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  • @Krooksbane
    @Krooksbane 4 роки тому +9399

    I get the feeling that Ron’s heart won’t attack him out of fear.

    • @ultra6671
      @ultra6671 4 роки тому +586

      The funny thing is one episode reveals he has incredibly low cholesterol, and he has no idea what cholesterol even is.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому +84

      It tried twice but nothing happened

    • @yapahyadayahyasharahla4020
      @yapahyadayahyasharahla4020 4 роки тому +10

      Facts! Lol

    • @spartan1010101
      @spartan1010101 4 роки тому +140

      Death keeps trying to take him in his sleep like Teddy Roosevelt, but he's yet to best him in a sleep fist fight.

    • @williamwinder5011
      @williamwinder5011 4 роки тому +20

      His heart has too much respect.

  • @ze444
    @ze444 3 роки тому +6616

    To me, one of the most underrated parts of this is that Ron doesn't object when the waiter tells him no cigars inside. He respects private property rights, entirely consistent with his philosophy.

    • @CoderShare
      @CoderShare 3 роки тому +203

      It's a law in Indiana. Public indoor dining can't allow smoking even if they wanted to.

    • @markekar6021
      @markekar6021 3 роки тому +334

      yea, i thought most ppl understood that. some ppl also mention that hes so wealthy, but he can be cheap sometimes. i dont think hes cheap at all, its just consistent with his character. a fair price is a fair price and he will fight over a nickel if he thinks they didnt deserve his money. not easy being a libertarian.

    • @dylanstandingalone
      @dylanstandingalone 3 роки тому +51

      He's a respectable maverick.

    • @RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS
      @RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS 3 роки тому +11

      @@CoderShare that’s dumb

    • @gravysamich
      @gravysamich 3 роки тому +126

      @@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS it is a public space and there are other people. it would be unfair to subject other people to your smoke if they didn't want it. if you choose to consume a carcinogen, that is your right, but i choose not to and i will not have smoke force upon me. it isn't dumb, it is respectful.

  • @MrHikerToYou
    @MrHikerToYou 4 роки тому +5477

    "I know what I'm about son."
    I, LITERALLY, cannot wait until I can use this line in real life.

    • @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761
      @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 4 роки тому +178

      "At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection"
      "You mean your attention?"
      "You all know what I'm about"
      Props if you know this quote.

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 4 роки тому +25

      @@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 Dragon Ball Z Abridged, It's a quote from Perfect Cell.

    • @watermallard2701
      @watermallard2701 4 роки тому +2

      @Trollerjak the Trolling God-Emperor of Trolls isnt it from django unchained?

    • @ericcalderon9546
      @ericcalderon9546 4 роки тому

      @@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 perfect

    • @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761
      @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 4 роки тому

      @@cavareenvius7886 yes

  • @Sable-Industries
    @Sable-Industries 4 роки тому +1984

    "These will not be necessary."
    One of my favorite Ron Swanson's quotes

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 4 роки тому +16

      The man indeed knows what he's about, son.

    • @dyland8737
      @dyland8737 4 роки тому

      R
      D ev
      Kiki oooo

    • @thepracticaldad
      @thepracticaldad 4 роки тому +2

      Party time.

    • @WarlockX4
      @WarlockX4 3 роки тому +5

      "I know more than you."
      -- Ron Swanson

    • @PincheBeto_Bass
      @PincheBeto_Bass 2 роки тому

      When he hands him the platter and says "alright, party time" 😂🎉

  • @sabahbubbler
    @sabahbubbler 4 роки тому +5749

    And this man has the lowest cholesterol the nurse has ever seen

    • @HappyCatholicDane
      @HappyCatholicDane 4 роки тому +202

      gula-gula getah sabah Probably mean the dietary cholesterol is keeping him alive 😀. Very low cholesterol, is potentially more dangerous than high.

    • @phronsiekeys
      @phronsiekeys 4 роки тому +173

      Because he is a fictional character, and we love him for that

    • @theSANDMAN1052
      @theSANDMAN1052 4 роки тому +222

      Because he enjoys love making and woodworking.

    • @beef6958
      @beef6958 4 роки тому +49

      "The nurse" 😂

    • @studinthemaking
      @studinthemaking 4 роки тому +1

      Which episode is this from?

  • @efrainteran8762
    @efrainteran8762 3 роки тому +477

    "Fish meat is practically a vegetable" ... I love that line

    • @adammcallister2260
      @adammcallister2260 3 роки тому +36

      But it irks me that he says shrimp is his #3 favourite food

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue 2 роки тому +3

      Ron Swanson and Catholics see eye to eye on this.

