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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @Carzeyy
    @Carzeyy  3 роки тому +2446

    Join the Discord if you elite! discord.gg/u68XwXJ7Ez 😉

  • @ShaDow-uu4vg
    @ShaDow-uu4vg 3 роки тому +2585

    If everyone had listened when our parents said not to talk to strangers, no one would actually have friends

  • @nobodytheowl
    @nobodytheowl 3 роки тому +4335

    I imagine two telepaths reading each other would be like audio feedback

    • @ajaderabbit8399
      @ajaderabbit8399 3 роки тому +83

      That would be the worst

    • @Goldfishmode
      @Goldfishmode 3 роки тому +28

      Same

    • @kaminelson1277
      @kaminelson1277 3 роки тому +68

      It's just a telepathic infinity mirror

    • @weirdvibes1729
      @weirdvibes1729 3 роки тому +39

      It's like if you put two mirrors facing each other, or the GER effect from jojo

    • @cact-ow3771
      @cact-ow3771 3 роки тому +9

      You could have a private conversation?

  • @animeizsyellenide
    @animeizsyellenide 3 роки тому +770

    About the feeling of falling thing, when all your muscles relax simultaneously, it makes your body think that it's falling

    • @drewhall2451
      @drewhall2451 3 роки тому +26

      ooohhh because ive had this feeling when im awake to very rarely like three times in my life

    • @bacon_hair
      @bacon_hair 3 роки тому +24

      Happened to me before, I was trying to go to sleep but then thought I was falling and instantly woke up.

    • @adakalyoncu1913
      @adakalyoncu1913 3 роки тому +18

      It is because of that your inner ears and cerebellum resets itself and you feel no gravity for a split second
      Not feeling gravity is how falling feels.
      For example, people think that they are going to fall when they are on a roller coaster's first drop and when they crest a hill because of that the riders can not experience the gravity as the train accelerates towards the ground faster than gravity pulls it. And you think that you are falling when you do not experience gravity

    • @thescarysilence5746
      @thescarysilence5746 3 роки тому +5

      IT'S BEEN EXPLAINED

    • @net.cmmode
      @net.cmmode 3 роки тому +3

      @@bacon_hair same except i fall fron stairs instead

  • @DynamicSaturn36Gaming
    @DynamicSaturn36Gaming Рік тому +346

    Ryan, Marvin, and Jeff made everyone go crazy in 23 minutes and 15 seconds

  • @neonnightlight7341
    @neonnightlight7341 3 роки тому +631

    "Only a thief wishes you prosperity"
    "Wishing you prosperity Ryan"
    GODDAMN LMAOOOO

    • @shorts-uk8io
      @shorts-uk8io 3 роки тому +6

      isnt that my xbox

    • @25eighty73
      @25eighty73 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh me after watching this video is=computer speaking ans at all the same time I'll sho ya

    • @25eighty73
      @25eighty73 3 роки тому +1

      Noice

    • @clixs6496
      @clixs6496 3 роки тому +2

      and Funeral Services wish people die

    • @user-vt6jq6pf9c
      @user-vt6jq6pf9c 3 роки тому +3

      0:11 Theres 2 answers if you both read your minds your reading your mind and his mind and the other guy is reading your mind and reading his mind about you both reading your minds 😂

  • @thenosycat681
    @thenosycat681 3 роки тому +6953

    "How can humans replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes"
    Probably from the amount of time they got dropped by their parents.
    Edit: alot of people got dropped on their head when they where babies lol. Thanks for the likes.

    • @guyz1252
      @guyz1252 3 роки тому +92

      20:27 it bc the plastic

    • @Caval1ere
      @Caval1ere 3 роки тому +27

      Oof

    • @Ansgelical_
      @Ansgelical_ 3 роки тому +55

      I haven't gotten dropped by my parents but when I was like a new born ig my sister dropped me and that's prolly why I'm crazy now-

    • @justkingidk8451
      @justkingidk8451 3 роки тому +14

      Bruh your profile picture I can't it's too adorable

    • @sodapodapede
      @sodapodapede 3 роки тому +10

      This made me smile,thank you

  • @GhostW1thTheMost
    @GhostW1thTheMost 3 роки тому +202

    *Nothing is on fire, fire is on things*
    Smoke: "i dont have such weaknessess"

  • @mutanteditz0719
    @mutanteditz0719 Рік тому +161

    We all just found him randomly and can’t just stop watching him. *DIDN’T WE*

  • @shauraykakade2456
    @shauraykakade2456 3 роки тому +392

    3:20 there is actually a really good reason why it doesn't hurt much.
    So when the droplet comes out of the cloud and starts accelerating it has to accelerate through the air resistance which decelerates the droplet, at one point the droplet reaches a constant velocity (called terminal velocity) which is small enough such that it doesn't do much damage on striking the ground

  • @milesfernandez4368
    @milesfernandez4368 3 роки тому +1357

    The saddest feeling is having someone you made memories with turn into a memory

  • @titanium_viper0990
    @titanium_viper0990 3 роки тому +283

    The god damn Elemelons gets me every time. I'll never get tired of that.

    • @the_real_kel
      @the_real_kel 3 роки тому +22

      Fire, earth, water, air.
      The elemelons lived in peace, until the fire melons attacked

    • @harleen4328
      @harleen4328 3 роки тому +5

      @@the_real_kel XD I love this comment

    • @the_real_kel
      @the_real_kel 3 роки тому +5

      @@harleen4328 lol thx bro I appreciate it

    • @harleen4328
      @harleen4328 3 роки тому +2

      @@the_real_kel your welcome

    • @TheOriginalItsCake
      @TheOriginalItsCake 3 роки тому +2

      @@the_real_kel XD

  • @ImR3DACT3D
    @ImR3DACT3D Рік тому +96

    Every show and video game we've ever seen exists in perfect condition, it's just in another dimension

  • @Missmoustache905
    @Missmoustache905 3 роки тому +443

    “If a Toy in toy story died, the child wouldn’t know and would continue to play with a dead corpse.”
    That really got me

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity 3 роки тому +23

      They seem to be immortal except for being incinerated or fully destroyed
      I mean they can survive being sliced, broken, nailed (not in sex way) and many more. If the toy is dead probably it’s only ashes or pieces of plastic that children wouldn’t play with

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity 3 роки тому +1

      @Bengal cat Bruno
      Why tho?

