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- Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
- Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) is a man of many mysteries. But one thing is very clear: he loves meat.
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I get the feeling that Ron’s heart won’t attack him out of fear.
The funny thing is one episode reveals he has incredibly low cholesterol, and he has no idea what cholesterol even is.
It tried twice but nothing happened
Facts! Lol
Death keeps trying to take him in his sleep like Teddy Roosevelt, but he's yet to best him in a sleep fist fight.
His heart has too much respect.
To me, one of the most underrated parts of this is that Ron doesn't object when the waiter tells him no cigars inside. He respects private property rights, entirely consistent with his philosophy.
It's a law in Indiana. Public indoor dining can't allow smoking even if they wanted to.
yea, i thought most ppl understood that. some ppl also mention that hes so wealthy, but he can be cheap sometimes. i dont think hes cheap at all, its just consistent with his character. a fair price is a fair price and he will fight over a nickel if he thinks they didnt deserve his money. not easy being a libertarian.
He's a respectable maverick.
@@CoderShare that’s dumb
@@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS it is a public space and there are other people. it would be unfair to subject other people to your smoke if they didn't want it. if you choose to consume a carcinogen, that is your right, but i choose not to and i will not have smoke force upon me. it isn't dumb, it is respectful.
"I know what I'm about son."
I, LITERALLY, cannot wait until I can use this line in real life.
"At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection"
"You mean your attention?"
"You all know what I'm about"
Props if you know this quote.
@@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 Dragon Ball Z Abridged, It's a quote from Perfect Cell.
@Trollerjak the Trolling God-Emperor of Trolls isnt it from django unchained?
@@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 perfect
@@cavareenvius7886 yes
"These will not be necessary."
One of my favorite Ron Swanson's quotes
The man indeed knows what he's about, son.
R
D ev
Kiki oooo
Party time.
"I know more than you."
-- Ron Swanson
When he hands him the platter and says "alright, party time" 😂🎉
And this man has the lowest cholesterol the nurse has ever seen
gula-gula getah sabah Probably mean the dietary cholesterol is keeping him alive 😀. Very low cholesterol, is potentially more dangerous than high.
Because he is a fictional character, and we love him for that
Because he enjoys love making and woodworking.
"The nurse" 😂
Which episode is this from?
"Fish meat is practically a vegetable" ... I love that line
But it irks me that he says shrimp is his #3 favourite food
Ron Swanson and Catholics see eye to eye on this.
@@adammcallister2260 that ain't fish though, nor did he say he considered it meat
@@adammcallister2260 ik shrimp is average
Tuna disagrees so hard. And Salmon
They didn't show the strip club breakfast buffet
Or the meat tornado.
@@pjabrony8280 "literally killed a guy"
@@wickedmuffin76 you had me at meat tornado
To be fair, that had a wider variety of foods than just meat or meat+eggs
@Mark Zielke "Its like a whole new meat delivery system!"
I would kill for a "The Swanson" right now.
They serve something similar at the Iowa State Fair
I dunno, it sounds too dry for me. Never got the appeal of turkey legs, or turkey in general.
@@good_beans someone's never had properly prepared turkey before
Epcot in Orlando has one. It's in America Land. It's beastly large, but amazing.
You actually have too, makes you worthy of it
If there is one thing I admire about Ron, it’s his hair. Perfectly coiffed, no matter the situation.
Unless he's drinking snake juice
When his hair has completed its journey, it sheds itself off (you didn't specify which Ron).
@@theevilascotcompany9255 I hate you...so much... ;)
Even when shot in the back of the head
Unless Tammy 2 has him in cornrows
Gotta wonder if all the bacon and eggs they had was enough for Ron.
Thunder Ryu it’s never enough for Ron, he just has less of a need before that need comes back.
No
No. No it was not...
Probably Not
I can’t sleep at night, I think about this question constantly.
The fact that Ron can eat like this and not balloon up to 500 pounds is proof that woodworking burns more calories than any other exercise (except perhaps vigorous lovemaking).
it's kinda hard to get overweight with meat alone.
@@MrPtrlix it really isn't that hard especially with how much he eats
@@awesomesauce2000 it is. Most people lose weight on meat only diets. But Ron can also be seen eating sweeting stuff and alcohol, so he probably gain significant weight.
