Guy That Never Cooks

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
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  • @randomtheorist251
    @randomtheorist251 4 місяці тому +1362

    Guys... Let him cook.

  • @master41073
    @master41073 4 місяці тому +774

    This video is perfect sound board:
    Press 2: "stop"
    Press 3: "Burrito bowl"
    Press 4: "No"
    Press 5: "Yes"
    Press 6: "Do it"
    Press 9: "That's not an argument"

    • @victorcharles27
      @victorcharles27 4 місяці тому +40

      YES IT IS CU...😅

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile 4 місяці тому +5

      That's perfectly lined up right there! I love it.

    • @Deepanshu95k
      @Deepanshu95k 4 місяці тому +3

      that's fun to play with ahah

    • @rahu5467
      @rahu5467 4 місяці тому

      234569
      huh it did nothing
      sthu dude

    • @connorp3030
      @connorp3030 4 місяці тому +1

      Playing a lil conversation like
      Do it
      No
      Yes
      Stop
      Burrito bowl!
      That's not an argument!

  • @Matt_H_26
    @Matt_H_26 4 місяці тому +437

    That final line was delivered with perfection 👌

  • @AimeeKateKelly
    @AimeeKateKelly 4 місяці тому +243

    “I’m just in a funk“ that’s what I tell myself too 😂

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 4 місяці тому +4

      i belieb in u

  • @Gerbsert
    @Gerbsert 4 місяці тому +39

    Guys i don’t think this was even a comedy skit this just felt like a real argument. Immaculate performances, such powerful delivery

  • @meijames
    @meijames 4 місяці тому +61

    I like that the cat looks concerned by the yelling for a second and goes right back to grooming itself. 0:15

  • @evanliveshere
    @evanliveshere 4 місяці тому +122

    love when these things form a meta analogy

    • @pieter490
      @pieter490 4 місяці тому +19

      Rude to refer to them as 'things' but okay

    • @evanliveshere
      @evanliveshere 4 місяці тому +4

      @@pieter490 lol

  • @Bobby-wn5yr
    @Bobby-wn5yr 4 місяці тому +44

    I swear my last 3 years of living in shared houses every housemate I had was Jackson
    Also getting a doordash ad for this video was *chef’s kiss*

  • @sea_air_ahhh5776
    @sea_air_ahhh5776 4 місяці тому +19

    I know this is a comedy sketch but there is so much truth in it. I lived like this for a huge chunk of my 20’s. I probably could’ve paid off my student loans with all the money I spent on delivery.

  • @MagneticPowder
    @MagneticPowder 3 місяці тому +5

    It’s so much less frustrating when people argue honestly like “I don’t want to do it because it’s hard and I’m lazy”.

  • @missmatch9058
    @missmatch9058 2 місяці тому +3

    This is why I meal prep now. Literally all my chopping and some of my cooking is done once a week. I freeze in little single serve containers and fridge some other stuff. I can't believe I haven't been living this way my entire life. Feeding myself is an absolute convenient dream for the rest of the week.

  • @palashbhaumik42069
    @palashbhaumik42069 4 місяці тому +76

    "Today's sponsor, Hello Fresh!"

  • @Eldrich4291
    @Eldrich4291 4 місяці тому +220

    Cooking's not difficult. However, tidying up after....

    • @s.baldrick3807
      @s.baldrick3807 4 місяці тому +22

      One pot meals baby

    • @drunkenhobo5039
      @drunkenhobo5039 4 місяці тому +19

      @@s.baldrick3807 The wok is possibly mankind's greatest invention.

    • @demrasnawla
      @demrasnawla 4 місяці тому +22

      Just minimise pans & tidy up while you cook, and cook multiple servings to make good use of the cooking & cleaning time

    • @pigymc1695
      @pigymc1695 4 місяці тому +1

      @@drunkenhobo5039 absolute facts

    • @aperinich
      @aperinich 4 місяці тому +2

      Not really. Just do the dishes and get over it FFS
      Not complicated. Not time consuming. It takes a few minutes and the most basic of sensibilities.
      What TF is wrong with people?

  • @TarzansMom
    @TarzansMom 4 місяці тому +26

    Jaxon is mind-controlled by the cat who obviously has designs on his Muscle Chef.

  • @xSTONYTARKx
    @xSTONYTARKx 3 місяці тому +8

    Buying prepped meals for like €5 per meal at stores nowadays is a pretty solid way to not cook when you are living alone. And still have money left at the end of the month.