    • @buragi5441
      @buragi5441 3 роки тому +1

      @@yakshxiao.b4.u100 Their problem.

    • @k4rma.1s_ch4o5
      @k4rma.1s_ch4o5 3 роки тому +1

      @@yakshxiao.b4.u100 the kid woul be playing with a corps INFRONT of the other toys

    • @Missmoustache905
      @Missmoustache905 3 роки тому +1

      @@thatlittlemonstrosity u a wise man

  • @shmurbur7779
    @shmurbur7779 3 роки тому +511

    "your alarm sound is technically your theme song"
    me: wakes up without an alarm

  • @alolanmew1516
    @alolanmew1516 3 роки тому +280

    Stop ruining my childhood martin !
    Matpat: looks like I got competition

    • @olivebwu7285
      @olivebwu7285 3 роки тому +5

      i wanted to comment the same thing but i scrolled down once and i saw this
      at least the point is proven

    • @jacebello1228
      @jacebello1228 3 роки тому +4

      Bro, if that really happens, i swear the world might Implode!

    • @audge-audge
      @audge-audge 3 роки тому +2

      XD
      Matpat answered the Kool Aid question
      I forgot what the answer was
      Just look for the Kool Aid video on Food Theory

    • @Missmoustache905
      @Missmoustache905 3 роки тому +1

      Mah gosh lol 😂

    • @thinghunter5772
      @thinghunter5772 3 роки тому

      Who’s matpat? Can someone awnser my question?? ;-;

  • @crybaby1410-z5u
    @crybaby1410-z5u 2 роки тому +266

    'the elemelons' has me rolling on the floor rn

  • @bugart.
    @bugart. 3 роки тому +286

    Answer to the “If you’re born deaf what language do you think in?” question: Sign language when you learn it but also shapes and colors

    • @alis_the_kiwi
      @alis_the_kiwi 3 роки тому +20

      Yea and also pictures and such. Like, half of my thoughts are silent or combined of everything together, I usually don't think in a voice. ( I'm most certainly not deaf )

    • @worshipersofmagikarp6958
      @worshipersofmagikarp6958 3 роки тому +6

      But deaf people can read, so wouldn't they just think in whatever language they can read in

    • @bugart.
      @bugart. 3 роки тому +5

      @@worshipersofmagikarp6958 that would be another answer yes I just didn’t want people thinking that deaf people couldn’t think

    • @CloudBlorb
      @CloudBlorb 3 роки тому +4

      @@worshipersofmagikarp6958 but how do they know what sounds those letters make? It would still just be pictures of those letters right?

    • @animalsareamazing8679
      @animalsareamazing8679 3 роки тому +3

      What if they are just telepaths who can't physically speak and we, being lower life form, can't receive their messages? Doesn't that make us a really old kind of mobile phone?

  • @hazhim_
    @hazhim_ 3 роки тому +288

    "if two vegans are arguing is it still called beef?" that one made me laugh out loud.

  • @eternaldarksun
    @eternaldarksun 3 роки тому +2177

    The legends says that Ryan still spitting facts about life.

  • @giftedlibra1010
    @giftedlibra1010 Рік тому +133

    Ryan , Marvin and Jeff : Spitting out facts
    The Rest Of The Family : Annoyed
    Me : Watching because it's actually interesting

  • @thezunigasisters5382
    @thezunigasisters5382 3 роки тому +708

    When he said elemelons I died laughing it’s so good

  • @ktstorck
    @ktstorck 2 роки тому +443

    I like how while he’s blowing our mind with conspiracys he’s doing like a master parkour as if it was child’s play

    • @paulhuffman3379
      @paulhuffman3379 2 роки тому +12

      he used a tiktok noise for this and put the sound on top of the parkour.

    • @mohsinbilal9411
      @mohsinbilal9411 Рік тому +5

      Keep this comment at 100 likes

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 Рік тому +3

      Are you single

    • @razernite1439
      @razernite1439 Рік тому

      You have to be joking or your pov is diff,
      Cuz ther is no way people are this dumb

    • @Bordzt
      @Bordzt Рік тому

      Bruv he’s not doing it at the same time 🤦‍♂️

  • @Official_Camdyns_Universe
    @Official_Camdyns_Universe 3 роки тому +615

    Here's a fact: "Short" is actually longer then the word "Long"
    Edit: this shouldnt have as much likes as it has

  • @blairrathwell6406
    @blairrathwell6406 2 роки тому +41

    The closest thing we have to an Elemelon is baked potato in French which means apple of the Earth

  • @itzbayliss1553
    @itzbayliss1553 3 роки тому +856

    I always use these on my dad and he gives me the funniest facial expressions 🤣🤣

  • @cheakynuget6200
    @cheakynuget6200 3 роки тому +268

    “If there’s watermelons, why isn’t there fire melons or earth melons or air melons,
    the elemelons.” 💀
    that made me start wheezing and crying at the same time
    I’m not alright after hearing that 💀

  • @yellowlucario7949
    @yellowlucario7949 3 роки тому +501

    Ok I love this but I'd love one in "chronologichal" order

    • @Eternityyyyyy
      @Eternityyyyyy 3 роки тому +4

      It’s chronological not chronologichal

    • @rubytheminer9546
      @rubytheminer9546 3 роки тому +19

      @@Eternityyyyyy It's a one letter mistake, chill my guy

    • @Eternityyyyyy
      @Eternityyyyyy 3 роки тому +4

      @@rubytheminer9546 she quoted it thats why I wrote it

    • @colehodges6658
      @colehodges6658 3 роки тому +4

      Time is just a construct

    • @rubytheminer9546
      @rubytheminer9546 3 роки тому +3

      @@Eternityyyyyy fair point

  • @vanessamunns1902
    @vanessamunns1902 Рік тому +16

    One crazy fact about me:
    I was playing a game in school, and my teacher came up to me and told me she was my third cousin. I’m not gonna get into detail I just thought would be a funny fact. Anything like this ever happened to you guys?