No, it is proof that he is a fictional character. The actor who plays him was told by his doctor not to eat too much meat.
@@someguy2135 I think you’re taking my comment too seriously.
"I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over than bacon and eggs." - Ron Swanson
hahahaha! yeah.
I can. Steak n eggs
One of my favourite things about Parks & Rec is the relationship between Ron and Leslie.
It seems they can't be more different, but they work so well together. Like when that waiter brought out the party platter meant for 12 people, she was almost bragging on his behalf that he could eat it all in four minutes.
Or the episode where they were out, on a business trip I think, and went to a restaurant. He ate nothing but meat, she ate nothing but breakfast food covered in maple syrup and they both acted like it was perfectly normal and were completely non-judgemental about each others preferences.
It's because both are honorable, if that makes since, and respect the hard work and passion they put into the things they love
Ron loves when the government does nothing, because he doesn't trust it. But he's happy when Leslie makes progress by using the government, because he trusts Leslie.
Ron also loves breakfast food.
What so annoys me about that scene is that they sit down for dinner but have to eat from throw-away paper plates using plastic forks.
I realize that Ron Swanson is supposed to be a caricature, but I think there's something admirable about his character's internal consistency.
I don’t think he is supposed to be a caricature. I agree with most words he says
@@harraldschmitt9113 I don't think you agreeing with him makes him less of a caricature.
There's a reason why caricatures exist.
Some people agree with them. But that says a lot about those people.
@@labinot1363 no, what im saying is that in my experience libertarians are actually like Ron is being portrait. Less grumpy perhaps, but self reliant, stallwart in their believes and resilient defenders of liberty as well as great lovers of meat. This is why i dont think ron is a caricature.
@@harraldschmitt9113 It’s more like Ron’s a caricature that’s been deflanderized.
@@danielhatcher9840 what does that mean?
I absolutely adore how the music stops as Ron clarifies his bacon and eggs order.
"I know what I'm about Son." -The Legendary Ron Ulysses Swanson
I think you got his middle name wrong.
The "give me all the bacon and eggs you have" scene always kills me because while I have not taken down that much in a sitting I have had to clarify orders like that at restaurants before and it makes me smile every time.
2:24 I love how when he says “wait, wait...” the music pauses.
"If you need to put sauce on your meat to eat it, why are you eating the meat"
What if the sauce is really good scotch?
@@richardm3023 then that is a waste of scotch and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Well nobody said drown it in sauce haha. Some times it fits well with abit of sauce on meat. Hot sauce ! :P
Very few people know how to cook well, so I always carry a bottle of BBQ with me everywhere... it has been a littoral life saver a few times. But, if the food is done well, I don't even take it out.
Agreed on things like steak, prawns, crab/lobster and burgers, but I don't like pork ribs without sauce.
Ron Swanson is a man after my own heart.
My own, cholesterol-filled, heart.
Amen!
He actually had very low cholesterol "the lowest cholesterol I've ever seen." from the episode he got a cold.
What's cholesterol?
If you eat nothing but steak and bacon for a month, your cholesterol will drop like a rock.
Atkins diet.
However your breath will stink and you'll need to drink water like it's a Fear Factor challenge, to flush the ketones out of your kidneys.
Been there, done that.
@@quenteqmampff8204 A compound that has been shown to be a causal factor in cardiovascular disease. The lower the level the better. Compared to a physiologically normal level, our levels are 2 - 3x higher. This happens when a persons diets consists of a lot of saturated (meat, dairy or fast food loaded with these, e.g. pizza's, burgers, etc) and trans fats (fast food such as croissants, doughnuts, pizzas again and etc), as well as dietary cholesterol (eggs, meat, dairy). And since most people eat this way for nearly every meal, is the reason why cardiovascular disease is the number 1 killer.
I love how Ron refers to younger guys as “son” when he is addressing an issue regarding food
They forgot the bowling alley's menu, Hot Dogs and Hamburgers.
when I eat, it is the food that is scared
The only disappointing thing about that menu, the appalling lack of French fries
@@emmaray6215 I agree.
@@emmaray6215 Nah, Ron won't eat anything that's French.
@@theevilascotcompany9255 He order Chili Cheese Fries from Paunch Burger
"Bacon wrapped shrimp."
"Oh I'm okay."
"I wasn't offering."
