How to Build a Lava Moat (with xkcd)

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2019
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    Rock melting points
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    Syracuse University Researchers Make Lava Using Keweenawan Basalt
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    BEDROCK GEOLOGY OF WISCONSIN MAP: UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-EXTENSION Geological and Natural History Survey
    Electric Furnace
    www.amazon.com/Automatic-Elec...
    Large Geothermal Power Plants
    www.worldatlas.com/articles/l...
    www.calpine.com/operations/po...
    Coal Power Plant Capacity
    www.talenenergy.com/plant/col...
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  • @Awgolas
    @Awgolas 4 роки тому +3796

    Using a nuclear reactor to generate heat to generate electricity to generate heat seems very inefficent. Using a coolant loop from the reactor into the lava would definitely increase the efficiency significantly, and if you only use 1 loop, now you've got radioactive lava. Absolute win.

    • @lizardi1037
      @lizardi1037 Рік тому +679

      Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today

    • @shk439
      @shk439 Рік тому +314

      To be even more efficient, you can try using lava as a coolant

    • @shk439
      @shk439 Рік тому +212

      Well actually nuclear reactors operate at slightly lower temperatures than needed for a glowing lava pool

    • @sirocbit8041
      @sirocbit8041 Рік тому +11

      The reactor probably would explode

    • @johnnysun6495
      @johnnysun6495 Рік тому +23

      Or just use the rocks in the reactor and make RADIOACTIVE LAVA

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 4 роки тому +5316

    Minute physics and xkcd - a match made in heaven.

    • @AcornFox
      @AcornFox 4 роки тому +76

      MattheJ1 A math made in heaven.

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 роки тому +18

      Stick figures

    • @andrewxia4532
      @andrewxia4532 4 роки тому +4

      this is what i have been waiting for

    • @grekiki
      @grekiki 4 роки тому +8

      There is another video with the same team. About rockets!

    • @andrewxia4532
      @andrewxia4532 4 роки тому +6

      @@grekiki WHERE!?!?!

  • @reubenfromow4854
    @reubenfromow4854 4 роки тому +4484

    My wife: “why do you never help out with home planning?”
    Me:

    • @shadowwriter329
      @shadowwriter329 4 роки тому +62

      Reuben Fromow I offered to dig a lava moat but you didn’t like that idea. You said it makes your hair fizzy. So I am stopping while I am ahead.

    • @ajaybyadgi2672
      @ajaybyadgi2672 3 роки тому +1

      because that shit bor ing

    • @solisruben296
      @solisruben296 3 роки тому +8

      An easy way to get the lava is to go to the nether and bring buckets of the stuff back, then use a shovel to dig a 5 block wide 3 block deep pit around your house, then fill it with lava. Just make sure you're not fully reliant on it since someone could just build over it.

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer Рік тому +2

      "Are you sure you _want_ me to help me with home planning?"

    • @onrch
      @onrch 5 місяців тому

      ​@@solisruben296You can also use trapdoors to fool the human AI.

  • @mamuburaa
    @mamuburaa 3 роки тому +707

    The answer is obviously to build your base inside a volcano like any self-respecting super villain would.
    That way you get lava and a power source.

    • @justagamer878
      @justagamer878 3 місяці тому +3

      What if the volcano shuts down and hibernates?

    • @CarFreeSegnitz
      @CarFreeSegnitz 3 місяці тому +12

      ⁠@@justagamer878 Super villains should chose Stromboli, a volcanic island just north of Sicily. It’s been erupting continuously for over 2000 years.
      For a bit more control I’d locate in Iceland and tap magma chambers there. Or some place warmer like Hawaii, Mount Kilauea. But then wherever you manage a lava moat will be uncomfortably warm (hot).

    • @Statsy10
      @Statsy10 2 місяці тому +7

      And constantly having to fend off intrepid volcanologists? No thank you!

  • @IamClipsus
    @IamClipsus 4 роки тому +1830

    2:20 "Which is clearly absurd."
    Yeah, that is the absurd part, of course.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 роки тому +135

      The absurd part is that he didn't advise on the type of crocodile to inhabit your moat.

    • @EmeralBookwise
      @EmeralBookwise 4 роки тому +165

      @@NJ-wb1cz: Crocodiles, in a lava moat? Now that good fellow is absurd. A proper lava moat requires only the highest quality cybernetic laser sharks!

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 4 роки тому +30

      solar power is always absurd, except for a Dyson sphere, that's not

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 роки тому +29

      ​@@EmeralBookwise good show old boy!
      However, lava is an example of a so called black body and is sadly virtually impenetrable for photons making lasers just glorified heaters for lava, providing no extra layer of protection. Which is the only fatal flaw in your otherwise top notch plan!

    • @gayatrimandhane3087
      @gayatrimandhane3087 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @kingbranden1369
    @kingbranden1369 4 роки тому +4774

    Right, of course. I knew I was doing something wrong. Thank you so much for this tutorial it has been extremely helpful.

    • @Apersonl0l
      @Apersonl0l 4 роки тому +102

      KingBranden
      You’re having difficulties too?

