We Snuck Into a CIA Base In The Aussie Outback

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  • @Boy_Boy
    @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +9062

    Go to www.patreon.com/Boy_Boy if you want to help us out with legal fees and keep us out of prison.
    ...Also, go to Patreon if you want to keep us in prison. We say a lot of incriminating stuff behind the paywall that you can document and send to the authorities.

    • @RobleViejo
      @RobleViejo 8 місяців тому +4

      In 1976 USA sent CIA agents to plan and fund a Military coup d'etat in my country (Argentina)
      Now in 2024 the same is happening, but instead of a Military coup its an Economical one 🐍
      There will never be World Peace and progress to the Global South with USA as Humanity's Bully

    • @silvervrana643
      @silvervrana643 8 місяців тому +209

      So you PHONE called your lawyer about sneaking into a spying base while in range of said spying base
      I'm only 20 minutes in and I wonder how they got you
      All aside great video
      Edit: ok it was way simpler

    • @FBIagentObama
      @FBIagentObama 8 місяців тому +5

      The Americans even made aleksa shove an SD card up his 🍑 🤯

    • @FBIagentObama
      @FBIagentObama 8 місяців тому +54

      @@kamikazezombie8721 lmao bros out here with straight up proqaganda 😂

    • @enider
      @enider 8 місяців тому +18

      @@kamikazezombie8721 Hasbara troll

  • @james14294
    @james14294 8 місяців тому +9772

    Can we appreciate that despite feeling like the cops are after them, they still cleaned the airbnb

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 8 місяців тому +453

      and they still get charged with a cleaning fee

    • @james14294
      @james14294 8 місяців тому +103

      @@stellviahohenheim always happens

    • @nathanwatkins1005
      @nathanwatkins1005 8 місяців тому +13

      No good frantic deed...

    • @Jango1989
      @Jango1989 8 місяців тому +12

      I laughed so hard at this and also appreciated it greatly😂

    • @lnewton3677
      @lnewton3677 5 місяців тому +12

      This has to be the most a) Aussie Channel b) most woke cherrypicking hyperbole c) Australia would have been a Chinese colony without the rest of the West 😅
      Australia is culturally American.. naturally adopted vs tradition of UK

  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing 8 місяців тому +53451

    Just to be clear, this was all aleksas idea

    • @Stretchwiz
      @Stretchwiz 8 місяців тому +1404

      Thanks for the clarification

    • @Shhmeck
      @Shhmeck 8 місяців тому +154

      True

    • @GingM8
      @GingM8 8 місяців тому +928

      This comment is definitely being used in trial LMAO

    • @civetmink9060
      @civetmink9060 8 місяців тому +268

      Blink once if you’re aleksa’s hostage

    • @diaanlouw5039
      @diaanlouw5039 8 місяців тому +27

      😂

  • @tamaravsthevoid
    @tamaravsthevoid 8 місяців тому +2072

    My Nan was a cleaner at Pine Gap. It was only years later I realised everyone who worked at Pine Gap was a ‘cleaner’.

    • @Vitafiend
      @Vitafiend 8 місяців тому +180

      Your nan did terrible things I'm sorry to tell you

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +841

      She's lying! The woman at the information desk told us everyone was a gardener!

    • @mikelitoris6923
      @mikelitoris6923 8 місяців тому +39

      You saw any beautiful gardens while inside there? 🌸

    • @KovietUnionDefector
      @KovietUnionDefector 8 місяців тому +19

      ​@@Boy_Boyno no....that's not a garden it's a CIA recreation facility for Maxi Golf. Everything is bigger in the US of A boys ;)

    • @Desertopals
      @Desertopals 3 місяці тому

      Hell yeah your nan was a war criminal!!

  • @JesusGreenBL
    @JesusGreenBL 4 місяці тому +2990

    Imagine you hear banging on your door at 3AM, "CIA open up" and several guys bust in, only for one of them to pull out your football and say you left this at the base and then leave.

    • @morgan696manning
      @morgan696manning 3 місяці тому +9

      Because their not for the people anymore

    •  3 місяці тому +14

      @@morgan696manning It's 'they're'. If you're from a English speaking country, be better.

    • @ShadowGestalt
      @ShadowGestalt 3 місяці тому +19

      Its called Decency and Respect. If your a living person, be better.

    • @Harrycoook
      @Harrycoook 3 місяці тому +12

      grammar police much?

    • @adamk.7177
      @adamk.7177 3 місяці тому +29

      I'm sure you meant to use the word "an" and not the word "a" when you were trying to prove your point, right? Be better.

  • @KrazyKaiser
    @KrazyKaiser 8 місяців тому +13659

    I like how he specified "The BASE doesn't want you here" not "I don't want you here" implying he thought you could hang but the base just isn't cool.

    • @Soken50
      @Soken50 8 місяців тому

      Military people are generally pretty nationalistic, you know... fighting for the nation with their life potentially on the line, they're probably not very chuffed to be US guard dogs in their own country.

    • @Zebra_M
      @Zebra_M 8 місяців тому +2089

      Big "my mom said no" vibes

    • @saylessstuff
      @saylessstuff 8 місяців тому +829

      clearly the base is a sentient entity and gives them orders

    • @Louganda
      @Louganda 8 місяців тому +109

      ​@@saylessstuffmust be them aloens

    • @personwhohasayoutubechannel3
      @personwhohasayoutubechannel3 8 місяців тому +153

      Even though he won't admit to it, he's probably got "clearance" too and had some basic social classes

  • @queebloxd
    @queebloxd 8 місяців тому +42565

    jordan sneaking into a cia base getting the feds to monitor his every move whilst the mob is actively threatening him is some real 4d chess shit.

    • @zcl812
      @zcl812 8 місяців тому +903

      Lmaooo

    • @Moloxer
      @Moloxer 8 місяців тому +320

      no way

    • @KamielDV2
      @KamielDV2 8 місяців тому +1341

      Hope they don't team up

    • @rickson50
      @rickson50 8 місяців тому +2414

      Yeah, one of two things. Either they team up and make him gone or the cia unintentionally protects him

    • @It-me-gog
      @It-me-gog 8 місяців тому +46

      So true

  • @ststst981
    @ststst981 8 місяців тому +10891

    The funniest thing is that im sure Pine Gap employees will have to get official briefs this week warning them about not talking about their work at the casino because of this specific video

    • @-Cheif
      @-Cheif 8 місяців тому +363

      Oh no, anyway

    • @Wolfboy607
      @Wolfboy607 8 місяців тому +718

      So many people are in trouble there. I'm guessing even certain civilians will receive a dressing down due to what happened. That last line is potent, though.

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 8 місяців тому +67

      well they Were drunk so who knows what good itd do them

    • @JSON1C
      @JSON1C 8 місяців тому +146

      i wonder if theyll try to voice id the guard that was like "haha i watch youtube too you should just leave"

    • @NortyNige
      @NortyNige 8 місяців тому +230

      The amount of memo's additional debriefing of all staff when in Alice Springs perimiter security of the base you probably generated a whole heap of additional bullshit work raised a security threat level not to mention make some people actually work for a living. An outstanding achievement on many levels gentlemen.

  • @LilB0pete
    @LilB0pete 3 місяці тому +610

    The two kids in a suit bit has actually sent me.
    And as a vet I really appreciate the way you question what the bases are for. It’s like 10x worse than people think so I always love seeing people buck up.

    • @kay4706
      @kay4706 3 місяці тому +5

      Oh? Anything you care to share with the class? Sounds hella interesting

    • @LilB0pete
      @LilB0pete 3 місяці тому

      @@kay4706 America cares a great deal more about spying on peoples everyday conversations than they actually care about missiles and nukes. Sites like this all over the world are just for the surveillance of largely law abiding citizens.

    • @orangekun7337
      @orangekun7337 3 місяці тому +5

      Did you sign something or can we hear more?

    • @LilB0pete
      @LilB0pete 3 місяці тому +77

      @@orangekun7337 well every vet signs lots of things. But basically, these types of locations are not to spy on adversaries- at least not as the primary mission. That mission is to observe and report on law abiding every day citizens to make sure that people are talking about what the US wants. And if you’re not then they will continue to pump your local news station until enough people are speaking on the topics they want you to.

    • @LilB0pete
      @LilB0pete 3 місяці тому

      @@orangekun7337 and when I realized the US is doing this to every ally and to its own people I realized that the military cared more about controlling these narratives than about the lives of every civilian on the planet.

  • @flaminggorilla909
    @flaminggorilla909 8 місяців тому +4343

    Nice of the police to help you get off the plane. It's such a pain waiting for everybody in front sometimes.

    • @Hendlton
      @Hendlton 8 місяців тому +115

      I'm wondering what they actually said to get people to stay in their seats. Did they actually tell the passengers that there were suspicious persons on board? Every flight I've ever been on has ended in complete chaos as soon as the plane stops moving.

