I Hired 100 People To Laugh At My Bad Jokes
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- Опубліковано 30 тра 2023
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The funniest part was probably the reactions of the normal people in the crowd who had no idea why everyone was laughing.
They're second guessing their life, they don't get why people are laughing and are confused about their own sense of humour and their existence on earth
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥
@@abel6298In Matthew 6:5 Jesus talks about "when you pray." He warns us against being supplicational show-offs who stand in prominent places and mouth meaningless mush in order to be seen and heard. A show-off loves syrupy words. He's got the technique for sounding high and holy down pat. But Jesus says: Don't show off when you talk with the Father.
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@@abel6298this is not at all related to the video
the pure absurdity of him saying "get ratio'd + L + get rekt noob" in a real standup made me lol
how thats not loled got me like
KekW
im lmao
Does it mean something or is it just random gamer slurrs? xD
The "7 was black" joke really broke the ice. The public was way more susceptible to bad jokes after that
that wasn't even a bad joke lol simple joke with a punchline that hits you like a truck
Imagine we start assigning races numbers 💀
@@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 I feel like 7 is definitely black
You can only say that if you're black right?
I don't know, but 7 has a vibe that make me go like "he could say the n-word fr".
The funniest part to me is that this entire prank was actually an incredible comedy act. I guarantee every single person in that paid crowd was genuinely laughing because it's just such an absurd and unusual situation that you can't help but find it hilarious
laughter is infectious. The vibe was high. I know I would get a contact high if I was in an environment like that and I would start laughing too!
One girl in front over sold tho tbf
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The amount of embarrassment niko went through for us is insane
what's was embarrassing about it?
@@arunodg5536meatriding
He's making money lol
You should see some of his other content this is nothing compared to some things hes done
dbi
This is basically what sitcoms do with a laughing track 😭😭
Lol
I mean literally but with a lot less costs. They put a laughing track so people watching think it's funny.
@@TheUnderscore_that’s literally what they said
@@TheUnderscore_🤓
@@TheUnderscore_🤓🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️
Imagine telling a joke and no one laughs then the next comedian up asks to use your joke and the whole crown died laughing! 😂😂😂
Honestly I feel bad for the other comedians there
@@DrAElemayo ik it's 2 months later lmao. I think it's kinda cool because they were allowed to be apart of one big joke and if Niko wasn't there then the likelihood of exposure is much much less
The manager was just happy all those tickets sold lmao
fr
Niko trying to not be funny is still really funny😭😭
@R1Skitsur shit is wack. im so sorry
@Rlcarlo (ADVERTISING ACCOUNT - DONT SUB HERE) I hate this type of advertising
@Rlcarlo (ADVERTISING ACCOUNT - DONT SUB HERE) got ourselves a chatterbox..
No, it wasn’t 😂
@@zenitths😂
“7 was black” was actually funny af there’s gotta be people in the audience that genuinely laughed at that
I mean that was the part that they weren't acting so yeah
OMG!!! Your profile pic actually got me! 😡😡😂😂😂😂
Damn you got me lol, I just absent mindedly tried to blow it away 😂
@@ovejaxd7444 yeah I commented midway through the video mb
i thought it would be because 7 was a registered six offender
Even with actors laughing niko’s jokes were painful 💀
Fr
Look at the likes.
This is your sign.
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"By the way do you have any crack?" HAHAHAH
I have one
PEE?
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The ending and the abrupt stop of music just send me😂😂😂
@@Purfaithmm
I thought his first set is just gonna have bad jokes, but Niko really made sure that it's gonna be bad in every single aspect, what a genius
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@Rlcarlo (ADVERTISING ACCOUNT - DONT SUB HERE) I'm struggling to find who asked. could you point them out?
@@retrex3448 me ✋
😂😂😂😂it was so hard to watch I genuinely physically cringed whenever he told a joke
''what do u say if you've lost 25 percent of your roof? oof'' was actually a good joke LMAO
fr though haha
@@weDie-tomorrownoice one haha
@@dumae3780 What do you say if you lost 33% of your Country's population? Normal day in Cambodia.