  • @aditid4886
    @aditid4886 3 роки тому +451

    "How can humans replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes"
    *That feeling when you skip one step on the staircase*

  • @selidaspight9046
    @selidaspight9046 3 роки тому +84

    Fun fact!: the fruit orange came before the color orange. It was just called red most of the time which is probably why people with orange are called redheads. It was also called red-yellow yellow-red and fire yellow

    • @storm_fling1062
      @storm_fling1062 3 роки тому +1

      Technically the color orange came first from sun rises and sun sets

    • @SyahidanIbnMokhtar
      @SyahidanIbnMokhtar 3 роки тому +2

      @@storm_fling1062 the word Orange, not the concept of the colour. Orange is first given name to the fruit. People before the Orange word existed called them red, red yellow, yellow red fire yellow (those three from op), sunset colour, light red (bright red is for pink), dense yellow (dark yellow is for darker yellow shade), etc. It also depends on which country you originate from. Like how my country/culture in classical time also called orange colour is red and yellow, before developing their own word for red right before even the naming of the fruit orange, they named it 'Jingga' to describe the colour. The colour then by the English they named it after the fruit, because that fruit has the colour.

    • @storm_fling1062
      @storm_fling1062 3 роки тому

      @@SyahidanIbnMokhtar but that's not what they said, they said which came first the color orange or the fruit

    • @SyahidanIbnMokhtar
      @SyahidanIbnMokhtar 3 роки тому +2

      @@storm_fling1062 I'm sorry, but I'm going to be harsh to you. In what retrospective perspective in your mind comes to term that what he meant was the spectrum of photon particle, the light that filtered reddish yellow light instead of the anglo Saxon 'orange'? The fact that orange did not exist in the past and was called red or yellow have not been planted groovily in your mind yet? If people haven't found the citrus sinensis and called it as if were today calling of an orange, and thus later naming the concept of the light spectrum that is in the middle of yellow and red in honor of the fruit, what do you think people will call it? It will be called yellowish red. The fact that simplest thing that are understandable can be complicated by you is astonishingly mind blowing. You're an equivalent of people who drink bleach because nowhere in that bottle have written that it can't be consume by you alone.

    • @storm_fling1062
      @storm_fling1062 3 роки тому

      @@SyahidanIbnMokhtar you're the one who takes a simple question and complicates it to a huge scale just to get a point across that dosent matter

  • @itznotshadow2612
    @itznotshadow2612 2 роки тому +284

    The "if a single teacher can't teach all subjects,then how's a single student supposed to understand all subjects" is so damn relatable

    • @mrloop4087
      @mrloop4087 2 роки тому +14

      grade school: hold my beer

    • @tinamarie9136
      @tinamarie9136 2 роки тому +5

      @@mrloop4087 apple juice/ milk*
      Also yes i get the joke

    • @that_one_shiny_eevee
      @that_one_shiny_eevee 2 роки тому

      @mrloop e l e m e n t a r y s c h o o l

    • @Cleoobeslayin
      @Cleoobeslayin 2 роки тому +2

      My teacher can teach all subjects-

    • @Cleoobeslayin
      @Cleoobeslayin 2 роки тому +1

      @Local Orel Fan no actually im in intermediate

  • @neosanity
    @neosanity 2 роки тому +20

    More educational than all of our entire schools careers and private tutors combined

  • @ckruxisadog
    @ckruxisadog 3 роки тому +300

    Here’s the theory of Ryan, he has a disability were he cannot stop saying crazy facts. And sadly the reason why the friends voice is changing, is because he has differen’t friends on and on. His disability makes his friends not like him anymore. And it just keeps changing

    • @scarlettarana
      @scarlettarana 3 роки тому +13

      His friends are WEAK

    • @cool-mb7fy
      @cool-mb7fy 3 роки тому

      That’s his brother though..

    • @loadingresourcesdotdot
      @loadingresourcesdotdot 3 роки тому

      @Kanza Suksawat same

    • @silverduk
      @silverduk 3 роки тому

      Well this isn’t even his audio he just has it over parkour

    • @lovely_PINK1429
      @lovely_PINK1429 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine if all these voices were just in his head and he was in a coma with a never ending dream of deep facts.

  • @sukhps
    @sukhps 2 роки тому +624

    i like the way the other person is frustrated of hearing these facts but never interrupts in between

    • @ninjago_pjo
      @ninjago_pjo 2 роки тому +3

      Yaaas

    • @ski7792
      @ski7792 2 роки тому +2

      because its a bit?

    • @piyushkakra5763
      @piyushkakra5763 2 роки тому +1

      Oh hey, coincidence 😃

    • @ace_5813
      @ace_5813 2 роки тому +3

      He’s is just trying to conserve his energy because he’s losing it

    • @kipzmc2024
      @kipzmc2024 2 роки тому

      LOL ikr

  • @iamsxftiielizzy2090
    @iamsxftiielizzy2090 3 роки тому +133

    I love how the guy in the background is just continuously angry

    • @soulofflame9999
      @soulofflame9999 3 роки тому +4

      He is so pathetically ignorant to these facts of truth.

    • @Six_Yeager
      @Six_Yeager 3 роки тому +1

      I loved that their friends question life

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 роки тому +1

      SASHA PFP WHOOOOOO

    • @iamsxftiielizzy2090
      @iamsxftiielizzy2090 3 роки тому +2

      @@coyotix *best character in amphibia

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 роки тому +1

      I think Marcy is best but at least we agree on the fact that the best characters are in the calamity trio :D

  • @urlocaltherapistpterodacty9396

    8:35 "Dude, isnt it weird that we always have a voice in our head, like the one ur using to read this?"
    "What the-"

    • @burpiscoming
      @burpiscoming 4 місяці тому +1

      Stop it my brain can't handle this.

  • @wafflesthecat7650
    @wafflesthecat7650 3 роки тому +801

    Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts.

