Jack tells Prague stories like that one uncle who's been outside of America once and tells the same story over and over again at every family gathering.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear nate
Instead of Jack doing Ones instead of Hot Ones, he should do Cold Ones where instead of progressively spicier chicken wings they have drinks that get progressively higher in alcohol content
Thankfully Carvey is the master of disguise so they couldn’t tell he was the one who orchestrated the whole thing. Kinda killed his career tho since ppl always had a hunch but hey sometimes that’s just show business
Jacksfilms: "I use stitchfix because idk the fashion trends" Stitchfix: Puts him in a.... blue... t-shirt... Was that, like, hard to figure out for you, J?
@@waypastlame You can't go to all the locations in the first game? way past lame. edit: I'm seeing people are actually being serious about this so I will just say that I was just joking, making a play on words on the person I was responding's username (@Waypastlame) and saying something negative about the game and then sayung the lther dude's username (way past lame) It was a bad joke and I'm sorry
@@maestrofeli4259 That was clear sequel-baiting. The game’d done so much already and you hadn’t even fought Thor or Odin yet. So it was no surprise to me.
@@maestrofeli4259 Well the locations didn’t exist within the game, it’s like if there was a game where you could travel to other planets in the solar system but a couple aren’t programmed into the game. The worlds that are locked off are ones that probably wouldn’t make narrative sense, like Asgard, where the gods live. Kratos wants nothing to do with gods.
hey John, i know you don't really read the comments, but just in case, what you could do is go on Hot Ones with Erin, and you can do the first 5 sauces which are generally fairly mild to medium, then have Erin do the last 5 sauces :D
i'm imagining jack filming that intro scene but not liking each line he did afterwards so he just has 5 crushed and empty whiteclaws underneath the tripod
If you ever actually do a fanfiction episode or if you're genuinely interested in finding good fanfiction, ao3 (archive of our own) is way better than wattpad, just a heads up
I personally really enjoy hearing about other people's dreams. I also like telling people about my dreams, but nobody ever wants to listen. Something about the surreality of them intrigues me, I think.
@@meganefanatic9218 I was going to ask what you meant, but I thought I had it solved. I don't know what my dream was last night, but yesterday was absolutely miserable, so, if I had to guess, it was awful.
0:45 You know what? I respect that! Doing stupid shit while drunk is basically the Czech national sport, so from my point of view you didn't do anything wrong.
First: Jack says 'No!' like John Mulaney. Second: I can't stop looking at Jack's mustache at the middle because it dips down over the lip while the rest of the mustache doesn't
There's a really really good fanfiction on wattpad about you and Erin adopting a 14year old Y/N. It's very realistic and I definitely didn't feel the need to throw up.
So, my question about who would be the highest rated on WikiFeet Mario, Sonic or Crash Bandicoot didn't make the cut, but a fucking "who's your favorite TMNT char." did? The system is rigged
It's crazy you have over 4 million subs and yet not a consistent 1 million views on your channel. You're still funny and enjoyable in my opinion. Granted though I did take a break for a bit, but you popped up in my 2 days ago and I haven't looked back since.
a lot of times people don't care or they aren't entertained because dreams are personal and usually your memory is really iffy, and you'll never be able to describe them fully.
Do you want to hear about a messed up pregnancy dream I once had? If so continue reading but just be forewarned it's pretty messed up In my dream I was pregnant and my entire family was at the house I was at including my mom who passed away years ago in real life. The father of the baby was there too (we weren't together at the time in real life due to him not wanting a baby) and he wanted to be in the babies life. Then I started bleeding and nobody would give me a ride to the hospital so I had to walk by myself. Every step I took little babies fell out of me like them plastic tiny babies you see at baby showers. I made it to the hospital and they had to cut the baby out of me and the baby was dead. They then did a c-section on the dead baby and pulled my baby out of the dead baby's belly. My baby was alive and healthy and I was happy. For some reason the dead baby did not even matter. I still have no idea what kind of dream it really was and it haunts me to this day 3 years later. I know I had other messed up pregnancy dreams almost nightly but that one has stick in my brain the most
Wow this became an essay but here we go: I think it’s strange because people will read fiction and stuff which is things that people make up usually while awake, but don’t want to listen to what people make up while asleep? My dreams are extremely vivid and it’s so interesting to hear what goes on in someone’s head when it’s as uncensored as possible. Dreams are often absurd and silly and I think that’s great. I think the problem is that people have trouble retelling dreams and so it sounds messy and boring to others.
