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  • Countries guess who they are| Foil Arms and Hog
    A game where countries guess what other country is on their heads
    England has India
    USA has France
    France has USA
    Saudi Arabia has Iran
    Nigeria has Chad
    Ireland has Ireland
    Russia has Ukraine
    Featuring Paul Tylak & Emman Idama
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  • @foilarmsandhog
    @foilarmsandhog  13 днів тому +4

    We are touring the USA and Canada this 2024/25! - We're coming to Denver, Phoenix, Los Angeles, San Diego, San luis Obispo, San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Minneapolis, Chicago, Pittsburgh, DC, Philly, New York, Boston - Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, Ottawa and Montréal - Tickets - www.foilarmsandhog.ie/tour

  • @IAMHAPPY5290
    @IAMHAPPY5290 3 роки тому +15472

    Iran: "Am I in the middle east?"
    Everyone: "Yes"
    Iran: "Am I America?"
    America: *"Fair"*

    • @americaniii734
      @americaniii734 3 роки тому +240

      Fair

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 3 роки тому +59

      Not for long :)

    • @sukrantbhat7691
      @sukrantbhat7691 3 роки тому +167

      He was actually Saudi Arabia he just had Iran

    • @IAMHAPPY5290
      @IAMHAPPY5290 3 роки тому +41

      @@sukrantbhat7691 damn i didnt catch that lmao

    • @iforgor227
      @iforgor227 3 роки тому +26

      Not anymore with trump pulling out troops in a war we dont belong in

  • @ElysiumCreator
    @ElysiumCreator 3 роки тому +14751

    Am I in the Middle East: Yes, am I America, I’m dying

    • @klamin_original
      @klamin_original 3 роки тому +593

      So are the people in the Middle East

    • @cdirthanz7066
      @cdirthanz7066 3 роки тому +307

      @@klamin_original that went south real quick

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 3 роки тому +135

      @@cdirthanz7066 just like the vietcong

    • @goddess356
      @goddess356 3 роки тому +17

      🤣😭

    • @user-rf2iu3wo9u
      @user-rf2iu3wo9u 3 роки тому +26

      Mr Incognito I laughed so hard, what a highlight

  • @LookBackHistory
    @LookBackHistory 3 роки тому +17581

    Chad: "Has their been a recent military coup?"
    Everyone: "Yes..."
    Chad: "That doesn't narrow it down."

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 3 роки тому +582

      The only truth and the most funny.

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah 3 роки тому +190

      He should’ve asked if he kicked Libya’s ass

    • @jaszthebest
      @jaszthebest 3 роки тому +29

      666 likes as I am a nice guy I won't ruin it

    • @szynszylku1447
      @szynszylku1447 3 роки тому +37

      It was nigeria, he had just chad

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 3 роки тому +107

      But the French part does limit it to half of Africa... and it's a big African country which limits it even further... So Chad, Niger, Libya, and Congo... are the nations left so it's not that hard to guess right...

  • @20yearsfromnowyoullknowit37
    @20yearsfromnowyoullknowit37 3 роки тому +3651

    "Were my borders drawn with a pencil and a ruler?"
    France And England: "YES"

    • @megaotstoy
      @megaotstoy 3 роки тому +46

      Kansas, Colorado, Utah, Wyoming, Nevada, New Mexico: "Are we a joke to you?"

    • @deceitfulmat2411
      @deceitfulmat2411 3 роки тому +101

      @@megaotstoy countries, not states

    • @cauhscrymdorn2132
      @cauhscrymdorn2132 3 роки тому +22

      @@megaotstoy Canada: Sorry?

    • @CharDhue
      @CharDhue 2 роки тому +3

      @@megaotstoy u sir just like the USA

    • @megaotstoy
      @megaotstoy 2 роки тому +2

      @@CharDhue I love it ))

  • @tiedtheknotable
    @tiedtheknotable 3 роки тому +18808

    I love Russia pointing at the post it of Ukraine saying “I’ll get it” 😆😆😆😆 very subtle 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @mykhailoshkarampota3848
      @mykhailoshkarampota3848 3 роки тому +1147

      As a Ukrainian I do hope Russia will not. 😐🙂😅

    • @freazyknight
      @freazyknight 3 роки тому +84

      He knows what he is getting.

    • @mykhailoshkarampota3848
      @mykhailoshkarampota3848 3 роки тому +210

      A. I am not surprised, actually. It happened a hundred years ago. But again I do hope It will not happen today. And I would be GREATFUL about supporting my land.

    • @user-ko5nz2yo8e
      @user-ko5nz2yo8e 3 роки тому +88

      This joke was brilliant🤣🤣🤣

    • @mykhailoshkarampota3848
      @mykhailoshkarampota3848 3 роки тому +114

      @@user-ko5nz2yo8e you enjoy hearing jokes about the international aggression?..🙂

  • @juliangross3192
    @juliangross3192 3 роки тому +6874

    Ireland calling himself out like that😂😂

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 3 роки тому +108

      Jokes on you, Ireland laughing in Tax Haven $$$

    • @iratanokodiak
      @iratanokodiak 3 роки тому +90

      @@owlblocksdavid4955 As swiss i would have awnser luxemburg^^ or Monaco

    • @endanarchy
      @endanarchy 3 роки тому +77

      I didn't know Ireland is considered a tax haven.

    • @SophietheValiant
      @SophietheValiant 3 роки тому +6

      @@endanarchy yeah, mee too!

    • @yohaneschristianp
      @yohaneschristianp 3 роки тому +30

      Ireland : What am I? How the hell I didn’t even know I am a Tax Haven

  • @tokageki
    @tokageki 3 роки тому +608

    "Has there been a recent military coup?"
    "Yes"
    "That doesnt narrow it down."
    I died

    • @greyngreyer5
      @greyngreyer5 Рік тому

      Kinda racist huh

    • @tokageki
      @tokageki Рік тому +23

      Is it racist if it's true?