    • @piggypig08
      @piggypig08 3 роки тому +3

      Fax

    • @wolfypham6073
      @wolfypham6073 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @wafflesthecat7650
      @wafflesthecat7650 2 роки тому +3

      How the F did I get this many likes in four weeks?

    • @momothepacapillar4880
      @momothepacapillar4880 2 роки тому

      @@wafflesthecat7650 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

    • @sparrowEP
      @sparrowEP 2 роки тому

      especcially the "if 1 teacher cant teach all subject's, why does 1 child expected to study all of em?"

  • @someguy1894
    @someguy1894 2 роки тому +203

    Fun fact: plants sometimes make high pitch noises when some parts are cut off, scientists associate this with screaming

  • @infinitemusic1017
    @infinitemusic1017 3 роки тому +67

    ,,Reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

  • @caitwuv7570
    @caitwuv7570 5 місяців тому +2

    0:57 Cargo are boxes or objects, and ships are usually used to transport them because they are too big for cars, while
    Shipment is the action, or the verb that is used to describe how cars transport things because both ships and cars can do them, but is usually reffered to cars.

  • @GingeryGinger
    @GingeryGinger 3 роки тому +176

    “What happens if you hit the break and the accelerator in a car at the same time?” My dude has never driven a car before. Alongside the emergency break method, thats how you do a burnout.

    • @SSkat4069
      @SSkat4069 3 роки тому +2

      R/wooooooosh

    • @Boomshteck
      @Boomshteck 3 роки тому +13

      @@SSkat4069 "wooosh" as in "joke flew over his head" right? Well, where's the joke? You're the redditor here, you should know where these guys are stealing the quotes from.

    • @SSkat4069
      @SSkat4069 3 роки тому +8

      @@Boomshteck the joke was he said it takes a screenshot. Why the hell would a car have the ability to take one. It’s obviously a joke, and most of these are too

    • @Boomshteck
      @Boomshteck 3 роки тому +3

      @@SSkat4069 It's not a joke if the answer is obvious, hell, it's not a joke if it's not funny

    • @Outsider_07
      @Outsider_07 3 роки тому +8

      @@Boomshteck well it is a joke, but it is just unfunny.

  • @doodledogdrawings
    @doodledogdrawings 3 роки тому +217

    When I was younger I went to my mom I fears and went “I hate being the youngest”. She said “aww honey why? Are your sister mean to you?” And I said “no. It means I’ll be the last to die and I’ll be sad because everyone will be gone by that time”
    5 years ago and this just brought it right back

    • @thatlittlemonstrosity
      @thatlittlemonstrosity 3 роки тому +2

      If you weren’t youngest, you’d still see a lot of people dying but just a little less

    • @doodledogdrawings
      @doodledogdrawings 3 роки тому +6

      Kid logic, I was in like first grade 😂

    • @thatonekid4077
      @thatonekid4077 3 роки тому +5

      @@doodledogdrawings what freaking first grader thinks that omg-

    • @whatssuppification
      @whatssuppification 3 роки тому

      Well it depends, since you can still die earlier than your oldest even tho your the youngest

    • @doodledogdrawings
      @doodledogdrawings 3 роки тому +1

      @@thatonekid4077 I was a very special kid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      Also yeah but just in general I suppose

  • @cf_jordan
    @cf_jordan 3 роки тому +509

    this ultimate man can ruin a Karen’s brain, absolute legend.

    • @istoledejamz
      @istoledejamz 3 роки тому +28

      karens dont have brains

    • @UNLucKyN03Nx
      @UNLucKyN03Nx 3 роки тому +3

      TRUE THO-

    • @okipullup927
      @okipullup927 3 роки тому +12

      That's offensive to Karen's they don't even have a brain

    • @UNLucKyN03Nx
      @UNLucKyN03Nx 3 роки тому +6

      @@gracie5463 some people that are named karens aren’t actually bad tho, it’s because of that vegan “teacher”.

    • @arandomteto
      @arandomteto 2 роки тому +3

      @@gracie5463 dont worry i gave them all karen passes
      -a person who was unfortunately named karen

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist Рік тому +6

    3:54 only if he lies it extends, not if he's wrong. I'm assuming he has no clue what will happen so it won't grow

  • @KadenMeidinger1
    @KadenMeidinger1 2 роки тому +63

    3:18 The reason is called Terminal Velocity This is a status of an object that stops to accelerate in free falling due to air friction and keeps its speed at the rate that other opposing forces allow.

    • @_karl9852
      @_karl9852 2 роки тому +1

      That’s very fascinating!

    • @KadenMeidinger1
      @KadenMeidinger1 2 роки тому +1

      @@_karl9852 yes, I suppose it could be interesting, though I don't find a simple physic to be that interesting

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin Рік тому

      I've always found terminal velocity to be super cool.

    • @ItzAddWord
      @ItzAddWord Рік тому

      You are a man of science, actually most of the facts in the video can be rejected with scientific explanation but I will get r/wooooosh if I do that

    • @KadenMeidinger1
      @KadenMeidinger1 Рік тому

      @@ItzAddWord like for example, is water wet? Obviously its not as water can saturate things however water cannot saturate its self.

  • @BilalKuvapra2008
    @BilalKuvapra2008 2 роки тому +78

    "Only a thief wishes you prosperity"
    "Wishing you prosperity"
    "Is that my Playstation?"
    *man caught me off guard 😂*

    • @GamerZachX
      @GamerZachX 2 роки тому +4

      Stay away from doctors

    • @keishabhadoria9544
      @keishabhadoria9544 2 роки тому +6

      @@GamerZachX and thats also the reason us Asians don't visit the doc cuz they're just gon make it worse.

