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  • @mmshorts9146
    @mmshorts9146 Рік тому +6418

    "That will be 11.99 dollars, sir"
    *gives twelve dollars*
    "Keep the change"

  • @D_Law69
    @D_Law69 Рік тому +5288

    How i feel when i say "perhaps" instead of "maybe".

    • @atilla1902
      @atilla1902 Рік тому +59

      underrated one

    • @kozmoz8179
      @kozmoz8179 Рік тому +4

      @@atilla1902 used a lot so no not underrated

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 Рік тому +17

      ​@@kozmoz8179 he didnt mean the meme. He meant the comment being underrated, having no replies and barely any likes on the comment the time he typed that.

    • @areallybadname9701
      @areallybadname9701 Рік тому +64

      Mayhaps

    • @kozmoz8179
      @kozmoz8179 Рік тому +2

      @@JLL_29 yes the comment is used a lot I meant the comment☠️

  • @mangaomnir7171
    @mangaomnir7171 Рік тому +6149

    "How did you know my favorite drink is water?"

  • @lekevire
    @lekevire 11 місяців тому +491

    How teachers feel after writing "???" over a wrong answer instead of just writing what the correct answer is:

  • @MehmetGurbuz26
    @MehmetGurbuz26 2 роки тому +10457

    "Yeah i don't play League of Legends. How could you tell ?"

    • @kimyuriqs3193
      @kimyuriqs3193 2 роки тому +201

      Same sir very fantastic🧐🤝

    • @BushFlying41
      @BushFlying41 2 роки тому +563

      I too bully genshin players, how could you tell?

    • @Garland_From_FF1
      @Garland_From_FF1 2 роки тому +182

      I'm a recovering League addict. Is this my future if I keep on the path towards freedom?

    • @BushFlying41
      @BushFlying41 2 роки тому +220

      @@Garland_From_FF1 yes brother, redemption is always an option. Yes, it will be hard, but it’s worth it to not listen to 40-yr old cat girls. Goodluck my fellow gamer.

    • @ihatebtskoreanmusicsucks8645
      @ihatebtskoreanmusicsucks8645 2 роки тому +59

      @@Garland_From_FF1
      Go out in the sun
      Spend time with family and friends
      Chase your goals
      Hit the gym if you have time
      The world is your oyester man 😇
      Good luck

  • @DollarMouse4341
    @DollarMouse4341 Рік тому +25774

    "Yeah, i eat whatever my mother cooks."

    • @CreativeHandleO
      @CreativeHandleO Рік тому +211

      Me

    • @matarooni_
      @matarooni_ Рік тому +2087

      "Honey could you come help me with the groceries?"
      **Leaves ranked match without explanation**
      "Sure mom."

    • @DollarMouse4341
      @DollarMouse4341 Рік тому +202

      @@matarooni_ it's the law!

    • @flawless_Cowboy
      @flawless_Cowboy Рік тому

      Hell nah if she cooks pond scum that I'd rather eat dirt 💀💀

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 Рік тому +121

      @@matarooni_ tell your teamates why you left before leaving tho

  • @fernkai
    @fernkai Рік тому +22822

    when the teacher refers your group as a good example

    • @vhs360
      @vhs360 Рік тому +178

      fr

    • @CalIunn
      @CalIunn Рік тому +264

      When you beat the funny game with the cute ghost and and moth god:

    • @M0T0G0
      @M0T0G0 Рік тому +24

      @@CalIunn what game?

    • @CalIunn
      @CalIunn Рік тому +59

      @@M0T0G0 the original commenter changed his pfp but it used to be the knight from hollow knight

    • @M0T0G0
      @M0T0G0 Рік тому +20

      @@CalIunn thank you very much my good man

  • @dukejordan8147
    @dukejordan8147 8 місяців тому +1599

    "Man no one cares about me."
    My white blood cells:

  • @cjtoocool4812
    @cjtoocool4812 2 роки тому +2967

    How people be like when they're the first one who finish the test:

  • @maxmatthews2032
    @maxmatthews2032 Рік тому +7707

    “Alright bro, I’ll be back in 5 minutes.”
    *actually comes back in 5 minutes*

  • @thattonyguy369
    @thattonyguy369 2 роки тому +36471

    How I feel when I use dark oak doors in minecraft.

  • @vincentboi7926
    @vincentboi7926 Рік тому +2552

    “I lift weights to lift my mom's groceries ”

  • @arandomuser8120
    @arandomuser8120 Рік тому +7649

    "Sorry i was afk boys, i was helping my mom" 🍷🗿

    • @horkimsokhour8921
      @horkimsokhour8921 Рік тому +161

      understandable, have a good day g

    • @bangganoerisputra9404
      @bangganoerisputra9404 Рік тому +184

      "No worries, my guy. A man gotta take care of his mother."

