It's a good deal when you realise money you save in your bank account is just a bunch of numbers and instead of holding onto numbers you can buy an expensive headset and pretend you don't have any bills or other necessities to pay for because you can go virtual shopping and virtual eating, but even though you get malnourished and people knocking on your door it doesn't matter because you lost weight, look good, and a debt collector doesn't exist if you can't see them. The power may shut off but it's battery operated so.
I can’t believe Apples modern technology will allow us to recreate the iconic scene of Chewbaccas grandfather watching holographic 3D porn from the Star Wars holiday special!
I was thinking Jack was joking about the 3500$ price tag until my *very next video* was an NBC segment about it. Dear Lord, we are living in a parody timeline.
Not that far off if you think about it... I would guess that 80% of the product was made in-house and was most likely hard to mass produce. I mean, if you look at the Samaung Galaxy Z Fold and how many tiny-as-hell parts are needed for the hinge, you will understand why they are priced do high... That and Apple likes to price-gouge.
This could be recurring revenue for Apple. Either pay a monthly blackmai... subscription, or randomly, instead of eyes, it shows what you're actually watching to those around you.
It's sad that vr games are so limited and underdeveloped that vr unironically makes a better case for porn, like seriously nobody's buying vr for one or two half life alyxs and put it away forever, or some janky indie title or whatever and beat saber, I guess
jokes aside, it looks ridiculous... but if it does any of the things it's been announced to do, and remotely close to what is advertised... it's an insane level of product that might actually be the big step to AR/VR that google glasses tried to be 10+ years ago
No, the looking at someone's eyes 'feature' is useless, it's just a playstation vr 2 with only 2 hour battery life. it looks uncomfortable as shit and it doesn't seem to have any controllers. It's a classic case of apple 'innovating' by taking existing older tech, making it worse, forcing you into their ecosystem and charging you a 500% profit margin
It's 10pm right now and I have to stay quiet or I'll wake the person next door... This video is making it hard not to laugh at 65 decibels... Well done!
Jack is the only valid source of news for new Apple products.
This.
Applejack
Hear, hear!
good point
Literally the only way I hear about them
I can't wait to play Mario Kart on the road with the new apple headset!!
oh no
Or Burnout, really aiming for those multipliers.
I can't wait to play Superhot in an active combat scenario!!! Thanks, Jack.
I can't wait to play CoD:MW2 while waiting to my flight!
And remember: no Russian.
This comment actually hurts. Why does it hurt so much
The classic jacksfilms apple piano always gets me 😂
I will always admire the speed at which you make these
same
The only thing
Apple hate can drive anyone to act fast. Though i wasnt fast enough to know this was a thing
it's only been a few hours this man is speedy
Damn you didn’t have to turn the heat up so high
Ah yes, the quality content we’ve come to expect from Jacksfilms… keep it up dude
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@@EEEEEEEE You're goddamn right.
It’s actually quite a deal when you consider the Monitor stand costs 1000$
Spent under $150 on mine. Don’t need a 9k curved oled 80” monitor to play Minecraft on
Lol if Apple gave this thing a stand it'd look like the modern-day Virtual Boy
It's a good deal when you realise money you save in your bank account is just a bunch of numbers and instead of holding onto numbers you can buy an expensive headset and pretend you don't have any bills or other necessities to pay for because you can go virtual shopping and virtual eating, but even though you get malnourished and people knocking on your door it doesn't matter because you lost weight, look good, and a debt collector doesn't exist if you can't see them. The power may shut off but it's battery operated so.
@@Domziieeit only lasts 2 hours though (unless you get a bigger battery pack)
Ahhhhh yes, the apple capitalist mind$€t
I love how this video isn’t even trying to hide Jack’s rage at the fact that this thing exists to begin with, much less at the price that it does.
I can’t believe Apples modern technology will allow us to recreate the iconic scene of Chewbaccas grandfather watching holographic 3D porn from the Star Wars holiday special!
It was his dad, but yeah.
@@tent163phantokaI thought it WAS the grandfather. Are you sure it was the dad?
