God doesn't like you to be in a relationship with multiple different gods, while he is in a relationship with millions of other people. That's a pretty toxic personality trait.
Actually he's fine with you being in a relationship with multiple different gods, you just can't say any of them are your favourite other than him. At the time the ten commandments was written, Judaism in the early years was polytheistic and had a pantheon of "house gods". Yhwh starts as a volcano god, that's why he's stated to be a "pillar of cloud by day" and a "pillar of fire by night". It wasn't until the murder and genocide reached it's peak that Yhwh started to oust the pantheon.
God builds a whole globe of different peoples then concentrates on a pimple on the arse of the Egyptian empire to become a pimple on the arse of the Roman empire; ever wondered how powerful Yahweh is.
Unfortunately he is fully brainwashed and has swallowed the whole mess, hook, line, and sinker. They need it to be true so badly that they are totally blind to how absurd it is.
@@sociallyferal4237 As a weeb myself, I'm sorry to disappoint. There are a *lot* of weebs who try to force others to like their favorite character/waifu/et cetera. It makes me embarrassed to be a weeb, sometimes.
That was scary. He loses kids, prays to god, and they are found in 30 minutes? How many times has this happened? How can he not keep better track of his kids? Maybe pray less and watch your kids more.
What's even more horrifying is that he's doing the same thing to the mind of his five kids. I just hope they have the mental fortitude to shake off this disgusting religion before they spend their whole lives as miserable, brainwashed slaves.
thanks for thinking I'm young. I'm 42 with 5 children. I sought God alone by my self, fasting a day out of the week and praying for the truth for one month. Then God came to me as a person. I was a rocker but no longer interested in it. no longer cared for riches women and vanities. because I found the best. God is real man. I'm sorry that you guys never had that encounter. Study NDE (near death experience) they know what's after death. and it's not lie. I have friends who died and came back to life. They wouldn't lie to me for there's no point of sharing their shame. I know they told me the truth. Also I got to meet God and see heaven and hell myself. If you have any single bit of truth in you. do it for yourself. seek God and live.
@@ArmyofJesus So you had a psychotic break after decades of substance abuse. What a shock. So weird how Jesus only seems to appear to people who are mentally ill and/or emotionally unstable...
Prayer is synonymous with doing nothing. It's basically people praying, "God please send someone else to help, because I'm sure not going to!" And then walking away thinking, "Well, I did my part!" and feeling so good about themselves.
and the thing is, jesus tells his followers not to do this in the story of the good Samaritan. two people saw a man in need and prayed to God to help the man, and one person took the man, cleaned his wounds, paid for his care, and said that if the money wasnt enough, he would pay more when he came back.
@@ftt7429Apparently there have been studies that show prayer is indeed worse than nothing when it applies to patients seeking medical care. Essentially because the patients feel pressure to get better/heal when told someone is praying for them.
How to meet a god according to this guy: 1. Deny yourself everything that makes life worth living. 2. Keep talking to thin air like someone was there. 3. Slowly go crazy, you'll see the god when you're completely nuts.
OMG, he has kids?? No no he can't be allowed to be near kids. This guy makes everyone dumber. This guy is scary. He can't be allowed to have any influence on children.
How often does he lose his kids that he has a typical response to the situation? Buddy, every religious parent who can't find their kids prays for them to come back. Sometimes they don't. By his argument, every abducted child is proof that there is no God. Better that you spend that 30 minutes looking for them. Call on security, not Jesus.
Darwin's and Murphy's Laws should have had an impact by now. He's got to be exaggerating if a run away kid hasn't already been targeted for organ harvesting.
@@jasmijnariel Nonono, you're getting it all wrong - he'll *_warn_* them about hell! He'll put lots of time and effort into protecting them from that horrible fate... Too bad he won't put any effort whatsoever into figuring out whether there is any shred of truth behind it... People like this will absolutely claim to care about truth, but their actions shows that they actually don't. At all.
"You will believe in god when you starve yourself both from food and anything that could distract your brain from pumping out hallucinogens that make you think you have a 'spiritual experience'."
