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  • @theish79
    @theish79 2 роки тому +7052

    "A blitzkrieg bukkake" is fucking wild. This man is out there.

    • @bw5020
      @bw5020 2 роки тому +302

      Hold the blood lmao

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +9

      should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear tehsi

    • @TheActresspreneur
      @TheActresspreneur 2 роки тому +2

      lmfao ikr

    • @damankhaira7952
      @damankhaira7952 2 роки тому +117

      @@AxxLAfriku what in the fuckin loonie toon is this

    • @Name-jv1gn
      @Name-jv1gn 2 роки тому +61

      @@AxxLAfriku sus

  • @milky3797
    @milky3797 2 роки тому +15242

    i can just imagine griffey screaming all this shit with a straight face

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 2 роки тому +16

      Btw i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому +8

      Facts, Griffy inspired me to start making skits

    • @TheY2AProblem
      @TheY2AProblem 2 роки тому +80

      Neighbors: He’s yelling offensive shit. He’s making another video.

    • @klovrkhisyx9666
      @klovrkhisyx9666 2 роки тому +19

      @@Dickson_ Tf

    • @supertpguner5485
      @supertpguner5485 2 роки тому +4

      @@6askiVideos03 hell nah

  • @corndog3811
    @corndog3811 2 роки тому +4877

    “4 guys on me, they’re finishing. Dammit he’s teabagging me.” -me, who wasn’t aware my mom was in the other room

  • @Iseevacant
    @Iseevacant Рік тому +3776

    Translation: 0:16 He's surrounded but he can handle it. 0:23 He's out of ammo. 0:26 He's going in for a melee attack. 0:31 He's going to flank them and go for a grenade or explosive attack. 0:41 He's being shot at from behind and the front. 0:51 Fire at will on sight. 0:59 He's in a knife fight but his skills are better. 1:10 He's down and getting teabagged.

  • @Snipajayy
    @Snipajayy 2 роки тому +5409

    “THEY’RE TRYING TO RUN A TRAIN!!”
    Nah this too funny😂😂

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 2 роки тому +3

      Btw i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂

    • @neednewipposeason
      @neednewipposeason 2 роки тому +14

      Blitzkrieg bukkake had me rollin

    • @_rubyrose10_
      @_rubyrose10_ 2 роки тому +1

      I didnt get it

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому +2

      Facts, Griffy inspired me to start making skits

    • @Dickson_
      @Dickson_ 2 роки тому +17

      These are some possible red flags I've noticed in certain women for a while now. If you're looking for a good partner for a stable, healthy relationship filled with peace of mind or just curious, this could be worth a read:
      1. Long (fake) nails
      2. Fake hair (~long and/or bright colored)
      3. Makeup (mostly heavy makeup)
      4. Big earrings
      5. Provocative clothing
      6. Very active on social media (attention seeking content; thirst trap antics, etc.)
      7. Questionable.. questions (e.g. "Babe, would you date me if I were a worm", "babe do you think I'm pretty"..)
      8. Tattoos/body mods/piercings (especially in weird places)
      9. Most/all of her friends are male.
      10. Promiscuous or Using se>< as a proxy for feeling loved and adored (this can be especially true for people who struggle with attachment issues/daddy issues)
      11. S.I.G.N language (Shaming, Insult, Guilting & Need to be right)
      12. Herd mentality/No sign of individualism (follows beauty standards, fashion trends, body ideals, bad friends or other trends without questioning or reflecting on their reason[s] for doing so) [often correlates with No. 2, 3 & 5]
      13. Spoilt brat-like/elitist behaviour (e.g. people who refer to themselves as "bad b*tches", claim to have "very high standards" or are "high maintenance" ) [often correlates with No. 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5]
      14. Materialistic [often correlates with No. 12 & 13]
      15. Their actions don't follow their words (cognitive dissonance)
      16. No sense of boundaries
      17. Uses past events or personal information you gave when you 'opened up' to them, as ammunition against you during fights or quarrels.
      18. Clingy, jealous or possessive (e.g. not being allowed to have any female friends)
      19. Frequent quarrels over trivial things--it seems some people think toxicity makes relationships more 'fun or exciting' (or even straight up admit they enjoy toxicity in relationships)
      20. Habit of lying (shouldn't be ignored [along with No. 7, 14 & 16] as it could escalate over time [often correlates with No. 10, 11, 13 & 15. Possibly with No. 6] )
      21. Has a tiny, little girl/baby-like voice (possibly due to trauma or abuse at a young age [Reference: Dr. Drew Pinsky - Loveline] )
      22. Expects you to 'mind-read' their thoughts and/or 'hints'--- (Quora; Do women expect men to be mind-readers?)
      *Their mentality of dependence and expectations is so high they use emotions to smoke screen this shameful behaviour. [Shouldn't be ignored. Could correlate with No. 19]
      23. Sh*t Tests---"used to determine your frame. Frame is a concept which essentially means 'composure and self-control.” (shouldn't be ignored; usually continues indefinitely, may escalate over time [Often correlates with No. 11, 16 & 19. Possibly with No. 7 & 17] )
      24. Ultimatums (could correlate with No. 13, 16 & 18)
      25. Can't/doesn't take 'No' for an answer (Strongly correlates with No. 16, possibly with No. 11 & 18 [Shouldn't be ignored; possible sign of an abusive person, may lead to tantrums, physical assault or other 'crazy' behaviours] )
      26. Comes from a broken/toxic/abusive home and/or lacks (proper) parental figure(s). (Often correlates with No. 4, 6, 8, 10, 16, 19, 20 [compulsive or pathological lying] & 21)
      *The issue is simply not just coming from aforementioned homes, but many don't seek professional help and/or properly work on themselves so they carry that mental/emotional baggage into their relationships.
      27. They're often passive aggressive (Could correlate with No. 22. Possibly with No. 7, 11, 19 & 25)

