JEREMY LYNCH: The Internet's Biggest Manchild!

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  • @cathy2418
    @cathy2418 4 роки тому +1654

    *Mum comes in while i'm listening to the song*
    mum : tf u listenin to
    me: ART MUM, ART

    • @cholakuany9184
      @cholakuany9184 4 роки тому +3

      Didn’t ask

    • @keirawlsn_8003
      @keirawlsn_8003 4 роки тому +18

      Chol Akuany mate i can just tell how fkn annoying you are from this comment, who tf asked for you to comment

    • @cholakuany9184
      @cholakuany9184 4 роки тому +3

      Keirawlsn _ your dad ohh wait he left

    • @lucashutchings5926
      @lucashutchings5926 4 роки тому +9

      @@cholakuany9184 wow creative comment, that aren't funny good job, how'd you come up with that insult that everyone uses

    • @keirawlsn_8003
      @keirawlsn_8003 4 роки тому

      Chol Akuany nah I left him to be fair

  • @martins3114
    @martins3114 4 роки тому +432

    Even Simon Cowell said Jeremy was arrogant and cocky when he was on BGT. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @MattSammons111
      @MattSammons111 4 роки тому +38

      think you're forgetting about that time that guy turned into a pickle

    • @AJ-og4ru
      @AJ-og4ru 4 роки тому +1

      Matthew Sammons he turns himself into a pickle Morty 😂😂😂

    • @tirenioladimeji8011
      @tirenioladimeji8011 4 роки тому +1

      @@MattSammons111 and he built armor out of a dead rat yeahh

  • @Maya-hn1hh
    @Maya-hn1hh 4 роки тому +2190

    The disgust in Jack’s face watching the tiktoks is just perfect

  • @WeRiffHere
    @WeRiffHere 4 роки тому +1347

    “Swaz” just sounds like slang for taking a piss. “Be right back just going for a swaz”

    • @Linuuux
      @Linuuux 4 роки тому +23

      Pretty sure this is used as slang in some parts

    • @Breeze1
      @Breeze1 4 роки тому +39

      Yeah, wazz

    • @koolwhat
      @koolwhat 4 роки тому +19

      No way. You must be taking the swaz

    • @gords123official3
      @gords123official3 4 роки тому +8

      Don’t disrespect jezza like that. He might have made some mistakes but don’t give him shit. He has worked his ass off to be where he is today. I can’t believe 1 video changes ur perspective of him. Smh yall gonna call me a snowflake for this but I don’t care because I learned more than half my tek from him. I swear y’all just love digging up dirt to ruin someone success.

    • @Breeze1
      @Breeze1 4 роки тому +46

      @@gords123official3 bruh hes a terrible person but im not doubting his footballing ability. Like ik hes amazing at footie but thats not relevant to what we're talking about

  • @bradfromthewell
    @bradfromthewell 4 роки тому +1483

    Wasn't expecting that absolute BANGER at the end, was a borderline real song ffs 🤣

    • @laurenmiller3955
      @laurenmiller3955 4 роки тому +4

      Bradley Scott pls tell me what the song is from with the backing music hahaha it’s bugging me so much

    • @CooksonOnDrums
      @CooksonOnDrums 4 роки тому +1

      It’s coz Alfie Indra wrote it and sung it. Listen on spotify he’s class

    • @moltpong
      @moltpong 4 роки тому +7

      @@laurenmiller3955 Dont look back in anger RIP off, probs what your thinking of

    • @yolodude3133
      @yolodude3133 4 роки тому +1

      I also need to no what the original song is

    • @martinh1309
      @martinh1309 3 роки тому +1

      @@laurenmiller3955 thank god i found your comment, almost had an aneurism trying to figure it out

  • @justclairethings5175
    @justclairethings5175 4 роки тому +7332

    did he actually set up a full on Christmas tree for this

    • @elliotsharlott8201
      @elliotsharlott8201 4 роки тому +32

      Clearly not

    • @paddyc1358
      @paddyc1358 4 роки тому +27

      Elliot Sharlott 😂

    • @jaack
      @jaack  4 роки тому +2053

      Yep. I did. On the hottest day of the year...

    • @koreyeversfield2649
      @koreyeversfield2649 4 роки тому +54

      And a lynch gunners kit😂

    • @carter_how6811
      @carter_how6811 4 роки тому +96

      Surprised not to see the advent Callander sneak into the frame

  • @jagohurley9288
    @jagohurley9288 4 роки тому +1609

    The song is actually a bop tho

    • @laurenmiller3955
      @laurenmiller3955 4 роки тому +7

      Jago Hurley can you please tell me what song the backing music is from it’s bugging me so much hahaha

    • @itzMillsy
      @itzMillsy 4 роки тому +2

      @@laurenmiller3955 It's an original

    • @laurenmiller3955
      @laurenmiller3955 4 роки тому +6

      Millsygaming 1104 it sounds so familiar !!

