JAKE MITCHELL: Britain's Cringiest 'Roadman' Wannabe!

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  • @jaack
    @jaack  5 років тому +4975

    Despite this being just another wank video from my shed; this did actually take ages to make. I’ve tried loads of series during my 10 years on UA-cam, and so far - only the Happy Hour podcast is one I’ve stuck with for more than 6 months! If you really enjoy Rank Bank, and want to see more episodes, I’m going to need to hear it, ya fuckers! So if this video hits 25,000 likes (big ask…) I’ll begin writing episode 2.That’s a bloody promise. Also, suggest the rank channels you want to see put into the Rank Bank, down below!

    • @owlproductiones
      @owlproductiones 5 років тому +7

      Great video Jack, but it's queasy not queezy in your description

    • @MattPL3_2
      @MattPL3_2 5 років тому +11

      Do Lance stewart

    • @t_wilson4578
      @t_wilson4578 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @emilycowie7630
      @emilycowie7630 5 років тому +40

      Fucking Morgz please

    • @zawok1969
      @zawok1969 5 років тому +12

      Thank you Jack so much for making this video!! I've been waiting soo long for a video on Jake Mitchell!! Can you please make a video about morgz and his mum. Thanks Jack :)

  • @radayah841
    @radayah841 5 років тому +5756

    Whips out a bottle of foundation and calls it's concealer, is Fiona teaching you NOTHING!

    • @tuffteey112
      @tuffteey112 5 років тому +25

      Radayah Uzma my name is Fiona and I was so confused when I first read that 😂

    • @jackfr10
      @jackfr10 5 років тому +22

      @@sam24hardy Wow, you're a bit aggressive.

    • @lilykajd2203
      @lilykajd2203 5 років тому +3

      Sam Hardy 😂😂😂

    • @beautyh.9898
      @beautyh.9898 5 років тому +1

      Miss mate

    • @Jade-5713
      @Jade-5713 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂💀

  • @Mariia002
    @Mariia002 4 роки тому +1173

    Here to see why Eloise looked like she wanted to murder him

  • @betasquadshort
    @betasquadshort 4 роки тому +412

    Who's here after watching the locked in episode?

    • @ivankapetrichor5187
      @ivankapetrichor5187 4 роки тому +4

      mee!

    • @imogeninsufferable
      @imogeninsufferable 4 роки тому +16

      Me. I'm looking everywhere to find where Jack spoke negatively about that JMX lad as well. I can't find evidence anywhere though. Anyone know?

    • @cusinator
      @cusinator 4 роки тому

      I remembered this video, but not JMX

    • @yulana990
      @yulana990 4 роки тому +6

      @@imogeninsufferable There was a JMX video in 2017 but it's deleted, you can see some people on twitter who liked a video from Jaack called exposing JMX or something. But it was just 1 video 3 years ago that seems to have been gone for a while.

    • @imogeninsufferable
      @imogeninsufferable 4 роки тому +2

      @@yulana990 oh! Is it available anywhere or do u remember what was said?

  • @jibrilmohamed4120
    @jibrilmohamed4120 4 роки тому +290

    Who’s here after the new footasylum Locked in video

  • @rebecca2047
    @rebecca2047 5 років тому +1599

    "I'm going to cover it up with concealer"
    **Uses Foundation**

    • @jw045
      @jw045 5 років тому +54

      Rebecca I’d like to apologise on his behalf as most of us men know fuck all about make up

    • @katiewaters1794
      @katiewaters1794 5 років тому +12

      To be fair concealer and foundation do the same thing,foundation is just in a bigger bottle and lasts longer....

    • @pennyg1195
      @pennyg1195 5 років тому +46

      Katie Waters no concealer has way more coverage

    • @alexrightnow2531
      @alexrightnow2531 5 років тому +9

      Bitch I'm a teenage girl and I know fuck all about makeup lol

    • @AdamDSalt
      @AdamDSalt 5 років тому +5

      Rebecca Not sure he gives a shit tbh

  • @mjh7236
    @mjh7236 5 років тому +1911

    First Ellie Goulding, now Jake Mitchell? Jack's never gonna be asked to switch the Christmas lights on in Hereford.

    • @Ivy-og5xd
      @Ivy-og5xd 5 років тому +12

      MJ H
      Who doesn’t he have drama with? Lmao

    • @ayeshabehery1400
      @ayeshabehery1400 5 років тому +14

      Comment gold.