  • @TheBritishPatriot
    @TheBritishPatriot 2 роки тому +5128

    I wonder what Griffy's neighbor was thinking when he was recoding the call-outs!

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому +4

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think..

    • @Prince_Sidon
      @Prince_Sidon 2 роки тому +55

      He has a big ass house.
      He doesn't have neighbors nearby.

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh 2 роки тому

      @@Prince_Sidon oh yeah? where does he live?

    • @nobzwrld9380
      @nobzwrld9380 2 роки тому +17

      @@Josiuh long beach California

    • @htxflow
      @htxflow 2 роки тому +1

      He had just watched Shadkindafunny skit and thought to do the same skit but more graphic

  • @altercationn3287
    @altercationn3287 2 роки тому +14590

    “But mine is harrrrddd” 😂😂😂

    • @Jay1The1N00b
      @Jay1The1N00b 2 роки тому +291

      I read the comment just as he said that lmaoo

    • @GriefHC
      @GriefHC 2 роки тому +388

      I’m crying rn. Why’d he say it like that 😂

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell 2 роки тому +110

      I'm fucking dying

    • @aceofaces1506
      @aceofaces1506 2 роки тому +44

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @KW1LL1S
      @KW1LL1S 2 роки тому +35

      @@GriefHC because of Trarags

  • @tehcowgoesquack
    @tehcowgoesquack 2 роки тому +3110

    “Blitzkrieg bukkake”
    I genuinely can’t fucking breathe 😂

    • @BruceySaidImDeo
      @BruceySaidImDeo 2 роки тому +66

      Hold the blood

    • @gautampoojary7371
      @gautampoojary7371 2 роки тому +11

      Can someone please explain that phrase to me

    • @deli8878
      @deli8878 2 роки тому +41

      @@gautampoojary7371 Blitzkrieg is like a fast suprise attack and overwhelming cause its force is concentrated. And bukkake you should know what it means, don’t need to explain it. Now combine that it’s basically a suprise and overwhelming bukkake.

    • @shintaro797
      @shintaro797 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@gautampoojary7371 It's a method of combat the Wehrmacht used in World War II, and it's how they were able to pull off the invasion of Poland. It basically combines land and air forces as well.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 2 роки тому +7

      @@shintaro797 Ahhhhh so we doing bukkake from ABOVE and (somehow) below eh??

  • @jessediaz1293
    @jessediaz1293 2 роки тому +2890

    “Let me give him a hicky, I’m giving him a hicky”
    Probably the less sus line😂

    • @WhiteNoBeard471
      @WhiteNoBeard471 2 роки тому +22

      Least

    • @shrimpscampin
      @shrimpscampin 2 роки тому +38

      HE SPIT IN MY MOUTH

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому +2

      I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me fam

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart 2 роки тому +1

      Nah brah, that's gayer than deep throating dudes.