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 2 роки тому +7

      @@adammcallister2260 that ain't fish though, nor did he say he considered it meat

    • @vali9558
      @vali9558 2 роки тому +1

      @@adammcallister2260 ik shrimp is average

    • @Red-S-267
      @Red-S-267 2 роки тому +2

      Tuna disagrees so hard. And Salmon

  • @SMbigpapi
    @SMbigpapi 4 роки тому +1828

    They didn't show the strip club breakfast buffet

    • @pjabrony8280
      @pjabrony8280 4 роки тому +142

      Or the meat tornado.

    • @wickedmuffin76
      @wickedmuffin76 4 роки тому +75

      @@pjabrony8280 "literally killed a guy"

    • @P.J.C_7
      @P.J.C_7 4 роки тому +67

      @@wickedmuffin76 you had me at meat tornado

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair, that had a wider variety of foods than just meat or meat+eggs

    • @WhiskeyNGuns
      @WhiskeyNGuns 3 роки тому +10

      @Mark Zielke "Its like a whole new meat delivery system!"

  • @syntaxusdogmata3333
    @syntaxusdogmata3333 4 роки тому +1679

    I would kill for a "The Swanson" right now.

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 4 роки тому +15

      They serve something similar at the Iowa State Fair

    • @good_beans
      @good_beans 4 роки тому +13

      I dunno, it sounds too dry for me. Never got the appeal of turkey legs, or turkey in general.

    • @shannendawes8725
      @shannendawes8725 4 роки тому +50

      @@good_beans someone's never had properly prepared turkey before

    • @hbachi1
      @hbachi1 4 роки тому +6

      Epcot in Orlando has one. It's in America Land. It's beastly large, but amazing.

    • @Taylor_Wolfe115
      @Taylor_Wolfe115 4 роки тому

      You actually have too, makes you worthy of it

  • @Publiclighthouse
    @Publiclighthouse 4 роки тому +862

    If there is one thing I admire about Ron, it’s his hair. Perfectly coiffed, no matter the situation.

    • @blademanization
      @blademanization 4 роки тому +28

      Unless he's drinking snake juice

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 4 роки тому +15

      When his hair has completed its journey, it sheds itself off (you didn't specify which Ron).

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 4 роки тому +6

      @@theevilascotcompany9255 I hate you...so much... ;)

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 3 роки тому +1

      Even when shot in the back of the head

    • @1979Spica
      @1979Spica 3 роки тому +8

      Unless Tammy 2 has him in cornrows

  • @trueblueryu5713
    @trueblueryu5713 4 роки тому +1960

    Gotta wonder if all the bacon and eggs they had was enough for Ron.

    • @Cross177
      @Cross177 4 роки тому +54

      Thunder Ryu it’s never enough for Ron, he just has less of a need before that need comes back.

    • @ismailabdelazim2206
      @ismailabdelazim2206 4 роки тому +5

      No

    • @OGchidoriKNight
      @OGchidoriKNight 4 роки тому +3

      No. No it was not...

    • @MRFORD-nc5wg
      @MRFORD-nc5wg 4 роки тому +1

      Probably Not

    • @marcomontana6082
      @marcomontana6082 4 роки тому +7

      I can’t sleep at night, I think about this question constantly.

  • @BB1-l2k
    @BB1-l2k 4 роки тому +231

    "I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over than bacon and eggs." - Ron Swanson

  • @rockoperajon
    @rockoperajon 2 роки тому +505

    The fact that Ron can eat like this and not balloon up to 500 pounds is proof that woodworking burns more calories than any other exercise (except perhaps vigorous lovemaking).

    • @MrPtrlix
      @MrPtrlix 2 роки тому +42

      it's kinda hard to get overweight with meat alone.

    • @awesomesauce2000
      @awesomesauce2000 2 роки тому +3

      @@MrPtrlix it really isn't that hard especially with how much he eats

    • @Silphwave
      @Silphwave 2 роки тому +26

      @@awesomesauce2000 it is. Most people lose weight on meat only diets. But Ron can also be seen eating sweeting stuff and alcohol, so he probably gain significant weight.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 Рік тому +1

      No, it is proof that he is a fictional character. The actor who plays him was told by his doctor not to eat too much meat.

    • @rockoperajon
      @rockoperajon Рік тому +2

      @@someguy2135 I think you’re taking my comment too seriously.

  • @trevorbrooks9637
    @trevorbrooks9637 3 роки тому +328

    One of my favourite things about Parks & Rec is the relationship between Ron and Leslie.
    It seems they can't be more different, but they work so well together. Like when that waiter brought out the party platter meant for 12 people, she was almost bragging on his behalf that he could eat it all in four minutes.
    Or the episode where they were out, on a business trip I think, and went to a restaurant. He ate nothing but meat, she ate nothing but breakfast food covered in maple syrup and they both acted like it was perfectly normal and were completely non-judgemental about each others preferences.