    • @joshwatkins4561
      @joshwatkins4561 5 років тому +17

      Way surely this is Hereford gang yeha

    • @rhiannonford9813
      @rhiannonford9813 5 років тому +10

      He wouldn't miss much, just the fucking awful Christmas tree

    • @solllx104
      @solllx104 5 років тому +5

      Hereford is sick

  • @Juliaa1708
    @Juliaa1708 4 роки тому +783

    Who’s here after Eloise nearly cried when she saw jaackmate tonight

  • @alex-kc9rd
    @alex-kc9rd 5 років тому +369

    Jake Mitchell’s new accent is me when I go to uni up north and don’t want the entirety of Manchester finding out I’m from Oxfordshire and bullying me

    • @signity5540
      @signity5540 4 роки тому +5

      manchesters shit come to liverpool

    • @josephclark77
      @josephclark77 4 роки тому +11

      @@signity5540 Liverpool shit come to manchester

    • @goobagooba8448
      @goobagooba8448 4 роки тому +4

      @Se Se shit is manchester, liverpool to come

  • @cpfcfin4715
    @cpfcfin4715 5 років тому +1755

    Acting like he’s from London yet he’s from little Hereford which is literally countryside

    • @sebparry7767
      @sebparry7767 5 років тому +21

      But have you seen a cow

    • @cpfcfin4715
      @cpfcfin4715 5 років тому +82

      Sebastian Parry yeah mate I’m from Hereford

    • @sebparry7767
      @sebparry7767 5 років тому +11

      Oh i thought u were dissing hereford

    • @coribramham2454
      @coribramham2454 5 років тому +33

      Nothin worse when sum1 tries to put it on. Shits laughable lol

    • @drab8591
      @drab8591 5 років тому +19

      Happens up and down the country, I blame the internet and the demise of bullying

  • @hellohi7803
    @hellohi7803 5 років тому +1686

    I will never, NEVER understand how the roadman look is considered attractive

    • @queenbean6922
      @queenbean6922 5 років тому +23

      hello hi wait ? People actually think it is?

    • @Enigmajestic1
      @Enigmajestic1 5 років тому +107

      Them man dress for each other

    • @lasagne5161
      @lasagne5161 5 років тому +52

      the look gives me lots of red flags. drugs, smoking, alcohol it's like they are hiding something

    • @queenbean6922
      @queenbean6922 5 років тому +42

      ayesha they r hiding that they are gay

    • @connorohoare7470
      @connorohoare7470 5 років тому +52

      It used to be a central London style where you’d flex a bit Couse your getting a bit of money usually from illegal activity but the people who wore it where tough or nails not like this little nerd

  • @blythehilton6641
    @blythehilton6641 5 років тому +503

    You’ve got to do saffron barker now- the epitome of rank

  • @philipburrows6024
    @philipburrows6024 5 років тому +694

    Genuinely the funniest bloke on UA-cam. Never change mate.

  • @chrisneilson7
    @chrisneilson7 5 років тому +788

    Didn't have a clue who Jake Mitchell was, wish I still didn't

    • @CAL1MBO
      @CAL1MBO 5 років тому +5

      same bro

    • @laganjaestranja2202
      @laganjaestranja2202 5 років тому +19

      I used to watch him 🤢

    • @Frank_MC
      @Frank_MC 5 років тому +2

      laganja estranja unlucky

    • @lilmental2185
      @lilmental2185 5 років тому +1

      I live on his street 😂

    • @oliviaharries2852
      @oliviaharries2852 5 років тому +1

      Chris Neilson I used to a always watch him like that he’s been on my favorite people but now he’s horriblexxxx

  • @EVERTHING7
    @EVERTHING7 5 років тому +1757

    I cannot deal with little rich white kids from wealthy areas trying to be underprivileged kids from London 😫

    • @joebob2992
      @joebob2992 5 років тому +14

      Spit-Shine Philly w h I t e a r a b

    • @ohyeahyeah1068
      @ohyeahyeah1068 5 років тому +12

      Spit-Shine Philly I class places like Romania and khazakstan as 3rd world countries. Living off chickens and shit

    • @CC-uq2bu
      @CC-uq2bu 5 років тому +3

      Spit-Shine Philly exactly 🙌🏽

    • @goonseb6456
      @goonseb6456 5 років тому +24

      Spit-Shine Philly it is little rich white kids listening to London gang music and then they think they are a part of that live

    • @EVERTHING7
      @EVERTHING7 5 років тому +1

      Spit-Shine Philly lol fucking hell

  • @Hanne736
    @Hanne736 5 років тому +620

    I had never heard of this kid before in my life and I would have preferred to have kept it like that

    • @henriettaonda9744
      @henriettaonda9744 5 років тому +3

      Hahaha lol same here , I had no idea who he is🤷‍♀️🙈

  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 5 років тому +399

    my jaw dropped when he was above Ellie Goulding in the list of most famous people from Hereford, England. that was stupendous

    • @Mt-bj4nm
      @Mt-bj4nm 5 років тому +1

      El Scourou who’s Ellie Goulding ?

    • @pulptoe98
      @pulptoe98 5 років тому +3

      @@Mt-bj4nm oh my...

    • @Daniel-oz6qu
      @Daniel-oz6qu 5 років тому +1

      @@Mt-bj4nm A very average musician

    • @subblonde3101
      @subblonde3101 5 років тому +3

      @@Daniel-oz6qu shut up, lights will forever be one of the greatest songs.

