fun fact: the middle finger came from English longbow archers that were taken captive. they would have their middle finger cut off. they would show their middle finger while they ran to safety. I typed this with my eyes closed
Actually the first recorded instance comes from the Roman Empire - it talks about a guy arguing with another guy on the street, he got fed up, gave him the middle finger and walked away.
I did the math and you hold the record of youngest person in the world for an average of about 0.23 seconds before somebody else is born. Also, 2:52 if you count dead people, the average person is only around 94% dead.
@@clouds2745 You don't always talk about events that have happened you talk about the goodness of God, His love for us and so much more. The bible is what we base our belief on but the clear foundation is God who is in the bible.
tickling does not make me laugh. it just hurts, its a torture for me. when people tried to tickle me at school, it didnt feel good, it was really bad, and didnt even work so i tried to explain that to people, then they didnt even believe me, and they kept trying to find that 'tickly part' that other people have
The day I was born was 23 hours and 52 minutes. I hope I die at 11:52 pm so the day I die and the day I was born are identical, and I hope that I was sleeping.
It doesnt matter how much you hate something, because the worst part of it is always the end of it.
“If you’re Dam then you’ll probably think more in 1 shower then you ever will in your entire lifetime, Shower Thoughts!”
That’s kinda smart tho-
Here's my redemption for Day #20 of asking to cover radio ulna synostosis in how rare is your body
“If you think that SA doesn’t effect your lif- “
You can do it
Damn: "Why do people always talk about starting a family, but never talk about finnishing one?"
Me: Let's see what we can do about that...
Why are these so satisfying
I can't even see stars here because of light pollution, so the farthest thing i have seen so far are distant buildings.
fun fact: the middle finger came from English longbow archers that were taken captive. they would have their middle finger cut off. they would show their middle finger while they ran to safety. I typed this with my eyes closed
Actually the first recorded instance comes from the Roman Empire - it talks about a guy arguing with another guy on the street, he got fed up, gave him the middle finger and walked away.
I did the math and you hold the record of youngest person in the world for an average of about 0.23 seconds before somebody else is born.
Also, 2:52 if you count dead people, the average person is only around 94% dead.
I’m just trying to enjoy a candy cane very slowly until he said ppl are made In a bed
man this guy thinks a lot in his shower
Skin got wrinkley 💀
Church is so much more than a book club
Yes ( with respect) I doubt he's ever been to church
but youre talking about events in a book
@@clouds2745 You don't always talk about events that have happened you talk about the goodness of God, His love for us and so much more. The bible is what we base our belief on but the clear foundation is God who is in the bible.
The last one hit me hard dude.
Me who collects and keeps my nail clippings: Damn right they’re still somewhere
Yoshikage kira
i would bet bro takes a whole hour shower to think of these but i won't bet
Wow. Deep.
2:48 unless you live in the southern hemisphere (like me) and have two summers
“Most people are made in a bed” that just got real dark 💀 💀
We know what happened, and we will never forget.
we know what happened and we won’t forget
Idk if you and me are thinking bout the same happenings but yeah I still know
1:26 MIND BLOWN
I can actually confirm my Korean relatives ate tacos with chopsticks.
Oh naw
@@TR3NDER oh yes.
This video has the same level of thinking as a shower
tickling does not make me laugh. it just hurts, its a torture for me. when people tried to tickle me at school, it didnt feel good, it was really bad, and didnt even work so i tried to explain that to people, then they didnt even believe me, and they kept trying to find that 'tickly part' that other people have
Who else has summer twice a year instead of winter?
"You're eyebrow will probably never touch another person's eyebrow"
As soon as he said that I went up to my mother and touch my eyebrow against her's.
In Minecraft you can't sleep when monster are nearby
So remember that when you can't sleep in real life for no reason
Me through most of the first minute: Hey, he's actually right!
Me hearing his thought in 0:55
"O-o... -oh😳"
I love the shower thoughts! May someone explain what a shower thought is though?
thoughts that may come into your head whilst you are in the shower
Thank you lol
I dont have any of these thoughts in the shower
It’s a thought that you think while in the shower 🤫
Just thoughts that come to you in random places like in the shower or bath.
crazy facts
Crazyfacts... OMG I DID IT WHAAAATTTTTT
Crazy fwcts
If apartments needed to be renamed they will be called together-ments
My mind in the shower: sombody is doin somthin in the world
6:06 jokes on you im not breathing:)
When you realised Shrek doesn’t begin with a famous movie logo.
crazy fact
2:44 nobody:
In school suspension: "I serve the *SOVIET UNION*
0:18 vehicle was so weird
So when I was born I was the youngest person for 1 second until some other guy was born.
My head is reeling
No day lasts 24 hours days are 23h and 56min that's way we have leap years and daylight savings time
use 2x speed to make yourself feel less like you are nothing but a speck in the universe
I typed ‘’crazy facts’’ with my eyes closed.
craz6 facts ohhhhhh lesss go i did that with my eyes closed
10:31 can anyone explain this....I dont understand
1:50 Being the longest doesn't necessarily imply being *long.*
The common rate one is fax
I like this guy😌👍
The farthest thing you can actually see is galaxy’s I think
0:47 0_0 thats a ..... dispeerbinhg thought
How many videos a day do you upload, do you sleep?
2:30 & 0:55 never thought it like that
7:32 facts
People like these type of comments
I'm scare of butterflies and moths so I treat them the same
"As a thief this is true"- Some anonymous thief :-$
I have actually sneezed with my eyes open and nothing happened.
Crazy thoughts oh my there is no way I am on my iPad way too much I memorized this
Crazy eyeww
Ok that Was actually close
👍
6:09 💀 my ears
You just hit 500k when I comment this
Clearly someone doesn’t know about the existence of rally cars
1:03
Imagine Voldemort...
0:17 well unless They die from a car crash lol
9:29 cuz girls are attracted to power
7:48 what about time changes? You can lose or gain an hour.
In one of his vids he says that if you kill a killer the number of killers stays the same.........😈 what if I kill two2 killers
11:09 - 11:32 They want that so they can do their job.
Every rock in the world has been touched by a living creature because bacteria touched it😂
0:57 I also live in a bed
People who were here before this blew up
👇
I'm having suspicions abt this guy. Not you but Dam.
@@platinumdiamond7 lol
If you do something, someone else is probably doing that same thing.
2:08 also racism
how do u think off all of this
Is people who make stuff up are weird, doesn't that makes us weird?
Where do you get your facts from sir ?
hi
The day I was born was 23 hours and 52 minutes. I hope I die at 11:52 pm so the day I die and the day I was born are identical, and I hope that I was sleeping.
It's day #21 of asking to cover radio ulna synostosis in how rare is your body
what if u ate fingernails
You nasty then
The eating pizza from the inside to the outside is wrong for at least one person because I always eat the cust first which is the outside
Earth is a weird place however I will try to do the same
3:32 but what about suicide?
11:09 I'm confused
ctqsu gacte
bruh ir was supposed ro be crazy facts
😐
Ummmm achstzuallyi not a single day lasts excactly 24 hours.
Stop copyinf
Honey is the tastiest insect vomit we’ve tried
Wait it’s bee vomit wait what do you mean the tastiest what else is 🫣😨😰😥😓😱😳
A cemetery 🪦 is a place where you can live alone without being alone.
This guy fell of hard 💀
That implies he had a rise
crazy facts
It's day #22 of asking to cover radio ulna synostosis in how rare is your body
Crazy facts