Craig Jones BULLSH*T Submissions! | Part 1

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  • @nguyenthien1181
    @nguyenthien1181 8 місяців тому +870

    Craig being held at gunpoint by BetterHelp

    • @Hyper88
      @Hyper88 8 місяців тому +43

      BetterHelp is such a shit service too

    • @grapplerunit
      @grapplerunit 8 місяців тому +16

      lol as a friend of many therapist they also mistreat therapist as well

    • @sharlah4057
      @sharlah4057 8 місяців тому +28

      He doesn't use better help - he processes all of his complex feeling exactly as shown in the video...... by creating humiliating subs to inflict on his underlings

    • @Dolph-fe2ks
      @Dolph-fe2ks 8 місяців тому +5

      Hostage vibes fersher.

    • @manuelrubio5503
      @manuelrubio5503 8 місяців тому

      lol!!!!

  • @leonaj.5835
    @leonaj.5835 8 місяців тому +248

    Damn it. I've bought almost all their products with gambling money & now I have to go get therapy for my mental health problems as a loyal B Team fan.

    • @stephenm3470
      @stephenm3470 8 місяців тому

      Don't be a pussy, drink like the rest of us.

    • @somarvitor
      @somarvitor 8 місяців тому

      Just get on EverTitan

    • @C0d0ps
      @C0d0ps 8 місяців тому

      Of course you have mental health problems.
      You’re a B team fan.

  • @kenn3250
    @kenn3250 8 місяців тому +176

    Love the hostage video style better help ad

  • @FredrikAndersson-zi2tn
    @FredrikAndersson-zi2tn 8 місяців тому +155

    Craig is a fucking menace dude, posting a video where he abuses ppl with less skill and the AD he chose is BetterHelp xD

  • @filz209
    @filz209 8 місяців тому +57

    craig you shoulda put the advertisement script behind the camera not above it lmaooo

  • @victorzamfirescu2961
    @victorzamfirescu2961 8 місяців тому +43

    Nobody can look into those eyes and think, to themselves "therapy really worked for this man".

  • @cognitivedissonancecamp6326
    @cognitivedissonancecamp6326 8 місяців тому +82

    Craig Jones:
    Let's sell steroids and app-based therapy and skin-tight shirts to the bros and see if they bite.

  • @guilhermelins3902
    @guilhermelins3902 8 місяців тому +43

    betterhelp ain't never helping the b-team again lol

  • @iambrunocoelho
    @iambrunocoelho 8 місяців тому +59

    Bro forgot to struggle 💀

  • @hearnn1680
    @hearnn1680 8 місяців тому +24

    Craig’s little brother Nicky is being held at gunpoint as he reads the ad

  • @GBNationalist
    @GBNationalist 8 місяців тому

    I love this video. It’s a big shoutout to the fact that ingenuity is the key. You don’t have to perform the same submissions and grapples. Make up new angles of attack. You don’t have to choke someone or threaten to break something to make them tap. Any position that is uncomfortable to be in can be considered a submission especially when you have the technique to hold it.
    Brilliant. 👏

  • @tomybewick
    @tomybewick 8 місяців тому +3

    didn't think i could like you more, but honestly supporting a therapy app is real af. so many people with ish they hide, and here's our guy letting them know it's more common and there's options. like crack jokes, but that is legit life for so many folks.

    • @jbb8261
      @jbb8261 8 місяців тому +1

      He’s everything Gordon could never be lol

  • @ThatKidTheyCallCoop
    @ThatKidTheyCallCoop 8 місяців тому +7

    What are the song names used & 0:15 & 4:10?? I've commented on like 2 or 3 videos trying to find out what these songs are. Anyone got a clue? Someone from The B Team, let me know!!!!

    • @benmackerras1801
      @benmackerras1801 8 місяців тому +1

      Shazam couldnt find it either 😭

    • @om-qg7ju
      @om-qg7ju 8 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂​@@HarlowCamryn

    • @williamkroll7928
      @williamkroll7928 7 місяців тому +1

      Have you guys found the song?