    • @diane5140
      @diane5140 Рік тому +3

      ​@@greyngreyer5 How's it racist? Honestly want to know.

    • @greyngreyer5
      @greyngreyer5 Рік тому

      @@diane5140 Making similar statements about other nations is "stereotyping" or "offensive parodying". Soooooo I just apply that "logic" here. Also wow, you're hot

    • @fnors2
      @fnors2 Рік тому +14

      ​@@greyngreyer5 I still fail to see how it's racist. The joke is only pointing out that Africa as a whole has been very unstable. It doesn't have anything to do with race.
      Heck, there's been 5 military coups just in 2020-2021: Mali, Chad, Mali again, Guinea, Sudan.
      Also since 1950 Africa has seen 215 military coup attempts, with 106 successful coups.
      With 45 out of the 54 countries in Africa having had at least one coup since 1950.

  • @spdutahraptor777
    @spdutahraptor777 3 роки тому +113

    "do i have the Eiffel Tower??"
    "Yes"
    "Oh i get it, I'm Vegas"

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 2 роки тому +2

      To be fair the only answer for that question being yes. Would be United States, England and France.

    • @jenniferhaugen
      @jenniferhaugen 4 місяці тому +2

      i love that he said a state instead of an actual country

    • @kaspianepps7946
      @kaspianepps7946 3 місяці тому

      @@loganshaw9198 Loads of countries have replica Eiffel Towers, as far as I can tell England is not currently one of them (unless you count Legoland).

  • @aisling_tm
    @aisling_tm 3 роки тому +9912

    "That doesn't narrow it down..." Chad has me in bits, and USA thinking Vegas is a country - so many great moments. Also, is that Scotland I see playing as Egypt?

    • @aysenur6761
      @aysenur6761 3 роки тому +70

      Aye! It must be Scotland😆

    • @ilonavandertang
      @ilonavandertang 3 роки тому +17

      Scotland was not interesting enough?.... ausjjjj BURN :-)

    • @RealCadde
      @RealCadde 3 роки тому +20

      Well, if you think of the US as if it was the European Union. Vegas essentially is a country so it's not that far off.
      Also, it is technically possible for a state to declare its independence through revolution and/or by majority vote among the other states. If that were the case, Vegas very much could be its own country.
      Or looking at it from the other direction, if the European Union continues at the rate it's going... All countries that make up the EU could form one nation of states just like the US.

    • @aysenur6761
      @aysenur6761 3 роки тому +133

      @@RealCadde bruh. no... just no...

    • @RealCadde
      @RealCadde 3 роки тому +13

      @@aysenur6761 Resistance is futile.

  • @reritheguy6756
    @reritheguy6756 3 роки тому +7215

    They should've had a Chinese player
    "Am I Taiwan?"
    "No, you're China."
    "Same thing."
    "No, it's not."
    *cocks gun* "Same thing."

    • @rayisweird
      @rayisweird 3 роки тому +150

      bro that wouldve been so funnyxD (even tho the vid is already hilarious)

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 3 роки тому +71

      no, put "tariff" sticky note on the gun

    • @julianaayu
      @julianaayu 3 роки тому +18

      That's brilliant.

    • @jameswest4692
      @jameswest4692 3 роки тому +43

      Man i just wrote a similar comment 11 hrs later. Damn Though i did suggest Hong Kong

    • @christineagnew7372
      @christineagnew7372 3 роки тому +4

      BAHAHAHA!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @kelbyhughes2641
    @kelbyhughes2641 3 роки тому +51

    1:20 gotta love how France gives an enthusiastic yes to the colonial borders part

    • @terioze9
      @terioze9 3 роки тому +7

      The funny thing is that Chad is right next to Sudan so the colonial borders were drawn by BOTH France AND the UK.

  • @gavinperry8433
    @gavinperry8433 2 роки тому +10

    1:46 " We will get it " .... Damn the way that aged

  • @MattWeser
    @MattWeser 3 роки тому +5472

    I was waiting for England to guess "Pakistan" and totally anger the Indian dude

    • @aidanmagill6769
      @aidanmagill6769 3 роки тому +235

      That would have been class

    • @draxthedestroyer3334
      @draxthedestroyer3334 3 роки тому +176

      English isn't the language used in Pakistan

    • @MattWeser
      @MattWeser 3 роки тому +160

      @@draxthedestroyer3334 True, I guess Urdu wins out there. Good point 👌

    • @omgsam7185
      @omgsam7185 3 роки тому +51

      @@draxthedestroyer3334 no. We speak gibberish. We have more English speakers by ratio when compared to India sweetie

    • @draxthedestroyer3334
      @draxthedestroyer3334 3 роки тому +129

      @@omgsam7185 Ok if u consider urdu gibberish fine with me

  • @L_Daisy
    @L_Daisy 3 роки тому +2958

    India hating on England every time they play group games 😂

    • @shashvat3722
      @shashvat3722 3 роки тому +272

      Because that was a toxic relationship. All England did was take take take.😂

    • @tanyacobb9636
      @tanyacobb9636 3 роки тому +11

      @@shashvat3722 excellent recall!

    • @pip-mc8732
      @pip-mc8732 3 роки тому +63

      @@shashvat3722 well what did you expect, we can't be the rich without robbing.. speaking off, im moving to Scotland soon, remind me to rob them for King Edwards II

    • @mrinalini9112
      @mrinalini9112 3 роки тому +29

      Irish could join us in that conversation 💁🏽

    • @lionheart5591
      @lionheart5591 3 роки тому +2

      @@pip-mc8732 Hahahaha, good humour.

