Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit and Are the scissors broken in your house son are my too favourite. Remember laughing so hard the first time I watched those scenes
The bowling part is even funnier because later Ron comes back and rolls underleg like tom/a child and Bowls a Freaking Perfect Game lol the attendant come to congratulate him and he simply says “You’ll speak of this to no one” lol
In my opinion, “I LOVE NOTHING” is his best delivered and timed line. You can tell he’s holding in his laugh, and Larry’s laugh was not supposed to happen 😂
That last clip was uncharacteristic of Ron. "This building doesn't allow animals". Since when has Ron Swanson ever cared about bureaucrat imposed rules?
The most unrealistic thing about Ron Swanson is that he’s a person with actual self-motivation, ability, and work ethic and he works for government. As someone who works for government I’ve never met one
2:32, I actually witnessed this exact situation. As a kid I went to a hardware store with my carpenter father. An employee asked if he needed help. I immediately thought to myself, hell no, he knows exactly what he needs. My dad just says “no thanks boss, I’m all set.” Not exactly Ron Swanson, a bit more diplomatic.
How did Ron manage to open the Vine app, record a video, and post it just by rubbing his sleeve on the screen for a couple of seconds? Even the tone of voice is different in the recording than in the live take they used. My suspension of disbelief was perfectly intact before that.
Nick Offermsn is incredibly talented, has a healthy relationship with his other half and everyone who works with him has nothing but great things to say about him. Because he wants a competent government you think he's a tool? I don't get people like you
@A-small-amount-of-peas that alot of 'what-aboutism' his marital relations has zero w what I said(which still further proved my point).. if you don't get it then you didn't notice when he pushed the gov agenda.. outside woodworking there's little to compare between the character and actor. If it seems like I reiterated the same thing it's cause I did as it was my point.
@@ZomPaul2113 that's not a what about-ism. You just attacked Nick Offermans character with an incredibly vague statement. I'm ascertaining that he has more character than the orange mess that's about to become president. You also don't have a point, Nick has even said in several interviews that he's similar to Ron in many ways (he also plays saxophone) but does not share his views on government. So what exactly are you trying to say and what precisely did Nick Offerman do to trigger you apart from endorse Kamala Harris which to my knowledge was what the majority of people who work in the arts were doing because they can see Trump for what he truly is
@A-small-amount-of-peas you need to learn what whataboutism is then. Now your Trump derangement syndrome is flaring up when nobody mentioned him. Idc what he said in interviews Hollywood ppl love to fabricate a false sense of who they are... hence my pointing it out.
5:17 "THIS IS AN EXCELLENT RECTANGLE!!!" - Ron Swanson
That's such a great line! 🤣
I'm guessing that took place after I quit watching, because I don't remember it.
Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit and Are the scissors broken in your house son are my too favourite. Remember laughing so hard the first time I watched those scenes
"You've given me the food that my food eats" is one I use a lot. I love this show.
Ron is my spirit animal
I'm Swan fuckin Ronson 💪🦢
I would say Ron is my spirit animal, but he isn't an animal. HE'S A BEAST!!!! 💪
@@SwanRonsonDonnyJepp
Ron would cook and eat his spirit animal
Ron cooked and ate my spirit animal while enjoying a nice cigar!
8:14 This line alone warrants its own video.
Anytime I start feeling overwhelmed, I think of him saying this. It helps. 😊
thank you parks and rec channel admin
8:58 Is this not rap? 😂
One of the best lines in the series 😂
Lovemaking and woodworking gets me everytime
Both burn calories!
"Just saying that gave me a semi" is brilliant 😂
My favourite is "Son, That horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame"
Ron running in childish angst after eating Leslie’s secret bacon will NEVER not make me laugh hysterically 🤣🤣
“What was that tone?” 😂
“Hi Andy. I hate people but you are okay. It’s weird. Woof woof. April.”
Ron Swanson, Dwight Schrutte, and Raymond Reddington, my heros 😂
The bowling part is even funnier because later Ron comes back and rolls underleg like tom/a child and Bowls a Freaking Perfect Game lol the attendant come to congratulate him and he simply says “You’ll speak of this to no one” lol
*Ron* : when I eat, it's the food that is scared
*Calzones* : say what now?
The unsteady zoom in when he says no to corn on the cob… It’s like Shakespeare
In my opinion, “I LOVE NOTHING” is his best delivered and timed line. You can tell he’s holding in his laugh, and Larry’s laugh was not supposed to happen 😂
That ouchie was just demoralizing
3:16, I still use this quote all the damn time!
My parents insisted on using skim milk when I was growing up. I couldn't agree more with Ron's assessment of it.
3:20 I love how honestly disgusted he was with lying :)
3:33 It´s f****** milk! Ron Swanson for president
12:53 Always Sunny in Philadelphia crossover? That's definitely Paddy's Pub they're parked in front of. Lol
It's always sunny in pawnee
I WAS GONNA SAY THIS WTF
I can confirm - yes.
Came to the comments just because of this.
Definitely is.😂
Haha nice catch
IT KILLS ME EVERYTIME I SEE HIM FALL 11:11
Ron-"they're coming...(falls down)....they're coming."
Andy-"who? The Russians?"
Love it!
6:35 the way he runs away like a petulant child 😆🤣😆🤣
6:35?
5:32
You’re a minute off bud
Is this not rap?
Classy
He is literally the best character
Ron: "I hate everything!"
Also Ron: "I love nothing!"
