Talking Like a Japanese Delinquent

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  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2023
  • I bestow upon you the indispensable skill of talking like a Japanese delinquent.
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  • @kanamenaito
    @kanamenaito  8 місяців тому +470

    Video Transcript:
    おい
    こら
    おいこら
    ざけんじゃねえぞ
    なめてんのか
    なめんじゃねえぞ
    やるか
    ざけんじゃねえぞおいこら
    なめてんのかおいこら
    やるかおいこら

    • @Mobik_
      @Mobik_ 8 місяців тому +27

      I'm dying 😭😂

    • @18grape
      @18grape 8 місяців тому +8

      Fantastic video. One question though sensei:
      Why is it not ふざけんじゃねぞ?

    • @gugan_1678
      @gugan_1678 8 місяців тому +36

      Google's auto translation results are hilarious

    • @franaranda
      @franaranda 8 місяців тому

      👏

    • @VieShaphiel
      @VieShaphiel 8 місяців тому +11

      @@18grape It's like how "what's up" becomes just "sup"

  • @RudeasHECK
    @RudeasHECK 8 місяців тому +2205

    i was practicing these phrases in my bed room and all of a sudden kiryu kazuma came in and roundhouse kicked me

    • @AkariVex7185
      @AkariVex7185 8 місяців тому +20

      🤣🤣

    • @キラキラくりくり頭
      @キラキラくりくり頭 8 місяців тому +101

      And then he said しばらく寝てろ

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 8 місяців тому +58

      "行くぞ!!"

    • @coolnifte
      @coolnifte 8 місяців тому +22

      how are you alive

    • @RudeasHECK
      @RudeasHECK 8 місяців тому +88

      @@coolnifte everyone knows kiryu has never killed anyone

  • @Giraffinator
    @Giraffinator 8 місяців тому +975

    Attention Japanese learners: This is the most important video you will watch on your journey to fluency

    • @musicisthefoodofthesoul
      @musicisthefoodofthesoul 8 місяців тому +67

      4:03 instructions unclear, I got startled and peed on a yakuza

    • @dataps5346
      @dataps5346 8 місяців тому +42

      Thank you for the tips 😊 I talked like this and now have a bunch of baseball players following me 😊 I’m so popular now

    • @navaerick86
      @navaerick86 7 місяців тому +9

      Oi! KORRA?!

  • @CrowSpaceboy
    @CrowSpaceboy 8 місяців тому +1419

    you trying to keep yourself from laughing and failing is what made this so special, thank you

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl 8 місяців тому +22

      That was adorable 😂

    • @MaartenT
      @MaartenT 8 місяців тому +15

      I was already laughing before he did actually, I have heard plenty of this type of speech because of having played through the "龍が如く"/"Like A Dragon" games. So much to the point that it's pretty easy to for me recognize this type of slang even though my Japanese is not good at all. I absolutely loved the video, thanks!

  • @RamonaFlowerz
    @RamonaFlowerz 8 місяців тому +184

    The 'who the f*ck do you think you're talking to' eyebrows made me laugh so hard. 😭

  • @blackxicans98
    @blackxicans98 8 місяців тому +597

    Kaname shivering in disgust and trying to get back into character is so funny 💀

  • @TalaySeedam
    @TalaySeedam 8 місяців тому +588

    おい is like すみません for delinquent...I've just died.

    • @jin4398
      @jin4398 8 місяців тому

      you fucking died? are you fucking dead??

    • @dhcarrot1195
      @dhcarrot1195 6 місяців тому +14

      When I accidentally bump into someone
      *timidly* おい…

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 6 місяців тому +6

      @@dhcarrot1195 And then the person turns around and says, "おい、何してるんだ?バカじゃないの?" while croaking like a frog.
      Or something like that, hahaha.

    • @dhcarrot1195
      @dhcarrot1195 6 місяців тому +3

      @@BakaTaco haha yep and they end with saying “オイコラ!”

    • @matercan5649
      @matercan5649 Місяць тому

      ⁠@@BakaTacomost likely バカじゃねえか? to be more informal

  • @rice_frying_shrimp
    @rice_frying_shrimp 8 місяців тому +833

    So if I ever visit a seedy area in Japan and a man begins to croak at me like a frog, I will not mess with him. Thank you Kaname-sensei!

    • @hjubris
      @hjubris 8 місяців тому +55

      or you can say this phrase やるかおいこらこんちくしょなめてんじゃねーぞくそったれが back to him, he's gonna calm down in no time!