  • @smileshortstpw
    @smileshortstpw 4 місяці тому +47

    air fryer will save the day

    • @missmatch9058
      @missmatch9058 2 місяці тому +3

      So will a frying pan, and a microwave, really.

  • @justintan7658
    @justintan7658 3 місяці тому +25

    1:13 "Yes it is Cu-" got me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @coolunusual
    @coolunusual 4 місяці тому +43

    "I gotta eat" lol Caleb Hammer hears that in his nightmares

    • @Pommygirl1st
      @Pommygirl1st 3 місяці тому +2

      S A N D W I C H

    • @coolunusual
      @coolunusual 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Pommygirl1st sounds like a new invention

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 3 місяці тому +1

      LOL love that guy!
      "Eat ramen!"

    • @Pommygirl1st
      @Pommygirl1st 3 місяці тому

      @@coolunusual It could be revolutionary!

  • @myfathersjawline
    @myfathersjawline 4 місяці тому +52

    darcys acting as the dellivery guy was magnificent

  • @jasperkooij1891
    @jasperkooij1891 4 місяці тому +75

    I feel personally attacked 😂

    • @SuperLloyd84
      @SuperLloyd84 4 місяці тому +4

      Literally thought I was watching myself... I might actually be Jaxson.

    • @athena7042
      @athena7042 8 днів тому

      It was totally a personal attack on you.

  • @lochness5524
    @lochness5524 4 місяці тому +7

    The timing of this is perfect. Came up while I’am making dinner

  • @stevesmith3556
    @stevesmith3556 4 місяці тому +2

    Dad taught me how to fix things and about money. Mom taught me how to cook. Thank god!

  • @ungrave5231
    @ungrave5231 4 місяці тому +21

    Every single video calls out a specific weakness of mine recently. Even if it's a bit exaggerated from my situation

  • @TheRICKY85
    @TheRICKY85 4 місяці тому +10

    I cook in bulk and freeze everything, out of financial necessity and laziness. One meal for dinner, for a month.

    • @closeben
      @closeben 4 місяці тому

      How do you make that last a month? At most I think I have made 9 servings out of one cook up. Usually it’s only around 6.

    • @TheRICKY85
      @TheRICKY85 4 місяці тому +4

      @@closeben I cook more than the recipe says?
      Also, I do eat a smaller serving.

    • @closeben
      @closeben 4 місяці тому +1

      @@TheRICKY85 I don’t even use recipes. What I mean is how do you physically make that much. I guess it requires a HUGE pot, or just multiple pots of the same thing. And that’s also a tonne of ingredients to use all at once. Then it requires so much space in the freezer. I don’t have that much free space.

    • @TheRICKY85
      @TheRICKY85 4 місяці тому +4

      I either use a big pot, and/or combine it after. My freezer isn't large either, but I also don't put much else in it.
      I think I usually use a kilo of mince, two kilos of veggies and a kilo of carbs.

    • @closeben
      @closeben 4 місяці тому +1

      @@TheRICKY85 i unfortunately only have access to one of those tiny freezers which is in the top part of a fridge and has a giant unused ice compartment, and it’s shared with two other people… I can fit 4 frozen meals in there max… But also it takes me so long to cook I wouldn’t have the energy to do much more.

  • @gingerstallion
    @gingerstallion 4 місяці тому +13

    I couldn't concentrate because your kitty is so cute. she is beautiful.

  • @jr5993
    @jr5993 4 місяці тому +6

    This is me. I live alone and haven't cooked properly since like November last year.

  • @KlaraL-_-
    @KlaraL-_- 3 місяці тому +1

    Honestly, many people need to hear this! If you learn how to cook a little, you have food at home all the time! And it really saves a lot of money.

  • @sophiabrewer7343
    @sophiabrewer7343 4 місяці тому +8

    Darcy’s acting as the cat is top tier.

  • @DJBunny1001
    @DJBunny1001 4 місяці тому +4

    Watching this as I procrastinate cooking and am considering a takeout

  • @alex_xd9888
    @alex_xd9888 4 місяці тому +25

    darcy's acting as the cat was immaculate as always.

  • @JeremyJaydan
    @JeremyJaydan 4 місяці тому +2

    lately my go-to is:
    - oven pre-seasoned meat (e.g. chicken kebabs)
    - microwave steam veggies
    - microwave mash

    • @missmatch9058
      @missmatch9058 2 місяці тому

      I'm all about the frozen veg recently too

  • @garetr
    @garetr 3 місяці тому +1

    For real though, I've found I can get away without cooking by buying ready-to-eat or super-easy-to-prepare food from the grocery store, and it's not that expensive. Making sandwiches is the most effort I regularly put into preparing a meal. I buy cheap fruit, breakfast cereal, canned condensed soup, bagels, and occasionally ramen. Meals only cost me about $2.50 USD on average, which is worth it given the time I save. I also drink a meal replacement beverage called Soylent when I don't want to have to think about what to eat.

