Brian Regan - Pop-Tarts Shouldn't Have Directions

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  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 років тому +191

    One of my all time favorite comedians.

  • @jntj3007
    @jntj3007 6 років тому +94

    Brian was hilarious from day one of his stand up career. He's one of the most underrated comics, ever.

    • @tinntinnamp
      @tinntinnamp 2 роки тому +6

      I totally agree. I die laughing every time I watch him. I never even considered the fact he was a "clean" comic, had no idea what that was. It dawned on me when I saw multiple comment talking about it. I think he is one of the funniest people ever, and realizing he doesn't rely on trash talk, cussing, etc (which I love a good cussing haha) just made it more magical to me!

  • @Palidor19
    @Palidor19 4 роки тому +102

    Brian Regan: Pop Tarts
    Jim Gaffigan: Hot Pockets

  • @alexmathewmendoza
    @alexmathewmendoza 7 років тому +394

    I saw him in 2009 and at the end of his set he took requests and everyone was shouting for the poptart bit and the big yellow one is the sun and he performed them!

    • @mickeyduke1910
      @mickeyduke1910 6 років тому +10

      Alex Mathew Mendoza my absolute favorite is the "you too" bit. That's the first I ever heard of him and was a fan ever since!

    • @topdogred
      @topdogred 6 років тому +5

      Stupid in school

    • @user-qr3xn7ef4b
      @user-qr3xn7ef4b 5 років тому +3

      And the big yellow one in the middle is the sun. The yellow one is the sun. The sun

    • @johnleonard317
      @johnleonard317 5 років тому +6

      "Girth units" is my favorite

    • @raramcgee4982
      @raramcgee4982 2 роки тому +3

      I make my niece say "the big yellow one is the sun" and point at it while in public with her parents. They arnt fans of it.

  •  7 років тому +101

    Then my leg snapped in half and I was thinkin "Hey, maybe I should get a puppy." LOL

    • @colepfeiffer5454
      @colepfeiffer5454 5 років тому +1

      Smarty The Pants I like how I read this in his voice

  • @b2d327
    @b2d327 6 років тому +534

    I think Brian and Will Ferril could play brothers in a movie. They look like they could be related and if they had that on screen chemistry, they could pull off a comedy blockbuster

    • @NicoleCzarnecki
      @NicoleCzarnecki 5 років тому +8

      Or Kevin Bacon could play him in a biopic (or vice versa).

    • @heuristix77
      @heuristix77 5 років тому +11

      A parody where they play George and Jeb Bush

    • @funguy170
      @funguy170 5 років тому +5

      OMG! He IS the missing link between Will Ferrell and Rob Riggle,
      they could actually play triplets with him in the middle!

    • @thomasbrown2650
      @thomasbrown2650 4 роки тому +8

      Add Jim Carry to the mix and you would have a winning formula 😂

    • @lordpun7779
      @lordpun7779 4 роки тому +5

      Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time

  • @pegleg00
    @pegleg00 8 років тому +129

    He makes me laugh out loud every time I see his standup.

    • @JumpinJAKEFlash
      @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 років тому +10

      Same here. He's one of my all time favorite stand-up comedians.

    • @NeoJinn
      @NeoJinn 8 років тому +3

      me 3

  • @benjiarehart2878
    @benjiarehart2878 6 років тому +212

    My favorite comedian of all time, and no, his material is new every year. Seinfeld called him the funniest comedian he'd ever heard.

    • @jaerivus
      @jaerivus 5 років тому +15

      Seinfeld, Regan, and Gaffigan are my top 3 clean comics.
      On a superficial level I think their comedy is already brilliant, but when you factor in that they're 1) constantly writing new material and throwing away most of the old, and 2) intentionally avoiding easy laughs profanity can provide any comic, they come off more like master craftsmen, placing hurdles in their own paths that most simply walk around.

    • @calebshammot1551
      @calebshammot1551 5 років тому

      @@jaerivus c by

    • @jaerivus
      @jaerivus 5 років тому

      @@calebshammot1551 I didn't understand that.

    • @calebshammot1551
      @calebshammot1551 5 років тому +2

      Jaerivus McGuillicutti not sure what happened with that. I don’t remember commenting on anything. Guess I’m going to change my password

    • @jaerivus
      @jaerivus 5 років тому +3

      @@calebshammot1551 I figured i was just out of the loop with internet shorthand! Haha

  • @wandashirkey9654
    @wandashirkey9654 Рік тому +19

    He is by far one of my favorite stand up comics. The bit he does about going to emergency room is hilarious. Say 8, say 8.