    • @chervilious
      @chervilious 4 роки тому +92

      @@Apersonl0l same I use mixture of rocks that's why it didn't glow as much

    • @boxfox4879
      @boxfox4879 4 роки тому +62

      Ugh yea. Last time the bridge burned for mine. I’m still trying to explain to the government why I need a whole moat

    • @valyrianeagle7001
      @valyrianeagle7001 4 роки тому +39

      ikr, i accidentally added uranium into the rock mixture, and iradiated my neighborhood

    • @proxy90909
      @proxy90909 4 роки тому +39

      @@valyrianeagle7001 Know that feel man my uranium ressuply fell into the mote and its now a radiated mess

  • @keyboardmannow
    @keyboardmannow 4 роки тому +994

    *forgets to add the bridge*
    “Hey boss uhm I cant come to work today”

    • @thanh6523
      @thanh6523 4 роки тому +55

      keyboardmannow If you were to have a fucking lava moat you might as well have a private jet

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 4 роки тому +19

      @Brian Nguyen hes talking about the fact a bridge would defeat the purpose of a moat....

    • @sirgarde9256
      @sirgarde9256 4 роки тому +25

      A drawbridge?

    • @samuelthecamel
      @samuelthecamel 4 роки тому +20

      @@thanh6523 A jet is okay until it malfunctions and you're stuck within the moat. Or until someone else lands in your airstrip.

    • @minoxiothethird
      @minoxiothethird 3 роки тому +33

      @@samuelthecamel And obviously we wouldn't want invaders landing in our airstrip, so we're going to need a fully functioning AA gun in case aerial intruders attack our home inside of our lava moat.

  • @TheCooldudeG
    @TheCooldudeG 4 роки тому +635

    ☆☆☆☆ I give this Four stars! This guide has helped me solve almost all of my trespasser issues and given the outer walls of my personal fortress a wonderful glow. Keeps out burglars and in-laws! Would have given it 5 stars but the heat from the lava moat boiled away the water for the moat holding the Laser Sharks.

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 Рік тому +111

      So you gave it 4 stars for your poor planning, and because it did exactly what you wanted it to, which is get hot? Ugh, you are just one of _those_ reviewers.

    • @Marscandy1
      @Marscandy1 Рік тому +42

      My laser shark moat is doing just fine, maybe yours has a design flaw?

    • @proisapro654
      @proisapro654 Рік тому +4

      i rate it 6.9 stars

    • @thepizzaman6310
      @thepizzaman6310 Рік тому +28

      I'm fine, because my newest generation of laser shark is completely fireproof, allowing me to replace the water with lava safely

    • @An_Iron_God69420
      @An_Iron_God69420 Рік тому +6

      awww the frickin laser sharks

  • @thomasr.jackson2940
    @thomasr.jackson2940 4 роки тому +1057

    I wish someone had made this video when I made my lava moat. It would have been a big help

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 роки тому +30

      I accidentally made my lava moan instead of moat.

    • @vitulus_
      @vitulus_ 4 роки тому +4

      now you have a moat of stone

    • @malikfaisal416
      @malikfaisal416 4 роки тому +8

      Doing this atm, wish me luck guys

    • @loganricherson3749
      @loganricherson3749 4 роки тому +5

      @@NJ-wb1cz instructions unclear

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 роки тому +9

      @@loganricherson3749 i know right. its now super annoying and super sexy and its all around my house

  • @The_Jzoli
    @The_Jzoli 4 роки тому +4662

    Just get some lava with a bucket and pour it in the moat.

    • @blonze_brick6675
      @blonze_brick6675 4 роки тому +272

      Big brain

    • @dustytheloneranger
      @dustytheloneranger 4 роки тому +88

      Make sure your bucket is plastic number seven

    • @robinsparrow1618
      @robinsparrow1618 4 роки тому +475

      @@dustytheloneranger you can make an iron bucket that can do the job with just 3 iron ingot actually

    • @lupinedreamexpress
      @lupinedreamexpress 4 роки тому +125

      Should I enable creative mode first or what

    • @oddpotato4038
      @oddpotato4038 4 роки тому +30

      @@lupinedreamexpress yup you should 😂

  • @deanastasya
    @deanastasya 4 роки тому +2849

    UGH I WISH I SAW THIS BEFORE MAKING MY EVIL LAIR! had to settle for a circle of shark infested waters instead
    EDIT- I have made this comment 10 months ago and am still getting replies so I will update you. The sharks are a difficult balance between feeding them too much and starving them, I would be careful managing their bloodthirst without risking their health. As a downside of my inexperience I have been overfeeding them at first and my heroic nemesis made her way into my lair, there was a lot of fighting and monologuing. As an upside we are married now, both evil, and both have learned from the past security issue. With 2 villains in a lair the amount of heroes doubled, so now I don't have to feed the sharks myself much at all

    • @TrippleDogDare
      @TrippleDogDare 4 роки тому +140

      You didn’t even add LAZERS?! smh

    • @timthetincan6782
      @timthetincan6782 4 роки тому +11

      @JUSTIN SMITH sharks don’t sleep

    • @kennko3
      @kennko3 4 роки тому +1

      -_-

    • @insertnamehere8099
      @insertnamehere8099 4 роки тому +97

      From personal experience, I would recommend piranhas. They require less work and are cheaper. Plus, sometimes sharks leave your enemies alone end they can swim to safety. No such issue with piranhas!
      Then again, you could, of course, splice the genes of the sharks and the piranhas to make a new creature but that’s just too expensive and time consuming (rather than visitor consuming)

    • @insane_troll
      @insane_troll 4 роки тому +17

      Is your evil lair called Australia?