    • @thecpmr6276
      @thecpmr6276 3 роки тому +14

      It's because both are honorable, if that makes since, and respect the hard work and passion they put into the things they love

    • @shuttlecrossing1433
      @shuttlecrossing1433 2 роки тому +20

      Ron loves when the government does nothing, because he doesn't trust it. But he's happy when Leslie makes progress by using the government, because he trusts Leslie.

    • @Hockeyfan1stSabresfa
      @Hockeyfan1stSabresfa Рік тому +2

      Ron also loves breakfast food.

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 Рік тому +1

      What so annoys me about that scene is that they sit down for dinner but have to eat from throw-away paper plates using plastic forks.

  • @coltondodger
    @coltondodger 3 роки тому +369

    I realize that Ron Swanson is supposed to be a caricature, but I think there's something admirable about his character's internal consistency.

    • @harraldschmitt9113
      @harraldschmitt9113 2 роки тому +10

      I don’t think he is supposed to be a caricature. I agree with most words he says

    • @labinot1363
      @labinot1363 2 роки тому +13

      @@harraldschmitt9113 I don't think you agreeing with him makes him less of a caricature.
      There's a reason why caricatures exist.
      Some people agree with them. But that says a lot about those people.

    • @harraldschmitt9113
      @harraldschmitt9113 2 роки тому +13

      @@labinot1363 no, what im saying is that in my experience libertarians are actually like Ron is being portrait. Less grumpy perhaps, but self reliant, stallwart in their believes and resilient defenders of liberty as well as great lovers of meat. This is why i dont think ron is a caricature.

    • @danielhatcher9840
      @danielhatcher9840 2 роки тому +5

      @@harraldschmitt9113 It’s more like Ron’s a caricature that’s been deflanderized.

    • @harraldschmitt9113
      @harraldschmitt9113 2 роки тому

      @@danielhatcher9840 what does that mean?

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 3 роки тому +82

    I absolutely adore how the music stops as Ron clarifies his bacon and eggs order.

  • @yapahyadayahyasharahla4020
    @yapahyadayahyasharahla4020 4 роки тому +138

    "I know what I'm about Son." -The Legendary Ron Ulysses Swanson

    • @Sierra.Foxtrot
      @Sierra.Foxtrot 2 роки тому

      I think you got his middle name wrong.

  • @Kaitseliit205
    @Kaitseliit205 4 роки тому +547

    "If you need to put sauce on your meat to eat it, why are you eating the meat"

    • @richardm3023
      @richardm3023 4 роки тому +10

      What if the sauce is really good scotch?

    • @CubanSpartan
      @CubanSpartan 4 роки тому +55

      @@richardm3023 then that is a waste of scotch and you should be ashamed of yourself.

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak 4 роки тому +4

      Well nobody said drown it in sauce haha. Some times it fits well with abit of sauce on meat. Hot sauce ! :P

    • @jamesshaw3500
      @jamesshaw3500 3 роки тому +2

      Very few people know how to cook well, so I always carry a bottle of BBQ with me everywhere... it has been a littoral life saver a few times. But, if the food is done well, I don't even take it out.

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed on things like steak, prawns, crab/lobster and burgers, but I don't like pork ribs without sauce.

  • @gypsieking3280
    @gypsieking3280 2 роки тому +57

    The "give me all the bacon and eggs you have" scene always kills me because while I have not taken down that much in a sitting I have had to clarify orders like that at restaurants before and it makes me smile every time.

  • @harrysutton3765
    @harrysutton3765 3 роки тому +196

    Ron Swanson is a man after my own heart.
    My own, cholesterol-filled, heart.

    • @nx9100
      @nx9100 3 роки тому +1

      Amen!

    • @finnbismark
      @finnbismark 3 роки тому +3

      He actually had very low cholesterol "the lowest cholesterol I've ever seen." from the episode he got a cold.

    • @quenteqmampff8204
      @quenteqmampff8204 3 роки тому +7

      What's cholesterol?

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 3 роки тому +2

      If you eat nothing but steak and bacon for a month, your cholesterol will drop like a rock.
      Atkins diet.
      However your breath will stink and you'll need to drink water like it's a Fear Factor challenge, to flush the ketones out of your kidneys.
      Been there, done that.

    • @gallectee6032
      @gallectee6032 3 роки тому

      @@quenteqmampff8204 A compound that has been shown to be a causal factor in cardiovascular disease. The lower the level the better. Compared to a physiologically normal level, our levels are 2 - 3x higher. This happens when a persons diets consists of a lot of saturated (meat, dairy or fast food loaded with these, e.g. pizza's, burgers, etc) and trans fats (fast food such as croissants, doughnuts, pizzas again and etc), as well as dietary cholesterol (eggs, meat, dairy). And since most people eat this way for nearly every meal, is the reason why cardiovascular disease is the number 1 killer.