  • @Louhikko
    @Louhikko 3 роки тому +135

    As a finnish person, I appreciate the subtle humor of Finland getting replaced by ukraine in russians head.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому +7

      Ukrainians kinda read about the Winter War as a tutorial guide. Already bombing former Leningrad but you guys need to assist with blockade, again.

    • @egorlukin
      @egorlukin 6 місяців тому +3

      surprisingly. Russia gave Finland independence. It was Finland that first attacked Soviet Russia to capture Karelia. but Western propaganda talks about the second Finnish-Soviet war. but what about the fact that the Fins attacked the USSR together with Hitler?

    • @wolfbyte2468
      @wolfbyte2468 4 місяці тому +1

      @@egorlukin The USSR invaded Poland with Hitler before Finland and Hitler teamed up to invade the USSR. And it's important to note that the USSR was perfectly fine with Hitler invading other nations and slaughtering their people, until they became victims too. Then they suddenly changed their mind... modern Russians seem to have forgotten this important historical fact.

    • @egorlukin
      @egorlukin 4 місяці тому +3

      @@wolfbyte2468 And the Poles forgot another fact that the USSR entered those Polish territories that Poland occupied from Ukraine and Belarus. There is no need to make a sacrifice out of Poles either. Immediately after gaining independence, the Poles began to seize territories around them. They attacked the territory of Ukraine, Belarus, and then Czechoslovakia with the Germans. And about Finland, I wrote that the Finns would not make victims of themselves. Russia gave the Finns independence, created a constitution, and for this the Finns fought against Russia all the time.

    • @tinnasell4161
      @tinnasell4161 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@egorlukin Is this an alternative reality plot for a manga you're making? 😂😂😂

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +22

    England could have cut down the answers by about 50% by asking "have I ever invaded and/or colonized you?"

    • @enderjed2523
      @enderjed2523 Рік тому +5

      Well actually, that'd reduce things down by 89%, as Britain has not invaded 22 out of the 193 nations recognised by the UN.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +4

      @@enderjed2523 Good point, a lot of the countries we invaded don't exist anymore...and a few of them, _we_ didn't even destroy!

  • @mask5853
    @mask5853 3 роки тому +2510

    "Am I in the middle east?"
    "Am I america?"
    That one really killed me xD

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 3 роки тому +57

      It's killing other people too..

    • @tinyspyro8163
      @tinyspyro8163 3 роки тому +18

      @@appleslover just because it's serious in real life, it doesn't mean you can't joke about it. These jokes are actually condemning the US' actions.

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 3 роки тому +14

      @@tinyspyro8163 I know it just came to my mind as my family is still there and I am living fearful of anything happening to them, I truly wish i was from a safer place so that I could share the same sense of humour but currently even if I wanted I can't 😔

    • @Miletas
      @Miletas 3 роки тому +1

      I don't understand it.. I feel ignorant 🤦‍♀️😭😅

    • @tinyspyro8163
      @tinyspyro8163 3 роки тому +7

      @@appleslover I'm sorry to hear that :/ I hope your family is well

  • @1969Kismet
    @1969Kismet 3 роки тому +3345

    "Am I in the Middle East?
    Am I America?"
    "Fair enough..." is a killer!
    Also, "Pick up milk" got me off my sofa.
    Thank you, FAH & guests. Witty and hilarious.

    • @majdaasee4744
      @majdaasee4744 3 роки тому +8

      What does "pick up milk" mean?

    • @sarahsings8468
      @sarahsings8468 3 роки тому +68

      @@majdaasee4744 It means to buy milk from the supermarket. So he actually chose someone's shopping list instead of a name of a country 😂

    • @1969Kismet
      @1969Kismet 3 роки тому +24

      @@majdaasee4744 It's just a note you make to yourself to buy some milk. Nothing to do with the game but so unexpected that it was genius.

    • @obsoletedelete6059
      @obsoletedelete6059 3 роки тому +3

      Does anyone know who the guests are?

    • @1969Kismet
      @1969Kismet 3 роки тому +4

      @@obsoletedelete6059 Their names are in the description: Paul Tylak and Emman Idama ; )

  • @fabianschueler9398
    @fabianschueler9398 3 роки тому +18

    1:37 "fair" 😂😂😀

  • @karsten69
    @karsten69 2 роки тому +158

    Russia: I will get it.
    Everyone in 2022: Sounds about right.

    • @sailorgallifrey1365
      @sailorgallifrey1365 Рік тому +34

      Everyone in August 2022: He’s been guessing for six months straight and still isn’t close

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому

      @@sailorgallifrey1365 November now, russia lost the only regional capital they captured since 2014 and now are resorting to terrorist attacks on powerlines while conscripting every male to storm Bakhmut... It's been months of them assaulting it. Still not captured a single street.

    • @siddharthaprasadsarkar4532
      @siddharthaprasadsarkar4532 Рік тому +4

      Yes.... Well, about that ...

    • @sharonharris9782
      @sharonharris9782 Рік тому +1

      That didn't age very well

    • @karsten69
      @karsten69 Рік тому +6

      @@sharonharris9782 Who could have predicted that the super power we were all taught to fear growing up, would fall flat on its face?

  • @Mija_Rex
    @Mija_Rex 3 роки тому +988

    The most needed follow up to an English Man plays Risk that is needed! 😂

  • @HisameArtwork
    @HisameArtwork 3 роки тому +2759

    The Chad guy was adorable

    • @gandalfthegrey7135
      @gandalfthegrey7135 3 роки тому +67

      Damn it could be everyone

    • @Me-fo1kk
      @Me-fo1kk 3 роки тому +18

      Sounds like at least three African countries..Chad.. Mozambique and the D.R.C

    • @michaeledmunds7266
      @michaeledmunds7266 3 роки тому +33

      @@Me-fo1kk let's be honest, it's most of Africa

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 3 роки тому +16

      @@michaeledmunds7266 let's be honest, it's actually not most of Africa. But history is written by the liberals who love to rewrite history. Sigh m..

