GOP Takes Baby Steps Towards Admitting The Reality That Joe Biden Is Our President-Elect

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  • Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
  • While the current president remains hunkered down at the White House reviewing legal strategies with Rudy Giuliani, Republican lawmakers like Sen. Marco Rubio are beginning to publicly admit the truth that Joe Biden will be sworn in as President in January. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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  • @TherealRoxanneW
    @TherealRoxanneW 3 роки тому +1970

    His wife's giggle is better than 10,000 laughs from strangers... do you know how funny you have to be to get your spouse to laugh...🤗

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 3 роки тому +84

      This is SO true...my husband and I've been together since 16 or so and random folks can laugh but there's NOTHING like your spouse enjoying your humor 🤗🧡

    • @JerKur18
      @JerKur18 3 роки тому +5

      As funny as me? 😊

    • @KB-wl4ip
      @KB-wl4ip 3 роки тому +35

      I'm always listening for her laugh lol

    • @helloismabye
      @helloismabye 3 роки тому +35

      She's just in love with him

    • @kaileygreen1631
      @kaileygreen1631 3 роки тому +45

      I think we should encourage Trump to go to Mar-a-Lago for Thanksgiving. Then, while he's out, we toss his stuff into boxes, put it out on the curb, and change the locks.

  • @erickrios7947
    @erickrios7947 3 роки тому +1825

    In non-related news... Stephen and his wife's relationship is adorable.

    • @smithjohn383
      @smithjohn383 3 роки тому +10

      Maybe but I'm still wondering how Evie "oh, absolutely" knows how hard Hemsworth is compared to Stephen.

    • @neceynecey4679
      @neceynecey4679 3 роки тому +13

      She seems to be making sure he eats well 😷😂😷

    • @angelatowler3962
      @angelatowler3962 3 роки тому +39

      Stephen’s wife laughing that much is 110% the wholesomeness we need

    • @jazlynaisya6425
      @jazlynaisya6425 3 роки тому +34

      @no fux have you seen the segment where he talked abt meeting his wife? the way that he talked abt her i'm sure they're each other's biggest fan lmao

    • @aconcernedcitizen5779
      @aconcernedcitizen5779 3 роки тому +3

      @@neceynecey4679 what the hell is wrong with you

  • @harolynattar9904
    @harolynattar9904 3 роки тому +35

    I love when Evy is in the room. Her laughter is infectious and I love that she has her glass of wine on stand by!🤣🍹

  • @olivia8980
    @olivia8980 3 роки тому +605

    Stephen's so clearly showing off for his wife and it's adorable.

    • @Vitriol-Divergent
      @Vitriol-Divergent 3 роки тому +11

      I mean, who wouldn't?

    • @serious.business
      @serious.business 3 роки тому +1

      Examples? Or you're making it up

    • @Amaya313
      @Amaya313 3 роки тому

      YES! :D

    • @gfear24
      @gfear24 3 роки тому +26

      To be fair, her infectious laugh has made her a star.

    • @lisajean228
      @lisajean228 3 роки тому +21

      She’s really the only audience that matters!

  • @PRDreams
    @PRDreams 3 роки тому +231

    His wife's giggles were magic. I enjoyed having someone laughing as much as we were. She is priceless.

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 3 роки тому +13

      Evie Colbert in the background is the best part of the covid era

    • @Fretless99
      @Fretless99 3 роки тому +3

      I am getting a little crush on Evie !
      Sorry Stephen C., I promise to be respectful

    • @kamleshpatel9685
      @kamleshpatel9685 3 роки тому +2

      Trump never pays his bills joke is on you Guliani

  • @markdobies6418
    @markdobies6418 3 роки тому +2178

    Isn’t this adorable with his wife laughing off camera? Relationship goals.

    • @haleynoelle2598
      @haleynoelle2598 3 роки тому +173

      Her giggling and him flirting with her during the show is the only thing keeping me going at this point tbh.

    • @Romanceguru
      @Romanceguru 3 роки тому +87

      It’s rare to see 2 people so completely suited for one another. ❤️

    • @deBASHmode
      @deBASHmode 3 роки тому +42

      She’s adorable. 🙂

    • @OtaconOcelot
      @OtaconOcelot 3 роки тому +27

      @Pete Mason yes lol I want it to stay this way

    • @skoshman1
      @skoshman1 3 роки тому +64

      It's like he's putting on a show just for her, but we're invited. She is the (literally) audience proxy.

  • @currentxchange
    @currentxchange 3 роки тому +25

    The writers really knocked it out of the park with this one. Excellent.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 3 роки тому

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

    • @findingsolutions198
      @findingsolutions198 3 роки тому

      Bread and circus are getting better day by day

  • @dmc01
    @dmc01 3 роки тому +28

    Everytime Colbert makes a Tolkien reference, a Dwarf gets his wings

  • @sethd6485
    @sethd6485 3 роки тому +262

    Evie is ADORABLE. I live for the moments when she laughs at Stephen’s jokes in the background. Couple goals!

    • @JLM498
      @JLM498 3 роки тому +17

      Agreed! She’s so sweet!

    • @joelquintero6888
      @joelquintero6888 3 роки тому +8

      @josephcrsn I think we found the Frustrated Angry Virgin Guy with No friends!