Hi Jack! I've been watching you for longer than I can honestly remember, probably something crazy like 12 years. I can confidently say that I haven't liked watching you this much since the time I discovered your channel. I always liked watching your videos, but lately it's really been something else. I'm actually laughing out loud and I get the urge to share your videos to my friends like it's 2012. I'm going to start listening to the podcast soon too, it feels like it's right up my alley. I can see you got some sort of spark back, and it's honestly magical to watch you go! Sorry for the earnest comment.
Jack should become a professional alcoholic
He isn't already?
Isn't he?
Bruh
Also first furry
what's up checkmark
finally a real job his parents will be proud.
Jack tells Prague stories like that one uncle who's been outside of America once and tells the same story over and over again at every family gathering.
i have never felt worse betrayal than jack not saying ja- as the intro.
this comment section is sad as shit just spam links
@@AlexToucan Can you even be trusted? 😳
@@cowch3916 ok fine you got me I’m the imposter
Jacksfilms: "We like to keep it PG on the channel."
*Who's on your DILF list?*
"We keep it PG"
*"IT'S PIZZA SLUT-"*
"I'm waiting for when the white claw kicks in, hasn't yet"
1 second later
"First quæstion"
Take a shot everytime a bot replies to this comment
@@sopeachy.__ thanks now i have kidney Failure
@@sopeachy.__ now I'm blacked out drunk
@@sopeachy.__ oh no I'm dead
Jack saying “the white claw hasn’t kicked in” when he is clearly already somewhere between tipsy and drunk.
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear nate
What the fuck are these replies
@@KipTM the bots are attacking as a horde
My god the bots are getting so fucking bad
@@thedarksaber if you think it's bad here, check moist criticals channel
Instead of Jack doing Ones instead of Hot Ones, he should do Cold Ones where instead of progressively spicier chicken wings they have drinks that get progressively higher in alcohol content
There’s already a podcast by that name hosted by Maxmoefoe and anything4views and Jack was already on it
@@sinistrality buddy that’s already a show and Jack was already on it
@@heisenbergdad9225 yeah that’s what I said mate
tight ones
Progressively mintier lamb chops
Master of Disguise Director: "I have some bad news..."
Dana Carvey: *Sucks head into shell*
Thankfully Carvey is the master of disguise so they couldn’t tell he was the one who orchestrated the whole thing. Kinda killed his career tho since ppl always had a hunch but hey sometimes that’s just show business
reminds me of a bojack bit
Jack before drinking: Intelligent
Jack after drinking: Intelligence intensified.
True
Bruh
Also first furry
what's up checkmark
@@milktea6676 1st sin
E
"nothing gives me greater joy than making my wife break" okay but he's the only person that can say this and it doesn't feel sexual at all lmao
Yeah, I think Jack should host interviews with escalatingly alcoholic shots of whiskey before each question. Shot Ones, please.
That's already a thing, it's called Cold Ones.
Jacksfilms: "I use stitchfix because idk the fashion trends"
Stitchfix: Puts him in a.... blue... t-shirt...
Was that, like, hard to figure out for you, J?
@@joshroehl6098 GOD DAMN IT I KEEP CLICKING ON THAT LINK XD
@@DoodleStein its an ad bot, if there's a link its an ad or its a rickroll.
Internet 101
I DID NOT expect to see actual God of War criticism from Johnsvideos
Loved it
He'll probably lighten up on it once the next game come out and he gets to go to all the other places and finish the story
@@waypastlame You can't go to all the locations in the first game? way past lame.
edit: I'm seeing people are actually being serious about this so I will just say that I was just joking, making a play on words on the person I was responding's username (@Waypastlame) and saying something negative about the game and then sayung the lther dude's username (way past lame)
It was a bad joke and I'm sorry
@@maestrofeli4259 That was clear sequel-baiting. The game’d done so much already and you hadn’t even fought Thor or Odin yet. So it was no surprise to me.
@@maestrofeli4259 Well the locations didn’t exist within the game, it’s like if there was a game where you could travel to other planets in the solar system but a couple aren’t programmed into the game.