@@thegreenxeno9430 Itchy was Lumpy’s grandfather, and Chewbacca’s father
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated im so happy this was clarified
@@Sambo0203 no worries fam that’s what I’m here for 👍
I was thinking Jack was joking about the 3500$ price tag until my *very next video* was an NBC segment about it. Dear Lord, we are living in a parody timeline.
"Parody timeline" makes our reality sound a bit more bearable, thanks 😁.
That's probably Britta's timeline😅
@@cli260 I understood that reference.
Not that far off if you think about it... I would guess that 80% of the product was made in-house and was most likely hard to mass produce.
I mean, if you look at the Samaung Galaxy Z Fold and how many tiny-as-hell parts are needed for the hinge, you will understand why they are priced do high...
That and Apple likes to price-gouge.
I can't believe she's watching tables and chairs 😭😭
I’ll always get hyped to hear that piano riff
Every time I see a new Apple product I think
"Hmm, this is stupid, but maybe."
Then I get the privilege of looking at the price.
a small price to pay for pure bliss
I’m both disappointed and not surprised that this video came out as fast as it did
Just wait till Jack can do deep fakes this fast…
Came 😏
@@darian6871 😔
i love the funny goggles, really gets my gears grinding
bad news: the 3500 dollar toy doesn't support porn
Thats a pretty good advert for it tbh, good price-to-return ratio
And this is how I find out about Apple's new headset.
Jack rlly has too much time on his hands, he’s already making memes
As soon as I catch wind of some new stupid apple product, I know it's only a matter of time before Jack will make fun of it
Thats not the only thing he has on his hands! I am talking about sperm because he is watching porno movies ;) if you catch my drift
I love how it’s the same music every time.
It brings me back to 2014 ^^
Idgaf abt Apple, but Jack's skits after their streams are always 10/10
This could be recurring revenue for Apple. Either pay a monthly blackmai... subscription, or randomly, instead of eyes, it shows what you're actually watching to those around you.
Great to see my favorite apple parody channel deliver once again :D
Last time I was this early, Ghiblib the Christmas demon still couldn’t remember his name yet
OOOOoooOoOooOo
I’m really sad that Royalty Free Christmas Songs will be done this year, but hopefully @TheRealSullyG and @FinnMK will keep the tradition alive
My favorite part was when the Vision Pro said “it’s vision time” then visioned everywhere for 3 thousand dollars, truly the device of all time
*3 and a half thousand
I can feel the technology coming inside of me
I visioned all over the bed. GF was not happy.
Because we haven't milked this meme already
@@Mixedbag456 It's funny and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it
this is the shortest apple parody i've ever watched
When Jack's only critique of a product is "PORN I'M WATCHING PORN" it starts to make the product look really good
i was drinking water and i literally SPAT IT OUT lmao, was totally not expecting that
How do you review and turn around such analyzed content in such a short time? You cut straight to the features. A+
Jack is actually just an AI that pumps out AI generated videos
This is how I am informed about the new upcoming Apple product. And I don’t need to learn more. Thanks Jack
the piano in the background is what really sells it
It’s back! 😂. Love these apple parodies.
Moving ahead, this headset will reshape the Porn industry in a more profound manner than it will reshape the VR industry
its always great everytime the moment i hear that specific piano
Thank you jack for the lovely content as always.
People made history, changed the world, done inventions...
Just to make an $ 3.500 3d P-Hub
Literally, this is the only thing VR headsets are used for if you’re not a pro gamer.
It's not a VR Headset it's a AR Headset, but you got a point.
@@DW_BR there’s a difference?
It's sad that vr games are so limited and underdeveloped that vr unironically makes a better case for porn, like seriously nobody's buying vr for one or two half life alyxs and put it away forever, or some janky indie title or whatever and beat saber, I guess
@@ChrisJFilms vr is the ancester to making ar stuff. ar is the one with holographs like it had in the advert
@@DW_BR no difference
Finally Apple users will be able to beat their saber too.
Nothing like watching JacksFilms while my mom is in the room... Nothing like it.
You absolutely read my mind, Jack.
