That’s why I’m glad I don’t drink. Everytime I see my friends’ alcohol bill when we go out to eat it makes me die a little inside. I feel like it does more damage to your wallet than it does to your body sometimes
@@williamhrivnak7345ig in terms of the immediate damage, but it depends on how severe of an impact you define ‘damage’ to be, and of course it varies from person to person - rich people can afford/justify expensive alcohol, certain people react more strongly to alcohol etc
@@williamhrivnak7345 3 beers get you drunk ~15 EUR 6 gets you hammered; ~30 EUR = abou the same a meal+softdrink would cost who needs to eat, when you get already 6x250 = 1.500 kcal xD
True. But once the drink has balance & a story behind it you can focus on the aesthetics - sick garnish, correct glassing and something visually arresting. Trust, I've been a high level bartender around Australia for about 30 years. If you're using fancy gimmicks in replacement of substance then you're bound to fail in it's overall presentation and taste.
@@Bumafa Well. High level bartenders generally provide entertainment while mixing your drink by performing tricks, so what you're paying for is the experience and obviously not just the drink itself, if you want to drink for the sake of drinking you do it at home much cheaper.
@@Ratking_Actual going to a bar to drink is called socializing some dip shit doing tricks is why you have to wait for what feels like an eternity for a drink just make the drink hand it to the person and be done
Lincoln is how we spell it in the states but I’m not trying to be a d¡ck lol. People spell names all kinds of stupid nowadays so at least Lincon makes sense phonetically
I can't relate to this but this still had me rolling. Hard to beat the comedic humor of these two and their blunt deliveries. Hope to see Jeremy and Lincoln again soon!
I loved bartending because my customers always get looked after, but there is always at least one person behind the bar who just has no idea the politics of the situation being slow and giving shit drinks
As an American living in Australia, I remain endlessly surprised at how expensive everything here is. I don't mean absolute dollars or exchange rate or anything like that, but how much I need to work to afford the equivalent good or service. It's a good thing Aussies themselves are such a wonderful lot to make it worthwhile.
@@JamesScarborough5290 it's the quickest and easiest way to farm likes on any Fairbairn video, don't need to spend much time thinking of a genuinely creatively comment that way
This is why I only go to sport pubs they actually pour the drinks really well even when busy. In-fact most bars pour drinks well it’s more of the clubs that are exactly like this 😂
Video idea: when your mate keeps giving you directions that directly contradict the satnav but keeps saying thag he knows the roads and its way quicker, and you don't want to be a dick but he's clearly wrong
Reminds me of a bartender making me a "caipirinha" it's supposed to have about 2-3 shots in it for the 500ml cup size. Guy turned the bottle and started talking to me. He poured about 4/5 of the cup. Walking was extremely difficult in the pool park. Yes the pool park serves alcohol drinks. The weird rule is you can only order from the in-water bar, and not the out of the water one. So you gotta walk into the pool, to the bar, order, get it and then out. You can drink in or out, but only order in.
The trick is to bring a hip flask or 2 with your own vodka. Outside vodka much cheaper than inside vodka. You should also start off at the maximum level of drunkness you can pull off and still get into whatever establishment. If you are worried about getting caught with the hip flask take your drink to the toilet, use a cubicle and top it up there.
Reminds me of American films when they pour a shot - it's basically the size of a quarter bottle of vodka. Then they ask for another and they've had half a bottle of spirits.
The "yep all good 😑" when somethings a massive ripoff but you've got no fight left in you...
Imagine having to tip 18-25% on top of that. 🫠🫠 Send help plss
Rental increases in Sydney at the moment. Massive rental increase or homeless. Labor =🖕
🤣
"That costs the price of two warm meals." Real.
That’s why I’m glad I don’t drink. Everytime I see my friends’ alcohol bill when we go out to eat it makes me die a little inside. I feel like it does more damage to your wallet than it does to your body sometimes
@@williamhrivnak7345ig in terms of the immediate damage, but it depends on how severe of an impact you define ‘damage’ to be, and of course it varies from person to person - rich people can afford/justify expensive alcohol, certain people react more strongly to alcohol etc
@@williamhrivnak7345 3 beers get you drunk ~15 EUR
6 gets you hammered; ~30 EUR = abou the same a meal+softdrink would cost
who needs to eat, when you get already 6x250 = 1.500 kcal xD
That G6 line was on point 😂
absolutely my fave song when I was 9
@@haydnmclennan4739 i had no idea what being slizzered felt like at 9 , but i felt this song in my soul
Yeah brought back some good memories :)
💯
“I help my nan with her puzzles’ 🤣🤣😭😭
Very serious career don't make jokes ok 😤🤣
I’m convinced bartenders are more concerned with putting a lemon wedge or tiny umbrella in your drink than actually making the drink sometimes 😂
True. But once the drink has balance & a story behind it you can focus on the aesthetics - sick garnish, correct glassing and something visually arresting. Trust, I've been a high level bartender around Australia for about 30 years. If you're using fancy gimmicks in replacement of substance then you're bound to fail in it's overall presentation and taste.
