Biden Urges Patience And Trump Claims Victory As Battleground States Count Their Ballots

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  • @natyoung7755
    @natyoung7755 3 роки тому +219

    Also I love that his wife is there, giggling at everything.
    Wholesome.

    • @jordancunningham4962
      @jordancunningham4962 3 роки тому +7

      He's always better with someone to laugh. Especially her.

    • @upsman9351
      @upsman9351 3 роки тому +1

      Can’t believe McConnell & Graham got voted back in. Absolutely horrendous

  • @adjoabaidoo6545
    @adjoabaidoo6545 3 роки тому +545

    Stephen’s wife laughing is getting me through this day lol

    • @otakuman706
      @otakuman706 3 роки тому +15

      It was nice.
      At least a sliver of light I suppose 🤣😅😭😭😭

    • @loricrawford1952
      @loricrawford1952 3 роки тому +8

      I like that too 😁

    • @GunnGuardian
      @GunnGuardian 3 роки тому +35

      I find it kind of wholesome that she's there to laugh at all his jokes. She know he misses his audience.

    • @1shaprice
      @1shaprice 3 роки тому +18

      I said this last week. Glad to know its not just me. I love her being there!

    • @33lex55
      @33lex55 3 роки тому +21

      She's all the live audience he needs, really...

  • @haliesherlin6925
    @haliesherlin6925 3 роки тому +80

    Evie laughing at all his jokes makes them so much better. They have such a beautiful love. I enjoy watching them two together

  • @dbsean
    @dbsean 3 роки тому +68

    From the guy who brought you "the reason there are so many cases is because we are doing too many tests" comes the new hit single "I'm only losing because they're counting all the votes against me"

    • @planestrainsdogsncars4336
      @planestrainsdogsncars4336 3 роки тому +4

      Always followed by ''everyone knows that'' ..or ''Horrible'' ..or '' Terrible ''🙄

    • @markbriten6999
      @markbriten6999 2 роки тому +1

      Or that's nasty. Such a childish comment

  • @TheDneaves
    @TheDneaves 3 роки тому +2652

    The fact that half the country voted for Trump is horrifying.
    No offense America, but you've really lost it.

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 3 роки тому +158

      Half of those who voted, not half of the country.

    • @peterebel7899
      @peterebel7899 3 роки тому +166

      Trump is only the symptom of America's trouble

    • @superkind333
      @superkind333 3 роки тому +27

      @@FinneousPJ1 statistically that is about half of the country

    • @FinneousPJ1
      @FinneousPJ1 3 роки тому +13

      @@superkind333 lol citation required

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 3 роки тому +114

      Exactly! VERY scary to think that almost half of those eligible to vote ie all "adults" in America are apparently completely happy with trump's performance!

  • @russellzauner
    @russellzauner 3 роки тому +1895

    Trump: DID YOU SEE THE NUMBERS KEEP CHANGING WHY DO THEY KEEP CHANGING
    Me: *that's literally the definition of counting*

    • @deeuhhbahuc5063
      @deeuhhbahuc5063 3 роки тому +5

      Im still trying to figure out y people would vote for socialism instead of Trump freedom

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 3 роки тому +149

      @@deeuhhbahuc5063 you are still trying to figure it out because that's not what's happening here.

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 3 роки тому +50

      @Jonas Jonaitis fake news

    • @1028641
      @1028641 3 роки тому +55

      @Jonas Jonaitis Not a fake impeachment, he was impeached. Republican senators found him guilty, but didn't find his GUILT to be worthy of removal. You FAIL! Not fake Russian interference. 17 different federal law enforcement and intelligence agencies unequivocally state that Russia interfered in 2016. You FAIL. These mail in votes are legitimate and will be counted. You FAIL! But do go on and listen to the orange moron and his buttlickin fox cronies.

    • @Miguel-th3wx
      @Miguel-th3wx 3 роки тому +13

      @@deeuhhbahuc5063 awesome how you are so stupid that you don't even know what socialism is

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 3 роки тому +136

    It's disturbing and disgusting that this election was even close. After all Trump and Republicans have done, that any one would still vote for them, is both disturbing and disgusting.

    • @spitflamez
      @spitflamez 3 роки тому +2

      ScytheNoire Agreed!

    • @praisethesun6078
      @praisethesun6078 3 роки тому +5

      It's because most of his supporters are dumb and can't think for themselves so they'll listen to anything trump says. What's worse is they actually believe they are intelligent and trump is intelligent

    • @mikeybabes7527
      @mikeybabes7527 3 роки тому

      America, land of the free 😂😂😂
      No, really, you should come and visit, it’s all free!
      Even this election is a steal!! 😂😂😂
      And since we’re talking comedy, stop me if you’ve heard this one...
      Many deluded morons think that if they vote for Joe Biden, they will get Joe Biden! 😂 I know right?
      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups 😂😂😂
      Enjoy your “Democracy when it suits” won’t you?

    • @TheDneaves
      @TheDneaves 3 роки тому +2

      @James Because a right minded person and politician knows not to hold a load of stupid rallies during a pandemic. In just one speech I've already more intelligence and sence from Biden than I ever have from Trump.

    • @Patty-ii5zu
      @Patty-ii5zu 3 роки тому +5

      What’s even more disturbing is being related to a Trump supporter who believes that Covid isn’t real. You see these people on the news, but never expect to be related to them. I am so glad we’re skipping the holidays this year.

  • @Miyako19931
    @Miyako19931 3 роки тому +7

    I love the little giggles in the background from his wife.