    • @cameronkrause4712
      @cameronkrause4712 3 роки тому

      me too. though i do wonder if perhaps she's just drunk. she has that nice full laugh.

    • @shawnebk
      @shawnebk 3 роки тому

      AsinLoVeYUnz.link

    • @evelynmercado8444
      @evelynmercado8444 3 роки тому

      That’s my name, too!

  • @NameOfRain
    @NameOfRain 3 роки тому +639

    I think we should encourage Trump to go to Mar-a-Lago for Thanksgiving. Then, while he's out, we toss his stuff into boxes, put it out on the curb, and change the locks.

    • @alexbrown4426
      @alexbrown4426 3 роки тому +9

      No no, he's got a point.

    • @patrickrkruger
      @patrickrkruger 3 роки тому +53

      Now, now. The law states jan 20th at 12pm. Lets not start acting like republicans.

    • @noahwoodland1592
      @noahwoodland1592 3 роки тому +16

      Or we could just paint Black Lives Matter on his new outdoor white house walls. Would he tear 'em down or no?

    • @alexbrown4426
      @alexbrown4426 3 роки тому +7

      @@noahwoodland1592 should be the grey house anyways bruh

    • @estherpiry3913
      @estherpiry3913 3 роки тому +15

      Didn't he cancel it? he's afraid he can't go back to the big WH.

  • @laudysmartinez1475
    @laudysmartinez1475 3 роки тому +6

    Seeing Stephen being happier is very uplifting. It's a distinct difference from the shows before the election.

  • @cassandraveritas6573
    @cassandraveritas6573 3 роки тому +80

    This is why I filter most of my news through comedians, they tell the truth.

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 3 роки тому +2

      You honestly think this is all Colberts thoughts??? There’s at least half a dozen writers on this show.

    • @guiniverebehounek6174
      @guiniverebehounek6174 3 роки тому

      Yep.

    • @cassandraveritas6573
      @cassandraveritas6573 3 роки тому +2

      @@christopherrivas4403 I know how it works but in case others out there don't, thanks.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 3 роки тому

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

    • @findingsolutions198
      @findingsolutions198 3 роки тому

      🤣 i used to think like this before realize media are owned just by a little bunch of people

  • @Turuial
    @Turuial 3 роки тому +261

    Woohoo! Evie is here! Stephen is always so much happier when she's with him.

    • @coleenparsons4905
      @coleenparsons4905 3 роки тому +4

      I tune in to hear her laugh now. Thanks 2020?

    • @Turuial
      @Turuial 3 роки тому +2

      @@coleenparsons4905 Yep, yep, yep! I had to Google how they met after tonight's installment of quarantinewhile.

    • @Posiman
      @Posiman 3 роки тому +3

      ...And less drunk...

  • @DavidDOquendo
    @DavidDOquendo 3 роки тому +547

    The best audience member ever is Steven’s wife.

    • @FannyVonFluff
      @FannyVonFluff 3 роки тому +5

      She's a treasure

    • @buildsmall
      @buildsmall 3 роки тому

      @@FannyVonFluff? 3w234e
      RW to 53

    • @fourtwelve412
      @fourtwelve412 3 роки тому

      @Valo B I died

    • @oxenfree6192
      @oxenfree6192 3 роки тому +7

      What a great thing to have a spouse who supports you and still giggles at everything you say after many years of marriage.

    • @jeromefitzroy
      @jeromefitzroy 3 роки тому

      Poor wifey

  • @nicolethoff2920
    @nicolethoff2920 3 роки тому +35

    When she's there, his shows are better. We have the privilege to see his desire to shine for his wife

  • @bethgerz7757
    @bethgerz7757 3 роки тому +376

    Stephen Colbert doesn't need an audience. I think this venue suits him so much better. It's personal, professional, and sooo funny!

    • @bafflezbiz
      @bafflezbiz 3 роки тому +43

      I've said this from the beginning. So many of these shows/hosts fall flat without the tailored suits, boisterous audiences, flashy sets, and sharp cinematography. Somehow Colbert has maintained top quality and who needs a queued applauding audience when I'm already laughing? And of course we all love the charming dynamic of his wife giggling away from the eves...

    • @budjitresvalles6397
      @budjitresvalles6397 3 роки тому +3

      Indeed. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 3 роки тому +3

      it's so funny/cringe trying to watch *Jimmy Kimmel sometimes because he "Have to" have a small audience to laugh at his mostly NOT funny jokes* ..If it wasn't for Gilermo force laughing it would bomb

    • @charliec.8303
      @charliec.8303 3 роки тому +6

      I agree with you Beth Gerz. I was just thinking the same thing. He’s well suited to this kind of straight to the camera thing. He’s confident, composed, and most importantly, funny!

    • @cardboard87
      @cardboard87 3 роки тому +13

      Fully agree with everyone else. Stephen Colbert, Seth Myers, and John Oliver have excellent comedic timing, and need no audience. I'm sure they all miss their audiences though. They bring an energy that the hosts feed off of even though they add no value to the shows for me.

  • @Directorslashwriter
    @Directorslashwriter 3 роки тому +71

    I have to say, having Stephen's wife there gives me an extra bit of warmth. It feels that his whole purpose is to make his wife laugh, and that gives me the feels .

