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  • Опубліковано 13 кві 2013
  • The Third Episode from Black Comedy TV series The Day Today by Chris Morris.
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  • @morganvegan6686
    @morganvegan6686 3 роки тому +83

    That Bureau clip encapsulated every Eastenders nuance perfectly.

  • @drphiI
    @drphiI 6 років тому +232

    "What will they say?"
    "They'll quite simply say John Major punched the Queen everything else will be a footnote."
    "But for time, can you sum it up in a word?"
    "No."
    "Sound?"
    "Boouuaaggh."
    "Spartacus thank you."

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 3 роки тому +10

      It’s bigger than that it’s large

    • @BOABModels
      @BOABModels 3 роки тому +4

      I wish I'd kept my John Major kissing the Queen commemorative stamps in mint condition.

  • @PopeLando
    @PopeLando 8 років тому +334

    In my view this is the best episode of The Day Today they made. Horses on the Tube, the Bureau, the Queen hits John Major, the UK Government official "Everything's OK" public pacification film, Alan Partridge sees boobs, Chapman Baxter and his "Fried To Be", and The Pool with Steve Coogan's iconic security guard, as well as "This is the Newwwwwws!" and the ending long hair gag. The whole thing is a comedy classic.

    • @christophegowans3504
      @christophegowans3504 8 років тому +26

      +PopeLando Also: John Fashanu.

    • @dinkaDPB
      @dinkaDPB 7 років тому +8

      John Fashanu....

    • @christophegowans3504
      @christophegowans3504 7 років тому +10

      John FASHanu

    • @bobbyshaddoe3004
      @bobbyshaddoe3004 7 років тому +13

      PopeLando I love this show, and brass eye and on the hour. it's a shame though this isn't still on now, cuz lord knows we need more Chris Morris in the world of comedy.

    • @mattdavies7398
      @mattdavies7398 7 років тому +8

      That's John FaSHAnu.

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 10 років тому +484

    It's scary just how authentic this is to modern news coverage.

    • @DisorderedArray
      @DisorderedArray 5 років тому +2

      @@no9008 : That episode and what happened before they rebroadcast it a week after the first showing still amazes me.

    • @fulhjort
      @fulhjort 5 років тому +5

      @@DisorderedArray Do tell!

    • @lucyklemperer8933
      @lucyklemperer8933 5 років тому +2

      yes it is

    • @lucyklemperer8933
      @lucyklemperer8933 5 років тому +2

      @@no9008 shut up stupid face

    • @chris1275cc
      @chris1275cc 4 роки тому +2

      @@no9008 That was Brass Eye Not The Day Today

  • @Mccolinsclub
    @Mccolinsclub 2 роки тому +65

    It’s hilarious how Chapman Baxter continues to be a reoccurring character despite his death in the first episode! Not even a name change to try and disguise it. Gold!

    • @vollsticks
      @vollsticks Рік тому

      "She gon' die like a dawg" LMAOOO

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 10 місяців тому +4

      He died on the John in a *big nappy*

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 місяців тому +1

      Like two episodes after this one on "The Bureau" the boss discovers the one character is gay, so consistency is consistently inconsistent. lol

  • @StandardGoose
    @StandardGoose 8 років тому +142

    For some reason, I found the funniest moment in this episode to be the paramedic giving the old woman a little kiss on the cheek.

    • @dronebee83
      @dronebee83 8 років тому +4

      Never even noticed that before and I must have seen this about 50 times!

    • @vollsticks
      @vollsticks Рік тому +5

      Also "Can you sum it up in a word?" "No." "A sound?" "Mwaarrgh" tickles me every time

  • @protectandsurvivelivinghis3206
    @protectandsurvivelivinghis3206 Рік тому +92

    Chris Morris is an underrated national treasure.

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz 11 місяців тому +2

      And Armando Iannucci needs more exposure. When these 2 team up, and get Steve Coogan, employ Peter Baynum, Richard Herring, & Stewart Lee as writers, throw in Graham Linehan and you have weapons grade comedy!!!

    • @Jay-zk7uw
      @Jay-zk7uw 10 місяців тому +2

      One of the true unsung heroes of British comedy.

