What Game Callouts Sound Like To Your Parents

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  • @johnkyl123
    @johnkyl123 3 роки тому +9078

    I completely lost it at “Son.. don’t give em no more shots 😭”

    • @yunglord1635
      @yunglord1635 3 роки тому +55

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @datboinyjil8627
      @datboinyjil8627 3 роки тому +25

      😭😭💀💀

    • @ThunderBlastvideo
      @ThunderBlastvideo 3 роки тому +6

      Yet he comes in his room with... Real guns

    • @angelprado2845
      @angelprado2845 3 роки тому +2

      @@ThunderBlastvideo the dad wasn’t talking about guns right there lol you are dumb

    • @roycastanon5754
      @roycastanon5754 3 роки тому +39

      @@ThunderBlastvideo you innocent soul

  • @tunnelingkiller4677
    @tunnelingkiller4677 3 роки тому +20074

    Definitely reminds me of when I played Warzone and yelled “He’s wall banging me” and my dad started laughing when I came out of my room asking me about it.

  • @notasovietspy8502
    @notasovietspy8502 Рік тому +4306

    I remember saying "bro im coming out of the closet"and my dad went to my room and started laughing

    • @HarperSophia
      @HarperSophia 11 місяців тому +58

      💀💀💀

    • @antkiller7537
      @antkiller7537 10 місяців тому +145

      Dead by Daylight?

    • @soralee1910
      @soralee1910 10 місяців тому +75

      Alive by Nightlight?

    • @antkiller7537
      @antkiller7537 10 місяців тому +27

      @@soralee1910 dwight, hurry! Finish the gens or else, we will be *Dead by daylight*

    • @C0lon0
      @C0lon0 10 місяців тому

      ​@@soralee1910Alive by Nightdark

  • @ScottyTownsend91
    @ScottyTownsend91 2 роки тому +5252

    Not parent related but this shit is funny on your spouses too! My wife came in the room one day mad asf because I yelled out in ranked on apex “Leave her for me I want THAT ASS” my wife came in ready to kill me and the wraith I just downed 🤣

  • @deagle2yadome696
    @deagle2yadome696 3 роки тому +72268

    Dudes callouts be like “There’s 3 guys coming on me. They’re finishing”

    • @uttkarshtewari2532
      @uttkarshtewari2532 3 роки тому +2361

      Lol

    • @banuner_
      @banuner_ 3 роки тому +3006

      I’m getting finished over here please come

    • @gjc5750
      @gjc5750 3 роки тому +1681

      I said this a couple days ago and my friend never let me hear the end of it

    • @TaIIer
      @TaIIer 3 роки тому +756

      @@gjc5750 because he know you freaky

    • @bigpapa3000
      @bigpapa3000 3 роки тому +834

      i cant believe i’ve said this so many times and just now realize how i sounded saying it

  • @x-pertprofessional5247
    @x-pertprofessional5247 2 роки тому +21041

    Yo I heard my roommate making call outs "He's pushing. He's coming. He's on me. He's literally on top of me. He's inside me" and I started dying 🤣

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu 2 роки тому +1667

      Sometimes it be like that and your teammates just let you get violated and toyed with

    • @BattleOverride856
      @BattleOverride856 2 роки тому +1

      You're supposed to opt for getting jumped in. You chose getting fucked in? Yo wtf?

    • @jonathansclassroom8811
      @jonathansclassroom8811 2 роки тому +255

      That was so funny. Made me laugh 2 separate times. Now 3

    • @jonathansclassroom8811
      @jonathansclassroom8811 2 роки тому +701

      It must have been a real serious situation if it got to “He’s inside me”

    • @CaptainUncle1836
      @CaptainUncle1836 2 роки тому +69

      This made me cry laughing 😂😂😂

  • @Div6ne
    @Div6ne 3 роки тому +4278

    I hate how accurate this is, they always be lookin at me like I’m weird or somethin😭

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 роки тому +18

      Fr though 😂 btw I make skits just like Shad . I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @TheAventurefilms
      @TheAventurefilms 3 роки тому +6

      FR🤣

    • @Juniorr757
      @Juniorr757 3 роки тому +76

      @@realfarmer21 stop self promoting not koo

    • @Force_RC21
      @Force_RC21 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @dasboom7133
      @dasboom7133 3 роки тому +5

      I got two guys on me!

  • @ayt________7614
    @ayt________7614 2 роки тому +584

    I love the way you can see through his glasses that he was actually playing

  • @shaebullen1878
    @shaebullen1878 3 роки тому +14598

    “Ayo there’s two guys on me, I’m weak, they’re hitting me from the back”

    • @qq3xy347
      @qq3xy347 3 роки тому +76

      Loooool

    • @ItsTrizzy262
      @ItsTrizzy262 3 роки тому +258

      Push push push! Give it to him deep!

    • @qq3xy347
      @qq3xy347 3 роки тому +263

      @@ItsTrizzy262 lmaoooo that just sounds wrong even with context lol

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 3 роки тому +253

      @@qq3xy347 yeah fr who says “give it to him deep” lmfao

    • @Novusa
      @Novusa 3 роки тому +42

      @@ItsTrizzy262 sounds like you’re trying to give birth

  • @UCt7z4WN-yMyGqDvczlTFXiQ
    @UCt7z4WN-yMyGqDvczlTFXiQ 3 роки тому +5861

    “The whole squad’s coming to finish me”

    • @pranavjoshi1637
      @pranavjoshi1637 3 роки тому +10

      I wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 likes 😂

    • @onyxrafle8066
      @onyxrafle8066 3 роки тому +11

      If I see this type of comment one more time I’m going to have to finish you

    • @pranavjoshi1637
      @pranavjoshi1637 3 роки тому +1

      @@onyxrafle8066 hehe clever 😐😏😂

    • @pianonian7314
      @pianonian7314 3 роки тому

      @@onyxrafle8066 honestly bruh

    • @mr.herbert532
      @mr.herbert532 3 роки тому +2

      @@pianonian7314 finish me daddy

  • @jayanbeharry3967
    @jayanbeharry3967 3 роки тому +19684

    Can we just appreciate the dad bursting into the room, while running akimbo

  • @stephaniel8164
    @stephaniel8164 2 роки тому +1871

    I'm the only female on my team and I'm always like "He's coming! He's coming on top of me!" if I'm alone and need backup so my teammates crack up laughing lol. I don't think about how I say stuff, I'm just panicking and need help!