I wasn't Offermaning
The cholesterol is now a part of him the more cholesterol he consumes the stronger he gets
Ron 🐟 is for sport not eating.but he eats fish
That's the thing that was in the video right?
@@kylebradley3 his favorite food is shrimp
2:24 best joke ever. When the waiter nods his head. I felt that.
He understood, tribe to tribe.
I don't know who edited this video, but that man deserves a raise.
You cut the music at the exact moment Ron was ordering bacon and eggs at 2:21
I love how Ron Swanson is written in just the right way where if you're someone who rolls their eyes at the "libertarian" worldview, you have plenty to laugh at, and if you ARE a libertarian or tolerant of them, you still have plenty to laugh at. Many shows would try to be "progressive" by making him a laughingstock character or something, using him to always prove some "point".
i never thought of it this way. but yeah. you are correct
tolerant of libertarian? what in lord's name is that :)) why would anyone be intolerant towards people that don't want to impose anything on you and just want to be left alone :))
@@memyselfandI90001 Libertarians: Secretly plotting to take over the world and leave you alone.
Honestly, the problem with American politics is that we just aren't getting any _truly_ libertarian candidates. Every single candidate is so far left of the Founding Fathers that they would be horrified. Note how every Presidential election, after the primaries are over, it's _always_ a race to see who can make the most libertarian promises while also hiding the big government policies they embraced during the primaries. There are a few exceptions to this, but even when the big government policies are pushed, it's always with the impression that it's more libertarian for the people watching the debates and the ads ("tax the rich" is implied to be "the government will tax _you_ less"). A truly libertarian candidate would win the general election in a landslide, and one party in particular is beginning to understand that.
And then there's the Libertarian Party, which has a caucus that is made up of self-declared socialists. So... like all politicians, they lie. Like all government programs, they do the opposite of what they claim.
@@memyselfandI90001 Because if someone just wants to be left alone then they'll never be part of one of the pre-existing cults so you don't *have* to worry about their opinion and you can abuse them at your leisure. People don't dislike Libertarians for any specific reason, it's more like "Libertarians don't screech and sue and dox people so they can be insulted with impunity."
@@memyselfandI90001 because that's in direct opposition of the authoritarian left.
The astounding thing about Ron is that anyone attempting to outdo him either dies or falls afoul of the law because no one else is as kind, honest or respectful as the man himself.
His good karma protects him like a fantasy or anime protagonist from consequences.
“I don’t much go for ethnic food”
“They have one that’s called the meat tornado. Literally killed a guy last year”
“You had me a meat tornado.”
I just realized that at 1:14 there's a billboard with the word sex in a very large font.
Funnily enough, it's oddly convenient that billboard appeared right as he said "a piece of meat will fall into [his] mouth."
*buh dum tss*
@@griff7749 it's a little concerning not everyone did
Reminds me of Michael's presentation
Its talking about the unduly but undeniable role gender plays in todays masaganistic gender conforming capitalist society of monogamous eurocentrism
Subliminal messaging
"Why is everyone else so bad at eating?"
“Give me all the toilet paper and sanitizer you have” non Ron Swanson
Hahahehehehehehehe
It takes a real man and his meat to win the heart of the Warrior Princess.
"Is that a euphemism?"
It’s a double entendre.
@@bardleyb9053 that was a quote from the show, hence my use of quotation marks.
Ahhh...So I have a confession to make, I’ve only ever seen a few of these clips on UA-cam, never really watched the show. But considering how funny the clips are, and how some of my favorite thespians are on the show (Lucy Lawless!), I am planning on watching it, at some point. I just started binging Psych, so it may be a while.
The dwarf planet Eris was previously unofficially named Xena. However it's Moon is named Desmonia, the demon goddess of lawlessness.
Ron Swanson's diet is something many aspire to, but few succeed to reach.
most of the western world is obese. I think a lot of people succeed.
@@bimfred Not to get too serious over a fictional character, but Ron's diet is basically a carnivore/no carb diet. Which is the opposite of a SAD (Standard American Diet) diet. SAD is basically processed carbs with very little meat in it. That's exactly why so many carnivores go from being morbidly obese to fit on carnivore. Just cut the carbs and eat clean meat. Simple.
@@MisterCovek agree. Very hard to gain weight eating only meat. 70% plant based is Standard American diet = obesity, type 2 diabetes and heart disease.
