@@SonjaMorrison-i7j Just stay where you are. It will come to you. Maybe starvation, perhaps another manufactured virus, perhaps an extremist after a fatwa.
I don't understand podcasts that are 5-20min long.. Isn't the whole point of a podcast to be long form audio? 🤔 That's like saying you write books, but they're 1 page 😂
If prices go up anymore I would not worry about inflation because we will be having a full blown Revolution at that point and we will all be feasting on the Rich. Eat The Rich.
Horton hears-a-who corporate control of everything? All the overrated merchandise that consumers really, seriously DON'T need,? Ssswwweeeeeeeeetttt!!!😂😂😂.
@@ganjjabarsmedium2347 What an Era! Rudolph was invented by the Montgomery Ward Department Store, and Philip Morris and Chesterfield had Christmas themed Cigarette Cartons perfect as a gift for the smoker in your family
@@oxymoron02 On the planetary scale, they might only make up 1 in 125 of the crisis, but they account for a much bigger share of mass decline in body composition.
Nah. X-mas. Roger Horton hears-a-who news is much better 'nicer' than this. Isn't Elon Musk a bureaucrat who thinks it's Cyberpunk Day? On *every* Fourth of July?? Swwwweeeeeeeeeettttt!! Merchandise from some MAGA FX company, conglomerate,and corporation that just exploits their own employees and employers? It couldn't happen, could it?😂😂😂. Now , where's the spiked egg nog??? I want more of it, dammit!!!😅😅😅..
I hope the video ends with all the CEOs getting increased security and going into hiding because they are afraid of the Super Luigi Bro, lol, because they wanted those profit increases.
2:00 It does feel weird that the latest call of duty black ops game chose the gulf war as a setting. It's also just a little too close to the chaos in the 21st century middle east the US created.
I havent played but it wouldve really been something if they detailed the russian invasion into Ukraine or Israel's genocide. CoD that follows current events.
@@Thereisalwaysbetter apparently the Russians have already made a whole movie and game about a battle they won using Wagner PMC. The Best In Hell ( name of the movie and game) still Shocked COD hasn't done anything similar the Ukrainians have multiple stories and missions to make movies and games about.
In 2024, I went on reading/watching kicks about climate change, political history and the possibilities of extraterrestrial life. As a result, I've become more nihilistic/less hopeful than ever about the direction human civilization is likely to take within my lifetime. Seems like we're knowingly selling out for short term gains at the expense of future generations because "I can't care if I'm dead". And in the extremely unlikely event of an alien invasion, maybe our new overlords would do a better job of managing the planet.
It's worse than a lack of concern for what happens after one's passing. CEOs can't legally do anything but sell out for short-term gains, because shareholders have grounds to sue a CEO if they calculate that last season's returns could've been higher!
Happy Holidays!! Honest Ads Team you guys and girls are the best!!! Please never stop this!! I would literally pay for this like a an over priced Netflix subscription!! :)))
@@StupidJLee Where do you live that lets you buy than much weed all at once? In Oklahoma, where dispensaries are everywhere, they limit you to 3 ounces maximum.
@@user-ne9sd4ow1o You clearly haven't the foggiest clue what you are talking about, lol. Almost all dispensaries are small businesses! And buying weed any other way is stupid, illegal, expensive, and difficult!
When in doubt Hort it out. Get your hands on the Horton 2025 a all new 25 calber product. Looting stores in NYC or defending your home from people calling you a squatter the Horton 2025 is up to the task. Pre order your special edition of 25 fired by Horton towards Former Union Official(s). Drops officially on January 22 2025.
