"3 words to describe me in the bedroom" 1. I'm 2. a 3. bit 4. hit 5. and 6. miss 7. to 8. be 9. fair 10. depends 11. when 12. you 13. get 14. me 15. like 16. some 17. days 18. I'm 19. like 20. well 21. up 22. for 23. it 24. and 25. then 26. some 27. days 28. I'll 29. be 30. honest 31. I 32. put 33. in 34. some 35. really 36. bad 37. shit
Hello I Just uploaded a New Love Island Video . It would be nice if u guys gave me some support by liking and subscribing or disliking if u don’t like it . I’m A Small UA-camr whos tryna get subs and views so if u guys would give a chance then it would be nice and helpful and would upload a video of your choice . Please do give me a chance :)
"It’s not the sex that puts me off so much as the moronic dialogue, as if centuries of literature, poetry and culture had never happened, and in the richest society in history, we are forgetting how to speak." - Peter Hitchens.
Matt S ""The inability of the human mind to see what is directly in front of it because it wants to see something else is one of the most powerful forces in the history of civilisation." - P. H. Like you not wanting to see Peter is just as cool and quotable as Chris ever was.
My brother just turned 18 the other day. The first thing he said to me on his birthday was 'now I can apply for Love Island' in a serious tone. I no longer have a brother.
Not going to lie. When I was watching the introduction love island video all I could think about was if you would make a vid about it. And you did. YAAAAAAS
Why is onision on love island? He's not looking too bad in your thumbnail there though tbh. So he's moved up from youtube to reality TV now. Interesting
I have just recently started watching your videos, most of your rants, I don't think I could have put it better myself, made me laugh a lot in the past few weeks.
Why is that depressing? Oxbridge entry requirements are ridiculously high not to mention the fact that not everyone can afford tuition fees and the reports of the workload and pressure put on you by oxbridge turn many people off, far more people applied to uni in general than love island, Oxbridge is not the be all end all of further education and further education is not the be all end all of life. It’s not depressing, you’re just a snob.
Because this generation doesn't actually want a worthwhile career that satisfies you and serves society, because that would involve hard work. They want to sit on their ass and make money with sponsored Instagram posts and flex their financed Audi.
I fear you actually will be burning your eyeballs out by the end of the summer not to mention having numerous meltdowns if there are anymore three word challenges! This made me laugh dude, so I've subscribed! 😂
I mean... I probably should have cut the end scene out.
Such a funny video😂😂 your a class youtuber
😂😂💜💜💜💜
JaackMaate the lighting makes your eyebrows disappear 😆
Nah , it's perfect
Smashed it m8! Hilarious as always!
"Love Island is shit mate"
- Ghandi
2k2018
Gandhi*
*I sell pens for a living*
ellie can we get dat in ✏📝📝📝
Jack should definitely go on Love Island next year just to create drama 😂❤️
Love your videos charlie
OMG HEYYYY
Girl you should do a collab with Jack xoxoxo
I would love that! It should seriously happen
Jaackmaate for the win
I love how he kept calling Laura "Hayley" lool 😂
“Anyway, what are you saying, zane?”
Omg 😭😭😂
ZOELLA ADVENT CALENDAR HAUNTS ME EVERYNIGHT
Hahaha
That’s just old but ok..
no it's not it still hunts me
The Boring Lara haunts not hunts duh
Victoria E.L.W she put haunts
your videos on love island are probably the closest i'll ever get to watching it lmfao
This girl i know keeps trying to convince me it's worth the watch.. not a chance
wizardmongeau 🤣🤣 just what I was thinking....can’t believe my daughter watches that shit 🤷🏻♀️😫
If you're watching it for the cringe it's def worth it :D
Guys it's narrated by a comedian, it's great. XD
if you don’t watch it you’re a neek
Can we get merch that says
“You wet yoghurt”
Keira Murphy omg please
"3 words to describe me in the bedroom"
1. I'm
2. a
3. bit
4. hit
5. and
6. miss
7. to
8. be
9. fair
10. depends
11. when
12. you
13. get
14. me
15. like
16. some
17. days
18. I'm
19. like
20. well
21. up
22. for
23. it
24. and
25. then
26. some
27. days
28. I'll
29. be
30. honest
31. I
32. put
33. in
34. some
35. really
36. bad
37. shit
38. so
@@annaburrows7503 You guys can't count. He used 3 words. Go back to school.
“Shifts”, not shit
@@neiljohnston8497 are ya dumb...
neilj 345 might want to make it clearer you’re joking
"I've done one modelling shoot and now I elongate all my vOOOOOOOwels"
emrose 96 You dirty PERVert
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The one and only good thing about Love Island is that JaackMaate makes a piss take video about it.
Kamuro Tetsu Well...
1000th like
"Your not on your gap year now mika... you wet yoghurt"
HAHA!
Literally lost it at Mika hahahah
weT yoghurT
i dont get it :(
Jezii Google Mika
You're*
"He thinks we believe him?" "Anyway, what were you saying Zayne?"