  • @Fudge_Fantasy
    @Fudge_Fantasy 3 роки тому +10189

    Dad was a soldier, came in there with akimbo pistols.

    • @dogeofdojima3813
      @dogeofdojima3813 3 роки тому +144

      80 round mags?

    • @yaboidustin2447
      @yaboidustin2447 3 роки тому +25

      Duel wield>akimbo
      Akimbo sounds weird

    • @kanashii9472
      @kanashii9472 3 роки тому +182

      @@yaboidustin2447 akimbo sounds dope af what you mean

    • @alexy.9306
      @alexy.9306 3 роки тому +31

      @@kanashii9472 Bro hitting us with them scientific terms

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 3 роки тому +33

      @@yaboidustin2447 akimbo slice nigga

  • @obviousgreyman
    @obviousgreyman 3 роки тому +12401

    “I knew I shouldn’t have bought them skinny jeans”.

  • @governorjonah7315
    @governorjonah7315 3 роки тому +32188

    “Bro I knocked at least five dudes at superstore one time”
    “aT tHE StOrE??????????”

    • @Crowe828
      @Crowe828 3 роки тому +433

      And then you wonder why your dad won't let you walk to the store anymore lol

    • @Jimmy19382
      @Jimmy19382 3 роки тому +56

      @@Crowe828 molested

    • @r6god685
      @r6god685 3 роки тому +151

      so that's why dad never came back from the store?

    • @Getsaved7774
      @Getsaved7774 3 роки тому +26

      Ur pic makes this way more funny🤣

    • @52OH
      @52OH 3 роки тому +8

      Fucking lost it

  • @W-M1_broken
    @W-M1_broken 10 місяців тому +111

    "I'm in toilet. He's flashing me. It's long"
    Never ever was a play on Overpass more weirder than that.

    • @bhanupratap6405
      @bhanupratap6405 10 місяців тому +2

      I remember it was mentioned in girlfriend reviews video

    • @W-M1_broken
      @W-M1_broken 10 місяців тому +2

      @@bhanupratap6405 yeah
      i kinda forgot where that was from, so i couldn't give credits :sob:

    • @DuyTran-ix5sb
      @DuyTran-ix5sb 5 місяців тому

      @@W-M1_broken ua-cam.com/video/gE2LsC8EMUE/v-deo.html thank me later

  • @talisman1467
    @talisman1467 3 роки тому +10509

    "I'm being pushed from both sides at once"
    "Damn, I just got wall banged"
    "The dude flashed me"

    • @baited7967
      @baited7967 3 роки тому +429

      "this guy is just too hard to beat"

    • @EggsBakin
      @EggsBakin 3 роки тому +382

      “Man he really fucked me up hard”

    • @Blazer0
      @Blazer0 3 роки тому +33

      Valorant?

    • @mrschneider9685
      @mrschneider9685 3 роки тому +165

      "He's coming"

    • @1x449
      @1x449 3 роки тому +26

      @@Blazer0 or cs

  • @theanxoiushero800
    @theanxoiushero800 3 роки тому +3004

    “Aye bro he’s pushing he’s pushing, HES ON MY ASS”
    Took a lot of convincing to tell my parents it was just a game

  • @dudeimdudely7477
    @dudeimdudely7477 2 роки тому +423

    Teammate: “where’s the bloodhound”
    Me: “I got behind him and sprayed his ass, he aint getting up”
    My dad: *calls pastor*

  • @EthanAdey
    @EthanAdey 3 роки тому +9872

    “Man we’re going to have to push, go real deep in there.”

  • @deangelo7280
    @deangelo7280 3 роки тому +1376

    The “Son don’t give him no more shots” and the music had me dying.

    • @Kira-jz9yr
      @Kira-jz9yr 3 роки тому +8

      does anyone know the name of the song?👀

    • @tylerjohnson5775
      @tylerjohnson5775 3 роки тому +2

      I liked the comment but it would have been 421 instead of 420… I unliked to keep the perfection… have a nice day bro

    • @A.R.T.4
      @A.R.T.4 3 роки тому +6

      @@Kira-jz9yr Discover- Hosini & Jones

  • @marcrestorations492
    @marcrestorations492 3 роки тому +4791

    "I knocked him on the floor!"
    "Oh no, his friends coming,his coming!"
    "Finished him off!
    "Damn, that was hard!"

    • @MrsSking123
      @MrsSking123 3 роки тому +6

      @Max’s Manager no

    • @ahaan7478
      @ahaan7478 3 роки тому +5

      why does it suit thats what she said jokes

    • @jacoby7036
      @jacoby7036 3 роки тому +8

      @@ahaan7478 Because the whole punchline of That’s What She Said Jokes are that they sound dirty and that’s also the punchline of this joke.

    • @ahaan7478
      @ahaan7478 3 роки тому

      @@jacoby7036 ohk got it LOL
      Its fun tho

    • @theonlyricky
      @theonlyricky 3 роки тому +1

      Ain’t no gamer saying that was hard, the proper terminology is ‘ez’

  • @daltonblyth3890
    @daltonblyth3890 Рік тому +159

    That pause before “cheeks” was hilarious as hell

  • @thabreez456
    @thabreez456 3 роки тому +19045

    The dude's acting is so good I kinda feel bad for the dad.