  • @slade52
    @slade52 3 роки тому +30

    2:24 best joke ever. When the waiter nods his head. I felt that.

  • @drake8168
    @drake8168 4 роки тому +150

    They forgot the bowling alley's menu, Hot Dogs and Hamburgers.

    • @NeoStoicism
      @NeoStoicism 4 роки тому +8

      when I eat, it is the food that is scared

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 4 роки тому +5

      The only disappointing thing about that menu, the appalling lack of French fries

    • @drake8168
      @drake8168 4 роки тому +1

      @@emmaray6215 I agree.

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 4 роки тому +2

      @@emmaray6215 Nah, Ron won't eat anything that's French.

    • @Greydevil82
      @Greydevil82 4 роки тому +1

      @@theevilascotcompany9255 He order Chili Cheese Fries from Paunch Burger

  • @danielesquinas1897
    @danielesquinas1897 4 роки тому +767

    "Bacon wrapped shrimp."
    "Oh I'm okay."
    "I wasn't offering."

    • @randomdude8790
      @randomdude8790 4 роки тому +10

      I wasn't Offermaning

    • @oofoof5791
      @oofoof5791 4 роки тому

      The cholesterol is now a part of him the more cholesterol he consumes the stronger he gets

    • @HhhHhhh-nu4lm
      @HhhHhhh-nu4lm 3 роки тому

      Ron 🐟 is for sport not eating.but he eats fish

    • @kylebradley3
      @kylebradley3 3 роки тому

      That's the thing that was in the video right?

    • @HhhHhhh-nu4lm
      @HhhHhhh-nu4lm 3 роки тому

      @@kylebradley3 his favorite food is shrimp

  • @Youbeentagged
    @Youbeentagged 3 роки тому +47

    I don't know who edited this video, but that man deserves a raise.
    You cut the music at the exact moment Ron was ordering bacon and eggs at 2:21

  • @Autonomous_Don
    @Autonomous_Don Рік тому +20

    I love how Ron refers to younger guys as “son” when he is addressing an issue regarding food

  • @utjay2008
    @utjay2008 3 роки тому +75

    “I don’t much go for ethnic food”
    “They have one that’s called the meat tornado. Literally killed a guy last year”
    “You had me a meat tornado.”

  • @jakesaysknee
    @jakesaysknee 4 роки тому +94

    "Why is everyone else so bad at eating?"

  • @Sable-Industries
    @Sable-Industries 4 роки тому +205

    I just realized that at 1:14 there's a billboard with the word sex in a very large font.

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 4 роки тому +38

      Funnily enough, it's oddly convenient that billboard appeared right as he said "a piece of meat will fall into [his] mouth."
      *buh dum tss*

    • @MariaMaria-sr8zg
      @MariaMaria-sr8zg 4 роки тому +13

      @@griff7749 it's a little concerning not everyone did

    • @KeremBJK96
      @KeremBJK96 4 роки тому +8

      Reminds me of Michael's presentation

    • @andrewsutherland133
      @andrewsutherland133 4 роки тому +3

      Its talking about the unduly but undeniable role gender plays in todays masaganistic gender conforming capitalist society of monogamous eurocentrism

    • @enteraname5614
      @enteraname5614 4 роки тому +7

      Subliminal messaging

  • @DerHammerSpricht
    @DerHammerSpricht 3 роки тому +286

    I love how Ron Swanson is written in just the right way where if you're someone who rolls their eyes at the "libertarian" worldview, you have plenty to laugh at, and if you ARE a libertarian or tolerant of them, you still have plenty to laugh at. Many shows would try to be "progressive" by making him a laughingstock character or something, using him to always prove some "point".

    • @willysbakery6878
      @willysbakery6878 3 роки тому +2

      i never thought of it this way. but yeah. you are correct

    • @memyselfandI90001
      @memyselfandI90001 3 роки тому +29

      tolerant of libertarian? what in lord's name is that :)) why would anyone be intolerant towards people that don't want to impose anything on you and just want to be left alone :))

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays 2 роки тому +2

      @@memyselfandI90001 Libertarians: Secretly plotting to take over the world and leave you alone.
      Honestly, the problem with American politics is that we just aren't getting any _truly_ libertarian candidates. Every single candidate is so far left of the Founding Fathers that they would be horrified. Note how every Presidential election, after the primaries are over, it's _always_ a race to see who can make the most libertarian promises while also hiding the big government policies they embraced during the primaries. There are a few exceptions to this, but even when the big government policies are pushed, it's always with the impression that it's more libertarian for the people watching the debates and the ads ("tax the rich" is implied to be "the government will tax _you_ less"). A truly libertarian candidate would win the general election in a landslide, and one party in particular is beginning to understand that.
      And then there's the Libertarian Party, which has a caucus that is made up of self-declared socialists. So... like all politicians, they lie. Like all government programs, they do the opposite of what they claim.