@@fuji_films average life expectancy 18
pol pot, cute name for a cute man
@@h........................... frfr
That first set is still unironically 10x funnier than anything Brendan Schaub and Amy Schumer have ever done.
Its got that kind of "the office" cringe factor that makes it funny so long as you're in on the joke
LoL everyone hates on Amy.
@@joesnelson8287 for good reason
Lol at Alfie calling him "Mr. Usay" the second time -- he learned
he got wayy more laughs than i expected him to with the real crowd lmfao Niki you’re a legend
@R1Skits☠️
@Rlcarlo (ADVERTISING ACCOUNT - DONT SUB HERE) no one cares
There were actors in that crowd as well
@R1Skits 💀💀
Same lmaoo, I was actually creasing haha
The first set was funny because Niko intentionally was trying to sabotage it as hard as possible and they still were laughing.
@R1Skits I don't think UA-cam commenters appreciate self-plugs though man
@@iamgoo Agreed
Idk it was super cringy
It wasn’t funny it was absolutely comical 😂
@@suqmaddiqqI think that's the point
I feel like if I was one of those people hired to laugh, I’d be laughing naturally hearing everyone else laugh at the worst joke known to mankind. 😂
even when he wasn’t trying to be funny i genuinely laughed a few times 💀
Can we appreciate Alfie’s enthusiasm and immaculate announcement of “Imap Usay!!!!!” Hahahhaha
I know right. I'm an envious prick so I would've been jealolus if someone i dissed before did extremely well. But Alfie was just happy he did so well.
And then he said Mr. Usay the second day.
What numbered port did the boat named Imap dock in at?
#993
#imapusay
@@waterfall3479isn't he the organiser lol he's trying to help upcoming comedians by giving them a platform.
The lady with an orange tank top in the front took it way to serious 😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment🤣 i love her!!
@@lovisaangula9274 same😭😭
She understood the assignment
She was a W
she thought she was him on cam
The lady with the orange top in the front earned her paycheck. She did a great job at laughing in a natural way. Great actress. Profesional. Most didn't even laugh, or just chuckled.
i like how there are people who are 30+ and he tells jokes that only gen z could understand🤣
i'd LOVE to see niko do stand up irl
Hello Mr random guy who was given the YT account, how's your day?
@@fuucaran good
26 likes for yt ?
@@NimbuX. you still cared enough to comment that??
@@NimbuX. why did you care enough to respond then??
Wait so the first set didnt have any paid actors and he actually got them somewhat laughing💀💀
Well it was hilarious how absurd it was
Some of the later jokes were actually pretty funny to me, I think it's because he lowered the expectations early
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥
@@abel6298reall
@@abel6298NLT is more understandable though
Beleive me or not, Alfie is going to see this one day. Imagine the betrayal lmao
Having done standup I will say, his first set was actually pretty good for a first time even despite (or maybe because of) his trying to sabotage it with his dry, phone-reading delivery
Niko is always putting himself forward for us,you gotta love him
He does it for the 🤑
@@umad5456like every yter in existence
Ronaldo better
Nugget ball? I’m McNuggets
for you? man he dont care bout you
The fact that the paid crowds was laughing even thought niko didnt even start joking makes it even funny 😆
1k likes and no replies, lemme fix that
@@Java-Ram not all heroes wear capes
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@@Java-Ramnobody asked for that
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“It used to be a jumpaline, until yo mamma jumped on it” THAT ONE WAS ACTUALLY COLD BRO 😭
10:44 laughing for no reason even when he’s not saying jokes💀😭😭
the fact that his cringy comedy was actually making people laugh is amazing.
Some of it was actually funny
They're paid actors
@@maremike2691the first ones aren't
@@maremike2691 the first audience wasn't but still some people laughed
Well it's not just about the jokes themselves, it's also about the delivery. Which Niko is really great at.
Okay but the first set was actually funny 😂😂😂
yeah it was loll
There were some greardad jokes. Like 25% of roof one😂
@@Noname-vu1omngl I never heard the roof one that was so funny
Bus’ed a load in my face 😭 💀
@@MaxThrillsAYO
That guy laughing at the roof joke really cheered me up.