    • @mihawks_pupil
      @mihawks_pupil Рік тому +51

      "it's ok bro we assisted you"

    • @builderdude9488
      @builderdude9488 Рік тому +67

      “Your good bro we protected you while you were gone”

    • @rez5788
      @rez5788 Рік тому +30

      I love how the top of this comment is the "help me do the dishes" and it makes this seems like the continuation

  • @mexicanlad1114
    @mexicanlad1114 2 роки тому +3351

    People who write “for people that don’t get it” and explain the joke to us, be like

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 2 роки тому +289

      People who write FunFacts that actually are interesting pieces of trivia regarding the topic, be like:

    • @sayounsang
      @sayounsang 2 роки тому +90

      @@tremendousyeet3467 Did you know that cats have blood ridges on their fangs to prevent them from losing grip of their prey?

    • @Grag235
      @Grag235 2 роки тому +112

      @@sayounsang Did you know that turtles will hit anything that’s the color black? That’s because they still think it’s the 1950’s

    • @dienstaghd5815
      @dienstaghd5815 Рік тому +48

      @@Grag235 did you know that
      Humans are more likely to believe something when you add in that your source has been approved by scientists and professionals

    • @adambucek7207
      @adambucek7207 Рік тому +43

      @@dienstaghd5815 Did you know the Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer because of thermal expansion.

  • @gimmiethemcookies7372
    @gimmiethemcookies7372 2 роки тому +14070

    Dudes who compliments the opposing team for their gameplay instead of trash talking

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 2 роки тому +406

      Hello, those are some fine skills you got my team with, may I join this fine gentlemen's club?

    • @JAndre-gb3dm
      @JAndre-gb3dm 2 роки тому +339

      "ngl that was actually fire bro
      I'm not even mad, that was actually awesome"
      -true story on playing tf2
      I'm Playing as a soldier
      and a Pyro deflected my rocket
      And It Was a Direct Hit
      A Freaking Direct Hit
      But he didn't deflect it back
      He used the rocket to rocket jump
      And while mid air he shot a flare then proceeded to glory kill me

    • @JAndre-gb3dm
      @JAndre-gb3dm Рік тому +63

      @Scroto Sudato e Oleoso as the wise piss flinging bushman once said
      "professionals have standards"

    • @shady5595
      @shady5595 Рік тому +33

      @Scroto Sudato e Oleoso Good. We play to have fun, not to win

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Рік тому +58

      Dudes who say gg no matter what, even after losing

  • @Paragon._.
    @Paragon._. Рік тому +492

    “To be respected, you must dress respectable”
    - Gus Fring

    • @sametucar9544
      @sametucar9544 7 місяців тому

      ye 👍

    • @HSTLMLWL
      @HSTLMLWL 7 місяців тому

      Don't judge a book by it's cover

  • @Kobra-b1g
    @Kobra-b1g Рік тому +22766

    "hey son could you do the dishes?"
    "Sure mom"
    Leaves online ranked match without elaborating

    • @misterblank7795
      @misterblank7795 Рік тому +830

      What kind of evil sorcery is that?

    • @AddinRoyale
      @AddinRoyale Рік тому +1652

      Mom:*wakes up*

    • @zr_dri
      @zr_dri Рік тому +2

      helping your mother is the best solution,after all she carried you for 9 months I'm sure you can help her for at least an hour or two

    • @heresy8383
      @heresy8383 Рік тому +325

      A true G.

    • @harcoom
      @harcoom Рік тому +44

      Stolen comment from a reply

  • @evilrusty1824
    @evilrusty1824 Рік тому +5225

    Dudes who don't vape.

  • @ThomasTumasyan
    @ThomasTumasyan Рік тому +8871

    "You're on that game too much"
    "You're right dad."
    *turns off PC*

  • @Gem_Fanuga
    @Gem_Fanuga 8 місяців тому +32

    How i feel after using "therefore" and "nonetheless" on my essay

    • @Gem_Fanuga
      @Gem_Fanuga 8 місяців тому +1

      @@MB26535 How i feel after doing your mom

    • @thaleshenry14
      @thaleshenry14 7 місяців тому

      ​@@MB26535You can't just say perchance.

  • @Habibi618
    @Habibi618 Рік тому +3080

    “Yes Mother, I will eat my vegetables”

  • @susanbinladen3550
    @susanbinladen3550 2 роки тому +2376

    "Sir, how would you like your dino nuggies cooked?"