    • @1tuttyfruti
      @1tuttyfruti 3 роки тому +8

      @@Me-fo1kk Mozambique speaks portuguese not french

  • @Thefrostedslime
    @Thefrostedslime 3 роки тому +29

    "Am I in the Middle East?"
    "Yes"
    "Am I America?"
    America: touché

    • @WDeeGee1
      @WDeeGee1 3 роки тому +2

      By 2017 Trump turned the US into an energy (oil) independent country - no more need to fight over oil in the middle east.
      Instead of going along with the vicious dictatorship that is China, he focused on building a strong national economy, including manufacturing.
      No costly wars and a solid economy means low unemployment and financial surplus thatcan be invested in... uh I dunno... new and alternative energy sources?
      Fortunately that's all going to change very quickly now!
      The Keystone pipeline is gone and the green new deal focuses on a fear driven agenda of harsh restrictions and high taxation that'll just make the wrong people rich and the right people miserable (all of us plebs).
      Hey you get what you vote for. Or didn't vote for.

    • @AK-Drakoin
      @AK-Drakoin 3 роки тому

      @@WDeeGee1 preach it brother!!

  • @packthepack925
    @packthepack925 2 роки тому +357

    Seeing this in march 1st 2022, having Russia say "I'll get it" about Ukraine.... Did not age well lmao

    • @twicethegalo
      @twicethegalo 2 роки тому +5

      spot on

    • @tjwatson2249
      @tjwatson2249 2 роки тому +22

      Aged about as well as that milk

    • @gururaven
      @gururaven 2 роки тому +13

      Or it was prophetic. Hard to tell.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +21

      @@gururaven It was historical. Things happened before [current year]

    • @mihalypeti
      @mihalypeti 2 роки тому

      aged like fine milk

  • @annastell3105
    @annastell3105 3 роки тому +803

    "I've got a good feeling about this one." Vietnam.....ouch 🤣 too good guys! These jokes were killer 😂 loved the genuine joy from the doomdah!

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 3 роки тому +16

      Russia: "I got a good feeling on this one to" *Has Finland*

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому +1

      @@Fourtytwo4242 joke aged better than VDV at Hostomel.

    • @kathy5483
      @kathy5483 7 місяців тому

      That one had me in stitches. So true. I was in Vietnam at a WW2 museum as an American traveling along with Chinese tourists. Teaches you a different perspective.

  • @foilarmsandhog
    @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +5800

    A game where countries guess what other country is on their heads
    England has India
    USA has France
    France has USA
    Saudi Arabia has Iran
    Nigeria has Chad
    Ireland has Ireland
    Russia has Ukraine

    • @Alex_Whatareyoudoing
      @Alex_Whatareyoudoing 3 роки тому +120

      im wondering what had to happen for you guys to clarify haha

    • @corincowley1351
      @corincowley1351 3 роки тому +144

      Iran has Milk

    • @jameswest4692
      @jameswest4692 3 роки тому +82

      Someone should have been China, who in turn had Hong Kong/Taiwan

    • @shashvat3722
      @shashvat3722 3 роки тому +52

      Remind me of monopoly episode "You never change. He never changes"
      Love the Indian guy.

    • @chenzenzo
      @chenzenzo 3 роки тому +40

      Chad killed it. 😂😂😂

  • @Buzzgrim
    @Buzzgrim Рік тому +287

    Russia: (points to Ukraine) "We'll get it"
    That aged like milk

    • @suspiciousbird487
      @suspiciousbird487 Рік тому +56

      Aged like wine

    • @brunokingz
      @brunokingz Рік тому +17

      Or maybe they just know politics

    • @ihorzaiets2150
      @ihorzaiets2150 Рік тому +11

      ​@@suspiciousbird487 russia occupied territory in first month and then proceed to do nothing in the next year, but only losing occupied territory. "Aged like wine"

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 Рік тому +3

      pick up milk

  • @jackgruber4377
    @jackgruber4377 2 роки тому +9

    Watching this in 2022 is something else…

  • @theonlyenekoeneko
    @theonlyenekoeneko 3 роки тому +294

    I love it when Paul's India character calls out Hog's England character like in the Risk video!

    • @alasdairduncan3
      @alasdairduncan3 3 роки тому +31

      Who's Paul? Clearly that's Mesho.

    • @theonlyenekoeneko
      @theonlyenekoeneko 3 роки тому +14

      Alasdair Duncan sorry my bad, you’re right

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 роки тому +3

      Uh...paul..p...Alo?
      Palo?

    • @alasdairduncan3
      @alasdairduncan3 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@PointsofData Not quite, though not to worry as this one's an irregular. Palo becomes Palo Alto, which becomes Alto Sax, and comes out as Sexy Sax Man.

  • @nightwatchmd
    @nightwatchmd 3 роки тому +911

    The Chad part was great! 'Subtle' criticism of post-colonial plundering in Africa...

