This game was really fun! I like how balancing and drunkenly jumping while dodging bullets make the game really hard but really rewarding once you get good
I have came up with a new game mode run: survive as long as you can without a gun in endless mode Rules: no milk or gun and you can't stay on buildings for 5 sec or longer
So good game, that I have completed my own made challenge. It was "How many times do you have to jump to complete the game". Basically I just counted every needable jump from every level. And I beated the game by 15 jumps. It was zero on most of the time, but I failed on levels 3,9,10,12 and 13. I love it.
The Karlson games tell a story. The 2d is a prequel, where goons try capturing Karlson. The 3d one is the escape. And between the karlson 3d and this, he became a drug addict, now trying to recover, all while the goons have sent willy to kill him.
today, my friend willy will try to stop me from getting my milk, but here's the catch: *I can fking rip apart the time-space continuum while he can only do boom* . will he stop me from getting my milk, or will I be victorious and win it?
I swear this channel is the only channel that consistently makes me laugh and nowadays one the internet that’s rare keep it Dani u really know how to make good content
Imagine the suggestions are the *same* so nintendo and sony microsoft go make a character buying milk -from the guy have the worst idea ever that has 193 likes
I like how karlsson is turning into a proper franchise. I am waiting for "KARLSONGOLF", "KARLSSONKART", "KARLSSONTENNIS", "KARLSSONPARTY" and "NEW SUPER KARLSSON: MILKY MILK". but what am I saying. I doesn't like. It makes me go Y E S!
I have came up with a new game mode run: survive as long as you can without a gun in endless mode Rules: no milk or gun and you can't stay on buildings for 5 sec or longer
@@Caf_Drink Its not stealing, the people Who made the code legit showed it to the people Who needs it, and IM PRETTY SURE U HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH CODING ITS HARDER THAN YOU THINK im pretty sure dani used months making this
Idea for Karlson Parkour game: Portals: Milk infused holes that transport you from one place to another. They can make for some cool trick shots but you have to kill a guard to open them. They will be extra ThIcC
At some point I was waiting for him to say, "And this video is sponsored by Unity, they have a great particle system and you should go check them out. I use them for....."
You should make a dialogue option when you buy milk and you have 2 things you can ask the Cashier- “Hey I want milk”, and “hey do you have orange juice?” If you press on the orange juice dialogue the cashier pulls out a gun and is like “pew pew pew” Or there could be a dialogue option about the dril- *this comment has been overtaken by Dani, leave a message after the beep* *beeeep* WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DRILL
People: “what’s Karlson?” Dani: “Oh you, you don’t know what karlson is? Oh it’s just a gam sim working on and it’s the 17th most wish listed game on steam”
Oh, you don't know what karlson is? **pfffft** it's just a lil game i'm working on currently the 15th most wishlisted game on steam so smash wishlist GAMERS
smash subscribe to receive a *glass of milk*
ok
Dani ok
no im lack toes fre
U best
Gonna to do that
So this is why dads take so long to get from the store. They are in an endless loop of going to the store and jumping in the window
Toasty Reactions this comment needs more attention ahaha
Man do you know how dani maked his windows look so cool (i reffer to the theme like windows 7 gray theme)?
Yes
Roberto no go ask other
Roberto oksol bish
Dani finishing a game is like seeing a solar eclipse, it very rarely happens, and when it does, you probably missed it
I'm gonna comment here early so I'm here when this gets thousands of likes
Both types of eclipses are actually quite common, however they are so localized that you rarely see it.
dont roast me pls
It rarely happens in your local area*
@@Danidev its not a roast, im still waiting to buy off the sticks lol
The death screen should be
“Karlson is kil”
And the button to continue is
“no”
Oh fuck yes
perfection
we need this
get this comment to top
Totally
6:24
And Karlsonvibe was born...
"You know whats better than having a 1 gun? Having 2 guns"
**Gets shot by 1 gun**
Wolfenstein players be like: YAS DAS ICH GUTEN
*physics*
Helth
Dani: "Says pewpew to not get demonitized"
Also Dani literally 3 seconds later: "We can now pick up guns"
Yeah, i thought the same xDD
Video is demonetized already.
HauptsacheGeil ua-cam.com/video/dJZB-J-Ca1U/v-deo.html
@@Twebs12 Shut up kid
timestamp pls
dani: allows twitter to think of anything
twitter: thinks of anything
dani: why?
\Doge _Gaming/ psychologists: “Write that down, write that down!!!”