    • @CaliGramz
      @CaliGramz 2 роки тому +16

      Nah. "Balls between his thighs" because all you're doing is sitting on his lap. Not putting lips to another man's neck and passionately sucking until it turns purple.
      *Cue Riley from Boondocks*

  • @rippedrichardwaterson
    @rippedrichardwaterson 2 роки тому +3607

    " OH MY GOD THEY ARE RUNNING A TRAIN ON MEEE!"
    Griffy: "oh I know what this means"😂

    • @RoninofCrimsonMaple
      @RoninofCrimsonMaple 2 роки тому +31

      His Father taught him well.

    • @YOSH931
      @YOSH931 2 роки тому +26

      @@RoninofCrimsonMaple He's not Griffy's dad.

    • @RoninofCrimsonMaple
      @RoninofCrimsonMaple 2 роки тому +10

      @@YOSH931 Theres a skit where griffy plays as his dad to tell him how he was born.

    • @alncdr
      @alncdr 2 роки тому +17

      @@RoninofCrimsonMaple he's not his dad

    • @RoninofCrimsonMaple
      @RoninofCrimsonMaple 2 роки тому +2

      @@alncdr The griffyverse is expansive. Griffy is a mom, dad, feminist, school shooter, white boy and even a cop.
      Dont tell me what he is and isnt when he can be anything.

  • @daquanennis8914
    @daquanennis8914 2 роки тому +9467

    He really OUTDID HIMSELF in this one. I’ve never been speechless and dead from laughing at the same time 😭😭

  • @christianmino4073
    @christianmino4073 2 роки тому +596

    "I NEED A BLITZKRIEG BUKAKE, HOLD THE BLOOD!"

  • @Shins-Lady
    @Shins-Lady 2 роки тому +4609

    "That ain't nothing but a dildo dipped in bathsalts."
    I'm fucking dead

    • @kyovibe
      @kyovibe 2 роки тому +11

      💀

    • @pachasnft9954
      @pachasnft9954 2 роки тому +10

      I’m crying🤣🤣

    • @trentgrigsby333
      @trentgrigsby333 2 роки тому +9

      I wanted to like your comment but its at 420 and I just smoked a bowl so that could bring bad luck or something.

    • @Shins-Lady
      @Shins-Lady 2 роки тому

      @@trentgrigsby333 Gotchu fam lol

    • @desmondlau1385
      @desmondlau1385 2 роки тому +5

      What does that even mean?

  • @Hugemustardfan
    @Hugemustardfan 2 роки тому +2669

    “Im a shit on his chest but then ima drag the dookie across his lips” I can’t bro 😂😂😂

    • @deeznuts8886
      @deeznuts8886 2 роки тому +5

      Another Zack ahhhhh I comment on all the ones I see theres toooo many of us! Too many and all of you spell your name out....must be a zack thing

    • @anxietyinnerdarkness
      @anxietyinnerdarkness Рік тому +1

      Bro that line literally brought me back to this video 😶💀

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 місяці тому

      🤢🤮

  • @nerdonabudget
    @nerdonabudget 2 роки тому +14964

    I'm really curious how he plans these videos out, like, does he remember the lines of the second character so that he leaves enough space in between? Or is this just all off the top of the head and he does it in one take? Or does he have the audio actually playing in his ear pre-recorded so that he knows when to react to each sus call out. Either way, his acting and timing is on point as always 👌

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому +132

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @notachannel5476
      @notachannel5476 2 роки тому +359

      i now can see your a man of culture not just a pc builder

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому +20

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think.

    • @AceW0rld
      @AceW0rld 2 роки тому +248

      He probably spends about 2 to 3 hours filming

    • @mohammedmikky5154
      @mohammedmikky5154 2 роки тому +60

      That’s what I was wondering as well

  • @LoveZaiyd
    @LoveZaiyd 2 роки тому +238

    “DONT LET HIM NUT IN MY MOOOOUTH” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BlueFoxDA
    @BlueFoxDA 2 роки тому +6507

    Griffy is always putting in the effort in his videos. For that, he is a legend.