    • @jamesrowlands8971
      @jamesrowlands8971 8 місяців тому +69

      For once, the people who stood up first got off the plane first!

    • @biosparkles9442
      @biosparkles9442 8 місяців тому +37

      @@Hendlton Are you Australian? Aussies tend to stay seated when the plane gets to the gate because there's no point standing up if the doors aren't even open yet. I've been on a few flights where we've been told to stay seated because there was someone with a medical issue that needed to get off the plane first, and everyone stayed seated until we were told it was fine to get off the plane.

    • @Hendlton
      @Hendlton 8 місяців тому +17

      @@biosparkles9442No, I'm not Australian. I'm glad to hear there's at least one place in the world where people are reasonable.

    • @biosparkles9442
      @biosparkles9442 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Hendlton I've heard it's even better in Japan!

  • @moishesdeluxeshekelshack8576
    @moishesdeluxeshekelshack8576 8 місяців тому +17966

    So sad to see aleksa jumped out of a window with 14 gunshot wounds in an act of self-inflicted harm.

    • @xX_Gravity_Xx
      @xX_Gravity_Xx 8 місяців тому +1306

      "Tragically we've just received word that he strangled himself, then jumped off a bridge and overdosed on amphetamines"

    • @Michael-dj6pd
      @Michael-dj6pd 8 місяців тому +565

      yeah, with his hands tied up on his back and everything, a tragic accident.

    • @Zebra.Lionfish
      @Zebra.Lionfish 8 місяців тому +136

      Died from covid

    • @grimbite5625
      @grimbite5625 8 місяців тому +181

      @@xX_Gravity_Xx In that order

    • @BIGGESTBENWA
      @BIGGESTBENWA 8 місяців тому +131

      Reminds me of the story of an American man who managed to shoot himself twice in the chest from 14 ft and a noose around his neck. Tragic atory of a man with no hope 😭😭

  • @jacobbassett3717
    @jacobbassett3717 8 місяців тому +5923

    Can’t believe the cia didn’t let these businessmen into workplace for work smh

    • @OmnipotentNoodle
      @OmnipotentNoodle 8 місяців тому +230

      very un-capitalism of the freedom boys 😡

    • @noah4822
      @noah4822 8 місяців тому

      might be beacuse he pulled an SD card out of his ass with his bare hands then started running the same fingers through his hair and on his face 🤮

    • @SirFlooberis
      @SirFlooberis 8 місяців тому +74

      @@OmnipotentNoodleAs a representative of the freedom boys I am absolutely appalled by their behavior. I assure you their freedom will be taken and given to the next person.

    • @timetravl3r
      @timetravl3r 8 місяців тому +17

      That’s Mister Businessman, to you!

    • @MyNarcosis
      @MyNarcosis 8 місяців тому +1

      Lol when and Where were the CIA in this video?

  • @amy_grace
    @amy_grace 4 місяці тому +1120

    "It's a firing range. They're not shooting intruders. They're just practicing their aim."
    "For when they have to shoot intruders."
    I crack jokes when I'm nervous too, but these guys are actually funny.

  • @joezzles
    @joezzles 8 місяців тому +11994

    What's funny is that someone, somewhere on that base, had to drive some lil golf cart all the way down just to grab that soccer ball "just in case"

    • @Hllysfkpln
      @Hllysfkpln 8 місяців тому

      yea, i dont know what they were thinking it sounded like a little bit like "haha our ball went over the line we want to go and get it but we cant" but if i was in charge of security of a secret base i would definitely be concerned about something disguised like a soccer ball like soccer balls are hollow by design but how can i know these "youtubers" are to be trusted and not funded by terrorists/they are marginalized themselves and didnt put spyware/explosives etc. inside the ball. i am not saying aleksa and the gang did something like this but even regular police over there start blasting on the sound of an acorn falling so whos to say what would they do in that scenario. it was very ballsy and/or dumb decision to do such thing but still a fun bit i guess and i am not their mother lol.

    • @fireballferret8146
      @fireballferret8146 8 місяців тому +1216

      Probably a whole bomb disposal squad with specialized equipment and stuff, not just one guy

    • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
      @chickenmanmackenzie3525 8 місяців тому

      you're giving them too much credit @@fireballferret8146

    • @IanDresarie
      @IanDresarie 8 місяців тому +773

      @@fireballferret8146 realistically, it's a really good exercise to test their bomb disposal protocols, so the people in charge might not have even been that mad.

    • @FTATF
      @FTATF 8 місяців тому +100

      And that will probably cost me 100th of a cent in my taxes..... you should donate the proceeds of this video to the U.s. taxpayers

  • @helixmoss9957
    @helixmoss9957 8 місяців тому +5361

    Imagine they all got asked to get off the plane and were just handed back the ball

    • @birichinaxox9937
      @birichinaxox9937 8 місяців тому +307

      Simpsons level closure

    • @timedragon1
      @timedragon1 8 місяців тому +153

      If I worked there, I would have personally ensured that they got the ball back purely for the bit.

    • @rocketn8
      @rocketn8 8 місяців тому +9

      That's hilarious 😂

    • @alextasarov1341
      @alextasarov1341 8 місяців тому +8

      It would have been too good😂

    • @lukeonuke
      @lukeonuke 8 місяців тому +17

      "we got these new torture methods and you are the right guys to test them on"

  • @StephenFrank9090
    @StephenFrank9090 8 місяців тому +2864

    Operation Human Sheild was hardcore, I didn't even know it was a thing. If you got authorities coming to question you, you know youre doing something right in investigative journalism.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +987

      There's no way we could ever be as a brave as Donna was in her life, but we've given it a crack!

    • @LordVarkson
      @LordVarkson 8 місяців тому +12

      Mate I dunno what video you watched, but I don't think I learned much here.

    • @gapsule2326
      @gapsule2326 8 місяців тому

      ​@@LordVarksonwym we learned Boy Boy has a smelly butt.

    • @fivepandas1
      @fivepandas1 8 місяців тому +188

      ⁠@@LordVarksonLearned about pine gap, as they said operation human shield, Gough Whitlam and his termination, ect.

    • @nate7471
      @nate7471 8 місяців тому +173

      Least obvious pine gap fed @@LordVarkson

  • @2782Jack
    @2782Jack 2 місяці тому +295

    This is surreal watching as an american, it's like watching star wars but knowing your taxes paid for the death star

    • @MrShoe321
      @MrShoe321 Місяць тому +15

      This is the funniest fucking comment I've ever seen

    • @shockyice6673
      @shockyice6673 18 днів тому

      Someone has to run the world

    • @humanman4152
      @humanman4152 17 днів тому +7

      @@shockyice6673 No, Nobody has to run the world alone. I dont know if you realized it but its a pretty big place. We can share

    • @shockyice6673
      @shockyice6673 17 днів тому

      @ be realistic. Id rather have the usa running the world instead of china. Its stupid to think everyone can get along

    • @johnforce8057
      @johnforce8057 16 днів тому +3

      @@humanman4152or maybe… just maybe… the idea of country lines… and separation by religion creed and color are exactly what keep us from being united as one species actually capable of reaching our true potential…

  • @jordanluke73
    @jordanluke73 8 місяців тому +2005

    I can't think of a more powerful trio of Australians that aren't wildlife

    • @mattekumba
      @mattekumba 8 місяців тому +97

      these three are the wildlife

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 8 місяців тому +1

      they're all that's left after the forest fires @@mattekumba

    • @OmnipotentNoodle
      @OmnipotentNoodle 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mattekumba fr creatures

    • @-Zevin-
      @-Zevin- 8 місяців тому +60

      @@mattekumba Steve Irwin crouching behind a bush: "Whoooooa mate look at this right here, we have a incredibly rare sighting here in the wilds, a entire flock of UA-camrs"

    • @muldersimp2052
      @muldersimp2052 8 місяців тому +7

      Glad you mentioned wildlife because a kangaroo could take out all three of them at once.

  • @bastie382
    @bastie382 8 місяців тому +23103

    "why did you enter the base?"
    your honor, my lawyer advised me to fucking send it

    • @emeraldbaby3191
      @emeraldbaby3191 8 місяців тому +1018

      Based, Not Guilty Case Dismissed

    • @rustnepoteter
      @rustnepoteter 8 місяців тому +84

      REAL

    • @shayneoneill1506
      @shayneoneill1506 8 місяців тому +617

      I had a mate in the 90s who was a political activist dude, and got caught trespassing on some govt thing to graffiti some activist slogan or something. He got to court and defended himself and his argument was that it was aboriginal land so he doesnt recognize that it was trespassing. AAaaaaand the judge for some reason accepted that , complimented his daring and dismissed the charges (My guess is that the particular govt agency had *really* done something to piss the judge off). The dudes now a major lawyer lol

    • @Alastair_Adana
      @Alastair_Adana 8 місяців тому

      I sure love how democratic and moral the USA is. Yeah, they’re much better than the Russians!

