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  • @Raziel21
    @Raziel21 4 роки тому +3962

    I like to believe it was a cloudless night until Ron summoned that storm.

    • @alexrowland
      @alexrowland 4 роки тому +161

      Your theory has plausibility, as a quadcopter drone, like the one shown in the clip, probably wouldn't have flown well, if at all, in a storm.

    • @bassmaster117
      @bassmaster117 4 роки тому +82

      His shotgun blast summoned the storm from Zeus himself

    • @MurcuryEntertainment
      @MurcuryEntertainment 3 роки тому +30

      That man is terrifying.

    • @ashleyshort6141
      @ashleyshort6141 3 роки тому +36

      The rightful king of Asgard, Ron Swanson

    • @НелиелОксингейл
      @НелиелОксингейл 3 роки тому +27

      "-...the rain is just the God's tears...
      *blast the shotgun to the sky*
      -CRY GOD, CRY! WE MADE YOU UP, AND BE SURE WE CAN TAKE YOU DOWN!.."

  • @Aspennut34
    @Aspennut34 4 роки тому +3369

    TOM PUT ALL OF MY RECORDS INTO THIS RECTANGLE

  • @frednicolas3811
    @frednicolas3811 4 роки тому +1236

    Food is for eating, places are for being. Thank you so much Ron

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune 3 роки тому +16

      I avoid taking pictures of places im at for this very reason.

    • @_rileyweaver_637
      @_rileyweaver_637 3 роки тому +13

      End of discussion

    • @engeltjebaleno
      @engeltjebaleno 2 роки тому +1

      I need a shirt with that quote, including the end of discusion and a picture of ron

    • @NigelMontezuma
      @NigelMontezuma 6 місяців тому

      Don't leave the grid, the grid's the best! If anything you need to get more ON the grid.

  • @thescreenslaver8520
    @thescreenslaver8520 4 роки тому +2122

    I gotta say shooting a drone from the sky on a stormy night is pretty badass.

    • @divinityquartz3428
      @divinityquartz3428 4 роки тому +81

      especially with that old double barrel

    • @J_Jiggs
      @J_Jiggs 4 роки тому +17

      @@divinityquartz3428 yup double barrels aren't long ranged

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality 4 роки тому +18

      Lizardo For Ron Swanson, it does not matter.

    • @J_Jiggs
      @J_Jiggs 4 роки тому +2

      @@carl_consumer.of.reality no,no it doesn't he does it anyways

    • @bassmaster117
      @bassmaster117 4 роки тому +34

      The thunderstorm didn’t start until Ron said it could start. After he shot the drone

  • @virgiljericho664
    @virgiljericho664 4 роки тому +2374

    Honestly Ron holding a drone and the shotgun he used to shoot it out of the sky while he stands nonchalantly in a thunderstorm is the most badass moment of this show.

    • @march.7561
      @march.7561 3 роки тому +32

      Yes. YES IT IS

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 3 роки тому +22

      Y E S S S S S S I R

    • @Grrtmyr23
      @Grrtmyr23 3 роки тому +26

      It's got some terminator vibe.

    • @JoboVT
      @JoboVT 2 роки тому +16

      It's incredibly badass but also when I first saw it I could not stop laughing

    • @ric270
      @ric270 2 роки тому +24

      They need a full series of Ron surviving in a robot apocalypse

  • @khairallahdh
    @khairallahdh 4 роки тому +5461

    When robots take over the earth, Ron Swanson will be leading the resistance.

    • @RhombonianKnight
      @RhombonianKnight 4 роки тому +234

      If Ron lead the Resistance, the Terminator movies wouldn't have happened.

    • @Tobi_Q-airsoft
      @Tobi_Q-airsoft 4 роки тому +175

      @@RhombonianKnight John Connor would obviously Rons Codename. Because having his real name on motivation posters where anxone could see it would be a huge invasion of privacy.