  • @babablacksheepdog
    @babablacksheepdog 3 роки тому +17

    "That tree looks like it went on its last march to Isengard." Gotta love a Tolkien fan.

  • @AustenObsessed
    @AustenObsessed 3 роки тому +11

    An episode where he sings, makes a Lord of the Ring reference and his wife laughed though out the monologue . . . . Excellent!

  • @maburg713
    @maburg713 3 роки тому +119

    I'm always happy when the Wife is here. She's got that adorable giggle, and he seems more "on fire" than usual. LOVE it!!

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 3 роки тому +5

      He puffs up when she laughs. It's adorable.

    • @bbingtube
      @bbingtube 3 роки тому +2

      I know *edit Evie has gotta stay! They are my relationship goals

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 3 роки тому +3

      Her name is Evie

    • @maburg713
      @maburg713 3 роки тому

      @@elenachristian9860 - I know, right?? Just so sweet!!

    • @maburg713
      @maburg713 3 роки тому

      @@bbingtube - Yep! He's *always* great, but he's immeasurably better when she's sitting on the couch, giving her opinion through her laughter ;)

  • @jdax21
    @jdax21 3 роки тому +435

    "Trump has a coup inside a coup. That's just coo coo!"
    I love the writers on this show...😁
    Admittedly, Colbert's jokes are always made even better by the delightful laughter of Colbert's wife.

    • @nilulal545
      @nilulal545 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @ShushanthPrabhu
      @ShushanthPrabhu 3 роки тому

      That's the best joke today

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 3 роки тому

      +jdax21 ~ 8yo little Richie has a brilliant future ahead. :-D

    • @LiquiProductions
      @LiquiProductions 3 роки тому

      Because a 2 year old could write these jokes?

    • @HimonoOnna90
      @HimonoOnna90 3 роки тому +2

      honestly their functioning relationship gives me life! Especially between all the chaos it's great to see them interact for even a few seconds.

  • @johnorosz7477
    @johnorosz7477 3 роки тому +87

    Electoral Colleges, Gerrymandering, Faithless Electors. American "democracy" is just infuriatingly absurd.

    • @Wylie288
      @Wylie288 3 роки тому +5

      We are a republic and always has been. Too many morons exist for a democracy to be a good idea

    • @CloverField83
      @CloverField83 3 роки тому +3

      @@Wylie288 All republics are democracies, not all democracies are republics

    • @Wylie288
      @Wylie288 3 роки тому

      @@CloverField83 The electoral college completely violates the definition of democracy. Republics are not democracies.

    • @CArnoldi1
      @CArnoldi1 3 роки тому

      I think a nation can be any combination of democracy and republic. Though I guess a republic without democracy would be exotic and difficult to implement.

    • @Iownly
      @Iownly 3 роки тому +2

      @@CArnoldi1 Jared is right. In political science republic is defined as a non monarchic regime. This includes dictatorships and aristocracies (a republic without democracy is not very exotic because there are plenty of dictatorships in the world). Democracy on the other hand means sovereignity of the people. Moreover, the electoral college is just another voting system - it does not contradict democracy at all.

  • @hekatsees9449
    @hekatsees9449 3 роки тому +107

    Colbert’s wife truly enjoys his humor... That is lovely...

  • @chandlervannoy815
    @chandlervannoy815 3 роки тому +226

    I love that all of Headlines that have Trumps name are marked “T****”

    • @TorchwoodPandP
      @TorchwoodPandP 3 роки тому +20

      Well, it has become a four-letter-word...
      Oh, sorry, they are still recounting

    • @mojataxko3802
      @mojataxko3802 3 роки тому +6

      Next, let's censored his face from any media coverage.

    • @BarryRowlingsonBaz
      @BarryRowlingsonBaz 3 роки тому +2

      @Nancy Lanno I noticed the T******** a few days ago - did he explain why they're doing that?

    • @matiakd
      @matiakd 3 роки тому +1

      @Nancy Lanno and again at 3:00

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 3 роки тому +9

      He mentioned about a month ago he won't print the president's name anymore.

  • @lynsmedstad4935
    @lynsmedstad4935 3 роки тому +4

    Loving your smile that has returned and you eyes are sparkling! As a Canadian I have been following you and hoping that things would turn out well. As a Canadian I and millions of others are so happy for you and your country!

  • @makeup_n_melmakeup_n_mel225
    @makeup_n_melmakeup_n_mel225 3 роки тому +317

    Your wife makes this show now! Her giggles are better than any laugh track.

    • @waltbenson4391
      @waltbenson4391 3 роки тому

      Just a fool laughing at another fool.

    • @cautemoc4624
      @cautemoc4624 3 роки тому +13

      @@waltbenson4391 Mom! They're making fun of meee! Make them stoOOop!

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 3 роки тому +8

      Hope she's on the payroll now! She's the best!

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 3 роки тому +4

      @@waltbenson4391 and you're watching why????

    • @Earthpsalm
      @Earthpsalm 3 роки тому +1

      Yes! We need her at every show!!!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 3 роки тому +20

    Something tells me we should be looking into Mr. Graham's amazing come-from-behind win in SC.

