NOTHING BUT DICKS | Cards Against Humanity w/ Bob, Wade, Jack
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- Опубліковано 16 лют 2017
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You know you're being too loud when Jack tells you to shut up.
ikr XD
Unknown Error you win award
ikr? XD XD
Unknown Error
I think he would tell me to shut up because I tell everyone everything I want so I sound like just a big 20000 page essay yep I do that
IKR XD
I forgot they were actually playing CAH for a moment when Jack started saying 'when I am president of the United States'.
Faith S same!!😂😂
Same
Same
Honestly it was more like CFH then
Same
Bob: *Ditches card* I hope that was wade's.
Wade: It was ;-;
1.5K likes but no comments after 3 years
why are they in a church
@@theavocadoscientist7979 p
13:05 Jack burps into his mic and looks so proud of himself it’s hilarious
I wondering if anyone had noticed that too! Lol. I was looking for the timestamp for it but I was having trouble finding it! Thank you for this! Lol. He is such a proud Irish man lol.
Yes he looked into the mic. That is below that camera area. You are very wise I see
@Dr. Doggo
so do you get off on being a smartass and spoiling people’s fun or is it just like a day job?
I like your pfppppp
nice pfp
Wade: How are you just fingering it like that? Bob: Cause I'm a goddamn wizard, that's how.
Undercover Hetalian I am so done 😂😂
mono CHROME ikr? 😂
That feel when I was the 666th like
Undercover Hetalian
Bob: Because I thought it was funny, just have you seen those guys
didnt you know, bob stayed a virgen till 30 and became a wizard.... (if he stays a virgen 100 years he will become the next pewdiepie, he is 99)
Bob: "if someone shows up at your door and flashes you and just walks away, it's just not the same".
Wade: "yeah it's your crazy uncle"
i feel like everyone ignored that and i was dying 😂
Yeah that’s amazing you made me laugh good job golden star ⭐️
It’s never the same
That's one of my favorite CAH moments I've seen. Another one is when I was playing with my sister and she played "The Pope" for "here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and here is ____"
Your French Uncle
how you didn't choose "hey baby, come back to my place and i will show you the Donald Trump Seal of Approval" is beyond me. Instant winner
I personally would have went with "Ripping A Man's Chest Open And Pulling Out His Still Beating Heart"
Same
The incest answer caught me off guard idk why but it just did
I made the likes 666, I'm so proud of myself
Well I know atleast Mark and Jack are super SJW'S. Idk about bob and wade but they probably don't wanna get political
"Nothing: it's a trap!"
- My anxiety on a daily basis.
Me too-
Also Anxiety: Everything is a trap.
Bob: the baby sitter
Jack: loud child
Wade: bullied child
Mark: inappropriate child
ikr
Phan Queen Yep
Phan Queen
that's so true
Phan Queen you've inspired me to write
Orange Juice I don't know how, but you're welcome?
Jack: "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!"
Everybody: *silence*
Jack: "Ok. Everybody SHUT UP and pay attention."
Everybody: "Okay."
I think they're scared of Jack.
Fear the might of the Irish
The potato is strong with this one.
Fear little Leprechaun Jack
Kara Lemke its all in the accent
Kara Lemke Timestamp please
6:43
No one is talking about how Sean gave their places away while Mark, Bob, and Wade didn't hear him and he still ended up winning.
took me 4 years to notice this
Wait... his name isn't Jack?
@@Interestking no idk where he got jack from but its seán
@@shookcanuk7255 jacksepticye (idk how to spell it, it!s from his channel)
@@tang_erine yeah but i mean if his names not jack, why is his channel named jacksepticeye
The best one was
"BILLY MAYS, HERE FOR LETTING EVERYONE DOWN!"
BILLY MAYS! HERE FOR NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT!!!
That feels better
@@thx4chrckingin I like that one better 🤣
card against humanity more like cards against wade
wade is the underdog for sure
anime xoxo ikr
+anime xoxo yup they aren't against humanity.... they're against Wade
Wayde has tiny hand because of tiny penis
I was your 1k like :D
Could you imagine all of these guys on a road trip....
Squid SQuiddly I WOULD PAY ONE MILLION DOLLARS TO BE ON THAT ROAD TRIP!
