I mean depending on which Khorne followers you end up dealing with, they're either slaughtering hundreds of enemy troops, or just the biggest hype man/gym bro type. Or both, if you look at Battlefleet Gothic 2.
@@velsia1 No, the voices say: "MAIM! KILL! BURN!" It would be pretty pointless if the voices asked me whether or not I could also hear them. I mean, they are the whisperings of Daemonic entities from the Warp, they KNOW I can hear them.
@@LaDiablaBlanc Exactly, if you're already worshipping one of the Chaos gods, or Chaos Undivided, then yes, you hear the voices too. Hearing voices is entry level Chaos.
Im normally not a Chaos worshiper, but as someone who loves 40k and also works retail during Christmas. This is essentially me every day of December lol
Kramer could easily be a follower of any chaos god. But Khorne is a good fit. George feels more like a Nurgle guy, Elaine CLEARLY is favored by Slaneesh, and Jerry's quick wit makes him a good fit for Tzeentch.
Lmfao when Jerry shows some sudden interest in what Khorne said. Then Kramer takes off all his clothes to eat chicken and chill in bed but insists on keeping the helmet on.
Voicelines are from world of warships , you have this chaos khorne captain with unique voiceovers, absolute blast to play in the mushashi/ Yamato and other Japanese superships, fits the brutalism
Nah mate. Hop on the Kidd and citadel battleships with a destroyer. Set them ablaze, run in the center map and dodge shells as you fire your guns, and keep firing them, and never stop, until the game is over and you got 150k damage with 300 hits
Khorne worship isn't so bad if you think about it. He does not lack motivation, he hasn't become some kind of zoned out hippy he's completely in your face and ready the bloodlust of battle.
Still miss that actually pretty chill honorable duel to the death naked buff men khorne worshippers. Old lore and current wich isnt touched upon and forgotten. Now we have, bla bla blood bla bla skulls bla bla my personality is color Red.
You've got Kramer as a Khorne worshipper, George would be a Tzeentch one (he's always scheming something instead of being straightforward), Elaine for Slaneesh (there was an episode where George got smarter by not focusing on sex and she got dumber for doing the same. And let's not forget her ranking of those who are "spongeworthy"), and Jerry for Nurgle as he's "Even Steven".
@@tripleduper Personally I see Newman gravitating towards Tzeentch. What with his love for grandiose, philosophical ramblings and how frequently he joins in elaborate harebrained schemes with Kramer.
It's from World of Warships, you could get 40K voices for the ship commanders, I can't remember how many they did but this was the Chaos lord's contribution 🙂
"YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNE'S BLESSING" Oddly kind Khorne whorshipper
I don't think it was kindness... He said Jerry "earned" Khorne's blessing, not that he had "been given" it.
I mean depending on which Khorne followers you end up dealing with, they're either slaughtering hundreds of enemy troops, or just the biggest hype man/gym bro type. Or both, if you look at Battlefleet Gothic 2.
He sounded a little impressed
"Sanity is for the weak!" I love that 😂
Lil dark imperium reference
And strategy is for cowards. ☠
@@prisoner817 I remember chaos marines saying this in Dawn of war 1 (2004).
@@Maniaman213 yep. Good old voice acting from DoW1 made me into the WH40k nerd I am now.
More Skulls for the Skullthrone!!
"Sanity is for the WEAK! Do you hear the voices too!? They say: MAIM! KILL! BURN!"
It says "you imperial fool" not " do you hear the voices too"
@@velsia1 No, the voices say: "MAIM! KILL! BURN!" It would be pretty pointless if the voices asked me whether or not I could also hear them. I mean, they are the whisperings of Daemonic entities from the Warp, they KNOW I can hear them.
I’ve heard them say when I click on them “Do you hear the voices too” the. I direct them and it’s perfectly says “yeeeesss”
@@LaDiablaBlanc Exactly, if you're already worshipping one of the Chaos gods, or Chaos Undivided, then yes, you hear the voices too. Hearing voices is entry level Chaos.