  • @kathleenallopenna9224
    @kathleenallopenna9224 3 роки тому +57

    Trump was never concerned about human life. He has proven it several times throughout his time in office. How anyone can think he is a decent person is beyond me. I'm so glad he's out of there😑

    • @Micaela1527
      @Micaela1527 3 роки тому

      Kathleen Allopenna.. Biden supports abortion.. while Trump has defunded many abortion clinics and shut them down

    • @kathleenallopenna9224
      @kathleenallopenna9224 3 роки тому +1

      @@Micaela1527 this man lies about everything. He is the father of lies. I truly believe this. That's why he spewed disease everywhere he went. He refused to protect the American people. He has his own agenda him and the swamp rats in office. He's lied about the election and everyone says it's legal. He will be the downfall of us all.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 3 роки тому

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

  • @Beezer.D.B.
    @Beezer.D.B. 3 роки тому +95

    He canceled his trip to Mar-a-Lago because he was afraid the WH doors would be locked when he got back.

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 3 роки тому +5

      It was because he knew his time as president is coming to an end and wanted to spend his last Christmas in the White House. It’s sad.

    • @Beezer.D.B.
      @Beezer.D.B. 3 роки тому +4

      @@dr.g3860 - It actually is sad. And I don't know if you meant that sarcastically or actually, but it is sad. My thoughts though, regardless, are that he could do so much right now, and do good things in his final days there, as opposed to the tear-down he's doing. So I have very little sympathy...save this much --->

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 3 роки тому +4

      @@Beezer.D.B. I was being sarcastic, though.

    • @Beezer.D.B.
      @Beezer.D.B. 3 роки тому +4

      @@dr.g3860 - Good, lol! I didn’t want to step on any toes just because someone felt sorry for him.

    • @loujones4031
      @loujones4031 3 роки тому

      That's funny!"

  • @Fooma777
    @Fooma777 3 роки тому +805

    Are we censoring T****’s name now? I’m into it.

    • @queerym87
      @queerym87 3 роки тому +34

      I fucking LOVE it xD

    • @aaahandynewtry5978
      @aaahandynewtry5978 3 роки тому +14

      YES

    • @bruhmoment7801
      @bruhmoment7801 3 роки тому +11

      Or rump

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 роки тому +14

      We need a sump pump.

    • @mwater_moon2865
      @mwater_moon2865 3 роки тому +28

      It's so fitting since the current bump in office loves hearing his own name so much, stop giving him what he wants

  • @choeyoonsun1
    @choeyoonsun1 3 роки тому +5

    Thank you for helping me maintaining my mental health for the past four years.

  • @arctiknitter
    @arctiknitter 3 роки тому +2

    I love hearing his wife laughing in the background!

  • @PaperPlateClorox
    @PaperPlateClorox 3 роки тому +63

    His wife is so lucky. I’d love to be married to Stephen Colbert.

    • @BrentRogers5
      @BrentRogers5 3 роки тому +6

      It's his infectious smile and humour isn't it?

    • @johnrogers9481
      @johnrogers9481 3 роки тому

      Ha, I bet he wouldn't agree, about the luck of his wife.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +2

      Better buck up on your Silmarillion knowledge.

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 3 роки тому

      Ikr? Or Leno, Kimmel...anyone funny and famous..

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 3 роки тому +64

    This just in: Rudy Giuliani will tomorrow be publicly announcing his new legal challenge from the parking lot of The Marriott Brothers Parts and Spares, right between Big Jim's Fertilizers and Buttplugs-R-Us, in Baldtop, Nebraska.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 3 роки тому +6

      And here I had staked out the alley behind Ritz Spa and Pool Suppiles. Frankly, it was pretty nasty, what with the sewage treatment plant across the way, so I"m glad they moved it.

    • @pemdechen6300
      @pemdechen6300 3 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @aliciaroca8942
      @aliciaroca8942 3 роки тому

      Buttplugs-R-Us LOL! I spit my coffee.

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 3 роки тому +298

    Stephen’s wife laughing that much is 110% the wholesomeness we need

  • @simsamsammie
    @simsamsammie 3 роки тому +46

    I want every talk show from now on to just be the host’s spouse laughing off camera

  • @janetpartyka6600
    @janetpartyka6600 3 роки тому +48

    Folks, Lindsey Graham should resign. PERIOD.

    • @leebehl3063
      @leebehl3063 3 роки тому +1

      He should've been voted out of office...what the heck happened there?

    • @alfanydiaz8095
      @alfanydiaz8095 3 роки тому

      And go to jail too. To slow down his horses. He thinks he is the most relevant man here. Enabling @55 kissing traitor.

    • @dorkthrone
      @dorkthrone 3 роки тому +1

      But he won't. Deciding to be honorable by resigning would require a moral center or conscience. He isn't interested in that. He wants to crush his enemies and see them driven before him. He has an agenda, and he will never abandon it.

  • @beatrixstaub6136
    @beatrixstaub6136 3 роки тому +17

    Thank you to all of the conservative Judges that actually put country over party. You are true patriots.

    • @pechaa
      @pechaa 3 роки тому +4

      I get what you’re feeling, but they are doing their jobs. It’s what they’re supposed to do.

  • @Nevertoleave
    @Nevertoleave 3 роки тому +104

    Donald should take it to Judge Judy. I just want to see Judge Judy tell them where to go and how to get there

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 3 роки тому +1

      Jail and ASAP !!

