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  • @austinmcconnell
    @austinmcconnell 2 роки тому +2112

    Roger is my favorite working actor at this point, and it's not even close.

    • @XER0GRAVITY
      @XER0GRAVITY 2 роки тому +27

      couldn't agree more

    • @gaviathin
      @gaviathin 2 роки тому +18

      Hey! A youtuber in the comments!

    • @rosecity_chris
      @rosecity_chris 2 роки тому +14

      Put him in your film

    • @Reezy596
      @Reezy596 2 роки тому +6

      He's soooo good

    • @drose6437
      @drose6437 2 роки тому +4

      wait, what the fuck are you doing here?

  • @MargaritaOnTheRox
    @MargaritaOnTheRox 2 роки тому +1262

    I love that Roger losing it is its own time stamp. If I ever want to listen to Roger cursing, it's right there within easy reach.

    • @idrathernot_2
      @idrathernot_2 2 роки тому +45

      It's also the only one besides the start lol

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +198

      It's all that matters

    • @philliptraum2788
      @philliptraum2788 2 роки тому +39

      @@cracked It’s the content that the internet wants, even!

    • @Tank5066
      @Tank5066 2 роки тому +10

      @@cracked Knowing this exists just made my day

    • @davidhibbs3396
      @davidhibbs3396 2 роки тому +8

      and the team can't help but laugh. fantastic!

  • @GeneralChangFromDanang
    @GeneralChangFromDanang Рік тому +340

    Netflix: "Don't look at the reviews. In fact, we'll just remove them altogether so you don't know what kind of crap you're going to waste your time on."

    • @standardofexcellence
      @standardofexcellence Рік тому +13

      100% it started when that Jewish girl who wasn't funny had a special'

    • @geigertec5921
      @geigertec5921 Рік тому +2

      An Frank?

    • @GeneralChangFromDanang
      @GeneralChangFromDanang Рік тому +5

      @@geigertec5921 Sarah Silverman

    • @playdiscgolf1546
      @playdiscgolf1546 Рік тому +5

      @@GeneralChangFromDanang isn’t it ironic those peoples names, always have gold, silver and green in their name?

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 Рік тому +4

      @@playdiscgolf1546 I don't think you know what 'ironic' means.

  • @TheJaraVerse
    @TheJaraVerse Рік тому +274

    "Maybe we can just like have a conversation."
    "Whoa! Let's not do something you'll regret."
    I can always count on Roger to keep me on the right track.

    • @DemystifyPharma
      @DemystifyPharma Рік тому +6

      Haha, that one-liner was golden!

    • @heathered105
      @heathered105 8 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SirAthiro
    @SirAthiro 2 роки тому +606

    I love Roger's meltdown at the end. 😂

    • @jackatkinson3682
      @jackatkinson3682 2 роки тому

      #ThisUsHortonTurfMotherfkr 😅😅😅😅

    • @verbbot99
      @verbbot99 2 роки тому +4

      Jordan tries to hide his face but you can see in his eyes that he's breaking🤣

    • @nerdlife8122
      @nerdlife8122 Рік тому +1

      Been better if they said there is always bit torrent

  • @gailjoe7217
    @gailjoe7217 2 роки тому +192

    The ending parts with the blankets being added and Roger losing it was hilarious

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 2 роки тому +7

      The look on Jordan's face as the blanket comes down was priceless.

  • @LadyRenira
    @LadyRenira 2 роки тому +736

    This is definitely the content the Internet wants. Thanks for providing. 😆

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +75

      You bet!

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 роки тому +18

      tbh, they almost killed the channel when roger disappeared for a couple of months

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +70

      @@NerdyCatCoffeeee He disappeared for over three years, dude. Everybody got fired. We were on hiatus for a long time.

    • @mrkitty777
      @mrkitty777 2 роки тому

      Rumor has it condom size always is sold as XL not sure if true, am XXL so....

    • @joeavreg2254
      @joeavreg2254 2 роки тому +3

      @@cracked Jokes on you if this is a coma guy and no one wants to break the illusion.

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 2 роки тому +109

    “Vampire House Hunters” - wait, is this a show for people looking to buy a vampire house, or a show about vampires looking to buy a regular house? Eh, either way I’m in for at least the first 5 episodes.