  • @davidpatterson3906
    @davidpatterson3906 3 роки тому +12458

    “I knew I shouldn’t have bought him those skinny jeans”
    BRO I SCREAMED

    • @ashvinvaidyanathan7239
      @ashvinvaidyanathan7239 3 роки тому +210

      @@rj0527 how do you know someone's gay? Don't worry they'll tell you

    • @rj0527
      @rj0527 3 роки тому +92

      @@ashvinvaidyanathan7239 you act like this video didn’t bring up gay ppl first lmao

    • @rubthedude
      @rubthedude 3 роки тому +62

      @@rj0527 dog, homies be wildin' in these youtube comments man

    • @timotejianpoljak1859
      @timotejianpoljak1859 3 роки тому +16

      @@ashvinvaidyanathan7239 Sorry lgbt but that's true

    • @dantemiles689
      @dantemiles689 3 роки тому +6

      Water out my nose

  • @bmx9757
    @bmx9757 3 роки тому +12371

    Once i yelled “HES ON MY ASS! HES FINISHING COME GET HIM” while playing apex and my parents had a whole sit down with me

  • @taraskhan475
    @taraskhan475 10 місяців тому +66

    The acting and the facial expressions were gold! I can't stop cackling!😂😂

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames 10 місяців тому

      cackling is a good term. when you get self aware enough to realize how bad your personality is, the first thing id start trying to fix is cackling. im sure anybody unfortunate enough to be around you hates the noises you make. you might be less undesirable if you just stay quiet. then people wont see how awful your personality is!!!!!! you can thank me once you figure out that im right

  • @StevenLeeStudios
    @StevenLeeStudios 3 роки тому +14188

    After wiping a squad: F these kids lets goooo lmao

  • @daboyz2374
    @daboyz2374 3 роки тому +3576

    “He’s cracked, he’s cracked!”
    Dad: WHO DOING CRACK?!

  • @MattJohnson-cr4ik
    @MattJohnson-cr4ik 3 роки тому +4809

    When my grandfather moved in with us his room was right next my brother who gamed late at night. One day he came to my parents gravely concerned and thought my brother was on drugs, yelling about people coming to get him exclusively in the hours of the early morning.

  • @xmanninja5
    @xmanninja5 10 місяців тому +194

    This is actually a very deep metaphor for the loss of innocence, and that his dad doesn’t want to accept that his son is getting older, he just wants to hang on to what little is left of his baby boy. 10/10 - very emotional 😭

    • @damienkendrick1457
      @damienkendrick1457 10 місяців тому +8

      yes

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 8 місяців тому

      i mean if by loss of innocence you mean that he made it sound as if he does a fully-male gangbang then sure, okay

    • @anf23q26
      @anf23q26 7 місяців тому

      No he doesn't want hes son to be mentally ill. No one wants their child sick. Let alone being touched by other sick mfers.

    • @Goiaba308
      @Goiaba308 2 місяці тому +2

      It's actually about not wanting to have a gay son

    • @CrazyPanda688
      @CrazyPanda688 2 місяці тому

      Does anyone know what the background music is??

  • @thealteregoguy
    @thealteregoguy 3 роки тому +6502

    “Son don’t give em no more shots “ when I tell you I died laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mindblowingquestions
      @mindblowingquestions 2 роки тому +24

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mozamcheekiex8704
      @mozamcheekiex8704 2 роки тому +25

      Bruh the whole time and what made me laugh harder was thinking about the beat to Marvin's room by Drake lmao 😂

    • @Blizz247
      @Blizz247 2 роки тому +3

      @@mozamcheekiex8704 I knew it sounded familiar

    • @shadyfuucktherest
      @shadyfuucktherest 2 роки тому +17

      I know i shouldn't have bought him those skinny jeans 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @OfficialHoodSquad
      @OfficialHoodSquad 2 роки тому +4

      I SWEAR TO GOD BOE!!!😂🤣 DIS NIGGA IS FUNNY AS FUCK... WELL.. KINDA FUNNY. LOL😂

  • @murphy0
    @murphy0 3 роки тому +4688

    The dad is the embodiment of Sully in monsters inc when he’s all sad

  • @Sh4tterdL0g1c
    @Sh4tterdL0g1c 3 роки тому +2633

    There’s 3 dudes in shower I’m boutta push in!
    This shit hilarious 😂😂

    • @lilmansindrom1890
      @lilmansindrom1890 3 роки тому +13

      Yo i started dyin when he showed the dads reaction 😂😂😂

    • @tuxedo1557
      @tuxedo1557 3 роки тому +10

      dude i might have to make a csgo map with an area called shower

    • @think7220
      @think7220 3 роки тому

      @@tuxedo1557 LMAO

    • @cstacksineedthat
      @cstacksineedthat 3 роки тому +15

      @@tuxedo1557 there’s valorant which already has an area called showers

    • @techno_105
      @techno_105 3 роки тому +1

      @@tuxedo1557 de_train

  • @justsomeguywithasandwich5906
    @justsomeguywithasandwich5906 2 роки тому +32

    That’s a good father. He heard his kid yelling for help, and he jumped in without hesitation.

  • @shayan8445
    @shayan8445 3 роки тому +2587

    "No, he aint gonna clap my cheeks no more I'mma clap his" *smacks lips*

    • @RigzisRoman
      @RigzisRoman 3 роки тому +8

      💀

    • @AYYYY8D
      @AYYYY8D 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Q84zQyuAhEc/v-deo.html

    • @_Louch_
      @_Louch_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@RigzisRoman woooowww

    • @loganm2766
      @loganm2766 3 роки тому

      Trump won biden cheated

    • @Kaimax_
      @Kaimax_ 3 роки тому

      @@loganm2766 stfu

  • @ERS1713
    @ERS1713 3 роки тому +2174

    “I knew I shouldn’t have bought him those skinny jeans” lmao

    • @afkmarz8303
      @afkmarz8303 3 роки тому +3

      What's so funny about that

    • @camtwan1
      @camtwan1 3 роки тому +71

      @@afkmarz8303 oh boy it's the feelings police

    • @afkmarz8303
      @afkmarz8303 3 роки тому +1

      @@camtwan1 you make no sense either

    • @ismaelgardunojr9761
      @ismaelgardunojr9761 3 роки тому +44

      @@afkmarz8303 cause you have no sense of humor

    • @johnjason1251
      @johnjason1251 3 роки тому +2

      @@afkmarz8303🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dpong8928
    @dpong8928 3 роки тому +9090

    If only he finished it with '' I'm teabagging that mofo in the shower''

  • @agoodusername5371
    @agoodusername5371 Рік тому +16

    Can we just appreciate on how caring this father is?