    • @sacredsam6046
      @sacredsam6046 6 місяців тому

      I don’t know the second but the first one is herewego by jinsang. Take that back lol it’s not, sorry. But it sounds kinda similar if u wanna check it out.

  • @asherwitherup7476
    @asherwitherup7476 8 місяців тому +13

    Craig let me compete in BDCC I’ll lose first round and still make more than adcc champ

  • @mmhm007
    @mmhm007 8 місяців тому +1

    0:40 I think I remember this one. Craig was trying to take it easy and one of the guys was giving it his all so Craig corrected the situation.

  • @yiannis.demetriou9696
    @yiannis.demetriou9696 8 місяців тому +15

    This guy is hillarious even when he is being serious. I started laughing when he began the promotion, I thought he was trolling!

  • @brendanknott3761
    @brendanknott3761 8 місяців тому +2

    LMAO just the title of this video I’m dying

  • @beshaxhaj2897
    @beshaxhaj2897 8 місяців тому +12

    BetterHelp for all the people who Craig rolled with in this video 😅

  • @animanaut
    @animanaut 8 місяців тому +3

    including submitting to contractual obligations in here is next level trolling

  • @6laka.
    @6laka. 8 місяців тому +1

    the deadlift armbar is actually a super legit option from the dagestani handcuff however braulio estimas variation is a bit cleaner than craigs

  • @MrPondo17
    @MrPondo17 8 місяців тому +2

    I want to watch the continuation of the first clip, what happened there!?
    Or did his opponent simply tap out immediately after that?

  • @TheYouTubeMechanic
    @TheYouTubeMechanic 8 місяців тому +1

    The under the leg toe hold against the 10th planet guy during quintet was crazy.

  • @xBongzilla
    @xBongzilla 8 місяців тому

    Love the content lads!

  • @Bepis98
    @Bepis98 8 місяців тому +1

    I love these compilations

  • @CamMay-si1uh
    @CamMay-si1uh 8 місяців тому +1

    Love the "In case you forgot" hightlight reel

  • @williamkroll7928
    @williamkroll7928 7 місяців тому +1

    whats the song in the first edit?

  • @harrisonbradford4643
    @harrisonbradford4643 8 місяців тому +5

    what is this beat on rolls, its pretty chill?

  • @erdngtn9942
    @erdngtn9942 8 місяців тому +1

    He’s just…it’s like goku training secretly in gravity well and surpassing all. I can’t imagine how good a Gordon Ryan match would be now.

  • @ABradPittStan
    @ABradPittStan 8 місяців тому +3

    R.I.P Mitsuyo Maeda.......you would have loved this video

  • @jamessouthorn8121
    @jamessouthorn8121 8 місяців тому

    Craig is straight comming down off one hell of a binge, the better help promotion is his own way of repenting

  • @almostwestern
    @almostwestern 8 місяців тому

    reading the cue cards was priceless

  • @kallepikku4991
    @kallepikku4991 8 місяців тому +1

    Craig showing off his Catch wrestling. Just killing it.

  • @ATLAS_LOST
    @ATLAS_LOST 8 місяців тому +1

    at 8:02, Is that some type of guillotine from half guard ?

  • @gantorisdurran710
    @gantorisdurran710 7 місяців тому

    0:45, going from someones North/South to a backtake like some sort of voodoo black magic.

  • @dbergstrom
    @dbergstrom 8 місяців тому

    5:08 cuts away just before craig pops his head off like the lid of soda bottle

  • @4pillars454
    @4pillars454 8 місяців тому

    We all owe Gordon for this Advertisement 😂

  • @Delltah1
    @Delltah1 14 годин тому

    Anyone know the first song?

  • @diceydie-c
    @diceydie-c 8 місяців тому

    Your better help add looks like you're reading a hostage note😂

  • @DC-lp8in
    @DC-lp8in 8 місяців тому +1

    Jesus Craig, don't just milk your cash cow dry give us some podcasts, lol.