That would be hilarous and I would watch every single minute of that :D
Squid SQuiddly sounds gr8 even without the Cards Against Humanity
Squid SQuiddly That would be amazing or a disaster
Squid SQuiddly i cant decide whether that would be my dream or a complete nightmare
Jack: *burps into mic*
Jack: *looks at the camera with the look of "yeah i fucking did that"*
When
Still waiting @@kas9965
"come on hepatitis" - JackSpeticEye 2017
Man feels like yesterday
Wade chooses the most offensive cards, and everyone gets mad at him.
I'm here like- "but isn't that the point?"
32roadsters 1 they Werner actually mad
@@foreignfat6009 Projecting much?
@@darkknightknine9905 yeah, projecting my frustration from a people full of bullshit.
@@foreignfat6009 I agree, Jack is basing the entire process of logic not humor. The beta basic bitch!
@@TIREPROD Most irish people i know, they do love dark humor.... Dunno what happened to him.
jacks the loud one
Marks the crazy one
wade is the bullied one
Bob is the parent
This is what I think 💭
Umbreon marks also the rude child in a classroom xD
this is what I think
Jack is the baby of the group
mark is the second baby of the group
wade they just mess with him
bob is a mystery I dont know
sabor12345 ikr XD
Ciel x hatsune miku THE BABIES PICK ON WADE!!!
+Umbreon accurate
Mark: You gotta yell these
Jack (internally): hehehe I’m the expert of that
2:59
Captions: Jack groans in pleasure.
I love how the thumbnail has Mark, Bob and Wade all making goofy face and then there's Jack just being a cute lil squish
Starrphire probably cause jack won
SeptiLixAway! IHNI YES VICTORRRRR
Starrphire omg same
ikr it's amazing XD
Starrphire XD
I just love the chemistry between these four. Always makes a bad day great. :D
Caligacal So frickin true
Caligacal so do i
Caligacal they make a great day bad because of their penis jokes...... :-)
Is that environment supposed to be a church? You're playing C.A.H. in a church!?!
Kyle Henderson in a CHURCH against humanity.
guess they need to face it with some poise and rationality
Real inspirations
@@kennguin3797 I CHIME IN
@@kennguin3797 best reply 💯💯
I love how disappointed Mark looked when he and Bob said "take that and rewind it back" at the same time @ 5:41 lol.
Is no one gonna acknowledge when they were talking about nudity and wade yelled "THAT'S YOUR WEIRD UNCLE!"😂 he needs credit for that
MarciMegaMouth I laughed so hard at that part
Wish they went with the offensive (Mostly Wades) cards rather than just the 'funny' ones.
That's the whole point of this game!
Actually prefer the game Wade was playing with JP, Pat and Gar, so much more offensive hilarity!
MarciMegaMouth 😂😂😂 I WAS DYING
I know!!!! No one noticed!
Wade's jokes are always ignored cause, you know, septiplier
I love it when you and Jack play things together.
I don't ship Septiplier but I love the bromance.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
YES
TurtleBee BROMANCE BROMANCE BROMANCE
Same. Their friendship is epic. Whenever they collab the commentary is just perfect.
me 2
12:27
This is how the world ends! Not with a bang but with a
20:34
This is funny
"Not with a bang but with a *BAAAAAHH* "
7:16 Well, Wade...
*DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES?!?*
Loli Police 🤣 I saw what you did there. Very Clever.
Lol
JACK- SHUT UP EVERYBODY STOP!!
MARK- ( puts hands up)
JACK WADE BOB AND MARK- ( laughs)
Team Killers You know you are being too loud if Jacksepticeye tells you to shut up.
Sanem Y. no because Jack screamed it
What time in the video is it?
REALLY!!
At 0:59
*sees first few seconds* Yes,... this level of maturity is what I love about these guys.
I scroll down to the comments and the first thing I hear is
"how are you fingering it like that?"
The comment below you is the followup to that question.
Dad: What're you doing?
Me: Watching four idiots play Cards Against Humanity.
Dad: ~looks at screen~
Dad: The four best idiots in the world.
I love my dad XD
r/thathappened
forlornMess yeah
forlornMess well i don’t know how when I was talking about Brandon Rogers to my dad... he knew who I was talking about (I didn’t say his name) I mean I guess Parents can know UA-camrs?
You have a lucky dad
Mae M. Lursen yes
Did anyone else notice they are playing Cards Against Humanity in CHURCH of all places!!!??!??