  • @onlymeadow
    @onlymeadow 3 роки тому +4516

    “I knew I shouldn’t have bought him no skinny jeans” LOLLLLLL

    • @caseysjuicebox
      @caseysjuicebox 3 роки тому +4

      PFFFFFTTT

    • @gho5tspartan26yt
      @gho5tspartan26yt 3 роки тому +2

      Pshh unreal

    • @caz8135
      @caz8135 3 роки тому +3

      What's up with skinny jeans

    • @ramppa8743
      @ramppa8743 3 роки тому +46

      @@caz8135 they gay ash

    • @caz8135
      @caz8135 3 роки тому +15

      @@ramppa8743 i should immediately burn my skinny jeans

  • @PirateNinjaYT
    @PirateNinjaYT 3 роки тому +5482

    “I shouldn’t have got him them skinny jeans…”

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 роки тому +10

      Yo my g I make skits just like Shad . I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro

    • @mikeoxlong9089
      @mikeoxlong9089 3 роки тому +101

      @@realfarmer21 why are you commenting this on every comment your pulling in thousands of views you don't need to do this

    • @BHam-ch4ki
      @BHam-ch4ki 3 роки тому +29

      @@realfarmer21 Did not bother on clickin on any of your videos lol 🤣

    • @bryanrooks8938
      @bryanrooks8938 3 роки тому +1

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @gjc5750
      @gjc5750 3 роки тому +9

      @@realfarmer21 ur 💩

  • @AvariceOverlord
    @AvariceOverlord 3 роки тому +2692

    This is actually an interesting take on the "are ya winning son?" Now that I think about it.

    • @kingaha3657
      @kingaha3657 3 роки тому +21

      lol they should put this video as a gif over the meme format, that minecraft one is so good

    • @theonlineanimal6009
      @theonlineanimal6009 2 роки тому +2

      Sounds like prision

  • @cypix97
    @cypix97 10 місяців тому +53

    As soon as the dad realized his son was talking about cheeks, I burst out laughing like crazy as I watched him stand still 😂

  • @somewherestrange
    @somewherestrange 3 роки тому +1765

    “Bro come fast”
    “I’m coming bro I’m coming.. stay low I’m almost there”

  • @insane5907
    @insane5907 3 роки тому +7207

    I’ll never forget when I was playing Fortnite and yelled “I just got double pumped” my mom and dad were very confused

  • @martinrios-ayala6152
    @martinrios-ayala6152 3 роки тому +1065

    “I didn’t raise him like this”😂😂😂

  • @Thunder-do2rr
    @Thunder-do2rr 2 роки тому +51

    One time I was playing and My parents thought someone was breaking in. Because I would say. “They are downstairs.” As well as other call outs. Eventually my dad started laughing. Then explained to my mom.. that it’s just the game. She had a talk with me the next day. 😂😂😂

  • @XX_RIPPA
    @XX_RIPPA 3 роки тому +726

    “Son don’t give him no more shots” i started dyin😭😭

  • @bench6689
    @bench6689 3 роки тому +4046

    “I can’t do this it’s too hard.”
    “These kids keep blasting me.”
    “He literally just ate my shot.”
    “Let’s push him together.”
    “He’s on top of me”

    • @TheGodNC
      @TheGodNC 3 роки тому +82

      Please don’t give him no more shots 😭

    • @faithuponyou
      @faithuponyou 3 роки тому +45

      hes on me hes on me!!! yo i just clapped the mess outta that kid bro

    • @nerftekk1053
      @nerftekk1053 3 роки тому +39

      "he just hit me from the back"
      "Omg he is railing me with the new one"

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 3 роки тому +33

      "bro these cocks taste so good omg"

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 3 роки тому +47

      @@orangecat9559 Yo I don’t remember hearing that one-

  • @trond3322
    @trond3322 3 роки тому +3737

    Rust callouts: "These kids are so deep"

    • @ozulp
      @ozulp 3 роки тому +104

      "Bro they are 8 deep'
      Shitter teammate that cant spray farther than 50m - 'Doesnt matter we only 2 deep we can take them'

    • @Hug0Pro
      @Hug0Pro 3 роки тому +56

      "But they easy to clap cause they are retarded. Let's bait them by pretending to trade goodies, then, we strip em of all they got"

    • @derangeddoffy
      @derangeddoffy 3 роки тому +9

      2 kids northwest!

    • @hackeddeletingin24hours32
      @hackeddeletingin24hours32 3 роки тому +9

      Bro fuck that game that shit got me fucked up so addictive

    • @laurasanchez7105
      @laurasanchez7105 3 роки тому +4

      @@ozulp LMAOOO FR

  • @JohnSmith-tz7iy
    @JohnSmith-tz7iy Рік тому +12

    "Cheeks? What he talkin bout some cheeks?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @excellenceinanimation960
    @excellenceinanimation960 3 роки тому +1153

    “Look away I’m flashing” a csgo thing. Parents don’t understand!

    • @NotTolaen
      @NotTolaen 3 роки тому +5

      Lmaooo

    • @iamlazyboy98
      @iamlazyboy98 3 роки тому +1

      Or a r6 thing even if (at least in casual I never play ranked lmao) we don’t see those often lmao

    • @duiwithc4corvette403
      @duiwithc4corvette403 3 роки тому +17

      The pain is unreal, especially when you shouting “he flashed me, help me bro, I’m getting shot at bro, my screens all white, I CANT DO SHIT”

    • @gotworc
      @gotworc 3 роки тому

      @@iamlazyboy98 bro what

    • @numpty666
      @numpty666 3 роки тому

      @@gotworc right wtf is he one

  • @owfi
    @owfi 3 роки тому +2689

    My mom is always imitating me saying
    "laaaaag"
    "Bro he's so baaaaad"
    "Need boost!"
    Lmao

    • @manlikelk8167
      @manlikelk8167 3 роки тому +59

      I do that just to make fun of kids more toxic then me

    • @chay6432
      @chay6432 3 роки тому +154

      Rocket league?