    • @CYPH3R-0
      @CYPH3R-0 8 місяців тому +11

      Evidential, video and the call it's self. We all heard and watched the vid. Lmao 🤣

  • @ptolemyegan8578
    @ptolemyegan8578 8 місяців тому +3398

    Their lawyer is such a gem

    • @Dwhizzle
      @Dwhizzle 8 місяців тому +53

      He needs to be on the channel more!

    • @trafton00
      @trafton00 8 місяців тому +31

      He's hilarious.

    • @Majoranimefan123
      @Majoranimefan123 8 місяців тому +18

      Bruh deserves his own reward for keeping our bois alive

    • @TigeyTheMigey
      @TigeyTheMigey 8 місяців тому +23

      "just fang the gate", love it.

    • @Franc822
      @Franc822 8 місяців тому +3

      I think their layer had a few before talking to them

  • @nickhaddad7084
    @nickhaddad7084 4 місяці тому +75

    4 months on and its still crazy to me that Aleksa offered a magic trick in place of ID

  • @AJMajek
    @AJMajek 8 місяців тому +2599

    "They could impose military law upon you if you get too cheeky."
    -One of the most Aussie pieces of legal advise you will ever recieve

    • @jromekoolaid142
      @jromekoolaid142 8 місяців тому +46

      Me when I’m a little too cheeky

    • @quaqua9669
      @quaqua9669 8 місяців тому +13

      Proceeds to boof the data 😂😂😂 reality is better than fiction, thank you for amazing content, m8s!!!

  • @woodardchuckleson3090
    @woodardchuckleson3090 8 місяців тому +5773

    When the lawyer starts chuckling like that, you know it's uncharted territory

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 8 місяців тому +315

      "these guys are challenging me. I like these guys"

    • @astecheee1519
      @astecheee1519 8 місяців тому +75

      @@bobhanson1037 They shoulve have asked about taking the stupid big and fast beyblade with them

    • @doomi_nukem
      @doomi_nukem 8 місяців тому

      @@astecheee1519 or the tampon gun

    • @SqueakyNeb
      @SqueakyNeb 8 місяців тому +12

      @@bobhanson1037 Yeah he must have one of the most interesting gigs in his industry huh 😂

    • @monkeydad47
      @monkeydad47 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@astecheee1519 "Just go full ravenholm on their ass"

  • @qqii
    @qqii 8 місяців тому +7574

    Holy moly I had no idea that your prime minister was literally fired for questioning the US.

    • @TheDisgruntledAustralian
      @TheDisgruntledAustralian 8 місяців тому +1642

      Its ok. Most Aussies don't either. No one talks about it. Until now!

    • @soup9911
      @soup9911 8 місяців тому +624

      ​@@TheDisgruntledAustralian I had no idea too, what the fuck! I'm Aussie!

    • @joaogabrielandrade3708
      @joaogabrielandrade3708 8 місяців тому

      Well.. at least they didn't put a dictatorship over it, like in my contry......

    • @fnytnqsladcgqlefzcqxlzlcgj9220
      @fnytnqsladcgqlefzcqxlzlcgj9220 8 місяців тому

      When do we overthrow the Aussie government?
      The only people who benefit from it are tradies, the superrich and the government themselves.
      I mean come on the average houses owned per seat of parliament is 7, while everyone under the age of 40 is fighting like rats to pay $400/w for a single room.
      Like we are actively being abused by the government, why are we letting this happen?

    • @Rom2Serge
      @Rom2Serge 8 місяців тому

      Same in Germany. Our country is occupied too.
      Rammstein base the same story , but with nuclear weapons.
      There is a German law saying that USA may spy on our politicians or on any of us basically legally.
      When USA blew up Nord stream Germany officially closed the investigation by saying that there is insufficient evidence to blame anyone.

  • @alexanderthesk8
    @alexanderthesk8 4 місяці тому +71

    Im an American and I appreciate everything you and FJ do. You make the world better, not just some arbitrary lines in the dirt. Thank you.

    • @surengrigorian7888
      @surengrigorian7888 2 місяці тому

      "Arbitrary lines in the dirt"? So loving your country makes you a chump, devoted to arbitrary lines in the dirt?

    • @cloodberst
      @cloodberst 2 місяці тому

      @@surengrigorian7888yes

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 2 місяці тому +1

      @@surengrigorian7888yes lol, exactly

    • @surengrigorian7888
      @surengrigorian7888 2 місяці тому

      @@cdw2468 Have fun with that idea. I, for one, consider it (and believers of it) to be a cancerous force in human history. But if you insist on believing it, perhaps keep your insufferable arrogance to yourself.

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 2 місяці тому

      @@surengrigorian7888 and nationalism isn’t cancerous? i think it’s possibly the deadliest ideology ever created, millions of people have been tricked into dying for some arbitrary lines in the sand to enrich a privileged few elites

  • @kaiju_24
    @kaiju_24 8 місяців тому +3716

    Getting your ball back should be perfectly legal reason to enter any facility.

    • @nathanwatkins1005
      @nathanwatkins1005 8 місяців тому +77

      Would've been in the 10 commandments if god wasn't so fragile. god god god franking autocorrect. Keep having to replace the capital g.

    • @thewizard1
      @thewizard1 8 місяців тому +127

      ​​@@nathanwatkins1005God was afraid that someone would throw a ball over the pearly gates and would ask to come in to retrieve it,
      What a coward.

    • @Owesomasaurus
      @Owesomasaurus 8 місяців тому +11

      Surely that would be good honest Aussie values.

    • @28russ
      @28russ 8 місяців тому +6

      @@nathanwatkins1005That's not autocorrect.
      That's god being super franking fragile mate. 😂

    • @markaeresmanlangit9727
      @markaeresmanlangit9727 7 місяців тому +3

      "Oh no I accidentally dropped my ball through into the nuclear storage facility, yall mind if I get it back rq?"

  • @friendlyjordies
    @friendlyjordies 8 місяців тому +31870

    That SD card never smelled the same after this

    • @fridgemayo
      @fridgemayo 8 місяців тому +790

      Jordy you’re like that really brave bear that indulges in the sweet nectar that is honey, even while your nose is deep within the bee hive
      The honey is always worth it

    • @lachlanwoodsmith6064
      @lachlanwoodsmith6064 8 місяців тому +473

      That poor SD card took a hit on behalf of Australia. We salute you SD Card for your bravery in a time of strife!🫡

    • @kizmetmars
      @kizmetmars 8 місяців тому +65

      It's some scary shit?

    • @mohitrahaman
      @mohitrahaman 8 місяців тому

      life is too short to worry about ass stink

    • @skoovee
      @skoovee 8 місяців тому +32

      treasure it

  • @siimsoasepp9031
    @siimsoasepp9031 8 місяців тому +2671

    "When you work at the base, you have something that you have to show me... for you to enter."
    "A magic trick?"
    This broke me. Under so much stress, yet still cracking jokes.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +700

      I've never been more scared to unzip my pants before

    • @mohitrahaman
      @mohitrahaman 8 місяців тому +56

      @@Boy_Boy "Now I will make a pencil appear"

    • @cityturbofly
      @cityturbofly 8 місяців тому +21

      its a coping mechanism.

    • @OkaroShinn
      @OkaroShinn 8 місяців тому +13

      I'm fucking stressing watching this😂

    • @GolenCheeseIt
      @GolenCheeseIt 8 місяців тому +6

      @@cityturbofly Well that's boring. I was expecting a rabbit.

  • @TGSN6420
    @TGSN6420 2 місяці тому +27

    The ending was, well, it was one of the best concluding statements I've seen. Hes completely right, "Just a giant US military base floating in asia." Being wrapped up into something that you had no say in is a sign of taking charge. What a video man, wp.

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 8 місяців тому +1828

    This documentary was incredible, and the final monologue brought it all together beautifully. I’d love to congratulate you guys in person. Please come to the Alice Springs police station at your earliest convenience so I can shake your hands.

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 8 місяців тому +52

      😂💀

    • @Jindychick
      @Jindychick 8 місяців тому +17

      Winner winner chicken dinner😂😂

    • @gavinc6366
      @gavinc6366 8 місяців тому +29

      Wanna play some shits first?

    • @OPJuiceBox
      @OPJuiceBox 8 місяців тому +5

      🥰

    • @robt8042
      @robt8042 8 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, never go to police station because cops asked you to. Not without a lawyer.

  • @justas423
    @justas423 8 місяців тому +13208

    I'm starting to think FriendlyJordies has a thing for being in mortal danger from government agents.

    • @OopsBigSad
      @OopsBigSad 8 місяців тому

      He has a torture kink

    • @ShammusWammus
      @ShammusWammus 8 місяців тому +192

      I'd wager to say governments in general lol

    • @jerrys.9895
      @jerrys.9895 8 місяців тому +579

      Really, pissing off local legislators is a gateway drug. Pretty soon you're chasing the dragon and you can only get off by finding out you're on a no-fly list.