  • @simplylun4
    @simplylun4 3 роки тому +36

    I still can’t get over the “elemelons”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bumblebell07streammod
    @bumblebell07streammod Рік тому +4

    The one that said “people with glasses have bad graphics” is actually true, me, I have glasses because I am short sighted, so for me, things far away look very blurry 4:19

  • @scarlett-v01d
    @scarlett-v01d 3 роки тому +256

    The story is funny marvin is literally Sooo funny

  • @InsaneC-OPS
    @InsaneC-OPS 3 роки тому +2842

    "If one teacher can't teach all subjects, why is one child expected to study all the subjects"
    See this guy is a man of culture.
    Damn, it's almost been an year since i commented. Time passes fast, eh?

    • @jadedrawsart9269
      @jadedrawsart9269 3 роки тому +58

      i should ask that to my teacher.

    • @ezatullah2015
      @ezatullah2015 3 роки тому +43

      Because you won’t learn everything in one subject but the teachers know lots of things on it so they would have to learn too much which wouldn’t be good for the teacher and won’t be efficient

    • @sammithh.s6906
      @sammithh.s6906 3 роки тому +20

      @@ezatullah2015 r/whoosh

    • @ezatullah2015
      @ezatullah2015 3 роки тому +2

      @@sammithh.s6906 ?

    • @sammithh.s6906
      @sammithh.s6906 3 роки тому +11

      @@ezatullah2015 you didn't get the joke. And whenever that happens on the internet, people reply r/whoosh to them

  • @lorenzoazrielprugalidad5557
    @lorenzoazrielprugalidad5557 3 роки тому +322

    "The ABC Song and Twinkle Twinkle have the same rythm!"
    Finally someone pointed this fact out!
    Edit: Barney is a **sniff** Dinasour **sniff**

    • @thepoemtree9434
      @thepoemtree9434 3 роки тому +6

      I was never the same after i found that out

    • @LegoCityFilms
      @LegoCityFilms 3 роки тому +1

      Irdy knew that though

    • @Amethiist143
      @Amethiist143 3 роки тому +6

      So does black sheep black sheep have you any wool lol

    • @SPONGE-12happy
      @SPONGE-12happy 3 роки тому +3

      The Word "OK" Is Stickman Person :3

    • @BeeDaWorker
      @BeeDaWorker 3 роки тому

      Yea ikr I knew this but no one talks about it even once

  • @PoissontCB_OFICIAL
    @PoissontCB_OFICIAL Рік тому +6

    9:39 Oooooh no don't tell me he's at it again ☠️

  • @countcountess9795
    @countcountess9795 2 роки тому +377

    Ryan: "Everywhere you have stepped someone has stepped there before." Neil Armstrong: "You sure about that bud?"

    • @dragons_bread
      @dragons_bread 2 роки тому +18

      He never said a human has stepped there before🤔🤔, so there's a chance it counts

    • @isaactoe9251
      @isaactoe9251 2 роки тому

      you try 😏 as well so WHY IS YOUR THING KICKING VOTERS 🤔 AND WHAT 🤨
      dude, the memory your mouth 👄 inside as a rock 🪨 falling into a hole 🕳 😳
      it made by someone kicks us in outer space to brazil 🇧🇷 😳 into your life? simples are besties dummies funny 😄 from China 🇨🇳 😄

    • @nicolinamercey8305
      @nicolinamercey8305 2 роки тому +16

      Neil.A -.&N+n backwards = Alien.

    • @v4rtex518
      @v4rtex518 2 роки тому +3

      He stepped there 0.1 seconds ago.

    • @unitedarmyplayz5871
      @unitedarmyplayz5871 2 роки тому +5

      Aliens : I am about to end this man' s whole career

  • @Marka301
    @Marka301 2 роки тому +662

    this is actually 23 minutes of knowledge, thank you for putting this masterpiece together

    • @-thatonefoo
      @-thatonefoo 2 роки тому +7

      he didnt make this…

    • @Marka301
      @Marka301 2 роки тому +11

      @@-thatonefoo I know but he did put them all together

    • @angelbaldwin8233
      @angelbaldwin8233 2 роки тому +3

      technically it's 23 minutes and 9-10 seconds

    • @idancohen3744
      @idancohen3744 2 роки тому +6

      @@angelbaldwin8233 why? Just why?

    • @isaactoe9251
      @isaactoe9251 2 роки тому +1

      Z

  • @kokolyra
    @kokolyra 3 роки тому +181

    The possibility of all these possibilities being possible is just another possibility that could possibly happen.

    • @thinghunter5772
      @thinghunter5772 3 роки тому +1

      This makes me feel nice

    • @DTSephiroth
      @DTSephiroth 2 роки тому +7

      You used the word possible 5x in 4 different ways and still managed to make sense... kudos.

    • @TheMythicTribal
      @TheMythicTribal 2 роки тому +1

      oh-...oh my god...OH MY GOD!!!!

    • @lailajaden8778
      @lailajaden8778 2 роки тому

      Pls no

    • @adithyam6120
      @adithyam6120 2 роки тому +1

      Im gonna go and uuuh.... Join jimmy and the others. ADIOS!!

  • @gladiator7496
    @gladiator7496 2 роки тому +7

    And a pilot makes sure you won't die alone 💀💀

  • @Caboose147
    @Caboose147 3 роки тому +802

    hes spitting facts

    • @tridos2574
      @tridos2574 3 роки тому +5

      The facts that are obvious and easy to explain

    • @Jemiscool123ABC
      @Jemiscool123ABC 3 роки тому +4

      @@tridos2574 that you never knew

    • @tridos2574
      @tridos2574 3 роки тому +5

      @@Jemiscool123ABC yeah like, i never knew them but you can easily explain. idk how this works

    • @omshetkar06
      @omshetkar06 3 роки тому +2

      @@tridos2574
      That's why they're wierd and crazy faxx

    • @Breadaronie
      @Breadaronie 3 роки тому +1

      he created a language called *fax*

  • @maybeatim
    @maybeatim 3 роки тому +131

    “I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME!”
    I do too, I do too.

  • @dragonnuggets225
    @dragonnuggets225 2 роки тому +135

    A dumb person who questions their life is called depressed, but a smart person who questions their life is called a philosopher.

    • @sugaarmy1638
      @sugaarmy1638 2 роки тому +8

      What if you are passively smart?
      If there is passive aggressive is there passive smart?