    • @controlclerk
      @controlclerk Рік тому +1

      Lol. "Merge... merge... everybody merge."

    • @amba8664
      @amba8664 7 місяців тому +1

      When I went, I said "7". MAN I BLEW IT.

  • @megadynesystems2557
    @megadynesystems2557 8 років тому +493

    Wonder why we don't see him in more movies. He'd make a great character actor.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 7 років тому +7

      MegaDyneSystems , we got a poor man's Will Ferrell. .... will that work in Elf 4?

    • @dmed312
      @dmed312 6 років тому +3

      Well, he is 60, so kinda near the end of his career.

    • @justfetus
      @justfetus 6 років тому +14

      he likes doing standup.

    • @URKillingme100
      @URKillingme100 6 років тому +4

      MegaDyneSystems - Because Jim Carrey and Will Farrell already exist.

    • @Youssolini
      @Youssolini 5 років тому +5

      what if he doesn't want act as a character but rather an object instead like a chair or table

  • @geordiedynes2088
    @geordiedynes2088 3 роки тому +12

    I was a kid when I first watched this. Now in my 40's, I've seen him 3 times, and crossed borders to do it; and without a doubt, Brian Regan is my favourite stand-up comedian of all time

    • @bricknmotor
      @bricknmotor 3 роки тому

      Im sorry

    • @ryancarmona290
      @ryancarmona290 7 місяців тому

      The guy above me saying I’m sorry is funnier than this whole bit

  • @johnhollis921
    @johnhollis921 4 роки тому +7

    One of the most underrated and just naturally talented comedians of all time.

  • @padrefrancisco66
    @padrefrancisco66 7 років тому +29

    One of my favorite comedians.

  • @TampaJohn
    @TampaJohn 5 років тому +16

    My favorite bit of his was in his early days. He was talking about drinking out of a fountain. And the water pressure was really low. And as he was trying to get water out of it, he said in that voice of his. “I’m very thirsty..............I’m PARCHED!” The way he told it had me rolling.

  • @wjlintz
    @wjlintz 7 років тому +32

    5 laugh-packed minutes. Nobody does it better.

  • @tybrazeal3223
    @tybrazeal3223 5 років тому +27

    I actually had a guy approach me in the store a couple of weeks ago and ask me how to prepare pop tarts. I had to point out the directions on the box and explain the entire pop tart heating algorithm. I had this bit in mind the entire time. I couldn’t believe it was actually happening.

    • @budg.6094
      @budg.6094 2 роки тому +5

      I think this customer was doing a check to see if you would pick up on this classic Brian Regan bit. I would have told him, “Step 1: Toast the Pop Tart!”

    • @christopherbramwell8262
      @christopherbramwell8262 Рік тому

      10 step long form directions: Step 1: Open pop tart package. Step 2: Remove pop tart from package Step 3: Have plate ready Step 4: Place pop tart in toaster Step 5: Stand close to toaster Step 6: Remove pop tart Step 7: Enjoy pop tart Step 8: Buy many pop tarts Step 9: Tell many friends about pop tarts Step 10: Repeat

  • @duartecanario
    @duartecanario 8 років тому +56

    he's a comedy genius

  • @jpfitness_
    @jpfitness_ 6 років тому +6

    Brian Reagan is the BEST!!! I am crying!!!

  • @NoOrdinaryCreator
    @NoOrdinaryCreator 6 років тому +53

    Surprised to know that my favorite comedian is now 60 years old

  • @kevinm8375
    @kevinm8375 8 років тому +66

    the poptart skit is still one of his best

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 6 років тому +1

      Kevin M yep equivalent to Gaffigans Hot Pockets! They need to get all the best comedians and do their best food bit. complication.

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 5 років тому

      He neglected to mention the directions for heating poptarts on an iron. Yes, the kind of iron you press your clothes with.

  • @conor8629
    @conor8629 8 років тому +16

    He's one of my favorites ever

  • @HollandDamien
    @HollandDamien 6 років тому +11

    Hard to believe this was almost 20 years ago. Time flies.

  • @TampaJohn
    @TampaJohn 5 років тому +4

    Brian is definitely one of the best out there.

  • @scissors656
    @scissors656 Рік тому +1

    the directions are in the name ! "POP TARTS" unsless you micromanage your toaster, don't worry about it. LOL

  • @danoguitar
    @danoguitar 6 років тому +3

    Just saw him this year. This guy is the best

  • @KungFuMojo
    @KungFuMojo 3 роки тому +1

    He's got the George Bush head bopping thing. LOL!

