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There's nothing quite as reassuring as seeing that everyone else has at least one area of their house that is absolute chaos and you openly ignore it as a future you problem
the Dil head in the back of the room is unsettling yet comforting because of nostalgia idk how to feel edit: I've been a fan for over 6 years and this is the first time I've gotten an interaction, and it's because of this comment omg thank you phil
@@natashaO-O they better not donate it to charity god knows what would happen to it then lmao. but yeah it’s iconic and like an artifact from tatinof so i doubt they’d yeet it
A person randomly invading your photobooth complimenting you and your unsuspecting friend is by god the most accurate representation of what introverts think extroverts are
dan and phil: prepare for their move months, maybe a year in advance, are fully prepared me: doesn't finish packing until the day of, and even then, it's questionable, is still unpacking almost two years later
@@ashmitchell3352 I moved last year to my current house and I lost some stuff too 😂 It’s miracle that I didn’t lose my Switch in the move though cause that would’ve been disastrous
“Person juice” is probably one of the funniest, cutest, and creepiest things Phil has ever said Edit: Also when Phil said that he had a small glass of water, you can hear Dan quietly say “bruh” lmao
You wonder why we're weird enough to think it was a frickin raw chicken breast, but then yOu go and say thing like "person juice" and stick your feet in unsettling flesh slime???😂😂😂🦶🦶
I know you mean it kindly but imagine being Phil and uploading a video and then seeing someone comment that Dan was the part of the video that made them the happiest? Not trying to start anything or be dramatic but maybe it's something to keep in mind?
@@OneMustImagineSisyphusThicc With all due respect I can pretty confidently say the man with millions of subscribers is probably not gonna care about one comment appreciating the appearance of his best friend
@@rockercaterrorencountered4924 ya that like when you die your muscles relax at first before rigor mortis and your bladder and intestines relax so you become a really unfortunate puddle of person juice
@@youngmastertrash5469 Your insides also start to get eaten by bacteria pretty fast and kind of turn to liquid so people who die alone in their home or apartment often leave what's called a "death stain" from decomposing.
i actually said "keep it or yeet it" when we were cleaning out the woodshop at my school and i didn't realise where i had gotten it from until i saw the notification for this. i had the "OH MY GODS" moment and nearly threw my computer in my excitement at FINALLY figuring this out
I always thought the guy singing it had a weird voice :D I think I was about ten when my mum and little sister informed me that it was a Katy Perry song
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I love you Phil but please never say that again 😭
epic
THE WHAT
IM EARLYY
Edit: Reading this before watch the video was…an experience.
I haven't finished the video so this is rather weird lol
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PEOPLE CONFUSING THE CRYSTAL FOR A CHICKEN BREAST LITERALLY HAS ME HOLLERING
Same, but... Now that he's brought it up, all I can see is an uncooked chicken breast. 🤣
i didn’t even realize till he said something 😭
SAME!!!! XD
I couldn’t stop laughing
how nostalgic... houseplants, giant Dil head, that mirror, the vase-glass, that other guy he lives with...
Truly feels like the 2010s have made a comeback
@@hollystar311 :')))
someone called “the other guy he lives with” [REDACTED] in a different comment and it sent me
@@user77797 lmao 😭 I’m also a fan of “Phil’s cameraman”
This is my favorite comment
phil, that crystal is definitely a frozen chicken breast
Oh no pj not you too
crystallized chicken breast
it's trying its chicken best
@@mckayla1609 omg 😂😂
hiii pj!!!
There's nothing quite as reassuring as seeing that everyone else has at least one area of their house that is absolute chaos and you openly ignore it as a future you problem
That's basically my whole house
One.... Place....?
dan: isn't on camera at all
also dan: still manages to get bleeped 15,000 times
the fact that i didn't realize it was bleeping at first and i genuinely thought they'd somehow acquired a dog
why is he beingbleeped
the thought of phil’s mum being like, “no phil, i don’t want the jelli spa” is jusf making me laugh
Honestly, I respect Kath's choice lmao
what's making me laugh more is that i can hear phil doing an impression of her saying that as i read your comment
The “small glass” saga is getting out of hand. Soon Phil’s gonna call a bathtub a cup of water and we won’t be able to know if he’s joking or not
Next he'll just post a story with a bathtub full of cereal like-
"Having a small breakfast 😊✌️"
Someone stop this man before he drinks from a swimming pool
Where did he get that glass tho!! I want one now lol
@@xavier4462 I bet it's a vase
@@alt_f4_me he bought it in a video a while ago and yes. it is in fact a vase
Dan during the pandemic really said “I’m an author-and Phil’s camera man!”