    • @fennecfoxfanatic
      @fennecfoxfanatic 2 роки тому +16

      The vampires having to wait outside because they were never invited in 🤣

    • @ilenastarbreeze4978
      @ilenastarbreeze4978 2 роки тому +4

      @@fennecfoxfanatic na it only works when the house is owned, if its not owned by anyone or by a public thing lke the bank , then totally can enter! :P

    • @Bluebedo
      @Bluebedo 2 роки тому +10

      Clearly it's a show about hunting down houses that happen to also be vampires.
      ... However that works.

    • @fennecfoxfanatic
      @fennecfoxfanatic 2 роки тому +2

      @@Bluebedo landlords

    • @wardenm
      @wardenm 2 роки тому +1

      That... Might actually make for a funny parody web series!

  • @williamramos3350
    @williamramos3350 Рік тому +164

    I truly understand the part about watching a great series and then it gets cancelled. I just get a free movie from the library and call it a day.

    • @cautiouslycynical9786
      @cautiouslycynical9786 Рік тому +7

      The first one that got me was Santa Clarita Diet, cancelled despite everybody loving it. Then Netflix did it again with Inside Job. Amazon's The Expanse was cancelled TWICE, fans never getting a satisfying finale.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj Рік тому

      ​@cautiouslycynical9786 Expanse only got rescued because Jeff fricking Bezos wanted to see how it ended. That's what it took.

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 Рік тому +1

      ​@@cautiouslycynical9786The Expanse 😢 maybe hope for more seasons One day covering all things that happened in the remaining books

    • @kandicomarawski1171
      @kandicomarawski1171 Рік тому

      And the indie shows w great tits to make up for substance so much boob I think I’ve seen more boob on Netflix then the hub

    • @Eowyn_Thranduil
      @Eowyn_Thranduil 7 місяців тому

      There's always fan fiction :)​@@cautiouslycynical9786

  • @MrBrewman95
    @MrBrewman95 2 роки тому +247

    I remember when competitors to Netflix were being announced and launching in 2017. Everyone was excited about and I was like, "This is terrible! Now we will have to go to multiple services to get the same enjoyment that we get on just one. They will all pull their properties and make the quality worse and more expensive." Sad that is exactly what happened. I just alternate between any one of them for a month when the shows and movies I want all drop and then cancel.

    • @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy
      @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy 2 роки тому +14

      The internet has made competition more expensive then monopolies for the consumer in some industries.
      Let's nationalize streaming

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 2 роки тому +9

      @@whwhywhywhywhywhywhy It is more the lack of competition. Every production company has to have their own streaming service for exclusives instead of licensing them out to multiple streaming services and forcing them to compete with quality of service.

    • @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy
      @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy 2 роки тому +3

      @@nobodyimportant2470 there are too many production companies competing so they should outsource the competition to other companies instead because that will increase competition?
      i

    • @craigrobbins2463
      @craigrobbins2463 2 роки тому +3

      Monopoly bad, dumb dumb.

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 2 роки тому +18

      @@whwhywhywhywhywhywhy My point is that everyone having their own streaming service for their exclusive content doesn't encourage you to pick 1 over another but instead to subscribe to all of them. This drives people to pirate as the cost of subscribing to so many services for 1-2 shows each adds up fast.
      If Netflix, Hulu, and Disney+ all had the exact same shows then they would be forced to compete by under cutting each other or offering better services.

  • @clumsykitten0076
    @clumsykitten0076 2 роки тому +285

    I swear this channel is the only thing keeping sane in this crazy ass world. Never change cracked, never change.

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir Рік тому

      May I interest you in some thejuicemedia?

  • @aussiewanderer6304
    @aussiewanderer6304 2 роки тому +51

    He forgot "let's not forget that you won't be able to talk about any of the shows you're watching with the few friends you have left because dumping entire series in one day means that you'll all be at different parts, and can't ever talk about it."

  • @DemonicAdj
    @DemonicAdj Рік тому +14

    "By day, he's a helicopter pilot. But by night, he fights crime... as a werewolf"
    -Captain Murphy, Sealab 2021

    • @bentleyvos
      @bentleyvos Рік тому +3

      Sounds more interesting than most stuff on Netflix.

