Shower Thoughts That Mess With Your Head

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • Hello, and here's some shower thoughts that will absolutely mess with your head no doubts about it.
    ah yes, here we are again, more shower thoughts. i'm not sure what it is about these, but i'm always stunned by some of them. they make you think, question, and begin to despise reality whilst blowing your mind simultaneously.
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  • @StormlordOG
    @StormlordOG Рік тому +53

    A professional fisherman is just a master baiter

  • @krakentoast
    @krakentoast Рік тому +30

    I normally hate short video content but it is also ideal for videos like this

  • @Fetuchynni
    @Fetuchynni Рік тому +30

    "We're pretty lucky sleeping is still free"
    Who tells him that hotels exist?

    • @ElderSteak5
      @ElderSteak5 Рік тому +3

      No it’s: ”who’s telling him hotels exist”

  • @YoMateo.
    @YoMateo. Рік тому +86

    Who didn’t come from TikTok raise their hands.✋

  • @cnav2345
    @cnav2345 Рік тому +15

    Shower thoughts; Why is it that you get on the bus, but you get in the car.

    • @Ur_Real_Dad
      @Ur_Real_Dad Рік тому +1

      Shower thought*

    • @Maximus5641
      @Maximus5641 Рік тому +2

      because you have to step higher to go on a bus and bend to get in a car

    • @Maximus5641
      @Maximus5641 Рік тому

      idk

    • @LarrynLawrie
      @LarrynLawrie 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Maximus5641STOP BEING SO SMART

  • @itsnicole11
    @itsnicole11 Рік тому +7

    I’ve heard someone complain about a spicy salad before. It was one episode of Kitchen Nightmares where the chef grilled the lettuce and covered it with spicy sauce for Gordon

  • @ItsJayMCZK
    @ItsJayMCZK Рік тому +4

    You will breathe manually if you hear the word breathe.

  • @rame.
    @rame. Рік тому +7

    🤯 These are CRAZY thoughts to have in the shower Dam, I am flabbergasted

  • @Maximus5641
    @Maximus5641 Рік тому +6

    4:19 guess I've been an adult my whole life.

  • @ElderSteak5
    @ElderSteak5 Рік тому +2

    Dam: People in January usually get the cheapest presents
    Me who’s born on January 28 (still in January): HOW, I LITERALLY GOT A PS4 FOR MY BIRTHDAY FROM MY FRIEND, NOT EVEN FAMILY

  • @metalegg467
    @metalegg467 Рік тому +2

    burning something up is the same as burning something down

  • @Cryoblade0447
    @Cryoblade0447 10 місяців тому

    For those of you who don't know, random tidbit, that map that was shown for the nuclear bunker part is a part of Indiana in the U.S, look it up

  • @CutestDogs0
    @CutestDogs0 9 місяців тому +2

    8:22 it actually gave them a huge advantage because one eye was already adjusted to the dark so they could take it off and be better.

  • @fireandicegaming5674
    @fireandicegaming5674 Рік тому +3

    Diamonds are easily a woman’s best friend

  • @cordingmabulay1001
    @cordingmabulay1001 Рік тому +2

    0:23
    Im not scared of the oceon.
    Im scared of what lurks in it
    Thats basically that moment

  • @traumatizedtrailblazer
    @traumatizedtrailblazer 8 місяців тому

    "the amount of people older than you will never increase."
    Me- what if when I was born, someone was in cardiac arrest and (clinically dead) and then came back to life?

  • @traumatizedtrailblazer
    @traumatizedtrailblazer 8 місяців тому

    The bodies on mount Everest are kind of like the natural version of cryotherapy

  • @MildlySleepy
    @MildlySleepy 8 місяців тому +1

    Aight imma go contemplate life now

  • @AvexusTheEgg
    @AvexusTheEgg 9 місяців тому

    the thing about glasses is something only someone who doesn’t wear glasses would say
    for specifics, you’re not _broadcsting_ the fact you have a defect, you’re circumventing the defect to make it not affect you

  • @LarrynLawrie
    @LarrynLawrie 2 місяці тому

    0:35 Funny is that I have insomnia AND I am a night owl and a morningbird wait now my brain is more messed up

  • @tortoiseyeeter7232
    @tortoiseyeeter7232 Рік тому +1

    The thing about ratings is because it shows that it had more ratings and it shows that it’s nit fake from 5 star bots

  • @phoenixthegreat2917
    @phoenixthegreat2917 11 місяців тому

    Did I actually just sit through that entire video lol

  • @MrWillsChannel
    @MrWillsChannel 7 місяців тому

    Me when someone I know is in the dark: 😵😵😵😵😮‍💨😮‍💨

  • @fredthemailman1880
    @fredthemailman1880 10 місяців тому

    "Losing two socks is more frustrating than losing one sock."
    What if the two socks were different? Then you'd be missing one from each pain! 🙂

  • @parxboiiz
    @parxboiiz Рік тому +3

    That last one is super relatable

  • @IsaaacWithThreeA
    @IsaaacWithThreeA Рік тому +1

    “Earth is single judging by how it has no rings.”
    Saturn has over 1,000 spouses?