    • @alicehenry5027
      @alicehenry5027 4 роки тому +4

      Lauren Miller I think it’s Wonderwall

    • @guessbitch2382
      @guessbitch2382 4 роки тому +3

      @@laurenmiller3955 it reminds me of Liam Gallaghers - Once

  • @JackMatt-le8ur
    @JackMatt-le8ur 4 роки тому +650

    When Jeremy says ‘you haven’t seen the WhatsApp group’ look at Billy’s face. He is sooooooooo embarrassed.

    • @rayking2311
      @rayking2311 4 роки тому +37

      Tbf billy looks embarrassed in a lot of videos with swazz

    • @jeremyswazlynch5795
      @jeremyswazlynch5795 4 роки тому +34

      He was jealous that I have won the bellend’dor

  • @amacg9209
    @amacg9209 4 роки тому +1901

    “He’s better on the ball than Thierry” 😂😂😂

    • @FleX_94
      @FleX_94 4 роки тому +46

      I more shocked at the fact he believes he was better on the ball than Bergkamp... I'm a Man Utd fan and still to this day Bergkamp remains in my eyes on of the best players to ever play in the Premier league and without a doubt the best player on the ball.

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 4 роки тому +1

      A MacG
      Wait til you realise he actually said that

    • @kanyinsoyannwo7779
      @kanyinsoyannwo7779 4 роки тому +1

      @@FleX_94 he was joking ffs

    • @kanyinsoyannwo7779
      @kanyinsoyannwo7779 4 роки тому +1

      seems you dont understand subtle jokes

    • @ybone8709
      @ybone8709 4 роки тому +2

      Bergkamp ain't got nothing on Swazz...

  • @cameronthorner4541
    @cameronthorner4541 4 роки тому +534

    “Trying to cover up the internal pain of a man who’s been blocked by Arsene Wenger on WhatsApp” 😭😂😂

    • @benjrokeefe
      @benjrokeefe 4 роки тому +8

      Arsene Wenger definitely has no clue who he is, but I'm sure swaz would say he shagged him

    • @cameronthorner4541
      @cameronthorner4541 4 роки тому

      Ben O'Keefe Of course 😂

    • @ybone8709
      @ybone8709 4 роки тому

      @@benjrokeefe What do you mean? a high profile youngsters like Swas has Henry in his pocket 😂😏

    • @TALK200MUCH
      @TALK200MUCH 4 роки тому

      Made me piss😂😂

  • @kevink7818
    @kevink7818 4 роки тому +1943

    The effort this guy puts on his vids. Sets up a Christmas tree and gets and Arsenal jersey with Lynch on the back just to film a video about bloody Swaz
    Respect

    • @behindyou6146
      @behindyou6146 4 роки тому

      KevinK78 1 how does this have 1.3k likes and no replies?

    • @jgif.i5975
      @jgif.i5975 4 роки тому +1

      I woulden't put up the Christmas tree for a Million 😂

    • @jeremyswazlynch5795
      @jeremyswazlynch5795 4 роки тому +1

      My mates funnier than him

    • @jgif.i5975
      @jgif.i5975 4 роки тому +1

      @@jeremyswazlynch5795 Ok Boomer!

  • @adamlewis9597
    @adamlewis9597 4 роки тому +1016

    Did Jezz not see the irony of what he was saying...they were telling him hes the 'best on the ball at the club' as they were releasing him...

    • @jeremyswazlynch5795
      @jeremyswazlynch5795 4 роки тому +230

      Mate they released me so that Henry could have the chance to shine and not get replaced by me in the first team

    • @DBuckyBoy
      @DBuckyBoy 4 роки тому +32

      I think he heard "Ball" instead of "Dole"

    • @jeremyswazlynch5795
      @jeremyswazlynch5795 4 роки тому +3

      NICK_DA _WASTED_PUG also that aswell

    • @wicketw.1457
      @wicketw.1457 4 роки тому +1

      Of course not, he's delusional

    • @fozzy365
      @fozzy365 4 роки тому +3

      How do you muppets not get he was possibly joking ??

  • @EmmyEmmyEmmyEmmy
    @EmmyEmmyEmmyEmmy 4 роки тому +305

    Genuinely never heard of this Jezza before and still got a good laugh out of it.

    • @boibentley23
      @boibentley23 4 роки тому

      enigmaticstatic 7 ooo big man

    • @EmmyEmmyEmmyEmmy
      @EmmyEmmyEmmyEmmy 4 роки тому

      @enigmaticstatic 7 Bit weird, coming to someone's video to tell them you don't give a shite like.