    • @culturebreath369
      @culturebreath369 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂🎉🎉🎉

    • @emanggitulah4319
      @emanggitulah4319 8 місяців тому +38

      You mean there could be a drone strike on his house?

  • @s4ss.m8
    @s4ss.m8 8 місяців тому +3893

    "I'm not comfortable speaking without a lawyer" is about the smartest thing to say at that moment.

    • @neoieo5832
      @neoieo5832 8 місяців тому +17

      bro thinks its america

    • @2008Toyota_Kluger
      @2008Toyota_Kluger 8 місяців тому +593

      @@neoieo5832you’re allowed to ask for a lawyer in australia as well ya muppet

    • @neoieo5832
      @neoieo5832 8 місяців тому +7

      @@2008Toyota_Kluger I don't live in Australia so I woundn't know

    • @noah_bmp
      @noah_bmp 8 місяців тому

      Then why you said that ?​@@neoieo5832

    • @maybetomorrownewmaker
      @maybetomorrownewmaker 8 місяців тому +479

      @@neoieo5832 then don't make a comment like that lol

  • @Adam-vv3ob
    @Adam-vv3ob 4 місяці тому +95

    These guys were acting like flying to Sydney was the same as flying to some country with no extradition treaty.

  • @hongkongdad928
    @hongkongdad928 8 місяців тому +882

    "not to be ignorant, we don't know Australian UA-cam" probably saved you lmao
    If I worked at a controversial American military base and I saw FriendlyJordies show up I would know exactly what was up lol

    • @julianshalders6047
      @julianshalders6047 26 днів тому

      Legendary Australians. We are America's bitch. 😂. Malcolm Fraser got sprung with a prostitute in America, the cia shouted him😂, she doped him and stole all his stuff 😂.

  • @Town_Country96
    @Town_Country96 8 місяців тому +2082

    3 guys in suits in the middle of the outback casually kicking around a ball whilst peaking up at every spy camera. Completely inconspicuous😅

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +497

      I'm glad you approve of my patented infiltration technique!

    • @wiseoldfool
      @wiseoldfool 8 місяців тому +29

      @@Boy_BoyClimbing a mountain in the desert, wearing a suit so you don't stand out. Mate, that is bonza!

    • @shadycatz85
      @shadycatz85 8 місяців тому +17

      you know whichever staff had to watch that back must have cackled. gotta be boring as shit sticking to those cameras

  • @majesticskydiver5784
    @majesticskydiver5784 8 місяців тому +7399

    It's weird to think about the fact that people that work at spy bases are just dudes who will probably say some shit they shouldn't if you ask the right questions while they're drunk at a casino.

    • @iterativegrowth
      @iterativegrowth 8 місяців тому +534

      really makes you think about how effective honeypot programs run by different foreign intelligence agencies must actually be or have been. (I say have been bc I imagine almost everything is sigint/digital now, but I’m sure there is still some level of humint capture too!)

    • @alcapoontangmooseinthepoos2310
      @alcapoontangmooseinthepoos2310 8 місяців тому +733

      those guys don’t know anything. They think they do but that’s the beauty of compartmentalization and principle of least privilege. A worker only knows enough to complete his task. They know to push the red button but have zero clue why.

    • @craigking5361
      @craigking5361 8 місяців тому +1

      The Ego of these people means it would be soooooo easy to get info out of them if you took them to a strip club for a few drinks, you'd get any info you'd ever want.

    • @Nereosis16
      @Nereosis16 8 місяців тому +134

      @@alcapoontangmooseinthepoos2310Pretty sure the hosts in this video and nobody in this comment section has ever had anything to do with the military. Was pretty frustrating to watch tbh.

    • @XMarkxyz
      @XMarkxyz 8 місяців тому +67

      The thing is, they seems actually enjoyable people, what I'm trying to say is go against government not against the people that most probably are just trying to make a living

  • @RuneOdinssonTattooer
    @RuneOdinssonTattooer 4 місяці тому +71

    Bro how did you guys get radicalized? 😂 Keep bringing these things to light. Most Americans agree with you, these endless wars are bleeding us dry, it’s brutal, and we don’t need to push for full world war.

    • @SimonBauer7
      @SimonBauer7 2 місяці тому

      agree, if ww3 starts its either russia or the us, this time it wont be us germans.

  • @clinkersmcduff3888
    @clinkersmcduff3888 8 місяців тому +1524

    You know you've got a good lawyer when he tells you to just wang it with the actual US military

    • @carlredington881
      @carlredington881 8 місяців тому +6

      😂😂

    • @MrJakson112
      @MrJakson112 8 місяців тому +12

      What are those seppo donut eaters gonna do lmao

    • @svampebob007
      @svampebob007 8 місяців тому +43

      I've worked with a lot of military personnel, their rules sounds pretty harsh on paper but there's a lot of legal protection that they have to stand buy, "shoot to kill" is never, EVER, EVER enforced, they can by their words detain you for "looking shady" but generally that's the last resort now, they will casually walk up to you with big ass guns and rules laws and "kindly as you not to", their power at least in the west is to convince you not to bother them.
      Usually they just call the police, they definitely have the fire power to blow you up to a fine mist, but just calling the cops on hooligans works just fine, anything that can be seen through a satellite is secured on the ground, you're not going to casually walk up to a zone where they need to shoot you.
      "yolo it" from their laywer was him saying "dude if you can get some sensitive information and get killed over it, then we got a case against the national defense, I'm pretty sure you're not getting to anything that anybody that can google can find out."
      The whole case about the last protester was a time before Google.

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 8 місяців тому +1

      Eh, if he said that to a kryptonian, man

  • @TimKwanten
    @TimKwanten 8 місяців тому +14835

    I'm so sorry that you fell of your balcony in four days

    • @emanggitulah4319
      @emanggitulah4319 8 місяців тому +126

      Your working at the base? 😅

    • @beanie2571
      @beanie2571 8 місяців тому +766

      and landed headfirst on four bullets 💔💔

    • @Jerry048
      @Jerry048 8 місяців тому

      ​@@beanie2571
      Bullet in the brain disease is a rare but fatal illness. Sadly medical professionals still haven't found the cause of it.

    • @Hixoltage
      @Hixoltage 8 місяців тому

      And landed in an incinerator.​@@beanie2571

    • @TheMortalKombatent
      @TheMortalKombatent 8 місяців тому +160

      and landed headfirst on four bullets 💔💔

  • @weedtaco1443
    @weedtaco1443 8 місяців тому +2860

    Is this a 4d chess move on jordies part to get himself under CIA surveillance as protection from other nefarious forces that are out to get him?

    • @kylewilliams8114
      @kylewilliams8114 8 місяців тому

      Sad thing is the CIA will probably just tell him to off himself and let someone kill him. I mean, that's what they did to MLK Jr anyway. Laws that bind some but do not protect, and laws that protect but do not bind and all that.

    • @JamesTsividis
      @JamesTsividis 8 місяців тому +65

      They would also have to use what they have for his benefit if they are spying on him.

    • @meantweetsandcheepgas946
      @meantweetsandcheepgas946 8 місяців тому +139

      Or they'll show the mobsters how it's done😮

    • @justarandomnerdlol2810
      @justarandomnerdlol2810 8 місяців тому +34

      @@meantweetsandcheepgas946that’s a wild thing to say 😭

    • @mistersonnen848
      @mistersonnen848 8 місяців тому +68

      With the work jordan has done, CIA should just hire him as investigator

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 3 місяці тому +46

    The Govt gets it’s pick of our best and brightest. I dated a girl in HS who was selected for the “state school of math science and art” and from there she was sequestered on this schools private campus and fast tracked through college as a rocket scientist and now works out in New Mexico and has basically said we cannot associate anymore, despite the fact we were great friends even after she left HS.

  • @valeriobertoncello1809
    @valeriobertoncello1809 8 місяців тому +1287

    22:35 You could clearly see that Friendlyjordies was the only one NOT laughing throughout the conversation with the lawyer... he's also the only one who's been firebombed for his journalism afterall. Scary stuff

    • @hammiebebamy6512
      @hammiebebamy6512 8 місяців тому +131

      Also the only one who was not visibly anxious in the car ride to the gate.

    • @mtathos_
      @mtathos_ 8 місяців тому +114

      mate has the biggest balls and will be in the Aussie history books once or if Australia is free

    • @Romeren
      @Romeren 8 місяців тому +80

      He seems very distant, i couldn't stop noticing. Hope he's doing ok!

    • @Jpow5734
      @Jpow5734 8 місяців тому +136

      ⁠@@Romerenhe’s recently had the Australian equivalent of the mafia threaten to kill him and not long before that his house pretty much got burnt down so I don’t think he’s doing too great.

    • @ChantalsBackPain
      @ChantalsBackPain 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Jpow5734nah I saw his comedy show last Saturday. He is in fine form and touring the country ATM.

