The 8 (+1) Stages of Learning Japanese / 日本語の学習者が経過する8つ(+1)の時期 | Dōgen

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
  • Learn Japanese pitch-accent and pronunciation from my Patreon Series "Japanese Phonetics"
    / dogen
    Dogen / Japanese / The 8 (+1) Stages of Learning Japanese / 日本語の学習者が経過する8つ(+1)の時期 / The 8 (+1) Phases of Learning Japanese / 日本語の学習者が経過する8つ(+1)の段階 / 日本 / 日本語 / Japan
  • Комедії

КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,3 тис.

  • @dsch772
    @dsch772 3 роки тому +6167

    The final form of Japanese learning: being the guy that says ”日本語すごく上手ですね”

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 3 роки тому +666

      Reminds me of a friend, who when we first met he called me "young man" and then said "Woah, I'm starting to call people 'young man' now..."

    • @iyar220
      @iyar220 3 роки тому +42

      @@OrangeC7 Woahh

    • @livingcodex9878
      @livingcodex9878 3 роки тому +38

      404 likes really fits the uno reverse card effect of this comment

    • @philippebarbie3829
      @philippebarbie3829 3 роки тому +61

      Just say it to obviously japanese people. You will be loved. :p

    • @Teebyx
      @Teebyx 3 роки тому +68

      Or "英語上手ですね" hahaha.

  • @sixkeiii
    @sixkeiii 3 роки тому +6126

    "Your japanese is so good"
    **denies**
    **replies immediately with his whole life's story**

  • @LANSl0t
    @LANSl0t 3 роки тому +3797

    "Your japanese is so good"
    "Thanks yours too"

    • @toasterhed
      @toasterhed 3 роки тому +218

      Omg I wonder how they'd react. I must know, for science! But that would actually be rude. 🤣

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 3 роки тому +103

      @@toasterhed Nah depending on how you put it that might be funny

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 3 роки тому +68

      Sounds good.
      I don't get why so many people feel the need to somehow "strike back" or "get the last word" as if they've somehow been "wronged". It's very bizarre since getting jouzu'd isn't a bad thing and in fact, it's quite helpful.

    • @andreafantin9567
      @andreafantin9567 3 роки тому +42

      @@Archedgar i don't know if it's helpful or not but for sure they don't mean anything bad at all, viceversa. Most of the people that feel offended or anything by that just don't understand japanese culture and/or mentality i'd say.

    • @ironiconions1620
      @ironiconions1620 3 роки тому +324

      @@theramendutchman My favourite instance of being 上手ed was at a bar when I was chatting with the Japanese bar tender. Another customer pipes in 日本語が上手ですね and the bar tender immediately responds ありがとう.

  • @Paintplayer1
    @Paintplayer1 2 роки тому +1766

    I just got back from a vacation in Japan and realized my exact Japanese level when sitting next to a family at a café and not being able to understand overhearing the parents when they spoke to each other but understanding them perfectly when they addressed their 3 year old child

    • @thegoodgeneral
      @thegoodgeneral 2 роки тому +69

      Amazing hahaha

    • @ReiRei726
      @ReiRei726 2 роки тому +43

      Same. My English😉🌟

    • @thegoodgeneral
      @thegoodgeneral 2 роки тому

      @@ReiRei726 keep at it! You’re doing great!

    • @miss2971
      @miss2971 Рік тому +45

      I understand you, I can watch kids cartoons in Japanese without problem but when I try a more complicated one I'm totally lost lol.
      My level is improving really fast and all by myself, now I should try writing something lol.

    • @alanguagefreakgirl1375
      @alanguagefreakgirl1375 Рік тому +5

      ​@@miss2971 it sounds like an interesting method, which ones would you recommend me to try it? :D

  • @MortisMedia
    @MortisMedia 3 роки тому +3090

    Funny, I'm still on stage 0

    • @SrAmbro
      @SrAmbro 3 роки тому +72

      Wow you're so far ahead me, I'm stuck at stage -50

    • @FilipinoWeeb
      @FilipinoWeeb 3 роки тому +9

      Same.

    • @seanjokela
      @seanjokela 3 роки тому +17

      Watch his free Patreon videos to get up to level .001
      Baby steps 👍

    • @Lewisiaisoutofcontext
      @Lewisiaisoutofcontext 3 роки тому +66

      I'm at 0.5. I understand enough to understand that I, essentially, don't understand anything at all and all I see is a mountain of language in front of me.

    • @nicetightsize8jeans
      @nicetightsize8jeans 3 роки тому

      Go make more scary stories

  • @themeepiestmorp2685
    @themeepiestmorp2685 3 роки тому +2991

    Maybe the real 日本語上手 was the friends we made along the way

    • @honoi9508
      @honoi9508 3 роки тому +21

      Faxxxxxxxx 🤧😂

    • @themeepiestmorp2685
      @themeepiestmorp2685 3 роки тому +58

      No stop liking my low hanging fruit comment you sincerely weird people

    • @peripateticguy55
      @peripateticguy55 3 роки тому +29

      @@honoi9508 Japan's got a lot of those

    • @honoi9508
      @honoi9508 3 роки тому

      @@themeepiestmorp2685 ua-cam.com/video/BW1aX0IbZOE/v-deo.html

    • @スイ天野
      @スイ天野 3 роки тому

      @@themeepiestmorp2685 I love being weird

  • @blueAwoo
    @blueAwoo 3 роки тому +1878

    Your roasting humor is on point

  • @TheAshFantastic
    @TheAshFantastic 3 роки тому +2619

    The "soon to be depressed ALT" burned me so utterly and completely I didn't even feel any pain, just the sensation of my soul leaving my body

    • @CodemanS1
      @CodemanS1 3 роки тому +41

      What is ALT

    • @RedstonekPL
      @RedstonekPL 3 роки тому +199

      @@CodemanS1 assistant language teacher
      basically native english speakers teaching english in japan

    • @poego6045
      @poego6045 3 роки тому +92

      Don't worry, you just never answer the door unless you're expecting someone or a package/pizza and youre all set

    • @claremiller9979
      @claremiller9979 3 роки тому +54

      I found going with the expectation of none of it being like I thought it would be, quite helpful. I left after a year.