    • @otsav009
      @otsav009 8 місяців тому +21

      ​@@hjubrisLMFAO 😭 IDK IF YOUR JOKING OR NOT HELP

    • @Ceylin_Kurtbogan
      @Ceylin_Kurtbogan 8 місяців тому +10

      @@hjubris the only correct response honestly :DDD

    • @adelalovesmadara4062
      @adelalovesmadara4062 7 місяців тому +5

      @@hjubris 喧嘩売ってるw

    • @NoraCGVK
      @NoraCGVK 7 місяців тому +4

      @@hjubriswhat does this say? My translilation isn’t working

  • @ch4.hayabusa
    @ch4.hayabusa 8 місяців тому +211

    “not people… delinquents” - 内藤金目

  • @jembawls
    @jembawls 8 місяців тому +107

    I'm finally ready to travel to Japan.

  • @MrGiygas1
    @MrGiygas1 8 місяців тому +32

    In Britain, they say ‘oi’, and it means the same thing, and is also harsh sounding.

  • @maiy8786
    @maiy8786 8 місяців тому +538

    How many takes did this one take to get without cracking up in between 😂

  • @holycrusader3838
    @holycrusader3838 8 місяців тому +537

    Now I can finally talk like a yakuza, thank you Kaname!

    • @babyjoker997
      @babyjoker997 8 місяців тому +27

      Finally ヤクザが如く

    • @Pawlakov1
      @Pawlakov1 8 місяців тому +79

      more like a yakuza-wannabe highschooler

    • @Gogetaa
      @Gogetaa 8 місяців тому

      😭

    • @LocrianDorian
      @LocrianDorian 8 місяців тому +23

      More like a generic tough-guy, but there is some overlap. Yakuza often use kansai-ben, there are some good videos on this if you look up on UA-cam.

    • @mddale
      @mddale 8 місяців тому +6

      Japanese bad guys always look silly to me.

  • @thatitalianlameguy2235
    @thatitalianlameguy2235 8 місяців тому +111

    Then an extremely buff middle aged man who is definitely not yakuza says to you S A S S A T O K O I

    • @subparticle8995
      @subparticle8995 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@kitty-fxliterally means the opposite, learn Japanese first

    • @Igor-vk8fl
      @Igor-vk8fl 7 місяців тому

      @@kitty-fxit means “come here now u bitch”

    • @pendragonkiwami
      @pendragonkiwami 6 місяців тому

      *and he beckons you alongside saying that phrase*

    • @pendragonkiwami
      @pendragonkiwami 6 місяців тому

      @@kitty-fxno it isn't.

    • @maro_23
      @maro_23 5 місяців тому

      ​@@kitty-fx"Get lost" would be 失せろ = ウセロ
      サッサトコイ means "Come here at once"

  • @Libertian
    @Libertian 8 місяців тому +239

    3:47 Him cracking after keeping it together the whole video had me dying 🤣 😂

  • @blackwaterwolf
    @blackwaterwolf 8 місяців тому +154

    Now THIS is the type of educational content we need

  • @davfb8622
    @davfb8622 8 місяців тому +81

    Kanama sensei is usually a great actor but for sure is no delinquent 😂😂😂

  • @faithharger6544
    @faithharger6544 8 місяців тому +190

    The fact you made it an entire 3:50 before laughing deserves an award

    • @Battle_One
      @Battle_One 8 місяців тому +2

      Impressive indeed

    • @grayman2749
      @grayman2749 7 місяців тому +2

      Korrrrrrrrra, are you making fun of me?

  • @eRic-hr3yl
    @eRic-hr3yl 8 місяців тому +13

    "...not people. Delinquents." lol

  • @blackxicans98
    @blackxicans98 8 місяців тому +61

    Soon as kaname said he was gonna talk to us seriously I knew it was gonna be unserious 😭😭

  • @DISCONSOLATION
    @DISCONSOLATION 8 місяців тому +236

    this shit is too funny 😭

  • @authormichellefranklin
    @authormichellefranklin 8 місяців тому +14

    Followed up by a long loud "Kiryuuuuu chaaaaaaan!"

  • @BlackieBloomberg
    @BlackieBloomberg 8 місяців тому +64

    My dream of talking like Yusuke Urameshi is about to come true!

    • @Xiassen
      @Xiassen 7 місяців тому +4

      Just in time for the live action

  • @315315Barbara
    @315315Barbara 8 місяців тому +33

    I can't deny that it made laugh to see your face, but I live in Japan and the way you explained it is true. Sometimes I listen to drunk people at the stations late at night talking in this way

  • @sherpFPS
    @sherpFPS 8 місяців тому +79

    Kaname my beloved, just when I thought your content couldn't get any better.