@@mr.perfectcell1887Ezekiel 23:20 New International Version 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose -emission was like that of horses-.
I think he pretty much believes every stray thought that manages to cross his mind. We also know that people with a delusional disorder tend to gravitate toward Christianity, and people brought up in Christianity tend to have delusional disorders... usually about how intelligent and humble they are.
Someone at work said, "The end is coming. The signs are all there." I should not have done it because when i said "you all have been saying that for 2,000 years," the kitchen went dead quiet
I once told an incessantly preachy coworker, "how many times do you guys have to make failed predictions about the Second Coming before you get the clue that the 'Son of God' never actually came the first time?" She reported me to Human Resources for religious harrasment and was indignant when she was repromanded for proselytizing in the workplace. Several weeks later - not ironic, but funny as hell - the church bus backed up into her and broke her leg. Being the synical sarcastic bastard I am when it come to the psychosis of religion, I feigned seriousness and concern and said, "Why would God let that happen... was he taking another one of his Sunday naps?" My boss called me into his office, but could barely contain his laughter when he said, "I guess I don't have to tell you how inappropriate that comment was, because I'm sure that's why you said it in the first place." She was universally despised, not only because of wearing her pretentious righteousness on her sleeve, but because nothing anyone asked her to do was ever her job, even when it was.
"Loses" his kids and doesn't worry about bad guys, trafficking, mder? The guy is a nutjob. I wish there was a god to keep watch over those kiddos. Daddy will just be there praying if anything happens to them.
There's no way that I would ever want to meet such an unpleasant entity who's narcissistic and apparently throws temper tantrums acting like an all-powerful 2-year-old.
and 90% of them are lying to seem more sympathetic to people who are dealing with addiction. Like hey I was an addict but jesus totally got rid of my addiction. What do you mean I've devoted my whole life, all my energy, my finances and all my time to something that doesn't exist and is more damaging than heroin?! The worst thing is, none of them can tell me what Jesus looks like but they are apparently in a relationship with him? Definitely the biggest catfishing scam in history.
I got over my drug addiction when I stopped waiting for some god to intervene and sort my life out and realized it was all down to me. Take that street preachers 🖕
I wish people would stop and think about why it is that so many of the most zealous Christian countries are those where the religion was introduced through violence and force.
I checked my biology texts ... couldn't find any valve, chamber, membrane, vein, artery, capillary, etc labeled as having to do with a god or gods in any of the diagrams. Am I using the wrong book?
Spend your entire life being unhappy in hopes that you will spend an eternity in a boring heaven worshiping the ultimate narcissist. I cannot think of a sadder existence.
Yup. If I had to choose a religion give me the Greek pantheon any day. Their gods only demanded to be worshipped as matter of respect and acknowledgement of their power more than anything else. They had a lot in common with us lesser beings and you could bargain with some of them to make your life in the here and now better. And if you led a virtuous life ie not being an arse to your fellow humans (no nonsense about refusal of enjoyment), you got to go to the Elysian fields which was like a perfect version of earth.
Sorry, no more make believe for me. Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice, shame on me. The world is real. I can see it, touch it, smell it and hear it. I'm going to spend the rest of my life trying to make the world a better place. 🌎
holy, yea his argument are terrible, everyone knows that but wtf is happening with his forehead? can somebody translate the morse code, he may be asking for help using his eyebrows
Only two sentences in, and already, I feel like this guy wants to sell me time shares. Can we please put this man into the cornfield with the rest of hustlers and con men?
His forehead was too distracting to listen to whatever message he was trying to give me. Anyone else celebrating Zombie Day tomorrow by watching the finale of TWD: The Ones Who Live?
I always wonder at these people where everything good that happens is god's doing, but the bad things are their fault. It really sounds like an abusive relationship.
@6:00 - Sounds like "can't serve god and mammon" (which he goes on to call "the spirit of money"). _Mammon - in the New Testament of the Bible is commonly thought to mean money, material wealth, or any entity that promises wealth, and is associated with the greedy pursuit of gain._
No wonder this dude's channel is small. If you're crazy, you'd better be charismatic. Crazy and boring is a really bad combination to create interest and pull a crowd.