Narwhal Pilot I commented that too XD
Irk wtf are they doing there
Probably so they can ask god for forgiveness immediately after they're done playing :P
I have played cards against humanity in an actual church once.
Thug life XD
"hello im here to establish my dominance"
- bob 2k17
"Bob-inance"
Username checks out.
Pramerios same
Im here to do that too!
I got to this comment as they said that
Wade: What do you not want to find in your Chinese food."
Mark: "My pet named Steve."
I love how the background is a church 😂
To see everyone playing with each other really makes me happy for some reason.
Me too! ^o^ It makes UA-cam a happier place~
Mishka Rae Yeah! xD
Shame these 'shippers' are gonna ruin it.
Faded Unicornz SEPTIPLIER AWAYY!!!!!!!!! hah you mad? OR NAH
B-B-B-BONERCAST
(Sorry I had to...)
I like how Jack is the only one with a cute picture in the thumbnail😂😂
Carmen Arueta same😍😂😂
Obviously because Mark thinks Jack is cute :3
when jack is beautiful than i am :,3
😂😂😂😂😂
I noticed that too xD
One time, I played this and said “Yes, I killed The Kardashians. How, you ask? Murder.” And I am still proud of that to this day
13:00 Jack doing random stuff made me laugh really hard 😹
Jacks fabulous hair flip on 13:57
Prefessional Nerd 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank u
Then he just looks into the camera lol (ya I know this is late)
Jack is just like, *SLAY QUEEN* 😂💚
wait, are they in a church?
DID THEY CLOSE THE (a) GODAMN DOOR?
Edit: HOLY FUCK HOW DID I GET 1K LIKES IN 6 MONTHS
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
They need a sense of poise and rationality...
Himiko Yumeno *Poise and rationality
I'm sorry I'm just trash
Penguinz Well I mean look at it this way, technically their marriage is saved now so we can pour the champagne.
I'm a failure.
Bob’s saying “man I’ve been there!” After the pooping as quietly as possible card has a whole new meaning after listening to that one story on Distractible…
5:16 love how Jack is praying to Jesus after just insulting him lol
What did we learn here?
NEVER give these guys a bunch of colored pencils and a free space to draw xD
My lord yes
Deiu Rindom can you imagine them all eating at Montana's together? (In case anyone reading this doesn't know, Montanas is a ribhouse that gives diners a drawing space at their tables because the tablecloth is made of paper and is blank. You're given a cup of crayons while waiting for your food)
ConBrial
OMG HOW PERFECT! I can just imagine an old couple walking by seeing these four adults drawing dicks everywhere! xD
Deiu Rindom that's all they are good at
Deiu Rindom haha! It paints a pretty picture XD I can 100% see this scenario happening
I enjoy when Bob gets fed up with everyone being stupid and yells at them xD
18:35
the background is a church and there is a pair of melons on the table
*dies *
The first white card is a Hobbit reference :P
(The answer is ‘eggs’)
Bob and mark: *talks shit about jack*
Jack: *jack waddles*
Wade: *keeps quiet* 😂😂😂
anyone else notice Sean and Mark fix their hair at the same time at 1:18, just thought I'd share 😂
I've seen them do the same thing in a different video
Jessica ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
cute! ya i ship it❤️
Faith Monk they fucking fixed their hair.
Becky Miller it was a beautiful work of art 😂👌
Mild autism? Oh hey, that’s a thing I have! And yes, Bob, we do tend to have good senses of humor.
I also have autism
I have autism too!
6:44 when no one pays attention to Jack telling Wade which cards belong to each person xD
Mark and dicks. A lifelong love story.
Freyjinn your animations are amazing :)
Still a better love story than Twilight
I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
Freyjinn keep on making vids they are soo good!
Lol, true. I love your animations, by the way!
"Who writes in green?"
GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR-
TheSouffléGirl DHIMS refrences
Random Fangirl Gabby thats what i thought XD
FluffyFang 123 i have nightmares of dhmis so this is just a bit of it
Random Fangirl Gabby same but i think salid fingers is worse
yeah salad fingers is SOOOOOOO much more scary
I never realized how pale jack was till I compared him to mark 😂😂
... well mark DOES love in LA... XD
Different lighting
Jack is actually a ghost
Pasty Boi
@@unknownspeeds watch their "5 things video", Sean is not pale, he is straight up WHITE lmao
2:09 6 years later and I’m still not entirely sure whether Jack was saying “OKAY” to Marks answer or what he was drawing
Oh God, the fantastic four are back, it's a good Friday
Gabriella Reyes yup yup
Gabriella Reyes ikr
Gabriella Reyes true
Jack: "When I'm president of the United States"
Me: "VOTE FOR JACKSPEDICY 2024"
I wish we could.. Sadly we cant because he's not a natural citizen..