  • @2Sor2Fig
    @2Sor2Fig 2 роки тому +107

    Roger repeatedly shouting obscenities just off-screen is _exactly_ the kinda content I subscribed for.

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 2 роки тому +81

    "...as well as twelve dozen 90s movies starring talking babies"
    Me: *remembers Baby Geniuses and gets war flashbacks*

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +20

      Dark days

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 2 роки тому +9

      Personally, I'd be binging the "Animals Playing Human Sports Because The Rules Don't Say They Can't" category.

    • @thebestcentaur
      @thebestcentaur 2 роки тому

      @@jasonblalock4429 at least Air Bud doesn’t give me PTSD by proxy

    • @sheoakgirl
      @sheoakgirl 2 роки тому +5

      huh, my first thought was the "look whose talking" movies.

    • @CommonTater100
      @CommonTater100 2 роки тому

      @@sheoakgirl Look Who's Talking 12 was pretty good

  • @Kihidokid
    @Kihidokid 2 роки тому +428

    I think Roger is the only thing keeping this channel alive

    • @Williamfuchs420
      @Williamfuchs420 2 роки тому +36

      He was the only thing for awhile there

    • @randomname7321
      @randomname7321 2 роки тому +27

      Yeah for me it definitly is

    • @Drjordanbreeding
      @Drjordanbreeding 2 роки тому +31

      Ah, but who keeps Roger alive?

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 2 роки тому +46

      This is unacceptable Jordan slander

    • @devinbyam644
      @devinbyam644 2 роки тому +21

      Jordan clearly has Roger locked in Dave's mom's basement. Try not to anger him or we may lose this treasure forever.

  • @h2ojr1
    @h2ojr1 2 роки тому +21

    "I stare at my phone until I wake up the next day"
    all streaming services as a collective: WONDERFUL!

  • @AlexanderCheong
    @AlexanderCheong 2 роки тому +49

    We must protect Roger at all cost.

    • @tolep
      @tolep 2 роки тому +1

      How much would you pay monthly?

  • @hashbrown4781
    @hashbrown4781 Рік тому +56

    The endings of these kill me, I am already low on oxygen from the rest of it.. then I just suffocate in the end... please never stop killing me!

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 2 роки тому +4

    "Maybe we should have a conversation". "Whoa-! Let's not do something you'd regret". 😆.......

  • @BobBrewsBeer
    @BobBrewsBeer 2 роки тому +41

    Roger is the hero that we don’t deserve.

  • @FirstLast-di5sr
    @FirstLast-di5sr 2 роки тому +6

    3:42 it's the little touches like they can't see eachother because of the pillow that makes these videos not just fantastic, but bloody brilliant! ❤

  • @loveless131
    @loveless131 2 роки тому +57

    Reject modernity (streaming), embrace tradition (piracy)

    • @PhoenixPerson2048
      @PhoenixPerson2048 Рік тому +4

      thepiratebay is still running, and I'd rather donate to them than pay netflix.

  • @FoxDemonMaster
    @FoxDemonMaster 2 роки тому +64

    Now just give us a video of Roger cursing for 6 mins straight

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +39

      Oooooo I just might

    • @KarmaticBuggAdventures
      @KarmaticBuggAdventures 2 роки тому +3

      Please make a short! The internet would also love that.... ❤️

    • @TacomasterStudios
      @TacomasterStudios Рік тому

      @@cracked “I” because only one person works at Cracked anymore

    • @cracked
      @cracked Рік тому +1

      @@TacomasterStudios Not technically true but close!

    • @mojukin3018
      @mojukin3018 Рік тому

      Do it. Ill pay a dollar for that

  • @blackjac5000
    @blackjac5000 2 роки тому +12

    I was stuck in the gig economy when streaming services came to power, so the idea of shelling out $10/month for a subscription when I had a $400+/month individual-plan health insurance premium to make didn't fly. It also wasn't until the video rental stores started dying and selling off their inventory that you discovered just how much direct-to-video garbage was out there; now they call that stuff "streaming exclusives."