It's interesting to see that the owner thought of the second performance as better than the first just because people laughed more while in fact the first one was much funnier.
The why was 6 afraid of 7 joke was actually really good lmao
@R1Skitstrue dw ppl wont watch ur shit
I didn't get the joke. Can you explain it please?
@@comet6740 nigga
@@comet6740 They expected him to say ‘because 7 8(ate) 9’. But he said because 7’s black, cos it’s a stereotype for white people to be scared of black people
@@comet6740 seven was black
When Niko said his parents are black and white and the audience laughed so much I lost it bro lmaoo
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No way it the guy from fortn... from geometry dash.
No way geometría dash playera is here
found kingsammelot lmao
ngl, I actually laughed at most of his bad jokes
Why was Niko’s “bad standup” actually funny as hell😂
This man hates public speaking and still manages to push past his comfort zone. Big respect. Unfortunately I can't say I'd ever willingly speak publicly so kudos
Naturally, you will struggle to push past your comfort zone, whilst perched on Donald trump’s penis.
Quite OBVIOUSLY…
You suffer with low self esteem, which can be cured, once you start doing estimable things. 🙏🏼❤
Why do you think he hates public speaking?
@@marvin60000 because he said it is one of his biggest fears in a couple of the videos he made prior to this one
@@sineer I think it's pretty funny how u lump everyone into one category and assume that everyone acts the same and there's no deviating from the norm. Yea, true, most people who don't like speaking publicly will never do so- but there are outliers that will do it in order to better themselves. That's what he's doing and he's been getting a lot better at it as a result of being brave enough to go through with it
@@YusufAli-69I hope I'm misinterpreting your comment because if you think he is fine speaking in front of audiences then that same video you mentioned, you didn't actually pay enough attention lol
even his awkward set wasn't that terrible
He’s a natural born comedian 😂
the number joke was hilarious
@@edving6784of course it was, it's true 😂😂😢
@dannygrizzle7934 do u just look at the sidewalk and start laughing?
@@user-du4gw what?
Dude, Niko is so freaking petty he paid 100 actors just to mess with the owner or whomever he is. LEGEND. I'm here for it.
NO CUZ THE GIRL IN THE ORANGE SHIRT IS THE BEST ACTOR I LOVE HER
She pissed me lol
Seeing Niko Performing Standup Is Something I Never Imagined
beta squad video ?
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lol it was the most imaginable thing
@@mehmood3184 I hate these bot comments
Bro u haven't even watched the full fucking video yet bruh
I love awkward humor so the first part was funny as hell for me oml
big Nathan Fielder type timing
@@arjungutta7762thats what i was thinking
Yes fr.
the way Niko delivers these bad jokes are funny.
Letting Alfie have that moment was truly special
him explaining the jokes makes it 1 million times better lol
They first few joker werent bad until he started over explaining
10 seconds in and Niko has already shown more proof why he took absolute menace award from Jidion
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Nah bro u everywhere
@@thatwg Welcome to UA-cam
@@Sirblobfish9906 thank you for the kind welcome, Sirblobfish9906
He literally folded with like 2of jidions challenges lmfao😭
Bro trolled every sitcom with laugh tracks .
This man is ridiculously good on these stand up comedy as he made the entire 100 audiences laughed throughtout the whole show
The joke about the trampoline being called a jumpoline until your mom got on one was low-key funny tho ☠️
@@R1Skitskys
@@bigidagoeRIPappropriate response
It was and I'm laughing harder
Is it cause she was fat ?
Why am I laughing at his first stand up more than I laugh at 98% of main stream comedians?! Niko you are a Legend! Long Life and Legacy my friend.
Because he didn't force being funny, he was chill. That made him funnier
because you got the joke ??
I was laughing so hard at this. The unfunny jokes makes it way funnier 😂😂
The first stand up he did was actually pretty funny. He definitely made the audience laugh
Niko would be unstoppable if he actually added standup comedy to his skillset. He already has the confidence, stage presence, crowd work, and he seems like a great storyteller too.
