Matthew Broussard Stand-Up 07/25/16 | CONAN on TBS

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  • @happycowsmmmcheese87
    @happycowsmmmcheese87 8 років тому +2392

    This guy looks like a real-life Disney prince. LOL

    • @emercycrite
      @emercycrite 8 років тому +77

      Except he looks anatomically correct. VERY anatomically correct

    • @happycowsmmmcheese87
      @happycowsmmmcheese87 8 років тому +48

      +emercycrite I think you are confusing Disney Princes with Ken Dolls. Nobody has ever suggested that Disney Princes are missing anything.

    • @emercycrite
      @emercycrite 8 років тому +11

      happycowsmmmcheese87 You've missed my point. I'm saying his bulge is definitely NOT Disney style G/PG-rated ;)

    • @happycowsmmmcheese87
      @happycowsmmmcheese87 8 років тому +14

      +emercycrite lol. How long has it been since you've any classic Disney movies? Some of these those boys are packin.

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 8 років тому +12

      the evil douchey prince yes.

  • @Groanola
    @Groanola 8 років тому +1922

    "I tried to look him up, but he was hard to find" that was actually pretty good 😂

    • @nvlarcht
      @nvlarcht 8 років тому +9

      Yeah,I clapped like a maniac to that.

    • @thrashish
      @thrashish 8 років тому +14

      i think they have a pill for that

    • @nvlarcht
      @nvlarcht 8 років тому

      thrashish Thanks man.

    • @ogiecruz8063
      @ogiecruz8063 8 років тому +2

      How can it be that hard to find? Its just 2inches from the opening .😀

    • @nicholascheadle
      @nicholascheadle 8 років тому +12

      It was a good finish too. Hahahha. The pap smear kits and Nuvarings part I mean. Lol

  • @StarlynMorel
    @StarlynMorel 8 років тому +1571

    "that's like calling your face your throat" hahah very funny.

    • @roseskye5484
      @roseskye5484 8 років тому +3

      I dont get that one. Mind explaining?

    • @roseskye5484
      @roseskye5484 8 років тому +8

      twistedfork Oh, I got it when he told it just didnt find it funny... I thought I was missing something.

    • @georgemilo7649
      @georgemilo7649 8 років тому

      I feel really stupid, I still don't get it

    • @georgemilo7649
      @georgemilo7649 8 років тому +8

      I get the first layer to the joke but it felt like there was more, like he waited for a laugh

    • @twistedfork
      @twistedfork 8 років тому +13

      Blow job is the second layer of the joke.

  • @briananderson8428
    @briananderson8428 3 роки тому +34

    He's got a genuine way about him. No over-the-top antics. Great pacing and connection. Refreshing. Well done.

  • @itsgabbieagain
    @itsgabbieagain 5 років тому +607

    " pain is just cartilage leaving your knee caps" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MsBeloved89
      @MsBeloved89 5 років тому +1

      lmao I was dying

    • @silvacleo329
      @silvacleo329 5 років тому

      🤪🤪🤪🤪😖

    • @michellek2083
      @michellek2083 4 роки тому

      Literally just read this right as he said this!!!!

  • @MrFallout3man
    @MrFallout3man 8 років тому +1345

    Well we didn't get to hear Conan say it so ill go ahead and give it a go
    "That was Great,that was Fantastic,Matthew Broussard everybody!"

  • @JoshShakespeare
    @JoshShakespeare 8 років тому +2364

    Didn't know Stefan from the vampire diaries did a little comedy on the side

    • @larrystylinson3309
      @larrystylinson3309 6 років тому +23

      Josh Shakespeare lmao I actually thought it was Paul Wesley when I saw the thumbnail

    • @labi2999
      @labi2999 6 років тому +7

      Ikr Paul is so talented

    • @eliskadvorakova1717
      @eliskadvorakova1717 6 років тому

      exactly why I clicked on this....:D

    • @seanmwhisler
      @seanmwhisler 6 років тому

      R full kg f seek basic

    • @savanahcurrie9176
      @savanahcurrie9176 6 років тому +1

      Glad someone else noticed how alike they look !!