    • @jovanka--------5302
      @jovanka--------5302 2 роки тому

      *Only for fans over 18 years old* *BLONDEGIRLS.SITE*
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 2 роки тому

      Btw i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому +1

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think.

    • @percival8193
      @percival8193 2 роки тому +4

      I meannnn his ideas are cool and he funny asl, but in all reality he just sit there and press record. Not really a lot of effort imo lol. Dude puts a 2-3 min skit together twice a week and calls it a day 🤣😭 gotta love him tho, no hate

    • @BlueFoxDA
      @BlueFoxDA 2 роки тому +3

      @@percival8193 lol yeah. Im just overreacting

  • @ndibrino211
    @ndibrino211 2 роки тому +622

    "My ball are trapped between his thighs" pure gold

  • @David-Starwarsfan
    @David-Starwarsfan 2 роки тому +2403

    Had a similar experience playing Apex, all of his call outs were sus but the last one was “ holy fuck, im being tag teamed by these guys, help! They’re fucking me! They’re fucking me and I can’t stop them”

    • @bassyttv1198
      @bassyttv1198 2 роки тому +210

      I'm getting gabgbanged is my phrase

    • @NightFML
      @NightFML 2 роки тому +10

      Bro apex is where all the sus niggas be😭🤣

    • @zeusmight69r22
      @zeusmight69r22 2 роки тому +99

      You should hear my best friend and I. We be MAD sus that my husband is always like "wtf is going on?!" Lol XD

    • @foodshiesty3270
      @foodshiesty3270 2 роки тому +1

      I prefer to call out that I'm going to beat those dudes off

    • @yamomsahoe2430
      @yamomsahoe2430 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 Рік тому +225

    "Are we good?"
    "No, we are not good at all."
    "Okay, good!"😂

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 роки тому +517

    This video is the embodiment of how parties are at 3AM. Legendary.

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me dawg

    • @spicy.sunday2814
      @spicy.sunday2814 2 роки тому

      WHO ARE YOU PLAYING WITH THAT'S SCREAMING ALL THIS AT 3AM

  • @dommydraws1526
    @dommydraws1526 2 роки тому +2750

    I held my composure until he said “dude, you’re sus as fuck” 😂😂😂 the hypocrisy

    • @Dave-zt1ls
      @Dave-zt1ls 2 роки тому +37

      Thank you for that explanation

    • @zorrakas320
      @zorrakas320 2 роки тому +36

      @@Dave-zt1ls thank you for showing us you’re unhappy.

    • @cphtcq9696
      @cphtcq9696 2 роки тому +2

      Lol that’s how it really is with hypocrisy nowadays 😩😂😂😂

    • @ssjrosethanos1996
      @ssjrosethanos1996 2 роки тому +23

      This is literally my friends. Say all the weirdest shit, then I say one thing and I'm automatically sus hahahaha

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 2 роки тому

      fr!

  • @ForceEdge47
    @ForceEdge47 2 роки тому +1515

    Lmao I love how everyone including Griffy collectively agrees that "THEY ARE TRYING TO RUN A TRAIN ON ME" is actually a pretty common and self explanatory callout.

  • @TheTyphoon365
    @TheTyphoon365 2 роки тому +271

    Probably the funniest skit I've seen in memory, I can imagine what his neighbors think when he's recording hahaha

  • @machineunit
    @machineunit 2 роки тому +3845

    There's no way these videos aren't getting demonitized which means LBG is literally just doing this for our entertainment. We love you, Griffy.

    • @Skarwind
      @Skarwind 2 роки тому +118

      Sponsors/other things. He still gets paid.

    • @ivobril4445
      @ivobril4445 2 роки тому +38

      I got an ad on this video so I guess this is somehow monetized

    • @ssgssbeet4133
      @ssgssbeet4133 2 роки тому +21

      Lesbians Bis and Gays?… jk

    • @drjonesey5
      @drjonesey5 2 роки тому +104

      @@ivobril4445 Nah UA-cam don't work like that. They can put an ad and still not pay you.

    • @DonovanDeans
      @DonovanDeans 2 роки тому +41

      The homie has about 10+ sponsor companies ready with a check every vid he gives a shoutout, and literally millions of fans to buy his merch. Half the time, half the vid is literally just an ad, hilarious and all. Don't you worry, homeboy cashin' in more than you know.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 2 роки тому +2567

    Griffy is a genius

    • @hextav
      @hextav 2 роки тому +5

      he makes the best videos

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому +1

      I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro

    • @slytherine373
      @slytherine373 2 роки тому

      Are you American?