  • @sprazz8668
    @sprazz8668 3 роки тому +662

    "It's tempting to choose a kind of rock that melts at a lower temperature." Well duh, it's not like we're going to choose a high melting point rock for literally no reason other than to flex our economic superiority over our enemies........................................ *OK NEVERMIND I GUESS WE'RE GOING THERE*

    • @mechasheep4861
      @mechasheep4861 3 роки тому +65

      Yeah Molten Tungsten moat time.

    • @mojn4249
      @mojn4249 3 роки тому +2

      @@mechasheep4861 XD

    • @TantalumPolytope
      @TantalumPolytope Рік тому +6

      @@mechasheep4861 ya gunna need a tantalum carbide crucible for that

    • @Smitology
      @Smitology 3 місяці тому +10

      No point in a lava moat if it just looks like a grey sludge around your house, not the bright orange liquid everyone sees and thinks "that's a lava moat"

    • @Ace-nq4cp
      @Ace-nq4cp 2 місяці тому +11

      "Sir, yes technically the mercury river IS liquid rock, and IS deadly, but I think we should stop ordering our Evil Lair stuff on Ali express.."

  • @rc5989
    @rc5989 4 роки тому +2213

    I’m going to go the 4km solar panel array route. We need to be green with our lava moats.

    • @bdf2718
      @bdf2718 4 роки тому +214

      Terrible efficiency losses at each stage. Go for Fresnel lenses focusing the sun's rays onto the ground.
      It will work. Nobody likes invading houses in the rain.

    • @Zakara675
      @Zakara675 4 роки тому +151

      Geothermal and nuclear are both clean energy sources

    • @Vasharan
      @Vasharan 4 роки тому +87

      @@bdf2718 What about a geostationary solar collector that focuses the sun's light onto a circular area around your house. The beam would be 1m wide and precess so that it makes a circuit fast enough to keep the lava from solidifying.
      As a bonus, it can be manually overriden to get rid of pesky solicitors, girl scouts and door to door salesmen.

    • @Colopty
      @Colopty 4 роки тому +40

      If you're going that route you might wish to go for an extra kilometer or two just so you can build up a power reserve for the days without a lot of sun.

    • @mandernachluca3774
      @mandernachluca3774 4 роки тому +17

      @@Vasharan
      Problem with these things is that you, again, are dependend on outside systems. I mean, it is possible to shoot sattelites with jet fighter air to space missiles down ;D.

  • @Aeihd
    @Aeihd 4 роки тому +1225

    "Which is clearly absurd"
    Yea, that's the absurd part.

    • @galacticbob1
      @galacticbob1 3 роки тому +40

      Much better to just build your own commercial scale nuclear fission plant, IMHO.

    • @lavaknight3682
      @lavaknight3682 3 роки тому +10

      @@galacticbob1 but is it “In my humble opinion” or “In my honest opinion”?

    • @galacticbob1
      @galacticbob1 3 роки тому +22

      @@lavaknight3682 In My Hadronic Opinion, in this case. Nuclear physics, and all that. 😂

  • @fendoroid3788
    @fendoroid3788 4 роки тому +621

    And then comes the guy with a bucket of water.

    • @danielsmerdel8214
      @danielsmerdel8214 4 роки тому +48

      By the time anyone got close with water, both the bucket will have melted and the water will have boiled into steam

    • @TheBalefire
      @TheBalefire 4 роки тому +63

      @@danielsmerdel8214 Woosh

    • @danielsmerdel8214
      @danielsmerdel8214 4 роки тому +75

      @@TheBalefire that's great but don't come crying to me when your skin melted off because you forgot lava radiates a heck ton of heat

    • @KingCreeper-1026
      @KingCreeper-1026 4 роки тому +43

      Daniel Smerdel Minecraft joke

    • @wolfkey980
      @wolfkey980 4 роки тому +21

      @@danielsmerdel8214 you did not get the joke

  • @solarsatan9000
    @solarsatan9000 4 роки тому +151

    Oh I need higher quality rock that's where I've been going wrong

    • @copterinx0468
      @copterinx0468 3 роки тому +5

      Nah just add LEDs. In fact, forget a lava moat; just rig some smoke machines and holoprojectors in a trench along with heat vents a distance away. Same effect, way cheaper and easier.

    • @Hiltok
      @Hiltok 3 роки тому +8

      @@copterinx0468 That's OK as a deterrent but it's not going to do the job of actually melting a horde of invasive zombies, or religious/political door-knockers.

  • @definesigint2823
    @definesigint2823 4 роки тому +521

    Sigh. I kept wanting to mouse over for the alt text.

    • @tayasergeeva4955
      @tayasergeeva4955 4 роки тому +23

      When I was reading the book I had the same problem.