    • @illyasaffandi2450
      @illyasaffandi2450 4 роки тому +28

      @@Tobi_Q-airsoft This should be a movie!

    • @DimaGolubets
      @DimaGolubets 4 роки тому +35

      Skynet 0.1, you violate my privacy. Delete.

    • @Irrelevant530
      @Irrelevant530 4 роки тому +10

      Ron and C17 Jerry.

  • @littledipper4289
    @littledipper4289 3 роки тому +417

    It always thought it was wholesome that Tom took the time to record Ron's records into the MP3 Player to make it easy for him

    • @eryvac0074
      @eryvac0074 3 роки тому +22

      He didn't. He just downloaded the song versions of Ron's records

    • @justinwalters9811
      @justinwalters9811 2 роки тому +11

      @@eryvac0074 you actually were able to rip songs from records, I helped my father's boss do it. Basically just a USB turntable.

    • @TheRepublicOfJohn
      @TheRepublicOfJohn 2 роки тому +13

      He put the songs on the rectangle, I dunno what this C3P0 player, or whatever you call it, is meant to refer to...

    • @Internatube
      @Internatube Рік тому

      @@TheRepublicOfJohn u serious? Its an iPod

    • @stevebest216
      @stevebest216 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Internatubeyou serious, its a joke?

  • @thewingedwheelwarrior2206
    @thewingedwheelwarrior2206 4 роки тому +1727

    Everyone can agree that Ron is the best character in Parks and Recreation

  • @dashcrash1890
    @dashcrash1890 4 роки тому +580

    Ron really is the person to say electronic bay instead of eBay

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 3 роки тому +1

      I say that too...in my head.

    • @brenna7757
      @brenna7757 2 роки тому +9

      I honestly didn't even know thats what the "e" stood for🤣

    • @atlassolid5946
      @atlassolid5946 Рік тому +1

      @@brenna7757 that's usually what a lowercase "e" before any word stands for

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 Рік тому

      @@atlassolid5946 I think it's safe not to hedge your bets on that one. It's always that.

    • @star-sl8wv
      @star-sl8wv Рік тому +1

      i’d imagine captain holt saying that too lol

  • @thaddeuspine
    @thaddeuspine 3 роки тому +145

    That image of Ron holding a shotgun and a destroyed drone is one of my favorite moments of the show.

  • @BakuMamX
    @BakuMamX 4 роки тому +185

    i love how ron goes from yelling out RECTANGLE to the quiet utterance of “butthole”

  • @usamamuhammadismail3324
    @usamamuhammadismail3324 4 роки тому +261

    0:08
    April: "awwww for me?"
    Ron: "Don't sass me!"

  • @nathanhunt6208
    @nathanhunt6208 4 роки тому +443

    "So far I've written to a vegetable farm" I was honestly sickened that they chose not to say beet farm.

    • @captainawesome2909
      @captainawesome2909 4 роки тому +33

      Hahaha, clever. Get ol Dwight Schrute riled up..

    • @cassidywest5539
      @cassidywest5539 4 роки тому +20

      Fact: Bears eat beets.

    • @eibbor171
      @eibbor171 4 роки тому +15

      @@cassidywest5539 Bears beats batlestar galacticca

    • @amithas6585
      @amithas6585 4 роки тому +12

      @@eibbor171 no they don't!.. wait what are you doing!!
      Identify theft is not a joke. Jim!!

    • @Valhalla05
      @Valhalla05 4 роки тому +5

      @@amithas6585 MICHAEL!

  • @azuredragon633
    @azuredragon633 4 роки тому +322

    Remote-controlled self - closing doors?
    Yes, Ron indeed that is beautiful

    • @renimusmaximus
      @renimusmaximus 4 роки тому +7

      They might even auto lock. Man with creations like that, maybe there is a God...

    • @kevinhernandez2594
      @kevinhernandez2594 4 роки тому +2

      Too bad Matt Lauer abused the idea of such technology.