And the book, given authority as divinely inspired, is not a man made, hand held representation of Bible god?…. Isn’t there a rule about that? No idols?
hearts are clearly divided into two parts, medically. no, not parts... i meant groups, yea that's it! two groups! dead, and not dead. how could ancient people have known this? must be a sign from jeeeesus
This Guy sounds a lot like someone who desperately needs some kind of therapy. If i had to guess i'd say he had a bad breakup, couldn't cope, and went off a mental cliff.
God brings your kids back to you? Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems like you're using your faith in god to be an irresponsible parent and then praised god when you got lucky your kids came back.
As an atheist jew who was raised jewish, I'm confused where Christians get all this nonsense. Jews had entertainment, it wasn't worshiping other gods. Also humans weren't created to worship God, just give thanks. It's like Christians didn't read the Bible. The old testament I mean.
Genesis 22:5. And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you. The real born again Christians do read the Bible. the whole thing. yes many who don't really love God don't. God's Word is true. if you put it into practice He will do what is written in it. Jeremiah 29:12. Then shall ye call upon me, and ye shall go and pray unto me, and I will hearken unto you. 13. And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart. why don't you try once in your life for God's sake?
@ArmyofJesus it's great how Christians are so dense that they think people didn't "seek God," I already told you that I was raised jewish. But I guess that doesn't mean anything to you. Since you basically reiterated that if I seek, I should have gotten an answer. But I didn't. And that's a problem. Your imaginary friend didn't answer me. Wait, sorry, not your imaginary friend, your imaginary friend's father. Strange how Christians claim to read the Bible but always forget the first 2 commandments. You really should get off your high horse and stop trying to preach to people without actually answering the questions posed.
I think this is a perfect example of why religion is a problem. "Lost your kid? Just pray, they'll come back. If they don't come back, it's your fault for not being close enough to god." Someone call CPS on this dude.
14:22 "You will really literally see god" Really? Doesn't the bible say no man may see god and live? I assume you speak from experience, so how are you still alive? Or are you ready to admit you hallucinated exactly what you wanted to see?
God doesn't like you to be in a relationship with multiple different gods, while he is in a relationship with millions of other people. That's a pretty toxic personality trait.
Actually he's fine with you being in a relationship with multiple different gods, you just can't say any of them are your favourite other than him. At the time the ten commandments was written, Judaism in the early years was polytheistic and had a pantheon of "house gods". Yhwh starts as a volcano god, that's why he's stated to be a "pillar of cloud by day" and a "pillar of fire by night". It wasn't until the murder and genocide reached it's peak that Yhwh started to oust the pantheon.
Only God gets to have a harem!
Billions of people, sounds kinda hypocritical imo
Sachin Tendulkar doesn't mind
God builds a whole globe of different peoples then concentrates on a pimple on the arse of the Egyptian empire to become a pimple on the arse of the Roman empire; ever wondered how powerful Yahweh is.
Every time his subconscious is aware of him lying, his eyebrows raise. 👍
Unfortunately he is fully brainwashed and has swallowed the whole mess, hook, line, and sinker. They need it to be true so badly that they are totally blind to how absurd it is.
And his ears move more than my dogs.
This guy is the reason why the muscles to move our ears haven't disappeared yet.
Damn, I'm hearing the vine boom sound every time he does that.
I can't hear him over his forehead tic 😆
I cannot imagine being this excited about a favorite character from a book.
Have you never been to an Anime convention.? 🤣 But i think even they don't try to force their character onto you.
@@sociallyferal4237
As a weeb myself, I'm sorry to disappoint. There are a *lot* of weebs who try to force others to like their favorite character/waifu/et cetera.
It makes me embarrassed to be a weeb, sometimes.