  • @AwesomenessHippopotamus
    @AwesomenessHippopotamus 8 років тому +460

    Dude this guy was actually really funny, one to look out for in the future

    • @clicheguevara5282
      @clicheguevara5282 2 роки тому +4

      Hello from the future.
      He’s _finally_ starting to blow up this year.

  • @CameraHam
    @CameraHam 2 роки тому +36

    Fun fact about Dr Grafenberg is that the term “g-spot” was actually attributed to him after he died because a female doctor wrote a paper on the g-spot and didn’t want it named after her. Her name is Doctor Beverley Whipple and she didn’t want it to be called “whipple’s tickle” so she called it the g-spot.

  • @BdR76
    @BdR76 8 років тому +323

    3:36 "I was about to euphemism her metaphor" xD LOL

    • @Top7-k9s
      @Top7-k9s 4 роки тому +2

      Could you explain that one plz.

  • @meilinwu1731
    @meilinwu1731 8 років тому +1466

    "That's not gynaecology, that's vaginal imperialism!" hahaha amazing

    • @aminag4836
      @aminag4836 6 років тому +3

      Meilin Wu best line 😂

    • @TehMomo_
      @TehMomo_ 5 років тому +3

      HE RIGHT THO

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 4 роки тому +7

      And I think the “Manifest Ovaries” line went right over their heads...

    • @DiandraStarShine
      @DiandraStarShine 4 роки тому +4

      vaginal *colonialism,* imho..by a man who "had NO idea it existed" and then decides to plant his flag of not only 'discovering' it for the first time..as if he were a god actually *creating* it..but ALSO he decides to name it after himself!! hilarious and totally absurd!🙄yes, i think *that* about sums it up!

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 роки тому +4

      @@DiandraStarShine I feel like MAYBE a woman could have probably told him about its existence, lol. I find it hard to believe that not a single woman (or even many) weren't already aware of the g spot, it's just that nobody listened to them or cared about their enjoyment :/
      On the other hand, its possible they didnt know! Lol tbh, this question got me wondering as to the average number of female orgasms psh (per sex had) over the past centuries. I imagine that it was.... horrifyingly low, given that many men I've met in my lifetime still REFUSE to believe that women are even capable of enjoying sex. Like.... yeah, I have no doubt they're not enjoying whatever you're doing to them, but that's a problem with your technique, not women lol

  • @aldown
    @aldown 8 років тому +460

    lol, I clicked on the video because I found it so rare to see such a handsome stand up comic. Funny enough that's the first thing he addressed. Well played, sir.

  • @Cardboardbocs
    @Cardboardbocs 8 років тому +469

    the douche bag thing was further enforced when i saw no socks. lol great bit.

    • @TheRalouch
      @TheRalouch 8 років тому +3

      its hot out there bro

    • @TonyCox1351
      @TonyCox1351 8 років тому +35

      "I ONLY RESPECT PEOPLE WITH CLOTH ON THEIR FEET"

    • @jimmiller5876
      @jimmiller5876 8 років тому +15

      People don't wear socks with boat shoes

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 8 років тому

      Jim Miller Forreal.

    • @Rita-kx3yr
      @Rita-kx3yr 6 років тому +3

      I admit.
      I was instantly concerned when I looked down and saw loafers.

  • @kellybills2987
    @kellybills2987 8 років тому +463

    He looks like a Hemsworth.

  • @messedupdweeb
    @messedupdweeb 6 років тому +16

    A nerd’s mind inside a jock’s face and body. And a great sense of humor to boot. What more can you ask for?

  • @SummerDream222
    @SummerDream222 8 років тому +285

    I had low expectations, but I came out very satisfied.