    • @bossgandy
      @bossgandy 4 роки тому +2

      Love his expression, his voice catches :)

  • @catlikethief1718
    @catlikethief1718 4 роки тому +96

    I'm so happy he shot a robot out of the sky and then in the lighting carried it, AND a shotgun to Leslie's house without and effort towards drama, just doing what he thought was the next move, and naturally being a badass.

  • @jacklame417
    @jacklame417 4 роки тому +263

    i would love a series of Ron just reading Ebony Magazine i mean i can't be the only one

  • @henrythman
    @henrythman 2 роки тому +30

    That shot of Ron holding a broken drone with a shotgun over his shoulder while it’s thundering outside is the most intimidating thing I’ve ever seen

  • @charle7004
    @charle7004 4 роки тому +37

    Ron's love for his son is honestly wonderful.

  • @cameron120587
    @cameron120587 4 роки тому +47

    Ron saying "We need to talk" is like Riggs calling for backup ... shit is about to go down.

  • @arjunbaheti113
    @arjunbaheti113 4 роки тому +100

    THIS IS AN EXCELLENT RECTANGLE!!

  • @eastonmckay5463
    @eastonmckay5463 3 роки тому +14

    “Tom put all of my records on this rectangle!” Classic 😂

  • @chulocholo7848
    @chulocholo7848 4 роки тому +58

    At 0:00 it sounds like Joe Swanson saying “Hey Bro”.😂😂

  • @user-xp4vr3iq9f
    @user-xp4vr3iq9f 4 роки тому +20

    8:40- "tom put all my records into this rectangle, then again the world calls it phone but me and Ron swan call them rectangles of achievement

    • @Valhalla05
      @Valhalla05 2 роки тому +2

      That's an MP3 player

    • @NigelMontezuma
      @NigelMontezuma 6 місяців тому

      iPod*

    • @user-xp4vr3iq9f
      @user-xp4vr3iq9f 6 місяців тому

      how it is possible that i saw you reply this quickly lol@@NigelMontezuma

  • @catherinevincent9395
    @catherinevincent9395 4 роки тому +30

    when Leslie and Ron look at each other after he says "I want to help you take 'em down," and she smiles at him, you KNOW they are going to bring Gryzzl crumbling down.

  • @eavn9684
    @eavn9684 4 роки тому +6

    5:24 Ron is thinking about the Grand Canyon again...

  • @E-Man583
    @E-Man583 4 роки тому +7

    3:13 Rectangle, America, MêGaPhøne, Mondäy...B ü t t h ø l é

  • @justyoureverydaypig3716
    @justyoureverydaypig3716 4 роки тому +25

    My favorite part about this is that he called it electronic bay

  • @zacster311
    @zacster311 Рік тому +5

    Ron Swanson is hands down one of the best TV characters of all time.

  • @jiren29
    @jiren29 4 роки тому +16

    Ron throwing away his computer when he searches up his address on google earth and using a typewriter instead
    "Food is for eating. Places are for being. End of discussion."

  • @Cris-pt3jw
    @Cris-pt3jw 3 роки тому +21

    The way Ron gets exited about the iPod is exactly how my grandpa was like when we got him an iPhone for the first time

  • @zippy10256
    @zippy10256 3 роки тому +16

    Just realized Ron appreciates privacy yet he is on a "show" were he talks to the camera

    • @zippy10256
      @zippy10256 Рік тому

      @@Svenne-man-1880 I was most likley stoned when I wrote that

  • @joemama8436
    @joemama8436 4 роки тому +11

    Ron would be livid about the Government Bailouts LMAO

  • @Sunflowerperson
    @Sunflowerperson 4 роки тому +65

    ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON

  • @JoeHoeDoesSomething
    @JoeHoeDoesSomething 4 роки тому +195

    Is it me or Nick Offerman looks like Ron Swanson

    • @ricardocorrales9358
      @ricardocorrales9358 4 роки тому

      so funny, so original

    • @Mr_Man_7803
      @Mr_Man_7803 4 роки тому +3

      wooosh JoeyRedGames They are the same person, dumbass.