  • @GrGidley99
    @GrGidley99 4 місяці тому +1

    These last two vids I've felt personally attacked xD Keep em comin' boys!

  • @archangel_josh
    @archangel_josh 4 місяці тому +2

    I loath cooking so much that I eat pretty much the exact same snacks every single day and say I'm counting macros. Think fruit, cereal, nuts, chicken sandwich, protein shakes, cans of tuna. Nothing requires heating up or preparation. It's the way to live.

  • @SaraBryan-sw7ri
    @SaraBryan-sw7ri 4 місяці тому +36

    Your videos are seriously cool, keep 'em coming!

  • @carolinetaylor5594
    @carolinetaylor5594 4 місяці тому +40

    Nah I agree with Jaxon. F*ck cooking every day. Also, love the kitty 😍

    • @Aaron-ne4kr
      @Aaron-ne4kr 3 місяці тому +1

      You ain't gotta cook every day, make big batches and fridge the leftovers!

  • @chrys9256
    @chrys9256 4 місяці тому +1

    I used to order food every day. Five years ago I realised it was too much money and I decided to start cooking for myself and limit ordering out to once or twice a week at most and I also cut out Starbucks and the like as well as alcohol. I estimate I saved at least 25000 euros in five years. When you spend just a little bit every day you don't realise how quickly it adds up.

  • @homeless_greg_games
    @homeless_greg_games 4 місяці тому +66

    HE'S ON THE OBESITY SPEEDRUN

    • @henrythebananaboy
      @henrythebananaboy 4 місяці тому +2

      Hi

    • @jazxyo4863
      @jazxyo4863 4 місяці тому

      Just to let yk guzman is actually a pretty healthy decent calorie option and muscle nation is great with protein. unless you eat a whales worth you wont get fat

    • @homeless_greg_games
      @homeless_greg_games 4 місяці тому +2

      @@henrythebananaboy whats good

    • @sfyrizo
      @sfyrizo 4 місяці тому +1

      hi

    • @henrythebananaboy
      @henrythebananaboy 4 місяці тому +1

      @@homeless_greg_games hi how are you today

  • @zacharybarnhart334
    @zacharybarnhart334 3 місяці тому

    “It’s hard and I’m lazy” if that doesn’t sum me up I don’t know what does

  • @n8archy121
    @n8archy121 3 місяці тому +2

    I feel attacked and was already planning on getting something tonight

  • @kristinsaysgah4257
    @kristinsaysgah4257 4 місяці тому

    I love how Jaxon just goes off at the end in a fit of rage. “YES IT IS!!”

  • @tuckerphillips9927
    @tuckerphillips9927 3 місяці тому +1

    I MISS DARCY, HE WAS A GOOD BLISTER IN THE GANG

  • @arrongumbrell539
    @arrongumbrell539 3 місяці тому

    Darcy acting as a cat was spot on

  • @janohrca8875
    @janohrca8875 3 місяці тому

    Darcy’s acting as the classic Aussie profanity was outstanding

  • @KlaraL-_-
    @KlaraL-_- 3 місяці тому +1

    I noticed your cat and she/he is so beautiful! 🤍🐱

  • @MeekMitts
    @MeekMitts 4 місяці тому +2

    when you realize that the person who berates you for cooking food wrong, is also the person who never cook xD

  • @DeadDancers
    @DeadDancers Місяць тому

    “Obviously I’m going to go from blowing $700 a week on food to living in a mansion and having a fast car. I can’t figure out how to cook but how hard can being old and rich be?” 😂

  • @ArchIVEDCinema
    @ArchIVEDCinema 4 місяці тому

    Watching this after binge-watching Caleb Hammer's Financial Audits goes hard! 😂

  • @johncole4021
    @johncole4021 3 місяці тому +1

    This channel is just videos of my life 😂

  • @jeffkaplentm
    @jeffkaplentm 4 місяці тому +5

    The fact that they were shilling uber eats is so ironic

  • @razzy_modo
    @razzy_modo 4 місяці тому +5

    Loved the cut at the end

  • @JosefdeJoanelli
    @JosefdeJoanelli 4 місяці тому

    Cooking isn't difficult, deciding what to cook is

  • @CelestialShock
    @CelestialShock 4 місяці тому +5

    thought this was gonna be a sponsor to hello fresh or something like it

  • @_lonath_
    @_lonath_ 4 місяці тому +1

    This is literally me.
    He was just eatinf a My Muscle Chef Chipotle Chicken Burrito Bowl