I appreciate how Jack *could* use AI wav2lip for better lip sync, but this is much funnier
Glad to see another Apple parody from you!
Can’t wait to see what people do with the scene change feature..
High class Among Us costume.
You, my friend, just earned a new subscriber
that same little piano song from 10 years ago always gets me
Finally, a real reviewer.
great delivery mr films
Brilliant as always
Best commercial I’ve ever seen. 😂
HER FROWN FACE AFTER SHE SAID THAT IS KILLING ME ☠☠
As Xqc said “ Imagine your just juicing and your mom pops in”
nice Idiocracy reference
"Baitin' go away"
Truly beautiful
we need a full 1 hour of presentation
Yet Apple doesn’t even allow anything pornographic on the App Store 🤔
what about search engines, you can visit websites
Shrek never looked so good before Apple.
3D porn? Bro I'm still stuck in 1D. Those sexy straight lines...
the apple parodies get better every year
I actually saw this before I knew about apple's new headset lmao
❤❤❤❤ you are having fun with Apple Trailers
If Apple thinks for ONE SECOND that this won't be the primary use of this product, they are having a LAUGH.
Jack 2 the future looks great
I was waiting for that😂
That pretty much sums up VR fad for private consumers.
Haha ha ! So #Relateable ! Keep up the #EpicFunnies Jack ! 😂😂😂
After i watched dis i got a apple ad about the vr headset of Apple 💀
you can literally by 5 quest 3's when they come out in a few months for the same price of 1 apple headset that doesn't even have controllers
Wow I love this new product
Saw this in my recommended and didn't even realize that you made it, but glad that I watched it
damn jack, you're quick!
Can’t wait for the VR to swap our consciousness and have the pornstar take over our body
I like how you said "Now where was I?" in Agent Smith, down to the mouth movements
This is my first tiem watching this guy's videos and this reminds me of mid-2010 videos
This is what makes the price worth it
You’re always outdoing yourself John 😂
jokes aside, it looks ridiculous...
but if it does any of the things it's been announced to do, and remotely close to what is advertised...
it's an insane level of product that might actually be the big step to AR/VR that google glasses tried to be 10+ years ago
No, the looking at someone's eyes 'feature' is useless, it's just a playstation vr 2 with only 2 hour battery life. it looks uncomfortable as shit and it doesn't seem to have any controllers. It's a classic case of apple 'innovating' by taking existing older tech, making it worse, forcing you into their ecosystem and charging you a 500% profit margin
This is great
It's 10pm right now and I have to stay quiet or I'll wake the person next door...
This video is making it hard not to laugh at 65 decibels... Well done!
Ah yes, that was Google glass' problem. They only charged $1000 instead of $3500.
He really is Jacksfilms for a reason
Bro sounded just like Jerry Senfeld?!
The economic sector that pioneers so many technologies.
Genuinely thought this was Noel Miller on the thumbnail
Not only are they gonna get me for 3500 bucks, they’re also gonna have me wait until next year to spend that much? Ouch Apple…
“It’s not a toy, it’s a tool” No, it’s a toy.
truly innovative
From pov to vr po*n, we all grew up ✊😔
I havent watched jacksfilms in like 7 years and this had me dying lmao 🤣
I LOVE YOU YOU ARE AMAZING
Can't wait to use this while wearing glasses! Thank you Apple!
It has prescription lenses that you can apply to the headset
@@Zellzoi which will probably cost me at least another 200 dollars
$3,500 to look like Patrick with those two glass bottle binoculars
Wow, that thing is going to be interesting
"Coming 2024"
I've heard of edging, but this is ridiculous!
Thank God I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought about this. Now tell me Jack is there something wrong with us?
My man got his priorities straight!!! That’s wussup 💯
Holy shit, the nostalgic feeling of 2009 Jacksfilms is strong on this one.
Why does this make me giggle like a schoolgirl?
So happy Jack became CEO of unknown organisation like Apple and will make it great with spectacular innovations
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Was waiting for this. The jacksfilms apple videos are better than apple itself
This is basically what I was thinking while watching that