Haha yes
Were is
my milk!
This game was really fun! I like how balancing and drunkenly jumping while dodging bullets make the game really hard but really rewarding once you get good
Dani: I'm going to let you guys make a game!
The game: 10% Fan Made, 90% Dani made
Delet dis now
Yeah but he is T H I C C
Dani that’s not going to happen
0:29 My python coders .THE TIME HAS COME TO RISE
Dani make a fighting game or I won’t stop asking
My favorite part is that the car never actually turns around. It just flies back in reverse.
bro, you got that eye for detail.
@@gmoney771 it was easy to spot ngl
I love that he said let's add some pow pow then says gun not even 10 seconds later
Fr bruh
Yeah they really don’t like milk
“Drink milk, frick billy, and beat your willi-“
Dani - 2020
Rare. I will beat my wiwi
Colorized
AHHWHEGDVEVKDIDHRVRVSKSJSRVE DVDKXIDHRJRRJURYEGEHEEHEH WOOOOW
@@gage.c4581 are u ok?
Rare. :3
Ah yes, back when Dani was like a more cartoony version of code bullet
Is he not now?
@@AlwaysChasingStorms not at all
@@toadburgermostly because he's gone
@@zhengkang4561😭
This is so good, you're a mastermind. Love your content to bits.
Hi Whacky im your biggest fan and i liked the bonework series
Wait what
@@Danidev UwU
wtf whacky???
Dani: it's a Gucci banana
Gucci: write that down
ninjagamer 3756 write that down, write that down!
“We gotta keep it PG”
Proceeds to say GUNS a second later.
For his neutral B he wields
GUN
Pupper Nickel what is so bad about guns
@@xraptorxtvepic3425 a fuckinGLOCK
guns arent bad?
0:48 thank you so much for this. i want to build a robot but i never knew what should i do. thanks a lot
"I cant believe people still rated this 5 stars"
I actually rated is 5 stars too
I have came up with a new game mode
run: survive as long as you can without a gun in endless mode
Rules: no milk or gun and you can't stay on buildings for 5 sec or longer
Red russian kinzer I really wish he outdid put them on the App Store for apple though, I don’t have an Android:(
I died at "For the love of all that is dairy, do not use that Karlson mod-- "
haha model go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@@yourdudebk7200 Yes, that's what I was wondering...
@Umesh Chavda huh cool haji jan
So good game, that I have completed my own made challenge. It was "How many times do you have to jump to complete the game". Basically I just counted every needable jump from every level. And I beated the game by 15 jumps. It was zero on most of the time, but I failed on levels 3,9,10,12 and 13. I love it.
Dani: "so hitting targets in slow motion should be easier"
Karlson: *shoots himself in the leg*
haha wound go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The Karlson games tell a story. The 2d is a prequel, where goons try capturing Karlson. The 3d one is the escape. And between the karlson 3d and this, he became a drug addict, now trying to recover, all while the goons have sent willy to kill him.
Dani:"I'm a programmer"
What I heard:"I'm a Pro Grammar
That grammer
Those darn grammars are their light up keyboards. It probably pollutes the environment or something.
What your mom hears: I'm a pro gay, ma
@@Otzkar lmaooo
2020 ahh comment
Karlson: Slowing time increases my accuracy.
Also Karlson: Jumps. Shoots through own leg. Lands on exploding robot.
Some such a weird idea you really fleshed it out, and I appreciate that as I can't flesh out good ideas, (or make them) but nobody asked so that's ok.
The plot is basically:
*Karlsson bends space and time to get milk while Willy tries to kill him*
true
today, my friend willy will try to stop me from getting my milk, but here's the catch: *I can fking rip apart the time-space continuum while he can only do boom* . will he stop me from getting my milk, or will I be victorious and win it?
Fed
Generic milk company name actually
So that’s what happened to dad
Dani: makes a game
Apple users: Don’t give us hope
WhyDidIPickTheName? I very much agree
Me too
this is so sad
Is it out on android yet?
Dani :,(
Dani: I have no friends
Evan King: Am i a joke to you?
Yes
Is Evan just a cat
Warning ironic
3:04 DANI SO GOOD AT DRINKING MILK HE CAN DRINK THOUGH THE LID OMFG
Dani: Makes any game
Speedrunners: Who has summoned the allmighty one
Whomst
Tried the game. Actual cancer, like wtf is on my screen?