The worlds that are locked off are ones that probably wouldn’t make narrative sense, like Asgard, where the gods live. Kratos wants nothing to do with gods.
Ketchup-water is intrinsically revolting. You're a maniac, John.
I'd rather die than live knowing I've consumed ketchup-water.
@@WordoftheElderGods this is why i’ve never had ketchup
Mustard water is worse.
@@TallicaMan1986 relish water would like to have a word.
I've never tried it but I know there's bound to be at least one person out there who has
Even more scary than regular Saw traps.
Lol Jack has the whitest dreams: his 3 snowball dogs and college
He was literally talking about not being able to handle hot sauce
That Ketchup water trap was honestly scarier than a lot of the actual saw traps
John’s really embracing his girlboss status with that white claw…
@TommyInnit 🅥 tommyfakeit
John is a true #girlboss
girlboss is one word get it right
@@abigailw7146 omg i am so sorry, please forgive me
excuse you, John is a malewife
"The drunkest I've ever been" oh so a normal Wednesday for Mr. Films
Mr. Films lmfao
This implies that each Wednesday, he gets more drunk than the last Wednesday. I love it.
That's Dr. Videos to you.
Mr. Films... Lost my shit cross-dimensionally
"Pizza- **surprised gasp** *it's Pizza Slut!* " Is the cutest drunk thing I've ever seen
hey John, i know you don't really read the comments, but just in case, what you could do is go on Hot Ones with Erin, and you can do the first 5 sauces which are generally fairly mild to medium, then have Erin do the last 5 sauces :D
i'm imagining jack filming that intro scene but not liking each line he did afterwards so he just has 5 crushed and empty whiteclaws underneath the tripod
I clicked faster than Jack downs a White Claw
Not fast enough
Im faster
Bruh
Also first furry
You aren’t the only one.
@TommyInnit 🅥 stop you godamn bot
Jack: drinks
also jack: tells us he hasn’t been drunk in 12 years
If you ever actually do a fanfiction episode or if you're genuinely interested in finding good fanfiction, ao3 (archive of our own) is way better than wattpad, just a heads up
When the opening shot is Jack chugging a White Claw you know it’s gonna be a good one
That’s the thing that scares me
Why I go to Jacksfilms:
1: comedy
2: crippling alcoholism
@TommyInnit 🅥 stop it with the bots
@MrBeаst 🅥 thanks mr beast! Love what you’ve done with the channel
@MrBeаst 🅥 stop go away
My comment is 2 minutes old and it’s already a dumpster fire here
@@screencuisine8121 how does it feel to be chosen by the comment gods
"This is why you don't drink before you sleep"
Try SSRI my guy
Try antidepressants?
why do you still say "grinds my gears" jack? just say "censors my hentai" like the rest of us.
Sours my apples
Chaps my ass
Waters my almonds
Member rustle my Jimmie's I member
or the classic "Salts my apples"
I personally really enjoy hearing about other people's dreams. I also like telling people about my dreams, but nobody ever wants to listen. Something about the surreality of them intrigues me, I think.
Hit me
@@meganefanatic9218 I refuse. You will never know whether or not you are in a dream. That's how it will be.
@@None-Trick_Pony I meant as hit me, tell me your dream
@@meganefanatic9218 I was going to ask what you meant, but I thought I had it solved. I don't know what my dream was last night, but yesterday was absolutely miserable, so, if I had to guess, it was awful.
@@meganefanatic9218 I've also been replaying Paper Mario, and I have this odd feeling that it snuck its way into my dream.
0:45 You know what? I respect that! Doing stupid shit while drunk is basically the Czech national sport, so from my point of view you didn't do anything wrong.
can confirm as a czech
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11:09 Jack saying "pure smut" with such a pious distain, is perfect
First: Jack says 'No!' like John Mulaney.
Second: I can't stop looking at Jack's mustache at the middle because it dips down over the lip while the rest of the mustache doesn't
I feel bad that we’re doing this to you John…alcoholism is not the answer to any JackAsk question
Jackask question: why is my car so fucked up?
Jack should do a twitch stream where he reads those “well written” wattpad fanfics.
There's a really really good fanfiction on wattpad about you and Erin adopting a 14year old Y/N. It's very realistic and I definitely didn't feel the need to throw up.
о__о
Jack chugged that white claw faster then Erin would divorce him
nice one
Jeez that was harsh 😭😭
Jack: I like to keep my content family friendly
Literally the next question: “Who’s on your DILF list?”