For a long time it was just Phil and [REDACTED] lol
@@augustthacker5704 not the brackets 😭
@@augustthacker5704 whos redacted??
@@kittybunny231 Dan since he disappeared
@@badnewsxing2682 lmao
God, that jelly bath looks like they pureed Kirby
I can't stop laughing
IM FUVKING CACKILINGGG
Oh, God. I'm simultaneously awed and horrified by your imagination.
my pfp is my kirbys reaction
fucking best comment award goes toooo-
everyone: puts pictures in an album or scrapbook
phil: places them in a box with a vibrating sloth and ab apron
an abpron
And a weird foot thing
and a chicken breast
telling us that people confused the crystal for a raw chicken breast had no business being that funny
I cannot stop laughing about it
Honestly when he was holding it, it really did look a chicken breast
Phil: "It's like that fanfiction where all my skin came off."
Phil that waS A REPRESSED MEMORY
Imagine the skin fic author watching this and having an aneurism
OH MY GOD THE PTSDDDDDDDDD
i literally died for a few seconds
A WILD REPRESSED MEMORY APPEARS!! **Pokemon game audio plays**
I am more concerned about him having read it haha
No one:
Phil whispering: *“p e r s o n j u i c e”*
Update: I got so excited he liked that I burst a blood vessel in my eye
did u really? are u ok?
@@aftermathamy5168 haha yup, it’s no big deal tho, it’s not super noticeable. It’s mostly just hilarious to me 💀
@@Ella-qy5vm omg why would I do the same thing tho
I had to rewind and listen to it again because i DEFINITELY MISHEARD IT THE FIRST TIME
the Dil head in the back of the room is unsettling yet comforting because of nostalgia idk how to feel
edit: I've been a fan for over 6 years and this is the first time I've gotten an interaction, and it's because of this comment omg thank you phil
ikrr- i hope they keep it
@@natashaO-O they better not donate it to charity god knows what would happen to it then lmao. but yeah it’s iconic and like an artifact from tatinof so i doubt they’d yeet it
I really, really hope that they keep it 😭
If they get rid of it I'll cry
phil tweeted saying he’s keeping it, can’t tell if it was sarcastic or not but i’ll pretend it wasn’t for my sanity
Phil: Setting a nice Crystal on his shelf
Everyone else: *kylie jenner voice* i s that a ✨c h i c k e n✨
Underrated comment
look at all dose chickenths
No one:
Phil: It vibrates for innocent reasons!
Lol, my parents actually got me the same vibrating sloth for Christmas. I still haven't figured out why they thought I would want it
I was sus
That thing looks like my sleep paralysis demon 😂😂😂
He knows 😂
i would love to know what those innocent reasons are🤔
Phil: *tosses out the first thing*
Me: oh he’s actually going to get rid of things this is so unusual
Phil: *keeps the next 500 things*
N a g i t o
So true...Now I feel bad for that sloth.. 😂😂🤣
@@kmations4049 y e s
“It’s like that fan fiction where all my skin came off” WAR FLASHBACKS
N O
I LITERALLY SCREAMED
I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT BECAUSE DAMN IT PHIL I REPRESSED THAT YEARS AGO
OH GOD
I HAD EXPELLED IT FROM MY MEMORY DAMMIT
Man I can’t believe Phil kept that raw chicken breast in a box for that long and it’s still good
Honestly impressive
Only Phil
Yeah it’s surprising 😧
he can take care of a raw chicken breast but not a cactus
You’d have thought it would be green by now
“it’s like that fanfiction where all my skin came off” NOT THE SKIN FIC 😭
THATS WHAT I SAID SKCKCKDJX
I had managed to forget
I MEAN THEY'VE READ A PART OF IT SO IT WAS PROBABLY WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT
I FORGOT ABOUT IT AND NOW ITS JUST FRESH IN MY MIND HELP
NOOO 😭
THE FACT THAT HE CENSORED HIS FEET HAVE ME CRYING ALSO THE CHICKEN BREAST
Is UA-cam censoring feet now or was it a joke? I legit couldn't tell lol
@@iizadino i think his feet are already on wiki feet
@@sapientcapricorn191 don't tell me that's a thing 😂
He ain't risking it again.