I'm so weak
Funny thing is You got annoyed with Dani Dyer but she ended up being the most normal and down to earth person on the show
Her accent wasn’t tho looool
Hello I Just uploaded a New Love Island Video . It would be nice if u guys gave me some support by liking and subscribing or disliking if u don’t like it . I’m A Small UA-camr whos tryna get subs and views so if u guys would give a chance then it would be nice and helpful and would upload a video of your choice . Please do give me a chance :)
"It’s not the sex that puts me off so much as the moronic dialogue, as if centuries of literature, poetry and culture had never happened, and in the richest society in history, we are forgetting how to speak."
- Peter Hitchens.
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼appsolutly agree
eye coodnt agree with you mor
Ah yes
i just liked your comment because of your name
Matt S ""The inability of the human mind to see what is directly in front of it because it wants to see something else is one of the most powerful forces in the history of civilisation." - P. H.
Like you not wanting to see Peter is just as cool and quotable as Chris ever was.
"What was you saying Zane"
🤣🤣😂😂 I'm dead 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
I cried
*Zayn 😂
William Makoni I know, omg!!!!
Im crying 😂😂😂
William Makoni yh you mean Zayn
“Shakespearean almost” HAHAHA
S K that was a teaser for Hayley's future intellectual comments
“Can you count?”
“Three words to describe me in the bedroom” *holds up 2 fingers*
I accidentally got hooked on the show and I can’t look at Eyal and Jack right without thinking of “Bshhmoji.” Or “Mika.”
“I feel like Ian Beale, I’ve got nothing left”
Love the pfp💚💚
Harry is adorable❤
“Niall! He thinks we believe him” I actually choked with laughter omf jack
"No you're not mate, you shag pens" 😂😂
To be fair every woman I've met, including myself, just cannot resist a pen salesman
Whenever I see a pen salesman oh mate that’s my pants soaked
@@lulumce6281 not your panties, literally your entire pants. Impressive
Sara Grace pants are panties in the UK
Jack, this was hilarious - wish you were the one doing the voice over for the real thing I would die lol
“You shag pens” 😂😂😂
My brother just turned 18 the other day. The first thing he said to me on his birthday was 'now I can apply for Love Island' in a serious tone.
I no longer have a brother.
I hate love island, with a passion but if you were on the show, acting like that, I'd watch it in a heart beat! 😂😂😂
Sophie Rawsthorne I
big brother is debatably worse than Love Island
Sophie!!! 😱❤️
Loving the fact he’s calling Eyal, Mika 😂
You are the only person I've ever heard use "wet yogurt" as an insult. It's amazing.
Too be fair that advent calendar was well over-priced.
proper milking the zoella advent calendar with the scene at the end but i still cackled so
That's the joke. x
sleepiegguk hi
Self awareness is one of his few qualities
That's the joke babes
just no need to repeat what jack said is there
“I can’t believe how much that Zoella advent calendar was, right?” 😂😂
“Mumble crust” “stamp crab”
I’m dead 😂
“Ya look a bit like a BTEC Kem” 😂😂
"I sell pens for a living" 😂😂😂😂
He Shags Pens For A Living.
Not going to lie. When I was watching the introduction love island video all I could think about was if you would make a vid about it. And you did. YAAAAAAS
this was hilarious, your videos get better each time hahaha
lauren X ocean l
lauren X ocean agree
I don’t think Alex was aware it was Love Island since he didn’t want a relationship 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lauren Beth 😂😂
"I'm dead behind the eyes." 💟💟💟
“what you saying zayn?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a job selling pens for a living
Emokid 2004 How did he afford those teeth from selling pens?
Sheenie Shaikh 😂😂😂
probably works in a stationary shop
There's no i in pens, but there is in penis.
Sparky Doodles you are probably right there, he's just too dumb to know what the word stationary is so he just says "I sell pens"😂😂😂😂
I now see why old people hate this generation.
Helen Rae I’m not part of the generation myself (in fact I’m the one after it) but I’d say they hate themselves equally as much
Bloo The Boss I think we all do after seeing this.
Bloo The Boss gen Z is far better than millennial. no doubt about it
Don’t jude a whole generation based on an 8 min video 😪
“No you’re not mate, you shag pens” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You shag pens,” 😂
Wesley has a really square head.
Captain Eggcellent WesNE
He is black willne
Hollyshit XD ahahahaha
Why is onision on love island? He's not looking too bad in your thumbnail there though tbh. So he's moved up from youtube to reality TV now. Interesting
Legendary Pusheen This needs WAY more likes! Now I can't unsee it.
hhhahhahahahaah
+From Under The Spork Tree thanks haha
Cat Croissant HOLY FUCKING SHIT
What’s with the Walker crisps in the back?
Pass me one...
TigerAnimations walkers sent him customised ones:)
I have just recently started watching your videos, most of your rants, I don't think I could have put it better myself, made me laugh a lot in the past few weeks.