Caty Poppy he has my vote... and I will force all my friends to vote to
JACK WILL HAVE AN ARMY!
Well, all he has to do is be an American citizen for a certain amount of time, wait for the next election and make himself a candidate, campaign, and hopefully he wins and doesn't fuck up. :D And I feel like he will get America to help Ireland in someway. XD
GlitchedMind No, in order to be president you must be BORN in the US. Not just be a citizen
i love the face mark made when jack yelled "SHUT UP"
I remember playing this with a few friends of mine, and no joke, the best card I got during a round was, "The world will end. Not with a bang, but with...
"Nickleback."
Years and years, your guys' friendship stays the same. You mean so much to all of us.
13:55 bottom right corner of the screen. and this is why we fell in love with Sean (Jack)
Andrew Walters XDXDXD
Because of bob?...😂
Andrew Walters - I'm sure every fan knows who Sean is, dude.
He's a snek
@@ruffledbirbo4532 no bottom right corner is bob
Jack:ok, EVERYBODY SHUT UP
Mark: *surenders silently*
SEPTIPLIER CONFERMED
... I mean yeahhhhh... XD
Jack: Shut the FUCK UP!!!
Mark:okay...
Jack:*goose noise*
Mark:I'll make your booty go *goose noise* just give me a chance~
Me:... MMMMMMMMMMM~ (btw... I don't really ship them... their just flat out adorable...)
they are, lmao
I don't ship people I ship their darkside like ant and dark
12:03 Wade's joke is really underappreciated here
it really is.
"mine's all Trumpy" lmao Bob
i was wondering if anyone caught that lmao
If it's true, it'd be like Robin Williams naming his daughter Zelda.
Tamaki742 wtf...
Tamyra Morris I'm serious, his daughter's name is Zelda.
Tamaki742 no I knew that he named her after Princess Zelda, but what does the analogy mean?
I like how jack just tells wade which row everyone is and nobody notices 6:43
“Because I’m a god damn wizard, that’s why!”~Bob 2017
I love it when these four play together, cause nothing but hilarity and chaos ensures!!! XD
Anime_Neko_Girl
Mark, Jack, Wade and Bob- The Hilarity and Chaos Squad!!?
SAME THO
Kiana Bogach- I KNOW RIIIIGGHHHT?!??!??!?!??!?!??
Anime_Neko_Girl yeah! I haven't seen the old quad squad in such a long time! 😆😄😀
1:00 to 1:04 Jack: OKAY EVERYBODY STOP! Mark: *Puts hands in the air* I'm the only one who thought that was cute?! Okay...
NicoleSepticeye me too I don't know why he's cute
ChibiNicki best picture
ChibiNicki stop
ChibiNicki IT WAS ADORIBLE
ChibiNicki No you're right, I thought it was cute too (uh, in a platonic way of course)
As an autistic person, I think the "mild autism" card is fuckin hilarious
Me too, I have autism so I found it hilarious
Spicy autism was robbed 😂
My brother has autism. If he understood comedy, I'm sure he would appreciate it
J: "You should poop as loud as possible"
M: "To assert your dominance..."
wade: wait how ar u just fingering it like that
bob: because im a goddamn wizard
mark: is this how u do it
10:30
Dr. Anonymous I love I
It would've been so funny if someone then played the card "being a motherfucking sorceror" with him as a Card Czar
“Cuz I’m not an idiot and u wrote on the back of it ya fuckin moron!” 😂😂
Right clicking opens up my menu. WHICH THE SHUFFLE IS THE FIRST OPTION!
Mark is the dad, Jack is the wife, Bob is their son and Wade is his little sister.
true
Can you not
Rainbow Trout Septiplier( heh, sorry )
WHAT.THE.HELL yeah wait...(thinks for a minute) Why the fuck..(thinks again) who is more of a girl😂😂😂
SEPTIPLAIER AWAY ✊
Wade: “What would you not want to find in your Chinese food?”