    • @Daniel-oz6qu
      @Daniel-oz6qu 5 років тому

      @@subblonde3101 yeah alright

  • @bellab8945
    @bellab8945 5 років тому +946

    saffron barker, touchdalight or james Charles need to be the next in this series🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @bakirafzal9929
      @bakirafzal9929 5 років тому +25

      Touchdalight is ace, I think u wrote his name by mistake hun

    • @livs4721
      @livs4721 5 років тому +7

      bakir afzal please leave

    • @skyebrewer5569
      @skyebrewer5569 5 років тому +11

      yhhsaffron barker deffo needs to be👍🏼

    • @phiaoconnor
      @phiaoconnor 5 років тому +2

      @@bakirafzal9929 nah his content is shit no, well boring

    • @bakirafzal9929
      @bakirafzal9929 5 років тому

      @@livs4721 lool no I like Jack mates content and touchdalights so I have a right to be here 😊

  • @molliejones9287
    @molliejones9287 5 років тому +387

    I live in hereford..... he's literally putting the whole place to shame!!

    • @charll1404
      @charll1404 5 років тому +27

      mollie jones tell me about it, I’ve known him since primary as I was in his year. He was alright at first. Ever since he’s gotten big he turned super obnoxious lmao.

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 років тому +6

      Just moved here but I'm packing my bags as we speak!

    • @lib8007
      @lib8007 5 років тому +1

      mollie jones yo! im from worcestershire!

    • @Ruthevin
      @Ruthevin 5 років тому +1

      @@charll1404 Did he go to whitecross?

    • @amy_leigh_xo3077
      @amy_leigh_xo3077 5 років тому

      And me 😂

  • @megan7663
    @megan7663 5 років тому +680

    How the hell is he 19, he looks 12.

    • @aussietalks6642
      @aussietalks6642 5 років тому +22

      megan barraclough for a sec i
      Thought you were talking about jaaaackmaaaate

    • @yallneedjesus6343
      @yallneedjesus6343 5 років тому +11

      It's the Bieber Effect

  • @mattymoomoo036
    @mattymoomoo036 5 років тому +901

    Please do Morgz (and his mum) next :)

  • @jess_6341
    @jess_6341 5 років тому +694

    Sad when this is what 90% of the boys aged 15-19 have ended up like🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @plugGod_
      @plugGod_ 5 років тому +16

      Tf hell no

    • @goonisamenace8956
      @goonisamenace8956 5 років тому +9

      Tf you high

    • @hannahs2265
      @hannahs2265 5 років тому +16

      That seems like a HUGE exaggeration. I'd say 5%, if that.

    • @ridjxbdnjs_2995
      @ridjxbdnjs_2995 5 років тому +8

      boys in America/Britain ******

    • @erectustesticulus3191
      @erectustesticulus3191 5 років тому +22

      xxxmarlacatherinexxx na American ain’t tough nor road. They’re either country boys or surfer stoners.

  • @marikalani5056
    @marikalani5056 4 роки тому +258

    Whys Elouise moving like Jack killed her firstborn lmaooo funny gal

    • @diyakapoor5504
      @diyakapoor5504 4 роки тому +2

      AHAHAHA

    • @kazimujammel543
      @kazimujammel543 4 роки тому +16

      I don't know if you got loyalty to your fam, but I would never be cool wit someone that violated my bro- deserved or not

    • @giftokeze4926
      @giftokeze4926 4 роки тому +3

      Nah there was another video four years ago, the dad got involved as well LMAOO do your research

    • @nicolewilliamss4685
      @nicolewilliamss4685 4 роки тому +1

      @@kazimujammel543 exactly I commented my opinion just like yours and got shamed for it pretty much 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @KerouacsAccomplice
      @KerouacsAccomplice 4 роки тому

      Hateful content for people full of hate.

  • @bradalls
    @bradalls 4 роки тому +109

    Eloise said you slagged off her “whole” family. Twisted that a bit didn’t she

    • @sugarspells8781
      @sugarspells8781 4 роки тому +1

      There was another video. Four years ago.

    • @puddleduck1405
      @puddleduck1405 3 роки тому

      who is this eloise people keep talking about

    • @bradalls
      @bradalls 3 роки тому +1

      @@puddleduck1405 his sister, she was on a foot asylum UA-cam series

  • @kuachii1408
    @kuachii1408 4 роки тому +671

    Im here from locked in episode 9

  • @riaeddy6442
    @riaeddy6442 5 років тому +308

    Jack is becoming one of those beauty vloggers..

    • @daysb5084
      @daysb5084 5 років тому +9

      He'll be bringing out a £50 advent calendar next 😂

  • @Ben-og1xs
    @Ben-og1xs 5 років тому +90

    Didn’t know who jake mitchell was before this. Now i feel sick

  • @thenamescara64
    @thenamescara64 5 років тому +107

    he also cheated on saffron barker afew years ago....

    • @brittpaget1010
      @brittpaget1010 5 років тому +3

      He did indeed on her there was a video from the girl he cheated on with exposing him

  • @jaybee7761
    @jaybee7761 4 роки тому +74

    Anyone else come to rewatch this after tonights Locked In? LOL

  • @user-tm3wd5fp9b
    @user-tm3wd5fp9b 4 роки тому +60

    Who’s here after footasylum episode🤣

  • @phoebeneedham72
    @phoebeneedham72 5 років тому +264

    "I'm basically james charles now"
    This cracked me up 😂😂

  • @georgiaedgeley2365
    @georgiaedgeley2365 5 років тому +676

    Please do one about Saffron Barker 😂😂😂😂

    • @yamicivetta5252
      @yamicivetta5252 5 років тому +19

      Georgia Edgeley ugh I’ve heard of her through Angelika, she’s the worst.