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 3 роки тому +4

      That would be perfectly appropriate as she's not a real judge and given they don't have a real case and their only hope is the court of public opinion a pseudo-reality court case entertainment show would be perfect for them.

    • @rootzero
      @rootzero 3 роки тому +1

      Judge Judy is a trump-loving pshyco.

    • @garfield685
      @garfield685 3 роки тому

      @@rootzero yep

  • @elizabethwahlborg5954
    @elizabethwahlborg5954 3 роки тому +4

    I love when Colbert's wife is there. Her laughter is contagious!

  • @suzanaslejmar6166
    @suzanaslejmar6166 3 роки тому +56

    Trump never pays his bills joke is on you Guliani

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 3 роки тому +125

    I'll pay to watch Trump being dragged out of the White House in January.

  • @timmullen678
    @timmullen678 3 роки тому +171

    Trump can get a job working at his golf course. His experience as a bunker inspector will come in handy.

    • @boudica3356
      @boudica3356 3 роки тому +9

      He can't do that, he'll be in prison

    • @cayk481
      @cayk481 3 роки тому +2

      and as a garbage disposal. he'll just eat everything you throw away

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 3 роки тому

      As Biden spent weeks in his basement

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 3 роки тому

      @@boudica3356 there’s no reason nor probably cause for him to be in prison. Maybe your lord and savior Biden and Hilary

    • @djcmission
      @djcmission 3 роки тому

      Wrong thread.

  • @PatrickGaleski
    @PatrickGaleski 3 роки тому +1

    Colbert describes this crazy situation in a way that actually calms me down and makes me laugh. That means a lot these days! Stephen, keep doing a great job. You're making a difference.

  • @randygu8378
    @randygu8378 3 роки тому +227

    "Trump has a coup inside a coup. That's just coo coo!"
    I love the writers on this show...😁

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 3 роки тому +6

      Coup coup.

    • @soleprobe
      @soleprobe 3 роки тому

      The most forbidden documentary in history:
      “Europa The Last Battle” at archive dot org

    • @joeeccles985
      @joeeccles985 3 роки тому

      You sound like a expert on the subject matter.

    • @soleprobe
      @soleprobe 3 роки тому

      @Nikolai Hansen No it’s the anti-mass murdering, anti-pedophilia, anti-communists doc that reveals the true history. There are organized criminal gangs (gangsters) in every ethnic group and no organized criminal gang is above reproach because of their ethnicity. You are either saying that this ethnic group has no organized criminal element or you are saying that exposing the organized criminal element within this ethnic group is the same as hating the whole group. Italians would not call someone anti-Italian for exposing the crimes of their gangsters (the Italian Mafia). Exposing the crimes of the international money gangsters does not make someone anti-(their ethnic group). Those who accuses people of hating an entire ethnic group for exposing the crimes of its gangsters are using that entire ethnic group to cover up the crimes of its gangsters. That is not only hatred towards that entire ethnic group (bigotry) but a criminal act by colluding with gangsters.

  • @dragongirl7978
    @dragongirl7978 3 роки тому +6

    Actually the whole point of the "Tomorrow" song in Annie is that things getting better is forever just out of reach, "always a day away," so maybe it's appropriate....

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 3 роки тому

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

  • @ariandynas
    @ariandynas 3 роки тому +25

    T******* isn't heavy metal. He's heavy, but hardly metal. He's like a poorly done jug-band. He's not even Ska.

    • @dsmith9412
      @dsmith9412 3 роки тому +1

      He’s polka music, badly performed

    • @danielsgro5294
      @danielsgro5294 3 роки тому

      T*** isn't heavy metal. He's heavy, but hardly metal. He's like a poorly done jug-band. He's not even Ska.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому

      Chump is the kind of dubstep that sounds like GoBays farting in each others' mouths.

    • @Optimat1000
      @Optimat1000 3 роки тому

      Please don't offend Ska. Ska is an amazing music genre. Trump is like recent pop music: one- dimensional, cheesy, shallow trash. Including dreary autotune...

  • @frankwiebe5609
    @frankwiebe5609 3 роки тому +85

    your wife's laugh is contagious, i think it really improves your show.

  • @jwmorrell1
    @jwmorrell1 3 роки тому +5

    SC you are truly a master of satire and sarcasm. As a proud Canadian who is embarrassed for all the intelligent Americans, I say ...This #2 shall pass.
    🇨🇦 🤝 🇺🇲

  • @McLoven-vm1ck
    @McLoven-vm1ck 3 роки тому +2

    OMG, you all were killing it on this one, this was like a Dave Chappelle stand up set 😂

  • @SharonThoboisluvtolive
    @SharonThoboisluvtolive 3 роки тому +1

    I am addicted to you. Please don't ever stop or go away. I need you so much! Thank God for you.

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 3 роки тому +395

    I like how Stephen has stopped saying "Donald Trump" and "Trump" is censored out! xD

    • @ebybeehoney
      @ebybeehoney 3 роки тому +27

      - agreed. I have never been able to use the name much these last four years...

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 3 роки тому +51

      My husband and I agreed to do the same until he's out of office. So we are using all the nicknames he's gotten and just playing around with variants of them (ie instead of the orange orangutan, it became the nectarine nazi or mandarin Mussolini).