    • @nickblack7910
      @nickblack7910 Рік тому +155

      Medium rare

    • @seanandrews5329
      @seanandrews5329 Рік тому

      @@nickblack7910 fuck?

    • @3-kloro-metan140
      @3-kloro-metan140 Рік тому +1

      dinı NIGGER cooked

    • @seanandrews5329
      @seanandrews5329 Рік тому +9

      @@3-kloro-metan140 lmao

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 Рік тому +16

      @@nickblack7910 Medium is the only way to go, because literally everything else would be either lacking nutrients or be too undercooked.
      Source: Trust me

  • @denzo2477
    @denzo2477 2 роки тому +18038

    Their taste in fine fashion is rather exquisite 👌🏼

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 2 роки тому +338

      Indeed, they are all excell their own length for the fabric rather....very cool

    • @thebeing7033
      @thebeing7033 2 роки тому +24

      One do you mean their taste?

    • @MasterKcoop
      @MasterKcoop 2 роки тому +124

      Mmyeeees indubitably.

    • @iaskedicare6969
      @iaskedicare6969 Рік тому +81

      @@N3RO3011 hmm.. yes sir Operativo . Truth spoken ,on thy God. Thou have a blessed day.

    • @Thomas_Angelo
      @Thomas_Angelo Рік тому +7

      And music

  • @celestineemilytungka
    @celestineemilytungka Рік тому +528

    Dudes who keep trash in pocket:

    • @spicy-z4b
      @spicy-z4b Рік тому +47

      That’s me, I keep it in there until I find a trash can to throw it in

    • @Solar-g1u
      @Solar-g1u 9 місяців тому +11

      I keep it in my bag

    • @MrBrineplays_
      @MrBrineplays_ 8 місяців тому +8

      I crumple my scratch paper and put it in my pencil case rather than throw it on the floor

    • @tvutilizer
      @tvutilizer 7 місяців тому

      So you keep yourself in your own pocket?

    • @ZEEEEEEEN
      @ZEEEEEEEN 7 місяців тому

      Until he found a trash can

  • @Sardaar_G
    @Sardaar_G Рік тому +2294

    "Yes, I study for knowledge, not for grades"

    • @TheSafeSword
      @TheSafeSword Рік тому +67

      Ight, as a student tryin to get the grades for me to get into my uni, i admit this one is cold

    • @AshabAnan
      @AshabAnan Рік тому +13

      How knowing what is power house of the cell help me except getting good grades 😐

    • @Big_bounce_
      @Big_bounce_ Рік тому +2

      YES

    • @no-nx3ip
      @no-nx3ip Рік тому +3

      @@AshabAnanmitochondria

    • @AshabAnan
      @AshabAnan Рік тому +3

      @@no-nx3ip Thanks, you too.

  • @godlikeselephants
    @godlikeselephants Рік тому +6876

    This feels significantly longer that 57 seconds.

    • @H4VOK_YT
      @H4VOK_YT Рік тому +65

      And what's so wrong about that?

    • @Quin10Animates
      @Quin10Animates Рік тому +5

      Same

    • @Shjejkf278
      @Shjejkf278 Рік тому +288

      @@H4VOK_YThe never said anything wrong about it. Why do you think it’s wrong?

    • @matarooni_
      @matarooni_ Рік тому +14

      @@H4VOK_YT i don't think that's what he meant

    • @_altrax
      @_altrax Рік тому +8

      @@H4VOK_YTpoopy

  • @Karma-qs4gj
    @Karma-qs4gj 2 роки тому +9731

    "4 tickets for rise of gru, please."

  • @Shreggs
    @Shreggs 7 місяців тому +30

    This how I feel when I say "For instance" instead of "for example"

  • @failureillusion
    @failureillusion 2 роки тому +8041

    The maximum charisma the world can achieve without lol

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 2 роки тому +206

      League of Legends 🗿

    • @entity5279
      @entity5279 2 роки тому +117

      i mean honestly you're right, without the use of lol it may help you learn to actually conversate instead of just saying lol in response to everything
      edit:
      "my grandma just died"
      "condolences lol"

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 2 роки тому +47

      Glad someone shares my thoughts about this. It's not always bad, but people keep slamming it senselessly at the end of every comment they make. it sort of started to sound more arrogant than non-chalant. and that's defeating the purpose.