    • @rebeccarousell8596
      @rebeccarousell8596 5 років тому +2

      YESSSS

    • @annzpie
      @annzpie 5 років тому +7

      And that Anastasia girl 🙄

    • @georgiaedgeley2365
      @georgiaedgeley2365 5 років тому

      Yami Civetta haha she is!! I can’t help but watch her though just to see how annoying she is 😂😂

    • @georgiaedgeley2365
      @georgiaedgeley2365 5 років тому +2

      kylie nova yep!! They’re basically clones of eachother

  • @subtokryozk3077
    @subtokryozk3077 5 років тому +289

    As a qualified roadman, this is disgraceful. I will bring this up in a meeting with gang next time I get the chance, might have to run from opps so could be delayed, but I will definitely let you know how it goes. For the culture!

    • @beepboop1930
      @beepboop1930 5 років тому +37

      Hope the meeting goes wida bang

    • @crispouk3070
      @crispouk3070 5 років тому +7

      You ain’t on piss. People like you put real roadmen to shame. #Freebeyonce #freejayZ

    • @tejmag7608
      @tejmag7608 5 років тому +3

      Jeez you’re cringe

    • @Naeem20100
      @Naeem20100 5 років тому +4

      Agreed. We shall get the Rambo charged up n run tru wid da bally n pattern the bredrin my akh

    • @IC-lt1xc
      @IC-lt1xc 5 років тому +1

      Ur wet

  • @zolonny
    @zolonny 5 років тому +75

    Jake was at a club in hereford, and he was shouting "I'm a celebrity dont push me" and walked into my sister, like wtf

    • @maisieperry8496
      @maisieperry8496 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @deanmcelwee5791
      @deanmcelwee5791 4 роки тому +2

      @Ios5513 he's making me consider getting on a boat then straight to Hereford haha funny thing is I would

    • @lizardpoo8524
      @lizardpoo8524 4 роки тому +3

      What even is a celebrity anymore. Doesn't mean much.

    • @vincenthill6037
      @vincenthill6037 4 роки тому

      @@deanmcelwee5791 you can't get a boat to Hereford dude

    • @deanmcelwee5791
      @deanmcelwee5791 4 роки тому +1

      @@vincenthill6037 I'm a cross the pond u eejit course I can plus get a rental

  • @The.twinsies
    @The.twinsies 5 років тому +613

    PLEASE DO ONE ON THE JAMES CHARLES SCANDAL 😂

  • @zawok1969
    @zawok1969 5 років тому +150

    Thank you Jack so much for making this video!! I've been waiting soo long for a video on Jake Mitchell!! Can you please make a video about morgz and his mum. Thanks Jack :)

  • @focalcrowd4135
    @focalcrowd4135 5 років тому +379

    Won’t even be this early to my own funeral!

  • @abbeyclaydon3152
    @abbeyclaydon3152 5 років тому +154

    Feels like Jack hasn't uploaded in ages

  • @omari9593
    @omari9593 4 роки тому +44

    Who’s watching this from Locked In?

  • @MattPL3_2
    @MattPL3_2 4 роки тому +92

    'video about my whole family' ah pipe down eloise you weapon

    • @nicolewilliamss4685
      @nicolewilliamss4685 4 роки тому +6

      Think there was a different video that could of been about her whole family bc she said the video was made when she was 14 her family seem lovely don’t know why there’s the need to make videos like this about people

    • @KerouacsAccomplice
      @KerouacsAccomplice 4 роки тому

      Hateful content for people full of hate

    • @raidahh6161
      @raidahh6161 3 роки тому +1

      @@nicolewilliamss4685 its literally a joke 💀💀💀

  • @IshanAli
    @IshanAli 5 років тому +219

    Missed your uploads! Glad you’re back

    • @maddie827
      @maddie827 5 років тому +13

      Ishan Ali you know I always see you commenting on youtuber’s videos we both watch- you seem like a great supporter and subscriber

    • @Dawn11180
      @Dawn11180 5 років тому +15

      How do you watch every single youtuber i watch

    • @maddie827
      @maddie827 5 років тому +1

      yuisaway I’ve just noticed him on other videos and stuff 🤷🏽‍♀️ didn’t have any bad intentions and never meant it like that

    • @MrsNomad-qt1yh
      @MrsNomad-qt1yh 5 років тому +9

      madeleine she’s talking to him not you...just thought I’d clarify

    • @user-gn2kp7id1f
      @user-gn2kp7id1f 5 років тому +2

      madeleine oh Madeline, you’re back?

  • @gi4734
    @gi4734 5 років тому +114

    I use to be in the same high school as Jake and omg he was such a twat to everyone. He looked down at everyone like we were peasants.

    • @paulasuarez5960
      @paulasuarez5960 5 років тому +1

      Jorja :p really? Wtf

    • @youngdaneth24
      @youngdaneth24 5 років тому +3

      Let’s be real you just didn’t did you

    • @gi4734
      @gi4734 5 років тому +18

      @@youngdaneth24 Dude ye i did, Bishop's high school. He left soon after i started.