    • @anncurley123
      @anncurley123 3 роки тому +4

      Care to give me a quick history lesson on it? Had no idea what that part of the video was about 😬

    • @HelloOnepiece
      @HelloOnepiece 3 роки тому +88

      @@anncurley123 What happened to most African countries
      - Europeans in, establish control/system, albeit oppressive end exploitative, they also divide the countries by their own accord, thats why you got tribes who were separated into multiple groups, and countries where 5+ ethnicity lives together
      - After WW1 and WW2 Europeans out, but they take their system with themselves
      - Some freedomfighter/military leader seize the opportunity of their destabilized nation, establishes a dictatorship
      - Results: Most african countries, lack system, logistic, infrastructure, and even resources but they have infighting

    • @nightwatchmd
      @nightwatchmd 3 роки тому +70

      ​@@anncurley123 Sure. When African countries gained their independence after decades or centuries of colonization, many European countries kept their foot in the door by securing important ressouces for their own companies by bribing officials, destabilizing and overthrowing governments by supporting different fractions with financial and military means (weapons delivery). Therefore, we take the resources for little money, use them to build our weapons, sell the weapons for a nice price to support one side or another in (maybe otherwise less violent) conflicts that were already there or just emerged, while bribing a few protagonists to keep it cooking. In addition, we keep a subvention wall for our products (eg wheat) to make them insanely cheap and impossible for African countries to export their products to Europe. Heck, it's even cheaper for many African countries to import cheapened European products than use their own products. And people wonder why (some) African countries are still considered 'shitholes'...

    • @mrsupremegascon
      @mrsupremegascon 3 роки тому +34

      @@anncurley123 Just basic anti-Europeans propaganda, very usefull for the African dictators to stay in power.
      Keeping your population hating the foreigner instead questionning the government was always a win strategy.

    • @mrsupremegascon
      @mrsupremegascon 3 роки тому +38

      @@HelloOnepiece
      -Europeans were not worst than the Slaver kingdoms that ruled the area before, way better actually.
      -Are you blaming Europeans to not have created ethno state? I thought that diversity was a strength?
      - I dont get why Europe should be to blame for the lack of infrastructure and dictators in Africa.
      Most of infrastructure come from Europe with Europe aid. They are to thanks, not to blame.

  • @Skarix
    @Skarix 3 роки тому +58

    The fact Iran guessed “Am I America” is not only funny because true, it’s funny because France’s post-it says USA and Iran knew he couldn’t be it.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 3 роки тому +4

      I am pretty sure he was an Arab country (can't be sure which) rather than Iran.

    • @ilyaslebleu1947
      @ilyaslebleu1947 3 роки тому +8

      @@gokbay3057 Yes, it was Saudi Arabia which had to guess Iran (it's in their pinned comment) !

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 3 роки тому

      The Middle East to them is North America though. From their point of view, America is in the Middle East. That’s why they said “fair” because from their point of view it isn’t wrong. 😂.
      I found it funny though

    • @MsYasami
      @MsYasami 3 роки тому

      Have you ever played with three Obamas?
      This is soo awesome

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому +1

      Yeah Iran has a habit of blaming USA for everything. People want to shake off theocracy? CIA. Women want to uncover their heads? FBI. Syrians and Israelis not liking being killed by IRGC? Surely that's IRC doin'.

  • @user-zp4ge3yp2o
    @user-zp4ge3yp2o 2 роки тому +7

    Funny how so many people are making the hugely overused 'this aged well...' comment when at the point this was made Russia had already invaded Ukraine once.

  • @jamescanjuggle
    @jamescanjuggle 3 роки тому +172

    😂 Russia pointing to Ukraine
    "We will get it"
    Had me in stitches😂 I love those really quick quips

    • @kiparis777
      @kiparis777 3 роки тому +1

      No, thanks, let the EU feed that "second France".

    • @insanity9329
      @insanity9329 2 роки тому +9

      Funniest thing is that Russia will never get it.

    • @EliAs-ub6yf
      @EliAs-ub6yf 2 роки тому

      @@insanity9329 they took crimea... There are still partisans in Ukraine...

    • @insanity9329
      @insanity9329 2 роки тому +1

      @@EliAs-ub6yf Crimea surrendered. Russia wanted half of Ukraine occupied and yet controls barely 8% of it.

    • @isavana33
      @isavana33 2 роки тому

      @@insanity9329 Take back what belonged to

  • @chibithemyy
    @chibithemyy 3 роки тому +221

    I love that you can briefly see Russia sticking a "Finland" post-it note on his forehead. Those two have a rather tense relationship too 😅 Nice detail!

    • @rc9006
      @rc9006 3 роки тому +13

      This vid is oozing with subtleties ! Clever!

    • @jerrytc2978
      @jerrytc2978 3 роки тому +7

      rather tense is an understatement

    • @martinusv7433
      @martinusv7433 3 роки тому +12

      Finland always used to be the gateway for the Soviets to the free world. It was the most Soviet-friendly nation outside of the Eastern bloc, and they've still retained a lot closer relations with Russia than other countries in the region.

    • @jerrytc2978
      @jerrytc2978 3 роки тому +7

      @@martinusv7433 """friendly""", yeah if that isn't the biggest lie ever told. Neither side likes the other, Finland only plays nice because it knows who actually has a military worth anything and they don't have one worth a damn

    • @martinusv7433
      @martinusv7433 3 роки тому +1

      @@jerrytc2978 There's such a thing called NATO, if you still haven't heard about it.
      Funny that the lack of military hasn't stopped the significantly smaller Baltic states from facing the reality about Russia and trying to hold them accountable (while Finland tries to distance from these efforts whichever way possible).
      Appeasement has never worked when one's dealing with rogue states. I'd hope that we could learn at least that much from the brutal 20th century.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +82

    _"We will get it"_
    Me in 2022: I sure hope not.

    • @andrazprelec8263
      @andrazprelec8263 Рік тому +3

      They are not getting it

    • @eugenefrolov1396
      @eugenefrolov1396 Рік тому

      @@andrazprelec8263 like we needed it other than securing Crimea and Donbass -_-
      It's your debt and corruption-ridden anchor without any economic or democratic prospects, please, do take it.