@@MatthewTheWanderer its just the bubble/echo chamber thing, I realize that when I have opinion, my twitter get flooded by accounts that has the same opinion, good thing they now have community notes
"I hope you enjoy your last Christmas" said Queen Elizabeth. "Christmas is a war." Roger Horton. The drones are arriving to enslave you dunces. I hope everyone has been good because my guess is they'll start with the inmates. Merry Christmas everybody🎄
Information is key to surviving the next quarter of this century. I give us 6 years before it's too late to prepare. Don't get caught up with pointless and pointless news, learn practical skills, collect information on how to produce basic survival tools and substances. You don't have long, prepare as much as your lifestyles allow.
haven't watched it, but my first thought was " there would be worldwide revolution " Though I suppose that the question would have to be "what if everybody's understanding of the truth were honest? " Don't worry, there's too many systems and mechanisms in place for that to ever happen! To paraphrase a line from one of the band Stafford's songs "Welcome to the phuct up future!" HAPPY NEW YEARS !
Happy Winter Solstice season🍪🥛❄️🪵🔥☃️🎄🤶🎁🎅!!! Enjoy the last few days we have left of 2024!!! Thank you for getting us thru this year Horton!!!! See you again in 2025!!! Be safe everyone
Happy Hortmass. Hope everyone has bought all the useless horton crap for your loved ones and friends. After all Roger needs that big fat bonus and the those 4th quarter dividends are not going to fill themselves.
New writers? D.E.I worked its way into the writers room on this channel too?? Stick with criticism on consumerism. And leave the politics to those with better talent on the subject. This was my last "honest" video. Cheers from Sweden 🇸🇪🤘😎🤙🇸🇪
And in a few days it's going to be the new year and we're in for a whole world of hurt. So, enjoy 2024 for a little while longer because things aren't looking good
I resolve in 2024 to make no New Year's resolutions in 2025. That way at least I'm not a loser like the rest of you. Not that I'm not a loser, I just choose to not lose making stupid resolutions. Anyway, to Roger, Rachel, and that nerdy poser needing a shave and a real job, I bid the entire Horton Family a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. May 2025 leave us amazed as Humanity finally gets its act together. Or not. No surprise there, really. I'd be more surprised if it happened. We're more likely to blow up the Sun or something equally stupid. May the Hort be with you!!
“We’re all gonna die soon.” Ooh! Can’t wait!
Same
Not wrong.
Innit? Can't wait.
Is there a meet up point?
@@SonjaMorrison-i7j Just stay where you are. It will come to you. Maybe starvation, perhaps another manufactured virus, perhaps an extremist after a fatwa.
"Does everything need to be a F**king podcast these days?" - Could not agree more!!
Yes! I HATE podcasts! They are usually extremely boring with too much downtime!
I don't understand podcasts that are 5-20min long.. Isn't the whole point of a podcast to be long form audio? 🤔 That's like saying you write books, but they're 1 page 😂
that is because youtube add revenue is higher for longform podcast same that everything is a investment video higher pay means more content
Coming soon, my podcast about podacasts!
I will be uploading reaction vids of your content@@loupnuit1
People better stock up on useless shit now before next year when a loaf of bread is $69.
Ahhh. Cryptocurrency.
@@Jerry-o3p Bitcoin has been valued for 100k per coin now so yeah
If prices go up anymore I would not worry about inflation because we will be having a full blown Revolution at that point and we will all be feasting on the Rich. Eat The Rich.
God,I love the sarcasm and snark.
Merry Merchmas,the billionaires are counting on us......
Ahh. Capitalism. Isn't it overrated these days??
Bro is fighting for his life while dropping his own Neuralink remix
i appreciate the honesty from this channel!
so i know i am not crazy
Shouldn't this be "If Christmas were honest?" When you clickbait your title, it's no longer honest!
@@EmeraldEyesEsoteric At least the title was accurate for the second half of the video.
Merry Hortmas!🎄🎅🏼
Merry Cult of Santa Claus Day!
Horton enterprises where you owe us a dollar every time you smile.
Horton hears-a-who corporate control of everything?
All the overrated merchandise that consumers really, seriously DON'T need,?
Ssswwweeeeeeeeetttt!!!😂😂😂.
"Now where are those Sniveling little Elves?" 😄
I would be honored to spend the planet's final years with a hologram of Roger Horton.
Thank you Coka Cola for this glorious era of Christmas consumerism 🙌
Uhhhh, you might wanna brush up on your history. Coca Cola is like 0.8% of the problem.