Jack is giving off a 'John Mulaney if he fell off and became an alcoholic youtuber' kinda vibe.
that "noO!" gave such a John Mulaney vibes XD
john mulaney was an alcoholic😭😭
“Nobody wants to hear about each others dreams” you’ve definitely never been part of a gay friendgroup😭😭
The turtle 🐢 history lesson was my favorite part of any jacksfilms video ever
Also… the way he licks his fingers before every question 😆
glad we finally have a clip of Jack saying “it’s so loose and stretchy”
Why are we not taking about how Jack said “Jumanji”?
well he emphasised it in a odd way but how else do you pronounce it?
jumunji
@@tyleraws
Jew-Munji
@@tyleraws I usually pronounce it Je-Mahn-Jee
Where does he say that I can't find it
Nvm I found it it's at 10:35
1:27 Sean was proud of that edit, I know it.
10:06 Oh he absolutely was, they were filming the Turtle Club scene when the attack on Twin Towers happened
So, my question about who would be the highest rated on WikiFeet Mario, Sonic or Crash Bandicoot didn't make the cut, but a fucking "who's your favorite TMNT char." did?
The system is rigged
Submit it again that is a great question
Don’t give up
This is the family friendly content I subscribed for
You are the new Justin Y
This is the vague "look at me comment you can deduce from the title.
Here right after bots
Thanks Jack. After 12 long years, I finally know the name of the movie that freaked me out as a child
Jack dreams about his dogs a lot. . . is 3 dogs on a couch just one of his fever dreams reenacted?
This is a certified jack classic
Jack looked drunk before he even took a sip of the White Claw
He looks drunk when he's sober.
It took him 10 tries to get that intro clip
i'm sorry but i need a whole video of you reciting pg rated saw scenarios
The openings of these videos are so underrated you come up with such funny bits every time lol
what a chad move to just chug an entire white claw before starting the show holy fuck
he usually does it off camera so it was a nice behind the scenes glimpse
Charlotte* move
glad to see jacks just as happy as ever
That ketchup water response is actually the most uncomfortable I've felt in a while.
"I'm very particular about my brand being family friendly"
He says while skulling a whiteclaw
Im Too early, i need friends
I’ll be your friend lmao
I don't need friends they disappoint me
YES
too early indeed
@@sof6371 *pose
the title made me think this would be a chad “broseph” Huntington episode
Now that's a spicy throwback
It's crazy you have over 4 million subs and yet not a consistent 1 million views on your channel. You're still funny and enjoyable in my opinion. Granted though I did take a break for a bit, but you popped up in my 2 days ago and I haven't looked back since.
one of the things i love about the podcast is actually Erin's laugh.
now this is what i call entertainment
Love the fact that whenever I’m looking through your channel for something to watch, you upload.
Jack is the best UA-camr , I have been watching him since I was a kid and now I am 46 years years old… keep going jack
I feel like this is a joke but i also can't tell if it is or not
@@erikapavedtheway it s a joke told 28 years ago on this comment section
I love how Jack's finishing jokes always operate in a Chekhov's gun effect.
Question - When will you let Erin out? She hasn't seen her family in so long. Jack, I'm pleading with you.
John's answer: You can see her... In our new podcast!
*That's the only time I will take her out of the basement.*
Sadly, he let her out, and internet vultures forced her back into her cage :(
Yeah blame trolls. The last jackask with her was amazing.
I can't believe Erin allowed you to drink as much as you wanted. Must be a special day.
Honest to God, jacksfilms just talking about God of War makes me want him to talk more video games
You unlocked a very deep memory with that reference to the master of disguise… I remember rewatching that over and over as a child
#jackask who’d win in a fight, Morbidly A. Beast or furvius?
Wasn't this asked already?
@@joeonyt196 I hope not
@@joelee_opium yes it was asked before
@@joeonyt196 dang
@@joeonyt196 wait which jackask was it. I’ve been asking this for weeks and I just figure out now?
Wow, drunk on seltzers? What a mad lad! Truly, it doesn't take much when you're 50. Keep it up old man!