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 5 років тому +24

      BeLight every woman I have been with says that about me

    • @aap71
      @aap71 5 років тому +12

      @@johnlewis8934 yup, that's literally the top review John lewis' yelp page

    • @JMarchel
      @JMarchel 5 років тому

      @@johnlewis8934 sure jan

    • @mammontustado9680
      @mammontustado9680 3 роки тому +2

      I guess he found your g-spot

  • @DannyKlimt
    @DannyKlimt 8 років тому +318

    I liked those clever jokes very much

  • @CidsReality
    @CidsReality 8 років тому +282

    Beautiful, smart, and funny. I love him.

    • @2nd3rd1st
      @2nd3rd1st 8 років тому +160

      You can't fool us, Matthew Broussard's mom.

    • @CidsReality
      @CidsReality 8 років тому +29

      You got me.

  • @Varendil
    @Varendil 8 років тому +225

    He's funny and his jokes were kinda nice and clever tbh

  • @Tetratronic
    @Tetratronic 8 років тому +109

    More of this dude please!

    • @siestaface
      @siestaface 8 років тому +1

      Yeah he's someone straight outta my Japanese anime's

    • @Animagladius
      @Animagladius 8 років тому +1

      You're that ninja...

    • @namdupper
      @namdupper 8 років тому

      +ZENPOOL What?

    • @siestaface
      @siestaface 8 років тому +1

      +badmankelpthief Metal Gear reference

  • @claytonbeeney
    @claytonbeeney 8 років тому +195

    this guy would make a great comedy writer

    • @RolandMcGruner
      @RolandMcGruner 8 років тому +5

      HAhahaha, you don't think he delivered too well?

    • @claytonbeeney
      @claytonbeeney 8 років тому +19

      I never said that! I just think his ideas would translate well to a show

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 8 років тому +22

      He's a pretty good performer, but the material itself is his strongest suit, as opposed to someone like Hedberg, whose success was mostly a result of his delivery. Imagine someone, let's say from Blue Collar gang, doing Mitch's material. They would most likely bomb.

  • @landonholt7961
    @landonholt7961 8 років тому +211

    As a student nurse, this man is my hero!

    • @hawkeyepierce9794
      @hawkeyepierce9794 8 років тому +1

      As a student nurse you should know that the g-spot doesn't exist. www.medicaldaily.com/italian-scientist-says-g-spot-doesnt-exist-cuv-region-new-erogenous-zone-may-hold-key-300056

    • @stormtepas9768
      @stormtepas9768 8 років тому +13

      +Hawkeye Pierce the CUV complex is just a smarter name for what we commonly refer to as the "G-spot". it is an area that exists and just because this man has specified more about why it feels good doesn't mean that the name G-spot can no longer be used.

    • @hawkeyepierce9794
      @hawkeyepierce9794 8 років тому +1

      Storm te Pas That's kinda like saying " a horse is just a smarter name for a unicorn."

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 8 років тому +3

      Interestingly that cited article states "varies from woman to woman depending on the hormonal cycle", which makes it considerably more difficult to define, identify and/or locate in any particular woman. So to me it just boils down to more of the same nonsense as "G-spot". Just play together and discover what feels good!

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 6 років тому

      Oh I'm sry nurses are terrible , but Doctors ruuuuuule. We tell you what to dooooooo

  • @RichTake
    @RichTake 8 років тому +37

    This was a quality set. I enjoyed it

  • @ragtag7x
    @ragtag7x 8 років тому +100

    "Vaginal Imperialism" LMAO

  • @AsherSax
    @AsherSax 5 років тому +12

    This guy has balls. He's a man who decided to write most of his 5 minutes on female anatomy jokes in 2019, and they all worked. How does that happen

    • @93macpherson
      @93macpherson 3 роки тому +6

      probably because they were tasteful, intelligent and genuinely funny. Very progressive of him to take that approach

  • @pmeadowdale
    @pmeadowdale 8 років тому +9

    "...I was about to euphemism her metaphor..." HA! I love it!