  • @timdetmers3240
    @timdetmers3240 3 роки тому +141

    I live in California now, but I was born and raised in Michigan, Oakland County specifically. THANK YOU Michigan for coming thru for democracy and decency. Oakland County went overwhelmingly for Biden. I'm so proud of you!

    • @changpak8837
      @changpak8837 3 роки тому +6

      Democracy and decency. So good to hear. Thanks.

    • @happymommy22
      @happymommy22 3 роки тому +8

      Me too! I used to live in Lansing! Thank you Michigan

    • @bananian
      @bananian 3 роки тому +6

      Happy tears. :_)

    • @Blackseaink
      @Blackseaink 3 роки тому +8

      Thanks Detroit ❤️❤️❤️

    • @RM-ed1if
      @RM-ed1if 3 роки тому +4

      Now move to Florida. They need you.

  • @glowingatom
    @glowingatom 3 роки тому +124

    I am Canadian and I finally breathed a sign of relief when Biden delivered his speech today. Good to hear an adult talk again.

  • @sinki19841984
    @sinki19841984 3 роки тому +85

    Looking at the DC numbers, even his hometown wants him out.

    • @brianmozeti7551
      @brianmozeti7551 3 роки тому

      A message from your pal Biden: ua-cam.com/video/WGRnhBmHYN0/v-deo.html

  • @OhHel65
    @OhHel65 3 роки тому +18

    Three good things to enjoy from “A Late Show” - getting to know Jon Batiste, hearing your wife’s laugh, and seeing your beautiful shirts.

  • @Sammonoske
    @Sammonoske 3 роки тому +94

    I'm declaring myself the winner of the next powerball lottery. I'll take my winnings now.

    • @josephgabriel3609
      @josephgabriel3609 3 роки тому +3

      Brilliant!! LOL!!!

    • @ohiohiker4301
      @ohiohiker4301 3 роки тому +2

      I love it! If I don't win, then it was due to fraudulent activity. Lol. 😂

    • @giovannifoulmouth7205
      @giovannifoulmouth7205 3 роки тому +1

      Although you are now legally the winner, you'll have to take your winnings in tranches, can't take it all at once.

  • @mopman777
    @mopman777 3 роки тому +85

    Man, I really needed Stephen these last four years. It’s really exhausting to constantly have to argue about what’s real. Thanks for getting my through four years of gaslighting in this anti-science/reality/logic country!

  • @letalee
    @letalee 3 роки тому +33

    PLEASE GOD - Just let us be done with him. I can't deal with his insanity anymore.

    • @XwX1001
      @XwX1001 3 роки тому

      Amen to that, friend. If I never hear another one of his batshit crazy conspiracy theories ever again, it'll be WAAAY too soon.

  • @vitang7623
    @vitang7623 3 роки тому +17

    We definitely need to throw out the Big Orange Spoil Ham, it doesn't fit in the fridge.

  • @billmurray7473
    @billmurray7473 3 роки тому +604

    Stephen doesn't need an audience.
    He's got his NUMBER ONE FAN
    Right There in the room.

    • @hbhtcr5707
      @hbhtcr5707 3 роки тому +13

      Knowing bill Murray there’s like a 41% chance of this being the real bill Murray lmao

    • @lh2988
      @lh2988 3 роки тому +3

      IKR ❤️

    • @roxannemaggiacomo4513
      @roxannemaggiacomo4513 3 роки тому +53

      ...she who laughed out loud when he declared himself sexiest man alive : ).

    • @Chrisko1492
      @Chrisko1492 3 роки тому +53

      Their relationship is so lovely. I love it when she‘s there and laughing and you can tell, Stephen loves it too 🥰

    • @talizorahnarrayya8166
      @talizorahnarrayya8166 3 роки тому +39

      ikr i think its so cute how his wife sits there laughing at his jokes its wholesome af

  • @BoshPlays
    @BoshPlays 3 роки тому +84

    Hearing Evie laugh at all Stephen's jokes was exactly what I needed.

  • @kellyw.4805
    @kellyw.4805 3 роки тому +53

    Not everyone in Texas voted for Trump. You're welcome. In addition, many of us don't want to see Governor Abbott elected for another term. I'm a native Texan and we are not all idiots and assholes.

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 3 роки тому +3

      I have a good friend in Texas and she is likewise commendably sane. 😉
      We know.
      And thank you for voting on behalf of rest - of - world 👍

    • @momcatwoo
      @momcatwoo 3 роки тому +4

      Some amazing people in Texas!

    • @amandakymweger
      @amandakymweger 3 роки тому +3

      I totally agree there has been too much generalisation.Each individual is like a snowflake under a microscope.Beautiful and unique and deserving of respect.Why because what you mirror make a difference to the world.Charater is not overrated it's essential.An Aussie Christian

    • @lemonsky5378
      @lemonsky5378 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you. 6th generation Texan here and one of a long line of Democrats, including my father. One of my neighbors had Biden/Harris signs all over their property. We're not all ignorant, race-baiting fascists.

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 3 роки тому +1

      @@lemonsky5378 a very good friend of mine is from Texas and hates Trump. Thanks to you for pointing out that Texas doesn't equal Trump (I'm a German resident in UK)

  • @terrijeanxoc
    @terrijeanxoc 3 роки тому +9

    I love how you can still make your wife laugh on set

  • @caligirlbailey7631
    @caligirlbailey7631 3 роки тому +1703

    Imagine if Hillary pulled this tantrum throwing childish bs 4 years ago when she lost MI by far less and yet won the popular vote

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 3 роки тому +162

      Imagine Trump winning the popular vote and still losing the election. 😆
      The cult would habe lost its shit lmao

    • @bulletproofair
      @bulletproofair 3 роки тому +120

      Haha...not only that but imagine she had 3 husbands with kids from all of them and paid $120k to keep a porn star quiet....