  • @glitchdigger
    @glitchdigger 8 місяців тому +1

    anybody know this song? its a fuckin jam.

  • @mattmgarza
    @mattmgarza 8 місяців тому

    4:52 is this a full nelson?

  • @TheYouTubeMechanic
    @TheYouTubeMechanic 8 місяців тому +4

    Better help is an evil company fyi.

  • @Stongio1
    @Stongio1 8 місяців тому

    Craig is the first example of horseshoe theory in jiu jitsu. Once you get to black belt you circle back around to spazzy white belt

  • @tde2902
    @tde2902 8 місяців тому +1

    the better help ad on a bullshit submission video lmao

  • @mulletman98
    @mulletman98 8 місяців тому +1

    Craig in his natural habitat; sweaty on top of dudes.. noice

  • @davidallen4981
    @davidallen4981 8 місяців тому

    Playlist please?

  • @mixxeerr
    @mixxeerr 8 місяців тому

    The Junny locks were sick

  • @juliarmbar
    @juliarmbar 8 місяців тому +1

    Bullshit subs and Craig telling me not to kill myself! Damn life is good

  • @shabblabbat
    @shabblabbat 8 місяців тому

    That was total BS, I need more immediately

  • @lo36
    @lo36 8 місяців тому +1

    Gordon Ryan: tHeRaPy MaKeS yOu WeAk
    Craig Jones: getting sponsorship from online therapies and spreading love

    • @jbb8261
      @jbb8261 8 місяців тому

      Craig is so likeable without even trying

  • @GhostOfDaNorthSide
    @GhostOfDaNorthSide 8 місяців тому

    CJ keeping catch wrestling alive❤

  • @lvrsvid
    @lvrsvid 8 місяців тому +1

    I just wish he made more eye contact while rolling...

  • @Mr850man
    @Mr850man 8 місяців тому

    If he did only one of those it would be called a big Dan higlight

  • @crazyden2345
    @crazyden2345 8 місяців тому

    I have a legit question (as a somewhat experienced grappler). What's the process between the bullshit submissions? Is it simply because the disparity in skill is so high that it allows the more experienced guy to do bullshit stuff, or do some of these actually hold some potential at becoming a high pct sub?

    • @prospero91x
      @prospero91x 8 місяців тому +1

      It's very difficult to catch high level guys in these types of subs, it's like how you can teepee choke white belts but you'll rarely get them on anyone higher grade.

    • @jbb8261
      @jbb8261 8 місяців тому

      Black belt creativity combined with a lesser experienced rolling partner

  • @MakoTheFrog
    @MakoTheFrog 8 місяців тому +1

    calling it now, gabbie carcia is gonna tap craig jones via boston crab/ wall of jericho

  • @augustuspalmer4844
    @augustuspalmer4844 Місяць тому

    Teleprompter lmao

  • @carpediem5316
    @carpediem5316 7 місяців тому

    The only escape I want to see is from BetterHelp scam position

  • @pitnespi2551
    @pitnespi2551 8 місяців тому

    Bring back the Nose Beer Rashguard ___👃

  • @K1LLA_KING_KONG
    @K1LLA_KING_KONG 7 місяців тому

    Still in Bali?

  • @colinobrien2484
    @colinobrien2484 8 місяців тому +1

    I can't tell if the better help ad is a joke or not...

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta 8 місяців тому

      Craig don't read no good.
      Haha but seriously, he reads like Floyd Mayweather

  • @thelastchimp
    @thelastchimp 8 місяців тому

    that first cowcatcher was slick

  • @LuanbjjOliveira
    @LuanbjjOliveira 8 місяців тому

    full nelson hahahahahahhahahahaha

  • @TheChadrodgers100
    @TheChadrodgers100 8 місяців тому +1

    Best grappler in the world.