  • @stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii
    @stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii 2 роки тому +42

    Roger is a national treasure

  • @wolfie8012
    @wolfie8012 2 роки тому +22

    I’m surprised Roger didn’t turn into a shrieking ball of lava and instantly consumed them when he said he stole his parents password.

  • @mihirjain753
    @mihirjain753 2 роки тому +166

    Roger: I'll raise monthly fee after they're hooked.
    Me: Wait what monthly ? Oh you mean laughs and roasts of mainstream companies, yeah sure man go ahead.
    But on a serious note, I have to commend the effort put into these not just by our man Roger whole cracked team, you guys rock.

  • @wingedone6512
    @wingedone6512 2 роки тому +6

    The dude's face when Roger put the blanket on him was so precious xD

  • @DemonicAdj
    @DemonicAdj Рік тому +5

    At the end, Roger going off like he just got challenged to a Rock-off.

  • @retrogamesmadeeasy8058
    @retrogamesmadeeasy8058 2 роки тому +6

    OMG, Roger losing his shit at the end should be an entire episode by itself.

  • @ABeardedDad
    @ABeardedDad 2 роки тому +2

    "whoa, let's not do something you'll regret"
    Lol, that killed me.

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 Рік тому +255

    The fact that you need to pay for so many different streaming services to watch all the shows you want to see is the best argument for piracy.

    • @IchiroSakamoto
      @IchiroSakamoto Рік тому +21

      Or just don't watch and do real-world activities, I find life more enjoyable after I stopped binge watching shows. The plots are all same so once you seen enough you basically predict them all. They no longer get me 'hooked' and I've no sense of fulfillment after finishing a series.

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 Рік тому +5

      @@IchiroSakamoto Ok boomer

    • @hypnoz7871
      @hypnoz7871 Рік тому +30

      @@TheLobsterCopter5000 He's maybe a boomer. But he's speaking facts.
      95% of streaming shows are just the same garbage once you seen enough.

    • @TheLobsterCopter5000
      @TheLobsterCopter5000 Рік тому +3

      @@hypnoz7871 Yep, just what a boomer would say

    • @OzzlyOsborne
      @OzzlyOsborne Рік тому +22

      ​@@TheLobsterCopter5000almost like people with more experience know things lol

  • @matureenough34
    @matureenough34 2 роки тому +11

    Jordan: This is the content the internet wants
    Walter White: You’re goddamn right!

  • @TheresaRobertsonLROL
    @TheresaRobertsonLROL 2 роки тому +15

    Roger is back! I’ve miss these videos.

  • @andrewgutmann9432
    @andrewgutmann9432 2 роки тому +3

    0:49 Nah, good ol’ Righty will never leave me.

  • @40g33k
    @40g33k 2 роки тому +25

    These keep getting better.

  • @pushing2throttles
    @pushing2throttles 2 роки тому +16

    I'll just steal my parents password triggers the greatest meltdown... EVER! Roger, well played!

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 2 роки тому

      This is so accurate tho 🤣 eapicaly when the guy said this is the content I want

  • @jwatts1980
    @jwatts1980 2 роки тому +16

    You guys really expanded the Horton Extended Universe in this one. Can't wait for the one where Roger fights Bezos for control of the world's last dollar!

    • @KVerne009
      @KVerne009 2 роки тому

      gold comment hiding in depths

  • @ElSilva
    @ElSilva 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks

  • @Aroniyun
    @Aroniyun 2 роки тому +5

    That movie about a ghost haunted by a ghost really does sound good.

  • @loriki8766
    @loriki8766 Рік тому +9

    IDK why streaming services don't just limit the number of devices per account that can stream at one time. Pay x amount to stream on one device at a time, pay y amount to stream on 2 devices at a time, etc... If Netflix calls me out for sharing with kids then I'm cancelling.

  • @francoisdumont8291
    @francoisdumont8291 2 роки тому +16

    That ending was amazing!

  • @dungimon1912
    @dungimon1912 Рік тому +9

    Wow, I’ve found your channel recently and you’ve really made me start questioning everything lol. Thanks Roger and team!

  • @brettschmuckler4242
    @brettschmuckler4242 2 роки тому +47

    I really love how your wife is getting more screen time! does this mean your marriage (and house?) count as a write-off?