  • @itsadisood
    @itsadisood 4 роки тому +844

    Instructions unclear. My lava is emitting 3.6 Roentgen. Not good, not bad.

    • @EDEDED_
      @EDEDED_ 4 роки тому +135

      Instructions *nuclear.

    • @BlackCrafte
      @BlackCrafte 4 роки тому +59

      3.6 roentgen from lava moat ? This man is delusionnal, take hime to the infirmary !

    • @Carmenifold
      @Carmenifold 4 роки тому +43

      you didn't see graphite in the moat.
      you *DIDN'T!!!*

    • @CarbonDoggie
      @CarbonDoggie 4 роки тому +25

      It's all fun and games until
      ionizing gamma radiation

    • @nathanaelvetters2684
      @nathanaelvetters2684 4 роки тому +26

      In order to produce ionizing radiation just from blackbody radiation, your lava will have to be at least ~300,000 Kelvin. It's emitting at least 460 terawatts of power per square meter.
      Color me impressed.

  • @SaHaRaSquad
    @SaHaRaSquad 4 роки тому +391

    Book's subtitle: 'advice for *common* real-world problems'
    Also book: how to build a lava moat.
    Okay then.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +53

      You mean you don't keep trying to build lava moats?

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 4 роки тому +25

      I don't get it, what's your point?

    • @tacocatt6808
      @tacocatt6808 4 роки тому +29

      Android 19 right? I found this video really helpful, my lava moats kept failing and I kept having to melt more rocks, >:(
      Now, however, I’m a lot more informed! :)

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 4 роки тому +3

      Well, i build them all the time!
      -In real life!- *In minecraft.*

    • @jaqihegland6232
      @jaqihegland6232 4 роки тому +7

      It's advice, it's just not particularly useful advice.

  • @GameCyborgCh
    @GameCyborgCh 4 роки тому +316

    0:53 minecraft players: "years of academic training wasted"

  • @GS-wz9np
    @GS-wz9np 4 роки тому +517

    I didn't really search for this, but nice to know...

  • @chingamfong
    @chingamfong 4 роки тому +434

    Me: I have a homework due tonight and I barely started on it.
    UA-cam: *Do you want to know how to build a lava moat?*
    Also me: Good question

  • @lizlee8715
    @lizlee8715 4 роки тому +128

    Minutephysics: "There aren't that many tutorials on how to build a lava-moat."
    5 minute crafts: *Is that a challenge!?*

    • @hendrikpat
      @hendrikpat 4 роки тому +12

      "Step one: Melt rocks."
      "Step two: Lick them to speed up the progress."

    • @lucifersdevilishdetails.
      @lucifersdevilishdetails. 4 роки тому +5

      Get hot glue dye red go around your house there

    • @blindsloth364
      @blindsloth364 3 роки тому

      troom troom is going to do this soon, get ready for glitter lava moat

  • @renardleblanc5556
    @renardleblanc5556 4 роки тому +26

    I kid you not, the day this video came out, my parents were installing geothermal heating in their house. Maaaybe I should ask if they have any plans for home security. Just to be prudent. X3

  • @mebamme
    @mebamme 4 роки тому +389

    2:20 "which is clearly absurd".
    🤔

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock 4 роки тому +27

      O ye of little ambition.

    • @davidshi451
      @davidshi451 4 роки тому +27

      Even though he's building a lava moat, we still have to be reasonable!

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 4 роки тому +16

      @@davidshi451 I mean, you have to draw the line _somewhere_

    • @Anistuffs
      @Anistuffs 4 роки тому +7

      I completely fail to understand why a lava moat of 8km diameter would be absurd. It's completely feasible and in fact, I'll prove it by making one. Just let me become filthy rich first and send the first outer solar system colonists out and I'll get to it, promise :)

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 4 роки тому +2

      @@Anistuffs it's absurd because you need batteries to power your lava at night

  • @hugoiwata
    @hugoiwata 4 роки тому +226

    1:42 I like how you used the word "football" in a manner that no one gets bothered.

    • @Lemilie
      @Lemilie 4 роки тому +12

      I wonder how that sport would function

    • @Jake28
      @Jake28 4 роки тому +11

      @@Lemilie You clearly THROW an oval shaped ball!

    • @348joey
      @348joey 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jake28 ? That'd still be American football. You mean "THROW a round ball" or "KICK an oval ball"?

    • @lcmiracle
      @lcmiracle 3 роки тому

      @@Jake28 You need to specify it more with "by hand".

    • @Crispman_777
      @Crispman_777 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jake28 But that's just Rugby...

  • @Kraigon42
    @Kraigon42 4 роки тому +3

    It may just be the Texan in me, but I heard "a solar array 8km across" and thought, "yeah, that sounds pretty good, let's go with that option."

  • @justas423
    @justas423 4 роки тому +111

    When you REALLY don't like your neighbors.

  • @mahrze
    @mahrze 4 роки тому +228

    Marvel: 'Infinity War' Is The Most Ambitious Crossover Event In History.
    MinutePhysics and xkcd: Hold our doodles and comics

  • @ltjgambrose
    @ltjgambrose 4 роки тому +443

    "The moat needs to surround an array of solar panels 8 km across. Which is clearly absurd."
    Absolutely! That's a step too far.