  • @Pewafamath
    @Pewafamath 8 місяців тому +840

    Running from the police no sweat, but leaving the airbnb dirty and doing the dishes is the real threat those fines will fuck ya.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +228

      We spent all our money on legal stuff, there's nothing left for that airbnb cleaning fee

    • @DanishNinja
      @DanishNinja 8 місяців тому

      What? No you didn't.

  • @slovencleta
    @slovencleta 8 місяців тому +1526

    The gunshots are CLEARLY defensive fire against a tyranid-esque Emu invasion on the base. The war never ended.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +410

      I should've known! I hope we didn't interrupt their efforts. I'd hate to be the reason Australia succumbs to Emu supremacy

    • @mikolajm6354
      @mikolajm6354 8 місяців тому +36

      @@Boy_BoySorry to inform you, you're an emu now

    • @pixel_tortle
      @pixel_tortle 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Boy_Boy pine ridge clearly coordinated emu suppression and is the only reason Australia still exists.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 8 місяців тому

      @@Boy_BoyThey injected you with Emu DNA at the base. How? Sorry, classified. Just be on the lookout for a giant blue egg in your toilet and a craving for dried corn. I’m sorry that you may turn into Superhumanemu Warriors. 😢

    • @danielpas368
      @danielpas368 8 місяців тому

      FOR DEMOCRACY!

  • @MrShoe321
    @MrShoe321 Місяць тому +9

    32:09 If there was a less jovial guard on duty that day, there's an 8/10 chance one of them would've ended up in federal prison

  • @theartofbeingdave
    @theartofbeingdave 8 місяців тому +2826

    I've been to Pine Gap and protested a few years ago on its 50th anniversary. I haven't fallen out of any windows yet thankfully.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +894

      You're a legend! Thanks so much for the great work

    • @theartofbeingdave
      @theartofbeingdave 8 місяців тому +206

      ​@Boy_Boy a heap of us took a road trip from Victoria. It was a pretty crazy experience.

    • @invertexyz
      @invertexyz 8 місяців тому +7

      Thankfully that's more of a Russian/Dictatorship thing these days.

    • @OogaBoogaBongo12.
      @OogaBoogaBongo12. 8 місяців тому +11

      @@theartofbeingdaveGood luck protesting when you look like you're banned from childrens schools and parks. Cry more about CIA involvement in Australia.

    • @ookami5329
      @ookami5329 8 місяців тому +193

      @@OogaBoogaBongo12.cia bots are here lol

  • @AngusMurray
    @AngusMurray 8 місяців тому +1150

    I'm quite infuriated that they didn't return the ball, what lousy neighbours.

    • @salmonmoose
      @salmonmoose 8 місяців тому +49

      Maybe that's what the police wanted to talk to them about.

    • @peachyjam9440
      @peachyjam9440 8 місяців тому +3

      Neighbours from across the ocean or two

    • @bigbodge
      @bigbodge 8 місяців тому +10

      they've already got plenty of balls, much bigger ones too, they're just being greedy now

    • @woahdudeitsme9742
      @woahdudeitsme9742 8 місяців тому +11

      Yeah, sorry about that. As an American I will attempt to petition my government to return their rightful property. But it is an election year and legislation will be mucked up so no promises my brother from down under(or sister from another hemisphere).

    • @hoodzzeee
      @hoodzzeee 8 місяців тому

      Why? No doubt it would be bugged.

  • @Sokar12345
    @Sokar12345 8 місяців тому +4379

    "detain anyone without charge" - a staple of every democracy

    • @pureexile1702
      @pureexile1702 8 місяців тому +63

      its a staple of every high security military base. you have a ukraine flag, 100% those have the same laws about military base security

    • @pando4379
      @pando4379 8 місяців тому +201

      gotta love freedom and liberty

    • @sasho_b.
      @sasho_b. 8 місяців тому +61

      Just have a Bandera pfp why dont'cha

    • @aperson336
      @aperson336 8 місяців тому +3

      I mean that is what being detained is…

    • @xShonFrostx
      @xShonFrostx 8 місяців тому +45

      @@sasho_b. Jesus don't you get tired of spouting the same, tired, stereotyped talking points over and over again just to feel part of the special, counter mainstream "side" of history?

  • @amz33894
    @amz33894 4 місяці тому +21

    To be an enemy of America is dangerous, to be a friend is fatal.

  • @I.B.S
    @I.B.S 8 місяців тому +756

    This video was baked to perfection in Aleksas bussy

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +500

      I'll be repeating this recipe for all our future videos

    • @lukesorensen5905
      @lukesorensen5905 8 місяців тому +38

      Proceeded to hike for the rest of the day with fingers that smelled like arse.

    • @andycochrane4131
      @andycochrane4131 8 місяців тому +6

      And hair, not sure if anyone noticed.

    • @Seissmo
      @Seissmo 8 місяців тому +8

      @@Boy_BoyGodspeed, utilizer of the infamous prison pocket. 🙏

    • @scruffy191
      @scruffy191 8 місяців тому +5

      Kinda suspicious how quick he was to put it up his bum without anyone asking. I think he waited a long time for that opportunity... Also I wish I was that SD card

  • @amandavankeimpema8374
    @amandavankeimpema8374 7 місяців тому +2951

    I love that you guys still stacked the dishwasher and cleaned the Air BnB after the cops called. It's telling that Aussies are more scared of AirBnB penalties than facing the cops 😂😂😂😂

    • @highestpeeqs9532
      @highestpeeqs9532 7 місяців тому +11

      Jesus loves yall, died for us, and rose again! Jesus calls for all of us to repent! He's coming back

    • @nicholascharles9625
      @nicholascharles9625 7 місяців тому +35

      If you rack up enough damage to a bnb it circles round and the cops come on behalf of the owner

    • @meowdyxyz
      @meowdyxyz 7 місяців тому +51

      ​@@highestpeeqs9532So did he already rise again or is he yet to come back? Make up your mind

    • @lukedibben7445
      @lukedibben7445 7 місяців тому +48

      @@meowdyxyz Is Jesus sour dough?

    • @meowdyxyz
      @meowdyxyz 7 місяців тому +30

      @@lukedibben7445 self rising Jesus lmaooo

  • @Ritple
    @Ritple 8 місяців тому +2101

    Literally becoming a human shield is insane. That’s gotta be the biggest balls that anyone’s ever seen.

    • @NefariousElasticity
      @NefariousElasticity 8 місяців тому +265

      the biggest takeaway I had from this video is that Donna and the people from her org are absolute badasses

    • @mrdavidurquhart
      @mrdavidurquhart 8 місяців тому +10

      The best thing about pranks is nothing can go wrong.

    • @Skallanni
      @Skallanni 8 місяців тому +69

      Bigger balls than Pine Gap

    • @V01DIORE
      @V01DIORE 8 місяців тому +5

      They don't even have to take the human shields they just come themselves eh? I'm sure the terrorists appreciated it.

    • @SelectHawk
      @SelectHawk 8 місяців тому +91

      ​@@V01DIORE What brand of boot is your favorite flavor?

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan 4 місяці тому +29

    I like to imagine "i did a thing" made that spinning motor Earth globe

  • @80kokoro
    @80kokoro 8 місяців тому +811

    As someone who lived in Alice Springs for 21 years, if they are American and they live in Alice then 100% they work at Pine Gap

    • @Streetw1s3r
      @Streetw1s3r 8 місяців тому +88

      Absolutely, nobody would choose to live in Alice Springs.

    • @glennboyd939
      @glennboyd939 8 місяців тому +8

      If you can convince a yank you work there, you may get a lift with a valid id.

  • @tbillington
    @tbillington 8 місяців тому +3278

    You guys are the real journalists in Australia. Not the lap dogs in traditional media copying and pasting press releases and stealing content from Reddit.

    • @whipspoon6281
      @whipspoon6281 8 місяців тому +47

      Reddit always made no sense to me until I learned that Ghislaine Maxwell was the highest Karma holding account of all time and then it all sort of made a lot more sense.

    • @SilentAlien55
      @SilentAlien55 8 місяців тому +18

      They should try this with Chinese and Russian installations then and see how it goes, all in the spirit of "real journalism".

    • @NomTheDom
      @NomTheDom 8 місяців тому

      @@whipspoon6281 it was never a secret that all reddit users are creepy pedos

    • @SoxExcalibur
      @SoxExcalibur 8 місяців тому +18

      ​@@SilentAlien55sure, why not?

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 8 місяців тому +9

      To be fair Jordies is haha, the boys are just intelligent shenanigans guys

  • @reaganschuttger7099
    @reaganschuttger7099 8 місяців тому +2284

    And remember kids, if anyone says “the government wouldn’t do that”, oh yes, yes they would. -Wendigoon

    • @mayb8876
      @mayb8876 8 місяців тому +2

      Which video is that from? I'll go watch it

    • @velbutvel
      @velbutvel 8 місяців тому +13

      the government wouldn't care about its citizens, checkmate.