    • @andrazprelec8263
      @andrazprelec8263 Рік тому

      @@eugenefrolov1396 and after a year they still haven't secured it and in fact they lost more than 100k troops, 3000 tanks, 100 aircraft, 2000 artillery and their flagship just to name a few

    • @eugenefrolov1396
      @eugenefrolov1396 Рік тому

      @@andrazprelec8263 yes, yes, three trillion Russians KIA actually.
      Sorry, I don't talk to parrots.

    • @eugenefrolov1396
      @eugenefrolov1396 Рік тому

      @@andrazprelec8263 and actually, Crimea is secured via land bridge from Kherson to Donbass half way along Dnieper. Don't miss geography classes.

  • @rhett1029
    @rhett1029 3 роки тому +4

    Random country to Britain: okay you conquered it once
    Britain: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

    • @user-fe8du3ig7n
      @user-fe8du3ig7n Рік тому

      Saw a dude from Britain joking that "being British today is kinda like being a drunk: i don't really remember doing this, but yep, sounds like me, i am kind of an arsehole"

  • @juliangross3192
    @juliangross3192 3 роки тому +425

    I never expected you to bring these guys back that’s so great!!!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +108

      We loved having them. I've written parts for Paul in a movie script, probably never get made but still!

    • @juliangross3192
      @juliangross3192 3 роки тому +12

      Foil Arms and Hog I’d love to see that! Fingers crossed, maybe something will happen with it!☺️

    • @foxylee
      @foxylee 3 роки тому +14

      @@foilarmsandhog crowd fund?

  • @YRTEverything
    @YRTEverything 3 роки тому +77

    "I'm I in the Middle-East?"
    "Am I America?"
    I see I'm late.

  • @raspherion
    @raspherion Рік тому +7

    Russia: Am I a country that easy to invade?
    Everyone: ....Eh...

  • @saheliumd7182
    @saheliumd7182 3 роки тому +11

    1:38 is the best joke

    • @ryandgav1361
      @ryandgav1361 2 роки тому +1

      And now its turned into the worst nightmare

  • @jaredlucev4481
    @jaredlucev4481 3 роки тому +151

    "Am I in the middle east?"
    "Yes"
    "Am I america?"
    "That's fair"
    I died.

  • @Zometh
    @Zometh 3 роки тому +67

    I got so excited when I saw 'Finland' sticky note. Should've guessed that it was going to be only a tiny, silent part attached to Russia before everyone moved on...

  • @kiradegrey
    @kiradegrey Рік тому +4

    Damn. I was expecting a Northern Ireland Joke like
    Ireland: Am I in the UK?
    England: Yes
    Everyone else: No.

  • @domidumdum4051
    @domidumdum4051 2 роки тому +26

    That was fun, intelligent, not a simple dirty humour but something actually entertaining... that I can enjoy with people who are sort of more sensitive. Appropriate and fun doesnt come together too often! Thank You guys!

  • @othmane8753
    @othmane8753 3 роки тому +59

    "That doesn't narrow it down"

  • @shravani.a
    @shravani.a 3 роки тому +428

    I'm an Indian and while I love all of your sketches (no seriously, like every single one) the ones that have India calling out England like this just have me rolling with laughter! 😂😂😂
    Representation matters!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +129

      Been to India many times. Whopper place 👌🇮🇳

    • @shravani.a
      @shravani.a 3 роки тому +11

      @@foilarmsandhog you have?! Have you ever performed here?
      Why hadn't I heard of you yet, when you were here 😭😭😭

    • @shravani.a
      @shravani.a 3 роки тому +16

      @@jj9749 the thing is that when we first start learning about colonialism, the whole entire concept of the UK and Great Britain and what country is part of what feels so convoluted, we just blame England for everything ever! 😂

    • @jsck5198
      @jsck5198 3 роки тому +5

      hoii so were the Turkish, never gets mentioned though

    • @xWHITExEAGLEx
      @xWHITExEAGLEx 3 роки тому +12

      @@jj9749 Because England unfairly gets the popular credit for things too. Swings and roundabouts.

  • @AgiHammerthief
    @AgiHammerthief Рік тому +8

    and now it looks as though Russia is not getting it after all.

  • @ratatoskr9366
    @ratatoskr9366 2 роки тому +3

    The best are the subtle double entendre comments, Russia to Ukraine "We will get it" and the US to Vietnam "Let me go again, I have a good feeling about this one." 1:42

  • @julesfenn4313
    @julesfenn4313 3 роки тому +100

    "am I in the Middle East? am I America?" -"Fair" 😂😂😂 LOL.
    🔥Paul and Emman were fantastic!!! brilliant video, well done lads!

  • @digitbreaker6494
    @digitbreaker6494 3 роки тому +323

    Arms is looking a bit different maybe he got a hair cut

  • @Chandichada
    @Chandichada 2 роки тому +52

    With the invasion today, the part with Russia was ominous...

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Рік тому +7

      The russia invaded Ukraine in 2014 so they weren't predicting things as much as stating what russia does all the time. They invaded Georgia twice too, in 1990s and 2008 and we're just talking about russia without USSR.

    • @elizee555
      @elizee555 Рік тому

      It’s not invasion, Donbass and Crimea were always Russian💪

    • @tristancoffin
      @tristancoffin 10 місяців тому

      ​@@elizee555and your head must have always been up your ash

  • @jenergomes
    @jenergomes 3 роки тому +10

    "No, no, let me go again! I got a good feeling about this one!" - The USA, unaware about Vietnam. XD
    I loved the Russian and Indian accent, the useless sum of yes to Chad, and much more.

  • @elliec6885
    @elliec6885 3 роки тому +289

    Don't you think Arms and Hog looked a bit different at the end.....