    • @user-vo9xe4yw7i
      @user-vo9xe4yw7i 5 років тому +24

      Knvg someone had to go to school with him, why not this person?

    • @gi4734
      @gi4734 5 років тому +4

      @@user-vo9xe4yw7i Exactly, thank you. Also yass beebo!! ^-^

  • @_curtis
    @_curtis 5 років тому +55

    Omg isn't this the guy who was proud he failed his GCSEs bc he went to a party the night before

    • @monkeygif5543
      @monkeygif5543 5 років тому

      he also missed a couple exams because he went to vidcon instead

    • @utilizeolly8491
      @utilizeolly8491 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @imfytm3350
      @imfytm3350 5 років тому

      na he got c's in all dem

  • @laylaxx2585
    @laylaxx2585 5 років тому +276

    *touchdalight, saffron barker, morgz and tanya burr*

    • @kaceymcwhir6705
      @kaceymcwhir6705 5 років тому +1

      Layla xx wait what happened to tanya?

    • @naima819
      @naima819 5 років тому +1

      Layla xx he has made a video on both touchdalight and morgz

    • @laylaxx2585
      @laylaxx2585 5 років тому +1

      Maira Huss I said that a moth ago before he has lol

    • @laylaxx2585
      @laylaxx2585 5 років тому +1

      Kacey Mcwhir god knows

    • @naima819
      @naima819 5 років тому

      Layla xx yeah well I just assumed you didn’t see it yet 🙄

  • @user-so5zh4dd1i
    @user-so5zh4dd1i 4 роки тому +136

    I mean Eloise just wasn’t 14 was she

    • @db_syx1300
      @db_syx1300 4 роки тому

      how old was she

    • @tarekk19
      @tarekk19 4 роки тому +8

      Came on here to say exactly that 😂

    • @giftokeze4926
      @giftokeze4926 4 роки тому +4

      Nah there was another video four years ago, the dad got involved as well LMAOO do your research

    • @jacqueenoel4490
      @jacqueenoel4490 4 роки тому +20

      @@giftokeze4926 are you just copy & pasting that same comment everywhere it’s like the third time i’ve seen it word for word

    • @user-so5zh4dd1i
      @user-so5zh4dd1i 4 роки тому +10

      @@giftokeze4926 man said research on jake Mitchell dkm 💀

  • @siarmstrong4871
    @siarmstrong4871 5 років тому +173

    Once jake Mitchell hits puberty and is out on his own he should take a walk round some south London estates to get a reality check

    • @SpiceisRice
      @SpiceisRice 5 років тому +4

      Get him to Peckham asap

    • @lewishersee4520
      @lewishersee4520 5 років тому

      Si Armstrong My Guy I wanted to say the same thing you no. Little neek would be bullied hard

    • @OT_OTDway
      @OT_OTDway 5 років тому

      He’s done songs with loads of guys from ends so he’s more rated than most people in the comments😂 obvs he’s moist but just because he wears designer and says ‘widda bang’ which isn’t London slang anyway, doesn’t mean he thinks he’s hard

    • @-Tidgy
      @-Tidgy Рік тому

      That niqqa would get shanked fast

  • @romcruse4011
    @romcruse4011 5 років тому +102

    So much energy did you snort a line before you started filming hahaha

  • @beth8132
    @beth8132 5 років тому +840

    Please do an episode on:
    Tanya burr
    Jordan houston
    TouchDaLight
    Saffron Barker

    • @angelicagayle7414
      @angelicagayle7414 5 років тому +7

      beth and Jim Chapman!

    • @AJ-hg4by
      @AJ-hg4by 5 років тому +21

      Why Tanya Burr?

    • @littleafricanpeen8641
      @littleafricanpeen8641 5 років тому

      beth Jordan houston is alright he does funny videos

    • @abbie1129
      @abbie1129 5 років тому +4

      Thatguymichaelrosen C Used to, now hes making the same videos he used to make fun of

    • @beth8132
      @beth8132 5 років тому +4

      @@AJ-hg4by she has no direction in where shes going or doing, she did make up, then baking and now below average acting.
      I may be more of a matter of oppinion but i just feel she has lost direction of who she is and what she likes.

  • @ivyahern7104
    @ivyahern7104 5 років тому +34

    14:36 never trust a bloke that films himself getting out of his mercedes with a stone island jacket and airpods. it's as if he's trying to be a parody.

  • @user-mb2ef8zz2j
    @user-mb2ef8zz2j 4 роки тому +25

    Whose here when he met jack Mitchell sister oh footasylum locked in

  • @livingsea2516
    @livingsea2516 5 років тому +199

    Episode 2: TouchDaLight?

    • @yeetusthatfeetus7059
      @yeetusthatfeetus7059 5 років тому +11

      @livingsea2 more like touchdasister

    • @selinagranst4141
      @selinagranst4141 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @livingsea2516
      @livingsea2516 5 років тому +3

      yeetus that feetus if he’s not touching someone he’s bathing in a bit of Sainsbury’s own brand bleach.