Too many great quotes to even choose
Makes me want to rewatch the show, again 😂
8:42 this line was coooold😂😂😂😂
“I know more than you” 😂
Me, in a bookstore
That last clip was uncharacteristic of Ron. "This building doesn't allow animals". Since when has Ron Swanson ever cared about bureaucrat imposed rules?
Ann: How many alcohols do you consume a week?
Ron: One.
Ann: That’s it, one drink?
Ron: One shelf.
*Anne
@parkereimerl2 was it ever spelled on the show? Because if not both are valid
@@yakirfrankoveig8094 he edited it. It had the completely wrong name. If I remember correctly it said April
@@parkereimerl2 got it
That thumbnail is my favorite scene of Ron. 😂😂😂
2:22 nick offerman irl
The character vs the actor who plays them
The most unrealistic thing about Ron Swanson is that he’s a person with actual self-motivation, ability, and work ethic and he works for government. As someone who works for government I’ve never met one
Real
Does that include you? Or are you the exception?
Beautiful compilation from the parks and rec channel
Such an iconic character
I would marry a man like Ron
I love the Finding Nemo reference
6:45 is my favorite part of the show!
"I'm Ron f***ing Swanson".
So I’m expecting a compilation of every scene nick offerman was ever on
Okay, I’m gonna have to rewatch parks and rec
I wanna be Ron when I grow up
I love Ron, I strive to be Ron!
I know what im about son
o jerry e ann chorando com o que o ron falou kkkkkkkkk
8:34 okay. This clip is my favourite.
……he went on and actually did…..eventually
"I have an uncle who does Yoga"😂
crime to include the government effectiveness joke and not "I disagree. I find it hilarious" haha
8:57😂😂😂😂
"Nick Offerman line deliveries that deserve a raise"
Do you mean all of them?
2:32, I actually witnessed this exact situation. As a kid I went to a hardware store with my carpenter father. An employee asked if he needed help. I immediately thought to myself, hell no, he knows exactly what he needs. My dad just says “no thanks boss, I’m all set.”
Not exactly Ron Swanson, a bit more diplomatic.
I know more than you😂😂😂
Then you should've given him the raise already
"Half mass is too high. Show some damn respect."
8:09 is just random shop terms
Yessss Ebony!
The dog one always sounds wrong to me, why would Ron give a flying f if the government lets a puppy in or not
I know, get out!
HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAID THAT!
Omg even his hair/head is slightly square… hi is anger from inside out 🫡
Your great man
Is his character based off Garfield?
Ron will definitely work for DOGE.
That’s f****** milk!
Nemo? Dad? Nemo?
"Don't worry, it's not gay."
-Jean Ralphio
Ouchie 😂😂
Poor Dave Freemop.
I want to be Ron when I grow up
Not me knowing the exact moment of the hilarious a$$ thumb nail 😆
14:55 Bring me the opposite of him.
@ 3:14 what was that tone....
11:18 The russians‼️⁉️
Sadly, some people took Ron way too seriously
If "I wanna punch you in the face so bad right now" isn't on this list, someone messed up.
ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON
Ron Swanson: “Fish meat is practically a vegetable.”
Also Ron Swanson: Loves bacon wrapped shrimp.
Shellfish aren't fish.
In fact shellfish are closer related to insects than fish, and fish closer related to mamals than shellfish.
@ Point taken.
Ron is the type of man I want to be.
How did Ron manage to open the Vine app, record a video, and post it just by rubbing his sleeve on the screen for a couple of seconds? Even the tone of voice is different in the recording than in the live take they used. My suspension of disbelief was perfectly intact before that.
First Ronny 🎉
First Swanny 🦢💪🎉
Gimme your best Martin Sheen Apocalypse Now kung fu mirror and I’ll be off sir 🐔
Ads every two minutes. UA-cam sucks balls.
Lets be honest there isnt a single line that doesnt belong in this video
I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm
I LOVE NOTHING!!!
11:02
Excellent line delivery from Nick Wasntofferingman. 👌
need him to top me
LMAOOOOO REAL
Outside acouple hobbies... offerman is not like Ron... instead dude is a progov tool.
Person discovers the art of "acting"
Nick Offermsn is incredibly talented, has a healthy relationship with his other half and everyone who works with him has nothing but great things to say about him.
Because he wants a competent government you think he's a tool?
I don't get people like you
@A-small-amount-of-peas that alot of 'what-aboutism' his marital relations has zero w what I said(which still further proved my point).. if you don't get it then you didn't notice when he pushed the gov agenda.. outside woodworking there's little to compare between the character and actor. If it seems like I reiterated the same thing it's cause I did as it was my point.
@@ZomPaul2113 that's not a what about-ism. You just attacked Nick Offermans character with an incredibly vague statement. I'm ascertaining that he has more character than the orange mess that's about to become president.
You also don't have a point, Nick has even said in several interviews that he's similar to Ron in many ways (he also plays saxophone) but does not share his views on government.
So what exactly are you trying to say and what precisely did Nick Offerman do to trigger you apart from endorse Kamala Harris which to my knowledge was what the majority of people who work in the arts were doing because they can see Trump for what he truly is
@A-small-amount-of-peas you need to learn what whataboutism is then. Now your Trump derangement syndrome is flaring up when nobody mentioned him. Idc what he said in interviews Hollywood ppl love to fabricate a false sense of who they are... hence my pointing it out.
"Is this Rap"
8:09 is just random shop terms