    • @newsbender
      @newsbender 10 місяців тому

      Overused term. Seems almost everyone is a "national treasure" these days.

    • @LeeGee
      @LeeGee 10 місяців тому

      Two of Britain's most famous comedy writers need more exposure....Actually, yes.

    • @throwback19841
      @throwback19841 4 місяці тому

      @@LeeGee Armando Iannucci needs to come back to the UK, he's been making meh dross in the US where he's not really appreciated, but is better paid.

  • @sarahshepley7346
    @sarahshepley7346 7 років тому +127

    "This is Britain and everything's all right." Timeless genius.

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks 6 років тому +62

    Everything Morris/Ianucci have done is eminently quotable
    "Headmaster suspended for using big-faced child as satellite dish" lmaooo

  • @andrewkoch4720
    @andrewkoch4720 2 роки тому +64

    “In 1980… someone died “
    The timing of that sentence is comic genius

    • @bluegold21
      @bluegold21 Рік тому +3

      That whole skit has to be the inspiration for Seth McFarlane's Family Guy stretched jokes.

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz 11 місяців тому +4

      Steve Coogan is probably the best character comedian of all time!!! He embodies every sketch he does!
      LONG LIVE SAXONDALE!!

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz 11 місяців тому +2

      In 1982 there was that incident with the pigeon...

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 10 місяців тому +2

      My favourite sketch in the whole series.

  • @1967sluggy
    @1967sluggy Рік тому +83

    There’s something deeply funny and very underrated about Chris asking so many questions of Alan, with Chris facing his right and Alan facing his left, only for Chris to then turn around and reveal Alan is to his left. They’ve just been both talking at each other in the wrong direction for the past minute. And then Alan disappears from that position, replaced by the French philosopher.

    • @chrisbirch4150
      @chrisbirch4150 Рік тому +2

      How do you know it is underrated?

    • @emlyndewar
      @emlyndewar Рік тому +7

      @@chrisbirch4150the whole show is underrated, so we know every bit from it is.

    • @chrisbirch4150
      @chrisbirch4150 Рік тому

      @@emlyndewar is the show underrated?

    • @emlyndewar
      @emlyndewar Рік тому +1

      @@chrisbirch4150 I mean, it isn’t from us who watched it. Just reliving my past just now… How many others do you know that know that know this show though? It holds up so well, and couldn’t happen these days. It’s definitely under-rated.

    • @chrisbirch4150
      @chrisbirch4150 Рік тому +2

      @@emlyndewar maybe. I guess I just think the expression "underrated" is overused on youtube. It's everywhere. The Day Today was a BBC comedy that was critically acclaimed, essentially catapulted Steve coogan and the Alan Partridge character to global fame. A load of the others: Chris Morris, Rebecca Front, David Schneider have all been ever present in tv and movies since. I am not really knocking anything artistically. I am just unclear on the metric for "underrated".

  • @jamieryan1975
    @jamieryan1975 10 років тому +79

    love that alan partridge talks about these days in his book.

  • @oscartravis5740
    @oscartravis5740 4 роки тому +21

    The headline "Portillo's face felt like guts says girl" gets me every time

  • @dutchtahiti4134
    @dutchtahiti4134 9 років тому +61

    15:12 "Leaves her lover jolted at the Altar...Looks like this is one wedding where we all get to toast the happy couple" That's gold.

  • @CooroSnowFox
    @CooroSnowFox 7 років тому +142

    "John Fashanu...John Fashanu...John Fashanu...John Fashanu...John Fashanu...John Fashanu...
    That's John Fasharnew... tonight on BBC 2"

    • @italianplastic23
      @italianplastic23 5 років тому +3

      ppl actually pronounce it fasharnew these days

    • @comicbookdude
      @comicbookdude 5 років тому +2

      I spat out my tea at that joke

    • @Catcrumbs
      @Catcrumbs 4 роки тому

      Eh? There's no 'r' sound in there.

    • @CooroSnowFox
      @CooroSnowFox 4 роки тому +1

      @@Catcrumbs I think it's in there somewhere
      It's getting the name as far off as possible

  • @freakyfadge
    @freakyfadge 10 років тому +39

    rebecca front looks well fit in that bureau de change sketch.