    • @Anthonnnnn
      @Anthonnnnn 2 роки тому +18

      minimum*

    • @tecdc5052
      @tecdc5052 2 роки тому +14

      @@tremendousyeet3467 yeah lol

  • @fadhlan9638
    @fadhlan9638 Рік тому +6245

    "That'll be $19.99 sir."
    Dudes who pays $19.99 dollars to the cashier instead of pulling out a fire arm

    • @X3alpha
      @X3alpha Рік тому +138

      I can pay $5.69 and that's my final offer. Take it or leave it.

    • @jeliostenjin
      @jeliostenjin Рік тому +102

      Double it and give to the next person

    • @vainze
      @vainze Рік тому +94

      "Here's 30 buck, go get yourself a lunch"

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked Рік тому +30

      @@vainzeinflation ruined any chance of lunch costing $10.01

    • @thediodoin1000
      @thediodoin1000 Рік тому +7

      @@Chuked to be fair, a lunch could be a grocery store sandwich

  • @jishanaich674
    @jishanaich674 2 роки тому +663

    Dudes who are grinding to make it for the family and provide

    • @HangTran-rw1bn
      @HangTran-rw1bn 2 роки тому +88

      teens who work double jobs to provide for their family

    • @murkydover
      @murkydover Рік тому +6

      That’s deep

    • @kythemervenfrancisco3636
      @kythemervenfrancisco3636 Рік тому +1

      Deep and at the same time generic
      Kudos

    • @accel4481
      @accel4481 Рік тому +1

      @@kythemervenfrancisco3636 tf does that mean

    • @walterwhite4398
      @walterwhite4398 Рік тому +2

      @@accel4481 he mean having a happy and stable life is generic

  • @notyouraverageguy1595
    @notyouraverageguy1595 11 місяців тому +130

    "Hey you want a puff of my vape?"
    "No, but thank you"

  • @Jim_the_cowboy
    @Jim_the_cowboy 2 роки тому +831

    dudes who say gg even if they lost

  • @yes7696
    @yes7696 2 роки тому +6519

    "you survive NNN?"
    "i've been holding this for 7 years"

  • @Shubbhaaam
    @Shubbhaaam Рік тому +127

    When the waiter calls you sir:

  • @wulthah8169
    @wulthah8169 2 роки тому +472

    Freinds who wait for you to tie your shoes:

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 Рік тому +17

      I'm a friend who actually tells them to go because I'll catch up to them in no time

    • @crook7493
      @crook7493 Рік тому +2

      respect to both of you guys

  • @omorcodm7840
    @omorcodm7840 2 роки тому +719

    People who revive thier teammates before looting the enemy box in battle royale games:

  • @user-do2sp8hs3i
    @user-do2sp8hs3i Рік тому +1010

    “LMAO EZ HAHAHA”
    “That was a fun game, you did well”

  • @alejandrop.s.3942
    @alejandrop.s.3942 Рік тому +91

    "I don't believe fear to be an effective motivator".

  • @ex320kyt
    @ex320kyt Рік тому +570

    People who change their minds when proven wrong:

  • @woobharb
    @woobharb Рік тому +10417

    In all seriousness, they all look unironically stunning.

  • @TheGoldenEgg69
    @TheGoldenEgg69 Рік тому +518

    "Yes, I keep the wrappers in my pocket till I find a trash bin"

  • @nn-taleb
    @nn-taleb 11 місяців тому +155

    When you actually study for a test and do well:

  • @barscanavcisi961
    @barscanavcisi961 Рік тому +1984

    0:20 bro is using all of his emotes

  • @IAmBaldSoWhat
    @IAmBaldSoWhat 2 роки тому +7581

    Support/Healer mains be like

    • @isaacjj6261
      @isaacjj6261 2 роки тому +343

      Dudes who rush in and Die

    • @isaacjj6261
      @isaacjj6261 2 роки тому +271

      dudes who rush in and die only to get resed

    • @04gerd
      @04gerd 2 роки тому +91

      Me who only play support for the last 4 years

    • @TheRealTact
      @TheRealTact 2 роки тому +10

      😂😂 fax

    • @ShimrraJamaane
      @ShimrraJamaane 2 роки тому +59

      Healer mains unite! With our powers combined, our spider-tank is unbreakable!

  • @willr.1495
    @willr.1495 2 роки тому +201

    “Why yes, we do in fact give Dora the right directions.”