    • @kewakl8891
      @kewakl8891 4 роки тому +10

      probably only if the solar panels are lying flat.
      If they were tracking the sun and had MPPT ......
      Mirror array using lava instead of salt

    • @JannPoo
      @JannPoo 4 роки тому +41

      Meanwhile having your personal nuclear plant is totally reasonable.

    • @anneaunyme
      @anneaunyme 4 роки тому +4

      @@kewakl8891 making the solar panels track the sun don't make you win on space, it makes you win on the quantity of panels. (basically the energy you can get with a solar panel is proportional to the amount of shadow created if the land was flat, the only way you can "cheat" with that is by making some kind of wall of solar panels whose shadow would spread outside of your protected land)

    • @kewakl8891
      @kewakl8891 4 роки тому +5

      @@anneaunyme an angle of less that 90 will cause a loss of some of the energy. But if you could power a lava moat, I think that you would also be able to cheat.

    • @anneaunyme
      @anneaunyme 4 роки тому +5

      @@kewakl8891 That's true if you keep the same solar panel surface. That's not true if you just blindly cover all your surface with panels because you don't care about their cost (you probably are in that situation if you seriously consider installing this moat). Just do the math if you don't believe me (it is actually pretty easy to get it with a drawing but those are hard to do in youtube comments)

  • @diegovasquezcaballero
    @diegovasquezcaballero 3 роки тому +14

    The best part of the joke is how they arbitrarily insert some "that would be absurd" lines from time to time. xD

    • @georgehiggins1320
      @georgehiggins1320 3 роки тому

      Hey Diego, I don't know you at all, but I hope you know that there's something about you that you're the best at, and that you add so much value to the world!

  • @someguy5944
    @someguy5944 3 роки тому +16

    Me: * tries this *
    MY wife and electric bills: *_Gonna give you up_*

  • @sodaPapa7176
    @sodaPapa7176 4 роки тому +195

    I'm such a fool, spending my money on an "alarm system" clearly a lava moat is the way to go

    • @TheDeadMeme27
      @TheDeadMeme27 4 роки тому +8

      just use [/gamemode creative] and fill the moat with a bucket of lava

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 4 роки тому +3

      But if it rains

    • @RileyIsntDead
      @RileyIsntDead 4 роки тому +4

      @@alexwang982 The rain would boil off immediately. Unless a portal appears at the bottom of the ocean (hehe) and exits directly over your moat, water isn't going to be an issue.

    • @mrbuttocks6772
      @mrbuttocks6772 4 роки тому +3

      Laminated windows, it stops burglars. Only idiots go through doors, it takes time to pick a lock and breaking one down makes ALOT of noise.

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 4 роки тому +4

      Duncan Price Yes but how are you gonna get past L A V A

  • @OtiumAbscondita
    @OtiumAbscondita 4 роки тому +173

    I like how in the intro they used the logic symbol "and".

    • @rgbii2
      @rgbii2 4 роки тому +4

      In C/C++, that's the exclusive OR symbol.

    • @wojtekburzynski654
      @wojtekburzynski654 4 роки тому +12

      @@rgbii2 Yes, but in maths its logical conjunction.

    • @OtiumAbscondita
      @OtiumAbscondita 4 роки тому +4

      @@rgbii2 yes, but I talking about maths and logic.

    • @OtiumAbscondita
      @OtiumAbscondita 4 роки тому +7

      @@lanye2708 nobody is talking about programming, why do you bring it up? We are talking about mathematics.

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 4 роки тому +3

      @@OtiumAbscondita ^ Doesn't this symbol show that a term/function is being raised to a power/exponent?

  • @WesllyOni
    @WesllyOni 3 роки тому +10

    I can't put into words how amazing this is, or the fact that such a book exists. I'm getting a copy right away.

  • @Bellonging
    @Bellonging 4 роки тому +52

    "Electricity costs around $0.10 per kWh"
    *Cries in Australian*

    • @ShroudedWolf51
      @ShroudedWolf51 3 роки тому +1

      Isn't that just English?

    • @alexh2717
      @alexh2717 3 роки тому +5

      ikr, in germany the average price is like 30-35 cents per kWh...

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 3 роки тому +1

      You could only use one Solar Panel in Australia. That would work fine.

    • @MrSupdup
      @MrSupdup 3 роки тому +3

      I dunno man, I live in Brisbane and my power is ~$0.1639 per kWh. In USD that's $0.1261 (not adjusted for purchasing power), so only 2c more per kWh. Australian's get paid more than Americans, so I imagine adjusted for purchasing power 16c for us is about 10c for an American.

    • @robinvanderpal372
      @robinvanderpal372 3 місяці тому +1

      I was looking for a comment like this haha

  • @awesokestephen3494
    @awesokestephen3494 4 роки тому +182

    I saw “with xkcd” and I was like “alright how ridiculous is this going to be”

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому +2

      I hope the next one is on how to build a machine gun jetpack. That one is pretty neat.

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 3 роки тому

      you didn't realize once you got past "how to build a lava moat?"