So true sharks hotel Sydney does it
@@Uncle_Houndyshut up you put a liquid in a glass stop making it more than it is
@@Bumafa Well. High level bartenders generally provide entertainment while mixing your drink by performing tricks, so what you're paying for is the experience and obviously not just the drink itself, if you want to drink for the sake of drinking you do it at home much cheaper.
@@Ratking_Actual going to a bar to drink is called socializing some dip shit doing tricks is why you have to wait for what feels like an eternity for a drink just make the drink hand it to the person and be done
"this is a massive amount of hostility man" is such a good point.
“I’m out here trying to get slizzard like a G6.” Lmfao that got me good
Can you translate that for an ignorant, non-aussie, non-english speaker? I guess slizzard means drunk...?
I died laughing at that part
"This aint a place where you get what you want. This is a place where you get what you get." My new motto.
Slizzard like a G6? No. Way.
*slizzered
what the fuck was that even supposed to mean
gen alpha detected
@@punishedpinecone4772 oh god I'm not even that old yet I thought
@@punishedpinecone4772when we drink we do it right
I swear... I've been watching for years, but I can NEVER predict the plot twist at the end
Arguing like he'd never been to the place before, but then they know each other by name 😂
Totally didn't see that coming after the A-triple-C bit lmao not even Australian here but it sounds like BBB of the US
When we needed them most they returned
bro their last upload was just two weeks ago
@@williamcampbell9859 he really needed them okay
I'm so glad getting sizzered like a G6 is still relevent. My son is wrong, I AM cool.
I never felt old until I heard that G6 line, and I'm not even supposed to hit that point right now in my life yet.
I think I'm too old to get it.
"Aw, you'll be back next week."
"I'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK!"
As a bartender I approve of this message
The delivery of "You rushed the shit out of that!" so good :')
"slizzered like a G6" 😂
Like a G6
ua-cam.com/video/w4s6H4ku6ZY/v-deo.htmlsi=_8jQtqzPJYyA9O1l
The far East movement reference is well appreciated
"This isn't a place you get what you want, it's a place you get what you get" I love that 😂
Darcy’s acting as the drinks was breathtaking
Was not prepared for the absolute banger of “Breezin’” to play after that guttural punch line.
For those of you wondering, 45 AUD to USD is about $29.38
Anyone wondering what shit cost over in Schoolshootistan can fuck right off.
Haha another classic heated exchange. Loved the surprise ending.
The dialogue in this skit is actually sublime 😂 👌
they just do NOT to make such a mess it's literally the same f*cking amount of time and work to do it right 😭😭😭😭😭
I need a job helping somebody’s Nan doing puzzles, that’s fair pay!
She can't see so good no more!
is Nan accepting applications? I can leave it on her voicemail if you like
"see you Jeremy"
"see you lincon!"
It’s like after all the arguing they knew they’d be seeing each other next week anyway 😂
Wasn't expecting to hear my name
Lincoln is how we spell it in the states but I’m not trying to be a d¡ck lol. People spell names all kinds of stupid nowadays so at least Lincon makes sense phonetically
after some quick calculations, i have deduced that lincoln has 23 seconds to make another 60 vodka sodas. good luck
I can't relate to this but this still had me rolling. Hard to beat the comedic humor of these two and their blunt deliveries. Hope to see Jeremy and Lincoln again soon!
Average experience at a Merivale venue
I love Jeremy the most personally but I do respect Lincoln. He's typically the straight man
Classic Jeremy
Tehe das my name :D
Back to the classics with this one 👏🏽
"I'll be back next week to get slizzard like a G6"
Its because all of the good barmen left to work in London
what the actually fk c**t?
Darcy acting as Bahrnie the bartender was spot on.
I loved bartending because my customers always get looked after, but there is always at least one person behind the bar who just has no idea the politics of the situation being slow and giving shit drinks
The Australian Drink. 😁
Bundy & Coke!
A half pint of shit lager
Cya Jeremy!
Cya...D... L-Lincoln.
I like how Jeremy came up with his name on the spot.
I absolute love Darcy as the vodka bottle. Excellent job!
Americans fighting tooth and nail for minimum wage to be raised to $15/hour punching the air rn
more purchasing power, dosent work like that
@@FabDinoAfter conversion 15 AUD is still more than the current US minimum wage
I wasn't sure if he thought 15 was a lot or a little when I heard that.
As an American living in Australia, I remain endlessly surprised at how expensive everything here is. I don't mean absolute dollars or exchange rate or anything like that, but how much I need to work to afford the equivalent good or service.
It's a good thing Aussies themselves are such a wonderful lot to make it worthwhile.
It’s actually $23 and it might go to $25 ($16-$18USD)
This isn't a place where you get what you want, its a place where you get what you get.
-Every Bar
As an alcoholic, I approve this
And a UA-cam addict 🙃 How’s things Hali?