  • @deitymint
    @deitymint Рік тому +33

    how i feel after writing “therefore” in my essay:

  • @K0LZ3NZ
    @K0LZ3NZ Рік тому +869

    Me and the boys after realizing homeless people have organs that can be sold:

  • @J09-555
    @J09-555 Рік тому +4527

    How I act knowing I am grateful for the life my parents gave me:

  • @misterwin2393
    @misterwin2393 2 роки тому +3764

    Drippiest video ever, period

  • @lennys.1263
    @lennys.1263 11 місяців тому +87

    people who dare to defecate at school:

    • @lekevire
      @lekevire 11 місяців тому +8

      I did once. I was scared at first but I ended up surviving. I lived to tell the tale.

    • @GolfcuBebe
      @GolfcuBebe 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@lekevirethe legend

    • @antoninus7600
      @antoninus7600 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@lekevireFellow survivor 🗿🍷

    • @ceoatianaamber2265
      @ceoatianaamber2265 5 місяців тому +1

      Gotta make sure to mark your territory 🍷🗿

  • @arusama.
    @arusama. 2 роки тому +352

    "Money doesn't buy happiness"
    Mfs who got rich just to make their parents live a better life:

  • @the_ace248
    @the_ace248 2 роки тому +3684

    Yes, I'd like to purchase ten tickets for Morbius.

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg Рік тому +67

      Morbius memes in October 2022 💀

    • @Slave-of-the-most-merciful
      @Slave-of-the-most-merciful Рік тому +179

      @@leemsvg still funny

    • @thanoos2725
      @thanoos2725 Рік тому +110

      @@leemsvg still funnier than you

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg Рік тому +21

      @@thanoos2725 Thanos pfp in November 2022

    • @happywojak
      @happywojak Рік тому +19

      morbius is unironically not that bad ngl, i watched it

  • @ii_ftw
    @ii_ftw Рік тому +1690

    The kids in school who never did drugs meeting up 10 years later:

    • @willr8974
      @willr8974 Рік тому +10

      There’s a lot more successful people doing drugs than you would think

    • @Scarptre
      @Scarptre Рік тому +81

      @@willr8974After… after

    • @jonasbelrhazi7170
      @jonasbelrhazi7170 Рік тому +118

      @@willr8974just say youre addicted bro 😂

    • @willr8974
      @willr8974 Рік тому +26

      @@jonasbelrhazi7170 I really don’t do drugs I’m just telling you the truth. Poor people can’t afford cocaine

    • @LM-2005
      @LM-2005 Рік тому +1

      I haven't done drugs throughout my life, and I'm only 1/2 into my first year as a young adult.

  • @tugboatfan3784
    @tugboatfan3784 9 місяців тому +31

    0:27 nobody gonna talk about the stone cold kid in bottom left??

  • @MrWonderMuffin
    @MrWonderMuffin Рік тому +1244

    Guys who unironically get a glass of milk:

    • @boxmanco.6199
      @boxmanco.6199 Рік тому +49

      Good for the bones

    • @YukariAkiyama
      @YukariAkiyama Рік тому +84

      @@boxmanco.6199 milk is bad for Dell laptops, though. Learned that the hard way.

    • @abd_h5121
      @abd_h5121 Рік тому +10

      @@YukariAkiyama damn man

    • @boxmanco.6199
      @boxmanco.6199 Рік тому +41

      @@YukariAkiyama yeah but it doesn’t rlly matter if you eat the laptop after anyways

    • @DaProEgg
      @DaProEgg Рік тому +8

      @@YukariAkiyama just drink milk it's tasty

  • @GTFirer
    @GTFirer Рік тому +4840

    Dudes who don't do drugs, dont drink, have a loving family, a stable job, and a loving wife and kids

    • @Butter7638
      @Butter7638 Рік тому

      They're all black, chances of that being true is low

    • @animalover4
      @animalover4 Рік тому +168

      Based

    • @Chunkyjalapeno
      @Chunkyjalapeno Рік тому +256

      What we all strive for.

    • @HannibalKantter
      @HannibalKantter Рік тому

      You're literally like 13 lmfao, you're going to be drinking in 2 years and the worst part, thinking you're cool for doing it 😂

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Рік тому +365

      I sold my wife and children for better internet connection (I am global elite 2 on csgo)

  • @shamelkahar2782
    @shamelkahar2782 Рік тому +376

    The Rothschild Family after paying girls to not talk to me:

  • @AlbaniaBall21
    @AlbaniaBall21 10 місяців тому +22

    Poorest man in Luxembourg be like:

  • @TimothyMark7
    @TimothyMark7 Рік тому +499

    everyone else: *having to calculate their age*
    meanwhile people born in 2000:

  • @mjdamian2606
    @mjdamian2606 2 роки тому +78

    People who look both ways before crossing the road

  • @wiseoaktree486
    @wiseoaktree486 2 роки тому +249

    What dapper gentlemen.