    • @ruler_of_everything
      @ruler_of_everything 2 роки тому

      @@ThePCguy17 wym? lava moats are a very serious thing for homeowners to have.

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 2 роки тому

      @@ruler_of_everything But of course, how could I forget?

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 4 роки тому +236

    I love how they took this so serious like its a every day thing. No big deal!

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 4 роки тому +11

      It's very very xkcd!

    • @isaacz.8349
      @isaacz.8349 4 роки тому +4

      Jarid Gaming you’re acting like you don’t have a lava moat... I thought everyone had one!

    • @obnoxiouspedant
      @obnoxiouspedant 4 місяці тому

      Wow that's like, the premise of the video, bro

  • @fatzpepper195
    @fatzpepper195 4 роки тому +11

    Not going to lie. I searched for How to make a lava moat in Minecraft. Seen this video. Not disappointed.

  • @JoeManneke
    @JoeManneke 3 роки тому +149

    minecraft players: hey look at my lava moat
    minutephysics: you can do it in the real world
    the media: this is why games are bad for you

    • @ButWhyMe...
      @ButWhyMe... 2 роки тому +1

      karens: ban video games, books, and minutephysics, then legalize mandatory spyware

    • @Mister_Sun.
      @Mister_Sun. Рік тому

      fact

  • @bat-7076
    @bat-7076 4 роки тому +979

    Guys, just grab a bucket of lava.

    • @postlim
      @postlim 4 роки тому +14

      jes just an iron one

    • @ordinaryshiba
      @ordinaryshiba 4 роки тому +9

      because minecraft logic

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 4 роки тому +4

      @@ordinaryshiba Real-life logic, as lava's temperature is lower than iron's melting point. It'll heat up a lot, sure, but it'll also radiate that heat away a lot faster than the molten stone will give it to the metal.

    • @ordinaryshiba
      @ordinaryshiba 4 роки тому

      @@KainYusanagi aka you get balsted by heat because it's radiating heat so quick, that's why you don't stand next to lava

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 4 роки тому +5

      @@ordinaryshiba Actually no, you can stand right next to lava just fine; even walk over it with minimal damage if you're quick enough at the point of contact, thanks to the leidenfrost effect (too slow and you'll sink in and be in for a seriously bad time, so, don't do it). In Hawaii, I think it was I saw video of, there have been people who have taken lawn chairs and sat them beside a lava flow and roasted weenies over the lava on long metal rods. It IS really quite hot still, obviously, but air is a terrible conductor of heat. Iron is a pretty poor conductor of heat, as well, taking it on slowly and dispersing it very quickly. If you've ever seen a blacksmith working on an iron ingot, you'd see just how quickly it cools down, and how even while eye-searing red hot, you can still be right beside it and not burn up. And the layer of lava right against the bucket walls would cool down rapidly and form an insulating layer between the molten core and the rest of the bucket, reducing the thermal energy conducted to the bucket further.

  • @adityaphatak8590
    @adityaphatak8590 4 роки тому +35

    We can also make fresnel lens circle above the moat to at least keep it hot at day hence reducing power demand.

    • @dannymac6368
      @dannymac6368 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you! I was looking for this in the comments but it was buried. Just set the lens up pointing towards a huge cliff, let new lava continuously flow in. Bonus: you can now terraform!

  • @servantking1519
    @servantking1519 4 роки тому +40

    Nice job! I was already a fan of both minutephysics and xkcd separately, but wow, that was good!

  • @ludvig9184
    @ludvig9184 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you! Finally a proper serious how to guide on youtube that people might get some actual practical use for.

  • @AlexVSharp
    @AlexVSharp 4 роки тому +45

    The most informative video nobody ever needed. Thanks!

    • @peterbonnema8913
      @peterbonnema8913 4 роки тому +2

      Tell that to the prepper community

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 роки тому +2

      Speak for yourself

  • @saltier1976
    @saltier1976 4 роки тому +146

    Finally, i can protect my Minecraft house, Thanks minutephysics!

    • @jettaeschroff6924
      @jettaeschroff6924 4 роки тому +16

      *proceeds to burn house down*

    • @loganricherson3749
      @loganricherson3749 4 роки тому +5

      @@jettaeschroff6924 just like in minecraft

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 4 роки тому +2

      @@jettaeschroff6924 I built my house out of cobblestone. Try burning that I dare you.

  • @singerofsongs468
    @singerofsongs468 4 роки тому +1

    This. THIS is why I’m majoring in chemical engineering. This is why I’m struggling through thermodynamics rn. Thank you for giving my college journey a greater sense of purpose.

  • @csheadtrip
    @csheadtrip 4 роки тому +3

    This is my favorite collab of 2019. MOAR!

  • @AreCeeEffEx
    @AreCeeEffEx 4 роки тому +22

    I didn't realize I wanted this video but I got it and I'm grateful.

  • @iennternet
    @iennternet 4 роки тому +113

    I work hard in school so that one day I can afford my own lava moat.