@@ganjjabarsmedium2347 What an Era! Rudolph was invented by the Montgomery Ward Department Store, and Philip Morris and Chesterfield had Christmas themed Cigarette Cartons perfect as a gift for the smoker in your family
@@oxymoron02 On the planetary scale, they might only make up 1 in 125 of the crisis, but they account for a much bigger share of mass decline in body composition.
Holy f***ing Christ! I laughed so hard at "We're all gonna die soon"!
My sincerest thank you for what you do. I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
2024, another year that leaves me wondering if we're moving closer to Cyberpunk 2077 becoming reality, or Idiocracy
It's both 😢
Nah. X-mas. Roger Horton hears-a-who news is much better 'nicer' than this.
Isn't Elon Musk a bureaucrat who thinks it's Cyberpunk Day?
On *every* Fourth of July??
Swwwweeeeeeeeeettttt!!
Merchandise from some MAGA FX company, conglomerate,and corporation that just exploits their own employees and employers?
It couldn't happen, could it?😂😂😂.
Now , where's the spiked egg nog???
I want more of it, dammit!!!😅😅😅..
@@dwselThere's not enough eggs in this egg nog!!!❤❤. ✌️✌️
Cyberpunk 2077 too many people see thru corps and government shit
neither, just boring consumerism
I hope the video ends with all the CEOs getting increased security and going into hiding because they are afraid of the Super Luigi Bro, lol, because they wanted those profit increases.
your very sick.
2:00 It does feel weird that the latest call of duty black ops game chose the gulf war as a setting. It's also just a little too close to the chaos in the 21st century middle east the US created.
I havent played but it wouldve really been something if they detailed the russian invasion into Ukraine or Israel's genocide. CoD that follows current events.
@@Thereisalwaysbetter apparently the Russians have already made a whole movie and game about a battle they won using Wagner PMC. The Best In Hell ( name of the movie and game) still Shocked COD hasn't done anything similar the Ukrainians have multiple stories and missions to make movies and games about.
In 2024, I went on reading/watching kicks about climate change, political history and the possibilities of extraterrestrial life. As a result, I've become more nihilistic/less hopeful than ever about the direction human civilization is likely to take within my lifetime. Seems like we're knowingly selling out for short term gains at the expense of future generations because "I can't care if I'm dead". And in the extremely unlikely event of an alien invasion, maybe our new overlords would do a better job of managing the planet.
It's worse than a lack of concern for what happens after one's passing. CEOs can't legally do anything but sell out for short-term gains, because shareholders have grounds to sue a CEO if they calculate that last season's returns could've been higher!
Merry hortmas
Britty: "Um. Well, uhhh - that is totally okay!" 😅🥰
Happy Holidays!! Honest Ads Team you guys and girls are the best!!! Please never stop this!! I would literally pay for this like a an over priced Netflix subscription!! :)))
So true.....Xmas merch is in stores before Halloween
Always has been
Oh I'm buying my boxes of Whiskey, because it helped me through 2024, so I'm sure it'll work in 2025. Merry Christmas to everyone.
Yessir. Buying my pound of weed.
@@StupidJLee Where do you live that lets you buy than much weed all at once? In Oklahoma, where dispensaries are everywhere, they limit you to 3 ounces maximum.
@MatthewTheWanderer Michigan. 2.5 oz allowance per dispo but you can can hit one after the other. They don't keep track.
@@MatthewTheWanderer Buy from a human.. Not a corporation
@@user-ne9sd4ow1o You clearly haven't the foggiest clue what you are talking about, lol. Almost all dispensaries are small businesses! And buying weed any other way is stupid, illegal, expensive, and difficult!
Merry Christmas. Thank you so much❤❤❤❤❤
"Cheers...we're all gonna die soon!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅💀💀💀 It's funny 'cause it's true! 😂😂😅😪😓😩😫😨😰😱😵💫🤯🤯🤯🤯☠️💀😶🫥😑😐🙂 #IveBeenRogerByTheWay 🫡👍🏾
Not all hope is lost regarding climate change …the United Nations advocates veganism as a significant means to reduce carbon emissions
THIS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY CHRISTMAS DAY!!!!!!!🎉🎉❤❤🎄
CHEERS!!! ✨️🥂🌹
Gotta love the attention to detail when floating the phone near the fire. Metaphorically painting Horton like the devil.