    • @FabledGaming
      @FabledGaming 3 роки тому +139

      What a Save!

    • @Kunnis
      @Kunnis 3 роки тому +71

      Nice shot!

    • @forg8595
      @forg8595 3 роки тому +251

      One time my grandma did that to my little brother. Me and my little brother were playing basketball and I beat him and my little brother said something like "how did you make that" and my grandma said "hes hacking" mocking him

  • @asm_spider-man1962
    @asm_spider-man1962 3 роки тому +4942

    “IM COMING BRO IM COMING”
    “BRO HE SPRAYING ME”
    “IM COMING IN”
    “HE CLAPPING ME HARD BRO”

    • @vs4lt
      @vs4lt 3 роки тому +138

      "IM DEAD MEAT IM DEAD MEAT IM CLAPPED"

    • @lidallyhim
      @lidallyhim 3 роки тому +4

      1k like

    • @WaveOfDestiny
      @WaveOfDestiny 3 роки тому +23

      I'm touching i'm touching go go go everyone get inside THAT'S HUGE MASSIVE HE POPPED OFF

    • @eben8121
      @eben8121 3 роки тому +3

      @eben Ezer amanuel

    • @danc7934
      @danc7934 3 роки тому +4

      So happy not to have English as my primary English

  • @FreezerBurn
    @FreezerBurn Рік тому +19

    "Son don't give em no mo' shots" I've got a headache from laughing so hard 🤣😭

  • @1lilfetti
    @1lilfetti 2 роки тому +5996

    “how is he taking all these shots!?”
    “SON dont give em no more shots!” 😂

    • @theperfecttroller
      @theperfecttroller 10 місяців тому +3

      @@muovd- 🤓

    • @muovd
      @muovd 10 місяців тому +3

      @@theperfecttroller "- 🤓" - 🤓

    • @theperfecttroller
      @theperfecttroller 10 місяців тому +2

      @@muovd "" - 🤓" - 🤓" - 🤓

    • @The_ISH05
      @The_ISH05 10 місяців тому

      ⁠@@theperfecttroller🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @StudiousGuy-gg7ps
      @StudiousGuy-gg7ps 10 місяців тому +2

      @@theperfecttroller " - 🤓" - 🤓" - 🤓"- 🤓

  • @blazi2396
    @blazi2396 3 роки тому +799

    "I knocked five dudes at superstore one time"
    "at the _storeee_ ?!?!"
    got me dyin laughing

    • @bluauber409
      @bluauber409 3 роки тому +2

      Mate add a space between the underscore and the question mark to make it italic

    • @landonnorris272
      @landonnorris272 3 роки тому +6

      @@bluauber409 I have wanted to know how to do this for _years_

    • @j0eYzZ
      @j0eYzZ 3 роки тому

      @@landonnorris272 you can do *bold* and -strikethrough- also

    • @DizzyTrendermen
      @DizzyTrendermen 3 роки тому

      @@j0eYzZ how tho

    • @j0eYzZ
      @j0eYzZ 3 роки тому

      @@DizzyTrendermen asterisks for bold and the dash sign for strikethrough

  • @NitroCODM
    @NitroCODM 3 роки тому +1475

    Parents be like: Wtf is wrong with my son 🤣

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 роки тому +2

      I make skits just like Shad . I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg

    • @alexr9881
      @alexr9881 3 роки тому +16

      Ayo you everywhere dawg

    • @hughjass4978
      @hughjass4978 3 роки тому +9

      @@realfarmer21 you suck

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 роки тому +2

      @@hughjass4978 that’s your opinion 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Carpediem357
      @Carpediem357 3 роки тому +8

      @@realfarmer21 stop self promoting you have 15k+ subs why tf do you need to promote your big lame ass channel

  • @manuel2765
    @manuel2765 3 роки тому +2284

    “Bro, like all of them are in kids”
    R6 Callout, Oregon

    • @sharifnasser7635
      @sharifnasser7635 3 роки тому +71

      R6 has some of the most cringey and weird calls 🤣🤣

    • @bamboozledpotat
      @bamboozledpotat 3 роки тому +19

      @@sharifnasser7635 you I'm pushing stairs gets headshot wait five seconds then RIB XM'S IEMSIENDNFHTEKJ JEAGERS 1 SHOT HES ON STAIRS

    • @r3ll282
      @r3ll282 3 роки тому +37

      "Due look at this/that hole
      That's the wrong hole you dumb fuck!"
      (When someone is hard breaching our walls at multiple spots)
      "Oh shit she's grappling! She downed me!"
      "I have no more shots after spraying!"
      "She's teabagging me"

    • @prestonyannotti7661
      @prestonyannotti7661 3 роки тому +15

      I think the bombs in kids bedroom

    • @gonzilo436
      @gonzilo436 3 роки тому +43

      Monty's in kids, fully extended

  • @vigilante_stark
    @vigilante_stark 2 роки тому +54

    There are no words for your content, Shad. Just pure comedy gold.

  • @XylozCODM
    @XylozCODM 3 роки тому +18621

    Imagine having a dad like him that actually cares about you.

    • @colstar2038
      @colstar2038 3 роки тому +1018

      What's a Dad?

    • @nivanmajhi23
      @nivanmajhi23 3 роки тому +395

      @@colstar2038 NOOOOOOOOO

    • @Kingsley4K
      @Kingsley4K 3 роки тому +603

      A homophobic dad?