    • @bajuu_77
      @bajuu_77 2 роки тому +6

      I forgot about you and I'm surprised

    • @thatperson9478
      @thatperson9478 2 роки тому +1

      Kylo Ren is that you?

  • @MohamedAli-hm8cd
    @MohamedAli-hm8cd 2 роки тому +867

    “Blitzkrieg bukkake,hold the blood”, how does he keep coming up with this shit?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DavosOffline
    @DavosOffline Рік тому +25

    “but mine is HARDDD”😭

  • @thoughtless2050
    @thoughtless2050 2 роки тому +1666

    Griffy: "They're pounding my throat! My throat is pregnant!"
    Me: "How are you still talking then?"

    • @cheesemuffin8129
      @cheesemuffin8129 2 роки тому +140

      "It's a metaphor"

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому +2

      I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me dad

    • @Dante_S550_Turbo
      @Dante_S550_Turbo 2 роки тому +12

      prractice

    • @michaelcooper4175
      @michaelcooper4175 2 роки тому +4

      @@Dante_S550_Turbo 😂🤣😂

    • @sagen06
      @sagen06 2 роки тому +21

      You mean your girl cant multitask? Feelsbadman

  • @Blaze-kz2uk
    @Blaze-kz2uk 2 роки тому +1626

    We here for great laughs Griff!

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому +2

      Griffy inspired me to start making skits.I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think.

    • @Blaze-kz2uk
      @Blaze-kz2uk 2 роки тому

      Oh dang 1.2k likes that's crazy. Hope Griff and everyone else in the comment section is doing good

    • @josh8945
      @josh8945 2 роки тому

      NPC ??

  • @societysfailure1012
    @societysfailure1012 2 роки тому +222

    “But mine is haaaaaaaaaard~” bro this video is pure gold 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @edfed3797
    @edfed3797 Рік тому +67

    Hands down one of the funniest video griffy has made. My mouth hurts from laughing.

  • @totalq724
    @totalq724 2 роки тому +236

    “No consent, I need a blitzkrieg bukake… hold the blood” LOOOL

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me dan

  • @CWH1128
    @CWH1128 2 роки тому +1660

    😂😂 the funny part is, your teammates won’t think anything of it if they’re really locked in

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому +30

      Facts

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому +1

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think...🙏🏿💯

    • @AchedSphinx
      @AchedSphinx 2 роки тому +71

      yeah, his mistake was waiting until after the fight when all the adrenaline was gone.

    • @KaiMaiBrei
      @KaiMaiBrei 2 роки тому +2

      Hold up you speaking of experience? xd

    • @xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx
      @xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx 2 роки тому +3

      For real… “OKAY OKAY COMING COMING HANG ON” 😂😂😂😂

  • @chinchin4618
    @chinchin4618 2 роки тому +712

    Only reason why Griffy got upset and left is because he didn't get all the action he was expecting from his teammate.

    • @xer0day
      @xer0day 2 роки тому +6

      Sometimes that's the way it is haha. When the teammate builds it up so much, expectations get too high.
      I make apex content, not like Griffy obviously, but I put out montages and shorts. Give me a minute and go check one out!

    • @benjaminwatson7868
      @benjaminwatson7868 2 роки тому +8

      @@xer0day very slick but it was at least a smooth transition

    • @xer0day
      @xer0day 2 роки тому

      @@benjaminwatson7868 haha thanks

    • @at2031
      @at2031 2 роки тому +1

      Pause

  • @moz6388
    @moz6388 11 місяців тому +8

    "bro this squad absolutely destroyed me at the showers"
    Actual call out in Warzone.

  • @nexalcorp2323
    @nexalcorp2323 2 роки тому +1925

    As a french person, I can freely play this video around my family, and when they ask me what is he talking about, I could literally say *"Oh he's just screaming because he just learned that his sister is pregnant"* and then my brother - who also speaks English - would be dying laughing

  • @Dondon09313
    @Dondon09313 2 роки тому +455

    “COME ON THEM NO CONSENT”
    Griffy is genius😂😂

  • @shrek9489
    @shrek9489 2 роки тому +716

    This is a certified hood classic

    • @caramel2933
      @caramel2933 2 роки тому +4

      holy shit it’s shrek

    • @denny4518
      @denny4518 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh.