  • @janoahtindell8999
    @janoahtindell8999 3 роки тому +2

    Love you ❤️ Brian Regan 💋

  • @autodidacticartisan
    @autodidacticartisan 4 роки тому +2

    I saw this set when I was like 11 years old, and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. God it feels good to finally hear it again. I'm 23 now btw

  • @smoovoperata3242
    @smoovoperata3242 5 років тому +1

    2019. Still love Regan

  • @SmithsnMoz
    @SmithsnMoz 7 років тому +74

    Dudes funny!! THE BEST THING ABOUT HIS COMEDY IS THAT IT'S CLEAN!! .. NO NEED TO DROP F' BOMBS AND SEXUAL STUFF!!. . GREAT COMEDIAN! !

    • @peejay4606
      @peejay4606 6 років тому +4

      Agreed

    • @tykuresa22
      @tykuresa22 6 років тому +3

      Joseph Greene what is this, AP English? Shut the hell up

    • @ralphdougherty1844
      @ralphdougherty1844 5 років тому

      Oh did you get offended?

    • @vincentmazur580
      @vincentmazur580 5 років тому +5

      Thats not the best thing about him. Tge best thing is just how damn funny he is.

    • @keece8472
      @keece8472 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed man! Amen tho

  • @mattlehmann2826
    @mattlehmann2826 6 років тому +1

    Hands down, the BEST comedian!!!

  • @Penguinssss
    @Penguinssss 5 років тому +2

    Still amazing all those years ago. He polished those jokes up so nicely for the man on the moon special.

  • @LuP-n8y
    @LuP-n8y 7 місяців тому +2

    Can't believe he's not in Seinfeld's new movie about pop tarts!!!

  • @michaelhalstead7532
    @michaelhalstead7532 3 роки тому +3

    Brian is brilliant

  • @guitarandotherthings6090
    @guitarandotherthings6090 3 роки тому +2

    Its funny how much deeper our voices continue to get every 10-20 years.

  • @Tonioisuptosum
    @Tonioisuptosum 4 роки тому +6

    HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?!

  • @MONEYwithMARKALBERT
    @MONEYwithMARKALBERT 5 років тому +3

    Brian Regan is one of the funniest guys in stand up!!!

  • @nin6246
    @nin6246 5 років тому +1

    This guy is one of my favorite comedians of all time.

  • @edantes2008
    @edantes2008 6 років тому +4

    This guy is hilarious, my kind of comedy, thanks for the video.

  • @jtconner7599
    @jtconner7599 6 років тому +5

    One of the greatest mysteries of all time is why no video of Brian Regan doing George Bush impressions exists.

    • @glowingbuddha
      @glowingbuddha 6 років тому +2

      JTConner LOLLL I was just thinking this while watching his head bobs and facial expressions 😂😂

  • @scruffyeaston
    @scruffyeaston 6 років тому +5

    I love Brian, he’s in my top three favorite comedians. He seemed kinda nervous in this video though, either that or he was out of breath.

  • @coly4ever
    @coly4ever 2 роки тому +2

    Saw him in “Loudermilk” he is actually a good actor.

  • @bobbymariani2839
    @bobbymariani2839 5 років тому +1

    One of my favorite Regan bits

  • @debicongram5546
    @debicongram5546 6 років тому +2

    Love this guy.

  • @BaldwinBay
    @BaldwinBay 3 роки тому +1

    Brian has paid his dues. Comedy Classic. Did see him one time many years ago. May have been the Comedy Store. Cracked the funny bone! 🃏

  • @PassTheJam
    @PassTheJam 6 років тому +30

    He has that George Bush permanent look on his face

  • @darththomarius6751
    @darththomarius6751 5 років тому +2

    See, only a man can make Pop Tarts and the B-seat on a motorcycle funny like this!

  • @yazajag
    @yazajag 5 років тому +1

    Omg I felt afraid for him while telling the motorcycle story. You're supposed to go over that stuff before getting on the bike!😂😂😂

  • @timothycrystal2623
    @timothycrystal2623 3 роки тому +2

    Pop tarts need Air Fryer instructions... that would be delicious

  • @stevenphillips6127
    @stevenphillips6127 4 роки тому +14

    Step 3: Butter unfrosted side after removing from toaster.
    You're welcome.

    • @johnbeauvais3159
      @johnbeauvais3159 3 роки тому +2

      “I put butter on a pop tart it’s so freaking good”

  • @peejay4606
    @peejay4606 5 років тому +1

    I love Brian Regan 😍😘

  • @jackedkerouac4414
    @jackedkerouac4414 4 роки тому +1

    It's a monumental achievement that he got Canadians to laugh pretty loud

  • @facetina
    @facetina 2 роки тому

    Truly a master!