    • @theexaltedlt8222
      @theexaltedlt8222 3 роки тому +3

      Should I not apply to the jet Program

  • @benjiusofficial
    @benjiusofficial 3 роки тому +1054

    I can't wait to ascend to Dunning-Kruger status. Maybe I'll develop a sense of self-confidence.

    • @sasuke1243
      @sasuke1243 3 роки тому +21

      oh no i felt this so deep in my soul TnT

    • @KingSaheb0079
      @KingSaheb0079 3 роки тому +1

      HA!

    • @xXJ4FARGAMERXx
      @xXJ4FARGAMERXx 3 роки тому +51

      It sounded so normal to me and that's the problem 😭😭

    • @shotakonkin2047
      @shotakonkin2047 3 роки тому +3

      In actuality the tests around the Dunning Kruger effect where unable to be replicated so by that knowledge I'd conclude that it's closer to a hypothesis than a theory, in the peer review paperwork it shows a clear misunderstanding of mathematics which isn't such a good sign. Peer review doesn't mean what you think it means.
      The amount of people who underestimate/ overestimate their abilities/skills isn't as drastic as most claim it too be.

    • @EduardoFlores-bt4fo
      @EduardoFlores-bt4fo 3 роки тому

      @@xXJ4FARGAMERXx x2 ;n;

  • @DedekerWinston
    @DedekerWinston 3 роки тому +1509

    The number of times I've had that exact Full Circle conversation. I tried telling people 死ぬまで「まだまだ」です but I don't think anyone could appreciate the dark humor.

    • @Kobracondor
      @Kobracondor 3 роки тому +27

      Oh man, I just might steal that XD

    • @elio4444
      @elio4444 3 роки тому +3

      Can somebody explain this, I dont understand it

    • @Mr_Yeah
      @Mr_Yeah 3 роки тому +135

      @@elio4444 Translator says 死ぬまで「まだまだ」です means "'Not yet' until death".

    • @elio4444
      @elio4444 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mr_Yeah ah thank you :)

    • @Mr_Yeah
      @Mr_Yeah 3 роки тому +3

      @@elio4444 You're welcome.

  • @repetopolyglot5479
    @repetopolyglot5479 3 роки тому +1246

    "I think my Japanese is pretty good. Everyone is telling me that my Japanese is jouzu, which means good!"
    "Dude, it's time for you to know."
    "What? Everyone is telling me that!"
    "Yesterday I saw a Japanese telling his dog that its Japanese was jouzu."

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому +139

      You'll know it's real when they have a sort of amazed expression. I got that with chopsticks; my chopsticks game is probably the top .1% of foreigners, able to pick up single grains of rice in rapid succession, and I know all the moves, including that yes, straight up stabbing is actually OK from time to time. So I took the 上手 because goddamnit, I'd earned it.

    • @CarboKill
      @CarboKill 3 роки тому +164

      @@dogchaser520 Your comment reads like a copypasta

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning 3 роки тому +98

      @@dogchaser520 imagine typing a cluster of clauses that derails "nihongo jouzu" almost entirely to boast about how you're better than 99.9% of us at using chopsticks

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому +33

      ​@@AdamOwenBrowning Imagine not understanding irony on the internet. I'm pretty good with chopsticks, though not amazing. Enough that some people were genuinely impressed when I lived in Japan. It's not exactly important. Though for whatever reason, it does say a lot about you, culturally, in Japan. If you can't use chopsticks competently you're thought of as being childish and slow, a bit like someone who puts a fork in their fist and shovels food into their mouth in Western countries.
      Also, looks like Dogen deleted my response to the comment about it seeming like copypasta because it had profanity. Hey, I don't make the rules for the copypasta. I just tried to fit chopsticks into it. Thought it was pretty funny, but hey, everyone's a critic.

    • @Angela1111122222
      @Angela1111122222 3 роки тому +6

      @@dogchaser520... Remembering slowly how much I suck at proper eating when we barely use a fork properly in Slavic countries and I'm even worse than most of them...

  • @kainakazawa
    @kainakazawa 3 роки тому +641

    「そこらへんの留学生と一緒にしないでください」の字幕が “I can order by myself at Mosburger” に笑

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 2 роки тому +25

      そこらの留学生と一緒にしないで(wenomechainsama)

    • @louisemensch9868
      @louisemensch9868 Рік тому +8

      Oh, thank goodness, you said that, because I kept replaying it trying to listen for the English word “Mosburger” and I couldn’t hear it anywhere 😂

  • @FeatherWait
    @FeatherWait 3 роки тому +402

    My stage is: Too good at Japanese to give it up, but nearly despairing at the amount I need to learn just to read whatever I like.

    • @naomisora6608
      @naomisora6608 3 роки тому +35

      same, and it's really frustrating me. I've put Japanese on hold because I got a thesis to write and I feel so bad about it knowing I'm forgetting stuff while at the same time I don't feel like getting back to Japanese because I'm so demotivated ;;

    • @hexwolfi
      @hexwolfi 3 роки тому +1

      Saaaaaaaaaaaame

    • @jamiecapdevillasantiago
      @jamiecapdevillasantiago 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @christosp2160
      @christosp2160 3 роки тому

      I feel you...