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 3 роки тому +2

      Still 4 more years 🤣

    • @otakuman706
      @otakuman706 3 роки тому +16

      @Claude Nine 🤦‍♂️

    • @karenmbbaxter
      @karenmbbaxter 3 роки тому +9

      @Claude Nine huh?

  • @LolXd-ez9mr
    @LolXd-ez9mr 3 роки тому +1202

    “Florida is America’s cheating boyfriend. Why do we always think we can change him?” 🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @arrietty1619
      @arrietty1619 3 роки тому +38

      Oh, Florida ...

    • @loonabestkpopgroup7376
      @loonabestkpopgroup7376 3 роки тому +39

      And Texas as well..

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint 3 роки тому +24

      Their economy needs travel and everything the pandemic is hurting so...I don't agree but I understand how our boyfriend acts that way lol I'm enabling

    • @hayleyava7398
      @hayleyava7398 3 роки тому +8

      Lol Yep😆🤔

    • @erikolsen1333
      @erikolsen1333 3 роки тому +9

      Have you seen the disaster relief memes regarding Florida

  • @debsanders3963
    @debsanders3963 3 роки тому +7

    Stephen Colbert is one of the only things keeping me sane this year.

  • @damienramseur5669
    @damienramseur5669 3 роки тому +14

    "We were winning everithing!" But then they start counting

  • @shauniebnaturalista6672
    @shauniebnaturalista6672 3 роки тому +539

    Biden is on the doorstep. C'mon, Nevada. Mama needs a new pair of First Families!!!🇺🇲

    • @annebryony1406
      @annebryony1406 3 роки тому

      Isnt it intresting how pepole will spend $50k on a brand new
      car or $70k in students loans without thinking twice, yet too
      scared to invest $5k into stocks or their business?
      Isnt it crazy how people are more willing to take on personal debt than invet??
      Many people have it all backwards.
      Are you a complete beginner to investing and have no idea where to begin?
      You can reach me via the comment box or send me a friend request let’s make the best of whatever we can.

    • @kingchuckfinley
      @kingchuckfinley 3 роки тому +43

      @@annebryony1406 come on bruh. Not now.

    • @ronnieking3848
      @ronnieking3848 3 роки тому +23

      And just like that, Jill moved from Second Lady to First Lady. And Melania went down in the poles 😜

    • @mallen5195
      @mallen5195 3 роки тому +14

      Nevada was allowed to mail their ballots until the 3rd. It'll take a day, or two✌

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 3 роки тому +7

      @@annebryony1406 that was random.

  • @Flashtone08
    @Flashtone08 3 роки тому +180

    Hit those converatives with "All Votes Matter" they love it.

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 3 роки тому +8

      Genius!

    • @DBMe33
      @DBMe33 3 роки тому +7

      Excellent 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @ltlwatcher
      @ltlwatcher 3 роки тому +6

      I like it 👍👍👍

  • @awhellyeah12
    @awhellyeah12 3 роки тому +2

    The laughter in the background Is so cute

  • @geronimotalo2002
    @geronimotalo2002 3 роки тому +118

    The wife laughing at that sexiest man alive bit was priceless.

  • @GrubbyPigeon
    @GrubbyPigeon 3 роки тому +384

    Can we keep his wife? Her random giggling makes it so much better

    • @brigittem2231
      @brigittem2231 3 роки тому +23

      They’re so cute💗

    • @goggleheroomegamaple820
      @goggleheroomegamaple820 3 роки тому +4

      at this point i think shes more american than he is

    • @soylencer
      @soylencer 3 роки тому +3

      The stripper joke was a giggle-getter ua-cam.com/video/rJo8lSiHypA/v-deo.html

    • @myko740
      @myko740 3 роки тому

      Agreed 😂

    • @brianmozeti7551
      @brianmozeti7551 3 роки тому

      A message from your pal Biden: ua-cam.com/video/WGRnhBmHYN0/v-deo.html

  • @tamikoestomo3275
    @tamikoestomo3275 3 роки тому +2

    God bless Evie and you, Stephen. I just love to hear her laugh.

  • @blibjorb
    @blibjorb 3 роки тому +22

    Let’s put this in a way Republicans can understand:
    A vote’s life begins when it’s put in the envelope. It is God’s will to make sure it survives until it’s counted.

  • @AgeClips
    @AgeClips 3 роки тому +196

    I'm totally stressed out and I'm not even an American 😂

    • @stevenewart3873
      @stevenewart3873 3 роки тому +11

      I hear you

    • @lilxsweet
      @lilxsweet 3 роки тому +11

      Omg! I know what you mean, Idc who it is, just want orange man gone.

    • @jessefisher1809
      @jessefisher1809 3 роки тому +6

      Totally man. I felt so high strung on election day. And righfully so. The result of this election is going to have a long lasting effect on the whole world.

    • @cacaty3262
      @cacaty3262 3 роки тому +6

      Same here and I'm from London

    • @midnight8341
      @midnight8341 3 роки тому +13

      Same here, I'm from Germany. I keep refreshing the live ticker to see if Nevada is already decided and it stresses me out SO MUCH.
      I just want this orange turd to be gone...

  • @JamesOfKS
    @JamesOfKS 3 роки тому +115

    There's so much good footage of Lindsey Graham being on both sides of any issue. Someone should put together a montage of him arguing with himself.