  • @gazriley624
    @gazriley624 7 років тому +42

    this is a high class bureau de chonge

  • @thefrecklepuny
    @thefrecklepuny 7 років тому +95

    ''Heseltine fading fast...'' Glad I was not drinking at that point or I'd have a soggy monitor. But seriously, one of the best comedies of the last generation!

  • @ji-look6142
    @ji-look6142 Рік тому +9

    Coogan's southern jail pastor was an unexpected highlight

  • @footielad8301
    @footielad8301 5 років тому +11

    ''Shut it Alan! I want you to stop'' hahahaha

  • @BippyTheGuy
    @BippyTheGuy 8 років тому +21

    Chris Morris's elaborate transitions are legitimately quite nice.

  • @estherday2239
    @estherday2239 6 років тому +36

    His expressions, the accentuating of his words. just wonderful

  • @davidobrien5654
    @davidobrien5654 6 років тому +21

    "Elastic song strangles Hucknall" must be a contender for the best-delivered line in the series.

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAY
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAY 9 років тому +32

    I still find myself saying "it's a magnificent potato of a day" from time to time ha
    :)

  • @-BuddyGuy
    @-BuddyGuy 5 років тому +31

    Whoever designed the graphics for the intro is a genius. Especially 0:37

    • @MarkPentler
      @MarkPentler 2 роки тому +8

      It was actually done by a couple of ex-ITN guys who worked on the News at Ten - great touch

  • @jonathanmantle2364
    @jonathanmantle2364 Місяць тому +1

    I first saw this when I was 13. It is still as funny, fresh, and relevant as it was then.

  • @soupersonic
    @soupersonic 8 років тому +194

    The Bureau is what I see when I watch any soap ever

    • @MrBoreray
      @MrBoreray 5 років тому +5

      What I see is the logical results of continuous cuts due to diminishing audience and revenue,The Bureau is the cheapest,shortest,to the point,condensed soap opera ever,also the funniest and best,who needs expensive costume dramas and the like when it's all in here.

    • @killian0408
      @killian0408 4 роки тому +1

      All that teeth acting, it's sublime!

    • @ignoblesurfer6281
      @ignoblesurfer6281 4 роки тому +1

      You're on borrowed time, sunshine

    • @marshallyager2492
      @marshallyager2492 3 роки тому +2

      That look when Steve Coogan says “You’re out!” 🤣

    • @johnbicknell4748
      @johnbicknell4748 3 роки тому +4

      I'm closing the bureau..
      For an hour.

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR Рік тому +7

    Always a good day when I discover a British comedy series I haven’t seen before!!!

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz 11 місяців тому +1

      Brass eye
      Armando Iannucci Shows
      Time Trumpet
      This Morning With Richard Not Judy
      Fist of Fun
      I'm Alan Partridge
      Mid Morning Matters
      Monkey Dust
      There's a list for u... I hope you've at least heard of those.

    • @Hplarrialb
      @Hplarrialb 8 місяців тому

      Stumbled onto this from a LRB podcast in which the guest mentions Chris Morris who I’d never heard of. Tho was familiar w Alan P and Armando I. This is f#####g hilarious, not at all dated, so glad to find it

  • @pauldsheppard126
    @pauldsheppard126 Рік тому +10

    The puns in the death row wedding segment were absolutely fucking hilarious! 😂

    • @stevenlewis9234
      @stevenlewis9234 9 місяців тому

      “Newly dead’s” was my favourite haha

  • @stewux
    @stewux 10 років тому +109

    It's bigger than that chris, it's large...

  • @oceandrainer
    @oceandrainer 6 років тому +15

    "Resident Reactor" haha. This show is gold.
    I rewatch it about every 2 years, catch some new nuance every time.
    Brilliant.