  • @harrybryan-dooher4861
    @harrybryan-dooher4861 4 роки тому +4910

    I feel bad for billy, he doesn’t seem that bad a lad

    • @ABCBilalHD
      @ABCBilalHD 4 роки тому +177

      FTW Bruh yea he’s decent gezza

    • @The.zigsta
      @The.zigsta 4 роки тому +430

      When I met them Billy was the nicest guy signing stuff and jez wouldnt take a photo with anyone

    • @ashtonmabe8900
      @ashtonmabe8900 4 роки тому +350

      Brighton Fan#1 it’s because billy doesn’t have an big ass ego that thinks he was better than arsenal on 06

    • @ioiioooio193
      @ioiioooio193 4 роки тому +29

      @@ashtonmabe8900 Mate this dude is replyin to shit he said years ago, I don't get the point of this video.

    • @mc3210
      @mc3210 4 роки тому +57

      Met billy he is a really good guy

  • @jonathandeboer9025
    @jonathandeboer9025 4 роки тому +377

    "Kinda looks like Drake if Drake lost all his money". He likes hitting his bars too, good old swazzy swastika.

  • @Rosie-cy4fo
    @Rosie-cy4fo 4 роки тому +296

    Spent my life thinking rascal was the mens range in primark

  • @appleraple8937
    @appleraple8937 4 роки тому +3033

    So you out a christmas tree up, wrapped presents and bought his merch for it all to have a small part of the video. Wow.
    You're too good for us jack🥺

    • @jaack
      @jaack  4 роки тому +432

      Glad you appreciate, but it was all Fiona!

    • @BROKENLIZARD983
      @BROKENLIZARD983 4 роки тому +16

      AppleRaple that’s clearly not his leech he drew that on😂🤣

    • @MS-do8ht
      @MS-do8ht 4 роки тому +4

      oath

    • @dontknowwhattocallthis3316
      @dontknowwhattocallthis3316 4 роки тому +5

      Think it was just a white t-shirt that rascal was drawn onto 👌

    • @Sims3Loverx
      @Sims3Loverx 4 роки тому +7

      Goawayusoggycarrot not much difference tbh

  • @davidgagea2264
    @davidgagea2264 4 роки тому +120

    ‘About to offer you a great deal on a semi-detached’😂😂😂 this guy is a savage

  • @AmyAstridBeauty
    @AmyAstridBeauty 4 роки тому +373

    "HE LOOKS LIKE AN ESTATE AGENT"

    • @1ChuaIan
      @1ChuaIan 4 роки тому

      will probably get on Season 3 of Selling Sunset

  • @L0ucur0
    @L0ucur0 4 роки тому +133

    When he was 15 years old, Jeremy Lynch gave the Arsenal invincibles their only loss by himself...

  • @lucatammaro3013
    @lucatammaro3013 4 роки тому +3545

    The fact jack doesn’t have more than 3 mil at least is a crime

    • @paddyc1358
      @paddyc1358 4 роки тому +214

      3? Should be 20 million

    • @jaack
      @jaack  4 роки тому +1198

      Oeks Lohk your name is worth loads in scrabble

    • @gurwinderkalkat4467
      @gurwinderkalkat4467 4 роки тому +10

      JaackMaate can you reply to this

    • @bengal4468
      @bengal4468 4 роки тому +108

      @Oeks Lohk Yeah, if you had a point to begin with. You got mugged off!

    • @jaclynjax8308
      @jaclynjax8308 4 роки тому +37

      @Oeks Lohk OUCH! You got him! What a genius comeback! 😐

  • @thomasgodfrey2998
    @thomasgodfrey2998 4 роки тому +1888

    The thing with Jaack is he mixes comedy with serious points. Easy watching - but yet you take away some serious ideas and context. He is UA-cam’s Charlie Brooker.

    • @payetsquaddd164
      @payetsquaddd164 4 роки тому +19

      He's the youtube version of Russell Howard

    • @thomasgodfrey2998
      @thomasgodfrey2998 4 роки тому +3

      Payet Squaddd thinking more UA-cam Charlie Brooker

    • @anticlimacticstegosaurus2647
      @anticlimacticstegosaurus2647 4 роки тому +1

      How is black mirror easy to watch lol?

    • @jaclynjax8308
      @jaclynjax8308 4 роки тому

      Very well said Thomas! I completely agree. 🥰

    • @thomasgodfrey2998
      @thomasgodfrey2998 4 роки тому +1

      Anticlimactic Stegosaurus less the black mirror stuff more his Wipe series on the BBC - very funny and sarcastic and Jaack reminds me of his style a lot.