    • @user-rn3op5ex9v
      @user-rn3op5ex9v 5 років тому

      LivingSea2 touchdaqueef

    • @livingsea2516
      @livingsea2516 5 років тому

      @@user-rn3op5ex9v CAM KIRKHAM BAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @freyarebekah5635
    @freyarebekah5635 5 років тому +439

    Tanya burr next please!! xD

    • @abilou7225
      @abilou7225 5 років тому

      Dinorix yesssss 😂😂😂

    • @freyarebekah5635
      @freyarebekah5635 5 років тому +1

      Abi Lou It has to happen!! 😂

    • @freyarebekah5635
      @freyarebekah5635 5 років тому +1

      Max Scardanelli so true though, haha

    • @ginat.8064
      @ginat.8064 5 років тому +3

      What’s so bad about Tanya? I havent watched her in years but I used to really like her makeup videos.

    • @freyarebekah5635
      @freyarebekah5635 5 років тому +8

      Gina T. She’s changed a lot for the worse, she’s recently divorced Jim also, and given up on what she had previously to become a ‘wanna be’ actress, which isn’t really who she is. Also making out she’s friends with big actresses on Instagram, when they don’t even follow her back. There’s a lot more too it but there’s some small details. I used to love her makeup videos too, but seems she’s just changed completely!

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 років тому +36

    Glad to see you’re using the vlogger Instagram tag thing, very classy Jack

  • @MiquelEddie
    @MiquelEddie 5 років тому +101

    15:00 “yo what you saying g” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @ilonaterry2703
    @ilonaterry2703 5 років тому +32

    i’m from hereford and people actually hate jake mitchell and most people his age act like that here

  • @bripez
    @bripez 5 років тому +135

    I thought saffron barker was around 26 not 18! What the

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 5 років тому +20

      I’ve read another comment in a video saying “the years aren’t kind to her” and it’s so true. Thought she was going on her thirties damn

    • @bripez
      @bripez 5 років тому +11

      WonderLust I looked at a video I remember seeing her in a while ago when I thought she was at least 25, turns out it was 2 years ago so she was 16. I can’t believe it

    • @leoneabbacchio2098
      @leoneabbacchio2098 5 років тому +4

      lmaoooo she looks about 30 ohmygod

  • @laiisaaaa3718
    @laiisaaaa3718 5 років тому +50

    Holy shit that James Charles edit scared me. Never do that again, Jack.

    • @jaack
      @jaack  5 років тому +14

      I genuinely didn’t make it.

    • @SamLewis6
      @SamLewis6 5 років тому +4

      JaackMaate that’s even worse

  • @valiummarbles317
    @valiummarbles317 5 років тому +268

    I guess I'll never be able to understand people who genuinely find guys like Jake Mitchell attractive.

    • @valiummarbles317
      @valiummarbles317 5 років тому +7

      @Ismail KhanOfficial For some reason it's hard to care about his eyes and jawline.

    • @hi-ls6lt
      @hi-ls6lt 5 років тому +22

      He was slightly attractive when he was younger not gonna lie however now he looks like a...chav

    • @aislingohara2416
      @aislingohara2416 5 років тому +2

      He is a good looking lad

    • @adammoloney2562
      @adammoloney2562 5 років тому +2

      What you mean 13 year old girls

    • @sophiaalsbury706
      @sophiaalsbury706 5 років тому +2

      lotte in weimar he looks about 11 years old hahahahha

  • @dvalentino87
    @dvalentino87 5 років тому +25

    You are the literally the only youtuber i can watch anymore your videos are just funny everyone else like you said at the beginnings are offended little fairies ... keep it up #rankbank

  • @kimmycupcake1000
    @kimmycupcake1000 5 років тому +17

    life sucks and then i watch jaackmate, and i get through another day.

  • @bricks4pennies426
    @bricks4pennies426 5 років тому +15

    Ok so background, I’m from Hereford and we went to opposing schools, he got on my bus one time and took my shoe and chucked it out the window when I asked whether he dances on UA-cam, he is a goat coke user, and he became friends with those that do the same sort of thing, and that’s why he is like he is

  • @hollypl5685
    @hollypl5685 4 роки тому +36

    Jack was the most entertaining person in locked in and he was only in it for 10 minutes! As if Elouise overreacted that much. Wishing you the best Jack. Love your podcasts :)

    • @nicolewilliamss4685
      @nicolewilliamss4685 4 роки тому

      No he made most ppl in locked in feel pissed off and uncomfortable 😂😭

    • @KerouacsAccomplice
      @KerouacsAccomplice 4 роки тому

      Hateful content for people full of hate.

  • @katieann19
    @katieann19 5 років тому +37

    I’ve seen the thumbnail and don’t know if I can even watch the full video, his face is too much for me

  • @danh6587
    @danh6587 4 роки тому +38

    Who’s here watching after Jack’s appearance on footasylum’s “Locked in” where he pissed off jakes sister? 😂

  • @callmeclown3518
    @callmeclown3518 5 років тому +9

    I’m from Hereford. Jake went to my school. He’s an absolute melt

  • @bessiebuddy7951
    @bessiebuddy7951 5 років тому +101

    She’s kinda young but I’d love to see you “critique” rubyrube. She just ... well you’ll see...