    • @JoeHoeDoesSomething
      @JoeHoeDoesSomething 4 роки тому +10

      Mr Man 7803 r/woosh

    • @Mr_Man_7803
      @Mr_Man_7803 4 роки тому +2

      @@JoeHoeDoesSomething haha, look at the very beginning of my comment, also you can see my comment is unedited so you just wooooshed yourself :)

    • @krishanattri9305
      @krishanattri9305 4 роки тому

      Mr Man 7803 bruh you just destroyed him 💀😂😂😂

  • @NuclearNachos1
    @NuclearNachos1 4 роки тому +5

    3:21 lmfao

  • @Gmrby-kj3up
    @Gmrby-kj3up 4 роки тому +5

    Every time Ron giggles an angel is born

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 4 роки тому +4

    “Butthole” - Ron Swanson

  • @Unqualifiedmedicalperson
    @Unqualifiedmedicalperson 4 роки тому +143

    “The right to privacy is very important to me”
    ....yet you’re allowing yourself to be filmed by a documentary camera crew almost all time 😂

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 роки тому +18

      He allows it, he doesn't allow the other stuff lol.

    • @rg03500
      @rg03500 4 роки тому +32

      Parks and Rec never actually mentions anything about a documentary or camera crew, it's basically just acknowledged that it's the way the show is filmed.
      Which I think is a good move because the least enjoyable parts of The Office to me are anything involving the documentary or camera crew.

    • @isabelleconstant3607
      @isabelleconstant3607 4 роки тому +7

      rg03500 actually parks and rec is supposed to be a like the office with the characters talking to the camera it is meant to be like them talking to you and connecting to you but better than the office because they want to connect with the watchers but still make it feel like there’s no cameras watching them like it’s real life and your there that is why this show is the best

    • @march.7561
      @march.7561 3 роки тому +2

      @Not A Doctor That’s why we’ve never met someone like Ron. Because they truly have disappeared from the grid.

  • @elizabethconway9666
    @elizabethconway9666 4 роки тому +5

    That last one made me laugh harder than I have in a while.

  • @Celtic_Blade
    @Celtic_Blade 4 роки тому +11

    OH MY GOD! I have literally said that. You can’t hack into a typewriter.

    • @TheBacontarian
      @TheBacontarian 4 роки тому +1

      You can actually, spies have retrieved the ribbon to recreate what was typed

    • @Celtic_Blade
      @Celtic_Blade 4 роки тому

      Little different, but fair point.

  • @phoebeclark4718
    @phoebeclark4718 4 роки тому +5

    0:47-0:50 Top 5 Ron moment

  • @snakinatrix4435
    @snakinatrix4435 4 роки тому +3

    that ending was out of a horror movie where Ron is the horror movie monster conferring with the other antagonists

  • @Jonathonson
    @Jonathonson 4 роки тому +9

    I feel like I’ve seen a character like Ron fighting robots.

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin 4 роки тому +41

    Ron seriously gives Ted Kaczynski vibes from the way he reacts to technology.

  • @EV_Rebound
    @EV_Rebound 4 роки тому +3

    7:40 DONNAS FACE!!!

  • @alexale665
    @alexale665 4 роки тому +2

    Ron: APRIL!!!
    Captions: HEY BRO!!!

  • @rhiannadahmer4052
    @rhiannadahmer4052 2 роки тому +1

    "Can it Unabomber" such a good line

  • @michaelmorse6801
    @michaelmorse6801 3 роки тому +1

    Ron Swanson: "I want to help you take them down."
    The Terminator:👁👄👁

  • @biinpublications2017
    @biinpublications2017 4 роки тому +3

    Ron is my favorite character on Parks & Recreation like Dwight Schrute is my favorite character in The Office...they make the shows what they are...