    • @user-kl3pl1gf7x
      @user-kl3pl1gf7x 2 роки тому +11

      Man, I relate. I'm too far into the game to quit and I can read manga in Japanese but it takes like 30-60 minutes and even still I don't always understand what I need to understand to enjoy it, you know? But just keep going, and try reading and listening to shows without english translations or subtitles, and eventually your brain will pick it up. That's my philosophy anyway. If you really make it feel as if its a need, by only watching anime and J dramas without eng subs and only reading manga and whatever else without english translations, you tend to pick up a lot more about the language because your brain deems it as relevant and stores it for later use.

  • @BrainFreezeWave
    @BrainFreezeWave 3 роки тому +658

    First time I went to Japan and I literally only knew "arigatogosaimasu" and "Konnichiwa" (With a very, very, very heavy Dutch accent) and I still got the same compliment..

    • @hastley64
      @hastley64 2 роки тому +70

      mada mada desu ne

    • @medea6341
      @medea6341 2 роки тому +28

      @@hastley64 you mean um.. mada.. mada.. desu. no ne? is that right?

    • @wagilini9723
      @wagilini9723 2 роки тому +60

      From what I've been told, they just say that because they want to make small talk, but there's nothing else to say, so they default to that empty compliment.

    • @dudeistpreist5721
      @dudeistpreist5721 2 роки тому +15

      Too polite for their own good.
      But we know why they are scared of Americans.

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 2 роки тому +3

      But some people don't even know "arigatogosaimasu". I really don't think it's meant to be an insult or patronising if they give that compliment.

  • @filippogabello1567
    @filippogabello1567 3 роки тому +465

    You forgot "Guy who studied Japanese ages ago but forgot most of it and now people expect him to sound like Commodore Perry", that's where I'm at.

    • @trucvietngo6792
      @trucvietngo6792 3 роки тому +29

      That was me when I met this one Japanese guy in my school. He insisted to carry the convo in Japanese with me, “dude, it’s been a few years since I last touch Japanese” I said, he ignored my explanation lol

    • @j.m.larsen7623
      @j.m.larsen7623 3 роки тому +18

      Same. I used to study Japanese and then I went to a foreign country and when I came back everyone wants to speak with me and I had to explain that it had been 2 years since I'd said anything in Japanese to anyone.

    • @fidybeanbird
      @fidybeanbird 3 роки тому +20

      Soon will be 1 year that I came back from Japan and haven’t talked properly in Japanese. Life is so unfair. I spent my many years to learn Japanese, then lived there 3.5 years while studing and working and got N1 level but only several months were enough to start to slowly forget it…

    • @Jess38044
      @Jess38044 3 роки тому +3

      oop that's also me! Cannot even remember how to tell people I've forgotten most of what I know :/

    • @madladdie7069
      @madladdie7069 3 роки тому +11

      @@fidybeanbird relearning a language should be easier. anyway, my best suggestion would be to watch or listen to a lot of japanese content. gotta use the language as much as you can.

  • @izuku39
    @izuku39 3 роки тому +94

    一周して原点に戻るのマジで共感しかない

  • @taetae-ed9vo
    @taetae-ed9vo 3 роки тому +708

    Self-assesed N3: "Iie, nihongo tabemasen dattebayo."

    • @toasterhed
      @toasterhed 3 роки тому +9

      🤣

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 3 роки тому +69

      I joined an anime interest group (for about 2 weeks before I left)
      This sums up how they spoke.
      No, in normal Dutch conversation.

    • @henry_1997
      @henry_1997 3 роки тому +34

      This is the official 上手 reply to the NHK man's appearance

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому +13

      Sadly most of those guys could not even pass N5.

    • @sheik124
      @sheik124 3 роки тому +11

      ...you're eating Japanese? But why?

  • @0Enigmatic0
    @0Enigmatic0 3 роки тому +2100

    Imagine going to a McDonald's, and while youre counting your change the cashier said "wow, you're so good at numbers!" That's how it feels getting nihingojouzudesune'ed. EVERY. TIME.

  • @yanma5760
    @yanma5760 3 роки тому +431

    I like it when I come across a Dogen video, and it reminds me mercilessly that my 日本語 is still くそ

    • @j.e.wattes8991
      @j.e.wattes8991 3 роки тому +47

      I know just enough to know im shit too. Its depressing.

    • @wminerva252
      @wminerva252 3 роки тому +27

      @@j.e.wattes8991 I'm in the same boat, but on the other hand we're way further along than 90% of people that start learning Japanese will ever be

    • @kettern4719
      @kettern4719 3 роки тому +36

      @@wminerva252 which only means that we are too far in to turn back xD

    • @coconutpineapple2489
      @coconutpineapple2489 3 роки тому +12

      Sorry to say まじレス(answer too seriously)
      ごみ(trash)is more natural.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому +11

      @@coconutpineapple2489 真面目学生!(Sorry, that was on one of my flash cards.)
      I used to say ゴミバカ instead of ゴミ箱, and once said that to a happy guy who was holding out a garbage bag at the end of a festival. It still makes me laugh. I hope he just thought I was a confused foreigner.

  • @BuzziMuzzi
    @BuzziMuzzi 2 роки тому +330

    My Japanese boyfriend is volunteering in Malawi right now, he ran into 2 japanese customers which he served. He overheard them speaking in Japanese, so he responded to them in Japanese naturally. To which they then proceeded to continue in English and then said “日本語上手ですね“
    YOU CANT WIN EVEN IF YOURE JAPANESE

  • @AngellishV
    @AngellishV 3 роки тому +521

    I've heard 上手 so many times now that I'm not really sure if I ever going to become it.

    • @Tsukaiyo
      @Tsukaiyo 3 роки тому +24

      Please tell me it literally means upper hand

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 3 роки тому +7

      @@Tsukaiyo that is the literal meaning, yes

    • @Tsukaiyo
      @Tsukaiyo 3 роки тому +5

      @@rachelcookie321 oh, it's phonetically Jozu, so "good". I was hoping it was another case of けっこう where it's "I'm fine" literally AND figuratively

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 3 роки тому +7

      @@Tsukaiyo ah so you were hoping phonetically it was “upper hand” as well? Sadly it just’s “good at”.