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +56

      Ha this isn’t our house, but yes I married her for tax reasons.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 2 роки тому +13

      @@cracked Always the romantic, Dr. Jordan+ BreedingMAX

  • @flpndrox
    @flpndrox 2 роки тому +64

    Damn, glad I picked up my Horton's Reality Escaping Electronic Brick instead.
    But seriously, Jack Hunter is a goddamn treasure.

    • @clumsykitten0076
      @clumsykitten0076 2 роки тому +3

      Oh that's Roger's real life name lol. For real though that man is on another level. Dude cracks me up every time.

    • @lawrencechesneau
      @lawrencechesneau 2 роки тому +2

      Yes. Yes he is.

  • @jimwoodard64
    @jimwoodard64 2 роки тому +8

    I love that you guys have brought back Cracked from the ether and made it funny again! Roger is likely my favorite character, but you all keep me in stiches.

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +1

      Hey thanks for giving me a chance!

  • @bocowan9106
    @bocowan9106 Рік тому +13

    I love how comfy he looked 😂

  • @chrisbaker8533
    @chrisbaker8533 2 роки тому +5

    Roger never fails to entertain.
    And that ending, A W E S O M E.
    Roger acting like an profane energizer bunny, he just keeps cursing and cursing and cursing.
    lol

  • @cracked
    @cracked 2 роки тому +156

    As always check our sources in the description, you can buy the shirt Anna is wearing at our online store (the-cracked-dispensary.creator-spring.com/listing/new-roger-horton-tennis-chihua?product=46) and if you shoot me your email here I’ll send you some behind the scenes stuff we can’t publish on UA-cam. forms.gle/A7JZTU5UR7fr7DxSA

    • @kyero8724
      @kyero8724 2 роки тому

      Where is "If Big UA-camrs were Honest?" Oh because that would expose you.

    • @joeavreg2254
      @joeavreg2254 2 роки тому +2

      I am watching it and I am in no means peculiar or unholy so this is clearly the content the internet wants.

    • @Procrastinator57
      @Procrastinator57 2 роки тому +6

      Might i suggest "If package delivery services were honest" ?

    • @simulping4371
      @simulping4371 2 роки тому +1

      the solution is obviously piracy

    • @Meisha-san
      @Meisha-san 2 роки тому +1

      Wow! Great writing, good delivery. This was so well done.

  • @MossTheBoss
    @MossTheBoss 2 роки тому +55

    I've never felt so attacked before. The only thing that kept me from cringing for the entire 5 minutes and 46 seconds was the 20 second Roger meltdown at the end. All is now forgiven! :D

  • @HeyTash
    @HeyTash 2 роки тому +3

    “Which we’ll cancel when the creative talent asks for more money..” 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @wandyfamilia
    @wandyfamilia Рік тому +32

    😂😂😂 I'll steal the password too.

    • @jimmychavez5559
      @jimmychavez5559 Рік тому +2

      U cant anymore

    • @wandyfamilia
      @wandyfamilia Рік тому +3

      @@jimmychavez5559 I just noticed yesterday 😭

    • @BoraHorzaGobuchul
      @BoraHorzaGobuchul Рік тому

      If you join the parent's network and your own network with a VPN, it's doable.

  • @KarmaticBuggAdventures
    @KarmaticBuggAdventures 2 роки тому +20

    This IS the content the internet wants! 👏 👏 👏

  • @menkaragamble8175
    @menkaragamble8175 2 роки тому +11

    3:38 kills me; both because its funny, and because its so true.

  • @Steve_in_NJ
    @Steve_in_NJ Рік тому +2

    I just LOVE Roger's "If xxx Were Honest" series! They are spot on! Roger is terrific. Are UA-cam video "actors" bound by SAG-AFTRA strikes? Roger should do a "If Union Leaders were Honest" video!

  • @ThatGuy-mu2rr
    @ThatGuy-mu2rr Рік тому +7

    The bloopers and outtakes are hilarious ! 😂

  • @loriki8766
    @loriki8766 Рік тому +9

    Streaming services aren't even making 2 seasons anymore. They pump up a "great new show", get everyone hooked and then drop it. I don't even watch stuff anymore until the series concludes. If there's only a single season or it ends on a cliff hanger then I don't bother.