  • @bedojames
    @bedojames 5 місяців тому +3

    Watching in 2024 and laughing my pants of 30 years later

  • @makadek5408
    @makadek5408 5 років тому +21

    The home secretary has said that he personally will be going into the tunnels this weekend, armed with a special gun

  • @TheRealDoctorBonkus
    @TheRealDoctorBonkus 3 роки тому +14

    My god, that Britian montage - I can't breath

  • @SKa-tt9nm
    @SKa-tt9nm 3 роки тому +8

    “It’s difficult not to feel humbled or even ashamed after that”

  • @stephenmarshall5290
    @stephenmarshall5290 9 років тому +34

    THIS IS THE NYEEEWWWS.
    GOD I WISH IT WASN'T.
    HAPPY NOW?
    HELLO SIR!
    My favourite phrases there.

    • @dsazxc7537
      @dsazxc7537 3 роки тому

      .

    • @dsazxc7537
      @dsazxc7537 3 роки тому

      THANKS

    • @robair67
      @robair67 Рік тому

      HELLO SIR! was my favourite. Beer everywhere first time I saw that!!

  • @stuartrankin4851
    @stuartrankin4851 10 місяців тому +2

    The Queen marches on Downing Street 😂 tears from laughing

  • @user-do8ud8zr2p
    @user-do8ud8zr2p 9 місяців тому +3

    So ahead of its time. Loved it then, still do. back of the net!!!!

  • @fwqkaw
    @fwqkaw Рік тому +6

    This is the most brilliant TV newsroom training video ever seen. It's uncannily amazing how this Gold Standard presentation from so long ago has spread around the world to become the example that all TV companies follow to this day. "Wonderful stuff. Absolutely triffic. Standard. Standard. Isnit.". Rod Laver.

    • @alfsmith4936
      @alfsmith4936 9 місяців тому

      It's GBnews from the good old days..

  • @timmellor2599
    @timmellor2599 Рік тому +9

    Thanks for posting this. Chris Morris is a much underrated comedian, and I used to watch his Brass Eye too back in the day.

  • @spiderfran286
    @spiderfran286 8 років тому +96

    i'm closing the bureau......for an hour....

    • @agdgdgwngo
      @agdgdgwngo 6 років тому +4

      Katrina Parfitt, a lady

  • @DrTune
    @DrTune 9 років тому +15

    "Oi! This is supposed to be a high class Bureau de Change!"

  • @kai-leeklymchuk744
    @kai-leeklymchuk744 Рік тому +17

    Have not seen this show before. Doon is so good as expected, but Rebecca Front’s comedic skill and versatility shines, too. The gals here are certainly as strong as the two talented guys.

    • @MrOtistetrax
      @MrOtistetrax 11 місяців тому +3

      Totally! Front is a national treasure.

    • @dant3116
      @dant3116 11 місяців тому +1

      have you seen Brass Eye?

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz 11 місяців тому +3

      Front deserves an MBE!!!
      Doon too!!!

  • @DaveTerrasidio
    @DaveTerrasidio 10 років тому +178

    THIS IS THE NEEEEEEEEEEEWS

    • @QueerChica
      @QueerChica Рік тому +1

      Happy now?

    • @finjay21fj
      @finjay21fj Рік тому +2

      Those the headlines, my God I wish they weren't (/-_•)\..

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 11 місяців тому +2

      Now fact me 'til I fart.

    • @ttacking_you
      @ttacking_you 10 місяців тому +3

      It was more like NEEEEEEEEOOOOUUUUWWS

    • @smokesreefer9417
      @smokesreefer9417 2 місяці тому +1

      THIS IS THE NEWWWWWS😅😅

  • @yootoob6003
    @yootoob6003 5 років тому +9

    This is surrealist video art at its finest.

  • @ilkkll5210
    @ilkkll5210 Місяць тому +1

    Have you killed anyone? Only my dad, got me.😂😂

  • @TheMIKA900
    @TheMIKA900 6 років тому +20

    All these years later and still the funniest, most accurate satire there is...TODAY, tonight, NOW!

  • @tryceratopstv3583
    @tryceratopstv3583 8 років тому +8

    "Bob Marriner, you missed the penalty - WHY?"

  • @Evemeister12
    @Evemeister12 2 роки тому +18

    The deadpan nature of the humour is brilliant. And it almost fools you into thinking it's actually real news.