    • @r033cx
      @r033cx 3 роки тому +9

      @@Tsukaiyo there’s also 下手, which means “bad at”

  • @TinyPierogi
    @TinyPierogi 3 роки тому +212

    I felt so called out with number 3!!! I was exactly like this with sweet 15 years lol.
    And when you said 訓練 (training), I was like "heh, I know this word from Attack on Ti-... oh."

    • @High_Priest_Jonko
      @High_Priest_Jonko 2 роки тому +9

      影分身の術!

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 2 роки тому +4

      @@High_Priest_Jonko
      斬月!

    • @EmmarainePink
      @EmmarainePink Рік тому +8

      Lmao for reaaaal 😂😂 I'm currently N5 and idk how to say "Please help, I'm lost" but somehow know "The blades won't pierce through..." and "Are we doing this?! Right here?! Right now?!" 😂

  • @fightnki1l
    @fightnki1l 3 роки тому +301

    Dogen is so good at pitching that he tries so hard to get out of the pitch but still sound natural.

    • @default632
      @default632 3 роки тому +48

      Sounds like fake foreigners in anime with perfect pitch accent.

    • @八咫烏-u1y
      @八咫烏-u1y 3 роки тому +18

      Not trying to discredit him but still you gotta keep in mind that he re-records his scripted skit it over and over until it sounds good (or bad) enough. Like, sure, he means business but most of the time we don't hear him speaking impromptu...

    • @MarkHogan994
      @MarkHogan994 3 роки тому +3

      I don't know, I think the unnatural parts definitely sounded off (as they were meant to).

    • @marker52
      @marker52 3 роки тому +30

      ​@@八咫烏-u1y I think the point of the original comment was that even when Dogen tries to make his Japanese sound bad by messing up pitch, it still just sounds like a native Japanese faking it because pitch and pronunciation is fully built into him. The fact that Dogen can re-record the script gives even more credibility to his Japanese ability since supposedly he can't fully mess up his accent even after several takes.

    • @justmyedits6596
      @justmyedits6596 3 роки тому +6

      @@八咫烏-u1y You should see him on other youtubers' videos like when he got 1st place in The Anime Man's Japanese quiz, scoring 10/10. His mannerism and speech (in English) is the same in his videos.

  • @NinjaMaruSensei
    @NinjaMaruSensei 3 роки тому +79

    "にほんごじょうずですね。"
    ”あの、にほんじんですけど。”

    • @FDE-fw1hd
      @FDE-fw1hd 3 роки тому +3

      I get this so much

  • @louisgibson3305
    @louisgibson3305 3 роки тому +62

    ぎこちない初心者の日本語がすごい上手

  • @GaijinGoombah
    @GaijinGoombah 3 роки тому +354

    #3 call out is REAL.

    • @3all714
      @3all714 3 роки тому +33

      HAHAHA IKR
      "my favorite music is radwimps" i died 💀💀

    • @7Lee7
      @7Lee7 3 роки тому +9

      This was too real...not sure if I should love or hate this video haha XD
      To the point that I was a RADWIMPS fan since way before Your Name came out >_<
      But seriously, having lived in Japan and knowing many others who did or do, this was so recognisable; I laughed non-stop X'D

    • @3all714
      @3all714 3 роки тому +1

      @@7Lee7 your name* lol

    • @7Lee7
      @7Lee7 3 роки тому +1

      @@3all714 thx edited it. No idea why I wrote My lol

  • @pasta6605
    @pasta6605 3 роки тому +362

    NHK staff: Do you have a TV?
    If you answered YES: You have to pay for it.
    If you answered NO: A 30 minutes conversation will start and you’ll end up paying.

    • @Zeithri
      @Zeithri 3 роки тому +46

      Still a better outcome than a few years ago in Sweden when people would come to your apartment and try to look past you, into your apartment, to see if you were secretly hiding a TV or not. Thankfully they opted to put that on the general taxes instead of sending these goons to constantly harass people to pay. I understand the usefulness of having a non-state sponsored TV channel stuff that anyone can watch that can openly criticize the government and stuff but that shit was intolerable how they'd hound you.
      So I imagine it's like that.

    • @unixtreme
      @unixtreme 3 роки тому +23

      @@Zeithri it's just a waste of government money to give these people a job.

    • @GameCyborgCh
      @GameCyborgCh 3 роки тому +10

      at least it's cheaper than in Germany. According to the wikipedia page of the NHK the maximum you would pay is the equivalent of 190€, if you have satellite. For non sat tv it's 109€, in Okinawa it's 96 for non sat and 177 for sat. and you can get 4€ off with a standing order In Germany you just pay 210€, no discounts and no opting out because you don't have a tv. Unless you are getting unemployment benefits, get student funding, are deaf and blind (at the same time), or have dementia or autism you'll have to pay this TV/Radio or not

    • @tams805
      @tams805 3 роки тому +12

      'No'. Close door.

    • @LeoSkyro
      @LeoSkyro 3 роки тому +17

      or you can just close the door, it's literally PUA/salesman tactics, making you think you have to give them the time of day while you actually dont owe them shit

  • @yocchi2251
    @yocchi2251 3 роки тому +90

    鬱になる寸前のALTでめちゃくちゃ笑いました

    • @lunatism9714
      @lunatism9714 3 роки тому +4

      私の苦しみが笑われたんだ

    • @atsukorichards1675
      @atsukorichards1675 Рік тому +1

      両方の状況と気持ちがよく分かります。(主人はALTで自分は担当でした....。)

  • @Rekken200
    @Rekken200 3 роки тому +88

    The mention of Saizeria had me hacking up my lunges

  • @バレンティン-c3x
    @バレンティン-c3x Рік тому +1

    すげぇw「超すっげぇ」とか使い方が完璧すぎる!尊敬します!