  • @syan4719
    @syan4719 4 роки тому +165

    he gives me Jay from the inbetweener vibes, "I was the best on the team, and I was only fifteen" is a prime example

    • @rory9373
      @rory9373 4 роки тому +1

      Syan Fardyga he was being sarcastic

    • @homersimpson6585
      @homersimpson6585 4 роки тому

      Bagpuss 2.0 didn’t seem sarcasm to me

    • @beetouut466
      @beetouut466 4 роки тому

      @@rory9373 you're brain dead if you think he was being sarcastic.

  • @ashblitz6595
    @ashblitz6595 4 роки тому +295

    This one hurts. Like many others, the F2 were a huge part of my childhood. I remember watching their crazy skills videos and the collabs they did with football’s biggest stars. I genuinely looked up to them. Bill AND Jeremy.

    • @TrollCannon
      @TrollCannon 2 роки тому +1

      trust

    • @nicobair8405
      @nicobair8405 2 роки тому +15

      Idk why he’s hating so much his content is for kids of course he’s gonna be like that I don’t agree with the stuff he does or his tik tok but if you were 9 you would fs

    • @mr.pay2win176
      @mr.pay2win176 2 роки тому +1

      @@nicobair8405 But bro if he’s making content for kids he should realise those kids look up to him like a role model.

    • @Cold_Stride1987
      @Cold_Stride1987 2 роки тому

      @@mr.pay2win176 ok, what's your point?

    • @RadicalizedRadical
      @RadicalizedRadical 2 роки тому

      Separate the art from the artist it’s insane to me how people can’t understand this

  • @alisha1341
    @alisha1341 4 роки тому +85

    It honestly feels like we’ve fallen through into an alternate universe seeing Jack this often ahahaha

  • @alyattia6752
    @alyattia6752 4 роки тому +208

    Shoutouts to the ultimate quarantine entertainer 😂❤️

  • @evancasey7048
    @evancasey7048 4 роки тому +401

    Jack really put up Christmas Decorations, including a big tree, bought an Arsenal T-shirt with Lynch on the back, made a whole song and video and bought Rascal Merch just for this video
    Mad respect

    • @jamiecross1677
      @jamiecross1677 4 роки тому +8

      lol he drew on a white shirt for the rascal

    • @rhihughes9204
      @rhihughes9204 4 роки тому +4

      @@jamiecross1677 could of fooled me.

    • @acrazer9041
      @acrazer9041 4 роки тому +3

      @@rhihughes9204 same, the merch must actually be that awful

  • @kilo7248
    @kilo7248 4 роки тому +869

    Bfor i watched this, i actually liked jezza now i just realised how cringey he is😂😂😭😭

    • @Rahul-uk4su
      @Rahul-uk4su 4 роки тому +23

      You will literally find others on tik tok 100 times worse than him

    • @liamlegend9367
      @liamlegend9367 4 роки тому +2

      leonardo di caprio wtf are u doing on this Video Leo ?

    • @silloweet
      @silloweet 4 роки тому

      Lewandowski

    • @SandeepSingh-dg6qz
      @SandeepSingh-dg6qz 4 роки тому +1

      That’s true and it just really sad to see

    • @chet810
      @chet810 4 роки тому

      So true ahahah

  • @dyerdude8490
    @dyerdude8490 4 роки тому +297

    For a dude that’s “better” then the unbeatable Arsenal team, Robert Pires did more in the Wembley cup age 40+ then 31 year old (prime) Lynch and he played in double the games Pires has in the Wembley cup...

    • @yodudeHQ
      @yodudeHQ 4 роки тому +13

      The word ‘than’ exists mate

    • @Josh7204
      @Josh7204 4 роки тому +1

      Cant even argue with that

    • @MrYinkster
      @MrYinkster 4 роки тому +1

      @@yodudeHQ so does supercalifragalisticc

    • @jjw7401
      @jjw7401 4 роки тому +1

      wasn’t as good on the ball though 🤣🤣

    • @mattashman1436
      @mattashman1436 4 роки тому +1

      Why does everyone hate him? I really like Jeremy and this idiot just makes fun of him for no reason. Jeremy hasn’t done anything to this idiot

  • @w123f9
    @w123f9 4 роки тому +106

    “You don’t need a mask when you’re with me” - slightly ironic in our current situation Mr Swaz

    • @GH29111
      @GH29111 4 роки тому +2

      hhahaha i get it lol because of coronavirus loolll hahahah totally got it loooool

  • @lucydownes3621
    @lucydownes3621 4 роки тому +216

    Has he ever held a pound like it’s a slab of wet salmon, just like “Alfie Dayes” tho?🤔