    • @IceHolmvik
      @IceHolmvik 5 років тому +10

      My god what have you exposed me to?! 🤢

    • @thetiarnanater
      @thetiarnanater 5 років тому

      i now need to bleach my eyes

  • @user-fz3ot4rm9g
    @user-fz3ot4rm9g 5 років тому +44

    I saw his Instagram literally the other day and nearly puked. It’s the most cringe thing I’ve ever seen pahahahah😂

  • @ajlmedia5741
    @ajlmedia5741 5 років тому +54

    Don’t know how you didn’t immediately realise that Hereford is the home of strongbow dark fruit tbh

    • @bigdonac2666
      @bigdonac2666 5 років тому +1

      The real best Celeb of Hereford

    • @ajlmedia5741
      @ajlmedia5741 5 років тому

      BigDonAC amen to that

    • @t.6071
      @t.6071 5 років тому

      Lol who knows that? 😆

  • @MrLogik10
    @MrLogik10 4 роки тому +34

    Who’s here from Locked in?

  • @hh-ul3kj
    @hh-ul3kj 5 років тому +13

    *when your from London and you have to deal with people like this every day of your life*

  • @sw9818
    @sw9818 5 років тому +196

    You've gotta do James Charles next episode 😂

    • @nanpike4551
      @nanpike4551 5 років тому +1

      poo
      poo
      poo

    • @taehajarvis8364
      @taehajarvis8364 5 років тому

      @@nanpike4551 ?

    • @NSRSkyline
      @NSRSkyline 5 років тому +4

      @@taehajarvis8364 he's showing the full vocabulary of the average James Charles fan

  • @bishopgains7863
    @bishopgains7863 5 років тому +20

    The jaundice joke isn't getting enough credit 😂

  • @almondbabie4957
    @almondbabie4957 4 роки тому +14

    If anyone’s wondering why Eloise wasn’t happy with Jack on locked in - there was another vid he did years ago after Jake cheated on Saffron Barker, their dad Rob got involved in it on Twitter and it was a low-key scandal as his whole family were defending him even though there was evidence

    • @missmorningst4r558
      @missmorningst4r558 4 роки тому +3

      Hey :) I'm trying to find it right now, does he still have the video up? All these people in the comments calling Eloise a liar based on this one video are so annoying.

    • @jujbujbjj2989
      @jujbujbjj2989 4 роки тому +10

      So Jake cheats on saffron,someone calls him out for it and they get painted to be the bad guy,laughable

    • @nicolewilliamss4685
      @nicolewilliamss4685 4 роки тому +1

      @@missmorningst4r558 exactly it’s so annoying! They don’t know anything ffs I commented my opinions on the comments here and got shamed for it pretty much 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @kjdrip2219
    @kjdrip2219 5 років тому +128

    If he’s a roadman who lives in the country side how’s he gonna go cunch if he’s already in cunch

    • @natsiel
      @natsiel 5 років тому

      KJDrip man goes to Colombia with a back pack comes back with 2 suitcases.

    • @ukbanterclips1465
      @ukbanterclips1465 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂cunch youts are cringe like you’re the nitties we move there for not the trappers

    • @uaintboutdatlife2473
      @uaintboutdatlife2473 5 років тому

      @@ukbanterclips1465 if u ain't from da pool Manny Brum or London Ur from cunch so 🤐

    • @ukbanterclips1465
      @ukbanterclips1465 5 років тому

      I'll back d 15 inch I ain't no verbalist 247 what the fuck is “da pool” lool up north is basically all cunch

    • @ukbanterclips1465
      @ukbanterclips1465 5 років тому

      I'll back d 15 inch I ain't no verbalist 247 white cities are cunch by default

  • @robertlawrence4918
    @robertlawrence4918 5 років тому +124

    Jake Mitchell was accused of cheating on Saffron Barker 😂

  • @callummoloney8649
    @callummoloney8649 5 років тому +22

    Finally someone taking the piss out of him 👌👏👏

  • @mikedrop4421
    @mikedrop4421 5 років тому +45

    I didn't want to give Jake the views so I'm leaving my list here.
    #1 Don't draw suns.
    #2 Always draw suns.
    #3 Don't draw sons.
    #4 Always draw sons.
    #5 Don't go to the cinema but I stuff my pockets full of tater tots before leaving the house every morning.
    #6 Also I never leave comments in list form on UA-cam videos.
    #7 I always speak in list form.
    #8 I'm allergic to lists of all forms
    #9 I enter classes only after giving the entire school a written warning.
    #10 All my lists have 10 items. Because it's the law and I'm a good person.

  • @louispedlar2485
    @louispedlar2485 5 років тому +45

    No one in Hereford likes Jake Mitchell anyway 😂😂 trust me

    • @garethgoode7900
      @garethgoode7900 5 років тому +7

      Wen ever I see him in town (hereford) he try’s to act so hard like plsss stop

    • @brendanfisher2528
      @brendanfisher2528 4 роки тому

      @@its666am not very hard to have ego bigger than his balls. he has a vagina!

  • @iStreaky
    @iStreaky 4 роки тому +30

    Who's here after Eloise's death stare on Locked In?