    • @kenyasmith1995
      @kenyasmith1995 2 роки тому +1

      🙄

    • @KANTV1
      @KANTV1 2 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/users/shortsaoNU401S5Ag?feature=share

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 2 роки тому +1

      Btw i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂

  • @ethanwood6832
    @ethanwood6832 2 роки тому +47

    "I NEED A BLITZKRIEG BUKAKE, hold the blood." Lol

  • @Wint9rification
    @Wint9rification 2 роки тому +608

    I swear, griffy seals the deal for him getting literally any job with each and every video

  • @209animefreak
    @209animefreak 2 роки тому +134

    "Giving him a hickey! Giving him a hickey!" 💀💀💀

  • @prodigy_spoken548
    @prodigy_spoken548 2 роки тому +1053

    “I’m gonna do a reach around I’m gonna shit on his chest and I’m gonna drag the dooky across his lips” this line killed me💀

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому +2

      Kuz man I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @chamirajones206
      @chamirajones206 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @brother_Tennessee
      @brother_Tennessee 2 роки тому +6

      @@realfarmer21 funny how you always go on black UA-camrs channel to promote your page but you never go on any other UA-camr that's of another race

    • @americanski521
      @americanski521 2 роки тому +1

      ☠☠☠

    • @omnimonafroamerikaner7245
      @omnimonafroamerikaner7245 2 роки тому +1

      26 Mic they're not remotely funny. You're just an edgy zoomer trying to make some quick views.
      Leave youtube and go back to high school kid

  • @DaGreenMarshmello
    @DaGreenMarshmello 2 роки тому +94

    You had me at “He spit in my mouth!!” 🤣💀🤣

  • @ex3_69k5
    @ex3_69k5 2 роки тому +76

    "we coming"..." come on them" I wasn't expecting that

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 2 роки тому +656

    How does he keep making such good content?!

    • @ElementTimez
      @ElementTimez 2 роки тому +9

      Bots on bots….

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez 2 роки тому +7

      @@ElementTimez Dude you ain’t lyin’! These shits flood my inbox!

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому

      @@ElementTimez facts

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think...🙏🏿💯

    • @phenix6056
      @phenix6056 2 роки тому +4

      @YeaMan nigga can't even spell page

  • @schmliff0873
    @schmliff0873 2 роки тому +251

    Griffy proves again that he is the sus god

  • @RogueAtom_1
    @RogueAtom_1 2 роки тому +67

    He is yelling out suspect calls and then he has the audacity to yell out “keep the fuck up“. 😂

  • @jackhanver1420
    @jackhanver1420 2 роки тому +194

    *Meanwhile the programmer*
    "Steven, why did u put those options there?"
    "Well Andrew, I wanted to see how much I can get away with it"

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 роки тому +8

    When "that one friend might be gay" is _playing_ with you.
    Playing in different ways.

  • @saeed6825
    @saeed6825 2 роки тому +154

    “My throat is pregnant”
    Gets me every time

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому +1

      Yur g I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

  • @Kingu32
    @Kingu32 2 роки тому +31

    I'm so impressed by the comedic timing on this one

  • @therealruthless1970
    @therealruthless1970 2 роки тому +158

    "Dirty Sanchez meets Steamroller Supreme" Absolutely Golden 😂😂😂

  • @springwater3723
    @springwater3723 2 роки тому +76

    “Imma sh*t on his chest and drag the dookie across his lips” killed me🤣🤣💀

  • @dtheres12
    @dtheres12 2 роки тому +151

    Griffy….your style of comedy is its own level….legendary…never thought I’d laugh at every vid you post. Never stop my G

  • @samiboi8521
    @samiboi8521 5 місяців тому +3

    My throat is pregnant from all the throat pounding I’ve endured!!! 😂😂😂

  • @ill_steal_your_pbj7363
    @ill_steal_your_pbj7363 2 роки тому +276

    “These guys are trying to run a fucking a train on me!”
    “Okay… okay, I know what that one means…”

  • @wackywoohooman
    @wackywoohooman 2 роки тому +113

    I love how griffy posts 100% true content

  • @darktemplar8140
    @darktemplar8140 2 роки тому +68

    "Where are you guys? Are you guys coming?"
    That's gonna be weird hearing that from now on.