  • @sonofatlas1372
    @sonofatlas1372 2 роки тому +2

    Lmao 4:57 caught me off guard

  • @The_PokeSaurus
    @The_PokeSaurus 4 роки тому +5

    "Food is for eating, places are for being, end of discussion."
    "No one is safe from these bastards."
    If he finds out this is on UA-cam he's gonna be pissed!

  • @thelasso9478
    @thelasso9478 Рік тому

    5:20 the voice break is perfection

  • @TheBlueFangirl
    @TheBlueFangirl Рік тому

    I love how the only tech Ron approved of besides the typewriter (and the self-closing doors) was the iPod playing his records XD "This is an excellent rectangle!" I agree, Ron. I've had my rectangle for over 12 years. XD

  • @MatthewG1247
    @MatthewG1247 7 місяців тому

    9:11 "This is an excellent rectangle!"

  • @EchoingVision
    @EchoingVision 4 роки тому +2

    This came out just in time, I’ve been looking for the last clip for the past 2 days and couldn’t find it anywhere.

  • @reonndoughty5237
    @reonndoughty5237 Рік тому

    “The songs just play one right after the other, this is a fantastic rectangle”

  • @ignoremeimjustbad1462
    @ignoremeimjustbad1462 Місяць тому

    "awe for me?"
    "dont sass me "

  • @TheIllusiveMan11
    @TheIllusiveMan11 4 роки тому +25

    Of course, Ron won't pass judgement on corporations until it affects him.
    Still funny though.

  • @SebastianMejiaH
    @SebastianMejiaH Рік тому +2

    I love how this was recommended in auto play after a Linus Tech Tips video lol

  • @shilkawi
    @shilkawi 4 роки тому +7

    “The world is a nightmare” I felt that

  • @emperorpalpatine9851
    @emperorpalpatine9851 4 роки тому

    Right at the end with the shotgun and the drone was the funniest and scariest thing ever, with the lightning in the background

  • @cucumberwatermelon
    @cucumberwatermelon 4 роки тому +8

    Bruh I didn’t even realize they were using Vine xD RIP

  • @jasminebonner3650
    @jasminebonner3650 2 роки тому

    Cutting away to Ron throwing away his computer is genius lol!!!!

  • @cjpyrings4568
    @cjpyrings4568 3 роки тому +1

    Ron is my spirit animal

  • @julianca9380
    @julianca9380 3 роки тому +1

    Ron Swanson Is My Favorite Character

  • @jakubpustulka6160
    @jakubpustulka6160 3 роки тому +1

    0:47 Gold

  • @khabaaustralia
    @khabaaustralia 4 роки тому +1

    This program gives me that feeling you get when you've got the perfect edge on your chainsaw blades. It's a good feeling, now to find a 120ft spruce.

  • @nicholasegan9567
    @nicholasegan9567 4 роки тому +1

    TOM PUT ALL MY RECORDS IN THIS RECTANGLE!!

  • @scottlowe8192
    @scottlowe8192 2 роки тому

    The look on his face while holding the drone and gun..... Fucking LEGEND!!!!!

  • @jumpieva
    @jumpieva 2 роки тому

    "i'm vining you vining yourself" lmao

  • @ocon10731
    @ocon10731 4 роки тому +3

    This is an excellent rectangle!

  • @DanleyNuksGoneFishn
    @DanleyNuksGoneFishn 4 роки тому

    3:38 my life quote

  • @BPond7
    @BPond7 Рік тому

    Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

  • @louisryan5815
    @louisryan5815 4 роки тому +1

    I love how you can see the holes of the slugs and pellets of Ron's shotgun in the drone, lmao. Looks like he shot it 3 times before it came down.