I categorically refuse to believe any person who promises that his God provides healing... while wearing glasses,
And has an eyebrows tic🙃
Do not judge others
@@ArmyofJesus its not judging... its calling out facts... if god created people after his image, that doesnt make god look good 😅
@@ArmyofJesussorry, that's your side that does that
@@ArmyofJesusThat’s a you thing. Not an atheist thing.
We can judge as much as we like.
"humble" while claiming to know a god, creator of the universe?
I've met Sachin Tendulkar.
I was the one who felt humble.
He's certainly humbled many bowlers.
@@huepix ??????
This guy keeps commenting on people's comments about his favourite cricketer as if anyone else gives a crap. Weird AF
@@FahadAyaz Thanks!
@@huepix
OK..
"God says".... and then he confirms that it's JUST: "A book says, that God says" by reading from it. How cute :D
It was nice finally seeing one of them admit that it's "just a book".
That was scary. He loses kids, prays to god, and they are found in 30 minutes? How many times has this happened? How can he not keep better track of his kids? Maybe pray less and watch your kids more.
I have five children and it's not possible to track all continuously. you talk as if you never had any children. Judge all you guys want.
"Five kids... it's all by the grace of God!" - this guy seems even more gullible than Joseph back then 🤔😂
christianity ~ one young woman's lie about premarital sex that got way out of hand.
It's pretty much by the grace of morning, um, cuddles... Maybe he should take a 5th grade intro to sêx ed class.
DID GOD DEMAND HE KILL HIS FIRSTBORN SON?
OLD TESTICLE DEMANDS THIS...
Having kids really shocked me - I had him pegged as a frustrated virgin 🙄
@@user-qy3xu9hg2j Pretty sure they are NOT his ! 🤣 He only thinks ! 😉 He is so gullible 😜
Whoever did this to this young man's mind should be in jail.
90%, his parents
What's even more horrifying is that he's doing the same thing to the mind of his five kids. I just hope they have the mental fortitude to shake off this disgusting religion before they spend their whole lives as miserable, brainwashed slaves.
thanks for thinking I'm young. I'm 42 with 5 children. I sought God alone by my self, fasting a day out of the week and praying for the truth for one month. Then God came to me as a person. I was a rocker but no longer interested in it. no longer cared for riches women and vanities. because I found the best. God is real man. I'm sorry that you guys never had that encounter. Study NDE (near death experience) they know what's after death. and it's not lie. I have friends who died and came back to life. They wouldn't lie to me for there's no point of sharing their shame. I know they told me the truth. Also I got to meet God and see heaven and hell myself. If you have any single bit of truth in you. do it for yourself. seek God and live.
@@ArmyofJesus haha you didnt understand his comment. Its about being brainwashed as a kid, like 99,9% of religious people
@@ArmyofJesus So you had a psychotic break after decades of substance abuse. What a shock. So weird how Jesus only seems to appear to people who are mentally ill and/or emotionally unstable...
Good grief, I can't even imagine having this level of a mind. It's unreal.
Prayer is synonymous with doing nothing. It's basically people praying, "God please send someone else to help, because I'm sure not going to!" And then walking away thinking, "Well, I did my part!" and feeling so good about themselves.
and the thing is, jesus tells his followers not to do this in the story of the good Samaritan. two people saw a man in need and prayed to God to help the man, and one person took the man, cleaned his wounds, paid for his care, and said that if the money wasnt enough, he would pay more when he came back.
And their workaround is, if they get the feeling to actually do something, they'll just claim god had something to do with that as well.
Praying is worse than doing nothing. At least when you do nothing, you can be honest with yourself.
@@ftt7429Apparently there have been studies that show prayer is indeed worse than nothing when it applies to patients seeking medical care. Essentially because the patients feel pressure to get better/heal when told someone is praying for them.
How to meet a god according to this guy:
1. Deny yourself everything that makes life worth living.
2. Keep talking to thin air like someone was there.
3. Slowly go crazy, you'll see the god when you're completely nuts.
Alternative way to achieve the same effect: drugs 🙄
You know, there might actually be something to this...
@@duncanbryson1167
Religion: the other addiction.
This is your brain on religion, kids.