    • @newheregamerzvlogz1
      @newheregamerzvlogz1 Рік тому +2

      R u kidding me

    • @hadiazahra4120
      @hadiazahra4120 Рік тому +1

      ​@Funniyaa💀

    • @Al-KA1mist
      @Al-KA1mist Рік тому +4

      @Funniyaa "Dumb ways to die" played at your funeral?
      Edit: Didn't mean for that to sound like a threat btw!

    • @hailiewu
      @hailiewu Рік тому +1

      what about smart people that are depressed

  • @Gacha_Nazrinofficial
    @Gacha_Nazrinofficial Рік тому +6

    9:32 and thats how Sonic got his favorite food

  • @Dr.Din0.Dud3
    @Dr.Din0.Dud3 2 роки тому +80

    Ryan and Marvin should meet, they'd blow each other's minds.

    • @ChronDoc024
      @ChronDoc024 2 роки тому +6

      and jeff

    • @skibbidihazel
      @skibbidihazel Рік тому +1

      BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @vothahne489
      @vothahne489 Рік тому

      The Multiverse is not capable of withstanding such an event, and all would surely Perish if the 3 of them got into the same room and started doing to each other what they do to their families
      Regardless, I am also very interested in seeing it happen

  • @hannapooksao1925
    @hannapooksao1925 3 роки тому +122

    Ryan got me, jimmy, and the fam crying in the closet questioning life

    • @trash-yy5xn
      @trash-yy5xn 3 роки тому +6

      are orange's named orange because orange are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange are orange's named orange because orange are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange are orange's named orange because orange are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange are orange's named orange because orange are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange are orange's named orange because orange are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange

    • @auroramariealmeara8622
      @auroramariealmeara8622 3 роки тому +2

      That one's fuckin great.

    • @zachattack5691
      @zachattack5691 3 роки тому +1

      What is life? 🤓

    • @auroramariealmeara8622
      @auroramariealmeara8622 3 роки тому +2

      @@zachattack5691 I don't know I'm with Jimmy.

    • @juneiia.
      @juneiia. 3 роки тому +2

      What is life? 🤓

  • @asrieldreemur8442
    @asrieldreemur8442 3 роки тому +117

    The ‘compliments stick out to men cuz they’re used to insults’ fact spoke to me on a spiritual level

  • @CLOUDYsoup53
    @CLOUDYsoup53 Рік тому +5

    I actually laughed so much at "Are leaves called leaves because they leave trees?"

  • @teconnyspearow
    @teconnyspearow 3 роки тому +509

    Props to the cameraman for doing parkour while filming

    • @imalwayswatching563
      @imalwayswatching563 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah like the camera man is superman they run faster than Usain bolt

    • @gallygaming1644
      @gallygaming1644 3 роки тому +4

      I wish

    • @Termite_Studios
      @Termite_Studios 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, the camera man can do anything, that's why I want to make a show about it

    • @SmelvinTheHomie
      @SmelvinTheHomie 3 роки тому +8

      **waits for that one guy who never gets the joke**

    • @teconnyspearow
      @teconnyspearow 3 роки тому

      @@SmelvinTheHomie there was one... but they deleted their reply

  • @laughingrice5455
    @laughingrice5455 3 роки тому +72

    This is actually not all of the crazy facts because there are more videos coming 😳

  • @zl14l41
    @zl14l41 2 роки тому +52

    The free fall uneasy stomach thing is visual. I have experienced it in dreams, I have actually experienced it in minecraft when accidentally falling a great distance, but jumping from a cliff into water with my eyes closed didn't trigger it, neither does eyes closed on a roller coaster

    • @that_one_shiny_eevee
      @that_one_shiny_eevee 2 роки тому

      sometimes i randomly jerk in my sleep when i randomy trip or fall quickly from a short height or something in a dream lmfao (yes i realize i do it)

  • @eemoot
    @eemoot Рік тому +4

    I pressed the acceleration and the brakes at the same time. The car literally started screaming like hell was upon it. It was basically the revving and the car begging for mercy.

  • @wooper5474
    @wooper5474 3 роки тому +414

    “Every time you blink, somebody dies.”
    Me: rapidly blinking*

    • @DonnaBumatay
      @DonnaBumatay 3 роки тому +60

      Thanos: I must snap him before he snaps me

    • @gaming4ever40
      @gaming4ever40 3 роки тому +20

      That was my reaction aswell

    • @mundodacrianca2147
      @mundodacrianca2147 3 роки тому +8

      But... You can be the person to die again

    • @athelonus
      @athelonus 3 роки тому +12

      That is untrue, while people die often, they don't actually die THAT often.

    • @likehowdudehelp
      @likehowdudehelp 3 роки тому +5

      @@athelonus they don't? I mean you guys are pretty unwise, I've seen the things that go on.

  • @flamefoxofthenight1818
    @flamefoxofthenight1818 3 роки тому +40

    "Everytime you blink, someone dies."
    Me: **blinks rapidly**

    • @Tokyo-rq5fy
      @Tokyo-rq5fy 3 роки тому +9

      Dude my uncle just died you know who did it??

    • @toxxc.5449
      @toxxc.5449 3 роки тому +4

      @@Tokyo-rq5fy i have no clue who did it *proceeds to blink*

    • @ryanrong495
      @ryanrong495 3 роки тому +3

      I'm now questioning my life

    • @Tokyo-rq5fy
      @Tokyo-rq5fy 3 роки тому +2

      @@toxxc.5449 even the police can't find the killer how sad.. *blink*

  • @gerliebelcina6886
    @gerliebelcina6886 3 роки тому +90

    Carzy: explaining crazy facts.
    Also carzy: Showing off his parkour skills

    • @Burg7.
      @Burg7. 3 роки тому +5

      Also carzy: not his facts

  • @Tactical_Pineaple
    @Tactical_Pineaple Рік тому +2

    These videos confuse the shit out of me but at the same time are really funny, entertaining, and mind blowing

  • @Luckyshape
    @Luckyshape 3 роки тому +556

    Told my dad some of these. Since he is a non-English speaker, we've been talking about how illogical English is.