    • @WubblesMinecraft
      @WubblesMinecraft 4 роки тому

      Who shoots a flying drone with slugs lmao

    • @louisryan5815
      @louisryan5815 4 роки тому

      @@WubblesMinecraft i meant slugs to distinguish the heavier pellets from the lighter ones. Idk if there's a more proper term

  • @cyspiegel8603
    @cyspiegel8603 2 роки тому

    "You can't hack into a typewriter, that's all I have to say" 🤣🤣

  • @bossleonie7658
    @bossleonie7658 3 роки тому +1

    Ron would hate the good place. He hates frozen yoghurt

  • @aidenmiller3832
    @aidenmiller3832 Рік тому

    The funniest part of the drone scene is that there’s shot patterns on the top of the drone, which means that after Ron shot it down, he gave it a Coup De Grâce

  • @jiren29
    @jiren29 4 роки тому +7

    Ron trying to erase all pics of Ron is a perfect example of him being a boomer

  • @MckieDs595
    @MckieDs595 Рік тому

    That last scene with Ron and the drone should be the beginning of the greatest action movies about ai taking over the world. It could be right before the title appears.

  • @King_Kyros
    @King_Kyros 3 роки тому

    Diavolo be looking real proud of our angry mustache boi.

  • @TorqueCP
    @TorqueCP 4 роки тому

    One of my favorite shows of all time.

  • @emanuel8020
    @emanuel8020 Рік тому

    "This is an excellent rectangle" 😀

  • @RandomUser7777777
    @RandomUser7777777 4 роки тому

    I like how Aron doesn’t really care about what Gryzl (or however it’s spel) is doing at first but never realized cookies are the same thing. You consent to them when using sites so it’s not an involuntary forfeiture of privacy (although I will say some sites should make it clearer)

  • @Irishhaf
    @Irishhaf Рік тому

    I work in IT now, and I am coming around to Ron's way of thinking.

  • @virgiljericho664
    @virgiljericho664 4 роки тому

    Can it unabomber this is an emergency!
    Underrated line.

  • @augurseer
    @augurseer 4 роки тому

    When he shots down the drone. I am like. Wow. He is serious.

  • @damaniqphillip2756
    @damaniqphillip2756 4 роки тому +2

    6:26 April reaction

  • @JerryIDK
    @JerryIDK 2 роки тому

    My favorite moment is when Ron learned from April that computers and internet can track your data and immediately throws it into the garbage

  • @iantkach6640
    @iantkach6640 4 роки тому

    “Megaphone! Monday!... butthole.” More proof that Ron Swanson is perfect.

  • @xEdwinx
    @xEdwinx 3 роки тому

    Tom put all my records into this rectangle.

  • @priyanshi9890
    @priyanshi9890 2 роки тому

    'this is an excellent rectangle!'

  • @winnie7922
    @winnie7922 3 роки тому

    Ron seems to like his rectangle a lot, I like my rectangle too

  • @vignesh0208
    @vignesh0208 4 роки тому

    Food is for eating.
    Places are for being in.
    God that's a good line

  • @epicstyle1000
    @epicstyle1000 2 роки тому

    9:15 Ron Swanson the oncoming storm : I am the storm that is approaching
    Provoking black clouds in isolation
    I am reclaimer of my name
    Born in flames, I have been blessed
    My family crest is a demon of death
    Forsakened, I am awakened
    A phoenix's ash in dark divine
    Descending misery
    Destiny chasing time

  • @masterivan18
    @masterivan18 4 роки тому

    I've never seen this series but this videos entertain me so much.

  • @afterschoolproductions5132
    @afterschoolproductions5132 4 роки тому +3

    8:25 I ues this with my girlfriend...it works

  • @jdizzle3000
    @jdizzle3000 4 роки тому +1

    THIS IS AN EXCELLENT RECTANGLE!

  • @markallen7215
    @markallen7215 4 роки тому

    Ron Swanson... absolute legend!

  • @Seymorebuttz
    @Seymorebuttz 4 роки тому +3

    Me and Ron have the exact same personality what hell they stole my information

  • @marioprendi8312
    @marioprendi8312 2 роки тому

    Seems like Ron never heard of Brave Browser.... 😆