  • @Relentlessunleashed
    @Relentlessunleashed 8 місяців тому

    Post a podcast

  • @YOU_IN_A_TUBE
    @YOU_IN_A_TUBE 8 місяців тому

    As a Brazilian, Craig Jones fights Brazilian Jiu Jitsu like a Brazilian would fight Jiu Jitsu

  • @zikaypo6270
    @zikaypo6270 8 місяців тому

    This shit is devious 💀

  • @Matt0war
    @Matt0war 8 місяців тому +2

    FUCKIN BETTERHELP

  • @jimtaggert7268
    @jimtaggert7268 8 місяців тому

    One millionth sub goes to…

  • @simplegameplanbjj
    @simplegameplanbjj 8 місяців тому +1

    This is sick 8:24

  • @edwardkaeser2533
    @edwardkaeser2533 8 місяців тому

    🤔...😮...😂

  • @diegorivaslazala9710
    @diegorivaslazala9710 8 місяців тому

    Can we get a list of the names of these moves?

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta 8 місяців тому

      I think the third one is called a Flying Toilet paper armbar. It's where you basically wipe your own ass with their arm before you break it

  • @xRumi37
    @xRumi37 8 місяців тому +1

    This is Number 1 bullshit

  • @filteredfavorites8771
    @filteredfavorites8771 8 місяців тому

    I see some Junny lock action.

    • @nimajneb1337
      @nimajneb1337 8 місяців тому +1

      Thank you! The comment I was after, been looking for the name of that sub for weeks...

    • @filteredfavorites8771
      @filteredfavorites8771 8 місяців тому

      @@nimajneb1337 After Junny Ocasio. He was in a bteam video and did the lock. He has a decent guide on UA-cam I would check out.

  • @MikeWazowski.2001
    @MikeWazowski.2001 7 місяців тому

    that flying armbar was dangerous, you dont do that in training.

  • @jovanihernandez1948
    @jovanihernandez1948 8 місяців тому

    wait so who’s harem is it for real

  • @MrNemesis85
    @MrNemesis85 8 місяців тому

    A magician at work.

  • @MrNemesis85
    @MrNemesis85 8 місяців тому

    You fell for the better help BS too. NOOOOOOOOOO

  • @thinkinting
    @thinkinting 8 місяців тому

    7:46

  • @Matt0war
    @Matt0war 8 місяців тому +1

    WHO IS SHE NICKY RON

  • @imloggedin
    @imloggedin 8 місяців тому +3

    This is #1 bullshit.

  • @killercour
    @killercour 8 місяців тому

    Tbf you can pull off a lot of bullshit subs if you have zero regard for your TP wellbeing like Craig

  • @ah64Dcoming4U
    @ah64Dcoming4U 8 місяців тому

    BJJ is my therapy

  • @EldenPing
    @EldenPing 7 місяців тому +1

    worst ad read of all time.

  • @jpnnstrps
    @jpnnstrps 8 місяців тому

    raise your ears if yooure being held hostage rightnow

  • @aup007
    @aup007 8 місяців тому +1

    seems like a good guy, but after taking pictures with the Azov battallion guys and flag i don´t know what to think of Craig

    • @Mr850man
      @Mr850man 8 місяців тому

      He likes money

    • @aup007
      @aup007 8 місяців тому

      @@Mr850man like everyone else. But not everyone takes pictures with openly neo Nazi organizations

    • @PalatschinkenPro
      @PalatschinkenPro 8 місяців тому +5

      Being with the Ukrainian army makes him even more likeable. Also I haven't found any pictures that show him together with the Azov battalion.

    • @PalatschinkenPro
      @PalatschinkenPro 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Mr850manIt was for charity you muppet. He donated all of the money he made in Ukraine.

    • @aup007
      @aup007 8 місяців тому +1

      @@PalatschinkenPro check his latest stories, literally posing with a Azov flag

  • @tusccountyjiujitsu
    @tusccountyjiujitsu 8 місяців тому +7

    If you need even better help getting away from betterhelp blink twice