  • @qxp2k
    @qxp2k 2 роки тому +17

    *I feel like Griffy just hits record and says the first thing that comes to mind*

  • @dra-dragonix1406
    @dra-dragonix1406 2 роки тому +39

    "I'm gonna do a reacharound, I'm gonna shit on his chest and drag the dookie across his lips"
    "WHAT ARE THESE CALLOUTS?"

  • @JetstreamSam343
    @JetstreamSam343 2 роки тому +199

    "We are not good at all" but those headphones look good af

    • @iarepanther9892
      @iarepanther9892 2 роки тому

      What are his headsets? The brand I’m looking for some right now.

    • @johnlawful2272
      @johnlawful2272 2 роки тому

      @@iarepanther9892 no clue but I'm looking at some hectate

  • @greendro6410
    @greendro6410 2 роки тому +73

    That "But mines is hard" got me 💀😂🤣

  • @hauntedmoon6210
    @hauntedmoon6210 2 роки тому +25

    When you said your first sus line towards the end I stopped smiling too and was like “pause.”😂😂

  • @gurkarnprihar4848
    @gurkarnprihar4848 2 роки тому +156

    Griffy really just reliving his own SUS experiences 😂😂😂😂
    Keep the content coming bro 🔥

    • @cityguy412
      @cityguy412 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rLCiTa1-dLc/v-deo.html 😄

  • @Surgery7
    @Surgery7 2 роки тому +27

    1:39 yeah that's not a sentence you wanna say wearing luffy on your chest.💀

  • @fabianguerrier8679
    @fabianguerrier8679 2 роки тому +1123

    He said “Dilido dipped in bath salts” as I was taking a sip of water and I proceeded to cough my lungs out cause I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 and the whole video just had me dying till I couldn’t breath 🤣🤣. Hood shit Griffey. I almost died for 2 minutes

    • @Desi_Nehra
      @Desi_Nehra 2 роки тому +31

      Rule Of Thumb: *Do not watch Griffy while eating or drinking if you don't wanna die from choking!*

    • @dm3892
      @dm3892 2 роки тому +10

      Rookie mistake

    • @-m.d.n-9019
      @-m.d.n-9019 2 роки тому +5

      @@Desi_Nehra yep. That should be Griffey's viewer warning.

  • @SkylarEmelio91
    @SkylarEmelio91 2 роки тому +200

    Imma use that next time in squads lol
    "Enemy team to the left, aiight fellas let's give em that Blitzkrieg Bukkake" 😂😂

    • @BLAAZE99
      @BLAAZE99 2 роки тому +2

      how did they react lmao

    • @CalTM54
      @CalTM54 2 роки тому +2

      How did they react lmao

  • @oldman7408
    @oldman7408 2 роки тому +35

    0:16 moistcritikal should see this

  • @Q_N-
    @Q_N- 2 роки тому +185

    In a span of just 2 mins, I laughed my god damn soul out 🤣🤣🤣 if there was an emoji for laughing as hard as I did just now, this man should create it! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @darthderp8066
    @darthderp8066 2 роки тому +33

    0:41 sounds like something on GTA online

  • @Juan-nd8hd
    @Juan-nd8hd 2 роки тому +11

    Everything literally everything from the beginning to 0:30 is just so hilarious bro, “are we good, are we good, are we good, are we good? No we’re not good,. Ok good” bro this his best video ever bro, I love this one to much

  • @jasondmarajh
    @jasondmarajh 2 роки тому +39

    1:07 Imagine his neighbors hearing him recording this part

    • @_Jai_
      @_Jai_ 2 роки тому +9

      Yo I was thinking the exact same thing. Lmfao. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @trill1252
      @trill1252 2 роки тому +7

      😂🤣 they be like “yo…. There he goes again “

    • @Nikkkuuuuuu
      @Nikkkuuuuuu 8 місяців тому

      😂

  • @elilox1083
    @elilox1083 2 роки тому +40

    "He's literally f*cking my throat" is the funniest thing I've heard in 2022 🤣

  • @urgaaanZ
    @urgaaanZ 2 роки тому +284

    I’m actually rocking with these almost daily videos! Don’t hurt yourself doing all this though we will still love you if you need a break😄

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому

      Ku g I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

  • @ben690
    @ben690 Рік тому +8

    this is a comedic masterpiece (just like every other video this man has created)

  • @CrisDontMiss
    @CrisDontMiss 2 роки тому +85

    Griffy took it to far. I agree with his teammate, that was hella sus. He needs to get his head in the game.