    • @Vly-nn2sv
      @Vly-nn2sv Рік тому +3

      Shows either explode first season, and then you can expect 10 additional seasons, each worse than the previous, or it doesn't, so it'll get killed before people even have the time to create a community around it.

  • @kombuchamooch
    @kombuchamooch Рік тому +11

    2:21 hits different now

    • @patrickd8654
      @patrickd8654 Рік тому

      The video is just about one year old. What had changed between then and the time you made your comment?

    • @kombuchamooch
      @kombuchamooch Рік тому

      @@patrickd8654 WGA and now SAG-AFTRA strike

  • @Specific_Hazard
    @Specific_Hazard 2 роки тому +1

    Glad this guy is still around and does these videos!

  • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
    @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 2 роки тому +3

    Don't forget forcing you to get a VPN because your favorite shows and movies will only be available in other countries.

  • @robertkral9967
    @robertkral9967 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks!

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому

      Thanks so much!! I really appreciate it!

  • @jackbenimblejack1
    @jackbenimblejack1 2 роки тому +16

    yes this is the content the internet wants.... can we get a 3 hour + video of roger yelling out naughty words?

  • @jamesriley2927
    @jamesriley2927 2 роки тому +2

    I really dig the honesty of this video.

  • @midnightkitty8172
    @midnightkitty8172 2 роки тому +10

    There were some very good points made here.
    As in me, pointing myself in a different direction away from the 'Streaming Services'.

  • @nimbusspacewagon
    @nimbusspacewagon 2 роки тому +1

    Lost my mind at the ‘Ghost haunting another ghost’ gag… that was delivered perfectly!

  • @rosieroo538
    @rosieroo538 2 роки тому +5

    I would genuinely watch a film about a ghost getting haunted by another ghost.

  • @illumi9044
    @illumi9044 2 роки тому +1

    2:36
    Flashback to blue is the warmest colour

  • @Lunafeir
    @Lunafeir Рік тому +87

    This is why we’ve reached another golden age of piracy :)

  • @GwG-aka-TheGoatee
    @GwG-aka-TheGoatee 2 роки тому +14

    Roger is always the best part of these :D

    • @Zebra_3
      @Zebra_3 2 роки тому

      a SOB...but at least he's honest.

  • @neoupath
    @neoupath 2 роки тому +18

    Glad to see this series is back! Missed Roger’s sarcasm

  • @aaronk8440
    @aaronk8440 2 роки тому +7

    Haha! My wife and I look just like Jordan and the lady after we finally get our daughter to sleep.

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +13

      That's my actual wife, so we're just doing what we always do haha

    • @aaronk8440
      @aaronk8440 2 роки тому +3

      @@cracked That is just adorable

  • @Gamer3427
    @Gamer3427 2 роки тому +86

    Netflix in particular is rather terrible about the whole "we'll slowly edge out stuff you want to see for our 'originals'" type thing. I used Netflix briefly many years ago when they were pretty much the only streaming service, and there was an absolute ton of great shows on there. Then last year I signed up for it again to finally get around to trying a couple of shows that interested me, and I realized that the vast majority of the content they used to have had gone to other streaming services, and that most of Netflix's content these days is low quality adaptations of much better shows, low quality productions that they clearly spent as little they could on, the subbed only versions of anime that has been dubbed for years, or random Korean or Chinese dramas with no dubbing or dubbing so bad that it gives the whole industry a bad name.
    They *do* have a few good shows, but they're few and far between and you have to wade through so much junk to find them.

    • @calmbbaer
      @calmbbaer 2 роки тому +12

      The fact that they're losing content isn't really their fault; the content creators and rival services finally got their crap together and started their own streaming services, and they're not garbage quality any longer. The fact that, to compensate, nearly everything they make easily visible is a Netflix exclusive IS their fault. And it makes the problem look even worse than it is. Pretty soon Netflix will be the service you get once you run out of things to watch on Amazon and Disney... IF it lasts that long.

    • @JoshuaCastillo6309
      @JoshuaCastillo6309 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah it’s getting kind of annoying. Who tf cares about shows like “Virgin River” or whatever it’s called?