    • @bumboybandit
      @bumboybandit 8 місяців тому +5

      @@mayb8876 he says it more than one time. Probably Ruby ridge and Waco

    • @Silliest_feller
      @Silliest_feller 8 місяців тому +10

      @@mayb8876 at the end of the CIA vampire video

    • @King-of-Corvids
      @King-of-Corvids 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@velbutvel they care, it's mostly just to stop unions and political action

  • @icambridge
    @icambridge 3 місяці тому +4

    They way he instantly lightened up when you said you were UA-camrs. "Ah, cool not weirdos just UA-camrs"

  • @I.B.S
    @I.B.S 8 місяців тому +3469

    "At the mines" is the most sus answer from a couple midwest American guys

    • @stephensteele3553
      @stephensteele3553 8 місяців тому +61

      There are a lot of mines out there though

    • @nedkirkby1160
      @nedkirkby1160 8 місяців тому +349

      @@stephensteele3553 spoken like a true CIA agent🤨

    • @raclark2730
      @raclark2730 8 місяців тому +47

      @@stephensteele3553 They are populated with middle Australians though.

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 8 місяців тому +22

      ​@@stephensteele3553found the guy in the vid

    • @ayebing
      @ayebing 8 місяців тому +37

      Right…until you realize what Alice Springs is most known for…having a lot of industrial mines. Lol ..then it’s not sus at all. It’s much more simple: they’re telling the truth.

  • @muhaha-
    @muhaha- 8 місяців тому +427

    Donna Mulhearn THANK YOU for standing with human rights of those innocent Iraqis. You've risked your life to protect human rights, you're an inspiration,Than you and God bless you Donna.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +142

      She is such a legend!

    • @lochlannblack7699
      @lochlannblack7699 8 місяців тому

      Idk but i swear I heard about this when I was in intermediate white people going into warzones to stop colonial governments bombing people

    • @lochlannblack7699
      @lochlannblack7699 8 місяців тому +8

      Absolutely insane

    • @the.dirt.man.
      @the.dirt.man. 8 місяців тому

      She's in the comment section if you look for her! Orange default D profile pic

  • @seanbailey7049
    @seanbailey7049 8 місяців тому +646

    The american bloke in the casino wearing the Whalebone brewing shirt. That shirt is from a brewery in Exmouth where the giant radar towers are. Just a funny coincidence.

  • @handlehaggler
    @handlehaggler 4 місяці тому +23

    a soccerball being classified as a projectile in order for them to raise the threat level to kill and destroy is intense, hahaha

    • @SimonBauer7
      @SimonBauer7 2 місяці тому

      but also so american. they will use any excuse to shoot you.

  • @AshenedFox
    @AshenedFox 8 місяців тому +3734

    buy yourselves a new soccer ball boys. the cowards at the CIA sure aren't giving it back anytime soon.

    • @KnexJunkie
      @KnexJunkie 8 місяців тому +29

      Its spy gear that ball they probaly shot at it already. *clownnose*

    • @michaelbruce7889
      @michaelbruce7889 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@KnexJunkie 😢 cry about it dw I get it

    • @zackriley4577
      @zackriley4577 8 місяців тому +36

      Waiting for an update video where it turns up in the mail with a hole in it

    • @haroerhaktak2613
      @haroerhaktak2613 8 місяців тому +17

      lol. Balls returned but has to be deflated and turned inside out for "security and inspection" reasons. or torn to shreds.

    • @I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity
      @I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity 8 місяців тому +15

      Clearly it's an advanced surveillance device, but the guys at Material Analysis can't figure out just how it works...

  • @QuietGrave
    @QuietGrave 8 місяців тому +1263

    jordan looks like he has had a 12th century victorian ghost following him around that shouts every time he gets sleepy.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +391

      Hahahaha this is the most appropriate description of his life

    • @salottin
      @salottin 8 місяців тому +28

      12th century victorian = a time traveler ghost

    • @ButtercupBusyBee
      @ButtercupBusyBee 8 місяців тому +3

      This is so funny 😂

    • @xpelito2014
      @xpelito2014 8 місяців тому +3

      @@salottin a modern age looking Briton holding a claymore shouting in slavic perhaps?

    • @kanegawa9718
      @kanegawa9718 8 місяців тому +8

      If you think that he has lived with that fear aleksas talks about in the end for so long it’s not that absurd

  • @avazquez01
    @avazquez01 8 місяців тому +1017

    whole base about to have a 4 hour long OPSEC / security brief for this...

    • @YZFoFittie
      @YZFoFittie 8 місяців тому +20

      4 months

    • @keglimp
      @keglimp 8 місяців тому +32

      Guaranteed those intelligence officers at the casino were all sent back to Walmart.

  • @hongkongrat900
    @hongkongrat900 Місяць тому +2

    Wow. Thank-you all for bringing light to the undercover corruption that is happening. Also very surprised that UA-cam recommended this video.

  • @donywahlberg
    @donywahlberg 8 місяців тому +2003

    "Do you think the soccer ball is an attack, I don't know it might be"
    I can assure you the US government perceives the soccer ball as an attack.

    • @soulfullcreations7308
      @soulfullcreations7308 8 місяців тому +42

      Bahahaha. This made me think about all them WMD's that never existed haha. "I swear I seem put a buke in that ball"

    • @De_cool_dude
      @De_cool_dude 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@soulfullcreations7308its probably COMINT that theyre worrying about

    • @agmass
      @agmass 8 місяців тому +23

      as an infamous cop once said, "shots fired"

    • @amistrophy
      @amistrophy 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@De_cool_dudeCOMMIES!!!11!!

    • @peteradams1588
      @peteradams1588 8 місяців тому +7

      Would an American football be friendly fire?

  • @SerPodrick
    @SerPodrick 8 місяців тому +2172

    asking an American soldier at a top secret spy base if you can come back with your ID because you forgot is a vibe

    • @okarowarrior
      @okarowarrior 8 місяців тому +104

      The guy at the gate was Aussie, tho

    • @ayebing
      @ayebing 8 місяців тому +146

      For the record: They came in contact with exactly ZERO Americans at the actual base.

    • @diplodocus6969
      @diplodocus6969 8 місяців тому +33

      @@ayebingoh so just traitors

    • @ayebing
      @ayebing 8 місяців тому +21

      @@diplodocus6969nope. Just Australians . Lol

    • @efeddwdw9782
      @efeddwdw9782 8 місяців тому

      yep that guy sounded so american...

  • @NETIERRAS
    @NETIERRAS 8 місяців тому +642

    Jordan after getting his house firebombed: "Alright, lets piss of the CIA next"

    • @Hendlton
      @Hendlton 8 місяців тому +51

      Next up, the CIA and the Australian mob tear each other apart over who gets to whack him.

    • @igitha..._
      @igitha..._ 8 місяців тому +12

      Ah, a self-cleaning oven! @@Hendlton

    • @borjaslamic
      @borjaslamic 8 місяців тому +3

      I mean, in for a penny, in for a pound, I guess.

    • @redaethel4619
      @redaethel4619 8 місяців тому

      Next time it’ll be a drone strike!

  • @herbgaming7852
    @herbgaming7852 Місяць тому +1

    If only all UA-camrs were like you lads 😅 Great work, super happy i stumbled across your channel

  • @goShinigami
    @goShinigami 8 місяців тому +337

    Man that 2 thousand yard death stare from Jordie while the other lads are so jolly during the phone call with their attorney. Wonder what he's going through right now behind the scenes

    • @HammerStudioGames
      @HammerStudioGames 8 місяців тому +1

      Why did you say 2 thousand yard stare? Lmao was thousand yard stare not sufficient?

    • @trashtrash2169
      @trashtrash2169 8 місяців тому +55

      Each eye gets its own thousand miles.

    • @EroticInferno
      @EroticInferno 8 місяців тому +9

      He didn’t even crack a smile.. that’s tough when everyone else is cheesin..

    • @ParagonDerp
      @ParagonDerp 8 місяців тому +1

      thousand island stare

    • @theaveragepro1749
      @theaveragepro1749 8 місяців тому

      considering he also didnt seem afraid of the CIA shooting him, probably doesn't think he has much longer to live due to pissing off organized crime

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 8 місяців тому +2479

    Lmfao Donna is like
    “I won’t swear”
    *10 seconds later*
    “It’s fucking three o’clock in the morning!”

    • @Jacob-ge1py
      @Jacob-ge1py 8 місяців тому +22

      doesn't count

    • @nrgbunni.
      @nrgbunni. 8 місяців тому +67

      She's an Australian of course she swears we all do

    • @MaJetiGizzle
      @MaJetiGizzle 8 місяців тому +27

      And that’s what we call in the business a “tactical f-bomb” my dudes.

    • @donnamulhearn
      @donnamulhearn 8 місяців тому +46

      Couldn't help myself!

    • @iziahdelorme8698
      @iziahdelorme8698 8 місяців тому +9

      She’s an Aussie it’s used as a verb, sometimes noun

  • @Maxjoker98
    @Maxjoker98 8 місяців тому +320

    Shout outs to the Pine Gap mineworkers and gardeners!