Happy Hortondays everyone!🎄🤶🏾❄️🎁☃️
I mentioned you guys on linkedin and you gained 50,000 subscribers in 9 months. Keep up the good work.
America got Tom Homan for Christmas. That is the best present ever.
6:00 *THEIR FACE* 😂💀
Those mugs lol
I didn't even notice til you said something lmao
I’m just curious. Was there a point in the last few years when Honest Ads got all new writers?
They started getting more of their staff involved in the videos themselves, and yeah, I think they grew their group as well.
5:43 the reason Trump made the "Laughing Kamala" thing. He was so mad that she laughed at him for saying something so hilariously stupid
You must not lave listened to anything that's come out of Kamala's mouth. She's still the record holder on saying stupid stuff.
@@fifthrider conservatives cannot process objective reality; all they are able to process is whatever oozes out of their treasonous supreme leader
@@fifthriderDo you arrive at that level of delusion through hallucinogens or does it come naturally to you?
When in doubt Hort it out. Get your hands on the Horton 2025 a all new 25 calber product. Looting stores in NYC or defending your home from people calling you a squatter the Horton 2025 is up to the task. Pre order your special edition of 25 fired by Horton towards Former Union Official(s). Drops officially on January 22 2025.
Not every one is on X and that is hard for them to expect.
Yep, the vast majority of people have never been on Twitter, and it is, in fact, one of the smaller social media networks.
@@MatthewTheWanderer its just the bubble/echo chamber thing, I realize that when I have opinion, my twitter get flooded by accounts that has the same opinion, good thing they now have community notes
@@neohybridkai I wouldn't use Twitter if my life depended on it!
Thank you for keeping the spirit up this positive year ;-) Greetings from Ukraine
True story, the more neuralink you have, the more you sound and act like Elon.
I'd rather get a brain transplant from a hamster.
Neuralink is going to be a system of mind control first and foremost, if they even succeed
So, a discord mod then.
One good thing about being old...nobody expects you to stay sober the entire day. 😃
Merry Christmas and a great 2025 for all the team...! We really need your ad's to survive 2025-2029...!
Wait, when is Hortmas, do I use the Hortgrorian calendar or Hortjulian one?
yes
Appreciate savage tone 😂
I friggin love these guys...i will i would like to donate for this channel❤😉😉😁
Awesome 🎉 Thank you 🎉
"Just love those Horton products!" They kinda tell it right on this channel.
Thank you for 2024, Roger
"I hope you enjoy your last Christmas" said Queen Elizabeth. "Christmas is a war." Roger Horton. The drones are arriving to enslave you dunces. I hope everyone has been good because my guess is they'll start with the inmates. Merry Christmas everybody🎄
I'm trying to tell if this is a tongue-in-cheek comment about the hopelessness of the current state of global affairs, or just a conspiracy thing.
@oxymoron02 you hit the nail on the head by choosing both. That was exactly what i was trying to achieve with the comment. 💛
After a video like this one, I feel like I need a shot too!
Great video. Love the humor.
Well. stuff my stocking, and call me frosty.
Cheers guys 🎉
You can see the Christmas lights from the green screen in Britt's eyes. Does that mean her eyes are green?
Information is key to surviving the next quarter of this century. I give us 6 years before it's too late to prepare. Don't get caught up with pointless and pointless news, learn practical skills, collect information on how to produce basic survival tools and substances. You don't have long, prepare as much as your lifestyles allow.
haven't watched it, but my first thought was " there would be worldwide revolution " Though I suppose that the question would have to be "what if everybody's understanding of the truth were honest? " Don't worry, there's too many systems and mechanisms in place for that to ever happen! To paraphrase a line from one of the band Stafford's songs "Welcome to the phuct up future!" HAPPY NEW YEARS !