    • @roberternest7289
      @roberternest7289 3 роки тому +15

      Well, English IS based around exceptions

    • @onfire2905
      @onfire2905 3 роки тому +7

      @@roberternest7289 nonsense exceptions

    • @broimgoodcontentdang154
      @broimgoodcontentdang154 3 роки тому +5

      #10:23 bacon and 🍪

    • @conservativeliberal
      @conservativeliberal 3 роки тому +4

      Probably because English consists of many languages that’s why it has many flaws

    • @odvlogs2020
      @odvlogs2020 3 роки тому +1

      Just out of curiosity what language does your dad originally speak

  • @safesafari4806
    @safesafari4806 3 роки тому +95

    "If two mind readers read each other's mind, who's mind are they reading?" The other mind reader, because if your thoughts became their thoughts everytime they read a mind, they would get mind controlled everytime they use their power

    • @haydenwolf935
      @haydenwolf935 3 роки тому

      That is surprisingly logical!

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 3 роки тому

      It's like that television loop. It keeps going.

    • @albertnovak1035
      @albertnovak1035 3 роки тому

      If two mind readers read each other's mind , who's TOTHS are they reading

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 2 роки тому

      Okay, WHAT?!

  • @divisuca1849
    @divisuca1849 2 роки тому +150

    Ryan is hilarious but Marvin and his bro are my favorites! I’m dying over and over again! 😂

  • @jordanscott6204
    @jordanscott6204 3 роки тому +40

    “The ABC song and Twinkle Twinkle have the same rhythm”
    Me: What about baa baa black sheep?

  • @Jase_45
    @Jase_45 3 роки тому +67

    Imagine if a student say's if one teacher can't teach all subjects why is one child expected to study all subjects in front of the teacher 😂😂😂😂

  • @femaleyn5967
    @femaleyn5967 3 роки тому +65

    “If teachers can’t teach all subjects then why does a student have to study all subjects”
    Elementary school teachers be like: well I’m just chopped liver then

    • @michaela3979
      @michaela3979 3 роки тому +4

      elementary school teachers teach all subjects, right?

    • @confxsedpeach
      @confxsedpeach 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaela3979 Yes they do.

    • @Organicwatermelon123
      @Organicwatermelon123 2 роки тому +1

      I think it just depends on the grade, my second grade teacher taught all subjects but in 3rd grade and up we had individual teachers for subjects

  • @Scribble.claw.the.th3r14n
    @Scribble.claw.the.th3r14n 22 дні тому

    “The elemeloms” GOT ME ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jellyinabox7472
    @jellyinabox7472 3 роки тому +192

    This was truly amazing shame it wasn't longer

    • @beeshow3013
      @beeshow3013 3 роки тому +4

      its literally 22 minutes

    • @jellyinabox7472
      @jellyinabox7472 3 роки тому +5

      @@beeshow3013 Yes I know that, it's just their content is so good I wanted it to be longer.

  • @-munci
    @-munci 3 роки тому +113

    “If 2 vegans are fighting, is it still called beef🥩?”
    Vegan teacher: “That is a X for him…”

    • @iamnobody9841
      @iamnobody9841 2 роки тому +3

      That grammar teacher: OMG it's an X bruh.

    • @-munci
      @-munci 2 роки тому +5

      @@iamnobody9841 that grammar teacher uk: * “Omg, it’s an x bruh.” *

    • @bobbimitchell411
      @bobbimitchell411 2 роки тому +2

      Just check Sssniper wolf: vegan teacher rates me video just because ✨flys✨ are in a car Sssniper wolf thinks something may have rotten of meat or something and the vegans going on about the fricken flys👹 LeAvE ThEm ALoNe

  • @necrozma4029
    @necrozma4029 3 роки тому +182

    "Why isn't bomb pronounced 'boom'"
    God: noted

    • @Red_Jams
      @Red_Jams 3 роки тому +3

      Because god made the English language

    • @crocmoments5504
      @crocmoments5504 3 роки тому +1

      Hi skittle, I found hecker earlier today

    • @lilggs4813
      @lilggs4813 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Unfractic
      @Unfractic 3 роки тому

      @@crocmoments5504 What about Beluga?

  • @samgomez2521
    @samgomez2521 Рік тому +1

    Ryan, Marvin, and Jeff must do this often to annoy their family

  • @sftlife4808
    @sftlife4808 3 роки тому +80

    “Are we 1% nacho’s”
    Got me laughing so much

    • @shyacat705
      @shyacat705 3 роки тому

      That confused me

    • @ahshitherewegoagain8695
      @ahshitherewegoagain8695 3 роки тому

      @@shyacat705 99 lbs body weight + 1lbs nachos makes his body weight 100lbs out of which 1 lbs was nachos making him 1% nachos and 99% normal weight

    • @ahshitherewegoagain8695
      @ahshitherewegoagain8695 3 роки тому

      But that is not limited to that example. You can get the same result in any weight, but his example is the easiest and simplest one considering that it is 1:1 in comparison.

  • @nunguyen3018
    @nunguyen3018 2 роки тому +46

    Honestly the thing about “if vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?” Tbh I think it would be considered leaf.

    • @iamprateeka7378
      @iamprateeka7378 2 роки тому +2

      No, a beef is like an argument between 2 people, and vegans don’t like the food beef so that makes it even funnier 😂

    • @en4833
      @en4833 2 роки тому +5

      @@iamprateeka7378 ...no one needed you to explain the joke. Literally everyone got it. @Nu Nguyen was just adding onto the joke. You know, how leaf sounds like beef, but isn't meat? So it's vegan?

    • @iamprateeka7378
      @iamprateeka7378 2 роки тому +1

      @@en4833 oh- now i get it anyway lol

    • @Snowy_snow561
      @Snowy_snow561 2 роки тому

      Vegans be eating leaf’s and grass?

    • @jeremiaha7932
      @jeremiaha7932 2 роки тому

      @@Snowy_snow561 lol. Imagine being vegan?