@@velsia1 It is a quote from dow 1
Remember: Khorne is technically always winning.
Until the orcs wipe out all life in the galaxy
@@Telados Chaos Gods would still feed on them, so you either need to go with Nids or Necrons.
@@namethis658 How? They have Gork and Mork
@@Teladoslol jokes on you khorne fucking LOVES orks
@@namethis658orks are immune to chaos
"That light!?"
*"KHORNE SMILES UPON US!"*
*Khorne literally summoning himself from the Warp to smile upon them*
"Can't you shut the shades?!"
Such a Jerry Seinfeld response to having a Chaos worshiping neighbour 😂
KHORNE SMILES UPON US
all i seen was teeth bro
Im normally not a Chaos worshiper, but as someone who loves 40k and also works retail during Christmas. This is essentially me every day of December lol
>normally not a worshipper
I'm telling.
@@alastor8091 it's retail during Christmas
If the inquisitors take the retail workers out then the holy Terran Walmart of the god emperor is dokmed
Yeah i dunno man I kinda wanna dial the adeptus arbites hotline now
As someone who has been to a Walmart and heard the employees screaming at people for showing up 30 minutes before closing, I have no sympathy
@@DiggitySlice "Because of one bad encounter an infamously karen-bothered staff deserve to suffer"
“Korne smiles upon us” lmfaooo
does that guy ever smile?
That was nice of him 💞
Milk for the Corn throne.
khorne smiles if you bring him sum skulls.
@orimoreau3138 yes, a lot actually
"YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNE'S BLESSINGS!"
"Oh yeah? What did he have to say?"
I never knew Khorne was a Seinfeld fan.
"I SENSE FILTHY SORCERY!!" 😭
Fucking Tzeentch just has to ruin everything
This edit is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!! Well blooy done m8
It was edited?!
The end got me.
It took me a second and then I nearly choked on the food I was eating from laughing so hard.
tiny yahtzee
I just appreciate that you actually showed Khorne smiling upon them
Kramer could easily be a follower of any chaos god. But Khorne is a good fit. George feels more like a Nurgle guy, Elaine CLEARLY is favored by Slaneesh, and Jerry's quick wit makes him a good fit for Tzeentch.
Good Lord! the Christmas Card nipslip, shiksappeal, her sexy talk on the recorder. Elaine was right under our noses this whole time!
Don't forget, George ate out of the trash.
@@shockeye3863 "THERE WAS A MAGAZINE"
@@deplorabledegenerate2630 Adjacent to trash is trash!
Lol
"I sense filthy sorcery" berserker mode activated "Blood for the Blood God!"
That "imperial fool" he said was CLEAN and musical
Khorne really is the most sympathetic one of the four Chaos Gods. He's just permanently angry lol
Its hard to compete with Nurgle's wholesomeness tbh but Khorne does try his best
Khorne does not try. Blood flows, and so Khorne is victorious
The Great Grandfather loves you. Sympathy is an aspect of Nurgle, brother.
@@Ian.420BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
@@Ian.420 Yesssssss! Grandpa Nurgle loves you. Have crotchrot for Plaguesgiving :D
Sanity is for the week
INsanity is for the Weekend! ;-)
@@Jessymandias booze for the booze gawd!
@@guyver441 Weed for the Grass Throne!!!
I can confirm this, from monday to friday im always insane XD
That Khorne Worshipper is surprisingly tame...
True!, compared to the others he is considerably tame
Khorne is my favorite of them all. You may or may not also have a 90% to find me listening to DOOM at any given time.
Try Periphery for something similar :)
Hell yeah. He is simple. Just kill. The other gods have more requirements. Nobody has time for that.
Same but for his sheer brilliance. In a universe at war, he has monopoly over the one thing that all sides agree on doing: mass slaughter.
Ain’t nobody got time for that!
I was always a nurgle guy but this vid (force)changed my mind.. BLOOD! BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!