    • @tobyhowe6259
      @tobyhowe6259 4 роки тому +5

      He wipes his arse with 50 pound notes

    • @olivermoore542
      @olivermoore542 4 роки тому +2

      No one can stop Jeremy lynch in his la Lamborghini

  • @manlikefatz
    @manlikefatz 4 роки тому +188

    My little brother burnt his rascal tracksuit after watching this video 😂

  • @daniel_foakes
    @daniel_foakes 4 роки тому +233

    He doesn’t care about his past or his history

    • @louisbryant5781
      @louisbryant5781 4 роки тому +2

      You also don't need a mask when you're with him

    • @robbieomahony5741
      @robbieomahony5741 4 роки тому +1

      Genius lmao

    • @daniel_foakes
      @daniel_foakes 4 роки тому +1

      Miner A6 nah man he’s the best player on the arsenal squad and best rapper

    • @daniel_foakes
      @daniel_foakes 4 роки тому

      Louis Bryant What a tune

  • @_newmantube_
    @_newmantube_ 4 роки тому +208

    Legend has it Thierry Henry learned all his skills and technique from a 15 year old Jeremy "Swazz" Lynch

  • @jaack
    @jaack  4 роки тому +118

    I'm giving away £100 to a random person who comments AND likes the video before 9:30pm... act fast!

    • @anashusein2930
      @anashusein2930 4 роки тому +2

      Yea fair enough

    • @sasha.n7908
      @sasha.n7908 4 роки тому +3

      Don’t think there is worse then TouchDaLight

    • @killerjixie2400
      @killerjixie2400 4 роки тому

      yep very true

    • @ellielamport
      @ellielamport 4 роки тому

      Some people are just a lot more rank than others... and then we have TouchDaLight.

    • @loz13
      @loz13 4 роки тому +1

      carmie made a tiktok about you and the whole comments section is defending you however i’m not sure that’s exactly what he wanted from the vid

  • @thesupremenoodle911
    @thesupremenoodle911 4 роки тому +901

    i feel so bad for Billy, my guy has to put up with a manchild

    • @silloweet
      @silloweet 4 роки тому +1

      Cry virgin

    • @samuelbiswas615
      @samuelbiswas615 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly I don’t really care if he’s is a murderer or rapist i still like f2 videos so much

    • @c.j.thomas6470
      @c.j.thomas6470 4 роки тому +42

      Jesse Lingard If you’d openly disregard the actions of a murderer or a rapist because they make some decent footy videos, you should evaluate your fucking mentality mate.

    • @PeteBaldwin
      @PeteBaldwin 4 роки тому +6

      I don't feel too bad for him... I'd happily swap places (and wages) if he's had enough!

    • @zman2205
      @zman2205 4 роки тому +6

      @@silloweet honestly if you’re still watching the F2 in 2020 then it’s clear who the actual virgin is

  • @joebellman7969
    @joebellman7969 4 роки тому +272

    Jack's humour is what being British is all about.
    Top lad

    • @ybone8709
      @ybone8709 4 роки тому +15

      Thank fk we ain't in the USA where nearly every form of banter is considered offensive.

    • @ultimatetrickzter505
      @ultimatetrickzter505 4 роки тому +2

      YB ONE I wouldn’t say they isn’t a few snowflakes in the uk tho

    • @masterwrong4933
      @masterwrong4933 4 роки тому

      @@ybone8709 We ain't in the UK where a joke can send you to jail

    • @lovaboy0076
      @lovaboy0076 4 роки тому

      @@ybone8709 well obviously not and not everyone likes dark humor as much as you brits

    • @retrospective77
      @retrospective77 4 роки тому

      You've not been to Scotland my man, this sorta humour ain't gonna cut it up here.

  • @MrCream-wl6qv
    @MrCream-wl6qv 4 роки тому +94

    Me: Jack would never make a song like Danny Gonzalez or James Marriott
    Jack:

  • @nickalexander1589
    @nickalexander1589 4 роки тому +288

    Didn’t think they could do it but that was even better than the Greg Paul song... truly a masterpiece 👏

  • @adam_9722
    @adam_9722 4 роки тому +47

    "You don't need a mask when you're with me"
    Well that aged well

  • @mclean9092
    @mclean9092 4 роки тому +874

    No one sums up why I dislike certain people quite like Jack

    • @dustysandwich6560
      @dustysandwich6560 4 роки тому +82

      Had to read it a few times to understand this lol

    • @devanshuaggarwal6147
      @devanshuaggarwal6147 4 роки тому +55

      @@dustysandwich6560 hahah i swear. at first i thought he meant he hated jack😂

    • @mclean9092
      @mclean9092 4 роки тому +1

      DustySandwich I still don’t understand it

    • @abdullahabdilaahi3872
      @abdullahabdilaahi3872 4 роки тому +1

      McLean90 Same with me lol

    • @pragyanpoudel4963
      @pragyanpoudel4963 4 роки тому +4

      McLean90 he’s saying that jack sums up why he doesn’t like certain ppl like mr jizza

  • @DG-tm2tn
    @DG-tm2tn 4 роки тому +128

    The worst part is I think even billy would laugh at that song 😂

    • @jaack
      @jaack  4 роки тому +53

      I agree. I well like Bill tbf!