    • @gordonferrar7782
      @gordonferrar7782 2 роки тому +2

      Some of it got complaints when it came out. Peadeggedon received the most complaints in history when it was aired.

    • @YouTubeLate
      @YouTubeLate 2 роки тому +1

      The brilliance of this show makes me want to prefer it over anything that’s calls itself a news outlet today.

  • @QueerChica
    @QueerChica Рік тому +7

    The Bureau is the best! Love it! 😂😂😂 X

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 4 місяці тому +1

    20:04 - I love the little finger pointing he does here. Something so small and mostly unnoticeable but adds a lot to the character

  • @holydiver73
    @holydiver73 11 місяців тому +16

    When an early 90’s news parody show is more believable than the mainstream media in 2023 we know we have a problem.

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz 11 місяців тому +2

      Yea, way to go Trump! Good job Fox News!

    • @belykwater5601
      @belykwater5601 11 місяців тому

      @@audiblenugz Hard to believe people this guy still exist.

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 11 місяців тому

      ​@@belykwater5601In what respect, Charlie ?

    • @belykwater5601
      @belykwater5601 11 місяців тому +2

      @@jimreily7538 To be a fan of Donald Trump and Fox News, after everything that's happened. Why do you call me Charlie?

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 11 місяців тому +1

      @@belykwater5601 Oh the Charlie thing is from that Sarah Palin interview, I think it was her first TV interview, I can't remember what the interviewers name was, but he asked her something like, "what's your opinion of the Bush doctrine ?"
      And she replied with this semi-homespun, high-pitched attempt to appear likeable, and she just replied, "In what respect Charlie ?"
      It was a funny moment. Politics moves so fast now that it can be hard to find stuff like that. But I just use it because it gives me a chuckle when I think of that first, disastrous Sarah Palin interview.
      (This was before the Couric interview, which just descended into madness)

  • @wabznasm9660
    @wabznasm9660 6 років тому +14

    15:22 I've just noticed three odd things on my 999th rewatching that, combined, I found rather hilarious: Morris gulping a drink while staring into/smirking at the camera; the looped video in the background of an AK-47 toting militant doing a little dance, captioned "WEATHER"; the shit-eating way Morris introduces Sylvester Stewart. It's so dense.

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 5 років тому +2

      relentless, you end up having trouble breathing if you don't pause from time to time

  • @Jean428
    @Jean428 8 років тому +110

    ... Shut it Alan, I want you to stop.

    • @pov_music
      @pov_music 5 років тому +6

      I mean it's bigger than that Chris, it's large.

  • @zigisamblak
    @zigisamblak 11 місяців тому +3

    I used to make sure I was baked out of my mind every week when this was on early 90s. Best times, somehow this still seems relevant.

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret Рік тому +2

    Summing up the crisis with a sound is brilliant.

  • @thatpart
    @thatpart 7 років тому +100

    US Southerner here. Y'all have these accents down to scary accuracy!

    • @UKISOCIETY
      @UKISOCIETY 5 років тому +8

      And clearly not Milwaukee accents .;)

    • @stuckinthepastproductions4329
      @stuckinthepastproductions4329 4 роки тому +2

      Howdy, I'm from Mississippi!

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 4 роки тому

      @@UKISOCIETY bahahahahahaha

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart 4 роки тому +1

      @@stuckinthepastproductions4329 I'm a native son of the Palmetto State. A pleasure.

    • @leopheard
      @leopheard 3 роки тому +1

      I moved to the US a few years back - I have met people just like this

  • @YouuuuuuTosserrrr
    @YouuuuuuTosserrrr 7 років тому +17

    Ahh, my favourite kind of fake news!

  • @irishbloke99
    @irishbloke99 10 років тому +15

    ah that pool sketch is brilliant..
    "in 1976 no one died
    in 1977 no one died
    "n 1978 no one died
    in 1979 no one died"

  • @michaelbiggs1254
    @michaelbiggs1254 Рік тому +4

    Just as fresh as the day it was originally shown.

  • @billdavies8018
    @billdavies8018 2 роки тому +6

    I swear they literally showed that film during covid.