  • @grant1991
    @grant1991 7 місяців тому +16

    I've never seen someone literally swallow a laugh 😂 3:48 Such an adorable moment 😅

  • @fungusmcbungus7943
    @fungusmcbungus7943 6 місяців тому +7

    Now I know what all of the NPC's in Yakuza are saying to Kiryu whenever a random fight occurs. Thank you, Kaname-sensei.

  • @noahinvero351
    @noahinvero351 7 місяців тому +6

    0:32 *becomes japanese delinquent*

  • @esotericist
    @esotericist 8 місяців тому +25

    there are a million Japanese in Sao Paulo, Brazil. In standard Brazilian Portuguese, "Oi" means hello.

    • @bmac4
      @bmac4 8 місяців тому +5

      Its a common informal hello even in the English speaking world.

    • @esotericist
      @esotericist 8 місяців тому

      i think it is rather rude actually. @@bmac4

    • @rapeofficial
      @rapeofficial 8 місяців тому

      @@esotericist it is rather australian actually

    • @bmac4
      @bmac4 7 місяців тому +1

      @@esotericist a lot of informal things become rude if said in the wrong time and place. I've known many groups of friends to use it and even seen it in less formal workplaces. Usually it's rude because it ends up a rather blunt way to get someone's attention but context matters.

    • @esotericist
      @esotericist 7 місяців тому

      I've lived in 10 countries and speak 5 languages. Thanks for your "pro tip". Got any more bleeding obvious things to share?@@bmac4

  • @hanspecans
    @hanspecans 8 місяців тому +15

    ざけんじゃねえぞ is maybe like “don’t F with me”?

    • @Jim_mears
      @Jim_mears 8 місяців тому +7

      Right. It’s a contraction of ふざける which means to mess about, to joke around etc.

  • @GrayMM
    @GrayMM 8 місяців тому +28

    めちゃ笑ちゃうコラ! 誰が責任を取るんだよ オイコラャ!
    (Mr. Kaname, thank you for the hilarious video and great instruction, as always!)

  • @trainerkellysnetwork
    @trainerkellysnetwork 8 місяців тому +39

    This was so freakin' hilarious! 🤣 I'm a huge fan of the delinquent trope and this was such a delight to watch. While this couldn't be used in everyday speech, definitely helpful for media and maybe, perhaps, storytelling (?!). Excellent video!
    A part of me wishes this came out on April Fools. 😂 It's even better though at some random time during the year.

    • @M_JackOfAllTrades
      @M_JackOfAllTrades 5 місяців тому +2

      I actually know a middle-aged guy who sometimes talks pretty much like this in real life. Even the eyebrow thing reminds me of him so much, this entire video was a mix of hilarious and freaky to me :'D

    • @trainerkellysnetwork
      @trainerkellysnetwork 5 місяців тому

      @@M_JackOfAllTrades omg that actually sounds both hilarious and awesome at the same time!

    • @M_JackOfAllTrades
      @M_JackOfAllTrades 5 місяців тому +1

      @@trainerkellysnetwork Oh, it used to be funny even to me... at first. But the thing is, he used to be my martial arts master and with a bad temper like that, it quickly became old (and exhausting... and pretty stressful, ngl) that he would blow a gasket, yell and insult you over every little mistake or even if he just didn't like something, no matter how hard I tried to please him and do everything right. Well, that's why I don't study under him anymore, after a few years I got tired of his bullshit. So to be precise, I couldn't decide if Kaname-sensei's expressions and mannerisms in this video being a caricature of those of my ex-master's were more amusing or PTSD-inducing 😅

  • @rajvirsingh5754
    @rajvirsingh5754 8 місяців тому +21

    Trying not to laugh while speaking those phrases will be the toughest

  • @RoboticEdward
    @RoboticEdward 8 місяців тому +20

    As a fan of the 龍が如く franchise I appreciate this vid due to it being a series with a bunch of punks you gotta beat up so you hear this language nearly all the time.

  • @shinkikomori7386
    @shinkikomori7386 8 місяців тому +11

    This was a great change of pace for me lololol
    Japanese linguistic videos really give me a break as a busy and stressed highschool student. Even comedic videos like this lol.