  • @justins8634
    @justins8634 Рік тому +96

    I feel like we need to stress how difficult it is to pull off a hat like that with the first guy, he kills it

  • @woomino1246
    @woomino1246 Рік тому +590

    "Son can you take out the trash?"
    "Of course mother"

    • @BatuhanDere
      @BatuhanDere Рік тому +17

      Dads who see their son has to bring out 6 bags of trash and then say "i'll do it":

    • @chokasgaming
      @chokasgaming Рік тому +4

      Son leaves da home

    • @jaygupta1477
      @jaygupta1477 5 місяців тому

      This sounds like the 17th century

  • @tarosan3252
    @tarosan3252 Рік тому +640

    *Dudes who get 7-8 hour sleep*

    • @deletdis6173
      @deletdis6173 8 місяців тому +2

      Actual facts

    • @gujo4351
      @gujo4351 8 місяців тому +1

      after always sleeping 8-9h it do feel like that coming to school

  • @skinnynikocadoavocado526
    @skinnynikocadoavocado526 2 роки тому +326

    People who write the number "7" with a line in the middle

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 2 роки тому +37

      This is the best one yet.

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV Рік тому +5

      Bro, the fact that I do that since 1st grade and didn't realise until now reading your comment, made me smile so Thank you XD👍🏻⭐...

    • @skinnynikocadoavocado526
      @skinnynikocadoavocado526 Рік тому

      @@MiguelMedV i do it aswell

    • @Kareem_King
      @Kareem_King Рік тому +3

      Thank you my kind gentleman.

    • @Enfix2509
      @Enfix2509 Рік тому +2

      People who didnt write The number four this: (4)

  • @ClassicWafflesBreakfast
    @ClassicWafflesBreakfast Рік тому +60

    "Man, this games been going so well! surely nothing can ruin it-"
    The well coordinated and armed squad around the corner:

  • @GreenFaceMT
    @GreenFaceMT Рік тому +255

    How you feel when you're productive for one day, knowing full well that you're gonna procrastinate for the whole year:

  • @La_Win69
    @La_Win69 2 роки тому +100

    Boys when grandma says
    “what a handsome young man”

    • @BeetleDude33
      @BeetleDude33 Рік тому +1

      Nice Masayoshi Takanaka pfp

    • @La_Win69
      @La_Win69 Рік тому

      @@BeetleDude33 🗿👍

    • @BeetleDude33
      @BeetleDude33 Рік тому +1

      @@La_Win69 Ih alá, eu falando em english e o cara é BR.
      Bom gosto musical meu nobre 🍷🗿

    • @La_Win69
      @La_Win69 Рік тому

      @@BeetleDude33 tmj meu nobre 🍷🗿

  • @boypenguin9946
    @boypenguin9946 Рік тому +899

    Kid: “When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut.”
    God sending down all terminal diseases:

    • @kcryy
      @kcryy Рік тому +53

      NAH U WRONG FOR THIS
      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @oshiezz
      @oshiezz Рік тому +11

      well it was their destiny, when people die, its because they have served their full purpose in life.

    • @Zarroxius
      @Zarroxius Рік тому +49

      @@oshiezz Weird way to see things

    • @ferdiansyahhilmi3016
      @ferdiansyahhilmi3016 Рік тому +6

      @@Zarroxius i mean why is it weird it’s the way of live that god intended it to be.

    • @Zarroxius
      @Zarroxius Рік тому +26

      @@ferdiansyahhilmi3016 Lets leave it at the fact that I’ve got my opinions and you’ve got yours

  • @CrackHead001
    @CrackHead001 Рік тому +671

    “No thanks, I like water more than other drinks.”

    • @TOG2324
      @TOG2324 Рік тому +1

      Haha very funny comment i respect that

    • @CrackHead001
      @CrackHead001 Рік тому +1

      @@TOG2324 No

    • @TOG2324
      @TOG2324 Рік тому +8

      @@CrackHead001 you can't hide from me

    • @CrackHead001
      @CrackHead001 Рік тому +5

      @@TOG2324 no

    • @Crimsonking741
      @Crimsonking741 Рік тому +10

      Milk is a sign of a true gentlemen as well.

  • @dukejordan8147
    @dukejordan8147 8 місяців тому +22

    "Aw man I don't have friends. Everyone leaves me."
    Dogs:

    • @flazeflame7372
      @flazeflame7372 3 місяці тому +2

      Dogs are legitimate gifts of god and it just makes me sad knowing some people abuse these beautiful companions

    • @Anonymous426_
      @Anonymous426_ 2 місяці тому

      @@flazeflame7372But we domesticated them by stealing young wolf pups and teaching them to not harm humans.