    • @daumatk
      @daumatk 3 роки тому +6

      Stephen Cobert's Wife laughing when he declares himself SEXIEST MAN ALIVE is just so funny

    • @AhavaMath
      @AhavaMath 3 роки тому +6

      I second this motion. That video would be hilarious.

    • @amandakymweger
      @amandakymweger 3 роки тому

      No don't encourage him less he say better for Americans psyche like trump.

  • @telmadorcey7272
    @telmadorcey7272 3 роки тому +44

    I love Stephen's joke about being the sexiest man in America, he shows a very unflattering photo and his wife Evie laughs in the background. 😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @wiscogirl81
    @wiscogirl81 3 роки тому +1

    I have never been more proud to say I am from WISCONSIN!!!! Excluding that we are a COVID Hotspot
    #proudbluecheesehead!!!!

  • @hittingyouoverthehead
    @hittingyouoverthehead 3 роки тому +706

    After humiliating himself for 4 years in front of the whole world, you'd think Trump would want to leave with some dignity but no. He has to go out kicking and screaming.

    • @Themercyify
      @Themercyify 3 роки тому +10

      The whole world loves Trump because he's not a coward like Obama & Biden they apologize apologize apologize. The strongest nation on the planet to apologize give me a break you must be kidding.

    • @nathanlopez7894
      @nathanlopez7894 3 роки тому +11

      @@Themercyify you can't argue with biden supports because they have no idea who they are voting for they just listen to the media, the media is always right for them.... It's sad they are just voting for not trump....

    • @fahmizzzzzz
      @fahmizzzzzz 3 роки тому +64

      You make the mistake when you think Trump or any of his family members has any dignity

    • @phatmhat9174
      @phatmhat9174 3 роки тому +1

      Here's what the libs have done for 4 years:
      ua-cam.com/video/VghTyqcn0ko/v-deo.html

    • @Karl_Drogo55
      @Karl_Drogo55 3 роки тому +23

      He's never had dignity

  • @briangruenewald7536
    @briangruenewald7536 3 роки тому +494

    I don’t know what I like more: the fact that Biden just might win the election, or how much Stephen’s wife laughs at his jokes. A man who can make his lady laugh is a keeper. So wholesome ❤️

    • @jessefisher1809
      @jessefisher1809 3 роки тому +44

      I'm glad joe biden is winning but I'm kind of depressed its this close. Somebody like trump should not win more than 10% of the vote. There is a serious problem in america.

    • @helloken
      @helloken 3 роки тому +7

      I loved that too. The best laugh-track you can ask for!

    • @penguaillea7186
      @penguaillea7186 3 роки тому +6

      I like her a ton, but I’m certainly more happy about Biden.

    • @MacGuyver85
      @MacGuyver85 3 роки тому +15

      @@jessefisher1809 Indeed. As someone from Europe I’m baffled it’s this close. I just don’t understand why anyone would vote for Agent Orange. The man, nay, child is a conman, a liar, a crook, a bully and only interested in himself. His behavior stinks of a would be dictator. So having half your country vote for someone like that? Crazy!
      I guess it’s true, America, either you die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.
      Good luck!

    • @Stralia_Silvuh
      @Stralia_Silvuh 3 роки тому +4

      I love it, too. It’s adorable!

  • @slodose
    @slodose 3 роки тому +2

    You are a funny man! Great to have your wife in the studio 👍

  • @whachamacallitis
    @whachamacallitis 3 роки тому +41

    Unbelievable that so many people in the U.S. voted for this clown. I think this reflects the widespread inability of engaging in critical analysis.... the American educational system has failed us miserably.

  • @tamarrosenberg5245
    @tamarrosenberg5245 3 роки тому +53

    i love hearing Colbert's wife laugh in the background and seeing his response to it!

    • @grungehamster8
      @grungehamster8 3 роки тому +2

      It's strange how quickly I got used to late night shows without laughter and now how refreshing it is to hear it again. The best is that it's real laughter! Let's never go back to laugh tracks

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 3 роки тому

      @@grungehamster8 -- I don't know why people keep saying this thing about laugh tracks. Did you not see the jam-packed audiences in the Ed Sullivan Theater when Colbert was doing the show on stage?

    • @grungehamster8
      @grungehamster8 3 роки тому

      @@ValerieJNorse I'm pretty exhausted these days, so I may not have phrase my thoughts clearly. I was speaking more broadly about my hope that talk shows/ late night shows won't utilize laugh tracks when they're able to resume filming in front of an audience. I'm not looking for an argument, that's all I have to say.

  • @PBH75
    @PBH75 3 роки тому +85

    When this nightmare is over, I am going to miss hearing his wife laugh at his jokes. It's so sweet and you can tell they really love one another. Just awesome.

  • @riverman9360
    @riverman9360 3 роки тому +1

    Aw, man! That, “I win! I win!” bit at the beginning made me laugh so hard!!!

    • @Beginstheman
      @Beginstheman 3 роки тому

      "GET OUTTA HERE!!! GET! GO! GET! HRRR! HRRR!!"

  • @beberivera7011
    @beberivera7011 3 роки тому +307

    I'm scared that were currently in a time, in THIS Country, that we have to talk about something so heinous!
    ALL OF THE VOTES MATTER!!!!

    • @redjellonian8126
      @redjellonian8126 3 роки тому +6

      All votes matter

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 3 роки тому

      @@redjellonian8126 AVM lol, maybe a little racist, too How dare you!