    • @moculinan1175
      @moculinan1175 3 роки тому +43

      I thought so too, maybe it's the hairstyle.

    • @julianaayu
      @julianaayu 3 роки тому +7

      Really? I couldn't tell..

    • @ariaangela3455
      @ariaangela3455 3 роки тому +14

      What are you on about? I don't see anything different from them!

    • @senchoupanda6777
      @senchoupanda6777 3 роки тому +5

      They do look a tiny bit different from the last video

    • @taniamanik2012
      @taniamanik2012 3 роки тому +21

      Summer 2020 has done wonders to everybody

  • @rojprakash5161
    @rojprakash5161 3 роки тому +63

    I love the digs, the "silly hat." And the onions as necklace.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому

      I don’t get the onions

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +2

      Nicky L Oh damn, thanks. That explains the onion necklace in this Tomska video too. Just thought it was a French thing: ua-cam.com/video/QJwIsBoe3Lg/v-deo.html

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 роки тому +6

      Could you explain the silly hat to me? I'm American but Im ashamed to say I-
      Oh it's the MAGA hat isn't it

    • @harrietw7571
      @harrietw7571 3 роки тому +5

      @@PointsofData I forgot about the maga hats. I thought it was a joke about Trump's hair.

  • @FoxGameCZ
    @FoxGameCZ 3 роки тому +8

    I am from Pick up milk, thanks for including us. We don't get that much recognition.

  • @racheljensen1823
    @racheljensen1823 Рік тому +4

    Russia pointing to Ukraine, "we will get it".... oooh... that joke aged a little too well...

  • @xirock1233
    @xirock1233 3 роки тому +29

    1:45
    America points to Vietnam: I’ve got a good feeling about this one

    • @nfspbarrister5681
      @nfspbarrister5681 3 роки тому +1

      As south east asian... : gonna see if they dare to follow up from here..
      I guessed not XD

    • @vincentdominus
      @vincentdominus 2 роки тому

      Have I sent my army there?
      Yes
      Did they kick me out?
      Yes
      Is it in Asia?
      Yes, you got it!
      It must be Afghanistan

  • @Runix1
    @Runix1 3 роки тому +94

    I love it! Countries playing risk was the sketch that introduced me to your channel, and this one captures the same magic.

  • @benjaminloyd6056
    @benjaminloyd6056 3 роки тому +6

    Those guests did a great job helping with this sketch.

  • @thedukeofchutney468
    @thedukeofchutney468 3 роки тому +9

    “Iran: “Am I in the Middle East?”
    Everyone: “Yeah”
    Iran: “Am I America?”
    America: [shrugs] “Fair”

  • @cookiecat3829
    @cookiecat3829 3 роки тому +111

    Mesho is back!

  • @peculiarpangolin4638
    @peculiarpangolin4638 3 роки тому +40

    Huzzah, a sequel to the beloved "Risk" video! And a worthy successor at that! Well done on another classic, lads!

  • @bobbills2953
    @bobbills2953 2 роки тому +17

    Russia getting Ukraine at the end just now is just too good.

  • @runpullfourskinz6796
    @runpullfourskinz6796 Рік тому +4

    1:46: I cant tell if this joke has aged like milk or fine wine

  • @avisternlieb449
    @avisternlieb449 3 роки тому +120

    Wow, have to take this opportunity to thank you tremendously for all your work and videos, guys! I watch loads of comedy and you guys are by far my favorite : ) Always look forward to Thursdays!

  • @Alex_Whatareyoudoing
    @Alex_Whatareyoudoing 3 роки тому +41

    Haha I love this, oh foil did you really need to get rid of poor arms and hog 😂

    • @isobellabrettjl1617
      @isobellabrettjl1617 3 роки тому +6

      Especially as the New Hog is clearly type cast due to his hair! Also New Hog wears it better.

    • @Alex_Whatareyoudoing
      @Alex_Whatareyoudoing 3 роки тому

      Jenny Lind 😂😂

    • @theonlyenekoeneko
      @theonlyenekoeneko 3 роки тому +1

      @@isobellabrettjl1617 throwing shade already hahaha

    • @ilonavandertang
      @ilonavandertang 3 роки тому +3

      He writes all the jokes anyway right, so.... 😜😂

  • @kaloyanmanchev6613
    @kaloyanmanchev6613 2 роки тому +5

    1:46 This aged well.

  • @drawer_resp3858
    @drawer_resp3858 Рік тому +5

    That Russian part hit hard in 2022.

  • @jennywren6795
    @jennywren6795 3 роки тому +54

    The pure JOY during the Doomdah is the best!!!
    Hog and Arms who??

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +37

      BLOCKED AND REPORTED

    • @Mija_Rex
      @Mija_Rex 3 роки тому +6

      Foil Arms and Hog come on now easy with the blocking... Foil always tells us he writes the jokes... 😂😉

    • @jennywren6795
      @jennywren6795 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mija_Rex hahahaha careful or you might join me!! :D

    • @Mija_Rex
      @Mija_Rex 3 роки тому +6

      jenny wren already been threatened with a Hog ban, surely one from the both of them will be just as exciting. #JusticeForFoilsJokes

    • @jennywren6795
      @jennywren6795 3 роки тому +3

      @@Mija_Rex it is. It really is ;) :D

  • @lovebiter01
    @lovebiter01 3 роки тому +51

    As an American viewer I know that my sleep schedule is screwed when I'm this early

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +13

      Thanks Rylie! We've all been there...

    • @MinekEzQM
      @MinekEzQM 3 роки тому +19

      Why so? You are in the Middle East.
      :D

    • @alisaishere
      @alisaishere 3 роки тому

      Same.