So in 2009 you were the closest to Poland ever. Nice. Also being drunk in Europe is kinda necessary.
is it that boring
Should read the fanfic on the podcast so we can hear Erin laugh the entire time 😂
6:39 Am I going insane or did Jack wink at the camera when talking about God of War 4 on the PS4?
omg he did
So jack is probably banned from more than one country
10:53 *flashback to Jack reading 'My Immoral' on stream* yeah, I'm not so sure about the "well written" part lol
Hey jack, please never change the Jackask ending song, it gives me comfort and joy
That shrinking baby dream sounds like something I'd dream about, my anxiety dreams are always about being responsible for tiny life forms
The most dangerous predator, the White Claw
.02 seconds after he talked about the ketchup water torture, I got a Heinz ketchup ad. Brilliant
Jack mentions ketchup water as a PG saw trap... Literally got a Heinz Ketchup advertisement after that!
you know he’s drunk when the title says “JackAsk #118” even though the last one was Jackask #116
If you wanna know why, listen to the 4th episode of their podcast, I think they mentioned it there
I couldn’t tell if this was a joke or not, so yeah, kinda funny but just in case you didn’t know 🙌🏻
There's a good reason why it's like that
He privated or took down #117
Jack changed it to #117
"Nothing gives me more joy then making my wife break" 😏👁👄👁
I don't know why people say that nobody likes hearing each other's dreams. I love it! I enjoy hearing what somebody's subconsciousness has cooked up!
The ketchup water saw trap made me laugh harder than I care to admit. 🤣
Seeing jack take his first sippy and I'm smiling
i wanna hear about dreams :( i dont know why everyone hates it so much
me too! i think they're so interesting!!
a lot of times people don't care or they aren't entertained because dreams are personal and usually your memory is really iffy, and you'll never be able to describe them fully.
Do you want to hear about a messed up pregnancy dream I once had? If so continue reading but just be forewarned it's pretty messed up
In my dream I was pregnant and my entire family was at the house I was at including my mom who passed away years ago in real life. The father of the baby was there too (we weren't together at the time in real life due to him not wanting a baby) and he wanted to be in the babies life. Then I started bleeding and nobody would give me a ride to the hospital so I had to walk by myself. Every step I took little babies fell out of me like them plastic tiny babies you see at baby showers. I made it to the hospital and they had to cut the baby out of me and the baby was dead. They then did a c-section on the dead baby and pulled my baby out of the dead baby's belly. My baby was alive and healthy and I was happy. For some reason the dead baby did not even matter. I still have no idea what kind of dream it really was and it haunts me to this day 3 years later. I know I had other messed up pregnancy dreams almost nightly but that one has stick in my brain the most
Wow this became an essay but here we go:
I think it’s strange because people will read fiction and stuff which is things that people make up usually while awake, but don’t want to listen to what people make up while asleep? My dreams are extremely vivid and it’s so interesting to hear what goes on in someone’s head when it’s as uncensored as possible. Dreams are often absurd and silly and I think that’s great. I think the problem is that people have trouble retelling dreams and so it sounds messy and boring to others.
3:36 Can just tell that this where those whiteclaws really hit
"they eat pizza" I used to watch that show every day after school and I loved it! so yeah your answer holds up!
He looks so serious while drinking that Beer lol
@UCJ7lDPk7WcQ0kpsaRTO1Wkw dont worry, i wont 🙂
Impressive chug, Jack. How many takes did that take?
Yes. I love the Social Network's soundtrack to this date. So good.
Alcohol just heightens Jack's senses.
one sip of coke and vodka is the drunkest ive ever been, and im also a jack
"I know what they entail."
No you don't lol
Hi Jack! I've been watching you for longer than I can honestly remember, probably something crazy like 12 years. I can confidently say that I haven't liked watching you this much since the time I discovered your channel. I always liked watching your videos, but lately it's really been something else. I'm actually laughing out loud and I get the urge to share your videos to my friends like it's 2012. I'm going to start listening to the podcast soon too, it feels like it's right up my alley. I can see you got some sort of spark back, and it's honestly magical to watch you go! Sorry for the earnest comment.
Jack trying to prove that *he* is the THROAT GOAT with that White Claw
As fun as this is of a video I'm genuinely concerned about how much alcohol jack has been drinking.
Sweet, Jacks second best no effort show!
I would really like a video version of your podcast! I personally really prefer to have a visual reference like H3 or gus and eddy
felt like a great time to make the video called never have i ever been so drunk