  • @MacJunkyFlips
    @MacJunkyFlips 5 років тому +3

    Best clean comidian

  • @Juan_rivera
    @Juan_rivera 11 місяців тому +2

    Most clean comedians suck but this guy is hilarious

  • @ritagonzalez1370
    @ritagonzalez1370 4 роки тому +1

    Luv you!! You are absolutely hilarious!

    • @Chynabethley011
      @Chynabethley011 Рік тому

      Thanks for your love and support
      I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine
      Where are you commenting from?

  • @orangedrone
    @orangedrone 4 роки тому

    I needed this.

  • @gina8763
    @gina8763 3 роки тому

    My first time watching this in 2021... laughing to death 😂

  • @commonsense7886
    @commonsense7886 5 років тому +3

    I need more 8...gimme some 8...ask for the 8!
    I took my gf to the emergency room...it hurt her just to talk...nurse asked her to rate her pain...she almost killed the bastard....ha

  • @thebrain9384
    @thebrain9384 5 років тому +2

    Need more, maybe some new stuff? love it.

  • @CIF-pm7tk
    @CIF-pm7tk 9 місяців тому

    Brian is great, the only issue I had was I saw him and then 2 years later he came back and I was like, wow, can’t wait! Well, it was 90% the same set.

  • @johnheart6890
    @johnheart6890 2 роки тому

    Fantastic!

  • @SpandexMan01
    @SpandexMan01 7 років тому +24

    You can eat them cold

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 6 років тому +7

      James Spidey Esquivel Believe it or not this is my favorite way. Heating them up makes them taste different...

    • @MrPAULONEAL
      @MrPAULONEAL 5 років тому +6

      You barbarian...

    • @darrenmarquez3866
      @darrenmarquez3866 5 років тому +4

      It’s healthier to throw out the pop tarts and eat the cardboard box they came in

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 5 років тому

      One of the bosses I use to work for , use to call them flavored cardboard

    • @srj34
      @srj34 4 роки тому

      I literally never heat them up

  • @taylorstrode4763
    @taylorstrode4763 6 років тому +7

    He could make 3 fitted suits out that one

  • @AeonAxisProductions
    @AeonAxisProductions 26 днів тому

    "If you need to zap fry your pop tart before heading out the door, you may need to loosen up your schedule" - Brian Regan

  • @robertodibaggio8181
    @robertodibaggio8181 2 роки тому +1

    "How do I get that goodness in me?".. many a philosopher has pondered...

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 7 років тому +2

    I LIKED this before it even started!!

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 6 років тому

      SonnyGTA me too... I just see his clip, hit like them proceed to watch. Not too many people get that treatment from me.

    • @lauramalek3128
      @lauramalek3128 2 роки тому

      Me too. His routines and Louie Anderson's get a like before viewing every time. No other comics videos get that from me right now.

  • @paulpolpiboon9535
    @paulpolpiboon9535 5 років тому +3

    His eyes are like Ray Liottas haha, sometimes he looks like Will Ferrell, sometimes I think he's a Baldwin brother lol. But his comedy is unmistakable, this man is hilarious loved his Netflix show

  • @cedrickmoore5459
    @cedrickmoore5459 7 років тому +4

    The first time is always best.

  • @knittylane3016
    @knittylane3016 Рік тому +1

    As an RN I was aware of an aide who inserted a suppository without removing the wrapper so, yes, I guess all those directions are sometimes necessary. (OWWW,!)

  • @davidalexander3320
    @davidalexander3320 4 роки тому +1

    My directions
    1. Remove poptart from wrapper.
    2. Eat poptart.

  • @kevinmock2731
    @kevinmock2731 4 роки тому

    I laugh every time I see him...so funny!

  • @EPrimeify
    @EPrimeify 8 років тому +3

    How come most of the videos on this channel say they're not available in my country? When I live in Canada....

  • @PyroInTheFace21
    @PyroInTheFace21 7 років тому +14

    What the fuck was going on in the standup community in the 90's
    Why are all of their suits waaay too big

  • @lillaidbakjr1027
    @lillaidbakjr1027 4 роки тому +1

    I M B E C I L L E N

  • @garymcaleer6112
    @garymcaleer6112 6 років тому +1

    Brian and Dennis Regan are a rare breed. I always felt sorry for their parents. ☺

    • @mickib1592
      @mickib1592 5 років тому

      He and Dennis actually got their funny bones FROM their parents. Check out Brians "Nunchucks and Flamethrowers" comedy special on Netflix (separate from his comedy miniSERIES also on Netflix); he tells one dad story; hysterical and illuminating at the same time.