  • @Groanola
    @Groanola 8 років тому +85

    His jokes were actually pretty funny

  • @33nano
    @33nano 4 роки тому +2

    That G-spot joke was super hilarious 😂

  • @JulianXtra
    @JulianXtra 8 років тому +8

    this guy nailed every joke, Loved it

  • @fatal1ty3333
    @fatal1ty3333 8 років тому +3

    Genuinely one of the funniest guys I've seen appear as a guest on any late show, if you're reading this good work bud :)

  • @Istanbul0687
    @Istanbul0687 8 років тому +44

    Dr. Fallopious.... of tube fame

  • @a.d.peterson1981
    @a.d.peterson1981 8 років тому +16

    Genius work, in a GQ package. A pleasant surprise...

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 6 років тому +11

    Being self-aware is definitely an asset in comedy. This guy knows how he looks to others after all those "revenge of the nerds" movies -- conventionally handsome guys are the douchebags, often in real-life, too. Why else would be surprised when a really good-looking man (or woman) turns out to be nice as well?
    Any jokes about the male G-spot? I'll bet this guy could nail it (so to speak).

  • @LiezlRuiz0
    @LiezlRuiz0 8 років тому +3

    He's a clever comedian and a hot one to boot. I've never heard any of his jokes. Kudos to him for being so original and coming up with intelligent jokes!

  • @mattp2695
    @mattp2695 8 років тому +29

    that cross fit joke was so fitting

  • @DavidCruickshank
    @DavidCruickshank 8 років тому +4

    I think I've found my new favourite comedian.

  • @mreminemism
    @mreminemism 8 років тому +83

    This guys gonna make it.

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 8 років тому +2

      Nice strategy that one, putting himself down and so by contrast his act stands out more. Many of my female friends do that; say something bad about themselves so the others would say something nice about them. Basically fishing for compliments. "Look at me, I'm a stupid jock! But wait, I'm also funny and clever!" Anyways, I really enjoyed his act!

    • @aldown
      @aldown 8 років тому +28

      but that's not really putting himself down, specially because most comics are self deprecating. He is acknowledging the fact that he is good looking, hence unrelatable; basically asking for a fair shot.

    • @Angie-yv7ws
      @Angie-yv7ws 8 років тому +1

      +aldown true

    • @JaBarge303
      @JaBarge303 7 років тому +2

      He also is another white male, so who knows how far he can make it

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 6 років тому +2

      @@JaBarge303 hahahaha that's precisely why he's guaranteed to succeed though, I'm sure he would agree with me as well

  • @cnsummers4086
    @cnsummers4086 8 років тому +2

    This guy's a hit! Very funny and laid back style of delivery

  • @darkshadowlord2
    @darkshadowlord2 8 років тому +9

    Intelligent comedy! Watch out comedians of the world! This was awesome!

  • @MeggsNBaconn
    @MeggsNBaconn 8 років тому +33

    Yeah, he looks like a God, & the dude is truly funny!

  • @pseudonayme7717
    @pseudonayme7717 8 років тому +7

    "Just stumbled across it while I was studying abroad", ba dum tss. Cheesy and fun too :D

  • @noise.s
    @noise.s 8 років тому +4

    This guy was great! Matthew I hope you'll get more stuff, you deserve it.

  • @JaimeEskobar
    @JaimeEskobar 7 років тому +7

    "Lets go in there and claim what ours"
    HAHAHA

  • @izored
    @izored 8 років тому +191

    He cool, he good

  • @jimmy27paul
    @jimmy27paul 8 років тому +20

    He really does look a 1980s American villain from Brat pack or Molly Ringwald movies lol!

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому

      Definitely the James Spader character in Pretty in Pink. Or Billy Zabka.

  • @davroshortcloak
    @davroshortcloak 8 років тому +2

    lol I loved this guy! I think its the first time I liked a comic doing stand up on conan, I think his opening was really strong and made the audience like him

  • @parkjeong5296
    @parkjeong5296 8 років тому +24

    Hes like a young timothy olyphant

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 8 років тому +3

    G-spot joke was awesome. Snuck it in there, didn't even notice at first.