    • @DG-tm2tn
      @DG-tm2tn 4 роки тому +6

      @@jaack hahah he definitely hates jizzer

    • @Irfan_1
      @Irfan_1 4 роки тому +1

      @@jaack HENRY LEART TEKJERZ FROM HIM

  • @callumray7760
    @callumray7760 9 місяців тому +5

    This is still one of my favourite videos on the internet 😂😂

  • @samgreen5517
    @samgreen5517 4 роки тому +67

    Jeremy Lynch: *being a manchild*
    Deji: He's copying me!!!!!!

  • @anajagarinec5437
    @anajagarinec5437 4 роки тому +23

    I can't get the "he's got SWAAAAAZ" out of my head

  • @adisem9546
    @adisem9546 4 роки тому +128

    No this was absolute quality that has died out on yt lately my man is killing it

  • @ReNewReViews1
    @ReNewReViews1 4 роки тому +44

    I did not expect the song I’m fully crying tears

    • @Tinydotonscreen
      @Tinydotonscreen 4 роки тому

      Isn’t that what you usually do when you cry

  • @martyred-4755
    @martyred-4755 4 роки тому +18

    Please. Do not stop With the Rank Banks, absolutely hilarious.

  • @marcomelucci6985
    @marcomelucci6985 4 роки тому +75

    Jeremy Lynchable is an absolutely outrageous joke, i completely took it out of context until you said lunchables

  • @jackgatens9177
    @jackgatens9177 4 роки тому +708

    I’m loving the mix of JaackMaate fans and angry 12 year olds in the comments

    • @TheRat1789
      @TheRat1789 4 роки тому

      Same mate

    • @taffyorogun8568
      @taffyorogun8568 4 роки тому +1

      He should not have taken the piss out of people trying to make dreams come true give them confidence instead

    • @peterrrrrrrrr
      @peterrrrrrrrr 4 роки тому +17

      @@taffyorogun8568 Welcome to the real world kid. If you dont got swaz you dont got nothen, and most of us dont have them swaz tekkers. Thats just the truth. #DreamsDontComeTrue #Swaz #JezIsMyDad

    • @wahabshaikh6654
      @wahabshaikh6654 4 роки тому

      He's got more money then you and has a life

    • @peterrrrrrrrr
      @peterrrrrrrrr 4 роки тому +3

      We got another f2 fan lads!

  • @SamC-bg6vn
    @SamC-bg6vn 4 роки тому +141

    Jeremy Lynchable is actually a madness

  • @thearuscoe4988
    @thearuscoe4988 4 роки тому +20

    What a class song, glad to see Alfie’s singing talent is being utilised to the best of his ability!

  • @jakeconlon877
    @jakeconlon877 4 роки тому +146

    That’s honestly one of the most depressing comedy songs I’ve ever heard

  • @TheJMHExperiance
    @TheJMHExperiance 4 роки тому +33

    “Look how fit my mum is” the Norwich is really coming out jack...

  • @cgrimmy7815
    @cgrimmy7815 3 роки тому +7

    He looks like an estate agent killed me 😂😂

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 4 роки тому +115

    5:37 Jesus so this is what football academy rejects do

  • @sarlou
    @sarlou 4 роки тому +56

    “You don’t need a mask when you’re with me” *coronavirus intensifies*

  • @NK-ib1iz
    @NK-ib1iz 4 роки тому +29

    Shouldn't of watched this straight before bed. Songs stuck in my head now.
    Awesome video Jack the effort you've all done here boi👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @cherryice4603
    @cherryice4603 4 роки тому +37

    I felt that when he said Thierry Henry, cos like, you can't get on that level.

    • @vangledosh
      @vangledosh 3 роки тому +2

      I actually still can’t believe swazz tekkers claimed that😂 we’re talking about the greatest prem player ever here

    • @Squirtle7
      @Squirtle7 3 роки тому

      @@vangledoshwoah there bud

  • @LilShway
    @LilShway 4 роки тому +75

    No one:
    Jack: *keeping us entertained during quarantine*
    (Thanks for motivating me to make content!)