  • @ionabarker
    @ionabarker Рік тому +2

    We need this show again in 2023. Who wants to the real news? No one. Who wants comedy parody news? Everyone.

  • @spleeeen4it
    @spleeeen4it 3 роки тому +9

    this is the news now, no joke..how prophetic morris is

  • @Felix-Sited
    @Felix-Sited 8 років тому +20

    Everything's alright. It's OK. It's fine.

  • @johnbicknell4748
    @johnbicknell4748 3 роки тому +4

    I'm closing the bureau....
    For an hour.

  • @InceyWincey
    @InceyWincey 2 роки тому +5

    The currency kidney! Inflammation in the exchange tract! A negative flow of waste pounds across all international membranes! Oh god I’m dying!

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 3 роки тому +11

    I love The Bureau because it's a bunch of good actors acting like bad actors. Also, I find it amazing that Valerie SInatra and Barbara Wintergreen are the same actor, just because of the difference in accents.
    The part where all the ministers are entering Number 10 and the reporter is naming them off, "Kenneth Clark, Michael Howard, Christopher Biggins, Michael Heseltine" - the third guy is not, of course, Christopher Biggins, who was a camp overweight d-grade celebrity - but he does look like Christopher Biggins.

  • @optimisticwhovian1726
    @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +13

    First appearance of Ted Maul (all be it only voiceover) he has to be the funniest reporter character Chris invented certainly the funniest in Brass Eye. The number of individually different characters Chris creates over the two separate programs is amazing really.

  • @PlanetBongoSan
    @PlanetBongoSan 10 років тому +37

    still the best thing ever on british telly

  • @carelesshx
    @carelesshx 3 роки тому +5

    "Like an abattoir in a powercut"

  • @sickbars4lyfe900
    @sickbars4lyfe900 7 років тому +10

    "bleeding legs" lol

  • @ajarnangus8837
    @ajarnangus8837 Рік тому +4

    Absolutely side splitting funny. Gets even better with age.

  • @Hubrisgoat
    @Hubrisgoat 9 років тому +8

    We need this back, up to date, more than ever!

  • @slavaukraini1991
    @slavaukraini1991 9 років тому +8

    "a head on collision with a blind tube mare..!"

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi Рік тому +6

    This is pure art

  • @bikerchrisukk
    @bikerchrisukk 5 років тому +16

    The imagination of the script writers is amazing, almost if not at Monty Python levels of quality. Perfect cast as well.

    • @JohnLutherable
      @JohnLutherable 3 роки тому +5

      to me TDT at its best easily rivals the best of Python. Not all of them is gold, but certain sketches are simply impossible to match: the parrot, funniest joke, how not to be seen, Blackmail, rich yorkshiremen, the dirty fork and of course the legendary Life of Brian . Same with TDT

    • @artvandelay3922
      @artvandelay3922 11 місяців тому +1

      Monty Python is actually shit. Baffling that people like it

    • @nxxynx5039
      @nxxynx5039 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@artvandelay3922except he isn't. Don't you feel special 😂

  • @embe1
    @embe1 8 років тому +42

    Collaterlie Sisters has to be the best name I have ever heard.

    • @jakehammond12345
      @jakehammond12345 8 років тому

      +embe1
      +1

    • @markhilton1754
      @markhilton1754 8 років тому +17

      +embe1 I think Spartacus Mills is the best for me.
      _"It's bigger than that Chris, it's large."_

    • @embe1
      @embe1 8 років тому +2

      Bwahaha! Spit liquid on my keyboard.

    • @powernoid
      @powernoid 8 років тому +11

      +embe1 Sookie Bapswent

    • @peterbarnett-jones4544
      @peterbarnett-jones4544 7 років тому +1

      Try Jane Plough.

  • @robashton8606
    @robashton8606 5 років тому +10

    "... Special staff who had to patrol the darkened tunnels every day...and _kill_ the horses with _hammers!"_

  • @declancomerford1469
    @declancomerford1469 Рік тому +2

    Pull down the blinds, I'm closing the Bureau, for an hour!

  • @douglasmilton2805
    @douglasmilton2805 3 роки тому +3

    "This is Britain...and everything's all right!"