My twisted brain: Burger King foot lettuuucce
okay chills dont get everywhere again
I’m late but as a person with Autism I found the “mild autism” card quite funny.
Same!
Well I didn’t
Did anyone notice that at 6:44 Jack told Wade who's cards were who's. He didn't even notice!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Gfreddy 0.0 Ikr 😂
Your profile picture is making me angry hahaha
+Anne R. Tremblay that was the point!!😂😂
Gfreddy 0.0 LOL
+Sans The Skeleton Omg Sans hi!!!
9:13 with english captions is great
"Why'd you pick my old Oxygen?"
Lol😂
"God is good"
I dont like it
14:33 the way wade shook that card around saying ,"ITS A TRAP" made me laugh
Mark: the fun loveable little brother
wade: the emotional brother
bob : the fun sarcastic mother
Jack : the fun drunk dad
jack is not a parental figure at all, he's the loud youngest child
When Bob said, "Will you fucking stop?" at 10:53, my video began to buffer. *plays X-Files theme*
Jolo MC the truth is Bob is part of the ilumanati
Kimmychonga no, it can't be. I didn't want to believe it but... *engges robotic voice* I mean, how silly of me to think that Bob was the Illuminati. Hah. How foolish of me, silly human. Silly, silly human.
_Not only is Bob a part of the Illuminati, he is also from Mars._
Wyatt Goodwin HOW DO YOU TILT WRITING LIKE THAT!?!??!?!?!
ctrl + I
Poor Wade, He's always taking Everyones Crap
Brendin Veness, he’s taken this kind of crud from them for years.
Because it's a joke. It's 100% common logic that he would have asked them to stop long ago!
He is always bullied but he pulled “mild autism” so I kindaaaaaaaaa don’t like that. But still feel bad for him
The whole point of the game is to bring out offensive jokes with those cards. I didn't really care that mild autism was pulled (if i must say it, I have autism), since I know he is a good man.
@@recoil2187 I have autism, I wasn't offended. I found it funny as hell 😂
2:04 hits a little too close to home in 2021
Jack was so proud of his burp. We're proud of you too, Jackyboy!
I still can't get over how creative the "a date with markiplier" video was
It was amazing!
It was exponentially better than I thought. I expected a cheesy skit (which I still would have liked).
I watched that before this
E-Wrecked Gamer that was the beeeeeeeeest!
XD it seems Jack has officially become a member of their friend club.
PhyKoha yep.
PhyKoha yaaas
Why?
who the fuck even thinks of stuff like this?? friend club....? are you 5 years old?
Little Lad 000
Dude. :D
Fucking chill.
There's nothing wrong with this comment.
Jesus.
" Bc I'm a goddamn wizard"
YOUR A WIZARD HARRY !!!!
(Insert Harry Potter earrape here)
9:38... I have no words to describe how funny that whole thing was
YES!!!!!! MARK FINALLY DID ANOTHER VIDEO WITH JACK
YES
Princess Sparklez I thought the same thing
69
Someone please stop the septiciplier please!
Fatima Plays how about nah?
0:12 "Old fashioned games, with new fashioned friends, Come on everybody! This is Table Flip!"
John the King Great reference there fren
And I'm british.
okay, when you click on this time stamp (10:31), close your eyes and listen to this beautiful very-easily-taken-out-of-context sentence...
I really do miss watching these collaborations featuring all of these awesome dudes!! Hopefully they'll do more videos together in 2018!!
"BILLY MAYS HERE, FOR NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT." ~Jacksepticeye 2017
Ari the fangirl I'm on the bus trying not to burst out laughing lmao
Ari the fangirl I read this as he said it and I snorted milk
At that moment my mom walks in and I almost fell over
THE BONERCAST IS BACK!! :)
Aubrey W 😂😂
Yayy!
wow
Aubrey W very nice, I approve
5:49
Septiplyer fangirls are shook😂!!!
13:01 jack just like being uninvolved for a full minute
0:12 I guess you could say it's Cards against Humanity on TABLE FLIP.
Normal as a Rainbow Yes. Thank you.
"department for nazi's"
what a timing
Fucking Productions I caught that too lmao
Came down here looking for this comment. I'm not on UA-cam much any more and just caught wind of all this crap. Holy cow.
Fucking Productions Does Pewdiepie run it?
The President yes
lol
Petition to vote Jack back into the group.
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21:03 "THE HAMBURGLAR" "like, all of him?" took me out