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 3 роки тому +22

      LOVE that!!! The guy so feeds off attention, be it good or bad ("no such thing as bad press"), so not even acknowledging his name is BRILLIANT!

    • @sharonolsen6579
      @sharonolsen6579 3 роки тому +10

      @Turbid TG I know ! I LOVE it ! : D !!

    • @brianschulte6008
      @brianschulte6008 3 роки тому +5

      @ kate... I k ow, I can't even play euchre anymore

  • @jozz2248
    @jozz2248 3 роки тому +188

    Colbert found himself a keeper, she even laughs at his Tolkien jokes. 😄

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 3 роки тому +9

      One might say it was a token laugh, though.

    • @devanto564
      @devanto564 3 роки тому +15

      @@danielgehring7437 It's a Tolkien laugh.

    • @dizzyonaball4623
      @dizzyonaball4623 3 роки тому +14

      It's not all perfect; she keeps a Bilbo in the bedside drawer.

    • @sweetsugarjones
      @sweetsugarjones 3 роки тому +6

      @@dizzyonaball4623 Her hobbits behind closed doors are her own business.

    • @jimstim4560
      @jimstim4560 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly that was a really wholesome moment when the camera panned to his wife laughing.

  • @patriciaknox4874
    @patriciaknox4874 3 роки тому +1

    Really need your sick humor! I was never a fan of yours before the election, except for your Ben & Jerry's flavor, but you are SO on-point with the Trumpeter-in-Chief.

  • @yashaleo7
    @yashaleo7 3 роки тому +1

    3:40 🤣😂🤣
    Oh that was gold! Perfect dad joke.
    🤣😂🤣

  • @AmethystJonesOpinions
    @AmethystJonesOpinions 3 роки тому +6

    Thanks for your humor! You’ve made this year tolerable!

  • @tzvikrasner6073
    @tzvikrasner6073 3 роки тому +49

    I feel like Stephen tries just a bit harder when Evie is there and I love it.

    • @robertabutler4235
      @robertabutler4235 3 роки тому +1

      Stephen's so clearly showing off for his wife and it's adorable.

  • @gamergrandad2945
    @gamergrandad2945 3 роки тому

    Mr. Steven Colbert. You set the benchmark for how news should be presented. TQ. God bless 🙏

  • @tnkwwc
    @tnkwwc 3 роки тому +1

    We LOVE to see Evie!! And how sweet you guys are to each other. And, love to hear the laughter from the crew!🥰😍

  • @xrpimperialcommander8695
    @xrpimperialcommander8695 3 роки тому +163

    You hire Rudy when no other lawyer will take the case.

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 3 роки тому +5

      Dewey, Cheatem & Howe firm wouldn't take on the case.

    • @MrCraigie65
      @MrCraigie65 3 роки тому +7

      If Rudy was the last lawyer on earth, I would still act on my own behalf.

    • @7vicyoriou7
      @7vicyoriou7 3 роки тому

      Ahh nope, Trump won by a landslide. Here's Sydney Powell's bombshell. Grab some popcorn my friend Biden is going down. www.thescotfree.com/opinion/bombshell-the-2020-election-took-place-under-a-trump-declared-national-emergency-that-set-an-election-day-trap-for-the-unauthorized-accessing-of-election-and-campaign-infrastructure/.

  • @davenorth2903
    @davenorth2903 3 роки тому +32

    Only 63 more days of this scourge. Thank God it’s not 4 years and 63 days.

    • @kimherman549
      @kimherman549 3 роки тому +2

      My son’s band just released an album, and one of the singles is Scourge. Now I know why. This whole debacle makes me sad and angry!

  • @berniecruz8405
    @berniecruz8405 3 роки тому +3

    The Annie parody was HILARIOUS!! LOL

  • @kelliepastellie8619
    @kelliepastellie8619 3 роки тому +78

    Melania Trump to her Divorce Attorney:
    "Stand back and stand by" 💅🏽

    • @Leah-yz4rj
      @Leah-yz4rj 3 роки тому +5

      She's not going anywhere. She's just as bad as him.

    • @annpagan8245
      @annpagan8245 3 роки тому +3

      Lol....I love it!

    • @Kevin-mx1vi
      @Kevin-mx1vi 3 роки тому +7

      @@Leah-yz4rj Yeah, she's as bad as him, and that's exactly why she'll divorce him - being married to a convict will be bad for her brand image.

    • @wc582
      @wc582 3 роки тому

      "that's SO funny!, thanks for that laugh."

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki 3 роки тому +1

      I don't think you know how gold-digging works.

  • @theef143
    @theef143 3 роки тому +61

    Saddest of all, over 70 million Americans believe the lies be in told, so pathetic.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 3 роки тому +9

      About half believe him. The other half are capitalists.

    • @kittyspodos
      @kittyspodos 3 роки тому +3

      @Quaker 2019 I think they mean the halves of the 70million who voted for Trump. Half of those 70million arent deluded just unrepentant capitalists

    • @derekmulling745
      @derekmulling745 3 роки тому

      And that's really fuckin scary! They're like half a step from being full blown nazis...

    • @dman7857
      @dman7857 3 роки тому

      @@elenachristian9860 Capitalist as opposed to?