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +113

      And to all the hardworking Federal Police making sure they can do their jobs without distraction

  • @fingernecklace4817
    @fingernecklace4817 2 місяці тому +18

    As an American, the naivete of thinking "there's no way they'd shoot us" is absolutely astounding. I'm absolutely with you all the way in every other respect, don't get me wrong, but that is just a jaw-droppingly stupid thing to feel is a certainty when dealing with the US state.

    • @FoldMyBrain
      @FoldMyBrain Місяць тому +3

      Probably because this is Australia not the US? Also why would they shoot them? The guys posed no threat and since they were using their phones etc the whole time I imagine the guys at Pine Gap were probably tracking them the whole time and knew they were no threat..

  • @nathski22
    @nathski22 8 місяців тому +913

    I love how quick Aleksa shoved something up his shit box. First HINT of an opportunity to insert a foreign object into himself. Incredible content

    • @Seissmo
      @Seissmo 8 місяців тому +50

      That’s our boy!

    • @Schm1dtstorm
      @Schm1dtstorm 8 місяців тому +33

      Our boy boy

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 8 місяців тому +18

      Desperate times call for desperate measures

    • @igitha..._
      @igitha..._ 8 місяців тому

      Stinky measures @@kayagorzan

    • @viquezug3936
      @viquezug3936 8 місяців тому +10

      They should have brought disposable gloves, condoms, and arse wipes for this purpose.

  • @sturdybutter
    @sturdybutter 8 місяців тому +1272

    I think the only time anyone has ever climbed a mountain while wearing a suit, is while they’re actively committing crimes.

    • @woahdudeitsme9742
      @woahdudeitsme9742 8 місяців тому +9

      Hah, yeah probably, at least since the 1920's!

    • @efeddwdw9782
      @efeddwdw9782 8 місяців тому +2

      Australians think that a rock is a mountain how sad

    • @Dong_Harvey
      @Dong_Harvey 8 місяців тому +7

      D.B. Cooper was wearing a suit as he parachuted into the Cascade Mountains after having hijacked and robbed a plane.
      And then he made "The Room"

    • @marcuszerafa3842
      @marcuszerafa3842 8 місяців тому +4

      @@efeddwdw9782 cmon man dont be negative, not everyone is a geography genius

    • @Kroooza
      @Kroooza 8 місяців тому +2

      @@efeddwdw9782 for goodness sake theres no need for it

  • @TrashHeapCustodian
    @TrashHeapCustodian 8 місяців тому +2601

    hey guys
    as an american
    as an american *combat veteran*
    y'all are absolutely correct to do the things you're doing, we deserve as much scrutiny as the world can give us, no bullshit.

    • @OogaBoogaBongo12.
      @OogaBoogaBongo12. 8 місяців тому

      You really think anyone cares how a lame combat veteran feels? Become homeless in America, see how little you matter in this world then.

    • @tesxfaye
      @tesxfaye 8 місяців тому +78

      Us? You mean our government that many of us protest against very so often

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 8 місяців тому +41

      utterly based

    • @charisma-hornum-fries
      @charisma-hornum-fries 8 місяців тому +33

      Not enough. You guys still hold in to your guns as were they your kids. You also refuse to make any valuable changes to your governmental structures even when they do nothing good for you. This is said with all the love I have for you guys as a people. I've lived in WV. The thing is. Your system doesn't work for you and that's a tragedy. ​@@tesxfaye

    • @Shy_002
      @Shy_002 8 місяців тому +62

      @@OogaBoogaBongo12.Did you really create an account to shit on people in this comment section for no reason? Damn to have a life as nice and free as yours

  • @LoganBoyle-fn3if
    @LoganBoyle-fn3if Місяць тому +1

    I haven’t binge watched a UA-cam channel in years. Glad I found this channel

  • @Sammy_Chouchou
    @Sammy_Chouchou 8 місяців тому +3264

    Next video “we got inside of Guantanamo Bay (as prisoners)”

    • @furinick
      @furinick 8 місяців тому +34

      Next up a dude named large chief will have to go there save them

    • @dylanevans2732
      @dylanevans2732 8 місяців тому +102

      Now watch this animation of us getting waterboarded

    • @DoitWithAlana
      @DoitWithAlana 8 місяців тому +2

      Top comment😂👌

    • @CarlosSpicyWang
      @CarlosSpicyWang 8 місяців тому

      Where these Russian War Crime Apologists belong.

    • @CarlosSpicyWang
      @CarlosSpicyWang 8 місяців тому

      Boy Boy: REEEEEEE CIA BAD REEEEEEEEEEE
      RUSSIAN, CHINESE OR IRANIAN INTELLIGENCE SERVICES: DOING UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO PEOPLE
      Boy Boy: CRICKETS
      Boy Boy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMERICA BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CIA BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      Hypocrites.

  • @silverXnoise
    @silverXnoise 8 місяців тому +219

    Gotta respect the channel that water boards their cohost for b-roll.

  • @FeatureHistory
    @FeatureHistory 8 місяців тому +162

    Donna is a blessing. Great work guys, terrific job not being arrested (yet).

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +74

      Thanks mate! We weren't as brave as Donna but we gave it a crack. She's a legend!

  • @kevonz1
    @kevonz1 4 місяці тому +6

    This is a great take on the Five Eyes Network with some glorious, quirky humour!
    When the kinetic war between the USA, what Pepe Escobar calls the "Empire of Chaos" and China and Russia commences, the Five Eyes bases will be at the top of the target list.
    A mate of mine lives in sight of the Waihopai spy base and I joked he'd be vaporized in a nuclear flash, he replied "It will be painless, and you lot will die from the radiation!"
    Pete's actually quite a cheerful dude :)

  • @goigle
    @goigle 8 місяців тому +1688

    The fact the other guard opened the gate just assuming they were allowed to be there and the main one had to tell him to close it is so funny

    • @krazed0451
      @krazed0451 8 місяців тому +315

      Most people aren't stupid/brave enough to drive up to that gate.

    • @hashbrown777
      @hashbrown777 8 місяців тому +46

      ​@@krazed0451isn't that exactly why you'd not open it, because it's literally your job to stop those few stupid &/or brave enough

    • @leakahoshi5049
      @leakahoshi5049 8 місяців тому +82

      @@hashbrown777It’s because they don’t know whether the group is genuine agent or not and usually no one is stupid enough to do it. Just like the guard said, they are not high enough in position to know what happens inside, for all they know the boy boy group could’ve been real secret service that they weren’t supposed to know. It was only because of the second guard intuition to call the Americans to confirm.

    • @ElxCriiO
      @ElxCriiO 8 місяців тому +4

      Nah man, he just work opening the told to a few thousands fellas every day

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +490

      Most of the time, just wearing a suit is enough to get in anywhere

  • @gn2b129
    @gn2b129 8 місяців тому +1269

    42:09 “the police could rock up at any moment, it was now a race against the clock” shows shot of them rapidly putting dishes in dishwasher

    • @youtubeisassho8834
      @youtubeisassho8834 8 місяців тому +74

      Them Air-B&B fees, bruh! 😂

    • @waltertx.6020
      @waltertx.6020 8 місяців тому +5

      😂😂

    • @yusefaslam9675
      @yusefaslam9675 8 місяців тому

      need to protect them bone china mugs

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 8 місяців тому +4

      I still just want to know how Aleksa could have trouble driving automatic..like, what haha? People have a hard time driving stick, but automatic you literally just go, then park

  • @Sepp440
    @Sepp440 8 місяців тому +237

    The animated part had me crying. The fact they opened the gate accidentally and started to panic was to much for me.

  • @FTS_OFCL
    @FTS_OFCL 6 днів тому +2

    My question is... HOW DO THEY HAVE ANY POWER IN A ***FOREIGN*** COUNTRY

  • @utredragnarson6958
    @utredragnarson6958 8 місяців тому +1833

    In situations like this you must remember to say " I would never kill myself" at every opportunity.

    • @markellii3093
      @markellii3093 8 місяців тому +224

      So sad he killed himself by shooting himself 28 times in the back of the head with a break-operated single shot rifle 4 days later...

    • @minecraftfirefighter
      @minecraftfirefighter 8 місяців тому +35

      @@markellii3093 But the rifle was never found...

    • @TestarossaF110
      @TestarossaF110 8 місяців тому +58

      @@minecraftfirefighter did they check up his a**???

    • @GomulDart
      @GomulDart 8 місяців тому

      CIA doesnt kill people for trespassing lol

    • @dismantledbrain5910
      @dismantledbrain5910 8 місяців тому +6

      Weeeeeell, depression makes you delusional, so while a healthy individual wouldn't commit suicide, you cannot be sure he'd still have the same mindset if depressed.
      (we're in the clear, boys)

  • @final_catalyst
    @final_catalyst 8 місяців тому +713

    The fact that the governor general thing worked is crazy. Like not even a coup where at least it's seen as "The masses" , just one guy who "technically" has the power

    • @Jem640
      @Jem640 8 місяців тому +62

      As a Canadian, we have the same arcane laws here because ✨British Imperialism✨…freaky stuff! AFAIK it’s never been used here since our gov’t has always kept America glazed up (understandably given the proximity, they’d fuck us up lol).