95% of his argument can be answered with, "It's all in your head."
@@nmappraiser9926
Thoughts and feelings 🙄
OMG, he has kids?? No no he can't be allowed to be near kids. This guy makes everyone dumber. This guy is scary. He can't be allowed to have any influence on children.
He needs CPS, not a god.
5 children⁉️
Who needs entertainment when there's the Bible and makin' babies. 🤷♂️
@@AnnoyingNewsletters Poor kids. Their father should have had his vasectomy when he was only 12. To bad he missed his appointment.
How often does he lose his kids that he has a typical response to the situation? Buddy, every religious parent who can't find their kids prays for them to come back. Sometimes they don't. By his argument, every abducted child is proof that there is no God. Better that you spend that 30 minutes looking for them. Call on security, not Jesus.
Darwin's and Murphy's Laws should have had an impact by now. He's got to be exaggerating if a run away kid hasn't already been targeted for organ harvesting.
I believe in god as much as I believe this guy has experience with 'dating somebody'.
culty cultington says me never wrong.... ugh
How to meet a god:
Step 1. Be gullible
Step 2. Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Step 0.5 Be narcissistic af, believing the most important being in the universe will always take your calls..
No it doesn't! Oh wait a minute.
"On closer inspection, these are loafers."
Sachin Tendulkar will be around most home games for India.
Maybe ask for an autograph.
I hope his kids see through his insanity, and reject it completely
He probably threats with hell and pain and having a miserable life
@@jasmijnariel Nonono, you're getting it all wrong - he'll *_warn_* them about hell! He'll put lots of time and effort into protecting them from that horrible fate... Too bad he won't put any effort whatsoever into figuring out whether there is any shred of truth behind it...
People like this will absolutely claim to care about truth, but their actions shows that they actually don't. At all.
"You will believe in god when you starve yourself both from food and anything that could distract your brain from pumping out hallucinogens that make you think you have a 'spiritual experience'."
I love the fact that the bible never once mentions potatoes but hints strongly at bukkake.
Interesting maybe it's worth reading again after all
As a German, I am offended.
Taters are new world...
Oh my god, that's disgusting. Where?
@@mr.perfectcell1887Ezekiel 23:20
New International Version
20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose -emission was like that of horses-.
This guy really seems to believe the fairytales he's recanting.
Recounting.
Or decanting.
@@brucebaker810 Thank you!
I think he pretty much believes every stray thought that manages to cross his mind. We also know that people with a delusional disorder tend to gravitate toward Christianity, and people brought up in Christianity tend to have delusional disorders... usually about how intelligent and humble they are.
This poor guy is so indoctrinated into the fables that he can't see reality to save his life. And his metaphors are creepy AF.
Someone at work said, "The end is coming. The signs are all there." I should not have done it because when i said "you all have been saying that for 2,000 years," the kitchen went dead quiet
You aren't wrong though, that sounds like a problem for them to reconcile. Unfortunately they will probably start pestering you now
Perfect. Have one on me xd
I once told an incessantly preachy coworker, "how many times do you guys have to make failed predictions about the Second Coming before you get the clue that the 'Son of God' never actually came the first time?" She reported me to Human Resources for religious harrasment and was indignant when she was repromanded for proselytizing in the workplace. Several weeks later - not ironic, but funny as hell - the church bus backed up into her and broke her leg. Being the synical sarcastic bastard I am when it come to the psychosis of religion, I feigned seriousness and concern and said, "Why would God let that happen... was he taking another one of his Sunday naps?" My boss called me into his office, but could barely contain his laughter when he said, "I guess I don't have to tell you how inappropriate that comment was, because I'm sure that's why you said it in the first place." She was universally despised, not only because of wearing her pretentious righteousness on her sleeve, but because nothing anyone asked her to do was ever her job, even when it was.
Kind of sounds like he wants god to be his eternal leather daddy in the sky.
Religion 🤮
Also ☣
Dont forget 🙄, 🤪, 🤣, 😭, 😳, and the almighty 🤑! Sorry, I couldn't find an emoji of a priest and choir boy under the alter.