    • @Cruxispal
      @Cruxispal 3 роки тому

      @mitebg I mean, it probably won't matter, but Al Gross has an outside chance to win the Senate which would help Democrats (kind of) seize control of the Senate if they win one other senate seat.

    • @luckymouse1988
      @luckymouse1988 3 роки тому +2

      Americans like to pat themselves on their backs about how democratic they are, but truth is, with gerrymandering and other voter suppression tactics, they're one of the least democratic countries of "the West".

    • @f9mike
      @f9mike 3 роки тому +1

      @@redjellonian8126 yes they do, black, asian, latino, LGBTQ, man, women, doesn't matter, every vote counts

  • @rboettger
    @rboettger 3 роки тому +38

    God bless you, Stephen. I am watching your YT clips every morning since Trump got elected. Together with my coffee, you always make my day. Fingers crossed from Ireland.

  • @solitare4602
    @solitare4602 3 роки тому +3

    0:32 "Moron that later" I see what you did there.

  • @PJ-vh6jr
    @PJ-vh6jr 3 роки тому +41

    He actually spelled Poles with a capital P so actually, he's referring to the Polish.

    • @PJ-vh6jr
      @PJ-vh6jr 3 роки тому +2

      everyone knows the Poles never close.

    • @pammcintyre5344
      @pammcintyre5344 3 роки тому

      PJ, its polls

    • @Outside85
      @Outside85 3 роки тому +1

      @@PJ-vh6jr Well, in Europe if they do, it means you aren't paying them the agreed amount and they will leave you with a half-finished bathroom.

  • @Gothic0ctopus
    @Gothic0ctopus 3 роки тому +199

    Man I needed Stephen's humor in the midst of this 24 hour panic attack

    • @lauragn4300
      @lauragn4300 3 роки тому +8

      Breathe Teagan breathe honey... It's going to be alright🤗💙🇺🇸

    • @kaelthunderhoof5619
      @kaelthunderhoof5619 3 роки тому

      You also need a wife to get those jokes to. Hahaha

    • @LTUgamelox
      @LTUgamelox 3 роки тому

      Trump 2020

    • @bearbear4030
      @bearbear4030 3 роки тому +1

      Teagan Rogers only 24 hours? Gee I’ve been in panic attack mode for months lol 😂

  • @CatsMeowPaw
    @CatsMeowPaw 3 роки тому +37

    Stephen, as an Australian I would like to thank you for doing your part to remove Donald Trump from office, while also giving us a good laugh at the same time. Now that's what I call a win-win situation.

    • @alexwarner6111
      @alexwarner6111 3 роки тому

      Looking good for Biden and betting agencies have already paid out, but I’m still nervous until it all becomes official.

  • @SergioSantos-nx6mk
    @SergioSantos-nx6mk 3 роки тому +57

    Can’t believe the “president’ does not understand that counting votes is what democracy is all about.

    • @gerardt3284
      @gerardt3284 3 роки тому +1

      Legitimate votes

    • @orsmplus
      @orsmplus 3 роки тому +9

      he understands, it's just that democracy isn't what he wants.

    • @JB-zs1oq
      @JB-zs1oq 3 роки тому +1

      Just so long all the votes counted are all for him.

    • @gerardt3284
      @gerardt3284 3 роки тому

      @Joel Sattler Nah that was Obama. Look at what he did to Syria and Libya.

  • @AuntieCreed
    @AuntieCreed 3 роки тому +2

    I love when his wife is in studio with him, I can always hear her giggling at his jokes. They have such a great relationship and it's cool to see. :)

  • @gogoartandfilms1582
    @gogoartandfilms1582 3 роки тому +165

    This week we show that criminal that he can't cheat his way through everything. You're FIRED bunker boy!

    • @guiniverebehounek6174
      @guiniverebehounek6174 3 роки тому

      Omg I love Randy rainbow! He is so awesome and bunker boy is amazing!

    • @queenmary9611
      @queenmary9611 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/YFod7a15xDw/v-deo.html

    • @skoll_5682
      @skoll_5682 3 роки тому +1

      He’s gotta go down and switch off the lights first.

    • @JB-zs1oq
      @JB-zs1oq 3 роки тому +1

      Just a question out of curiosity. Who opens up youtube links that are given with no comment?

  • @KatMatthews91
    @KatMatthews91 3 роки тому +205

    The amount of red that’s on the map makes me sick. As a Latina woman I’m extremely perplexed 🤔 who looks back at the last 4 years and says “4 more years, please”

    • @GreaterSociety
      @GreaterSociety 3 роки тому +16

      Lol there's a shit ton of Latinos who support Trump. For some reason

    • @billyagpalo6519
      @billyagpalo6519 3 роки тому

      *WA

    • @edaj1990
      @edaj1990 3 роки тому +20

      Some people will always vote for their party no matter what, or only vote that way because of one issue (immigration, abortion, etc.).

    • @KatMatthews91
      @KatMatthews91 3 роки тому +4

      @@edaj1990 u right, boo.

    • @brianmozeti7551
      @brianmozeti7551 3 роки тому +2

      THRUTH: If you count ALL of TRUMP states. He wins 272 to 264. And that’s giving NV, MI and WI to Sleepy Joke!

  • @rutherfordcamps3584
    @rutherfordcamps3584 3 роки тому +2

    As a Rhode Islander, I appreciate the acknowledgement of our existence

  • @morespamfortom
    @morespamfortom 3 роки тому +1

    Love the Graham piece at the end. So good!

  • @jimmyguitar2933
    @jimmyguitar2933 3 роки тому +189

    It's cute that Stephen's wife still laughs at his jokes.