@@iizadino I thought it was a joke but honestly it probably isn’t lol
phil trying his best not to end up on wikifeet by censoring his feet lmao
He is already on there
“Ive got a small glass of water” *pulls out an entire vase*
hE DIDN’T EVEN WORK THERE?! HE STOOD THERE FOR AN HOUR AND DIDN’T WORK THERE?! THAT’S SO CREEPY!! 😱😰
Ikr.
no one:
not a soul:
phil: "I've got a small glass of water-" **brings out a vase filled to the brim with water**
poggers pfp. clock is looking hot there...
hehe Wilbur pfp
your pfp is in my twitch chat 😳
FAMOUS OOMF?
Wilburrrrrrr 🤍
that reference to the skin fic was absolutely not necessary
😂😂😂
I’ve nearly forgotten about it and then this happens
Wait, I kinda miss it or something, but at this point I’m too afraid to ask
WAIT NVM-
was looking for somebody else to talk abt it
literally everyone: blood
phil, an intellectual: p e r s o n j u i c e
...people have other juices
i don't think that's necessarily the juice he was talking about...
I tried to make this same joke, guess I wasn't so original.
people release lots of other juices after they die!
I think he meant decomposed body liquid
The real question is: is Phil actually going to get rid of everything?? No, probably not
Behind the scenes is just Phill putting Everything back in the keep.pile 😂😂😂
I know this man did not reference the skin fic in 20-fucking-21
A person randomly invading your photobooth complimenting you and your unsuspecting friend is by god the most accurate representation of what introverts think extroverts are
is that.. not it??
"why am i talking to myself?" says phil who's job is literally to talk to himself on camera
Phil's cameraman sounds like he's a funny guy, Phil should make a video with him sometime
pretty sure the cameraman it's dan
@@sv_cheats1973 That was the joke mate
@@sv_cheats1973 whoosh
Okay so you're psychic
PLSSS
I love how Dan just shuts the door when Phil’s trying to get out
"A small glass of water"
Sir that is a VASE
"two shots of vodka" energy :D
“I think this one is dead”
*SHOWS A PERFECTLY FINE CACTUS*
you must be going for a very classy and sophisticated look if you’re getting rid of the hulk and iron man pictures?? AND THE PIXEL MIRROR???
I'm so hyped because it means they seriously designed all the interiors. Not like the other time when they just took their stuff to the new place
And keeping a zen garden
They're growing up 😭
the people from phils emails asking for his feet pics are going nuts for this vid
Phil with his 'small glass of water' is like the "2 shots of vodka" vine
I heard everyone collectively gasp when he said he was going to yeet everything in the gaming room
I can't believe they're moving out. It doesn't seem like that long ago they moved in
@@abendrot___8055 april 2017 i believe
@@abendrot___8055 I think it was around 2018?
dan and phil: prepare for their move months, maybe a year in advance, are fully prepared
me: doesn't finish packing until the day of, and even then, it's questionable, is still unpacking almost two years later
Ok, I know you wrote this about yourself, but I’m feeling personally attacked. Lmaoooo
... I feel called out because same, I lost so much stuff when I moved because I didn't pack until the last minute
@@ashmitchell3352 I moved last year to my current house and I lost some stuff too 😂
It’s miracle that I didn’t lose my Switch in the move though cause that would’ve been disastrous
I feel so called out and let me add
didn’t need to pack again because I never finished unpacking the first time.
I moved literally today and I packed everything last minute heh😅
there is no way phil just made a skin fic joke in the holy year of the lord 2021
the way I had repressed that until right now 😭😭
HE DID NOT JUST TALK ABOUT THE SKIN FIC IN THIS ECONOMY
WAIT
I LITERALLY HAD TO GO BACK AND LISTEN TO MAKE SURE I HEARD HIM RIGHT 😭
@@madisonm2167 SAME HSJAGSJAHSKSGAKS
at least he knows how weird y’all used to be in the early 2010s... thankfully that phase is over
But it has good writing
Well, from questionable euphemisms such as lady door, female exit, & queen cage, Phil now hits us with: *person juice*
what a time to be alive
NOT LADY DOOR 😭
@@thamys2106 iM SORRY😂😭
“What do i fantasise about........ oh that’s a sexy one” PHIL NO
i fantasize about NOT getting thousands of dislikes on my good good videos but that will never be a reality
10:42 “it’s like that fanfic where all my skin came off”
NO GOD PLEASE NO I REPRESSED THAT SO DEEP DOWN
IT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE, IT DOESN'T EXIST. I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT
Link
I DONT WANAN REMMEBER IT
@@TheoTheCoolest Search "Dan and Phil skin fic" and you'll find it
I hadn’t even thought about it since I was like 14! Why did Phil have to curse my adult self with that memory too?