    • @kalaong
      @kalaong 2 роки тому

      @@memyselfandI90001 Because if someone just wants to be left alone then they'll never be part of one of the pre-existing cults so you don't *have* to worry about their opinion and you can abuse them at your leisure. People don't dislike Libertarians for any specific reason, it's more like "Libertarians don't screech and sue and dox people so they can be insulted with impunity."

    • @absolutelynonameslef
      @absolutelynonameslef 2 роки тому

      @@memyselfandI90001 because that's in direct opposition of the authoritarian left.

  • @anthonyconnor5073
    @anthonyconnor5073 4 роки тому +129

    “Give me all the toilet paper and sanitizer you have” non Ron Swanson

  • @bardleyb9053
    @bardleyb9053 4 роки тому +68

    It takes a real man and his meat to win the heart of the Warrior Princess.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 роки тому +2

      "Is that a euphemism?"

    • @bardleyb9053
      @bardleyb9053 4 роки тому +2

      It’s a double entendre.

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 роки тому

      @@bardleyb9053 that was a quote from the show, hence my use of quotation marks.

    • @bardleyb9053
      @bardleyb9053 4 роки тому +1

      Ahhh...So I have a confession to make, I’ve only ever seen a few of these clips on UA-cam, never really watched the show. But considering how funny the clips are, and how some of my favorite thespians are on the show (Lucy Lawless!), I am planning on watching it, at some point. I just started binging Psych, so it may be a while.

    • @williamwinder5011
      @williamwinder5011 4 роки тому +3

      The dwarf planet Eris was previously unofficially named Xena. However it's Moon is named Desmonia, the demon goddess of lawlessness.

  • @tigerdragonmartialarts4032
    @tigerdragonmartialarts4032 3 роки тому +15

    Out there in the multiverse
    There is a Ron Swanson spin off show happily being rewatched on repeat
    And we missed that opportunity

  • @ambergris5705
    @ambergris5705 4 роки тому +207

    Ron Swanson's diet is something many aspire to, but few succeed to reach.

    • @bimfred
      @bimfred 4 роки тому +10

      most of the western world is obese. I think a lot of people succeed.

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 4 роки тому +15

      @@bimfred Not to get too serious over a fictional character, but Ron's diet is basically a carnivore/no carb diet. Which is the opposite of a SAD (Standard American Diet) diet. SAD is basically processed carbs with very little meat in it. That's exactly why so many carnivores go from being morbidly obese to fit on carnivore. Just cut the carbs and eat clean meat. Simple.

    • @js1642
      @js1642 3 роки тому +5

      @@MisterCovek agree. Very hard to gain weight eating only meat. 70% plant based is Standard American diet = obesity, type 2 diabetes and heart disease.

    • @UditENG-xi4pu
      @UditENG-xi4pu 3 роки тому +1

      @@MisterCovek idk but the Full form SAD makes me laugh

    • @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457
      @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457 3 роки тому

      That's because mere mortals are not made to handle so many fine quality meats

  • @Mr.Misfit2814
    @Mr.Misfit2814 4 роки тому +25

    Where’s the meat tornado? It was a whole new meat delivery system according to Ron. Or the Four Horsemeals of the Egg-Pork-alypse?

  • @dominictemple
    @dominictemple 4 роки тому +143

    The astounding thing about Ron is that anyone attempting to outdo him either dies or falls afoul of the law because no one else is as kind, honest or respectful as the man himself.
    His good karma protects him like a fantasy or anime protagonist from consequences.

  • @joperhop
    @joperhop 2 роки тому +7

    i love the way the waiter just nods at the "all the bacon and eggs you have".

  • @jeilee3860
    @jeilee3860 4 роки тому +13

    There are scenes in the montage I don’t remember seeing. Now I’m forced to go back and rewatch the entire series again to make sure I absorb everything this time!

  • @joshuamyers7510
    @joshuamyers7510 4 роки тому +47

    I don't even watch Parks and Rec, but Ron is still my favorite character.

    • @adamjones20
      @adamjones20 4 роки тому +8

      You need to change your ways. Watch it immediately.

    • @Cenot4ph
      @Cenot4ph 4 роки тому +2

      @@adamjones20 the show is generally a bore, Ron however is the man

    • @hamarbiljungskile8953
      @hamarbiljungskile8953 4 роки тому

      @@Cenot4ph I'm with ya on that one, man

    • @leonidas9808
      @leonidas9808 2 роки тому

      @@Cenot4ph First couple of season sure. Once Ben and Chris are here, the show is great trust me

  • @ironicsopsychotic
    @ironicsopsychotic 4 роки тому +7

    this video was used in one of my uni lectures and i have never been more proud to be a p&r fan/ron swanson enthusiast in my life.