    • @Snooder
      @Snooder 2 роки тому +7

      Join the superior subbed stans and all that anime, Chinese shows, and K-dramas suddenly turn into amazing content. Just saying.

    • @Ralathar44
      @Ralathar44 2 роки тому

      Honestly why are people blaming Netflix? The people selling them their shows went behind their backs and made new deals for more money resulting in everything being piecemealed off. Netflix did the only reasonable thing it could do, make as much decent to great stuff of its own so that it wouldn't be put out of business by megacorporations with even more money than it poaching all its content in an attempt to assassinate Netflix while also taking its subscribers. It's literally the best possible move Netflix had available. Not just for them, but for subscribers. Which is more than I can say for some other changes like wanting to put ads back in. But I guess at some point if your own customers are blaming you for not having the money to outbid Disney for your shows then you gotta start swinging for the fences. Because dumbass customers actively working against their own interests by taking out their anger at losing shows on you instead of the actual companies that took them away. My personal favorites are the people who supposedly canceled their Netflix years ago but are always current on any new Netflix show or anime that is good. I'm sure some of them do actually just pirate or watch someone else's account but you just KNOW a significant % of them are still subscribed and just talking shit lol.

    • @calico9046
      @calico9046 2 роки тому +8

      @@Snooder right? Sub is better than dub. Not to mention, dub is slowly becoming more PC over time including little woke phrases & references not in the original manga. It’s not just for anime either. I watched several Korean shows (Silent Sea, Hellbound, All of Us Are Dead, Squid Game) in Korean

  • @letsRegulateSociopaths
    @letsRegulateSociopaths Рік тому

    there are so many of these videos and THEY ARE ALL TOTALLY ON POINT!!! Makes you question.....everything. Rightfully.

  • @stevechance150
    @stevechance150 Рік тому +18

    If it's not as popular as Squid Game (or Stranger Things) they will cancel it after two seasons. They ONLY want another Stranger Things.

    • @playdiscgolf1546
      @playdiscgolf1546 Рік тому

      So basically if all the 12-18 year olds aren’t watching, then we’re screwed.

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 2 роки тому +1

    The irony that flickering photons and erratic sounds are right this minute lulling my seldom used body into another night (actually afternoon) of sweet sweet unconsciousness.

  • @matthiassventoest6800
    @matthiassventoest6800 2 роки тому +6

    how good is roger.., this writing team is great.., and the performances are great. Good stuff cracked

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +3

      Hey thanks so much!

  • @spacecase13
    @spacecase13 2 роки тому +1

    Pure cathartic outro! Roger continues to nail the attitude!

  • @normancomeau371
    @normancomeau371 2 роки тому +5

    I thought Aldous Huxley was fast with new word combinations but this brave new Rodger has zeitgeist !

  • @LivingInTheShade
    @LivingInTheShade 2 роки тому +2

    My favourite is back! The cursing 🤣 I am sure Roger got those blankets from Groupon as I have an identical one.

  • @boneappletea3858
    @boneappletea3858 Рік тому +62

    Me and everyone i know stopped using Netflix when they started making anyone that wasn't in the same household unable to access an account even if they'd lived there for years. It's a joke anyway.

    • @Visplight
      @Visplight Рік тому +8

      Yo ho ho, matey.

    • @Cergorach
      @Cergorach Рік тому +7

      Yes, and everyone of you who stopped paying for Netflix got replaced by two that do... Here, watch some Horton's for free (first month), just sign here for the 3 year dedicated subscription! Price: Your soul! ;)

    • @BenthewildchildE750
      @BenthewildchildE750 Рік тому +4

      How do they know that?

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 2 роки тому +1

    🤣Man! Love at the end when Roger didn't seem to realize that that business practice hole. That leaves his companies finance in a tighter spot.