    • @yuuji3795
      @yuuji3795 2 роки тому +13

      give me some head in the game

    • @dillpicklesock
      @dillpicklesock 2 роки тому +6

      @@yuuji3795 beat me to it
      you can beat me to it

    • @truffle6082
      @truffle6082 2 роки тому +1

      Yes he needs it.

    • @cityguy412
      @cityguy412 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rLCiTa1-dLc/v-deo.html 😄

  • @JoJo_Reference2
    @JoJo_Reference2 2 роки тому +16

    1:12 *when gibraltar does his finisher*

  • @tezhope
    @tezhope 2 роки тому +32

    always a joy watching your skits
    keep it up, you are the best my man, much love

  • @ScaryArtist-123
    @ScaryArtist-123 6 місяців тому +2

    This video literally made me laugh like a freaking maniac. This video is just way too hilarious!

  • @chrisbryant5312
    @chrisbryant5312 2 роки тому +59

    Funny as always Griff keep up the great work!

  • @makiwuwu5331
    @makiwuwu5331 2 роки тому +51

    1:02 is literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣, i cant even quote it .

  • @rb9882
    @rb9882 2 роки тому +12

    Griffy just casually sent millions down a dark rabbit hole with that "blitzkrieg bukkake" bar

  • @hlwanmoe1981
    @hlwanmoe1981 9 місяців тому +2

    That background voice always cracks me up.

  • @StarWolf_88
    @StarWolf_88 2 роки тому +41

    Love this guy. Went through a break up and been just binging and laughing.

  • @pabloescobarjr.6530
    @pabloescobarjr.6530 2 роки тому +34

    "Dildo dipped in bathsalts"😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Madderthanjoker
    @Madderthanjoker 2 роки тому +33

    The genuine fear you can hear in this skit makes me wonder what his neighbors must think.

  • @jonathankamwa726
    @jonathankamwa726 2 роки тому +3

    The blitzkrieg bukkake killed me 😂😂

  • @fredaenrique6099
    @fredaenrique6099 2 роки тому +35

    I havent laughed that hard in a good while. Thank you.

  • @lukeelbourne5290
    @lukeelbourne5290 2 роки тому +14

    I love that "Come on them" and "They're running a train on me" are very commonly used.

  • @googleisfascist9278
    @googleisfascist9278 2 роки тому +7

    “BUT MINE IS HAAAAaaaRrrDDD!”

  • @MazBreh
    @MazBreh 29 днів тому +1

    This is how Diddy would callout if he played COD

  • @ericmsandoval
    @ericmsandoval 2 роки тому +121

    Imagine being his neighbor and hearing all that next door lol

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me sweet

    • @jcam320
      @jcam320 2 роки тому +1

      @@realfarmer21 i saw one of your videos. Didn't make me laugh much tbh. . But I'ma give you a follow anyways. Keep on grinding.

  • @tommywilliams9414
    @tommywilliams9414 2 роки тому +128

    How do you manage to come up with literally every scenario?

  • @SSJSwole
    @SSJSwole 2 роки тому +7

    “BUT MINE IS HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRrrrrrd!” 🤣💀💀

  • @AutumnOnFire
    @AutumnOnFire Рік тому +1

    Whole squad's mics were on mute so mans had to MAKE THEM check.

  • @orangecluster3202
    @orangecluster3202 2 роки тому +27

    I love how Griffy been playing Apex almost since like season 1. He really knows the struggle lmaooo

  • @minnow9456
    @minnow9456 2 роки тому +10

    I was given a "he's 3 meters to the left" callout once

  • @neilxdavis5359
    @neilxdavis5359 2 роки тому +158

    Lenarr, Griffy, Caleb, and RDC are the goats of making skits. They all inspired me to start making skits last December. Lmk what y'all think.🙏

  • @Memebox711
    @Memebox711 2 роки тому +19

    I was expecting the signature sound effect at 1:25