  • @TheAmazingSpiderman87
    @TheAmazingSpiderman87 4 роки тому +16

    I try to follow Ron Swanson's example in my day to day routines but then I realized I'm not worthy enough to follow such a man, for there can only be one Ron Swanson.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому

      There is no Ron Swanson

    • @ron7570
      @ron7570 2 роки тому

      @@TruckTaxiMoveIt oh but there is. You may kiss my feet I you wish.

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 2 роки тому +1

      All you need to do is memorize and practice every item on the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

  • @definitelynotthequestion5359
    @definitelynotthequestion5359 Рік тому +1

    Love how Teamwork and Selfishness are right next to each other.

  • @stormtruppo
    @stormtruppo 3 роки тому +12

    "I wasn't offering."
    I literally do the same thing at wedding cocktail hours.

    • @markekar6021
      @markekar6021 3 роки тому +1

      u just announce the food ur eating? odd behavior

  • @Merumya
    @Merumya 4 роки тому +7

    "These will not be necessary."
    Legendary.

  • @DrSarcasmable
    @DrSarcasmable 4 роки тому +8

    My college dorm's cafeteria had a 'Parks and Recreation' themed food night.
    It was glorious.

    • @theshrimp1657
      @theshrimp1657 4 роки тому +1

      That sounds awesome what was the menu like?

    • @DrSarcasmable
      @DrSarcasmable 4 роки тому +1

      @@theshrimp1657 It's been a while. I know there was the turf-and-turf, bacon-wrapped shrimp, blue and red-themed punch flavors, an ice cream bar, and a lot of other things.

  • @Conmon115
    @Conmon115 3 роки тому +6

    I actually tried Ron’s flank steak method of avoiding hangover minus the wet socks and it surprisingly works. I haven’t had a hangover since.

  • @thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind
    @thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind 3 роки тому +16

    As a straight man, I must admit that I have never loved a man as I love Ron Swanson a fictional wonderful character that makes Thor himself seem a little too fluffy.

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 2 роки тому

      Yeah Ron is surrounded by women at work and that includes the men. He’s rather hang out with Star-Lord who happens to be an unstoppable good idea machine. 😉

    • @allenswanson2423
      @allenswanson2423 2 роки тому

      @@gregorymoore2877 More significantly, he'd rather hang out with Xena. As would I.

  • @marcbelo7301
    @marcbelo7301 3 роки тому +6

    Nick Hofferman just kills this role😂

  • @thepoisoncrow5721
    @thepoisoncrow5721 4 роки тому +11

    They forgot “When I eat, it is the food that is scared”

  • @cavemanic9558
    @cavemanic9558 3 роки тому +8

    One of the greatest characters in cinematic history

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode 4 роки тому +158

    'That's a party platter, it serves 12 people.'
    Judging by the size of that platter Ron got, you'd have 9 very angry and hungry customers complaining, lol. There's no way that platter can serve 12 people if they're even remotely hungry.

    • @chrisbingley
      @chrisbingley 4 роки тому +20

      American food may taste like it's already been eaten, but you guys do understand proper portion sizes.

    • @FinalJimothy
      @FinalJimothy 4 роки тому +16

      @@chrisbingley first half seems to be corrupted

    • @thecpmr6276
      @thecpmr6276 3 роки тому +6

      @@chrisbingley Someone clearly hasn't been to mulligans steak house.

    • @mpforeverunlimited
      @mpforeverunlimited 3 роки тому +2

      @@chrisbingley let me guess, European?

    • @chrisbingley
      @chrisbingley 3 роки тому +1

      @@mpforeverunlimited nope, British.

  • @hotdog9262
    @hotdog9262 2 роки тому +1

    quality bread. butter and a bit of majo. chopped up boiled eggs and shrimp on top. one of the best dishes around and so simple

  • @Kritacul
    @Kritacul 4 роки тому +7

    I love the last one, cause she has learned to accept it. Ron Swanson is who you should look up to.

  • @Edward_Kenway_
    @Edward_Kenway_ 4 роки тому +6

    Ana: Thanks, I'm ok
    Ron: I wasn't offering 😂

  • @mkm282
    @mkm282 4 роки тому +30

    "Fish meat is practically a vegetable." no truer words have ever been said.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому +1

      That's why vegetarians can still eat fish

    • @hihogandalfaway
      @hihogandalfaway 3 роки тому +7

      And yet shrimp is his third favourite food

    • @Disilludes
      @Disilludes 2 роки тому

      @@hihogandalfaway To be fair there are always exceptions to the rules

    • @Red-S-267
      @Red-S-267 2 роки тому

      Tuna tuna disagrees

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 2 роки тому

      Except shark meat. Shark meat is practically pork.