  • @animelife6476
    @animelife6476 2 роки тому +8

    Roger is back yeah

  • @YodaMan-420
    @YodaMan-420 2 роки тому +5

    "this is the content the internet wants" yes it is.😂👍

  • @ashtonoak4370
    @ashtonoak4370 2 роки тому +4

    If i was honest:
    Ive been living off free trials since AOL.
    I have so many email addresses youd think id house a family of 50

  • @ricoaioa
    @ricoaioa 2 роки тому +1

    5:23 Thats Netflix after seeing people sharing their password, plus the ever growing list of new streaming services 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dimoslaros724
    @dimoslaros724 2 роки тому +5

    Hahaha, this is genius. ♥ Good job team. 👍 Please show more bloopers of you folks, they are priceless. ♥

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +6

      THOSE WEREN'T BLOOPERS THEY WERE ART

    • @dimoslaros724
      @dimoslaros724 2 роки тому +1

      @@cracked bloopers are art as well. Because they are genuine. Still cool. 😂

  • @thetrumpnewsnetwork7503
    @thetrumpnewsnetwork7503 2 роки тому +3

    It always warms my heart to see Jack ... er I mean Roger on my stream.

  • @x_Torment
    @x_Torment 2 роки тому +2

    Thanks for the content I was needing.

  • @anigodess
    @anigodess 2 роки тому +59

    My family makes fun of me for buying Blu-ray and dvd because it’s a “dead format (?)” and everything’s on streaming
    Which is great cuz I love that my movie library will disappear and move onto a different service for a fee, and on a whim. I love that episodes or. Intent will be cut because some whiny c*not decided that it’s inappropriate and wrong, which is why I loved it in the first place.

    • @blackjac5000
      @blackjac5000 2 роки тому +7

      And that's all before how the Internet connection could suddenly conk out and you can't get to the streaming service. Seriously, years ago during a snowstorm a downed tree took out our cable...but I still had my massive personal DVD library.

    • @jasonmajere2165
      @jasonmajere2165 2 роки тому +2

      Same, hate buying digital copy of anything. You’ll own nothing and love it…

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 2 роки тому

      If i really like a show/movie i buy a DVD. well if i intend ot watch ti more then once that is.

  • @xredgambit
    @xredgambit 2 роки тому +2

    Looks like that couple was able to buy that house. Also the ending is the best.

  • @OfirFatal
    @OfirFatal 2 роки тому +3

    Love this series, so glad that it's back!

  • @gregtrueman3800
    @gregtrueman3800 2 роки тому +2

    These honest ads are the best thing to come out of Cracked in about ten years. I miss the old Cracked before the website started sucking and clickbait bullshit took over

  • @KevinBourgeois
    @KevinBourgeois 2 роки тому +5

    This is indeed the content that the internet wants :)

  • @scribblebeck
    @scribblebeck 2 роки тому

    Oh man! The snuggling guy @ 4:43 He's consistently hilarious with his small moments!!!

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому

      Hey thanks!

  • @RexTiredAF
    @RexTiredAF 2 роки тому +5

    Roger saying f**k you a dozen times is exactly what I needed to kick into hogj gear this morning.
    Thanks!

  • @willdeimode2916
    @willdeimode2916 2 роки тому +1

    "We have a whole category called: 'formulaic and morally uncomplicated legal procedurals set in cities you can find on a map'"
    Looking at you, Dick Wolf

  • @NeXaSLvL
    @NeXaSLvL Рік тому +4

    last night I dreamt that I was stuck to a chair and forced to watch a video of massive piles of maggots and rot and gore and disgusting horrors. this kinda brought me back to that

  • @GreymansGoose
    @GreymansGoose 2 роки тому +1

    Yes Jordan.... this is, indeed, the content the internet wants.

    • @cracked
      @cracked 2 роки тому +2

      I knew it.

  • @briangarrow448
    @briangarrow448 2 роки тому +36

    I have a 48” television with multiple streaming apps and I watch less than one hour a week. I listen to over 8 hours a day of free audiobooks from my local public library. And I have never been happier.

    • @kiky2232
      @kiky2232 2 роки тому

      Yup.watching some stupid shit after another is just waste of time.

    • @marmadukescarlet7791
      @marmadukescarlet7791 2 роки тому +4

      I canceled all of them, because I hardly ever used them.

    • @cindixgaming3557
      @cindixgaming3557 2 роки тому

      Are you being sarcastic or
      Serious question

    • @mattstyles2498
      @mattstyles2498 2 роки тому +10

      Ur happy paying for multiple streaming apps u barely use?

    • @sunfireThu
      @sunfireThu 2 роки тому

      I only have YT Premium for music streaming.
      Others I have cancelled them all.