    • @firewolff5972
      @firewolff5972 3 роки тому +52

      @@XylozCODM yo wtf lmao every gay? Me its only lgbtq members, like some of them

    • @firewolff5972
      @firewolff5972 3 роки тому +152

      Why imagining? My dad cares

  • @NotTolaen
    @NotTolaen 3 роки тому +3180

    “Their design may be simple but when these guys get sad, everyone gets sad”
    1:01

  • @greenlixr5442
    @greenlixr5442 3 роки тому +493

    Always referring to whatever game you're playing as "the game" is the most relatable thing I've heard today

    • @angel2jimenez219
      @angel2jimenez219 3 роки тому +23

      My uncle got pissed once because he was like what you playing "the game" he looked at me like 😑 i know but what gane you idiot and i felt stupid back when i was 12 😂

    • @asylumskp4391
      @asylumskp4391 3 роки тому +39

      The Game
      You just lost

    • @quincy3367
      @quincy3367 2 роки тому +11

      @@asylumskp4391 NOOOOOOO

    • @GeneralBananana
      @GeneralBananana 2 роки тому +8

      Because they wouldn't know if you told them anyways

    • @greentoasterfish7772
      @greentoasterfish7772 Рік тому +2

      @@asylumskp4391 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @logiee8725
    @logiee8725 2 роки тому +20

    I was playing rust the other day with some friends at like 3 am and one of my friends called out "Hes in here, help help." and a few seconds later his dad came running into the room looking for the intruder, he had to mute his mic and he explained what happend afterwards. It was soo funny but he felt kind of bad for waking his dad up like that..

  • @kendrewilliams3949
    @kendrewilliams3949 3 роки тому +836

    “I didn’t raise him like this..” 😂😂😂

  • @shawnrobinson6397
    @shawnrobinson6397 3 роки тому +3764

    Lemme get this loadout, would of been funny Shad

    • @Rednut-
      @Rednut- 3 роки тому +8

      How?

    • @kendallmcguire9924
      @kendallmcguire9924 3 роки тому +31

      Lemme get this load out

    • @UserIsntHere67
      @UserIsntHere67 3 роки тому +98

      @@Rednut- someone’s too young for UA-cam

    • @Rednut-
      @Rednut- 3 роки тому +6

      @@UserIsntHere67 nah I was a bit confused then I saw the other comments but now I understand

    • @bappyindecent1793
      @bappyindecent1793 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah, after he knocked dudes in the shower he got his full loadout

  • @hoppy5359
    @hoppy5359 3 роки тому +1729

    “WHY AREN’T YOU USING PROTECTION, STOP PUSHING BEFORE YOU PUT ON PROTECTION!!!”

    • @fanachy7861
      @fanachy7861 3 роки тому +9

      Stop pushing!

    • @tysoneleven1675
      @tysoneleven1675 3 роки тому +5

      Push

    • @crouton_1823
      @crouton_1823 3 роки тому +8

      Ah yes, because you should be worried about impregnating a man

    • @Julie-ns8vm
      @Julie-ns8vm 3 роки тому +25

      @@crouton_1823 std's ~

    • @altdooby
      @altdooby 3 роки тому +10

      @@crouton_1823 are std's not a fucking thing or someshit?

  • @FullErect
    @FullErect Рік тому +23

    Why does he look like he'll break into tears at any second

  • @LtLysander
    @LtLysander 3 роки тому +1071

    “I’m in the building” ....
    “Shit , HE CAME INSIDE !”

    • @chill9096
      @chill9096 3 роки тому +30

      2 down low, 1 up top

    • @chill9096
      @chill9096 3 роки тому +19

      I broke him, I'm pushn

    • @toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197
      @toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197 3 роки тому +48

      2 dudes coming… on me on me.

    • @kingwhat3880
      @kingwhat3880 3 роки тому +6

      @@toroselfpropelledgaslawnmo5197 😂😂😂

    • @TruckNgamin
      @TruckNgamin 3 роки тому +10

      Now I see why my uncle call me gay all the time I never understood why though he was crazy. But now I get it.

  • @Yeeterminator
    @Yeeterminator 3 роки тому +1742

    Shad: having the time of his life
    His dad: having a mental breakdown outside the door

    • @bobmarley9712
      @bobmarley9712 2 роки тому +23

      This is the reality for a lot of fathers. Please respect them

    • @capcoder2509
      @capcoder2509 2 роки тому +21

      @@bobmarley9712 it’s a joke man calm down

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames 10 місяців тому

      you: still no life

    • @mr_koko2070
      @mr_koko2070 10 місяців тому

      Meanwhile my dad has a mental breakdown INSIDE the door.

    • @azeTrom17
      @azeTrom17 10 місяців тому

      I think that might also have been Shad actually
      Edit: nvm he's wearing a different shirt

  • @rafaelxxxmadeira
    @rafaelxxxmadeira 3 роки тому +478

    No joke! I got the police at my door once in the middle of the night because my old neighbor listened to me playing Warzone and yelling: “HES ON THE ROOF! ON THE ROOF! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!”. I’m 40 years old and was really awkward to explain that to the cops.

    • @SpicyFiur
      @SpicyFiur 3 роки тому +39

      One reason to keep windows closed at night - In the past I had my PC in the hallway and my parents were happy when I moved it into my room because I was screaming non stop back in the days. Nowdays I'm screaming inside my head.
      Also - American houses are pretty thin - so ... there is that. I live in a brickstone house - so I have nothing to be worried about.

    • @Garage_Distinct_Clips
      @Garage_Distinct_Clips 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @BigLeBowski4456
      @BigLeBowski4456 3 роки тому +6

      @@SpicyFiur Oh man, that was the worst thing back in the day. Being so happy playing the game and talking loudly. Then in storm the parents telling you to tone it down and stop this stop that, after a while I just stopped playing FPS games and the raging stopped haha.

    • @Ventorath
      @Ventorath 10 місяців тому

      I mean, any fun multiplayer game gets loud if you're playing with friends. Good times are loud times.@@BigLeBowski4456

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 10 місяців тому

      @@BigLeBowski4456 I just moved out to stop being a bother.

  • @zekeduchati6057
    @zekeduchati6057 2 роки тому +94

    As a parent of a gamer, this has me dead AF... SKINNY JEANS!!!😂😭😭😭😂

  • @Spoonsies_
    @Spoonsies_ 3 роки тому +3856

    “Bro don’t push up that far! They’re roaming around up in there!”
    “Nah it’s ok bro I’m gonna flash them”
    “Popping a smoke!”
    “Breachin- AW FUCK! That hurt! There’s a jackal behind you guys, he’s coming inside!”