If Max Fosh can do it, Niko certainly can as well.
Big up the NDL!!!!
He said he doesnt like public speaking tho
Fosh definitely can’t do it
@@kickgreven3921 He's still actually not bad at it, for someone who dislikes it.
Bro how did the real crowd laugh at that 💀💀💀
bcs they pay to enter and if they don't laugh they "lose" their money
@@TIBE_ you spelled lose wrong
@@Merrick_mob thx
It's probably to fit in with the bigger crowd
To be fair, it's kind of absurd, funny in its own way.
I enjoyed both sets unironically. Your timing was great.
The fact that he was funnier than most comidians is astonishing.
Comedians*
This was a scientific experiment. Alfie, like anybody, probably thinks that he is the originator of his own opinions. Niko did objectively worse the second night, stealing people's jokes and talking about nothing at times and yet Alfie thought it was the "best second gig performance he's ever seen" just because the audience was laughing. This shows how much people are influenced by their social environment. All your tastes, opinions, etc are totally determined by the social environment you are in
Its really not this deep in this case. He just recognizes that if a stand up routine gets massive crowd response and you dont find it funny doesnt mean its bad, it just means it isnt your taste but the point is to entertain people and people were definitely entertained so therefore it is a good routine. His opinion on the jokes is completely irrelevant on it being a good performance or not, what the crowd thinks is best is what matters because his job is to entertain the crowd, not alfie.
@@prisonguy9572 right, alfie said it was the best based on crowd reaction not material
Yeah, I don't think the club owner found it particularly funny. From his perspective, though, Niko and the crowd were on this perfect wavelength where even non-funny, declarative statements were met with raucous laughter. It must have looked like he was the most intuitive comedian of all time. Like he'd tapped into some fountain of comedy where he just could not fail.
"All your tastes, opinions, etc are totally determined by the social environment you are in" is a bit dramatic. Yeah, they have an effect for sure, but they don't make up for everything. Not to mention, some people are more influenced by the immediate circumstances than others. Plenty of people fly in the face of what's expected in a situation because they don't agree with it.
And what else are they supposed to be based on? That eternal darkness is the greatest reality?
The moment Niko was greeting his fans while the host was shouting passionately "IM A PUSSY" in the back got me cracking up
nah fr tho
lmao the segment at the beginning where he was supposed to bomb was still muuuch funnier than the local open mic shit in my neighborhood. dude just has a presence and charm about him that goes a long way, can't be understated
That first “get ratio’d bro” killed me fr tho, so outta pocket
The first one was great, in like an ironic way, where being sarcastically unfunny was a whole part of the gag. Genuinely I burst out laughing so much
😂😂😂😂😂 same omg
His first gig is actually funny yes
I feel so uncomfortable behind my screen , how much courage do you need for being so cringe and funny at the same time ?😅 😂
@Rlcarlo (ADVERTISING ACCOUNT - DONT SUB HERE) bro you’re advertising under comments but your videos target a very specific audience (anime weebs)
@@naariznica3133So...? Spammers are stupid but I don't get how what you said changes anything. Would you rather advertise to a specific audience or every audience _including_ that specific audience for no extra cost?
@@TheUnderscore_ that’s called wasting your time. If you are a comedian, your probability of gaining a following is much larger when you go to a stand up club, not when tell your jokes on a busy street. The same goes for him. Plus what he’s doing is annoying and against the guidelines
@@naariznica3133 As I just said, and is the whole point of my reply, the bot isn't choosing one or the other, he's choosing both at the same time for no extra cost. Please read and use your brain before replying.
@@TheUnderscore_ this comment section is just a busy street, not a specific audience. If you can’t explain your ‘thought processes’ you have no business trying to insult others.
I haven’t seen a video from you in so long and I don’t know why. But this is extremely refreshing to see you pop up in my home feed
I was absolutely belly laughing the whole way through. How do you keep a straight face?
i felt my ass clench thru out the real awkward stand up
same
Niko really didnt let what the director said slide . Truly the biggest menace
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@@Pietervandebuurt why though?