@@MisterCovek idk but the Full form SAD makes me laugh
That's because mere mortals are not made to handle so many fine quality meats
Out there in the multiverse
There is a Ron Swanson spin off show happily being rewatched on repeat
And we missed that opportunity
Where’s the meat tornado? It was a whole new meat delivery system according to Ron. Or the Four Horsemeals of the Egg-Pork-alypse?
I don't even watch Parks and Rec, but Ron is still my favorite character.
You need to change your ways. Watch it immediately.
@@adamjones20 the show is generally a bore, Ron however is the man
@@Cenot4ph I'm with ya on that one, man
@@Cenot4ph First couple of season sure. Once Ben and Chris are here, the show is great trust me
i love the way the waiter just nods at the "all the bacon and eggs you have".
I try to follow Ron Swanson's example in my day to day routines but then I realized I'm not worthy enough to follow such a man, for there can only be one Ron Swanson.
There is no Ron Swanson
@@TruckTaxiMoveIt oh but there is. You may kiss my feet I you wish.
All you need to do is memorize and practice every item on the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
this video was used in one of my uni lectures and i have never been more proud to be a p&r fan/ron swanson enthusiast in my life.
'That's a party platter, it serves 12 people.'
Judging by the size of that platter Ron got, you'd have 9 very angry and hungry customers complaining, lol. There's no way that platter can serve 12 people if they're even remotely hungry.
American food may taste like it's already been eaten, but you guys do understand proper portion sizes.
@@chrisbingley first half seems to be corrupted
@@chrisbingley Someone clearly hasn't been to mulligans steak house.
@@chrisbingley let me guess, European?
@@mpforeverunlimited nope, British.
"I wasn't offering."
I literally do the same thing at wedding cocktail hours.
u just announce the food ur eating? odd behavior
There are scenes in the montage I don’t remember seeing. Now I’m forced to go back and rewatch the entire series again to make sure I absorb everything this time!
"These will not be necessary."
Legendary.
2:52 be like "you don't hand me raw food in my restaurant.."
Nice reference
As a straight man, I must admit that I have never loved a man as I love Ron Swanson a fictional wonderful character that makes Thor himself seem a little too fluffy.
Yeah Ron is surrounded by women at work and that includes the men. He’s rather hang out with Star-Lord who happens to be an unstoppable good idea machine. 😉
@@gregorymoore2877 More significantly, he'd rather hang out with Xena. As would I.
My college dorm's cafeteria had a 'Parks and Recreation' themed food night.
It was glorious.
That sounds awesome what was the menu like?
@@theshrimp1657 It's been a while. I know there was the turf-and-turf, bacon-wrapped shrimp, blue and red-themed punch flavors, an ice cream bar, and a lot of other things.
Nick Hofferman just kills this role😂
I actually tried Ron’s flank steak method of avoiding hangover minus the wet socks and it surprisingly works. I haven’t had a hangover since.
They forgot “When I eat, it is the food that is scared”
Ron Swanson is an absolute legend.
This is not a character. Ron Swanson for some people is life-style itself. And that includes me.
Me too friend
Sad
@@gamecarnival2024 may I have permission to insure you
@@TruckTaxiMoveIt do you mean ensure? And if so how so? By "Ron Swanson" lifestyle they mean All American basically
Work hard, mind your own damn business, know who you are and what you're about. Ron is the real deal.
Love how Teamwork and Selfishness are right next to each other.
Ana: Thanks, I'm ok
Ron: I wasn't offering 😂
One of the greatest characters in cinematic history
I love the last one, cause she has learned to accept it. Ron Swanson is who you should look up to.
quality bread. butter and a bit of majo. chopped up boiled eggs and shrimp on top. one of the best dishes around and so simple
Watching this as I enjoy 2 diablo beef sandwiches and a Dr. Pepper.
God bless this country.
I'm guessing the Dr. Pepper is the healthy part of your meal
And then back to chasin' the Bandit.
How can you cut the epic bite he takes after saying " They call it a Swanson " 😤😤
And also the girl's reaction. A perfect mix of admiration, disgust and somehow being turned on.
"Fish meat is practically a vegetable." no truer words have ever been said.
That's why vegetarians can still eat fish
And yet shrimp is his third favourite food
@@hihogandalfaway To be fair there are always exceptions to the rules
Tuna tuna disagrees
Except shark meat. Shark meat is practically pork.