  • @nickscurvy8635
    @nickscurvy8635 4 роки тому +1

    you're amazing, xkcd is amazing, and it makes my heart happy every time I see yall collaborate

  • @narutolikestoes9028
    @narutolikestoes9028 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you sooo much, I've been looking for this for soooo long thx

  • @minimumviableplayer1402
    @minimumviableplayer1402 4 роки тому +5

    Randall should make a how-to guide for villains. Next chapter: how to mount a laser on a shark.

  • @jpe1
    @jpe1 4 роки тому +7

    The final suggestion of using geothermal won’t be easy. The challenge with using geothermal to melt rocks is finding a suitable liquid to transport the needed energy. You would need something that would phase transition at over 1200°C at some reasonable pressure, and then you would need some even higher melting point material from which to fabricate the piping and heat exchangers needed. Copper pipes aren’t going to cut it!

    • @MinutePhysics
      @MinutePhysics  4 роки тому +6

      The final solution is to use geothermal to generate electricity in the normal way, then heat the lava with the electric heating coils as normal :)

  • @mordiemannogenost69
    @mordiemannogenost69 Рік тому

    Much appriciated! Really needed this right now.

  • @arjovenzia
    @arjovenzia 5 місяців тому

    +1 can recommend. Both the book and instructions within. Has vastly improved my life.

  • @amoghlal
    @amoghlal 4 роки тому +17

    Thanks for the video!
    The inability to build a lava moat had been bugging me for quite a while!

  • @ejhickey
    @ejhickey 4 роки тому +7

    I love DIY videos like this that focus on practical solutions to problems that everyone has pondered from time to time . I mean a Lava Moat is the perfect solution for those who want to keep their home secure but don't like guns or the expense and trouble of security systems . /s

  • @msmoobutgamer5527
    @msmoobutgamer5527 4 роки тому +1

    thank you so much, i was looking everywhere for this

  • @jugzster
    @jugzster 3 роки тому +4

    How To is a hilarious and surprisingly educational book. Highly recommended. More videos like this please!

  • @carsonlight_lapse6394
    @carsonlight_lapse6394 4 роки тому +991

    Probably there will be a sea of Minecraft comment down there

    • @DJAvren
      @DJAvren 4 роки тому +58

      But then that sea can be used in combination with the lava to make obsidian, so it's not too bad

    • @Norcon72
      @Norcon72 4 роки тому +1

      *is

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 роки тому +1

      @@DJAvren obsidian is brittle weak crap so yeah, that's pretty bad

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 4 роки тому

      @@NJ-wb1cz brittle but insanely sharp.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 роки тому

      @@nathanlevesque7812 sharpness is a function of manufacturing process, not some raw material simply appearing out of nowhere being insanely sharp

  • @joythegeek4571
    @joythegeek4571 4 роки тому +3

    I'm so glad quality content like this exists.
    Thanks so much for the advice this video cleared up so much

  • @OrionBlitz256
    @OrionBlitz256 3 роки тому

    Thanks. I'll get started in the morning.

  • @wipeoutmax
    @wipeoutmax 5 місяців тому

    After 4 years, this video reappeared again in my feed.
    Watched it again, still 2 thumbs up ^^

  • @bexowr
    @bexowr 4 роки тому +79

    I'm a simple man; I see xkcd, I click

  • @IceMetalPunk
    @IceMetalPunk 4 роки тому +9

    If Randall is okay with it, I would LOVE to see more of these How To Minute Physics videos. It's not that I can't read the book, it's just that I like your voice saying these things :D

  • @pajamesie
    @pajamesie 3 роки тому

    FINALLY! A TUTORIAL! I’ve been searching for hours!

  • @zachdurocher1166
    @zachdurocher1166 4 роки тому +31

    "Reasonable-sized lava moat"

  • @aaronspacee
    @aaronspacee 4 роки тому +6

    finally, really needed a tutorial for this for *reasons*

  • @justgame5508
    @justgame5508 4 роки тому +5

    Randall Munroe brought out a new book!?! I know what I’m doing for the rest of the day. Absolutely loved his What if? and article

  • @a.muhyee4156
    @a.muhyee4156 4 роки тому

    been looking for a tutorial forever thanks it helped so much

  • @Blubb5000
    @Blubb5000 3 роки тому

    *FINALLY* some practical advice for my every day life. Thanks!!!

  • @kangalio
    @kangalio 4 роки тому +3

    This is a really great ad! Fun to watch, subtle, precisely describes what the book is about, and it also interests me! Honestly great job 👌

  • @DarkThomy
    @DarkThomy 4 роки тому +6

    Once again something I didn't know I needed to learn..!
    ...but how many zombies could it repel ?

    • @antivirusexe2856
      @antivirusexe2856 4 роки тому

      All of them?

    • @DarkThomy
      @DarkThomy 4 роки тому

      @@antivirusexe2856 Yeah I somehow thought the lava would.. fill itself over time.

  • @rollingdeep4723
    @rollingdeep4723 3 роки тому

    Bless you for advertising such an entretaining, uneducational (most stuff ends in explosions or close to death situations) and fun read :).

  • @cipherxen2
    @cipherxen2 4 роки тому

    You are a life saver man. This is the one video I was looking for.

  • @Yalikejazzboi
    @Yalikejazzboi 4 роки тому +34

    Only 8km across to be powered by on site solar? I'm building one now.