  • @pinkpuppies3113
    @pinkpuppies3113 4 роки тому

    He is so funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @donniedarko1345
    @donniedarko1345 6 років тому

    Saw him live in san diego in 2015. laughed so hard I left with a head ache.

  • @mickib1592
    @mickib1592 5 років тому

    For all of you Negative Nellies complaining about old material: I have seen Brian every year since 2008; in 2018 twice, 2019 twice and in 2012 I saw him twice within a week. While there were repeat bits, there was new stuff mixed in also. He is always rotating the old stuff in to introduce it to new audiences. Just the way a brilliant, hard-working comedian ought to! Besides, no one goes to a Pink Floyd concert and complains, "They're doing 'Comfortably Numb' AGAIN??!!" Afford Brian the same grace. He's not the favorite comedian of the top comedians for nothing!

  • @ethanfisher5789
    @ethanfisher5789 5 років тому

    Someone plz get this man a glass of water. Hes got the worst case of cottonmouth. Lol. 420 forever

  • @theomegaconcern9564
    @theomegaconcern9564 4 роки тому

    This is when the pop tart bit was new. He refined it

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 4 роки тому

    the first step on a box of pop-tarts always baffles me. How would someone not know how to remove the pastries from the pouch?

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan9738 3 роки тому

    Hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣

  • @noveltycrusade
    @noveltycrusade Рік тому

    Legend 🤣

  • @mellownessuperstar2618
    @mellownessuperstar2618 4 роки тому +8

    This dude should have been hired by SNL to play George W. Bush... I'm sure it's already been said but I didn't feel like reading and comments.

    • @yaakw
      @yaakw 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly what i was thinking. The arms and walk.

  • @christianhafer9819
    @christianhafer9819 5 років тому

    Hysterical.

  • @RobertHurleyJr
    @RobertHurleyJr 7 років тому +1

    Started zap frying my pop tarts back when I first heard his bit. I'm not in as much a rush as his bit, but 3-5 seconds to microwave em is more convenient.

  • @maddymud
    @maddymud Рік тому +2

    Did this piece inspire Jerry’s recent project?

  • @thethingwithfins
    @thethingwithfins 5 років тому +1

    If you're heating up your poptart you're doing it wrong!

  • @drumsinsocks
    @drumsinsocks 5 років тому

    2:50 Is that Phoebe Waller-Bridge?

  • @scotthilliard7177
    @scotthilliard7177 6 років тому

    Hmmmm...did I turn toaster off?!! Killed me.

    • @Spoomis
      @Spoomis 5 років тому

      It was the iron, but I agree. That was pretty funny.

    • @scotthilliard7177
      @scotthilliard7177 5 років тому

      @@Spoomis Damn it!!!! I really gotta start proofreading my messages! I was thinking toaster, because of his earlier joke, and I forgot "the"?!!!! Thanks for cutting me some slack! People are gonna start thinking I'm retarded!!! 🤪🤯! ✌

  • @dalekdx
    @dalekdx 4 роки тому +6

    Don't underestimate how stupid people are. My room-mate used to cook frozen pizza with the cardboard that came with it. I had to show him the instructions on the box because he keep insisting he was doing it right.

    • @kootrell
      @kootrell 3 роки тому

      Were they Celeste pizzas? They used to come with a thin crisping disc you would place on top of the box and then the pizza on that. Pretty sure the instructions suggested you microwave the pizza on the box it came in.

  • @kennatiousc
    @kennatiousc 3 роки тому

    this was gonna be my joke;but brian beat me to it.

  • @a5dr3
    @a5dr3 7 років тому +1

    Master

  • @poolman8676
    @poolman8676 5 років тому

    We want to see him next June, but not paying $120 a ticket here in Calif.

  • @davidwatters424
    @davidwatters424 7 місяців тому

    They put the directions on there to avoid lawsuits because if you put the wrapper in the toaster and burn your house down and try to sue, they can say at court that you were supposed to follow the directions.

  • @russ7414
    @russ7414 Рік тому

    We have POP TART instructions b/c we have people that sue restaurants cuz they didn't know how hot their coffee was.

  • @scissors656
    @scissors656 3 роки тому

    i gotta get me a toaster LOL

  • @abcizdaman
    @abcizdaman 3 роки тому

    Hey when you're hungry for a warm Pop Tart you want it NOW so put it in the micro! Lol.. tastes better toasted though. I always preferred the Toast'em Pop Ups.. not as popular but seemed to be better tasting and with more fruit in the middle.

  • @nunyabidnis5407
    @nunyabidnis5407 4 роки тому

    I saw a recipe for peanut butter on crackers!! A recipe!! Who needs that?