  • @marombeiromirim8043
    @marombeiromirim8043 Рік тому +527

    "how were the vegetables dear?"
    "they were great, mommy, as always"

  • @justyorruuuu
    @justyorruuuu Рік тому +203

    "8 tickets for barbie, please"

  • @henrycovell4362
    @henrycovell4362 2 роки тому +469

    Mfs who are introverts but still try new things be like

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 2 роки тому +74

      People who are Introverts but still have great social skills be like

    • @Lucid_high09
      @Lucid_high09 2 роки тому +4

      Ambiverts im one of em

    • @bigdaddybuttmaster69
      @bigdaddybuttmaster69 2 роки тому +9

      people who say any word that ends with verts should get beat up

    • @reallyded
      @reallyded 2 роки тому +30

      @@bigdaddybuttmaster69 slovert :trollFace:

    • @GorillaFan_32
      @GorillaFan_32 2 роки тому +14

      @@bigdaddybuttmaster69 revert:

  • @afikkusan
    @afikkusan Рік тому +26

    Me when I say "I appreciate your kindness with great pleasure" instead of "thanks"

  • @OJanimations08
    @OJanimations08 Рік тому +771

    My parents: “Hopefully the house stays in good condition while we’re gone…”
    My dogs, criminals, and other organized neighborhood mischief makers:

  • @penguini3222
    @penguini3222 2 роки тому +449

    dudes who actually uses any heavy class as a shield so the team can rush

    • @comet3969
      @comet3969 Рік тому +7

      A very rare sight indeed

    • @prototypegamer2000
      @prototypegamer2000 Рік тому +4

      Damn, you got me there since I'm tanking for the bois tho sometimes I lure the boss

  • @spuddsalli8559
    @spuddsalli8559 Рік тому +193

    "Why? , yes I put the garbage in my pocket"

    • @newton9863
      @newton9863 Рік тому

      @66fire94 my deadass was happy for once than that fucking grammar correction

    • @BVK.
      @BVK. Рік тому +10

      "Yeah, I carried my trashes when there's no bin around."

    • @ventrandir
      @ventrandir Рік тому +1

      Real man

  • @RandomGuy-tc2gf
    @RandomGuy-tc2gf Рік тому +25

    "Yeah I actually take care of the people I love. Not toxic, and tells the truth. Like a person should" - Jack normalson

  • @anotherone6713
    @anotherone6713 2 роки тому +1311

    Gentlemen in PVZGW2 when they’re a peashooter main but not a pogo pea

    • @Cosmik60
      @Cosmik60 2 роки тому +88

      sunflowers who actually heal be like

    • @TheMiniMaestroMan
      @TheMiniMaestroMan 2 роки тому +9

      Every other class besides Peashooter, Sunflower and Kernel Corn are garbage. The game is broken and never gets fixed. Citron and Chomper get annihilated within 3 seconds, and the only decent Cactus I've played is Citrus.

    • @ghondoshawan5712
      @ghondoshawan5712 2 роки тому +15

      You have made me want to play that game again. Thanks, I’ve forgotten such a gem existed

    • @Wa1tablack
      @Wa1tablack 2 роки тому +8

      @@ghondoshawan5712 lmao good luck playing with the same people every match

    • @TapiocaMCZ
      @TapiocaMCZ 2 роки тому

      @@Cosmik60 only works in GW1

  • @afox1689
    @afox1689 2 роки тому +1866

    300 years from now, the men of tomorrow's society will look at pictures of these men in books and wish they could dress this way in casual settings

    • @yush4673
      @yush4673 Рік тому +153

      0 years from now actually. I would love to dress this fly everyday.

    • @carlosabundiz6320
      @carlosabundiz6320 Рік тому +33

      @@yush4673 no one’s stopping

    • @yush4673
      @yush4673 Рік тому

      @@carlosabundiz6320 my bank account is

    • @EmilyKimMartin
      @EmilyKimMartin Рік тому +93

      @@carlosabundiz6320 Tbh it is quite expensive

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 Рік тому

      @@EmilyKimMartin then work for it

  • @nurjahanchowdhury1007
    @nurjahanchowdhury1007 Рік тому +299

    "No thank you, I don't smoke."

  • @foolishly583
    @foolishly583 Рік тому +74

    I workout to look good
    I workout to get the girls
    I workout to help my mom with groceries🍷 🗿

  • @Lathaire
    @Lathaire Рік тому +122

    Dudes who get the teacher to talk about random life stories for an hour

  • @Daltoniss
    @Daltoniss 2 роки тому +1002

    Broo they all look sooo damn clean!