    • @JohnnyBGood11
      @JohnnyBGood11 3 роки тому +1

      Colbert paid her just like he pays her to have sex with him...LOL

    • @Blafina
      @Blafina 3 роки тому +3

      They’re so cute together

    • @jamessuraciart
      @jamessuraciart 3 роки тому

      Kinda unprofessional to bring one's wife to work...

  • @anp1609
    @anp1609 3 роки тому +1265

    Trump be like:
    “Very suspicious how I was leading until they started counting my opponents votes. Fraud!!”

    • @carolineyartey8211
      @carolineyartey8211 3 роки тому +22

      Yes, stupid as stupid gets!

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 3 роки тому +51

      it's horrible, what they're doing, the counting, have you heard about this, after the election, still counting, covid covid covid, voter fraud ballot mail woman man person camera tv

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 роки тому +14

      ​@@silverblue73 Woah. Silversaint - you sound terrible presidential right there. Why didn't YOU run - You seem to have the bestest words ever...

    • @anyimejia9729
      @anyimejia9729 3 роки тому +7

      @@robertnett9793 the sarcasm on is comment is priceless

    • @kevincrady2831
      @kevincrady2831 3 роки тому +17

      "We were ahead at the end of the 5th inning, a beautiful, tremendous lead. But then they went and had another inning, and the other team is scoring runs! FRAUD!"

  • @louiseobrien2010
    @louiseobrien2010 3 роки тому +38

    Message to Trump - democracy is about counting ALL of the votes.

    • @brianmozeti7551
      @brianmozeti7551 3 роки тому

      A message from your pal Biden: ua-cam.com/video/WGRnhBmHYN0/v-deo.html

    • @cero2277
      @cero2277 3 роки тому

      US isn’t a democracy, it’s a republic. Are you so stupid that you don’t know the difference?

    • @TheFalloftheWish
      @TheFalloftheWish 3 роки тому +1

      Including the votes from my dead great grandmother that was born in 1900, and my cat that died 12 years ago

    • @bigernmccracken712
      @bigernmccracken712 3 роки тому

      Especially ALL of the fake ones, right comrade?

  • @thetravelingteach
    @thetravelingteach 3 роки тому +2

    I love that his wife is there and giggling. She loves him so much. 🥰

  • @jphwang1312
    @jphwang1312 3 роки тому +67

    I'm so glad to be here for this group therapy session with y'all.

    • @SerafEnd
      @SerafEnd 3 роки тому +6

      Me too :)

    • @larazanz
      @larazanz 3 роки тому +4

      Me 3!

    • @GdHr-oz5ph
      @GdHr-oz5ph 3 роки тому +2

      I ping pong between stephen and Glenn kirschner. 😀👍

    • @jules7558
      @jules7558 3 роки тому +3

      I'm with Stephen. Pass the Xanax.

    • @djelliott1156
      @djelliott1156 3 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @louiscolas492
    @louiscolas492 3 роки тому +167

    Melania is preparing her divorce papers at this moment

    • @marthaconner1550
      @marthaconner1550 3 роки тому

      Rah right!!

    • @kennethhumpf6502
      @kennethhumpf6502 3 роки тому +10

      She will be taking Barron and moving to Europe.

    • @WarblesOnALot
      @WarblesOnALot 3 роки тому +1

      @@kennethhumpf6502
      G'day,
      Nope, Europe is locked down, and nobody on Earth is permitting US CitiZens to enter their Nations.
      Malaena and her mongrel-bred bastard-brat will have to stay and stew in Trumpy's festering juices.
      Such is Life.
      ;-p
      Ciao !

    • @avedic
      @avedic 3 роки тому +12

      No. She's. Not.
      I keep saying this.....but, stop letting her off the hook.
      She willingly bought into all this a LONG time ago, and hasn't budge one inch.
      She's entirely culpable. Stop acting like she's not an adult who know full well what she's doing. Stop it. Just STOP already.

    • @goodtimes8975
      @goodtimes8975 3 роки тому +2

      Her Boyfriend voted for Biden👍

  • @jennystenger935
    @jennystenger935 3 роки тому +1

    Your monologue on 11-5 was hilarious!!!

  • @kimharris3834
    @kimharris3834 3 роки тому +9

    Its about time Trump picked his toys up off the floor, puts them back in his pram, stops sulking and behaving like a spoilt brat. Obviously he was never told no as a child.

  •  3 роки тому +448

    Stephen Cobert's Wife laughing when he declares himself SEXIEST MAN ALIVE is just so funny

    • @UnopinionatedBystander2393
      @UnopinionatedBystander2393 3 роки тому +18

      She's a doll!

    • @korrbear9980
      @korrbear9980 3 роки тому

      Is it?

    • @korrbear9980
      @korrbear9980 3 роки тому +1

      @Greg Gilly So CRINGE!

    • @joecamel914
      @joecamel914 3 роки тому +32

      @Greg Gilly A wife laughing at her husband's joke is cultist behavior? Man, I bet dinnertime is fun at your house.

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 3 роки тому +11

      @Greg Gilly Only a virgin Trump Simp would think a girl laughing at her baes joke is cult behavior.
      As your orange daddy says: "SO SAD."

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 3 роки тому +241

    Don't worry Stephen, we all know that the queen Evie is in the building. We're in love with her giggles in the background during the monologue

    • @helenhampton722
      @helenhampton722 3 роки тому +1

      Evie thinks you are #1 in the Sexy Sphere!