  • @valhalla1240
    @valhalla1240 8 років тому +6

    I LOVE it when comedians refer to their faces and hit it right on the nose :D like Amy Schumer calling herself "looking like I recently milked something"

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 роки тому +2

    "G stands for job well done" 😂😂😂

  • @Gabkicks
    @Gabkicks 8 років тому +208

    I lost $14,000 today and this made me smile for a bit

    • @someoneelse7724
      @someoneelse7724 8 років тому +122

      That sucks I hope you find it.

    • @MidnightSt
      @MidnightSt 8 років тому +13

      and if they do, do you think they'll name the spot where they found the money after themselves?
      second g-spot?

    • @666popeman666
      @666popeman666 8 років тому +5

      nice dude

    • @mmsdmmsd
      @mmsdmmsd 8 років тому +9

      Must have had all your eggs in a shitty bitcoin exchange.

    • @jjinx5407
      @jjinx5407 8 років тому +2

      Gabkicks I sense much sex will also make you smile. Get sooommmmeee.

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st 8 років тому +20

    I thought 'well, handsome 80's George Michael's little brother can't be funny' but his stuff was actually really good. Wouldn't be surprised if he got the comics on the couch to laugh.

  • @JerKur18
    @JerKur18 3 роки тому +1

    I almost spit out my milk at found the g-spot and founded the g-spot. This guy is genius! 😄

  • @liyralawless7164
    @liyralawless7164 Рік тому

    I love how his description of grafenberg makes me picture him, in scrubs.

  • @alimon89
    @alimon89 8 років тому +2

    That was unexpectedly amazing!

  • @norainnoflowers1551
    @norainnoflowers1551 5 років тому +1

    oh my god, i love this guy's jokes they're sooo clever and funny!

  • @thechugdude
    @thechugdude 8 років тому +31

    I laughed out loud

    • @thechugdude
      @thechugdude 8 років тому +4

      +Erald Ylli lost it in an eating accident

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 8 років тому

      Sorry 'bout that. :\
      Maybe if you go on a diet it will grow back?

    • @thechugdude
      @thechugdude 8 років тому +1

      +Erald Ylli I'm afraid I was not clear enough. My neck was eaten.

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 8 років тому

      Oh, I see (it not).

    • @thechugdude
      @thechugdude 8 років тому +1

      +Erald Ylli Please let me know if you do.

  • @gctdonyre
    @gctdonyre 8 років тому +18

    He sounds like Daniel Tosh, just listen to it with browser minimized.

  • @gerANNAmoe
    @gerANNAmoe 6 років тому

    More of this please, thank you!

  • @alair9286
    @alair9286 6 років тому +1

    I looked him up because I saw him on that snapchat thing and thought he was very witty. He still doesn't cease to impress me

  • @guevarasamson1165
    @guevarasamson1165 6 років тому +1

    That’s like calling your face, your throat! Lmao

  • @hugge123456
    @hugge123456 8 років тому +92

    Something about this guy reminds me of Jim Carrey

    • @swindahl
      @swindahl 8 років тому

      Yeah sure, before the massive brain injury you sustained, You say Smoking alot because you can not light a sigaret anymore. Hence the....man...

    • @hugge123456
      @hugge123456 8 років тому +21

      Soren Windahl What are you actually talking about friend?

    • @bamadave83
      @bamadave83 8 років тому +2

      he's probably funnier

    • @ClutchCody
      @ClutchCody 8 років тому +17

      It's the douchey bone structure

    • @plainrosiejane
      @plainrosiejane 5 років тому +2

      i see it. its the mouth/smile . lol and the hair tbh.

  • @Skims24
    @Skims24 6 років тому +1

    "I was about to euphemism her metaphor"😂😂😂

  • @TheLastDab
    @TheLastDab 8 років тому +2

    really nice and funny stand up. well done

  • @npsck1802
    @npsck1802 6 років тому

    Please let this guy blow up. I want to look at his face more often.

  • @thirtysixzed
    @thirtysixzed 8 років тому

    This is one of the better stand ups in Conan.