  • @alvinanis3006
    @alvinanis3006 4 роки тому +123

    Jeremy is better than Thierry Henry everyone, I mean he said it himself...

    • @dagotowka9191
      @dagotowka9191 4 роки тому +1

      he meant the first team for his age group

    • @nikeeweston
      @nikeeweston 4 роки тому +1

      Bart Lyson27 AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAA no he didn’t

  • @tam496
    @tam496 4 роки тому +70

    I commented on Jeremy Lynch's recent Tik Tok asking whether he saw this and it got some likes and then taken down

  • @piercemctighe
    @piercemctighe 4 роки тому +11

    "he looks like hes about to offer you a great deal on a semi detached" the irony that Jeremy is the only semi detached thing in this video

  • @lordliam9840
    @lordliam9840 4 роки тому +92

    If this doesn’t feature the Noncey batman mask I’m gonna be very upset jack.

    • @Alex-ke5mv
      @Alex-ke5mv 4 роки тому +3

      He didn’t disappoint 😉

  • @wilfilom995
    @wilfilom995 4 роки тому +84

    This guy is a comedy genius , doesn’t care , funny and seems a class guy to have a laugh with !

    • @jacobward7361
      @jacobward7361 4 роки тому +1

      He doesn't care about his past or his history

    • @thatbot2666
      @thatbot2666 4 роки тому +1

      Yea in fairness to Jeremy he is a comedy genius alright

  • @joeharvey8402
    @joeharvey8402 4 роки тому +75

    Honestly this is quality. Can actually see the effort that’s gone into making this properly. Don’t see enough of that from UA-camrs

  • @XavvyMany
    @XavvyMany 4 роки тому +10

    The effort this guy puts on his vids. Sets up a Christmas tree and made a whole music video respect

  • @sofiamacsweeney5972
    @sofiamacsweeney5972 4 роки тому +209

    I’m not sure why but I feel like jack wasn’t actually singing there..

  • @dontknowdrew9027
    @dontknowdrew9027 4 роки тому +39

    Better watch out Jack, you're deffo getting two-footed at the next charity match.

  • @DBSmith-
    @DBSmith- 4 роки тому +26

    Calling Jeremy "Lynchable" could be easily misconstrued 😭😂

    • @sounddeej3157
      @sounddeej3157 4 роки тому +3

      Innit I thought it was a bit mad when he said that😂

  • @jacksonmiernicki9708
    @jacksonmiernicki9708 4 роки тому +107

    Don’t think Jack realized what he was saying when he said Lynchable 😂😬

    • @reecemason8314
      @reecemason8314 4 роки тому +5

      I know i was like 😳🤭

    • @bludangell
      @bludangell 4 роки тому +10

      Yeeeeah that was a bit cringe. Luckily he's not American or that could have come off waaaay worse lol.

    • @jamesduffy7549
      @jamesduffy7549 4 роки тому

      I mean what else could he have thought it meant

    • @kingofracism
      @kingofracism 3 роки тому

      @@bludangell exactly lol American blacks are super fragile

  • @FBI-wc9ok
    @FBI-wc9ok 4 роки тому +13

    YoU hAvEn''T sEeN tHe WhAtSaPp GrOuP whahahahhahwhhahahahaheeee

  • @HannahS-hh1vp
    @HannahS-hh1vp 4 роки тому +46

    I walked past you in sloughbottom park while you were doing the song lol

  • @JayTtv
    @JayTtv 4 роки тому +32

    Imagine the face of your accountant when you give him a receipt for an arsenal shirt with “lynch 31” on the back 😂

  • @texz1237
    @texz1237 4 роки тому +185

    Me:Jeremy is a loser
    12 years old rabona lovers: You don't know what Jeremy means to me

    • @TekkzFooty10
      @TekkzFooty10 3 роки тому +1

      he isnt a loser tbf

    • @JD-ky9ys
      @JD-ky9ys 3 роки тому +4

      @@TekkzFooty10 did u watch the video

    • @Mark-mh3fc
      @Mark-mh3fc 2 роки тому +1

      @@JD-ky9ys this video just pointed out his embarrising side, and I could quite lietrally make another 20 min video about his entertaining and inspiring side, so yeah this video isnt enough to call him a loser

    • @perfectlemming8394
      @perfectlemming8394 Рік тому

      @@Mark-mh3fc go on then

  • @Andy1
    @Andy1 4 роки тому +43

    Jeremy Lynch scored a goal past me and I feel ashamed.

  • @stanleyselden2935
    @stanleyselden2935 4 роки тому +43

    Rather nauseating how the TikTok generation have allowed Jeremy Lynch and the smug brigade to thrive. Major pollution.