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4:59
I gotta say, this wasn’t a good performance really, but what a good crowd. Giggled, had fun, they weren’t disrespectful. Excellent spot. Can’t wait to finish the vid
Dont ever disrespect niko he was funny
You're living life the right way. So dope to see.
That girl in Orange deserves to be paid 3x more than everyone!
I totally agree with you🤣
@@ujuofidealstyleyou
Na she should be fired. That's amateur acting.
Honestly if you think that you just have a low iq. Garbage acting skills almost ruined the joke
yep, she was on it :D she made my day
Bad jokes are still pretty jokes 😂 This is the maddest prank I've seen in a long time 🤣 it's more like a social experiment on herd mentality
Pree the way alfie was on his meat after he did well tooooo
@@MakhalanyaneMotaung to be fair he’s only looking what’s successful not what he finds personally funny .
@@MakhalanyaneMotaung That's what I mean, it's like he was deaf to the jokes because they were all laughing. It would be mad if someone kept doing this until they charge a mad fee to do a set and swindle the comedy club 😭
Props to the guy who thought he was serious and tried to save him the embarrassment of stealing someone's joke
Bro I was cackling at the very first joke right out of the gate, in comedy you can achieve a so bad it’s good type of humor and this dude does it perfectly
‘By the way do you have any crack’
Best joke he told 😂😂😂😂
How old are u?
@@umad5456 Why the fuck would you ask that
😂😂😂
@@umad5456 he may be between 0 and 128. Whats your prob
@@emuka-art good guess tbf I was thinking 200-300 but you’re probably right
Niko is one of the best. There’s never an upload that’s dodgy or unfunny. Like other creators who hit and miss Niko never misses he plans his videos out every time and u can really tell. We love you Niko ❤
bro you didn't even watch the video before commenting
This video was mid
Ronaldo better
@@ObeseGorilla229 Ur mum tighter
I too have the same alias sir, nice
Wait so the first set was all genuine reactions?? That’s amazing!! I laughed along too ngl
The blind guy and the well joke actually made me laugh out loud 🤣
“No because seven was black”
Bro I was actually dying
That first set was actually genius 😂
@Rlcarlo (ADVERTISING ACCOUNT - DONT SUB HERE) bro shut up
The well one, the roof one and the 7 one actually got me 😭😭
that trampoline joke was wild🤣
11:10 lmaooo the lady in the orange needs to be payed extra cuz she really faking it😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOO
@@microscopic.caterpillcringe
When the audience laughed at his jokes so did I, I guess their contagious 😂
Don't vote ;)
@@bethanylowe8773 huh?
@@visionar7303he calling you an npc
@@bethanylowe8773 my brother in christ every human follows the crowd unless their a attention whore.
youre also laughing at how bad it is and your on in the bit
Man, you got awfully lucky!
Those comedians you stole directly from were some friendly individuals. Alfie was a pretty cool guy ngl. Earned a sub
Chill
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 what huh
So funny his name being announced by the host who obviously didn’t catch it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he did the first set I thought it was the fake crowd. They participated in the knock knock joke without hesitation and everything lmao
I probably found the first show funnier than I should of 😂 I was laughing throughout
Honestly, with a bigger audience and one of people who knew who he was more, I think that set would have done really well.
Poor sense of humour, pure n simple.
Dude had the real crowd laughing. Lmfao
Was there something removed @ 13:08?
niko never disappoints.
bro u didnt even watch the video LMFAO
No way 298 people liked this comment
Dude just did a psychological experiment smoothly.
the lady in the orange shirt puttin in work as an extra 🤣🤣
“Get ratiod” that first set was actually hilarious
This is actually hilarious. Man said it was the best ever second gig that he'd seen.😂😂😂
@Rlcarlo (ADVERTISING ACCOUNT - DONT SUB HERE) I actually checked your page man. You've got talent, keep grinding. I've subbed you
The amount of stuff niko does for us is insane. He's definitely one of the best youtubers ever.
@R1Skitsno
“Why did the blind guy fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well” was actually funny
When bro belched and the crowd went wild, I died