@kermitthehermit9588 Life is good, I am currently relaxing in a hammock, and I just finished a banana smoothie.
@@HareKrishnaPerth Sounds good. Haven’t spoken to you in like two years. Might drop you an email one day ✌
And then they charge you $25 for the one drink.
They need to charge extra for the spills
My standard drink of a double whiskey and coke is now around 32 dollars. Which I drink in about 8 minutes.
@@Hardcastle83 you're getting ripped off. Thats a 30% more than a cocktail at a high end NYC bar
You guys are too good for youtube. The writing is top-notch. You should be writing tv/movies
the shakey hands as he placed them down was a nice touch
That bartender was using some Luka magic.
Darcy's acting as the yellow patch on jaxons cheek was next level.
Stop, please. Its been two years of this and I'm actually losing my mind ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
Yeah, are these Darcy jokes supposed to be funny or are people posting this shit ironically now? Cause fuck…
@@JamesScarborough5290 it's the quickest and easiest way to farm likes on any Fairbairn video, don't need to spend much time thinking of a genuinely creatively comment that way
Hahaha they knew each other that really got me
The fucking g6 line, made me spew my coffee
Bro this is legit their best sketch in a while, and literally every sketch is hilarious
"You chose to do this job" that's not always entirely true
Darcy as the cocktail umbrella
"This isn't a public library champ, off ya go."
I lost it at the stunned silence after the puzzles
Not realistic enough, where was the misspelled name on the cup?
I love the bruise he clearly got when he shit talked the bartender
as a bartender, i can confirm
We just want an explanation.
The $30 lemonades at every single pub compared to the $20 schnittys is a little strange…
This is why I only go to sport pubs they actually pour the drinks really well even when busy. In-fact most bars pour drinks well it’s more of the clubs that are exactly like this 😂
I was so invested in the private lives of these characters
Press 0 6 4 3 for an annoyed Lachlan that Jaxon even showed up as a customer at his bar😂
Love the videos!
But why no more “fair enough”?
Video idea: when your mate keeps giving you directions that directly contradict the satnav but keeps saying thag he knows the roads and its way quicker, and you don't want to be a dick but he's clearly wrong
".....what the actual F&%^ C*&^" HAHAHA perfect pause/delivery XD
Loved the video 😂
Btw, when does the podcast come back? bc halfway through this season will be ep 100
“She don’t see so good no more”
Australian ghetto talk.
Reminds me of a bartender making me a "caipirinha" it's supposed to have about 2-3 shots in it for the 500ml cup size. Guy turned the bottle and started talking to me. He poured about 4/5 of the cup. Walking was extremely difficult in the pool park.
Yes the pool park serves alcohol drinks. The weird rule is you can only order from the in-water bar, and not the out of the water one. So you gotta walk into the pool, to the bar, order, get it and then out. You can drink in or out, but only order in.
Back to their best. Relatable & thought-provoking....🤔
Two warm meals hit me hard. Its so true.
0:41 in general, all of us, indeed, lol
Ending with knowing each others names lmao
'Totally your choice to work this job.'
Ah yes, spoken like a true UA-camr.
The end implies this isn't the first time they've done this😂
Slizzard like a G6 hahaha
*slizzered
When you said "can I have two vodka sodas please", you can also hear it as "can I have two fuckin sodas please" lol
Only thing missing was the 20 kgs of ice dumped in
And bars wonder why they're all struggling to stay afloat, despite charging like wounded bulls...
blame the alcohol excise
I ordered a refreshing glass of warm water
"Slizzard like a g6" Now i cant get the song out of my head 😅
Bring back Darcy like if you want Darcy back
I have to immediately listen to a song I haven't heard in a decade 😅
Props on the Dončić jersey!
Great confrontation with a twist at the end.
Do you at least get a slice of lime for that price?
More of fairbairn in the city please. Its genius funny shit.
Darcy acting as the bar owner telling his employees to do it like that was pretty good, no wonder Jaxon does it so well
I friggin love these two ozzys
As a Bartender can confirm
last part was golden
I am a big fan of your videos.
Keep up the best work and you are very funny.
"Price of two warm meals..."
We laughed for a good 15 seconds at the end. So good
Bro how tf you make me snort from laughter at the end there
The trick is to bring a hip flask or 2 with your own vodka. Outside vodka much cheaper than inside vodka. You should also start off at the maximum level of drunkness you can pull off and still get into whatever establishment. If you are worried about getting caught with the hip flask take your drink to the toilet, use a cubicle and top it up there.
Reminds me of American films when they pour a shot - it's basically the size of a quarter bottle of vodka. Then they ask for another and they've had half a bottle of spirits.
Nice choice on the outtro Music- is that Takanaka?
G6 really needs to come back this year
Can't. They're called G650s now.
@@ChristopherHallett me only now just realising G6 actually meant something 🤦♀️
Dude needs to talk to his gramma and negotiate a raise.
Thought you'd be shaking them upside down Australian style