    • @unnamedkillaz8677
      @unnamedkillaz8677 3 роки тому +89

      "This bitch is in bathroom behind that fucking glass"
      Me, about Mira.

    • @slicksamuel2427
      @slicksamuel2427 3 роки тому +61

      BLITZ ON ME ON ME IM FLASHED I SPRAYED HIM HARD

    • @araexus4317
      @araexus4317 3 роки тому +38

      DOC IS SPAWNPEEKING AGAIN, OREGON HIGHTOWER WINDOW! I NEED A DMR!

    • @lucasputich2896
      @lucasputich2896 3 роки тому +41

      I like how the vid is Warzone and this comment thread is R6

    • @araexus4317
      @araexus4317 3 роки тому +22

      @@lucasputich2896 game is game!

  • @brotherarkados5386
    @brotherarkados5386 3 роки тому +854

    I can say wholeheartedly that one time I was playing warzone, I said "HELP, HE'S ON ME!" and my dad came in my room and was scared and thought I was being attacked, keep in mind, my house always has the doors locked.

    • @MrVindictus1
      @MrVindictus1 3 роки тому +91

      Yeah, we'll keep that in fucking mind bro

    • @KindriEvans
      @KindriEvans 3 роки тому +25

      @@MrVindictus1 what

    • @torshhn2605
      @torshhn2605 3 роки тому +11

      @@MrVindictus1 shut up

    • @lenzone
      @lenzone 3 роки тому +16

      Good dad

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 роки тому +23

      So bring lockpicks and/or crowbars, great.

  • @Jovanholman
    @Jovanholman 3 роки тому +515

    “This the second time he done clapped my cheeks” IM DONE XD

    • @nicoflight3982
      @nicoflight3982 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 роки тому +3

      😭😭

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 роки тому +1

      By the way I make skits just like Shad . I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @kinGGhostgaming
      @kinGGhostgaming 3 роки тому +1

      😂🤣omm that shit NEVER sound right SUS

    • @vortex2562
      @vortex2562 3 роки тому +3

      @@realfarmer21 can you just stop self promoting and also reported

  • @ZanJd
    @ZanJd Рік тому +11

    This video never gets old 😂

  • @BadButSweaty
    @BadButSweaty 3 роки тому +941

    This reminds me of a time when me and my siblings were playing Terraria and fighting the pumpkin moon, I made some kind of call out like “There’s 3 mourning wood on me” and my parents came in laughing their asses off, I had no idea what that were talking about. Knowing what I know now I would’ve died inside in that moment🤣

    • @hajoshsleeps4829
      @hajoshsleeps4829 3 роки тому +96

      Terraria sus why are they called that

    • @toranasaurowo
      @toranasaurowo 3 роки тому +99

      YOOO BOIS I JUST GOT SOME MASTER BAIT

    • @bee514
      @bee514 2 роки тому +83

      golden shower, master baiter, mourning wood. why are terraria names so weird?

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 2 роки тому +26

      @@bee514
      I feel like master baiter was intentional 💀

    • @bee514
      @bee514 2 роки тому +76

      @@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah they were all intentional

  • @skyturtle5025
    @skyturtle5025 3 роки тому +8575

    You're not kinda funny, you're hella funny!

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 роки тому +50

      Fr Fr

    • @nzofn
      @nzofn 3 роки тому +44

      Our species still lives on

    • @fadehangz4942
      @fadehangz4942 3 роки тому +92

      Shut up hes not funny at all… he is hilarious man and so relatable.

    • @_-ghost-__4999
      @_-ghost-__4999 3 роки тому +86

      @@fadehangz4942 he had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @kasino887_9
      @kasino887_9 3 роки тому +4

      Facts

  • @johnnysalami27
    @johnnysalami27 3 роки тому +244

    “He’s on me” “he’s on top” “he’s coming for me”

    • @AYYYY8D
      @AYYYY8D 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/jyfoVghdrQc/v-deo.html

    • @boxhead8656
      @boxhead8656 3 роки тому +1

      “He’s finishing!”

  • @voidfroze
    @voidfroze Рік тому +12

    LMAO this just happened with my bf about 10 min ago. He plays with his best friend Aaron and the way he wails is name when he needs help us sooooo good lmao. “Aaaaron! Come get me bb they’re all over me!” 🤣🤣🤣 it kills me every time

  • @diamondofsilverofgold
    @diamondofsilverofgold 3 роки тому +1011

    Fun fact: he is rlly playing the game, look at his glasses xd

    • @BlueCheese8924
      @BlueCheese8924 3 роки тому +59

      You made me re watch to see and I’m impressed with the attention to detail. Great shout, thanks for pointing out!

    • @miguelanterodevsgaming6529
      @miguelanterodevsgaming6529 3 роки тому +20

      he's just watchin. 0:34

    • @eatmyfngoober1236
      @eatmyfngoober1236 3 роки тому +17

      @@miguelanterodevsgaming6529 he loadin in to warzone bruh

    • @ItsHaHa5359
      @ItsHaHa5359 3 роки тому +4

      duh hes not morgs acts like hes playing win the controller aint even on

    • @igoroliveira3807
      @igoroliveira3807 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao true

  • @plasmakitten4261
    @plasmakitten4261 3 роки тому +1363

    Meanwhile overwatch players: *MONKEY, HAMSTER AND FROG ON YOUR HEALERS*

    • @SalvadorDTP
      @SalvadorDTP 3 роки тому +14

      who the fuck is frog?

    • @gabrielfreitas7373
      @gabrielfreitas7373 3 роки тому +55

      @@SalvadorDTP lucio maybe?

    • @beatrix3471
      @beatrix3471 3 роки тому +115

      no one:
      not a single soul:
      Overwatch players: SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG

    • @SalvadorDTP
      @SalvadorDTP 3 роки тому

      @@gabrielfreitas7373 oh ok

    • @AzureSupremuZ
      @AzureSupremuZ 3 роки тому +48

      @@beatrix3471 REIN REIN REIN REIN REIN REIN REIN

  • @TylerBlevins12
    @TylerBlevins12 2 роки тому +4

    “AT THE STORE” 😂

  • @thee_rarest7201
    @thee_rarest7201 3 роки тому +521

    “I’m on my knees, he’s finishing me, his teammate is coming and they’re taking turns beating me”

    • @kaproskarleto5136
      @kaproskarleto5136 3 роки тому +6

      Ok, what video game are you playing where "people take turns beating you"?