    • @luciddrmr86
      @luciddrmr86 Рік тому +25

      It's the power off swag

    • @Xx_NANO_xX
      @Xx_NANO_xX Рік тому +11

      @@luciddrmr86 the power of swag is uncontainable

    • @deathrace_hq
      @deathrace_hq Рік тому +2

      the power of swag is uncontainable

    • @lobiankk77
      @lobiankk77 Рік тому +17

      @@luciddrmr86 the exaggerated swagger of the African American Alpha Male

    • @captain4865
      @captain4865 Рік тому +1

      0:36 especially ths dude with dark blue suit and glasses in the middle

  • @dogeity5231
    @dogeity5231 Рік тому +268

    “What a rather delightful evening for us to appreciate the adequate movie Morbius.”

  • @calebgreen2863
    @calebgreen2863 Рік тому +69

    Mfs that don’t vape:

  • @lukenichols4025
    @lukenichols4025 Рік тому +382

    Every gentleman in this video dresses better and classier than 99% of celebrities at the Met Gala

    • @sageex3931
      @sageex3931 5 місяців тому +2

      Yep Facts

    • @jaygupta1477
      @jaygupta1477 5 місяців тому

      Fax

    • @acebase14days
      @acebase14days 21 день тому

      Met gala is just like the food in "The Menu" movie.Tasteless

  • @velyth9979
    @velyth9979 2 роки тому +3452

    Their fathers would be proud if they could recognize them

    • @Cdazzz
      @Cdazzz 2 роки тому +344

      BRO THIS COMMENT 💀

    • @Chad-ob5su
      @Chad-ob5su 2 роки тому +143

      💀

    • @lordvader6172
      @lordvader6172 2 роки тому +145

      Crazy 💀

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 2 роки тому +1

      Jesus Christ you aren't just a murderer, you're a freaking serial killer lol

    • @redsusas00
      @redsusas00 2 роки тому +136

      Thats wild 💀

  • @xXMyGODSENPAIXx
    @xXMyGODSENPAIXx 2 роки тому +110

    Types of men who tell you to reload before picking max ammo

  • @masterninjamt6497
    @masterninjamt6497 Рік тому +8

    "Yes, I love and accept those of identities that are different from my own, how did you know?"

  • @dollardivision1-2
    @dollardivision1-2 Рік тому +27

    “No I don’t play genshin, how could you tell?”

  • @bananafone1414
    @bananafone1414 2 роки тому +163

    men who pee sitting down and shid standing up

  • @Lore98897
    @Lore98897 2 роки тому +81

    Introverts getting ready to say present during attendance.

  • @krillissues
    @krillissues 9 місяців тому +7

    When the whole gang is online:

  • @_Rvby.
    @_Rvby. Рік тому +93

    *"Teacher: Who's volunteering to move the chairs?"*
    *Me and the boys:*

  • @anponmon
    @anponmon Рік тому +817

    "good game bro. I'm impressed on how well you played. But a lesson to be learnt here is that you should practice your aim, and learn from your mistakes. anyways, have a nice day man."

    • @thelocalfbiagent8073
      @thelocalfbiagent8073 Рік тому

      69 nice

    • @lite7242
      @lite7242 Рік тому +33

      🗿🍷

    • @hotsauce1853
      @hotsauce1853 Рік тому +5

      😢❤😊

    • @Parky64
      @Parky64 Рік тому +13

      A phenomenal end of round compliment.

    • @cent5399
      @cent5399 Рік тому +13

      you have encouraged me to leave constructive criticism at the end of some matches no matter the outcome. See you in game

  • @tragic6162
    @tragic6162 Рік тому +197

    The feeling of lifting your pinky while drinking a cup of coffee

    • @tripox7749
      @tripox7749 Рік тому +15

      I used to do this ironically as a joke, now I do it unironically

    • @audiovisualcringe
      @audiovisualcringe Рік тому +5

      the feeling of lifting your pinky while drinking water instead of coffee because you’re not a caffeine slave:

    • @voestalpine27
      @voestalpine27 Рік тому

      @@audiovisualcringe i drink coffee once every 2 months, does that make me a caffeine slave

    • @DoYouSeeBananaManTH
      @DoYouSeeBananaManTH 10 місяців тому

      The feeling of drinking urea and uric acid (urine) and lifting deez nuts got em

  • @khalilmuqoddas4242
    @khalilmuqoddas4242 Рік тому +16

    Dudes who make their bed right after wake up in the morning