  • @senomous7798
    @senomous7798 4 місяці тому +3

    as someone that is too lazy to cook this is relatable

  • @yehnahthx
    @yehnahthx 3 місяці тому

    "One day I'll be dead and I won't be able to eat Muscle Chefs anymore" Bro they gotta pay you for that shit. Its gold

  • @sidthesloth12
    @sidthesloth12 4 місяці тому

    Anyone who uses Masayoshi Takanaka music in their videos or life instantly earns my respect

  • @Nateeahco
    @Nateeahco 3 місяці тому

    That’s a real good argument tho cos we don’t know when we die and I don’t wanna die only eating baked beans and toast so I could save for bills😂😂

  • @sthenios7026
    @sthenios7026 3 місяці тому +2

    700$ a week is crazy wealthy. Like 5-6k$ of monthly income if you include other expenses and you don't even get anything left for the next month. How could someone with no financial self-control get to that level of income?

  • @nickmajora
    @nickmajora 4 місяці тому +1

    I'm spending way too much on food delivery and I need to stop.

  • @KlaraL-_-
    @KlaraL-_- 3 місяці тому

    It´s hard to do it when you don´t want to 🤣 Nothing more true has ever been said.

  • @davidsmithsmith5679
    @davidsmithsmith5679 4 місяці тому

    Missed opportunity for like a hello fresh ad, tbh that would have been the best ad iv e seen

  • @codyolsthoorn7818
    @codyolsthoorn7818 3 місяці тому

    Darcys acting as the dinner was immaculate

  • @Asher_IX
    @Asher_IX 4 місяці тому +2

    Had to watch the video twice cause the super cute cat was distracting me...

  • @davemc6887
    @davemc6887 4 місяці тому

    The prequel to Ham Cake I didn't realise I needed

  • @SimonFrack
    @SimonFrack 3 місяці тому +1

    Just “cook” cereal for every meal.

    • @missmatch9058
      @missmatch9058 2 місяці тому

      Sandwiches are pretty easy too

  • @ammarihsanmohamadalfianmer3357
    @ammarihsanmohamadalfianmer3357 4 місяці тому

    i was not expecting for that last line to be so loud

  • @Doors067
    @Doors067 2 місяці тому

    I pay 500 bucks a week for a part time chef to cook me dinner. Its a good value. Half of it goes to the food they take 50 bucks for the 2 hours of getting fresh organic farmer market food and cooking.

  • @Tiagotaf
    @Tiagotaf 4 місяці тому

    I know a girl who is exactly like this. Spends most of her salary with restaurants because she's too lazy to cook anything. Money pit.

  • @janemacintyre9801
    @janemacintyre9801 4 місяці тому

    It's not hard - it is when you don't want to do it! I'm with you, mate !

  • @icewinddale2675
    @icewinddale2675 Місяць тому

    Amglo-Saxons usually have a bonfire/BBQ infront of the refugee housing.

  • @ardetag
    @ardetag 4 місяці тому

    The cat had enough and left the room

  • @michaeltrinh4394
    @michaeltrinh4394 4 місяці тому

    This is good advice from a guy who pays for everyone 😂

  • @NitroGummyBear
    @NitroGummyBear 4 місяці тому +2

    You guys gave me a wake up call….im not that bad but it’s Wendy’s/mcdonalds 4-5 times a week.
    Maybe it is that bad 🙃

  • @pat9353
    @pat9353 14 днів тому

    There are two types of friends. The friend that you want for the love god to stop spending incredible amounts of money on useless things, and the friend that it feels like pulling teeth to get them to so much as buy new socks when theirs have holes in them and are disintegrating.

  • @HD_Heresy
    @HD_Heresy 3 місяці тому +1

    The final line 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Builder707
    @Builder707 2 місяці тому

    To anyone out there who hasnt yet: BUY A FREEZER, not that little eetsy bitsy ice box in your fridge does not count. Get a proper freezer off gumtree or whatever your local second hand shopping solution is. Great savings and lots of pasta dishes await you. And yes you can literally freeze ANYTHING if you dont mind the taste. How to deal with stuck together stuff? Microwave but 2mins at defrost only. Gets you just far enough for separation.

  • @acapulcogoldpablo8096
    @acapulcogoldpablo8096 3 місяці тому

    Lol Jaxon somewhat reminds me of Erling Haaland... I need to see them in a video together.