  • @ireneb9403
    @ireneb9403 3 роки тому

    Thank you SO MUCH for puting yourself on line and speak up.....we all appreciate that so MUCH ...

    • @ireneb9403
      @ireneb9403 3 роки тому

      AND...on Thursday it was so moving to watch you ....I'm your FAN forever....!!!! And hilarious as usual

  • @johnley.youtube
    @johnley.youtube 3 роки тому +1

    Stephen Colbert is gold ✨👏🏼✨

  • @hms3412
    @hms3412 3 роки тому +31

    I love how his wife laughs at his jokes. so beautiful and so cute.

  • @jesseb-k8220
    @jesseb-k8220 3 роки тому +43

    *humble brag* the Secretary of State in PA is my aunt (check our last names). I am really proud of what she’s done in making sure this is a fair election, keep up the amazing work!!

    • @ronnieking3848
      @ronnieking3848 3 роки тому +3

      Americans know we have to wait for every legal vote to be counted. Tell your aunt Hello from Texas!

    • @alysiareid6659
      @alysiareid6659 3 роки тому +1

      She is awesome

    • @lauragn4300
      @lauragn4300 3 роки тому +2

      Right on Jessie💙🇺🇸

    • @cynthiacopland8634
      @cynthiacopland8634 3 роки тому +1

      Great Family 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @karenmbbaxter
      @karenmbbaxter 3 роки тому +1

      I'm straight so don't get the wrong idea butttttt she is really pretty a smart too.

  • @rparl
    @rparl 3 роки тому +2

    Count every ballot and climb every mountain.

  • @ghost4548
    @ghost4548 3 роки тому

    "WE MUST STOP THE MEATS!".... LOVE IT!... nothing (except 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?!") might have stated it better. I STILL love your show Steve.... keep it alive!

  • @nicole4779
    @nicole4779 3 роки тому +79

    Does anyone else enjoy Steve’s wife’s laughter just as much as the monologue? 😂😌

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +98

    Who's surprised Donnie doesn't understand counting... I mean, really...

  • @cheryla9834
    @cheryla9834 3 роки тому +2

    Stephen, omg this was your best ever!!!!!! Hilarious!!!! you are awesome

  • @carlgrosspietschii9828
    @carlgrosspietschii9828 3 роки тому +3

    “Stress eat all our kid’s Halloween candy “ .....guilty.

  • @Falcon9Block5
    @Falcon9Block5 3 роки тому +186

    Hearing people laugh in the background makes this kinda wholesome

    • @Fluffisnoterm
      @Fluffisnoterm 3 роки тому +9

      Going by the comments here, it seems that’s his wife.

    • @Falcon9Block5
      @Falcon9Block5 3 роки тому +9

      @@Fluffisnoterm I love that! That's adorable!

    • @shadoudirges
      @shadoudirges 3 роки тому +4

      It's the genuinely captured reactions emoted that adds a more satisfying layer to things like this.

    • @Resinpro
      @Resinpro 3 роки тому +1

      Yep it’s his wife(and sound/video crew at times) she’s got a great laugh AND you can see the twinkle in Stevens eye when he looks over on the punchlines

    • @Falcon9Block5
      @Falcon9Block5 3 роки тому +2

      @@Resinpro Yep she has a really nice laugh. Like hearing an audience laugh is nice but for me, just hearing a small group of people being genuine and 100% comfotable at home and laughing is a much nicer thing. I'm not saying Steven with an audience is not genuine, ig im tryna say that hearings his wife and the few others helping him record laughing just adds a really "homey" feel to it. :D

  • @langolier9
    @langolier9 3 роки тому +6

    Thank you Wisconsin you redeemed yourself just like Michigan has my home state you know with THAT woman🌹

  • @telalong5254
    @telalong5254 3 роки тому

    just caught the flag behind you, Mr. Colbert. brilliant.

  • @Beginstheman
    @Beginstheman 3 роки тому +1

    0:22 GET OUTTA HERE!!! GET! GO! GET! HRRR! HRRR!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackday1013
    @blackday1013 3 роки тому +65

    I'm still anxious about Arizona. I think I'm going to continue to be drunk at least until we know for sure. Maybe afterwards too

    • @gamer7916
      @gamer7916 3 роки тому +6

      I think they’re currently processing mail in votes in Arizona. If that’s the case, then there’s no chance of Trump winning, since Trump told his supporters not to mail in their votes and to vote in person instead.

    • @balajay8921
      @balajay8921 3 роки тому +3

      Wouldn't it be nice if it were McCain's state that dumped Trump...?

    • @aceichner
      @aceichner 3 роки тому

      @juve man Americanized form of the German surname Klausner. It meant a hermit and actually has its roots in Latin. UA-cam's parent company also has an internet search business named after 10 raised to the hundredth power. You would not believe all the stuff you can learn. Or you could just continue to show off you ignorance and laziness.
      Hm, I'm probably going out on a limb here, but do you tend to vote republican?

  • @SuhoPak
    @SuhoPak 3 роки тому +99

    These last 2 days feel like purgatory.

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 3 роки тому +2

      Truely. Drinking and walking in the park.

    • @pianotunez3737
      @pianotunez3737 3 роки тому

      among us piano... ua-cam.com/video/jeV9JRRxloE/v-deo.html (i am not the creator, you don't have to watch it, dont give owner hate) 🤍

    • @SuhoPak
      @SuhoPak 3 роки тому

      @orphan 200 come on man, count those votes. Come on man!!!

  • @kamalaworth9943
    @kamalaworth9943 3 роки тому +2

    I told you, Mr President, you're fired!