Fun.
you had me on the first part
run and die style game
You had me on the first half not gonna lie
You had me on the first part, not gonna lie.
codeplay.in/do-while-loop-in-java-programming-language/
Dani : Python is child’s play
My sister who is learning coding : *dies*
XD
Me A Python Coder: print("pathetic")
@@catwpants Yep ded by ok
Shellby I don’t know probably she’s good
@@MrJoJI thats lua my g
edit: nvm its python
5:03 I love how some of the cars are just going in reverse
I swear this channel is the only channel that consistently makes me laugh and nowadays one the internet that’s rare keep it Dani u really know how to make good content
Appreciate it, ill keep it up! Cheers mate!
so true tho
@@Danidev Pls show your PC specs and reveal it's cost.
@@Danidev you didn't keep it up 😭
pls upload 🥺
6:26 and thus the KARLSON VIBE
Mamamiya
The music is actually low volume at the start
@@ธามไก true
Oh you haven't heard of karlson? Well karlson is a game im working on
-Milk heals you?
-goes to the store for milk?
-inception?
-time control?
-can get hit by a car?
Sounds like a missing dad to me
Lmao
SOUNDS LIKE A GAME TO MEEEEEE
non chad gamer dad detected
Lol
Lmao
carlson ever coming out has the same probability as hounds of fate hitting the enemy you're aiming at.
Me: What is the Most Important thing for making a game
Dani: *Unity Particle System*
So original haha
Other stuff that’s important in unity
@@toweroftall9040 can you literally shut up with your stupid comment
Purple sus
*y e a h. T h a t s e e m s r i g h t.*
Dani: Yells "THICC" every two seconds.
Also Dani: Can't be talkin' bout guns, not appropriate.
This actually makes way more sense than the opposite. It's the rest of the world that's strange.
Imagine if Nintendo, Sony or Microsoft did this.
The greatest and worst idea ever
Thats like imagine if sony or microsoft was earning money
Edit: lol to je český jméno
Imagine the suggestions are the *same*
so nintendo and sony microsoft go make a character buying milk
-from the guy have the worst idea ever that has 193 likes
Rostislav Lebeda PS1
Immediate law suite.
Remember,this is tue closest thing you will get for a karlson mobile port
Make a game that made out of “unity particle system”
Edit:oR YoU cAnT dO ThAT¿
MILCCC DRINKERRR
Or you cant
Starwars Slayer do that
Skiry ?
@@bradyweather3998 he finished it for you
I like how it looks polished and scuffed at the same time
Pastor makes a video response to dani>>>>>> ua-cam.com/video/2VDnwETj1tc/v-deo.html
Dani: and when you go into slow motion your accuracy increases a lot
Karlson: proceeds to shoot leg
haha yes
dont ask who am i or i smash your like button
@@trueuser wait....who are you?
@@sun_arti0238 Joe.
@@theforestwelcomesyou JOEMAMA!!! EHEHEEEHHAIAYSIDKFNCKDDK GOTTEM GUD!!!
@@sun_arti0238 that guy in thumbnail
You know its gonna be a good video when Dani steals an entire code
I like how karlsson is turning into a proper franchise. I am waiting for "KARLSONGOLF", "KARLSSONKART", "KARLSSONTENNIS", "KARLSSONPARTY" and "NEW SUPER KARLSSON: MILKY MILK". but what am I saying. I doesn't like. It makes me go Y E S!
Can't wait for the mobile craze that is KARLSON GO
I don't like
and don’t forget super karlson 3d milk
I have came up with a new game mode
run: survive as long as you can without a gun in endless mode
Rules: no milk or gun and you can't stay on buildings for 5 sec or longer
This but unironically
7:14 “THE PURPLE KARLSON BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER”
the karlson behind the slaughter*
@@yoursincerely-soda downie star platinum can't hurt you
Downie star platinum:
i hate this fnaf meme
@@NotSteamMan Same.
@@AetharWolf like its overused
Someone: finally made my own code!
Dani: hippy hopitty your code is now my property
Our Code
Vary true
Ahem DANI USE YOUR OWN CODE RATHER THEN STEALING >:(
I am not a hater he just needs to learn how to do the code he wants.
@@Caf_Drink Its not stealing, the people Who made the code legit showed it to the people Who needs it, and IM PRETTY SURE U HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH CODING ITS HARDER THAN YOU THINK im pretty sure dani used months making this
6:30 - who thought that KARLSON vibe would become what it is now!