    • @Kablowshky
      @Kablowshky 3 роки тому +17

      @@kaproskarleto5136 Hentai Games

    • @caliotamegane6392
      @caliotamegane6392 3 роки тому +28

      @@kaproskarleto5136 apex lol

    • @thee_rarest7201
      @thee_rarest7201 3 роки тому +15

      @@kaproskarleto5136 literally any game where you get knocked before dying re9@rd

    • @kneecaps2483
      @kneecaps2483 3 роки тому

      hot

  • @xdragonwarfarex804
    @xdragonwarfarex804 3 роки тому +430

    "Im finna push HIS shit in! He's on top of me!"

    • @JG-ns3pr
      @JG-ns3pr 3 роки тому +4

      💀💀💀💀

    • @shukrantpatil
      @shukrantpatil 3 роки тому +8

      Oh no
      Izz okay , just say no homo after you’re done

    • @kilato9649
      @kilato9649 3 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭😭

    • @5iker_
      @5iker_ 3 роки тому

      😀wtf

  • @markmaddox54
    @markmaddox54 3 роки тому +708

    “This dude is so aggressive this the second time he clapped my cheeks” 😭😭 hell naw!!

  • @msharyhomrany7826
    @msharyhomrany7826 2 місяці тому +1

    The beginning had me rolling, and the way he walked in with two guns 😆😆😆😆

  • @lolbotomy
    @lolbotomy 3 роки тому +815

    "I should have never bought him those skinny jeans" im fucking crying

  • @CoryWowk
    @CoryWowk 3 роки тому +3082

    Son: how is he takin all them shots
    Dad: son dont give em no more shots
    Both crying lmaaao

    • @LukeVariant
      @LukeVariant 3 роки тому +13

      that had me dead XD lmfao

    • @mamba2019
      @mamba2019 3 роки тому +1

      Why 2k likes and 2 comments

    • @sniperelf3136
      @sniperelf3136 3 роки тому +1

      Make it four!!!!

    • @getemguapo_tv
      @getemguapo_tv 3 роки тому +1

      Lmaooo that part forever kills me😂🤣😂🤣💯💯

  • @cerjmedia
    @cerjmedia 3 роки тому +225

    To quote from me just earlier today:
    "fuck me, I got 5 guys on me right now. He's weak, just take him"

    • @cinderfall1396
      @cinderfall1396 3 роки тому +8

      😆😏 so out of context lol

    • @RandomDude-yn3js
      @RandomDude-yn3js 3 роки тому +33

      I said “three guys coming on me bro help”

    • @I_Tomato_Corn
      @I_Tomato_Corn 3 роки тому +12

      The top quote from me is, their 3 guys on me from each direction and no cover, like can yall just get off me

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 3 роки тому +11

      same the worst one i said was after someone typed "gg" after destroying me and i said you should say congratulations instead cause im probably pregnant after that bro no homo

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 3 роки тому +6

      "he hitting me from the back"

  • @maekoh
    @maekoh 2 роки тому +8

    these callouts sound normal asf when you playin but if you hear yourself or someone else doin em its mad sus 😂

  • @SA-mn1ux
    @SA-mn1ux 3 роки тому +489

    “AT THE STORE?!?” pure gold.

    • @skermigleflop
      @skermigleflop 3 роки тому +1

      i read this when he said it lol

    • @mrbombastic982
      @mrbombastic982 3 роки тому

      he kinda sounded like Nathan doan comedy when he said it LMao

  • @TheMrUnusual
    @TheMrUnusual 3 роки тому +159

    When you’re trying to get a Tactical Nuke in MW but your Dad gives you the *Tactical Belt*

    • @privatedonut8579
      @privatedonut8579 3 роки тому +6

      Even a riot shield can’t protect you from that, that made me laugh

  • @shubhamghoshal2939
    @shubhamghoshal2939 3 роки тому +391

    Im just appreciating the fact that his dad rushed in immediately, guns in hand, to save his son

    • @masterjenkins632
      @masterjenkins632 3 роки тому +15

      mans was running akimbo too wasn't playin no games

    • @worldscar6422
      @worldscar6422 3 роки тому +3

      An absolute lad

    • @squirrelnut
      @squirrelnut 3 роки тому +4

      And with trigger disipline

    • @faleilham8334
      @faleilham8334 3 роки тому

      Man the BGM is. Make it so much touching. I wonder what's tittle is?

  • @yadpie
    @yadpie Рік тому

    1:00 the music and everything makes this moment and the rest so good

  • @MattIsLoling
    @MattIsLoling 3 роки тому +1494

    Who remembers the 2010ish era when everyone was saying "I just got raped" that saying died hard lmao

  • @swavyypressure9417
    @swavyypressure9417 3 роки тому +228

    “How’s he taking all these shots?🥺 Son don’t give him no more shots..😭” 🤣

  • @ShadowWolf997
    @ShadowWolf997 3 роки тому +47

    "Yo there's 3 dudes in the shower. I'm about to push in." 🤣🤣

  • @dopiestthyme3365
    @dopiestthyme3365 9 місяців тому +2

    This dude can act better than 80% of Hollywood. I was invested.

  • @jetsharkgod1966
    @jetsharkgod1966 3 роки тому +214

    “Son don’t give him no more shots” 😭

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 3 роки тому +2

      Lmaoo btw I make skits just like Shad . I guarantee 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me homie

    • @RandomDude-yn3js
      @RandomDude-yn3js 3 роки тому +9

      @@realfarmer21 stop self promoting then maybe

    • @aguy7942
      @aguy7942 3 роки тому

      @@RandomDude-yn3js almost every comment has a reply from him with basically the same thing. I just reported like 7 of them for spam.