I can’t believe we’re rounding out the end of the apartment era with the reveal of the bottom half of The Apron and a mention of the Skin Fic
"person juice" is the worst thing you've said till date
edit: alright one of the worst* cuz you've said a LOT of questionable things
But lady door
@@daisyjefferson184 dont remind us of ladydoor😔
"Person juice" is the "ladydoor" of 2021
"Flesh Pajamas" is pretty bad too lol
That time during Halloween baking where he said something about voring Frankenstein?
“Person juice” is probably one of the funniest, cutest, and creepiest things Phil has ever said
Edit: Also when Phil said that he had a small glass of water, you can hear Dan quietly say “bruh” lmao
😳 i thought he said “pussy juice” i listened to it 4 times and still had no idea..
10:05 for reference
Phil: **takes out a giant vase** a small glass of water, **pours it** i might need a bigger glass
phil: using a literal vase
also phil: ight imma need a bigger glass
You wonder why we're weird enough to think it was a frickin raw chicken breast, but then yOu go and say thing like "person juice" and stick your feet in unsettling flesh slime???😂😂😂🦶🦶
right, this video alone contains the word "flesh" at least four more times than I would have liked it to
"is there no one else on earth- no there's literally a pandemic."
It's just you Dan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Phil saying ‘rip’ after talking about Norman stole my serotonin
Is norman dead? :(((
@@agustinawest460 Evidently Phil announced it on Twitter last month. I don't tweet, but it's on Google now.
@@sophykitten2212 oh noo🤧🤧. I didn't know, i don't have a twitter
i didn’t know he was dead :( this was such a sad way to find out
had to pause and sit in silence for a few secs 😔
"I'm going to send you my therapy bill" needs to be on a t-shirt
The small “bruh” after Phil presents his smol glass of water is such a mood
"This is the most disturbing thing I´ve seen all year" Well the year just started Dan...
"i'm gonna send you my therapy bill" is such a power statement i can't wait to use it
"Small glass of water" he said that while picking up a fucking vase-
i feel like phil would be one of the best kind of people to be quarantined with
Me, who hasn't thought about the skin fic in years:
Phil: "It's like that fan faction where all my skin came off"
Me:😲😩
😭😭
the fact he knows about it and I don't
NOT THE SKIN FIC
i am emotionally attached to every single thing i own so i’m extremely impressed by how casually you can yeet things
The fact that your mum didn’t even pretend to like the gelli fun present is so funny to me 😂
“why am i talking to myself” you’ve been talking to a camera for over 10 years phil...
Phil: **suffering**
Dan: **closes door**
Me: Hears Dan’s voice
Me: Ah, my dose of serotonin has arrived
I know you mean it kindly but imagine being Phil and uploading a video and then seeing someone comment that Dan was the part of the video that made them the happiest? Not trying to start anything or be dramatic but maybe it's something to keep in mind?
@@OneMustImagineSisyphusThicc With all due respect I can pretty confidently say the man with millions of subscribers is probably not gonna care about one comment appreciating the appearance of his best friend
@@opossum7637 definitely more than his friend but ok
@@leofox-white1793 They said they’d rather not have people label them things like that as it’s part of their person life, lmao
Just hearing Dan's voice makes me smile🥺❤❤❤
The Dil head in the background……the foreshadowing…..intentional or not it was fun to see!
ah, the ''I don't suit brown'' jacket... lies, it's all lies!
i think the title of this video should be renamed to “phil’s feet and dan hating them”
Lmfao when Phil said he got a small glass and he was talking about a vase. Dan just leads up with a “bruh”
Phil: says the tetris mirror and marvel pictures are going to a charity shop
Me: frantically googling charity shops in London
The pandemic got me so emotionally wrecked that I got sad seeing him get rid of those icons
@@jessvision8817 exactly why am i emotionally attached to someone else’s mirror
I was UPSET about the mirror
“it’s getting yeeted, they’re getting feeted”
- Dan 2021
As someone who used to be a HUGE fan, but now only watches occasionally, seeing that mirror go is surprisingly depressing
me too i suddenly got so sad :(
never been so quick
Samee
felt
Sameeeee
Sameee
Very cool naurto
Dan: has been severely depressed in the past
Also Dan: watching Phil take a weird footbath is literally the worst thing I have ever experienced
i can’t even dispute it
i’ve been severely anxious in the past and watching the footbath was among the worst things i’ve experienced for sure
It’s the nail file that made me feeeel so nasty like when I heard the noise 🤮🤮🤢
Phil would be so good on taskmaster. More people need to appreciate his brain and the way he thinks
Yup yup and yup
“Person juice”
That is literally the most terrifying way you could have described blood. Thank you Phil XD
i thought they meant other kinds of person juice-
Not just blood...