@@derreckwalls7508 Those XXX emoji are pretty hard to find...
I feel like the question, 'Excuse me sir, are you having some sort of stroke, or are you just an apologist?' comes up far more often than it should.
Now that's funny! 😄👍
"Loses" his kids and doesn't worry about bad guys, trafficking, mder? The guy is a nutjob. I wish there was a god to keep watch over those kiddos. Daddy will just be there praying if anything happens to them.
It sounds like a great way to lose his kids permanently. I almost choked when described that.
Tbf it's not as if his children are all that safe in his church.
@@snooganslestat2030 that's probably the most dangerous place he takes his kids.
Why does God seem to speak through the most mentally unstable?
Interesting correlation there.
They’re made in his image…..any question read the biography
They are easier to control.
I let my kids run off but they always come back... They always come back... Lmao
There's no way that I would ever want to meet such an unpleasant entity who's narcissistic and apparently throws temper tantrums acting like an all-powerful 2-year-old.
Sachin Tendulkar is one of the calmest nicest I've ever met.
Best god
@@huepixi like Hades. Only god in all Greek mythology to not be an entire douchnozzle.
@@huepix
Never heard of him
Sounds to me like god is a whiney little bitch. 🤷♂️
@@guytheincognito4186Indian cricket player I believe.
Umm... "Jesus take the wheel" isn't going to get someone out of a child endangerment charge...
Every street preacher ive ever come across said they found Jesus while they were addicted to drugs, alcohol etc. Soooo maybe 🤔
They exchanged one addiction for another.
Those are the best clients of the churches, free advertisers of the churches
and 90% of them are lying to seem more sympathetic to people who are dealing with addiction. Like hey I was an addict but jesus totally got rid of my addiction. What do you mean I've devoted my whole life, all my energy, my finances and all my time to something that doesn't exist and is more damaging than heroin?! The worst thing is, none of them can tell me what Jesus looks like but they are apparently in a relationship with him? Definitely the biggest catfishing scam in history.
I got over my drug addiction when I stopped waiting for some god to intervene and sort my life out and realized it was all down to me. Take that street preachers 🖕
Yes @@diarmuidkuhle8181
The so-called reality that guy believes in is just sad.
I wish people would stop and think about why it is that so many of the most zealous Christian countries are those where the religion was introduced through violence and force.
Oh, and is that a pond full of dead fish behind him?
I checked my biology texts ... couldn't find any valve, chamber, membrane, vein, artery, capillary, etc labeled as having to do with a god or gods in any of the diagrams. Am I using the wrong book?
His laziness to look at more houses = god. How can you argue with that amazing logic?
I know that god realy provided him a house he wants to stay in for his life.
This happened many times. God definitely showed him the right house the first time each time.
Maybe he shoulda prayed to get his first kid right, since apparently prayer is all it takes.
This theist has negative charisma.
"You can't do anything without God."
But also...
"If you truly humble yourself, you will do nothing but pray."
Kind getting mixed messages.
Damn his eyebrow tic was crazy to watch for 20min😂
I bet this guy is fun at parties, oh wait he's probably never been to one...
I still find it weird that so many people describe God as having a 100% toxic personality and still think that should be attractive to everyone.
Spend your entire life being unhappy in hopes that you will spend an eternity in a boring heaven worshiping the ultimate narcissist. I cannot think of a sadder existence.
Yup. If I had to choose a religion give me the Greek pantheon any day. Their gods only demanded to be worshipped as matter of respect and acknowledgement of their power more than anything else. They had a lot in common with us lesser beings and you could bargain with some of them to make your life in the here and now better. And if you led a virtuous life ie not being an arse to your fellow humans (no nonsense about refusal of enjoyment), you got to go to the Elysian fields which was like a perfect version of earth.
Sorry, no more make believe for me. Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice, shame on me. The world is real. I can see it, touch it, smell it and hear it. I'm going to spend the rest of my life trying to make the world a better place. 🌎
I think his eyebrows are trying desperately to escape his face 😅...