  • @josephpatterson9183
    @josephpatterson9183 9 місяців тому

    There is a reason that we don’t have grape flavored ice cream, and it’s a sad story… 13:28

  • @superjoey100
    @superjoey100 Рік тому +1

    Can you do the Schmiggle?

  • @Seth-mu3wo
    @Seth-mu3wo 11 місяців тому

    You never hear of spicy salad.
    Thailand has entered the chat.

  • @JjJjJ200
    @JjJjJ200 3 місяці тому

    Well more people experience self service check outs unless you live in D.C. or New Jersey you don't know what you are missing out on. Also self checkouts can be useful if you are buying a personal item then you can pretend other people don't know or if the lines are long and you have 4 things.

  • @Deafinitely_Ethan
    @Deafinitely_Ethan 10 місяців тому +1

    OH HELL NAH I WAS BORN IN JANUARY I GET AN EXPENSIVE BIRTHDAY PRESENT IS 40 BUCKS CHEAP? I GO TO LAS VEGAS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

  • @blair51810
    @blair51810 Рік тому +1

    … I lost brain cells

  • @coutinho5554
    @coutinho5554 Рік тому +1

    For me money can buy happiness

  • @LukeFritts-ns4ri
    @LukeFritts-ns4ri Рік тому

    I actually switched the way I tied my shoe, I did it the double loop way and then I got non laced shoes and forgot how to tie them like that again and learned the one loop

  • @YuktubeIsDaFunniOne
    @YuktubeIsDaFunniOne Рік тому

    alot of these are good but the cat ones made it seem like a dog lover made all these

  • @Dot-the-lesbean
    @Dot-the-lesbean 11 місяців тому

    A dog is both a man’s and woman’s best friend because it says a man’s meaning everybody.

  • @SpongyTheReporter
    @SpongyTheReporter Рік тому +2

    wow

  • @TotallyGaming1
    @TotallyGaming1 Рік тому

    Not my head, my life

  • @manzoorulhaq2276
    @manzoorulhaq2276 8 місяців тому

    I’ll sub because I forgot to

  • @Moon_Crescent2341OO
    @Moon_Crescent2341OO Рік тому +1

    Ok 8:04 The Episode Is 5 seconds shorter than this one.

  • @saxyman108
    @saxyman108 Рік тому +1

    He has already said these.

    • @Ur_Real_Dad
      @Ur_Real_Dad Рік тому

      Yeah duh he put the videos into one idiot

  • @Moon_Crescent2341OO
    @Moon_Crescent2341OO Рік тому

    6:10 Are You a Robot Guys?

  • @Moon_Crescent2341OO
    @Moon_Crescent2341OO Рік тому

    8:11 uhhhhhhhh...

  • @tommyduffy-2732
    @tommyduffy-2732 Рік тому

    11:18 cats maybe? Idk

  • @globalgoals2802
    @globalgoals2802 11 місяців тому

    Looks like I'm an adult at 11yrs-

  • @Expertise_Corner
    @Expertise_Corner Рік тому

    How can make this video please tell me sir

  • @TripleAAABatteriesStudio
    @TripleAAABatteriesStudio Рік тому

    Wow

  • @DuckieAM_viewing_chanel
    @DuckieAM_viewing_chanel 7 місяців тому +1

    isnt it funny that yo and ur both means yo-ur?

  • @eshoolubiyi4995
    @eshoolubiyi4995 Рік тому

    a cat is woman's best friend

  • @Buckbeaks_AdoptMe13
    @Buckbeaks_AdoptMe13 Рік тому

    cats drink milk from other animals

  • @The-Real-Sanga
    @The-Real-Sanga Рік тому

    I actually touched the moon before
    It was a piece of it being displayed at a museum that you were allowed to touch 8:40

  • @Macnator
    @Macnator Рік тому

    i was the 700th liker :D

  • @2cornichons
    @2cornichons Рік тому

    That's not true cows drink milk from there moms too

  • @GerryBerry.24
    @GerryBerry.24 3 місяці тому

    14:27 this is offensive

  • @vinniethethatthing
    @vinniethethatthing Рік тому

  • @SDSMOfficial
    @SDSMOfficial Рік тому

    So Jesus stayed dead?

  • @ted-opps
    @ted-opps Рік тому

    t