"These will not be necessary" my response any time I'm given vegetables.
I feel that way about coleslaw. That’s just an abomination.
I enjoy UA-cam advertisements like I enjoy getting kick in the nuggets with a steel toe boot but this channel always has my top moments from park and recreation and Ron Swanson that’s my favorite show with my favorite character I would go to a UA-cam meeting if they had parks and recreation videos
I love that Ron has that sly smile when describing the "Turf & Turf" which I can't wait to try...
The “I wasn’t offering” just hits home
"These will not be necessary", Ron has always been my fav character on the show
Ron Swanson is a role model for us all
Ron is the treasury of knowledge.
He taught me that skimmed milk is just water pretending to be milk.
1:36 Kills me everytime 😂
You know someones old fashioned when the forget they can't smoke inside a restaurant anymore lol
I thought of Ron as I pan fried a rib eye in salted butter today. That is quite the vaccine!
“Is that bacon on your turkey leg?”
“They call it a Swanson”
Before i watched this video i liked it, i knew id seen every possible Ron and food scene, the pre-watch like was for Ron and for everytime watching him eat, id have to go and get a large steak from either a supermarket or restaurant, or cook as much bacon and eggs as i have in my house, sorry i worried you heard alot of bacon and eggs, i mean ALL the bacon and eggs i had in my house! 🤣
They so need a spin off show, just Ron Swanson. i would pay all the streaming subscription fees in the world for such a show.
Give me all. The bacon and eggs. You have. Do you understand?
Hahahahaha watching that last clip, Ron Swanson entered my head and ad libbed "Please get your garden off of my meat meal, thank you."
Watching this while eating beef jerky :)
“Ron Swanson” introduced me to Lagavulin scotch. I love this man
Ron: Fish meat is practically a vegetable
Also Ron: Shrimp is my #3 favorite food
Shrimp isn't fish, it's a crustacean. Read a book
Fish is known as "sea bacon" in some cultures.
Bacon wrapped shrimp * is his #3 favorite 😛
@@mathieushifera135 Read a book...concluded fish is delicious and Ron has never actually tasted a real seafood dish. He probably didn't like shrimp until someone put him up to it and he decided to rank it #3 favorite food. If he had smoked salmon in a bagel with cream cheese and chives, or English fish and chips, or decent sushi, guarantee he changes his opinion.
Wish they made an episode of Ron at a Vegas buffet when they’re serving breakfast can only imagine how that would go
He’s the perfect person to be next to if a vegetarian or vegan wants to talk to you about converting, ready to fight
Stopping the music at 2:23 was top notch.
“It only takes four minutes for him to eat the whole thing” 😂
2:08 “Number 2 is right.” Now that’s good writing. Thanks for sharing this video. Cheers.
I want some turf-n-turf.
Ron doesn't strike me as Shrimp being his number 3 favorite food, I'd figured he's be more into all red meat XD
I just want turf and turf to be a real thing
#8 Party platter cracks me up every time. Hahahahahh the look on her face when that platter comes. O man...
"What's cholesterol?"
-Ron Swanson
You had me at meat tornado.
Did y'all post in cuz of the recent Babish episode?
Ron's advise about what to do after drinking too much whiskey actually does work I tried it before lol
The best part about that opening clip is that Ron respected the restaurant's rules about no smoking. You wouldn't see that from a Libertarian like Ron today.
As a libertarian; based
I’ve been binging gordon ramsay videos and thought the thumbnail was ron at a table in hell’s kitchen lol
Pleeeease stop with the background music. Otherwise, awesome video as usual :D
Honestly one of the best characters ever.
I always wanted to go to Chipotle and create my own Meat Tornado. I know Ron Swanson would be proud of me if I did that even if it cost me an arm and a leg.
turf'n'turf.. Love it! with a porterhouse and a t-bone (if I didnt know any better, I'd think they were the same cut!)
Swanson for president.
He says that fish meat is practically a vegetable yet shrimp is his number 3 favorite food
Idk y but I’m bothered that Ron wasn’t gonna cut his cigar before lighting it
It appears that the cap was already cut.
Ron Swanson is basically one of the X-Men. Except his power is pretty mundane in that it just allows him to eat more in one sitting than is humanly possible, and without developing any negative side effects from it.