Please do this for the 2019 cast it starts on the 3rd of June 😂
yess it’s a tradition now lol
the girl in the thumbnail looks like onision
HAHAHA I now cannot unsee this
thank you when i saw it i was like that face i know but forgot ab onision bc irrelevant
Holy fuck you're right...damn
Omg. She's like his twin. Both ugly as fuck too 😂
"You're not on your gap year now Mika"
Oh my god i died laughing at the "niall as if we believe him glad to see these 1D boys still have banter eyy, anyways what was you zayn?"😂😂😂😂
The fact that more people applied for Love Island than Oxbridge is depressing but at least it was easier for me to get in 😂
Wow if that's true then it is deeply depressing. This country is fked
But that’s just because there are actual standards you must meet to apply to Oxford.
Why is that depressing? Oxbridge entry requirements are ridiculously high not to mention the fact that not everyone can afford tuition fees and the reports of the workload and pressure put on you by oxbridge turn many people off, far more people applied to uni in general than love island, Oxbridge is not the be all end all of further education and further education is not the be all end all of life. It’s not depressing, you’re just a snob.
Because this generation doesn't actually want a worthwhile career that satisfies you and serves society, because that would involve hard work. They want to sit on their ass and make money with sponsored Instagram posts and flex their financed Audi.
Can’t wait for love island to start just for this years video from jack
"besmoji" hahahahaha
Brummie Joe I wana fk that blond bitch
I actually said bless you when you sneezed as if you would hear me smh
Really don't see the appeal in this show.
LETS SIGN JACK UP FOR LOVE ISLAND!!!! ❤️ 🌴
I love how he could but the wet I front of any word and it will make me laugh
-wet yoghurt
-wet flannel
-wet pancake
😂😂 dEaD
YESS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
As soon as I saw they released this I prayed you'd do this video. Jack this had me in stitches 😂😂
the weather is above 5°c
British people-*so it's summer here*
now im waiting for a new love island episode as the new lineup ha sheen released 😂
Who else wishes there was a love island every week just so Jack can make a video about it
It REALLY annoys me when no one says bless you after someone sneezes
So bless you
This video is the best 😂😂😂😂
I fear you actually will be burning your eyeballs out by the end of the summer not to mention having numerous meltdowns if there are anymore three word challenges! This made me laugh dude, so I've subscribed! 😂
this video had me screaming laughing!!! please do this for every season i’m begging 😭😭
Dani sounds like a dying cat.
Your videos are the best thing about love island
It's dani dyers daughter... Called Dani dyer 😂😂
'You wet yogurt'
BEST PHRASE OF 2018 😂😂😂😂
The end had me in tears. Class video Jack!
the three word counting thing you do is the ACTUAL BEST lmao
Nah this was your best vid in years. Crying
did anyone else notice he mistook laura for hayley xD
He did it on purpose you muppet 😏
'You're not on gap year now Mika' ahahahahahahah
That first dance Wes did was called the milly rock, Jack 😂
Jennifer Nwauju *wesley
Jack I’d thought I’d let you know... Love Island Australia has recently started. Please react to that👍
Niall looks more like a zayn 😂
im screaaaamingggg 'elongate all my vowles'''' i cant even type the whole sentenceedkfjesdfhvzd,fghklasdfj LMAOOOO
Mate, i’m so glad you’re there to remind me that i’m not the only one that’s completely disillusioned with shit like this.
I have a deep hatred for love island 😂
8:06 says 3 words and points 2 fingers 😂😂🤣
He points 3 fingers but looks like two (sorry to ruin the fun in it)
He did point 3 fingers though... :/
Except he points 3 fingers
I only liked this to get it to a multiple of 10.
William Jones me in a nutshell
“You’re not on your gap year now, Mika”
Looooool BTEC Kem, I'm finished
The 1D joke 😭😭😂😂😂
"I'm dead behind the eyes" Ahaha, thank you for your sacrifice for this quality content.
Best UA-camr! Genuinely the only one the can make me laugh 😂. Keep it up
Last year you released this on my BD... THANK YOU!
who's waiting for the new love island 2019 contestants
Fuckin no one
The 3 words to describe me are... (lists every word in the English dictionary). Yep, that's about it
Soph the minion hi bitch
Soph the minion Not the long or complicated words though.
You deserve the world I love you
Beth Green Only God does...
At least your recommended section isn’t being spammed by the Australian love island that’s already started like mine is!
“Well it can’t get any cringer then that can it” *Wes dances* “well I spoke too soon” “f*** me” 😂
u are the 1st UK person that I have ever seen, that actually understands comedy congratz! good job!
Love island scares me
the silent alien nice profile pic
Could you imagine if Jack is on love island next year 😂😂
He is so much like Greg Davies
“I’ve done one modelling shoot and now I elongate all my vowels” I can’t breathe omf
This is the best thing I've ever seen, was hoping you'd do another one!