I literally lold and my wife is looking at me like a crazy person, that made my morning lol.
Khorne smiles upon you
YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNE'S BLESSING
Khorne's followers are the living embodiment of the phrase "These go to 11".
Slanesh fits it well too
@@cbt7commender980 Slaanesh turns it to 12 xD
Lmfao when Jerry shows some sudden interest in what Khorne said.
Then Kramer takes off all his clothes to eat chicken and chill in bed but insists on keeping the helmet on.
Later; the Khorne worshipper intrudes onto Jerry's apartment, takes the pitcher of tomato juice and spits it out saying; "I THOUGHT THIS WAS BLOOD!"
That's honestly not to far off when Michael Richards does stand up.
He’s a *NURGLING!*
Have you seen him live or are you just going off of his infamous incident?
@@lordfordification I mean, calling a black person an N-word right to his face it's kinda fcked up
@@sneedmando186 holy shit lmfao
@@onimusic6525 why?
"sanity is for the Weak" make my day
Voicelines are from world of warships , you have this chaos khorne captain with unique voiceovers, absolute blast to play in the mushashi/ Yamato and other Japanese superships, fits the brutalism
Thank you, didn't know that 😊
Nah mate. Hop on the Kidd and citadel battleships with a destroyer. Set them ablaze, run in the center map and dodge shells as you fire your guns, and keep firing them, and never stop, until the game is over and you got 150k damage with 300 hits
I fucking love Khorne worshipers. When they arent on a bloodthirsty warpath, theyre just a bunch of wholesome gym bros
**do ten reps**
YOU HAVE EARNED KHORNES BLESSINGS!!!
@@Vollification
*do 30 more*
Sanity is for the weak!
@@JarmamStuffKHORNE SMILES UPON US
Love the fact that KHORNE is just casually sitting in the corner of the room
The part where he said " SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! " , I felt that.
“Khorne Smiles Upon Us!” 😂 0:25
I would actually prefer this guy over my current neighbours.
These are the most coherent Khornite voicelines I've ever heard. When's his audiobook coming out?
Khorne Flakes are required for a good breakfest
As a Blooded Herald of Khorne, I approve of this message.
This is kind of therapeutic for me. Which is concerning on a number of levels. I think it's the Doom music.
The conversation is so smooth, Khorne blessing is in this video🤣
Little did you know the guy in the corridor was chanting : "🎶I’m an imperial fool🎶"
omg dude thanks for making this. I'm going through some shit and this really capped my morning off ^_^
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
This is just... perfection
These videos are the best youtube's algorithm has dumped in my face lmao
Every now and then we get gems like these thrown at us XD
Khorne worship isn't so bad if you think about it. He does not lack motivation, he hasn't become some kind of zoned out hippy he's completely in your face and ready the bloodlust of battle.
This channel is gold
Blood for the blood God. Skulls for the skull throne!
Dude, this is freaking brilliant!
Better than slaneesh
Or Nurgle... he would get your entire building quaranteed.
Bruh Slaneesh is most fun
@@lolasdm6959 Until they remove your eye and use your eye socket as a fleshlight
@@lolasdm6959 "fun"
This video would never see the light of day if it was on her puppets 🤣
This might be one of my favorite videos on UA-cam.
Still miss that actually pretty chill honorable duel to the death naked buff men khorne worshippers. Old lore and current wich isnt touched upon and forgotten.
Now we have, bla bla blood bla bla skulls bla bla my personality is color Red.
"KHORNE SMILES UPON US" >:D
Khorne in the sky: "wonder what my kids are doin :)"
CORRECTION; FOLLOWERS OR PETS
You've got Kramer as a Khorne worshipper, George would be a Tzeentch one (he's always scheming something instead of being straightforward), Elaine for Slaneesh (there was an episode where George got smarter by not focusing on sex and she got dumber for doing the same. And let's not forget her ranking of those who are "spongeworthy"), and Jerry for Nurgle as he's "Even Steven".