  • @ivykuang5184
    @ivykuang5184 2 роки тому +4

    The best way to confirm that you’re truly 上手 - you can understand dogen’s videos without subtitles

  • @ankitghosh45
    @ankitghosh45 3 роки тому +100

    "LikE training and colossal titan" lmao

  • @ChillyCheeseFryz
    @ChillyCheeseFryz 3 роки тому +221

    lmao, heard 訓練 and knew exactly where it was going, because that's totally where I learned it from lmao

    • @youtuveunvideo
      @youtuveunvideo 3 роки тому +1

      Where is it from? 🤔

    • @ChillyCheeseFryz
      @ChillyCheeseFryz 3 роки тому +7

      @Jordan Rodrigues Yeah. Now I know valuable vocab such as キング・クリムゾン!!

    • @youtuveunvideo
      @youtuveunvideo 3 роки тому +2

      @@ChillyCheeseFryz cool, thank you! At least 訓練 i learnt all by myself (🤣) even without being into anime and manga😅

    • @tomaskopecky9348
      @tomaskopecky9348 3 роки тому

      @Jordan Rodrigues 聖域

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 3 роки тому

      @@tomaskopecky9348 聖感

  • @jamariwright7
    @jamariwright7 3 роки тому +2

    ドウゲンのビデオは最高だと思って、いつも勉強になるし、面白いからです!

  • @HOPPIRI
    @HOPPIRI 3 роки тому +200

    I wholeheartedly await the day I go to Japan and a Japanese person converses with me in English...
    So I can give em an *英語上手!*

  • @lilyav
    @lilyav 3 роки тому +29

    went through all the stages with a couple other languages (sadly not Japanese), was genuinely expecting the last stage to be ‘thank you, that’s so nice’

    • @Angela1111122222
      @Angela1111122222 3 роки тому

      It never is tho ;;;;

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 2 роки тому

      What's wrong with saying ''thank you, I appreciate that''? There is clearly no offence intended and not implying that you are a beginner, people need to stop being so thin-skinned.

    • @dimitriscollier9918
      @dimitriscollier9918 2 роки тому +1

      @@holliswilliams8426 AFAIK it's not "wrong" it just doesn't abide to japanese levels of politeness. It's more natural to deny a compliment than to take a compliment, because most people living there do that.
      Responding in an unexpected way will probably make it harder for them to respond, so instead of saying "Ah thanks" it's better to answer in a way they would.

  • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
    @dont_harsh_my_mellow 3 роки тому +59

    The Nervous Novice doesn’t even begin to describe my lack of confidence.

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 3 роки тому +9

      「日本語がすごく上手です!」
      「ん。」scurries away before i need to say anything else
      Like that?

    • @avchoo
      @avchoo 3 роки тому +1

      @@theramendutchman Spot on

    • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
      @dont_harsh_my_mellow 3 роки тому +2

      @@theramendutchman no. More like
      Person:「日本語が上手です!」
      Me: 「あははは、そうですか」* I ask in a playful, disbelieving tone, and then proceed to berate myself mentally on why I couldn’t respond better and JUST TALK DANG IT T_T *

    • @default632
      @default632 3 роки тому

      @@dont_harsh_my_mellow > あははは
      I feel so bad to have read this as "awawawa" and then realizing it's "ahahaha". I think katakana would be a better choice in this case.

    • @dont_harsh_my_mellow
      @dont_harsh_my_mellow 3 роки тому

      @@default632 yeah I considered it when I first posted it. You’ll see it says it was edited. But I decided I wanted to leave it in as I felt it captured my conflict. 😭

  • @1717.Ahriman
    @1717.Ahriman 3 роки тому +5

    演技上手いし、めっちゃ面白い

  • @ronakdave9992
    @ronakdave9992 3 роки тому +167

    I came full circle recently with all 3 languages I speak (English + two mother tongues). I was born in the states and spent a decade studying in India. Now I question every sentence I speak-all of it sounds, to me, either surreal or unreal when I hear myself speak.

    • @efloof9314
      @efloof9314 3 роки тому +4

      Same never used to question myself til now

    • @Lewisiaisoutofcontext
      @Lewisiaisoutofcontext 3 роки тому +32

      Yup, same here. I find it harder and harder to find the right word for whatever I'm trying to say. The Swedish equivalent is not as powerful as the English, the Icelandic is kind of not really the same thing but still has a better feel to it, and what I really want to use is the Japanese one but then no one will understand what that means and now I don't remember what I was saying in the first place.

    • @alexanderremizov3dgamedev347
      @alexanderremizov3dgamedev347 3 роки тому +5

      Well, I can say the same about my mothertongue... I thought I was proficient in high school, then started doubting myself in university getting a degree in journalism. Now I work as a proofreader ALWAYS checking dictionaries

    • @claudy26
      @claudy26 2 роки тому +2

      This thread is very relatable, even though I'm just bilingual. I keep forgetting words in English or my native language.

    • @flp322
      @flp322 2 роки тому +14

      The curse of every foreign language student. "I can speak four languages, but only at the same time."

  • @kallaybanez7842
    @kallaybanez7842 3 роки тому +336

    I don't even know what level I'm in anymore. Is forgetting-vocabulary-and-grammar-midsentence level a thing?

    • @Marisuki94
      @Marisuki94 3 роки тому +15

      This is me

    • @PamelaChan
      @PamelaChan 3 роки тому +1

      I'm there too, so yeah XD

    • @Colopty
      @Colopty 3 роки тому +39

      That's every level

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому +53

      Every level, as other guy said. That's literally language learning. The best defense against this is to just steamroll ahead and say something incorrect. That's what successful learners do. If you beat yourself up about it, you literally will never learn a language.