    • @final_catalyst
      @final_catalyst 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Jem640 yeah, that's why I got so shocked

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 8 місяців тому +7

      Coups tend to not involve the masses, that's sorta part of the definition.

    • @final_catalyst
      @final_catalyst 8 місяців тому +2

      @@hedgehog3180 seen as

    • @norbetjagamara5536
      @norbetjagamara5536 8 місяців тому

      Brother it was not a coup. Gough couldn't couldn't pass legislation through the Senate to fund the Government so the country would've defaulted. Gough refused to call elections and Kerr replaced him with someone who would.

  • @impish1337
    @impish1337 8 місяців тому +2884

    9:58 "i wont swear"
    10:07 "so it's fucking 3am in the morning"
    dear god i love australia

    • @vladthelad69
      @vladthelad69 8 місяців тому +54

      i didnt even realise lmao

    • @beetlebg3759
      @beetlebg3759 8 місяців тому +21

      LMAO!

    • @Otzar987
      @Otzar987 8 місяців тому +39

      a true patriot

    • @amaurapond
      @amaurapond 8 місяців тому

      She didn't say cunt, not Aussie enough 😂

    • @flippynuggets
      @flippynuggets 8 місяців тому +17

      A good Christian girl too apparently! Total GOLD.

  • @mightymork4397
    @mightymork4397 4 місяці тому +3

    Entertaining and informative stuff guys. When you started roasting him about the trench coat i lost it

  • @GMtheTurtle
    @GMtheTurtle 8 місяців тому +204

    I love that they have their most anxious and visibly agitated member spearheading interactions. Great job Aleksa you thrive where i most certainly would collapse under the pressure.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +56

      I think the fact that you've got all these brave idiots egging you on makes you much more capable than you thought

    • @salottin
      @salottin 8 місяців тому +9

      Imagine if it was Jordan driving. They'd be either dead or at the top of the facility

  • @DabbleDo
    @DabbleDo 8 місяців тому +491

    FriendlyJordies deciding to go after less dangerous subjects than organized crime, moving to much chiller American intelligence apparatus 🙌

    • @Matthew0640
      @Matthew0640 8 місяців тому +24

      Remember everyone. It wasn’t just a car crash.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +138

      The man is a psychopath, but we're very grateful for his help

    • @DabbleDo
      @DabbleDo 8 місяців тому

      @@Boy_Boy oh don’t be so modest, the boy boys are plenty psychotic too! And I’m grateful for all three of you rascals 🙏

  • @emilyfreeman8503
    @emilyfreeman8503 8 місяців тому +580

    donna’s story is insane, I’m just sitting here thinking about the human shields project now, the way that actually worked to prevent bombing in civilian areas is the craziest part to me. I would love to see the entire interview about her experience

    • @lookingupwithwonder
      @lookingupwithwonder 8 місяців тому +21

      What an amazing human. I want to know more about her story too.

    • @FlatGuitarsSharpCats
      @FlatGuitarsSharpCats 8 місяців тому +6

      Yes please. Donna is brave ❤

    • @QargZer
      @QargZer 8 місяців тому

      It's also why American planes were so vulnerable during Vietnam because there were contractors from China and Russia on the ground and American politicians wouldn't let the planes take out the antiair

    • @sukhoiromantic1718
      @sukhoiromantic1718 8 місяців тому +1

      The bombing and general horrible stuff that is going on in Gaza is awful and needs to stop immediately but if you think any of that is influenced by what happens in pine gap then you haven't bothered to take 3 mins to read about how weapons work. That would be like saying entering a destination on your cars gps or google maps needs to first get information from pine gap. That would be like saying israel doesnt have maps of the gaza strip, or the ability to take photos or use cameras or gather any intelligence itself. Its really basic and ignorant and actually downright lazy but who cares if its wrong, 3.3m views and counting

  • @sci7zo
    @sci7zo 4 місяці тому +11

    "If you aren't from America, don't talk about it" has some serious "if the bruises aren't on your wife, don't worry about it" energy.

  • @elijambu
    @elijambu 8 місяців тому +1159

    A very good video, I had no idea that the CIA were involved in Gough Whitlam's dismissal.
    The bearded Christian fellow who broke in last time is my uncle Jim Dowling! So wild to see family endeavors in a boy boy video.

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +513

      No Way! Your uncle is an Australia hero! Thanks so much for the support mate.

    • @isoboy2125
      @isoboy2125 8 місяців тому +27

      What a champ! 💪

    • @NathanHutcheon
      @NathanHutcheon 8 місяців тому +31

      Go uncle Jim

    • @Nightharmony69
      @Nightharmony69 8 місяців тому +21

      The cool uncle

    • @OogaBoogaBongo12.
      @OogaBoogaBongo12. 8 місяців тому

      @@Boy_BoyCry about the CIA ruining australia more

  • @_saifr
    @_saifr 8 місяців тому +1149

    I am pretty sure even Australian prime minister won't be allowed to enter if he just turned up to this place.

    • @imcoolpramesh
      @imcoolpramesh 8 місяців тому +47

      Australians signed a puppet agreement. Prime minister also is an Australian.

    • @jimmymetcalfe9167
      @jimmymetcalfe9167 8 місяців тому +7

      Yah, he'd get sacked! 😅

    • @SCAPEGOAT316
      @SCAPEGOAT316 8 місяців тому +9

      The pm leaves a slimy trail everywhere he goes like a big man slug. He’d get found out almost immediately.

    • @cgray8267
      @cgray8267 8 місяців тому

      They have a higher security clearance than some members of military ! Of course he can get in …to much x files bro

    • @SCAPEGOAT316
      @SCAPEGOAT316 8 місяців тому

      @@cgray8267 you are wrong. there SHOULD be more x files.

  • @radrush_mx957
    @radrush_mx957 8 місяців тому +1096

    I love thinking that the armed guard watched this back and laughed

  • @vardarlor
    @vardarlor 14 днів тому +1

    GG mates. greetings from germany. video 10 outta 10. fiverr dude was also on fire: pls recommend

  • @Dantalliumsolarium
    @Dantalliumsolarium 8 місяців тому +353

    I love how she’s smiling while a secret police officer is holding her for a mug shot. She’s so cool oh my god

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +83

      By far one of the coolest people we've met

    • @gkrees9509
      @gkrees9509 8 місяців тому +4

      she smiled for a picture? wow so cool. lmfao yes shes a cool human, but you chose literally the worse reason for her badassery lol

    • @Dantalliumsolarium
      @Dantalliumsolarium 8 місяців тому +13

      @@gkrees9509 I hope you end up having a good day, angry at what the video is talking about makes sense but this isn’t a good outlet. I admire her for everything she did, her incredible bravery and going the lengths I wish I could go. I hope we all can be more like her, and still able to smile when the pigs bite. Because she knew she was doing the right thing and was only being punished because our society is cruel

  • @dripwastaken7884
    @dripwastaken7884 8 місяців тому +1210

    Bro is about to get the CIA award for best journalism

    • @ilikepineappleyes220
      @ilikepineappleyes220 8 місяців тому +43

      death

    • @izul4223
      @izul4223 8 місяців тому +28

      The lead trophy

    • @falcon_224
      @falcon_224 8 місяців тому +11

      The Julian Assange award!

    • @LeBoomStudios
      @LeBoomStudios 8 місяців тому +8

      Heard of that award, didn't Terrance Yeakey, Philip Marshall, Dany Casolaro and Gary Webb get it before? Can't wait for the ceremony!

    • @kpp28
      @kpp28 8 місяців тому

      Pulitzer Prize? More like Pulverized by the fucking CIA

  • @ZacAlsop
    @ZacAlsop 8 місяців тому +3139

    This was a beautiful mess from start to finish

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  8 місяців тому +260

      Thanks mate!
      We'll make sure to organise a super messy time if you ever make it down to Aus

    • @Kyzcool
      @Kyzcool 8 місяців тому +3

      Only 1 comment? Let me fix that.

    • @writerintherye
      @writerintherye 8 місяців тому +5

      Mulder would be so proud of them.

    • @Danklovic
      @Danklovic 8 місяців тому +1

      yeah

    • @DipperDownUnder
      @DipperDownUnder 8 місяців тому

      Bloody ridiculous… I guarantee them, they’ll be thanking the Americans and Pine Gap if China ever wanted to invade us. Personally, I’m already grateful to have them here because it’s literally the only thing that keeps our beautiful but pathetically armed country from invasion. Grow up boys and start appreciating what the yanks do for us as apposed to this uneducated ‘American bashing’ nonsense.