Tzeentch is clearly Newman.
Jerry is a germaphobe he'd never worship Nurgle. Everyone else is spot on though
@@joshuamurrell5100 Jerry is undivided
I’d give Nurgle to Newman…dude DID have fleas at one point.
…and it provides an amusing reason why Jerry…a neat freak…dislikes him so much.
Lol
Reject the femboy Slanesh brother!
REJOICE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.
MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! 💀
MILK FOR THE KHORN FLAKES BUTTER FOR THE KHORN KUB!!!
What about Khornate femboy?
@@jadencrawford2772 Doesn't exist. Get ripped or get killed.
@@LordVader1094 a lack of ambition
@@jadencrawford2772 Khorne doesn't discriminate
Seinfeld was surprisingly chill considering who he was talking too. 😂
i like how you added the "Zombies Ate My Neighbours" text at the end.
Light goes out "Nooo! I sense filthy sorcery."
The fucking horn in the middle kills me each time
I bet Newman worships Nurgle and George worships Tzeentch
Nah, George worships Slaanesh, the man has no self-control, he lied about the Contest.
@@MrSlug-ki9jl yeah that might be true as well
@@tripleduper Personally I see Newman gravitating towards Tzeentch.
What with his love for grandiose, philosophical ramblings and how frequently he joins in elaborate harebrained schemes with Kramer.
...BLYAD, BLYAD, BLYAD, BLYAD!..
This Khorne Worshipper is my spiritual animal XD
MY SANDWICH!!!!! 😡 👿
Khorne IS Metal!
that is very calm khorn worshipper he not murder him instantly when he see him
this is fantastic, 20/10.
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!!!
Khorne just wanted to party man
‘Sanity is for the weak!’ So Kramer…lol
Thats the best thing i've seen in years
WE NEED MORE OF THIS GUY!
best 40k meme on the internet.
This is the fantasy warhammer not the 40k one
This easily the best Warhammer Chaos God video yet
Jerry: “The roasted chicken was meant for no one.”
Kramer: (angry philosophical noises)
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE MORE BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD SANITY DOES NOT EXIST
Becomes? Bro we already live for the Slaughter.
You’re telling me Khorne already loves me!? Oh Skulls yeah!!!
Blood for the blood god!
Skulls for the skull Throne.
Bowl for the khorne flakes!
Blood for the blood god Jerry.
BLOOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD GOD jarry
Doom slayer in khorne's domain would be an endless loop
Anyone know the metal song when he’s laying on the bed?
I watch this daily at least once
You should have had World Eater from BoltThrower playing in the background… that’s what I listen to everytime I deploy or paint my Khorne Berserkers
Blood for the blood god!
“SERENITY NOW!!!!!!”
I can only hope to follow this Glorious Khornites example one day.
This is a Custodian meeting a Khornate Astartes
I really just love the beginning 😂
Kenny Rodgers Doom Slayer
i enjoyed this a lot
Even ratskulls are still skullllllsssssssss
Calmest Khorne space marine
One of the best Khorne meme's ever
Calmest Michael Richards standup set:
most eloquent khorne berserker
I ever thought to be a tzeentch cultist, but seeying your videos make me thinking maybe I'm a Khorne wrath man..
amazing!
LOL awesome man
Anyone else notice that you can see khorne in the sky when it cuts to his domain
I think this channel will do amazing 🤘
Khorne is just the best
Where are those voice clips from? It's a pretty damn cool Khornate voice.
Dawn of war I believe
@@wishesandfishes Nah, doesn't sound like DoW to me.
It's from World of Warships, you could get 40K voices for the ship commanders, I can't remember how many they did but this was the Chaos lord's contribution 🙂
@@jordexo3047 Awesome, thanks for answering!
@@CaptainJoosh No problem 😁
Kramer would totally accidently join a chaos cult
I can already see Newman as a follower of Grandfather Nurgle.