  • @willferrell8524
    @willferrell8524 3 роки тому +1

    I love that Ron has that sly smile when describing the "Turf & Turf" which I can't wait to try...

  • @26muca07
    @26muca07 4 роки тому +131

    This is not a character. Ron Swanson for some people is life-style itself. And that includes me.

    • @gamecarnival2024
      @gamecarnival2024 4 роки тому +4

      Me too friend

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому +1

      Sad

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому

      @@gamecarnival2024 may I have permission to insure you

    • @gamecarnival2024
      @gamecarnival2024 4 роки тому +7

      @@TruckTaxiMoveIt do you mean ensure? And if so how so? By "Ron Swanson" lifestyle they mean All American basically

    • @robertbrown3064
      @robertbrown3064 3 роки тому +7

      Work hard, mind your own damn business, know who you are and what you're about. Ron is the real deal.

  • @Homlanzuka
    @Homlanzuka 4 роки тому +11

    2:52 be like "you don't hand me raw food in my restaurant.."

    • @ssen9121
      @ssen9121 4 роки тому

      Nice reference

  • @olivialynnshipley4495
    @olivialynnshipley4495 3 роки тому +2

    The “I wasn’t offering” just hits home

  • @plochol
    @plochol 2 роки тому +2

    Ron is the treasury of knowledge.
    He taught me that skimmed milk is just water pretending to be milk.

  • @DEthe5150
    @DEthe5150 4 роки тому +41

    Watching this as I enjoy 2 diablo beef sandwiches and a Dr. Pepper.

    • @DigiDestined55X
      @DigiDestined55X 4 роки тому +2

      God bless this country.

    • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
      @TruckTaxiMoveIt 4 роки тому +1

      I'm guessing the Dr. Pepper is the healthy part of your meal

    • @Leightr
      @Leightr 3 роки тому

      And then back to chasin' the Bandit.

  • @jacksondaniels007
    @jacksondaniels007 9 місяців тому

    "These will not be necessary", Ron has always been my fav character on the show

  • @arijithalder7984
    @arijithalder7984 4 роки тому +16

    How can you cut the epic bite he takes after saying " They call it a Swanson " 😤😤

    • @gonnegottkehaskamp1667
      @gonnegottkehaskamp1667 4 роки тому

      And also the girl's reaction. A perfect mix of admiration, disgust and somehow being turned on.

  • @aaronfraire9073
    @aaronfraire9073 11 місяців тому +1

    I have never seen a character I have personally identified with stronger than this.

  • @CarlB_1962
    @CarlB_1962 Рік тому +2

    Ron Swanson is an absolute legend.

  • @kevinanderson8141
    @kevinanderson8141 3 роки тому

    Stopping the music at 2:23 was top notch.

  • @colin1818
    @colin1818 3 роки тому +7

    Ron Swanson is a role model for us all

  • @gwarlow
    @gwarlow 3 роки тому

    2:08 “Number 2 is right.” Now that’s good writing. Thanks for sharing this video. Cheers.

  • @californialove964
    @californialove964 4 роки тому +7

    "These will not be necessary" my response any time I'm given vegetables.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 3 роки тому

      I feel that way about coleslaw. That’s just an abomination.

  • @Zero-mn2qw
    @Zero-mn2qw 4 роки тому +10

    I enjoy UA-cam advertisements like I enjoy getting kick in the nuggets with a steel toe boot but this channel always has my top moments from park and recreation and Ron Swanson that’s my favorite show with my favorite character I would go to a UA-cam meeting if they had parks and recreation videos

  • @fakename789
    @fakename789 4 роки тому +5

    You know someones old fashioned when the forget they can't smoke inside a restaurant anymore lol

  • @J_GoTTi
    @J_GoTTi 11 місяців тому +1

    Who else here is actually a bit like Ron Swanson in this way? Obviously not to this extent, but a true carnivore at heart. I truly don’t eat but a couple food items that don’t have meat.

  • @Propain4eva
    @Propain4eva 3 роки тому +4

    1:36 Kills me everytime 😂

  • @a1175779
    @a1175779 4 роки тому +2

    “Is that bacon on your turkey leg?”
    “They call it a Swanson”

  • @adrianishated
    @adrianishated 4 роки тому +7

    Watching this while eating beef jerky :)

  • @bluebird7028
    @bluebird7028 4 роки тому +2

    Wish they made an episode of Ron at a Vegas buffet when they’re serving breakfast can only imagine how that would go

  • @michelleadams5609
    @michelleadams5609 4 роки тому +8

    I thought of Ron as I pan fried a rib eye in salted butter today. That is quite the vaccine!