  • @Rebel201522
    @Rebel201522 4 місяці тому

    Darcy did a great job acting as the fork in this skit

  • @zanna7494
    @zanna7494 3 місяці тому

    Just wait till this guy try to cook spinach

  • @Hardcastle83
    @Hardcastle83 4 місяці тому

    The other issue is my palate is now so refined from uber eats that when I rarely do actually go to the grocery store I spend like 200 bucks buying fancy gourmet ingredients to make one world class 5 star meal. It's a catch 22.

  • @JoeMama-ee7wm
    @JoeMama-ee7wm 3 місяці тому

    I feel this on multiple levels 😅

  • @symmetrypony222
    @symmetrypony222 4 місяці тому

    Cut up some squash bell pepper onion whatever you have on a paper plate, microwave a prepackaged bowl of minute rice, sautee veggies in a pan with olive oil on medium and season to taste, add rice to pan whenever it’s done, cook a little more, put food on paper plate. Eat with plastic spoon. You now have veggies and rice with only a dirty knife and dirty pan. I try to make quick, cheap, easy meals that only take minimal dishes, it’s somewhat healthier and way cheaper than Doordash when I feel exhausted. Frozen meals like steamfresh are helpful too.

  • @Hasher883
    @Hasher883 3 місяці тому

    Jackson silently working on himself I see. Keep up the grind brother

  • @bugtalk84
    @bugtalk84 4 місяці тому

    Cooking your own food is so much cheaper😂😅🤣

  • @kabhes9040
    @kabhes9040 3 місяці тому

    Lachlan shakes his head every time he talks.

  • @dtanobo
    @dtanobo 4 місяці тому +1

    Okay yeah you've inspired me to start proper cooking lmao

  • @TheDiamondAboveMyHead
    @TheDiamondAboveMyHead 2 місяці тому

    This is definitely my sister to me, like girl we got food in the fridge, stop being lazy xD

  • @SuperLloyd84
    @SuperLloyd84 4 місяці тому +3

    I literally had a "thanks for ordering from Uber Eats" mesage pop up over the video while it was playing... I rhink i might actually be Jaxson.

  • @Bibichnya
    @Bibichnya 3 місяці тому

    Perfect editing at the end...

  • @D11111
    @D11111 3 місяці тому

    This actually reminded me to try to change my behaviour.

  • @toconnell88
    @toconnell88 4 місяці тому +1

    I just had a call burrito on a weeknight from Guzman because cooking seemed too hard. I feel extremely attacked.

  • @bishbosh4815
    @bishbosh4815 4 місяці тому +3

    I dont understand people like this that "can't cook" and I don't get where they get the money from to get constant takeout

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 4 місяці тому +2

      It’s usually either people who are staying with family and aren’t paying rent and thus can afford to spend what they would have on rent on eating out/takeout, or people who just have extra money for some reason

  • @CasualDandyAkaSqwrty
    @CasualDandyAkaSqwrty 3 місяці тому

    What?! Cooking is hard, and I'm lazy!! Thanks for the vid~

  • @mickenziemitchell5487
    @mickenziemitchell5487 4 місяці тому

    Jaxon's performance of Lachlan was outstanding

  • @haydenwilliamson6747
    @haydenwilliamson6747 2 місяці тому +1

    I just kinda learned how to eat what I cook

  • @_Doodle-bob
    @_Doodle-bob 4 місяці тому

    Jaxon repping the Santa Cruz jumper! I always knew you were a shredder.

  • @fierydawn2635
    @fierydawn2635 3 місяці тому +1

    Cooking is not hard:
    *Chef spends 20minutes in the grocery store and does an hour of prep work to get everything ready for cooking*
    Chef: And now I'll show you how to cook two portions of food in only 10 minutes.

    • @M.C.13-q4i
      @M.C.13-q4i 3 місяці тому

      Cooking with Babish, I swear XD

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 3 місяці тому +1

      Key is doing things in batches. Get a rice cooker, five minutes of active prep and you can make enough for a week. Frozen veggies are a good time saver. You can cook up a large amount of, say, chicken breast, at one time and use it for various different kinds of meals (rice bowls, tacos, soup, sandwiches, whatever).

  • @MrHaydnSir
    @MrHaydnSir 4 місяці тому

    cannot believe i feel guilty for getting dominos every 6 months when i get a craving and spend $10

  • @Aliothale
    @Aliothale 4 місяці тому

    Him: One day I'll be dead and I won't be able to eat fast food anymore.
    Me: I can't argue that logic, fair enough.