Did this guy hire god as a babysitter?
holy, yea his argument are terrible, everyone knows that
but wtf is happening with his forehead?
can somebody translate the morse code, he may be asking for help using his eyebrows
The line “they’ll be back in 30 minutes” really got me 😂😂
They're on their lunch break lol
I love turning the volume off with this nob, his hands movements are more interesting than his jesus speak.
Only two sentences in, and already, I feel like this guy wants to sell me time shares. Can we please put this man into the cornfield with the rest of hustlers and con men?
God made the world, but we must not love it?...If this bloke's girlfriend is dating other men, I'm on her side.
Not more than God. yes you are to enjoy and use it but you shouldn't idolize them and love it more than God.
Isn't this guy using an entertainment medium to tell people to cut out entertainment?
That only counts when the entertainment medium isn't one that they approve of.
He’s not entertaining so it doesn’t count.
@@mjjoe76 Note that I said he was using entertainment medium, not that he was entertaining.
Shh! Don't tell him! Besides, I think in his world, logic might be "sinful".
His forehead was too distracting to listen to whatever message he was trying to give me. Anyone else celebrating Zombie Day tomorrow by watching the finale of TWD: The Ones Who Live?
The real estate agent was good at their job; therefore god.
I honestly couldn’t focus on anything this guy was saying…I was to mesmerized by his eyebrows/forehead moving.
4:50 " _Evil cakes and buns_ " That does sound like paradise.
Lucy-fur?😋
=This is a sacrifice to Algorithmo, the great algorithm god=
Does he know his God came from a pantheon, and his god was the son of a higher God?
Probs not.
I should wonder if he can name the ten commandments, either set.
@@bladerunner3314
All 400+ commandments you mean.
@@tabularasa0606 Naw, I'm satisfied with the ten Moses supposedly smashed, or the other ten in the supposed special boi box.
This guy is successfully perfect at only one thing: fingerpointing whilst talking
What is up with this guy's eyebrows? Great job. You crack me u
What a sad, sad life this man has.
Yeah. I'm with the circle. I wasn't convinced.
Wow, over 3 million children die from hunger every year, but god helped this guy find a house! Well color me convinced!
He is asian, not black. There it is. Africans die, asians are 1/4 of ALL humans on earth😂
Looks like they arent that hungry
I always wonder at these people where everything good that happens is god's doing, but the bad things are their fault. It really sounds like an abusive relationship.
Religion: Just keep repeating it until you believe it.
Or: just pretend that you believe it, that's what 99.9% of "believers" do.
Because if you pretend hard enough, maybe your fellow congregants won't realize you have doubts.
As Aron Ra said, you must believe HARDER!
this is a seriously messed up individual
I only humble myself before Irish whiskey. After that, leave me alone.
If a man hides from his children like god hides from humans we’d call him an absentee father
Just trying to follow that rubbish is migraine inducing.
Your heart is for God and people until it's just for God.
As infallible as the bible.
but god is the one who loves everyone. so the one who sleeping around is your god
But, the most important thing you really need to understand, is, your God doesn't exist!! 😂
I've often wondered where these people get all this information, which is obviously hidden from me.
Five kids??? Has this guy heard of the overpopulation problem on this planet???
He probably thinks "God" will provide 🙄
IT’S A MIRACLE!! 😂
Five kids, and by the looks of things, all five were "miraculously conceived." 😂
look the world is right now on the decline with low birth rate. check the news. some countries might even have no citizens by certain years.
It didn't show the bit were the staff come to get him from the garden, to take him back to the Rubber room
This pour guy says, "Stop doing things because of god," and then says, "You can only do anything because of god." There is a contradiction.
If he’s moved many times, it sounds like he never found the perfect house.
This guy need a therapist? He seems very spazzy and bent out of shape, unable to focus, and incoherent.
@6:00 - Sounds like "can't serve god and mammon" (which he goes on to call "the spirit of money").