  • @tutin4090
    @tutin4090 4 місяці тому +1

    "things we all did" videos, rap song about teachers judging and overcoming them, the 2015 Dortmund player haircut, it's so blatant he was just basing himself entirely off Joe Weller. He even used the same whistling background music and the Stormzy instrumental.

  • @jadejenkins790
    @jadejenkins790 5 років тому +4

    I’m also from Hereford & the amount of people who treat him like royalty is unreal. There are women my age (23) who will wait outside the clubs because he’s in them.. pathetic he does my head in hahah!

  • @dixienormous13
    @dixienormous13 5 років тому +32

    I actually feel sick, if my son even attempted to be like that twat i would divorce him as a mother 🤣 great vid jack

    • @lucygomez6663
      @lucygomez6663 5 років тому

      😂😂

    • @yusein890
      @yusein890 5 років тому +1

      I’m confused

    • @nimorisigh
      @nimorisigh 5 років тому +4

      I think you meant to say "disown" ????

    • @dixienormous13
      @dixienormous13 5 років тому +1

      @@nimorisigh no if i was meant to say that i would have said it smart arse

    • @sophiaridgeon5688
      @sophiaridgeon5688 5 років тому

      @@nimorisigh *applaudable response*

  • @otnzx5otnzx583
    @otnzx5otnzx583 5 років тому +14

    The what we wanna song he is tryna be like joe weller, then copied Jake Paul and now thinks he’s a member of 67

  • @w7n424
    @w7n424 5 років тому +21

    Jake: I really wanna do music way more.
    Also Jake: “ takes down all song from UA-cam because of the hate”
    😂 lmao

  • @David-jt1be
    @David-jt1be 4 роки тому +35

    POV: u are here from footasylum 😃👍🏾

  • @mufc435
    @mufc435 5 років тому +27

    Elliot crawfords channel has gotta make it, those music videos of him trying to be drake are tremendous

  • @Jack-pe4we
    @Jack-pe4we 4 роки тому +30

    I can't tell the difference between his accent before and his accent after, because I'm a dirty American lol, but I'm assuming it's like a northern American going down south and putting on a yeehaw accent.

    • @WaterMeetsLava
      @WaterMeetsLava 4 роки тому +1

      Spot on! 😂

    • @lizardpoo8524
      @lizardpoo8524 4 роки тому +1

      Lol not really.

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 роки тому +18

      nah it's more like a rich white kid from the suburbs of ohio going up to detroit and putting on baggy clothes n shit and attempting to put on their accents and use their slang

    • @Jack-pe4we
      @Jack-pe4we 4 роки тому +2

      @@shadybeashooketh1911 Oh jesus that's so much worse

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 роки тому

      @@Jack-pe4we feel my pain🥴

  • @claradxnt
    @claradxnt 5 років тому +18

    Right so idk if he still posts shite content and thinks he’s a rapper for some reason, but Jordan Houston is genuinely rank. He definitely deserves to feature on Rank Bank :)

  • @Hawktuah2000
    @Hawktuah2000 5 років тому +18

    He still doesn’t sound like a Londoner, even if he is trying

  • @katy_d2168
    @katy_d2168 5 років тому +13

    “I’m gonna cover it up with concealer” ** holds up foundation**

  • @UGeurope
    @UGeurope 5 років тому +82

    Nobody:
    Jackmate: SWEGWAY

  • @esatgunaydin718
    @esatgunaydin718 4 роки тому +69

    Still don’t understand why eloise is that mad is a pretty good vid, he’s just takin the piss

    • @prathvk6266
      @prathvk6266 4 роки тому +5

      @@giftokeze4926 ye but have you seen the vid from four years ago. Jack is actually spitting pure fax. Jake was acting like the most toxic person ever

    • @giftokeze4926
      @giftokeze4926 4 роки тому

      @@prathvk6266 alright then

    • @KerouacsAccomplice
      @KerouacsAccomplice 4 роки тому

      Hateful content for people full of hate

  • @rubymoss8312
    @rubymoss8312 4 роки тому +4

    I’m coming back to this monthly I swear😂

  • @kryptoknight6043
    @kryptoknight6043 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the making of this video .. long live the Rank Bank #rankbank

  • @coreydeclan9831
    @coreydeclan9831 4 роки тому +8

    This dude would be such a sound teacher he’d be the one everyone thought was a lad cus he’s so jks

  • @norasaleh6072
    @norasaleh6072 5 років тому +53

    Can u PLEASE see how cringey SAFRON BARKER is

  • @GabrielTobing
    @GabrielTobing 5 років тому +16

    The World's Best Critique for UA-cam.
    It's not you Jack.
    It's JaackMaate!!!

  • @amanjatt799
    @amanjatt799 4 роки тому +20

    Who's here after Locked In?

  • @charliemaynard6375
    @charliemaynard6375 4 роки тому +21

    Anyone here from Locked In

  • @Olivia-ht7we
    @Olivia-ht7we 5 років тому +84

    Jack: NEW SERIES!
    *3 weeks later*
    Jack: NEW SERIES!
    *3 months of silence*
    Jack: I’M BACK! NEW SERIES!
    *crickets*
    Jack: *I’M BACK*

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 років тому +2

      At least he's consistent.