  • @johnyliltoe
    @johnyliltoe 4 роки тому +7

    It took me a moment for me to process what I was reading. xkcd? YES!

  • @EmperorNefarious1
    @EmperorNefarious1 3 роки тому

    I wish I had found this earlier, in times like these, this is exactly what I need

  • @KadenCollett
    @KadenCollett 5 місяців тому

    thanks, just what I was looking for!

  • @teeblackgold97
    @teeblackgold97 4 роки тому +54

    Nobody:
    Minutephysics: How to Build a Lava Moat (with xkcd).

    • @DerangedScout
      @DerangedScout 4 роки тому +8

      Hurr-durr NoBoDy

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt 4 роки тому +5

      Minecrafters:Am I a joke to you

    • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
      @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti 4 роки тому +4

      I saw someon point out that "Nobody saying nothing means everbody is saying something," and now the meme is ruined for me.

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 4 роки тому +2

      @@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti Everybody:
      Minutephysics: How to Build a Lava Moat (with xkcd).

  • @_cider_8837
    @_cider_8837 3 роки тому +18

    "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today..."

    • @mrsnake9642
      @mrsnake9642 3 роки тому +2

      it's a bit weak for a phineas and ferb episode

    • @_cider_8837
      @_cider_8837 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrsnake9642 Yeah..

  • @inkymoth
    @inkymoth 4 роки тому

    Informations very clear
    Got my lava moat working perfectly
    Thank you

  • @Keeganator42
    @Keeganator42 3 дні тому +1

    Thank you! My neighbors are so pesky and I was looking for this exactly.

  • @Master_Therion
    @Master_Therion 4 роки тому +375

    While interesting, I didn't find this video re-moat-ly useful.

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 4 роки тому +24

      Take your like and leave

    • @xelyd7989
      @xelyd7989 4 роки тому +16

      This joke made me *melt* with laughter.......
      I know its a bad joke.. I'll take my leave now

    • @ten.seconds
      @ten.seconds 4 роки тому +14

      People like you are why we need lava moats.

    • @CrazyNerdMonkey
      @CrazyNerdMonkey 4 роки тому +19

      I found it very moativating.

    • @DickHolman
      @DickHolman 4 роки тому +3

      Thanks, we'll let you know.
      Next!

  • @tcsnowdream9975
    @tcsnowdream9975 4 місяці тому +6

    People in Iceland today: 👀

  • @GlaDOS.CAROLCORE
    @GlaDOS.CAROLCORE 9 днів тому

    10/10 This guide was just what I was looking for. You must make more of these guides.
    Or maybe you could help me with a few tests yourself, either is fine with me.
    So pick one.

  • @jasons7222
    @jasons7222 4 роки тому

    I love how serious this guy is, this is a very real option for him

  • @touchofthorn1841
    @touchofthorn1841 4 роки тому +36

    I thought this was a Minecraft tutorial video for a good 2 seconds

  • @RoboBoddicker
    @RoboBoddicker 4 роки тому +6

    I misheard, and ended up with a guava moat.
    But it's much more delicious this way.

    • @darthvader2994
      @darthvader2994 4 роки тому

      No dude that's guaNO (bat poo) don't be eating that!
      (I had to Google "bat poo" to remember the word)

  • @Loading_rta
    @Loading_rta 2 роки тому

    Thank you! I will make it with reference to this.

  • @toetruck1589
    @toetruck1589 2 роки тому +1

    thanks for this tutorial, really helped when i was building the lava moat for my sons 10th birthday

  • @Depleted-Uranium
    @Depleted-Uranium 4 роки тому +4

    Minutephysics:*plays minecraft once*
    Minutephysics: oh yeah, it’s big brain time

  • @skorpius2029
    @skorpius2029 4 роки тому +15

    Apocalypse survivor builds lava moat around his base and whole power plant just to run it.
    Man with a bucket of water: "i'm about to end this moat's career"

  • @olivarra1
    @olivarra1 4 роки тому

    Another of Randall's book into my collection

  • @PamdaDev
    @PamdaDev 4 роки тому

    thanks for this. it did make me smile

  • @link2498
    @link2498 4 роки тому +6

    This is low-key an advertisement for why we should use geo-thermal as a source of energy. Love it.

  • @sharon-gm3ih
    @sharon-gm3ih 4 роки тому +105

    Earth: **creates extreme heat at its core**
    Humans: tHaT i CaN uSe FoR a LaVa MoAt

    • @cameronneveu7277
      @cameronneveu7277 4 роки тому +20

      what if the center of the earth created a lava moat to keep us out of it?

    • @sharon-gm3ih
      @sharon-gm3ih 4 роки тому +3

      @@cameronneveu7277 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому

      Yeah, just dig a deep hole and you get your lava.

    • @oldsarj
      @oldsarj 3 роки тому

      @@HappyBeezerStudios A REALLY deep hole.

  • @JadetheGoober
    @JadetheGoober 2 роки тому

    Thank you, Randall. You the GOAT graphic engineer

  • @eduardohellberg9589
    @eduardohellberg9589 4 роки тому

    I already bought a copy before seeing this, can’t wait until it arrives and binge the entire book