  • @jajupa78
    @jajupa78 4 роки тому

    #8 Party platter cracks me up every time. Hahahahahh the look on her face when that platter comes. O man...

  • @benjin0311
    @benjin0311 4 роки тому +10

    Before i watched this video i liked it, i knew id seen every possible Ron and food scene, the pre-watch like was for Ron and for everytime watching him eat, id have to go and get a large steak from either a supermarket or restaurant, or cook as much bacon and eggs as i have in my house, sorry i worried you heard alot of bacon and eggs, i mean ALL the bacon and eggs i had in my house! 🤣

  • @mirthenemrys
    @mirthenemrys 2 роки тому +1

    They so need a spin off show, just Ron Swanson. i would pay all the streaming subscription fees in the world for such a show.

  • @TheMan750
    @TheMan750 3 роки тому +18

    He’s the perfect person to be next to if a vegetarian or vegan wants to talk to you about converting, ready to fight

  • @hulkslayer626
    @hulkslayer626 4 роки тому +1

    Hahahahaha watching that last clip, Ron Swanson entered my head and ad libbed "Please get your garden off of my meat meal, thank you."

  • @nbrikha
    @nbrikha 4 роки тому +18

    Ron: Fish meat is practically a vegetable
    Also Ron: Shrimp is my #3 favorite food

    • @mathieushifera135
      @mathieushifera135 4 роки тому +7

      Shrimp isn't fish, it's a crustacean. Read a book

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 4 роки тому

      Fish is known as "sea bacon" in some cultures.

    • @dneha0000
      @dneha0000 4 роки тому

      Bacon wrapped shrimp * is his #3 favorite 😛

    • @nbrikha
      @nbrikha 3 роки тому

      @@mathieushifera135 Read a book...concluded fish is delicious and Ron has never actually tasted a real seafood dish. He probably didn't like shrimp until someone put him up to it and he decided to rank it #3 favorite food. If he had smoked salmon in a bagel with cream cheese and chives, or English fish and chips, or decent sushi, guarantee he changes his opinion.

  • @wafflaaar1067
    @wafflaaar1067 4 місяці тому

    turf'n'turf.. Love it! with a porterhouse and a t-bone (if I didnt know any better, I'd think they were the same cut!)

  • @ultra6671
    @ultra6671 4 роки тому +5

    "What's cholesterol?"
    -Ron Swanson

  • @timmym4381
    @timmym4381 2 роки тому +1

    Ron's advise about what to do after drinking too much whiskey actually does work I tried it before lol

  • @josephwilson5823
    @josephwilson5823 4 роки тому +12

    Give me all. The bacon and eggs. You have. Do you understand?

  • @kaibe5241
    @kaibe5241 3 роки тому +2

    Honestly one of the best characters ever.

  • @camobash2462
    @camobash2462 4 роки тому +5

    “It only takes four minutes for him to eat the whole thing” 😂

  • @toreckman8899
    @toreckman8899 3 роки тому

    “Ron Swanson” introduced me to Lagavulin scotch. I love this man

  • @emilypearl3510
    @emilypearl3510 4 роки тому +8

    Did y'all post in cuz of the recent Babish episode?

  • @KingdomCome257
    @KingdomCome257 3 роки тому +2

    Ron doesn't strike me as Shrimp being his number 3 favorite food, I'd figured he's be more into all red meat XD

  • @fireflyeclipse
    @fireflyeclipse 4 роки тому +5

    I just want turf and turf to be a real thing

  • @ajtheva6694
    @ajtheva6694 3 роки тому +2

    This man needs a prequel series!

  • @jmstudios5294
    @jmstudios5294 4 роки тому +5

    Idk y but I’m bothered that Ron wasn’t gonna cut his cigar before lighting it

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 3 роки тому

      It appears that the cap was already cut.

  • @brionmartin5693
    @brionmartin5693 Рік тому +1

    The man who introduced me to the carnivore diet 💯💪🏽

  • @Gargamel196
    @Gargamel196 4 роки тому +11

    Pleeeease stop with the background music. Otherwise, awesome video as usual :D

  • @jonsingle1614
    @jonsingle1614 3 місяці тому +1

    The Carnivore Diet has now been change to....the Swanson Diet

  • @Manny4356
    @Manny4356 4 роки тому +4

    I want some turf-n-turf.

  • @isqewb1028
    @isqewb1028 4 роки тому +2

    He says that fish meat is practically a vegetable yet shrimp is his number 3 favorite food

  • @Mr.Misfit2814
    @Mr.Misfit2814 3 роки тому +3

    I always wanted to go to Chipotle and create my own Meat Tornado. I know Ron Swanson would be proud of me if I did that even if it cost me an arm and a leg.

  • @joemasters2270
    @joemasters2270 Місяць тому

    Ron keeping bacon in the ceiling... I miss this show 🤣