I got horzempic for Christmas thanks!
Where can i get those mugs?
1 minute ago is crazy
Hopefully 2025 will be about Luigi Mangioni copycats.
man i just wanted the kerbal space program making history and breaking ground expansions and i got sweatpants :-(
Was that last bit an Eerie Indiana reference?
Your hand switched position holding the phone several times
Merry Christmas
Happy Winter Solstice season🍪🥛❄️🪵🔥☃️🎄🤶🎁🎅!!! Enjoy the last few days we have left of 2024!!! Thank you for getting us thru this year Horton!!!! See you again in 2025!!! Be safe everyone
her mug XD
Happy Holidays folks 😊
Your son is starting to talk like the people in the forced work camp, I'm worried NeuraLink isn't as Elon Musk had foresent it would be.
All I want for Christmas is Britt. 🎅💝
People getting all hyped up and buying buying buying... THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!
I'm "Watching the End of the World. "
“Works every time “. Yeah
Cant wait to YOU in 2025.
This brother is carrying a whole nother channel. Well everyone wanna be famous
It was a great year. I can't wait for 2025. I've heard the government has a plan to make it great too.
4:36-4:46 Felt that!
Happy Hortmass. Hope everyone has bought all the useless horton crap for your loved ones and friends. After all Roger needs that big fat bonus and the those 4th quarter dividends are not going to fill themselves.
Waluigi in 2025
Shouldn't this be "If Christmas were honest?" When you clickbait your title, it's no longer honest!
Merry Rogerxmas
horton hears a who?..
I'll have what he's having.😜
No Santa in the Bible.
Happy hellidays!
We're all gonna d1e soon...
I hope so.
"Today is a good day to die!" -- Worf, Star Trek: The Next Generation
Christmas cancelled? fine by me!
Best sarcasm ever, global warming! Ha, it's like Roger took a dump and sold us the idea...
New writers? D.E.I worked its way into the writers room on this channel too??
Stick with criticism on consumerism. And leave the politics to those with better talent on the subject.
This was my last "honest" video.
Cheers from Sweden 🇸🇪🤘😎🤙🇸🇪
Same ,this was poorly written clearly biased garbage. Another Channel gone to the dogs.
@@theghostofsabertache9049 Lol the right has you so confused your hating on white people now.
Saint Roger
The impending doom is real. It's hard to enjoy the holidays when I know what's about to happen next month.
Pray enlighten us?
@@MistbornPrincess For details, the Heritage Foundation published 922 pages worth. It's quite enlightening.
The guy in the white sweater looks like Tony Stewart 😳
Happy Rogmass everyone!
Watch out that Neuralink could catch fire at any time!
Gotta love Horton
And in a few days it's going to be the new year and we're in for a whole world of hurt. So, enjoy 2024 for a little while longer because things aren't looking good
Did you pay Depeche Mode for Roger's unexpected rendition of their song?
Where's the damn hurricane coverage??
Merry Christmas Maestros!
Viva Las Vegas 😆 🤣
Oh great, they made a funny video about greedy corporations and consumerism at Christmas... how original.
Your stalker could already use another account to look at your Twitter/X account stuff anyway (if your account wasn't set to private).
2024 was hopeful and positive until Nov 5.
I can't tell if you are sarcastic or not.
@@Mate397 No worries, being unable to figure out the obvious is common among conservatives.
Move away with Ellen then! Bye Felicia!
then, i guess you have to leave. Please do so, i less Marxist.
Its fun to bother rich people.
I resolve in 2024 to make no New Year's resolutions in 2025. That way at least I'm not a loser like the rest of you. Not that I'm not a loser, I just choose to not lose making stupid resolutions. Anyway, to Roger, Rachel, and that nerdy poser needing a shave and a real job, I bid the entire Horton Family a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. May 2025 leave us amazed as Humanity finally gets its act together. Or not. No surprise there, really. I'd be more surprised if it happened. We're more likely to blow up the Sun or something equally stupid. May the Hort be with you!!
you created a paradox