    • @loujones4031
      @loujones4031 3 роки тому

      Could they be the vast majority when this is finally over?" 70%?"

  • @kitsune-kun2009
    @kitsune-kun2009 3 роки тому +16

    Confirmed: Stephen is harder than a Hemsworth.

  • @lesleymbaye3498
    @lesleymbaye3498 3 роки тому

    The musical portions of this monologue were just *chef's kiss*!

  • @CoyoteDuran1
    @CoyoteDuran1 3 роки тому +42

    Evie: "Oh, absolutely" (while shaking her head no).

  • @LeftIsBest001
    @LeftIsBest001 3 роки тому +122

    I love when Stephen has his wife on. He performs better and her laughing is hilarious. 💜

  • @jhetling
    @jhetling 3 роки тому +1

    Hand crank his pace maker dude wow! OMG wow! Needed that one.

  • @lynnjacobs2091
    @lynnjacobs2091 3 роки тому +25

    "DENY - LIE - DEFY" From the playbook of Pres. Trump and his Administration.

  • @DumbAmerican67
    @DumbAmerican67 3 роки тому +58

    I love how Colbert won’t call him by his name anymore and instead chooses T****. Now I just need CNN and MS NBC to follow suit.

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 3 роки тому +4

      We all should refuse to call him by his name. Narcissists hate being ignored.

    • @NewMusicWeekly
      @NewMusicWeekly 3 роки тому

      He slipped up at 2:59.

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 3 роки тому +655

    Admitting is half the battle.

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 2 роки тому

    Thank you 🙏 for being there EVERY SINGLE step of the way BFF

  • @pontiuspilot9301
    @pontiuspilot9301 2 роки тому

    February 2022 and I'm still watching Stephen's 2020 shows. Love them. The hope that the Former president would just fade away. Peace.

  • @elizabethbetts3834
    @elizabethbetts3834 3 роки тому +206

    Lyndsey Graham is the senator for South Carolina, why in the hell is he talking to Georgia's Election's Supervisor? Concern yourself with your own state Lyndsey

    • @allhumansarejusthuman.5776
      @allhumansarejusthuman.5776 3 роки тому +18

      It looks to me like the DNC should looking voter fraud in south Carolina. 😕

    • @Lanestunes123
      @Lanestunes123 3 роки тому +11

      For SC it's best he stays away and bothers others.

    • @sueburek3725
      @sueburek3725 3 роки тому

      Maybe he’s looking at a run in 2024

    • @elizabethbetts3834
      @elizabethbetts3834 3 роки тому +2

      @@sueburek3725 ugh, I hope not

    • @elizabethbetts3834
      @elizabethbetts3834 3 роки тому +1

      @@Lanestunes123 perhaps but I prefer he limit himself to his jurisdiction 😜

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf 3 роки тому +32

    6:50 "are you calling him a president elect" would be the dumbest question a reporter could ask... in any year other than 2020

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 3 роки тому +1

      I'm glad John Oliver blew that bitch of a year up. But then, that begs the question: "why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

  • @tyleralmquist7606
    @tyleralmquist7606 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you for that joke Ritchie

  • @juliehurlburt2241
    @juliehurlburt2241 3 роки тому +1

    I missed this Stephen!!!!! He’s so happy

  • @k2774
    @k2774 3 роки тому +163

    The only upside of Covid is seeing folks like Stephen Colbert filming at home in casual clothes with his family laughing in the background. Or Trevor Noah sporting a beard and a hoodie and weird objets d'art in his living room. It's super charming.

    • @trsniffy
      @trsniffy 3 роки тому +6

      @@connieburleson6690 Just everything that counts. Which, to be blunt, is a lot.

    • @rahberali
      @rahberali 3 роки тому +3

      @@connieburleson6690 someone ran out of cool-aid

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 роки тому

      Trevor didn't grow a beard. He grew an afro and it is delightful! 🤗

    • @mandaleigh5249
      @mandaleigh5249 3 роки тому

      For real.

    • @itsmeitsmeearnestt.5772
      @itsmeitsmeearnestt.5772 3 роки тому +2

      @@connieburleson6690 and why don't you?

  • @ImaginaryMdA
    @ImaginaryMdA 3 роки тому +59

    Remember, if you don't cancel thanksgiving,
    covid will cancel grandma.

    • @serious7179
      @serious7179 3 роки тому +9

      I shouldn't have laughed at this, but...

    • @slimandces3083
      @slimandces3083 3 роки тому +3

      I'm ashamed of myself. I laughed very hard.

    • @LanNguyen-if4ji
      @LanNguyen-if4ji 3 роки тому +4

      @ted ritola yeah okay buddy call me when you get your ventilator!

    • @skillcheese
      @skillcheese 3 роки тому +4

      @ted ritola because one side is based in the reality of a global pandemic which has killed 248,000 people in the US alone, and the other is in complete denial of pretty much everything?

    • @garfield685
      @garfield685 3 роки тому +2

      Already lost my parents. Dont want to lose anyone else

  • @benspooner8815
    @benspooner8815 3 роки тому

    Hope you feel even better as time goes on, Stephen! Sooner rather than later please.

  • @alexeyvega987
    @alexeyvega987 3 роки тому

    Thank you for all your work Mr Colbert, I really need a good laugh.