    • @jak12355
      @jak12355 3 роки тому +5

      🙋‍♀️ same. Especially when people ask you to say something in Japanese.

  • @lazulirondoudou
    @lazulirondoudou 3 роки тому +9

    I love how the subtitles for (あそこらへんの留学生と違います、)一緒にしないでください 2:02 is “I can order by myself at Mosburger”😂😂😂😂

  • @Astral52_
    @Astral52_ 3 роки тому +9

    Now I'm even more motivated to getting prononciation right so i don't sound like i need to get "nihongo jōzu'd" right off the bat. Thanks Dogen

  • @dorianw.9070
    @dorianw.9070 3 роки тому +11

    I'll never live down my first 上手 exchange (3 months into self-study, first time in Japan, completely overwhelmed):
    「日本語上手ですね!」
    「え-と、上手って何ですか。」

  • @JillRhoads
    @JillRhoads 2 роки тому +2

    Dogen, you hit it out of the park with this! Even if I've seen this 8 months later, I'm glad to see you making videos like this again. I've missed your sense of humor!

  • @mimiko-f5
    @mimiko-f5 3 роки тому +5

    授業切ってサイゼリア行こうぜwwwww
    めっちゃ面白いですwwwww

  • @christopherscheidel5431
    @christopherscheidel5431 3 роки тому +8

    Nailed it. I've been through most of these except the ALT. :)

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +290

    *"I have to pay it, despite the fact I don't have a TV"*
    _OOF,_ guess that's NHK in a nutshell lol
    Looks like this is Dogen's calling for help, who uses stamps, paper, and fax machine in 2021? Oh right Japan xD
    That ending, Dogen is roasting himself again? 😂

    • @StevenBara
      @StevenBara 3 роки тому +25

      Please go to Germany if you have time. "What I have to pay just because I have an apartment?", "What those crazy rich family living in the same mansion have to pay the same as this single parent with 4 kids?"

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 3 роки тому

      Just like you pay for roads, schools and health care you don't use.

    • @Dunika
      @Dunika 3 роки тому +13

      @@StevenBara When I moved to Germany (without knowing that much German) the ARD ZDF was the first letter I got in the mail. Because I didn’t ask for any such service and nobody told me what that was. I thought it was some kind of scam and I threw the things directly into the trash for months. I ended up with a Bill of over 400€ before someone told me that it’s obligatory to pay for it, even tho I never signed up for anything and no one even explained what it was ( back then I had an ausbildungsvertrag and I got like 280€ a month, so it was hard to pay it off). Technically it should be illegal, since you didn’t sign up for anything, and there is literally no way to opt out (as a normal person). My German teacher kept getting them in the mail for years after he move out from Germany to another country. Even after he send them the papers to prove he didn’t live in Germany anymore they started sending them to his house abroad. Crazy.

    • @StevenBara
      @StevenBara 3 роки тому +5

      @@Dunika yeah they are well known for harassing families by sending payment notices to deceased family members. It got a bit better now that every household has to pay without exception (almost). I'm sure that will be the same in Japan sooner or later.

    • @StevenBara
      @StevenBara 3 роки тому +12

      @@ThreadBomb actually it's a bit different isn't it ;) you use roads passively by getting goods via transportation.

  • @privatehand
    @privatehand 3 роки тому +51

    I never make fun of someone's non-American accent. Anyone from another culture that learns English can speak it however they like.

    • @yukiminsan
      @yukiminsan 3 роки тому +4

      yeah I wish other places were as chill as us with that stuff

    • @m8onethousand
      @m8onethousand 3 роки тому +12

      Since you're watching Dogen I'm sure you're well aware of this, but the issue with Japanese is that pitch accent denotes meaning in a bunch of words due to the humongous amount of homophones there are in Japanese. It does so in English as well, but not to the level that Japanese takes it.

    • @MarkHogan994
      @MarkHogan994 3 роки тому +3

      @@m8onethousand I don't agree. Yes Japanese has more homophones than English, no question, but stress in English is far more important and more prominent than pitch accent in Japanese. Furthermore, even within Japan itself there is variation in pitch accent. Not all natives speak with the same pitch, and some young Japanese people even speak without any particular pitch accent at all.

    • @shabadooshabadoo4918
      @shabadooshabadoo4918 2 роки тому +5

      I'm always impressed whenever someone who isn't native to english can express their thoughts naturally in english even if it comes out really harsh. I think that is really "knowing a language" and everything else is proficiency. Plus there are people native to my country who can't speak our language so.... yeah its good.

  • @budaibaseball
    @budaibaseball 3 роки тому +5

    完璧なひとり舞台。面白すぎる。

  • @cynosure516
    @cynosure516 4 місяці тому +1

    I come back to this video every few months to see what level of Japanese I'm at now

  • @koiysa9274
    @koiysa9274 3 роки тому +62

    As someone who’s learning Japanese for my foreign language class online it pains me to say that is exactly what I said to our sensei (doubtful note-checking and self-correction included) stage 1 is where it’s at

  • @georgewashington2459
    @georgewashington2459 2 роки тому +2

    3:10の、つまり、のはさみ方がすごく英語っぽくて好き

  • @moomoo_01
    @moomoo_01 3 роки тому +16

    Every single stage, you will get nihongo-jouzed

  • @samfischer4555
    @samfischer4555 3 роки тому +17

    Man you're actually a legitimate content creator. Love your work, it's honestly on a whole different level.

  • @authormichellefranklin
    @authormichellefranklin 3 роки тому +139

    Is it wrong that I understood everything Dunning Kruger-san said? *goes to work on pronunciation*

    • @catw
      @catw 3 роки тому +37

      I listened to it and couldn't tell where he had switched the pitch accents 😭

    • @inendlesspain4724
      @inendlesspain4724 3 роки тому +3

      I noticed his pitch accent was way off; lots of 頭高 pronuntiations. Though I'd probably suck just as much, or at most my pronuntiation would be so mediocre it wouldn't even be that amusing for the natives.