    • @gandalfthegrey7135
      @gandalfthegrey7135 3 роки тому +3

      Time difference to the middle east isn't that big, lad

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 роки тому

      Why are we interrogating this commenter in particular

  • @fotnfatrod
    @fotnfatrod 2 роки тому +5

    I was wondering why this one specifically popped up in my feed until it was Russia's turn...

  • @TheJoeyacoustic
    @TheJoeyacoustic 10 місяців тому +3

    Russia being ukraine has aged well

  • @ButsJeroen
    @ButsJeroen 3 роки тому +22

    Ooof, the Chad one... painful and funny at the same time.

  • @mariuskaesser
    @mariuskaesser 3 роки тому +99

    America: You just try and stop me son.

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. 3 роки тому +2

      Young man calm down or no middle east wars for week !

  • @MedK001
    @MedK001 3 роки тому +5

    "Do I have the Eiffel Tower?"
    "Yes"
    "That's easy I'm Vegas"

  • @TypausZuendorf
    @TypausZuendorf 2 роки тому +5

    1:45 .. this aged well...

  • @hehemusicauthorfreak
    @hehemusicauthorfreak 3 роки тому +47

    Ahh I was wondering when we would get a part 2 to Risk- hoping we can get this to most views on your channel as well! Fab job guys- best sequel since Toy Story 2 😜

  • @charlieoakley9179
    @charlieoakley9179 3 роки тому +26

    CONGRATS! You guys managed to get foil a charachter with a moustache this week!!! 😂😂 Absolutely hilarious as always : )

  • @user-ij4tz7hb2h
    @user-ij4tz7hb2h Рік тому +4

    But what? It was 2 years ago?! After joke with Ukraine I thought it’s like fresh video 😮

  • @justasubber
    @justasubber Рік тому +9

    Russia's character aged well huh

  • @gordonjamescowiest
    @gordonjamescowiest 3 роки тому +29

    Scotland : am I an Independent country? Ireland : Yes
    Scotland : is it me in a few years time?

    • @jsck5198
      @jsck5198 3 роки тому +2

      Never gonny happen bawheed

    • @gordonjamescowiest
      @gordonjamescowiest 3 роки тому +1

      @@jsck5198 aye it is and it's going to happen because The UK refused to change to give Scotland a better position in the Union, deal with it.

    • @jsck5198
      @jsck5198 3 роки тому +2

      Scottish Terrier well mate wave goodbye ti free healthcare, free education n look forward to higher taxes. Scotland canny afford fck all

    • @Foaklore
      @Foaklore 3 роки тому +1

      @@jsck5198 If I am not mistaken, isn't most of the north sea oil in Scottish waters? If anything that makes it seem like they will gain money, from not having to share it with England.

    • @jsck5198
      @jsck5198 3 роки тому

      Foaklore Media oil prices are currently dropping massively and the oil is closer to the shetlands which is starting to want independence from Scotland, which would mean its theirs.

  • @vingim1105
    @vingim1105 3 роки тому +6

    Smiling Foil at the end is just too much ❤️

  • @joelquinn5347
    @joelquinn5347 2 роки тому +1

    This was the best i've seen so far!

  • @iris-hopp
    @iris-hopp Рік тому +3

    Still relevant in 2022.

  • @_Miri_
    @_Miri_ 3 роки тому +24

    right that’s it, finish up, time for bed... you’ve been at that for centuries!

  • @juliah7674
    @juliah7674 3 роки тому +23

    That ending must have been filmed when Arms and Hog were busy playing PUBG 😂

  • @zugierka7310
    @zugierka7310 3 роки тому +6

    Russia after the game: They didn’t let me play! “Starts WW3”

  • @andreasschroder7880
    @andreasschroder7880 2 роки тому +3

    Well, that aged... strangely...

  • @XavierXX
    @XavierXX 3 роки тому +7

    U knowwwww what this is probably one of the only video in trending that's actually gooood😱😱

  • @missfjemy4206
    @missfjemy4206 3 роки тому +10

    I'll need to watch it several times to get all the jokes. This means more time spend with Foil arms and hog 😍

  • @maxanimator9547
    @maxanimator9547 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how, in an attempt to guess the name of a country, the USA decides to go for a city.

  • @nathanreno4302
    @nathanreno4302 Рік тому +3

    Russia having Ukraine aged like milk.

  • @christinetheravenclaw27
    @christinetheravenclaw27 3 роки тому +5

    Ahh this is brilliant!! It must've been so much work! Well done lads 😊

  • @tiedtheknotable
    @tiedtheknotable 3 роки тому +15

    Please please please put the outtakes of this on Patreon!
    Thanking you 👍🏻

    • @looneyfahn9831
      @looneyfahn9831 3 роки тому +3

      I'm hoping to see Scotland guessing Egypt!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 роки тому +12

      Yes, we've also got Scotland guessing Egypt and Russia guessing Finland

    • @looneyfahn9831
      @looneyfahn9831 3 роки тому +1

      @@foilarmsandhog Yay!

    • @juliangross3192
      @juliangross3192 3 роки тому +1

      Foil Arms and Hog yess!! I hoped there would be more from Scotland 😍

  • @inkstar7521
    @inkstar7521 3 роки тому +8

    I’m so glad people are acknowledging Ireland. It’s such an underrated country

  • @TJ-cm6mi
    @TJ-cm6mi Рік тому +4

    The Russia joke is a bit more serious now lol

  • @alexanderharding2221
    @alexanderharding2221 3 роки тому +5

    0:51 - thank you for knowing enough about us enough to make fun of us 😊🇲🇹

  • @socialmoka752
    @socialmoka752 3 роки тому +3

    For the Doomdah.....In Gran's voice to Arms and Hog- " You've Changed" 🤣

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 2 роки тому

    Even more appropriate humor at this time!! Well done, I love it!