  • @CYCHIATRIC
    @CYCHIATRIC 3 роки тому +34

    Loads have people have almost certainly said this previously but their relationship is so beautiful. They obviously love each other so much it gives you hope for humanity.

  • @Evehawk87
    @Evehawk87 3 роки тому +69

    Stephen is always so much happier and performs bigger when his wife is present ❤️

    • @janedie2739
      @janedie2739 3 роки тому +2

      Still showing off for her after all these years. 😍 #goals

  • @SharronHaimour-ko6jl
    @SharronHaimour-ko6jl 3 роки тому +1

    Hilarious!!!! Your humorous satire makes my day!

  • @alexmothershaw2520
    @alexmothershaw2520 3 роки тому +6

    T***** isn't heavy metal. He's heavy, but hardly metal. He's like a poorly done jug-band. He's not even Ska.

  • @Eliphas_Leary
    @Eliphas_Leary 3 роки тому +42

    When they move back to the studio, Mrs. Colbert is going to get her own special seat in the front row. The show won't work without her any more.

    • @angelfaye101
      @angelfaye101 3 роки тому +5

      She often used to sit in the audience to watch the show. He used to point her out sometimes. They're adorably in love!

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 3 роки тому

      She could be his 'Ed Mc Mahon'.

  • @loverrlee
    @loverrlee 3 роки тому +4

    My sister and her wife just tested positive for Covid today and I’m devastated. They are my best friends and I’m extremely worried for them because they aren’t that healthy. They are also the only family I have locally because we all moved out of state from our families last year. We have all been quarantined since March, except for my sister-in-law who had to work because they’re a “essential worker” but now her job isn’t even going to pay her for her 21 day mandatory quarantine. If you can, please send prayers. I don’t want to lose my sister and best friends. 😭😭😭

  • @Mr3ppozz
    @Mr3ppozz 3 роки тому

    I really really really love how you 2 have this adorable relationship... the hilarious chuckling in the background really amplifies the show so much :)
    I hope you will remember that you will never be able to go back to a show without her chuckling within earshot of a mic

  • @VeeryBird
    @VeeryBird 3 роки тому +1

    That coup-coup joke was amazing xD

  • @itsyepengoon
    @itsyepengoon 3 роки тому +119

    It's been two weeks and Trump still hasn't tweeted "I didn't lose, I merely failed to win!".

    • @ZaidShaikh-kb8vf
      @ZaidShaikh-kb8vf 3 роки тому +5

      Is that a over simplified reference?

    • @AWeller92
      @AWeller92 3 роки тому +1

      @@ZaidShaikh-kb8vf i dont know what else it could be

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 3 роки тому +1

      That sounds like him yeah.

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 3 роки тому +1

      A nonzero number of people voted for me.

    • @GrapeappleTree
      @GrapeappleTree 3 роки тому +1

      Alternative winning!

  • @AbhishekGNair
    @AbhishekGNair 3 роки тому +7

    "They're attempting a coup inside their coup? That's cuckoo!" 😂😂😂

  • @henriblack8673
    @henriblack8673 3 роки тому +1

    That he played the Hardy Boyz theme for Biden is somehow perfect.

  • @momoleeann
    @momoleeann 3 роки тому

    I love the staff laughing. It just makes it better

  • @joesikic6531
    @joesikic6531 3 роки тому +60

    the rumps' presi-densey is nearly over. Hip hip hooray

  • @RobSchofield
    @RobSchofield 3 роки тому +23

    The "coup-coup" gag alone made this piece. I'm going to start sending you my underwear laundry bills, dude.

  • @joecseko2
    @joecseko2 3 роки тому

    The "bunker" comment, that was fkn brilliant.

  • @Lanestunes123
    @Lanestunes123 3 роки тому +1

    Bravo on the nod to Annie! I think the key was perfect. Bring it back to Broadway with all 50's something staring in it, living their Annie dreams to include me! ~ your Charleston Neighbor

  • @history_addict136
    @history_addict136 3 роки тому +133

    Oh, wow. After 27 years of marriage, she still laughs and giggles at your jokes. This is really a relationship goal.

    • @SidejobsCA
      @SidejobsCA 3 роки тому +2

      well technically its not his jokes.

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 3 роки тому +7

      You mean, if I had a team of writers and Stephen's charisma, I would have kept my ex wife ?? 😔 you should've told me sooner .

  • @davidcopperfield-notthemag397
    @davidcopperfield-notthemag397 3 роки тому +78

    HOW is Julie Awnie arguing in court for Rump when his attorney license is suspended for not paying his fees?

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 3 роки тому +1

      Look up "pro hac vice". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pro_hac_vice

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 3 роки тому +3

      @@lydiaanderson9765 A good way to start would be to answer the question. Or just contribute anything really.

    • @annieconway8998
      @annieconway8998 3 роки тому +1

      Good point!

    • @pierresher4679
      @pierresher4679 3 роки тому +1

      Woohoo! Evie is here! Stephen is always so much happier when she's with him.

    • @davidcopperfield-notthemag397
      @davidcopperfield-notthemag397 3 роки тому

      @@jpdemer5 It is not a jurisdictional issue. He has no attorney license, it is suspended.