  • @SisterSherryDoingStuff
    @SisterSherryDoingStuff 3 роки тому +2

    I love Evie's laugh!! Please keep her there after covid!!!

  • @alariel85
    @alariel85 3 роки тому +23

    Evie is here! Stephen always looks happiest when he makes Evie laugh out loud 😊

  • @MrJoshanthony734313
    @MrJoshanthony734313 3 роки тому +38

    I love Evie's laugh in the background!

    • @Casper-fl1wy
      @Casper-fl1wy 3 роки тому

      March of the Mindless - Casper
      An ANTI-Q and MAGAt Anthem
      These people are f*cking bonkers.
      ua-cam.com/video/6I4YB2sARi4/v-deo.html
      Please share.

  • @nebulakosmic4997
    @nebulakosmic4997 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the disses on RI, being a Rhode Islander, I can assure you, we are a tiny ass state

  • @pontiuspilot9301
    @pontiuspilot9301 2 роки тому

    It's Feb 14th 2022! Love the rapport between Stephen and Evie! Happy Valentine's day to the Colberts! Btw Ive been binge watching the old shows from the closet! Compared to the news today these are a breath of hope and fresh air. Peace and Love dear friend Stay safe!

  • @darthjump
    @darthjump 3 роки тому +109

    I am german and even i couldn´t sleep for the past 48 hours.

    • @porfiriato84
      @porfiriato84 3 роки тому +4

      Hey man
      Props to Germany for creating the show Dark. Easily in my top 5 ever!! I was mind blown.

    • @mikaeladonges9102
      @mikaeladonges9102 3 роки тому +14

      I'm Australian and the same. Worried for the americans..how can so many people vote for that orange narcissistic dickhead..

    • @maestrovso
      @maestrovso 3 роки тому

      If you happen to have shares with Deutsche Bank, I can certainly understand why. The bank just might be able to foreclose on the few hundreds of millions Trump owed by seizing his properties soon.

    • @laurie6123
      @laurie6123 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for your brotherhood in this time of great uncertainty!

    • @Cmmf_
      @Cmmf_ 3 роки тому

      @@mikaeladonges9102 american here, they just dont care.

  • @DoubleOBond
    @DoubleOBond 3 роки тому +45

    Nevada, we're all gambling on you tonight.

  • @NoraGermain
    @NoraGermain 3 роки тому +17

    need a new name for dictators. "strong men" is not accurate. they are weak as hell. compassion makes a person strong!

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 3 роки тому

      Yes. That's why it's funny. That's irony.

    • @anthony452
      @anthony452 3 роки тому

      Seems like most people need to learn what the word dictator actually means first. You can't vote out dictators 🤷

  • @tesswinker2482
    @tesswinker2482 3 роки тому

    Greetings from Minnesota! Stay safe everyone!

  • @cmartin5784
    @cmartin5784 3 роки тому +27

    Stephen is the luckiest man alive....listening to his wife's laugh is so cute...love it!

  • @justinjauernig8675
    @justinjauernig8675 Рік тому +3

    That was the best thing I have ever heard from Lindsey Graham

  • @Karl_Drogo55
    @Karl_Drogo55 3 роки тому +59

    Him claiming there’s cheating going while he’s cheated the country millions of dollars with his TAX EVASION is baffling..
    Saying you won the election that early last night while he was ahead is like a basketball team saying in the 1st quarter “Guys were up right now and winning this game but they want to continue running the clock and adding scorers points well into the 2nd 3rd and even 4th quarter , can you believe that??”

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 3 роки тому +4

      He's cheating the nation millions by simply golfing. I think it was about 140 milion dollars last I checked. Rep voters will tell you that's less than 50cents per citizen and they gladly pay for that. They would however get a melt down if the Democrats were to give 50cents to homeless people.

  • @loopmasta5104
    @loopmasta5104 3 роки тому

    Thank you Mr. Colbert for making me believe in America again. Greetings from Germany.

  • @ekbrandon93
    @ekbrandon93 3 роки тому +4

    Evie laughing off camera is the best part of this video, especially when she laughs in response to Stephen claiming himself to be the sexiest man alive

  • @HelloDollies
    @HelloDollies 3 роки тому +39

    I love how Evie cracks up in the background all the time. I’m going to be sad when he’s back in the studio and no longer playing off of her reactions.

    • @Earthpsalm
      @Earthpsalm 3 роки тому +3

      They are seriously the most adorable couple.

  • @T.Aa90
    @T.Aa90 3 роки тому +66

    I don’t live in America and I follow this election closer than when we have our own. I needed To hear Evie laugh today.

  • @snailz1324
    @snailz1324 3 роки тому +1

    my my... how the turn tables have turned...

  • @recovered4life
    @recovered4life 3 роки тому

    I really love Mrs. Colbert's laughing off to the side. Please let us keep her there always. :)

  • @proxy7362
    @proxy7362 3 роки тому +157

    Can't wait to see "you're fired" trending on Twitter but it's to Trump haha.

    • @wherearethemoderates175
      @wherearethemoderates175 3 роки тому +10

      Great political cartoon with Uncle Sam or maybe Lady Liberty handing him a pink slip. “You’re Fired!!”

    • @arrietty1619
      @arrietty1619 3 роки тому +5

      Fauci to Trump:

    • @cmpl24
      @cmpl24 3 роки тому +2

      As well as the word “Karma”

    • @izzalp
      @izzalp 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I have my GIF ready, just waiting to send to him😂😂

    • @proxy7362
      @proxy7362 3 роки тому +1

      Update: IT'S TRENDING! Wooo!