  • @violence3919
    @violence3919 3 роки тому +27

    2:08 the color was actually named after the fruit, people used to think as the color orange as just a warm shade of red 🤯

    • @audge-audge
      @audge-audge 3 роки тому +1

      Yes :D
      I was about to comment that XD

  • @ub_shim456
    @ub_shim456 Рік тому +1

    Legends say Marvin's brother never got his toilet paper

  • @sethsteener
    @sethsteener 3 роки тому +45

    If you push the brake and accelerator at the same time you’ll do a burnout.

    • @jj02mc27
      @jj02mc27 3 роки тому +1

      No it'll take a screenshot

    • @chaoslord_6664
      @chaoslord_6664 3 роки тому +1

      no it wont it will take a screenshot

  • @squash9189
    @squash9189 3 роки тому +31

    Alternative title: Man makes all his friends and viewer question life

  • @elica9033
    @elica9033 3 роки тому +31

    1:45 IT CRACKED ME UP SOOO BAD WHEN HE SAID THE "elemelons"

    • @harryporter4724
      @harryporter4724 2 роки тому +1

      @UwU Its Ditzy Chan stop im dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @springkitty3935
      @springkitty3935 Рік тому +1

      Long ago, the four Elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Melon attacked.

  • @LandonLievens
    @LandonLievens 5 місяців тому +1

    0:47 because it is an instinct used back in monke times to keep you from falling out of trees on your sleep :)

  • @tcgflix
    @tcgflix 2 роки тому +47

    "If two readers are reading each other's minds, who's mind are they reading?"
    That made my brain hurt.

    • @shadow_user3726
      @shadow_user3726 2 роки тому +1

      Same bruh

    • @teagan6123
      @teagan6123 2 роки тому +1

      I think they are reading the persons mind who started reading the other persons mind second.

    • @teagan6123
      @teagan6123 2 роки тому

      Say you have 2 people, Chad and Tony. They are both mindreaders. Chad is thinking about That Vegan Teacher and Tony starts reading his mind. With Tony's mind on Chad's mind, Chad starts reading Tony's mind. Because Tony is currently reading Chad's mind, Chad is reading Chad's mind and the extra thoughts from Tony's mind. Yes, I go to a gifted school lol

    • @BuzzyBee13
      @BuzzyBee13 2 роки тому

      Nobody's

    • @twintrouble8421
      @twintrouble8421 2 роки тому +2

      @@teagan6123 pfft thats not something only a "gifted student" could figure out smh

  • @aaronkelly1652
    @aaronkelly1652 3 роки тому +98

    I've got one
    Cheese is
    technically just a loaf of milk
    So when you make a cheese sandwich
    It's just sliced loaf with butter or mayo

    • @Axolol
      @Axolol 3 роки тому +3

      i would love to go into detail, but i wont. cheese is not a loaf of milk.

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 роки тому +3

      for some reason something about that sentence just made me recoil like a pistol.

    • @l.ucieno
      @l.ucieno 3 роки тому +1

      @@Axolol cheese is expired milk or just milk

    • @brookebeaudette4371
      @brookebeaudette4371 3 роки тому +2

      I was already going crazy thanks for making me more crazy

    • @SPONGE-12happy
      @SPONGE-12happy 3 роки тому

      I Got One
      Why Is It Called "Hotdog" They Cook Dogs And Become Hot??

  • @elainayuii
    @elainayuii 3 роки тому +40

    "Your alarm is your theme song"
    Okay, my dad's voice is my theme song

    • @idioticbagel2833
      @idioticbagel2833 3 роки тому

      My dog whining at me cause he wants to be let out

    • @Al3x_2023
      @Al3x_2023 3 роки тому

      My drunk cat is my theme tune 😫😩😒

    • @odvlogs2020
      @odvlogs2020 3 роки тому

      I wake up on my own on weekends and holidays.
      I don't have a theme song unless it's slogo who I watch every morning first thing

    • @zackposop
      @zackposop 3 роки тому +1

      Me its the sound of me peeing

    • @amoonguss2431
      @amoonguss2431 3 роки тому

      mine are the kids in the attic lol

  • @Hexinator550
    @Hexinator550 Рік тому

    Marvin: when you blink someone dies me: BLINKING INTENSELY

  • @vince_x_san
    @vince_x_san 3 роки тому +63

    These facts are so interesting.....

  • @yuri_luver69
    @yuri_luver69 3 роки тому +205

    "What language do deaf people think in?"
    **pulls up chair** I've been waiting for this moment. We hear the language we were born around, like how a blind person can read with bumps. Thank you very much 😌
    Or, just hand gestures and/or sign language! Also, ik this sounds weird, but words would be hand signals :)

    • @mercenarydelta7351
      @mercenarydelta7351 3 роки тому +14

      Guess you learn something new everyday

    • @yuri_luver69
      @yuri_luver69 3 роки тому +9

      @@mercenarydelta7351 yep :)

    • @fartasteroid19gaming14
      @fartasteroid19gaming14 3 роки тому +13

      @@grovnargaming2387 you learn to read lips and sing language also you sense vibrations better

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 роки тому +4

      Oh that's cool! I had been wondering that for a while. Thanks!

    • @porkchop3011
      @porkchop3011 3 роки тому +1

      @@fartasteroid19gaming14 sounds so hard tho

  • @El_Presidente_5337
    @El_Presidente_5337 2 роки тому +91

    4:13
    I can confirm this as someone with glasses.
    The first time it felt like RTX ON.
    It felt surreal and I didn't even think that those reflections are much realistic in video games before it.

    • @ajmaster7681
      @ajmaster7681 2 роки тому +1

      same, at first it kinda felt like i had rtx and now when i take my glasses off it looks like i have 2 render distance and no rtx

    • @ajmaster7681
      @ajmaster7681 2 роки тому +1

      and it's blurry

    • @achromatopsicc
      @achromatopsicc 2 роки тому

      @@ajmaster7681 same

  • @valenking4862
    @valenking4862 Рік тому +2

    Did you know that even when you are doing nothing,an alternative version of you dies in brutal ways?
    And those alternative version of you die every second