  • @eldubya88
    @eldubya88 3 місяці тому +1

    “Fried to be” is crazy 😂😂

  • @stephenhall2980
    @stephenhall2980 Рік тому +3

    Gotta love the low quality,fuzzy video of the reports from America. So acurrate to the pre-HD NTSC broadcasts from the states shown in Britain at the time. Amazing attention to detail!

  • @davidlomax4028
    @davidlomax4028 9 років тому +47

    She sure is pretty.. She gonna die like a dawg... You may kiss the bride... CLEAR THE AREA. Steve Coogan is brilliant as the minister.

  • @nickthelick
    @nickthelick 3 роки тому +2

    That's a very good Richard Branson look-a-likey! =o)

  • @neodonkey
    @neodonkey Рік тому +4

    The Bureau is so believable as a BBC soap I'm amazed they didn't make it.

  • @jshaers96
    @jshaers96 9 років тому +26

    'Heseltine fading fast'. What was that weird obsession Morris had with Heseltine? And Portillo even more so.

    • @jshaers96
      @jshaers96 9 років тому +12

      stinky visitor I rememember in Brass Eye where we had a radio DJ, Tommy Vance (for some inexplicable reason) giving us a list of absurd prison slang. Among which was 'Portillo', which meant 'watch out behind you'. I think part of it was that Morris, like most in the media, was aware that many people in the public eye had another side to their personality, and this was his way of bringing it out without making himself subject to libel.

    • @hills50
      @hills50 Рік тому

      Well he does (did) carry a sawn-off shotgun to constituency meetings, corners children in parks and chews their cheeks and has frequent sexual intercourse with stray animals. How could anyone condone that?

  • @Yiannis1982
    @Yiannis1982 3 місяці тому

    "...headmaster suspended for using big faced child as satellite dish" ahahahahahahhahahaha

  • @dantaylor7344
    @dantaylor7344 8 років тому +3

    I love the little accuracies like Saffron Walden! Bang on the M11 too!

  • @whatiswrongwithyou5583
    @whatiswrongwithyou5583 5 років тому +2

    ... “and bleeding legs” 🤣🤣 different level

  • @marieadams3720
    @marieadams3720 Рік тому +2

    The Catrina Parfitt interview is classic Alan!

  • @tonybates7870
    @tonybates7870 2 роки тому +3

    Best comedy of any kind, ever.

  • @bobsmudger3979
    @bobsmudger3979 11 місяців тому +1

    Now THIS was entertainment!! Bravo 👏

  • @crybunny
    @crybunny 4 роки тому +2

    I never thought I'd say this, right... But pull down the blinds. I'm closing the bureau. foranhour.

  • @necksugar
    @necksugar 5 років тому +4

    "Are you gonna remove the STAIN of defeat!?"

  • @MrJohnQCitizen
    @MrJohnQCitizen 10 років тому +1

    No words, just physical action...flatten the bugger!

  • @JohnSmith-sl1my
    @JohnSmith-sl1my Рік тому +1

    This was so funny . Back in the 90s . Still good today.

  • @PTS-THX1138
    @PTS-THX1138 4 роки тому +3

    .....Between this and "Brasseye"... the best two News and Current Affairs opening sequences and themes since the beginning of recorded time....... 😁

    • @emer157
      @emer157 4 роки тому

      Proof, if proof be need be

  • @williem1710
    @williem1710 29 днів тому

    The comedy that proved the media creates reality.
    If it’s on TV it didn’t happen.

  • @Dead-Ball-Situation
    @Dead-Ball-Situation 2 роки тому +19

    Honestly, this is so good. It's testament to how crap comedy is nowadays that we have travel back as far as 30 years to watch anything decent.

    • @arthurb6882
      @arthurb6882 Рік тому +3

      there's plenty of good comedy now, not as good as this but I've seen loads of stuff I've loved recently

    • @neilinely
      @neilinely Рік тому +2

      No we don't. Try detectorists.

  • @niravelniflheim1858
    @niravelniflheim1858 Рік тому +1

    The very ending where he tears his wig off as the credits roll 😂🤣😆