  • @reddexred
    @reddexred 8 років тому +1

    both funny and educational..... good lone!

  • @JohnCooper-es3iy
    @JohnCooper-es3iy 6 років тому +1

    Great set.

  • @doncoroleone7815
    @doncoroleone7815 8 років тому +1

    Great set!

  • @rooksentertainment1970
    @rooksentertainment1970 8 років тому

    I freaking love Matthew Broussard!

  • @bbdsmith88
    @bbdsmith88 5 років тому +2

    That CrossFit joke was perfect. I laughed loudly

  • @laithm153
    @laithm153 8 років тому

    He sounds like Daniel tosh. Literally his voice, but also the humor

  • @Altemimi123
    @Altemimi123 6 років тому +3

    I love knowledge.

  • @mrpeanutbutter6817
    @mrpeanutbutter6817 7 років тому +3

    This one was good!

  • @deistmutt
    @deistmutt 8 років тому +2

    Wow.. this guy is actually damn smart in his jokes.. oh wow.. first time i've seen someone like this on Conan.. cool.

  • @cherylchaan7255
    @cherylchaan7255 8 років тому +1

    He's so funny! i love this so much

  • @makusuwerusan7390
    @makusuwerusan7390 6 років тому

    "That's like calling your face throat"!? 😂😂😂

  • @goguma2008
    @goguma2008 8 років тому +1

    good new fresh jokes. enjoyed that.

  • @watermelonwonders5213
    @watermelonwonders5213 7 років тому +2

    I saw this guy live in Dallas! What a great guy, he also has a website for math riddles/puns. >>Monday Punday

  • @JohnnyCatFitz
    @JohnnyCatFitz 6 років тому +1

    I hope he books that convention!

  • @JonathanTyler13
    @JonathanTyler13 7 років тому

    This was a surprisingly awesome set

  • @rdelrosso2001
    @rdelrosso2001 8 років тому

    I never knew of this guy until today, Aug 27, 2016, but he is GREAT! He has a great future!

  • @morqr8527
    @morqr8527 7 років тому

    I love Matthew Broussard

  • @bigmattwheel
    @bigmattwheel 8 років тому +1

    I actually enjoyed this stand up!

  • @troruaz
    @troruaz 8 років тому

    dude's a spot-on lookalike for Zack of Saved by the Bell fame. The closer joke was awesome, good stuff!

  • @kvothe2144
    @kvothe2144 8 років тому

    this guys really clever, can't wait to see him again!

  • @54321emb
    @54321emb 8 років тому

    Loved his set!

  • @sebastiancardoso
    @sebastiancardoso 8 років тому +3

    Super-solid :D

  • @Demitchii
    @Demitchii 4 роки тому

    “Pain is just cartilage leaving your kneecaps” lmao

  • @ClaytonDerby
    @ClaytonDerby 8 років тому +2

    This guy was funny from start to finish.

  • @bread884
    @bread884 3 роки тому

    This was a great 5 min set

  • @sashamassey8385
    @sashamassey8385 6 років тому +1

    Is he from Louisiana? I have to buy his album. Solid set!

  • @toshir100
    @toshir100 8 років тому +1

    Fantastic routine!!! As a bio teacher this made me ROFL!!

  • @Murphator
    @Murphator 6 років тому +1

    "pain is just cartilage leaving your kneecap" XD

  • @miriamaesthetic5137
    @miriamaesthetic5137 4 роки тому +1

    I typed "good looking comedians" and he was the first result

  • @justkeepitoriginal
    @justkeepitoriginal 8 років тому +3

    "G" stands for job well done!

  • @sivx17
    @sivx17 8 років тому +15

    "vaginal imperialism" lol that had me good...

  • @AceBoone05
    @AceBoone05 8 років тому

    LMBO 😂😂😂 So creative!

  • @meggriffin1848
    @meggriffin1848 8 років тому +32

    Ernst Gräfenberg
    Physician

  • @anon420anon
    @anon420anon 8 років тому

    He was in Jeff Ross' Roasts Battles. He is funny as hell.