  • @tahliagreen2595
    @tahliagreen2595 4 роки тому +40

    Thing is half the tiktoks are kind of normal when you've been on there so long😂😂

    • @ybone8709
      @ybone8709 4 роки тому +2

      Tiktok is ruled by Indian folks, they make the best ones and are fricken hilarious. Everyone else is just doing the same things they did on vine a few years back.

    • @avvaruby9355
      @avvaruby9355 4 роки тому +2

      doesn't make it acceptable to be posting that sort of content... honestly everyone should just leave tiktok to the people who can actually dance. I hate seeing celebs ruin their whole careers by making a fool out of themselves on tiktok😂

  • @hugoenzo2444
    @hugoenzo2444 3 роки тому +14

    Drake: God's plan
    Swaz: God's backup plan

  • @_sadgirl_8730
    @_sadgirl_8730 4 роки тому +60

    I can't be the only one who never knew he existed

  • @luch7417
    @luch7417 4 роки тому +188

    This is the best video i have found on youtube... i was in absolute stitches... then you starting singing and i just lost my mind, gained a sub bro your content is an absolute delight :)

    • @ubaydhussain2966
      @ubaydhussain2966 4 роки тому +5

      great right! Alfie is a good singer.

    • @Killerz_Z406
      @Killerz_Z406 4 роки тому +3

      I don't like jeremy lynch, I remember one time I went to one of his festival I asked him for a picture after I said that he looked at me and shouted no 😂😂😂. I like billy more as a youtuber the most humble and kind person I've ever met

    • @Onbd6465
      @Onbd6465 2 роки тому

      definitely cap

  • @DylanJames_yt
    @DylanJames_yt 4 роки тому +12

    Hey jack love the videos, hope you and fiona are all good in these crazy times

  • @Ottocide
    @Ottocide 4 роки тому +7

    There was actually alot of effort put into this video. I'm impressed

  • @eoinnisharrig9304
    @eoinnisharrig9304 4 роки тому +58

    "Men" over 18 years of age on tic tok are cringy AF

  • @ryantobin2158
    @ryantobin2158 4 роки тому +18

    Think we can all confidently say that Thierry Henry and Robert Pires were just slightly better on the ball than 'Swaz' 😂😂

  • @tg689
    @tg689 4 роки тому +21

    A manchild?! Hide him from Chris Ingham!

  • @cinderfolf3381
    @cinderfolf3381 4 роки тому +3

    Jeremy’s Batman rap makes Travis Scott’s Halloween costume look good

  • @anthony5664
    @anthony5664 4 роки тому +28

    YOU AINT SEEN THE WHATSAPP GROUP AHHHHHH

  • @KanoaTVOfficial
    @KanoaTVOfficial 4 роки тому +12

    Damn the effort that went into this tho

  • @ayhamshaheed7740
    @ayhamshaheed7740 4 роки тому +71

    Idk if it's just to my ears, but Alfie's singing voice sounds a lot like Ed Sheeran

  • @vinkopuncikar2465
    @vinkopuncikar2465 4 роки тому +16

    Jeremy looks like he already used the baby filter when he was born and he never switched it off

  • @bi_cycle
    @bi_cycle 4 роки тому +19

    No idea who he was until you mentioned, then it was like "oh HIM"

  • @matthewsykes7758
    @matthewsykes7758 4 роки тому +19

    “He’s better on the ball than Thierry” is the best line in the entire song. Lyrical genius

  • @brandweermanvoorhoofd6467
    @brandweermanvoorhoofd6467 4 роки тому +48

    If Jack rapped his jokes he'd be a lyrical genius

  • @benaatkins6295
    @benaatkins6295 2 роки тому +1

    I needed to see that thank you 😂 your so talented !!! Subscribed!!

  • @edwardjackson1220
    @edwardjackson1220 4 роки тому +37

    “You don’t need a mask when you’re with me” - As Jez breaks lockdown rules for the 5th time this week

  • @FreakyDragonX
    @FreakyDragonX 4 роки тому +20

    As a very esteemed music critic, I can affirmly say that the song rocked

  • @luxy2772
    @luxy2772 4 роки тому +6

    Jesuss what a bop! What a genuine maximum effort video. The song at the end was legitimately good, and the effort put in to all the gags was impressive. This is top quality UA-cam content. I hope you're proud of this one Jack!!

  • @KEVENXR
    @KEVENXR 4 роки тому +3

    This is literally comedy Gold when jack start the song 😹😹had me dying

  • @henrywilks8291
    @henrywilks8291 4 роки тому +32

    The impression of Jeremy on the what’s app thing is way too funny