You’re name…
“So I did 5 minutes of research on [insert topic here] and I’m practically an expert on the topic”
~some karen on Facebook
codeplay.in/do-while-loop-in-java-programming-language/
Vaccines.
Everyone is gangsta until karlson gets realistic eyes
Idea for Karlson Parkour game:
Portals: Milk infused holes that transport you from one place to another. They can make for some cool trick shots but you have to kill a guard to open them. They will be extra ThIcC
You mean. A portal-milk-gun
LordFrog A milk Portal gun would be awesome!
Dani: Gotta Keep It PG.
Also Dani 3 Seconds Later: GUN.
Dani's son:dad how was i made
Dani:unity's partical system
particle*
Lol
lol
@@ciro_784 tds
Anything: exists
Dani: He lOoKiN kIndA *THICC*
But they do
Dani: codes
Dani: sees other people coding
dani: TRIGGERED
codeplay.in/do-while-loop-in-java-programming-language/
Abhay Maurya stop no one cares you bot
1:04 transitions deserves a 2 glasses of milk
frfr
kids: Buy games
Teenagers: Buy free games
Men: Use cracks
Legends: Make their own game
Ultra Legends: Pay others to make his game
Men doesnt use cracks, thats for kids
Ah yes buying free stuff
@@mikkel6437 exactly
@@teaktanitinpholsuwanchai9665 imagine spending hours and hours on a game and even you the maker didnt get it for free
Lol no kids and men should be swapped around, men don’t use cracks
It's honestly incredible how professional these games turn out despite being birthed in a stupid way
Idk it's not professional at all and the optimization is really bad and it's just not that good
@@zezogamer8567 it doesnt matter if it is professional or not if the game is fun and works then is enough
@@Tsukamee
But it's not fun but that's understandable because the game was made for a joke
@@clashoclan3371 because you say it's not fun doesnt mean that other people are not having fun with it
I know
He’s literally a family friendly Micheal Reeves
OK OK i won't subscribe 😂😂
agreed
it makes me remember to watch the hilarious adventures of Rionno Keeves on Skyrim
And he has a good upload schedule
0:36
5:55 this is the most npc conversation ive ever heard and seen
Dani: *challenges everyone to speedrun*
Dani again: *he did his own speedrun and got a world record*
idk why but dads are rlly bad at speedrunning getting milk
@@ajdad2668 facts
“We add pow pow” so we don’t get demonetised
“SO NOW THAT WE HAVE A GUN!!!!......”
:/
I'm starting to think that he is being sponsored by Unity's particle system
Underated comment
At some point I was waiting for him to say, "And this video is sponsored by Unity, they have a great particle system and you should go check them out. I use them for....."
I wonder if it's that hard
mar 234 hey do u know where Dani is from?
Iris Does anyone care?
if dani returns, i will literally drink milk.
"I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar with only a carton of milk."
Hi i am billy
"I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?"
4:56 i like how Dani disliked his own video.
Edit: 9:16 Damn, he did it a second time
This commmment has a brriiight future ma frend!
@@gopibahurani Thank you fortune teller
Professionals have standards
A bright future indeed
Lol
Every subscriber: say muck backwards dani: kcu
We'll
Be
Right
Back
7:26 I was at home drinking milks when phone ring
“Karlson is kill”
no
There is actually a milkman Karlson subreddit called r/milkmankarrlson
When you try to make a game from Twitter replies but you end up with a "my friend pedro" replica
7:00 “We gotta keep it PG from here on out”
**literally 2 seconds later**
“we can now pick up *g u n s* “
You should make a dialogue option when you buy milk and you have 2 things you can ask the Cashier-
“Hey I want milk”, and “hey do you have orange juice?”
If you press on the orange juice dialogue the cashier pulls out a gun and is like “pew pew pew”
Or there could be a dialogue option about the dril-
*this comment has been overtaken by Dani, leave a message after the beep*
*beeeep*
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DRILL
Dani: says game is trash
Me: I can't even draw a line without messing up
Hey, first. UWU
Dani: This game is trash!
Me: Willy is THICC! And this game is SICK!
Edit:
Thx for 100 likes SLAPPERS!
willy be looking kinda *THICC* doe
@@oceanman7176 exactly!
People who play it without watching him: “Wow he be very creative, I wonder where he ideas from”
69th like
Lolololololololololololpl0lplokdhdgdtvzbe8xb3hd8jxbeus7a oaoslz zoo.ns€=,-*,,3? Pos
@@janalittle6685 what the actual fuck? 🤔
Wait this is literally just my comment from Karlson 3D's trailer but i will allow it even if it's not copied
yeah, where does he idea!