    • @masterpaintco
      @masterpaintco 3 роки тому

      yeah but you understood everything! so tbh why care about pitch accent after all? If your goal is to sound like a native then sure go on, but if you just want to communicate then just learn the words - Japanese is one of the easiest languages in regards to pronounciation I've ever studied

  • @kougamishinya6566
    @kougamishinya6566 3 роки тому +17

    I guess I exceeded Dunning Kreuger guy when I learned 鍛練 from HxH and then proceeded to go through a phase where I'd try to say it in every conversation to sound "smart" 🤦‍♂️

  • @ohno275
    @ohno275 3 роки тому +25

    your videos make me both afraid of japanese and excited to learn

  • @edwardwongks
    @edwardwongks 3 роки тому +1

    Oooh, I loved the bonus easter egg at the end!! 日本語が凄く上手ですね!
    Mine would have been the "Over enthusiastic Weeb" where the response would have been "本当に?わあ!嬉しいですね。どうもありがとうございました!”

  • @akirau
    @akirau 2 роки тому +6

    As a Hafu Japanese who speaks japanese, my go-to response is:
    ありがとうございます!あなたも上手上手!
    え?日本人だから当たり前?ですよね、僕もそうだから

    • @Wimlan
      @Wimlan 9 місяців тому +1

      I'm definitely a foreigner, but I'm gonna try the first part anyway just to see their reaction.

  • @arrtvyewer3368
    @arrtvyewer3368 3 роки тому +2

    Oh gosh. Three got me so accurately to the point in which it even got my name right. Dogen once again reads the minds of his viewers

  • @SameSayK
    @SameSayK 3 роки тому +21

    I learned from my teachers that the correct way to answer this question is:
    それほどでも。
    I once tried it and people (pre)tend to get even more impressed by my Japanese.

    • @yukiyoshimoto502
      @yukiyoshimoto502 3 роки тому +1

      I just ignore them xD ... i am like は~!... then i just change the subject ...

    • @High_Priest_Jonko
      @High_Priest_Jonko 2 роки тому

      でも means "not yet" ?

    • @noir371
      @noir371 2 роки тому +3

      @@High_Priest_Jonko it can mean “even” as a particle. In this case something like “Even to that extent”

    • @High_Priest_Jonko
      @High_Priest_Jonko 2 роки тому

      ​@@noir371 Ahh. I definitely know でも as "even" I just didn't think of it that way. Thanks for the reply

  • @Never2Loudxx
    @Never2Loudxx 3 роки тому +19

    The ryuugakusei one grabbed me by the hair and dragged me around the floor, oof

  • @ChichillasGM
    @ChichillasGM 3 роки тому +3

    Number 3 was a perfect summary of everything I learnt last year, I didn’t have to even read the subtitles 😂

  • @JustAaron94
    @JustAaron94 3 роки тому +7

    Stage 3 listing hobbies and facts about himself unprovoked is too real

  • @DoctorLazertron
    @DoctorLazertron 3 роки тому +69

    I’m almost at Dunning Kreuger, just need to actually speak a little bit … with people. Instead of to myself.

    • @Tehmora
      @Tehmora 3 роки тому +2

      Dunning Kreuger means to be stupid but think you're smart. So er... I don't think you want to be that.

    • @DoctorLazertron
      @DoctorLazertron 3 роки тому +4

      @@Tehmora I’m actually probably at the Dunning Kreuger dip within the range of novice to Dōgen’s Dunning Krueger reference. A meta-Krueger.
      By that I mean I’m aware my Japanese isn’t very good, I just don’t have a frame of reference to how not good it is. Because I don’t talk to people in Japanese.

    • @andreafantin9567
      @andreafantin9567 3 роки тому

      @@DoctorLazertron if you think your japanese isn't good than you're not affected by Dunning Krueger, unless you're actually very good at it (reverse Dunning Krueger)

    • @DoctorLazertron
      @DoctorLazertron 3 роки тому

      @@andreafantin9567 I know what the effect is, I just can’t spell it apparently. I was being sort of facetious. My Japanese isn’t good but just okay enough to cover some songs with an accent.

    • @wodzimirwislanski3368
      @wodzimirwislanski3368 3 роки тому

      僕は自分自身と話すことについての部分に関係することができます。(笑)

  • @Yuffimara
    @Yuffimara Рік тому

    I really enjoyed that. You make me laugh and sometimes that’s all we need in life

  • @badsketch9264
    @badsketch9264 3 роки тому +14

    I miss the 8bit song intro but that's my only complaint. The videos are great,

  • @darknesswithin0
    @darknesswithin0 9 місяців тому

    Probably the best Dogen video!?

  • @pleasantjinx2224
    @pleasantjinx2224 3 роки тому +33

    Yeah this is accurate

    • @pleasantjinx2224
      @pleasantjinx2224 3 роки тому

      @@downsouth777 yes and i watched it all before commenting!!!

  • @ほしくん-x1f
    @ほしくん-x1f 2 роки тому

    すげえ!この方、発音カタコトsの字幕、発音おかしいところだけ大文字にしてる〜!😮😮
    こういう文字遊び大好き〜!

  • @0iroiro0
    @0iroiro0 3 роки тому +16

    たどたどしい日本語がリアルすぎる件について

  • @jumper5989
    @jumper5989 3 роки тому

    めちゃくちゃ面白かった♪特に3と6の終わり方!!!