I think he meant the liquid that comes out of the body during putrefaction.
@@rockercaterrorencountered4924 ya that like when you die your muscles relax at first before rigor mortis and your bladder and intestines relax so you become a really unfortunate puddle of person juice
@@youngmastertrash5469 Your insides also start to get eaten by bacteria pretty fast and kind of turn to liquid so people who die alone in their home or apartment often leave what's called a "death stain" from decomposing.
This video has the same vibe as when I'm cleaning my room and just play with everything I find for 1h
Oh wow, how painfully relatable it is
I haven't cared about this thing in six years, but now that it's time to clean, it's a priceless treasure and nothing could be more fascinating.
phils high pitched ‘OW’s’ trying to swim out of the storage room has me creased
Phil: Put a small glass of water.
*pulls out the vase*
Dan: bruh...
Edit: Thank you so much for all the likes!!! ☺️💖😵
i dont think it's been mentioned enough how frickin GOOD phil looks in that outfit
“It’s like that fanfiction where my skin fell off” SIR WHY DO YOU KNOW??? Why do you REMEMBER IT BY TROPE????
He saw it in one of his Tumblr Tag videos!
“Flesh pyjamas” “person juice” phil PLEASE
Edit: AND the skin fic im so upset
I wasn’t seeing anyone else mentioning the skin fic moment 🤣 that killed me!
WHY must he mention the skin fic ahhhhh
My hero acadeeemia genuinely makes me just :()
@@jenbaker7922 it’s because we are pretending to NOT have noticed
The office looks like my current room because of ✨school✨
I loved how just absolutely done with everything Dan was while filming Phil doing the foot bath thing
Phil: "It's like that fanfiction, where my skin came off-"
Me: [choke-dying from tea] eXcuSE mE???
Do you not remember the skin fic????
He’s read the skin fic 😭😭😭
@@project014 of course I do, he just brought it up out of the blue, it surprised me hahahahhah
Me : *falls off the moon*
phil repeatedly mentioning how gross the gel felt when all i can think about is how badly i wanna put my hands in it bc it would be a sensory DREAM
same dude. i was thinking the exact same thing
You can get this stuff for baths, I had it as a kid. It's amazing. It's called jelly baff
living for phil being The UA-camr and dan being his Lovely Assistant
The joy I got from him whispering “person juice” is outstanding
you should yeet that “small glass of water” sir that’s a VASEEEE
“A fanfic where all of my skin came off”
Bloody hell, Phil, don’t remind us
i actually said "keep it or yeet it" when we were cleaning out the woodshop at my school and i didn't realise where i had gotten it from until i saw the notification for this. i had the "OH MY GODS" moment and nearly threw my computer in my excitement at FINALLY figuring this out
i think you mean you nearly *yeeted* your computer
Last time I was this early I thought “I kissed a girl” by Katy Perry was from the point of view of a straight guy
ouch ?? you can’t just target me like that
Oh my sweet heteronormative child
thank you my fellow hoodlum
I always thought the guy singing it had a weird voice :D I think I was about ten when my mum and little sister informed me that it was a Katy Perry song
yes „us girls we are so magical” was just a mistake
I can't imagine why Phil's mom wouldn't want a ✨flesh spa✨
in one video phil lost his glasses and dropped them, i think we got a better picture of how they broke last time
"Like that one fanfic where my skin-"
PHIL NO. LET IT DIE.
what fic? what happens in the fic i wanna know lol
LIKE WHY WOULD YOU BRING IT UP I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT
as compensation for making me think of this, you are paying for my therapy this week 😂😂
@@IamWickedlyAmazing PHIL BROUGHT IT UP!!!
@@BooksBlogs23 tell that to Phil, the audacity xD
PHIL YOURE WEARING THE DARK ACADEMIA JACKET YESS
I would've walked by Dan, stuck a sticky note on him, and say nothing lmfao.
but would it be red or green
@@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 I personally would've done pink (yeet) just because my love language is softly bullying lmao
@@Charmynox you’re right, and also amazing
"Well, it's later, Phil"
Me when I procrastinate and leave things for "later"