“It swung me off the map” Aren’t you the one controlling the game? If you walked off a cliff would you say that the game walked you off? Actually you would. You totally would say something like that.
He once complained that the stone pillars along the edges of the huge hall in which you fight Ludwig from the bloodborne DLC, moved behind him during the fight, as though it was the game's fault he backed himself into the side of the hall.
Bingo. A scammer playing word games. Its not ME its IT meaning the game if something goes wrong. Like he always does this WE stuff when it comes to work but with collecting money its HIM. Its not by mistake he is a seasoned scammer
10:50 that interaction was insanely funny, shes scared on the brink of death flying everywhere and the team mates knock DSPs health down and he decides to turn around and run only for her to 1 hit KO him in the back.
11:14 I swear the moment I saw him play Hawkeye I already finished a match where I went 16/2. With 14 fh and 12685 damage with said character and yet he doesn’t even know how to aim with him😂.
For those wondering, easy swing auto grabs a ledge or wall, so every time he swung before was himself, you aim with your crosshair, you know, THE THING IN YOUR GOD DAMN CENTER OF SCREEN
09:33 I thought I was getting flashbacks of this time playing Overwatch because he said the same BS about "distracting" the entire team playing Winston.
The fact this clown is able to survive for so long after jumping into the middle of the enemy team to "distract them" makes me think Venom is a tab bit overpowered.
Venom is pretty average at higher ranks. He is absolutely a noob stomper though. At Diamond+, players know to CC Venom before he pops his E, making him not a very good tank since he offers very little team utility.
@@KoboldHeart he'll basically always be able to use his e it's just a matter of other tanks having more utility. If your team is winning though he's basically unkillable.
Don't worry guys, when he plays on Keyboard & Mouse it's gunna be so different just like when he bought SF6 3 times, with 3 different fight sticks, and still sucked.
*doesn't actually hit anyone with Venom because of bad drunken depth perception* "I literally can't kill anyone, they won't die" no Pig. You miss 99% of every shot.
I just started playing the game and it’s crazy to watch him. Man is so bad. Whining he’s not doing any damage while he’s focusing the tank in a healing aura.
What planet does any of this deserve a penny yet alone 150? Crazy he actually gets that much for doing absolutely nothing. He isnt good. He isnt funny. He isnt much of anything
“Runs straight at the enemy and dies within 5 seconds….”
“Well I distracted them”
Phil can vote btw
“It swung me off the map”
Aren’t you the one controlling the game? If you walked off a cliff would you say that the game walked you off?
Actually you would. You totally would say something like that.
the insane thing is, he absolutely would and DOES say that
He once complained that the stone pillars along the edges of the huge hall in which you fight Ludwig from the bloodborne DLC, moved behind him during the fight, as though it was the game's fault he backed himself into the side of the hall.
Bingo. A scammer playing word games. Its not ME its IT meaning the game if something goes wrong. Like he always does this WE stuff when it comes to work but with collecting money its HIM. Its not by mistake he is a seasoned scammer
10:50 that interaction was insanely funny, shes scared on the brink of death flying everywhere and the team mates knock DSPs health down and he decides to turn around and run only for her to 1 hit KO him in the back.
She generates shield per hit which DSP stood in every hit allowing her to live so she wasn't really scared because DSP played it like a zombie.
@@cairnethunderhoof6225 yeah dsp kept staying in the door ways when people already seen him he does that in a lot of online games
8:21-I saw that on his stream, and I still can't stop laughing.
It’s annoying how DSP plays the exact same way regardless of what role he’s playing. Selfish, self centered and blames his team for not carrying him.
11:14 I swear the moment I saw him play Hawkeye I already finished a match where I went 16/2. With 14 fh and 12685 damage with said character and yet he doesn’t even know how to aim with him😂.
Id love to watch him play ranked and just get mad cussed in game chat just cause how trash he is
7:18 just run in a endless circle Phil.
For those wondering, easy swing auto grabs a ledge or wall, so every time he swung before was himself, you aim with your crosshair, you know, THE THING IN YOUR GOD DAMN CENTER OF SCREEN
09:33 I thought I was getting flashbacks of this time playing Overwatch because he said the same BS about "distracting" the entire team playing Winston.
yeah he's putting zero pressure on them lmao, just an ult battery that walks up to recharge the enemy every 20 seconds
568 deaths - who allows DSP to keep gaming?
oh, I didn't even notice the death counter. its at 520 now
The fact this clown is able to survive for so long after jumping into the middle of the enemy team to "distract them" makes me think Venom is a tab bit overpowered.
They need to nerf how much armor he gets from the ability and then I think he’ll be ok
Venom is pretty average at higher ranks. He is absolutely a noob stomper though. At Diamond+, players know to CC Venom before he pops his E, making him not a very good tank since he offers very little team utility.
Venom isn’t OP this is just low elo QP where people don’t know to focus fire and venom doesn’t get melted like in higher ranks.
@@KoboldHeart he'll basically always be able to use his e it's just a matter of other tanks having more utility. If your team is winning though he's basically unkillable.
19 inches of Venom
Bro still couldn't get himself some Taco Bell chicken nuggets
"We. Are. Begging!"
the perfect game for him where he can just blindly dive and not die in 1 second
What terrible aim oh my god...
Fax 📠
At 20:53 when Phil has complete line of sight on Penni's spider nest and he refuses to shoot it is crazy.
Don't worry guys, when he plays on Keyboard & Mouse it's gunna be so different just like when he bought SF6 3 times, with 3 different fight sticks, and still sucked.
Just once I want him to open chat or accidentally open the leaderboard after the game so we can see his teamates cooking him
Bruh literally how can you be bad with Wanda? You literally don’t aim besides throwing chaos blasts.
Why.. does he aim at the ground?
that drives me nuts each time I see it too
Average controller aim.
@@Mcnuke1453 that is not controller aim, thats dsp regard aim
Stands in the middle of the enemy Dagger's healing bubble and doesn't understand why he didn't do any damage... Phil will always be a clueless dolt. 😂
OK Phil... let's go toe-to-toe with Wolverine... the tank buster that does more damage on tanks lmao.
I love how he just walks on the ground like some kind of Floor Venom... he's literally faster if he's running on walls.
That's a good character for Phil to play as: an alien parasite endlessly thinking about consumption.
Oh my god look how slow his sensitivity is.
"That's why i need keyboard and mouse" lmao
It’s always been extremely hard watching this Buffon play competitive shooters. His aim, reactions and iq and dunce level.
"i cant get up!" i bet kaht is tired of hearing that....
HE DIED 500 times!!! 😮
As a diamond level Venom player this is so painful to watch.
*doesn't actually hit anyone with Venom because of bad drunken depth perception*
"I literally can't kill anyone, they won't die" no Pig. You miss 99% of every shot.
I just started playing the game and it’s crazy to watch him. Man is so bad. Whining he’s not doing any damage while he’s focusing the tank in a healing aura.
What planet does any of this deserve a penny yet alone 150? Crazy he actually gets that much for doing absolutely nothing. He isnt good. He isnt funny. He isnt much of anything
I didn't know there was a character named Jake
Of course! Jake from State Farm! He's just cosplaying as a landshark.
@keatonkuuuun ahhh ok I just didn't know dsp knew his characters I was co fused for a bit thx
Doesn’t he need glasses for distance why dose Phil sit 15ft away from his tv when he can’t see shit
holy crap his awareness just god awful
This is honestly painful as hell to watch.
Next DC rivals dood batman can't swing wtf man Phil burnnell 😂