  • @Christian-en6lk
    @Christian-en6lk 3 роки тому +8

    I think he sounded pretty good for only 10 years of study

  • @Shache
    @Shache 3 роки тому +1

    最近言語交換してるけど、実際そうって共感しかない

  • @adarks8410
    @adarks8410 3 роки тому +13

    currently at let’s hit saizeriya fam stage

  • @清水なつめ-z9k
    @清水なつめ-z9k 3 роки тому +2

    4のスラングさんが、学生同士の会話としては一番自然だと思う。フォーマルな場で4さん話せるのかはわからないが。
    このチャンネルのコメント欄、英語の人がほとんどであることにいつもびっくりする。英語の字幕で主に理解しているのだろうか? それとも流暢な日本語音声のほうで主に理解しているのだろうか?

    • @rsmith02
      @rsmith02 11 місяців тому

      聞き取れる外国人もいるけど、初心者の方が多いかもしれない(途中でやめる人が殆ど)

  • @huangchristian98
    @huangchristian98 3 роки тому +17

    Can;t wait Dogen on Trash Taste really. Hope they collab soon, because Dogen jokes is top tier.

    • @its_seabass9668
      @its_seabass9668 3 роки тому +5

      I'm waiting for this too. He was recently on joeys channel with Chris broad, so that's like half of trash taste

  • @KaNoMikoProductions
    @KaNoMikoProductions 2 роки тому

    The bit about the TV felt super relatable, as it's the same in my country.

  • @JotaceLIVE
    @JotaceLIVE 3 роки тому +5

    I'm number 2 for sure. By being a native spanish speaker I have the pronunciation kinda nailed down at this point, but inside my head I feel like I can say a lot even though I probably couldn't say "I´m watching a dogen video" in Japanese.

  • @TrevaQ
    @TrevaQ 2 роки тому +1

    Oh, Dogen, you crack me up so much. I wish my 日本語 could ever be as 上手 as yours :P

  • @imperialfish454
    @imperialfish454 3 роки тому +16

    "study by myself"
    Ah yes, studying, uh, traditional Japanese art, culture, and music....right?

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 3 роки тому +4

      Are there more people who do that? I like traditional culture a lot as well as non otaku stuff, but everyone assumes that a learner of Japanese is a weeb

  • @tokkigifs
    @tokkigifs 3 роки тому +1

    I needed this omg

  • @takummie
    @takummie 3 роки тому +4

    Student: "Sensei, how long should I practise until I can finally say I'm good at Japanese?"
    Sensei: "Until you don't get "Nihongo jozu desune" anymore"

  • @donaldazevedo5554
    @donaldazevedo5554 3 роки тому +2

    As a person with intermediate level japanese these videos are just too funny and relatable.

  • @Japangen
    @Japangen 2 роки тому +4

    スラングさんの日本語ヤバすぎてわろたww

  • @jinjurbreadman
    @jinjurbreadman 2 роки тому +1

    after learning Japanese for nearly two years and still being in stage one, i'm going to have to take your word on what the other stages are like.

  • @d.2605
    @d.2605 3 роки тому +2

    You are an international treasure.

  • @秋彦-o6n
    @秋彦-o6n 3 роки тому +2

    Excellent! I wish I could speak English fluently like this. I'm on stage 1 in English.

  • @icegc
    @icegc 3 роки тому +1

    - Your Japanese is amazing!
    - Thanks and your is not so bad.

  • @neko_neko9
    @neko_neko9 2 роки тому +8

    Stage 10: After 10 years in Japan and often mistaken for a native on the phone, you get sick of being humble and realize it won't make you more Japanese, so you just say ありがとうございます^^うれしいです(*ノωノ)

  • @koshka02
    @koshka02 2 роки тому +1

    Even at 5, that's still pretty good and better than a lot of people who have tried to study Japanese for years.

  • @esverker7018
    @esverker7018 3 роки тому +3

    I met a native Japanese who Nihongo Jouzu'd me after only a few months of study. I gave her a look like "girl, I know you fucking lying". She avoided eye contact. The jouzu truly has endless comedy potential.

  • @pattobyo
    @pattobyo 3 роки тому +1

    #6!!!!!! .... brings back memories if the NHK testing my Japanese and then tricking me to sign up for the most expensive plan...

  • @8oujiRui
    @8oujiRui 3 роки тому +4

    Sometimes i just say arigatou, and then when they try to speak in english ill say “英語すごく上手ですね👏。”
    I’m all about the UNO reverse card at this point

  • @jojogape
    @jojogape 3 роки тому +1

    The existential dread of not noticing any mistakes in stage 2

  • @astraxeon
    @astraxeon 3 роки тому +16

    I've been learning Japanese for 4 years and I'm still on stage 1

    • @robertnomok9750
      @robertnomok9750 3 роки тому +8

      Same. I can read and write in japanese using all n5 and most n4 kanji with some help from apps. But if you want me to speak with someone id rather run away screaming from terror. Sudenly I forgot all those fance particles, formal constuctions, no ne sa da and etc sentence enders, difference between tara and kara and so on. I degrade to a level of most basic japanese because that all I remember perfectly.
      Which is funny because I dont have same problem with english. I successfully forgot 90% of english grammar, 7 out of 12 verbs times, their 2 and 3rd forms. And yet I can still talk and write in english with enough confidence to ignore all mistakes I make.

  • @jackalacken
    @jackalacken 3 роки тому

    The "is that really right" got me good. Perfectly describes me rn

  • @KamenRiderKyle
    @KamenRiderKyle 3 роки тому +6

    I'm starting to wonder if these are all phases Dogen went through.

  • @thomasdawe1837
    @thomasdawe1837 3 роки тому

    I can't believe you're at 410k subs, been here since near the start (and got the t shirt!) Congratulations

  • @SutirthaDas-Suto
    @SutirthaDas-Suto 3 роки тому +19

    When you don't get Nihongo jouzu'd at all,
    That is when you can consider your japanese to be good enough.