4:44 thats not true. If you did not existed my depression would've killed me
Dani's PC budget : $$$
Dani's good joke budget : $
Dani's milk budget : $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
*Joke budget : $$$$$$$$$$
edit : I like his jokes more then comedy videos he should make another channel for comedy vids only 😂😂
... he buyes jokes.....?.... no dani profesional comedian he no buy joke he toi thicc to go to the store and buy jokes
I love that Karlson is just basically a franchise now.
Did you know that the explosion that created the big bang was made using *UNITY'S PARTICLE SYSTEM?*
1:59 Wow I’m so excited for this game to come out
People: “what’s Karlson?”
Dani: “Oh you, you don’t know what karlson is? Oh it’s just a gam sim working on and it’s the 17th most wish listed game on steam”
its actually the 14th
it's 8th now I think
Oh, you don't know what karlson is? **pfffft** it's just a lil game i'm working on currently the 15th most wishlisted game on steam so smash wishlist GAMERS
S O S M A S H W I S H L I S T N O W G A M E R S
Oh you don’t know whhaatt Kharksson ISSS??? ITS JUIST A LITTLE GDDAME IBFE BEEN WITKING ON SMASH WIDHLIST ON STEAM NOW GAMER, BRRR!!!!!
Me: Mom I want "Karlson"
Mom: No we have "Karlson" at home
Karlson at home:
Everyone: how much milk does he drink daily?
Karlson: *Y E S*
@Xander Lafleur shut the fu©️k up
6:28 ah yes, my favourite instrument. *M A Y O N A I S E*
'top ten people who went to buy milk, but never came back'
1. your *DAD*
@Glória de deus YOU SIR HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL
U mean ur dad
Number fifteen: dani, last time we saw h was in 1969 for no trace of him to show up ever again
Frick you
@@yakeeasternart1489 I don't have a dad
“I did about five minutes of python research and I’m practically an expert now” if Karen’s were programmers
@Castley Catherine Parol no stupid
@@郑玉針 lmao yeah, the kid you replied to looks like a 8 year old, she's too young for youtube.
@@u5654 yes
@Rozan _2912 is thay why yoyr subbed
I’m using python in a class lmao
Kinda like the game called "My Friend Pedro" with the dual pistols thing!
And banana
That's why the hat is so expensive
2:03 rare footage of dani outside
I swear Dani could make a game about anything and make it actually fun.
crab game
Murder
What if he mad a game about
Child: can I have “Super Hot”
Mom: We have “Super Hot” at home
*super hot at home*
Oh, thank you for that
jack Kon huh?
He called it “pow pow” but proceeded to call it a gun seconds after
The birth of KARLSON VIBE
Its was my friend, and now he is gone forever
[K A R L S O N V I B E]
"And remember Drink Milk, Frick Billy and beat your wi-*insert Karlson theme*- Dani 2020
me: Mom can we buy Karlson?
Mom: We have Karlson at home.
Karlson at home:
Treo what? R/im14andthisiswoooosh
made by the same guy
@Treo it is r/woooosh with 4 o and there is nothing to woooosh here.
At least on this one I can get behind mom's Karlson
@Harrison Tran wooooshing is when you do it *after* someone didn't get the joke and not before
That transition at 1:06 was the true masterpiece
Ikr
mouth
@@spookbag24 mouth
@@M_4C4z mouth
@@Rainy_R mouth
4:58 " *oh you dont know what karlson is KARSONISJUSTGAMEIMCURRENTLYWORKINGAJNSJZNW* "
The fact that Dani makes the coolest games out of nothing, aswell as quality content is why he is one of my favourite youtbers.
:)
I’m sorry to be that one guy but... it’s youtubers
@@VD-cl7if cheers mate
fauly you know how there’s always that extremely annoying person who corrects your grammar?
Me: Watches Dani Video
Many Weeks Later.
Mother In Law: Son we need To Talk About your addiction To M I L K .
It's all much funnier cause you said mom.
TacoStorm 3D what
@@tacostorm3d511 Lmao
You can't get addicted from a video
Y e s
“It’s really easy to shoot enemies in slow motion” he says as he shoots himself in the foot
The foots a foe
dani: oh crap i need music for this game EVAN
even: dude ill make you music just please dont murder me