_Mammon - in the New Testament of the Bible is commonly thought to mean money, material wealth, or any entity that promises wealth, and is associated with the greedy pursuit of gain._
For a sign from god you need 6 planks and a stick in a crafting table.
6:00 no, he clearly said you can't serve God and mammon. He's quoting scripture. He didn't say that watching TV is serving a man.
Lol was he sending out " Help me " in Morris Code with his forehead? May Lisa the Rainbow Giraffe bestow Leaf upon him 🦒
It's called _"Morse"_ Code, not Morris Code.
Leaving a shriek of despair here. Around the 17 minute mark twice now with this guy, my brain packs up and leaves without asking
Really. After the shock of him saying he never loses his kids wears off, I can barely hang on to my sanity with the rest of his ranting
This guy, who appears to be in love with excitement , bores me to tears. No wonder Christianity is on the decline in the west.
No wonder this dude's channel is small. If you're crazy, you'd better be charismatic. Crazy and boring is a really bad combination to create interest and pull a crowd.
When you said "Thank God for making me an atheist" I should not have been sipping coffee. Now it's all over the place 😭. What a mess.
He says that if you lose a kid you should just pray they will come back? Right there is what is dangerous about religious people.
Apparently, gawd needs mana to survive, and human prayer is the best source of it. Don't want to be mean, but umm, he creeps me out.
This guy has all the charisma of a damp hotdog roll.
And the book, given authority as divinely inspired, is not a man made, hand held representation of Bible god?…. Isn’t there a rule about that? No idols?
he went swimming once and left his cell in his pocket. god brought the phone back to perfect working order.
If God actually did stuff like that the churches would be overflowing with worshipers.
Cellphones being waterproof now is god's work🙌😂
"Is it God, or is it Memorex?" - Commercial from back in the day
hearts are clearly divided into two parts, medically.
no, not parts... i meant groups, yea that's it! two groups!
dead, and not dead. how could ancient people have known this? must be a sign from jeeeesus
"Five kids by the grace of god": has his wife conceived immaculately five times?!? I think she might be going with at least one other guy!
That was quite the stream of semi-consciousness.
I think you misspelled "drivel" as "semi-consciousness"
his desperation is exhausting
I hate this narrative of "you are weak and you need [insert scam]". Classic abusive brainwashing.
This Guy sounds a lot like someone who desperately needs some kind of therapy. If i had to guess i'd say he had a bad breakup, couldn't cope, and went off a mental cliff.
God brings your kids back to you? Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems like you're using your faith in god to be an irresponsible parent and then praised god when you got lucky your kids came back.
As an atheist jew who was raised jewish, I'm confused where Christians get all this nonsense. Jews had entertainment, it wasn't worshiping other gods. Also humans weren't created to worship God, just give thanks.
It's like Christians didn't read the Bible. The old testament I mean.
I don't think many of them read the New Testament either.
Genesis 22:5. And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you.
The real born again Christians do read the Bible. the whole thing. yes many who don't really love God don't.
God's Word is true. if you put it into practice He will do what is written in it.
Jeremiah 29:12. Then shall ye call upon me, and ye shall go and pray unto me, and I will hearken unto you. 13. And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart.
why don't you try once in your life for God's sake?
@ArmyofJesus it's great how Christians are so dense that they think people didn't "seek God," I already told you that I was raised jewish. But I guess that doesn't mean anything to you. Since you basically reiterated that if I seek, I should have gotten an answer. But I didn't. And that's a problem. Your imaginary friend didn't answer me. Wait, sorry, not your imaginary friend, your imaginary friend's father. Strange how Christians claim to read the Bible but always forget the first 2 commandments.
You really should get off your high horse and stop trying to preach to people without actually answering the questions posed.
I think this is a perfect example of why religion is a problem.
"Lost your kid? Just pray, they'll come back. If they don't come back, it's your fault for not being close enough to god."
Someone call CPS on this dude.
14:22 "You will really literally see god" Really? Doesn't the bible say no man may see god and live? I assume you speak from experience, so how are you still alive? Or are you ready to admit you hallucinated exactly what you wanted to see?