  • @clay2889
    @clay2889 8 місяців тому +10

    I lost it at the first おい. Absolutely brilliant content ahah

  • @HookTheMonster
    @HookTheMonster 8 місяців тому +19

    Oh man. This video made me shiver. 😅
    Watching you laugh at it made me more comfortable though. 😂

  • @mathieudg6915
    @mathieudg6915 8 місяців тому +13

    This is way funnier than it should be haha

  • @Cammymoop
    @Cammymoop 8 місяців тому +6

    Finally, the important parts

  • @eae6572
    @eae6572 8 місяців тому +16

    Amazing video! This one was very hilarious! 🤣

  • @zipgret88
    @zipgret88 7 місяців тому +5

    Man, this video single-handedly explained every single anime gangster I've ever seen.

    • @DuBstep115
      @DuBstep115 6 місяців тому

      Literally Bazz-B from bleach

  • @herlocksholmes-uv5qw
    @herlocksholmes-uv5qw 8 місяців тому +7

    Finally, the long awaited Gorou Majima wannabe tutorial

  • @azarishiba2559
    @azarishiba2559 8 місяців тому +18

    A native Spanish speaker, who is a master of trilling Rs: "Mi momento ha llegado... Oi! KORRRRRRRRRRRRRRA!" XD XD
    Saying this video was hilarious would be an understatement XD

  • @dogma8538
    @dogma8538 7 місяців тому +1

    this video is gold, i love your seriousness lmao! it was so enjoyable to learn this stuff

  • @skippychurch2965
    @skippychurch2965 8 місяців тому +6

    When I hear おいこら, I immediately think of Slam Dunk

  • @crckdns
    @crckdns 8 місяців тому +4

    for those who are interested in the movie shown at the end.. it's "crows are back" from the "crows" series :D

    • @soare279
      @soare279 8 місяців тому +1

      I have been waiting for a captain to show up. Thank you!!

    • @KuroRingo-rv3ct
      @KuroRingo-rv3ct 4 місяці тому

      Thanks bro , ur a lifesaver.

  • @believer69420
    @believer69420 8 місяців тому +3

    This is hilarious, Kaname. You made my day!

  • @xddesho
    @xddesho 8 місяців тому +3

    Been a fan of the Yakuza Game Series. Thanks for the knowledge I can live my dream now

  • @rigbyb
    @rigbyb 8 місяців тому +6

    オイコラ!Thanks Kaname

  • @nonsonoplainjane
    @nonsonoplainjane 8 місяців тому +4

    Thanks for the tutorial, I'll practice this during my trip to Japan next year!

  • @melanikemenczei1110
    @melanikemenczei1110 8 місяців тому

    I love you😂❤
    Your videos are so entertaining yet full of content, and help me so much.🤗
    This one is the best I've watched so far😁

  • @Mobik_
    @Mobik_ 8 місяців тому +5

    3:47 breaking character is Gold ❤

  • @jiazhechen
    @jiazhechen 8 місяців тому

    I have been searching exacly this for years lol Thank you for the tutorial, seriously!

  • @danielcarboni3576
    @danielcarboni3576 8 місяців тому +4

    This is great, and it was entertaining! This is the stuff no one teaches but it’s still important.

  • @piggypoo
    @piggypoo 8 місяців тому +3

    I've been waiting for this video for so long. Hope it can become it's own series. This will give me the confidence to travel in Japan. No one will look down on me! KORRA

  • @HaohmaruHL
    @HaohmaruHL 7 місяців тому +2

    You need to know this, but not so you could speak it yourself. It's so you understood your Japanese boss yelling at you.

  • @Dempseyniamh
    @Dempseyniamh 8 місяців тому +1

    This was really fun and informative thank you

  • @LocrianDorian
    @LocrianDorian 8 місяців тому +12

    Kaname-san, could you do a follow up to this one? I really enjoyed it, but there's so much more to delinquent talk! You could totally make it into a series!

    • @pafu_pafu
      @pafu_pafu 7 місяців тому

      Yes!! This please!!

  • @froufroufrou
    @froufroufrou 8 місяців тому +1

    I almost choked on my breakfast laughing - many times in a row - watching this. It was glorious. Thank you!

  • @TehMemeMachine
    @TehMemeMachine 7 місяців тому

    The way you express yourself made this a very fun video to watch!

  • @SalvadorButtersworth
    @SalvadorButtersworth 8 місяців тому +6

    When people see my UA-cam videos, they often mistake me for a Japanese delinquent.

  • @sleepynorthernwolf
    @sleepynorthernwolf 8 місяців тому

    I just found your channel Kaname-san. Thank you for this funny lesson. Subscribed!

  • @hurricaneb6243
    @hurricaneb6243 7 місяців тому +1

    "aRe YoU lOoKiNg DoWn On Me!?"
    "well, I wasn't 5 seconds ago-"

  • @jacobpatriot8885
    @jacobpatriot8885 7 місяців тому +2

    Hey foo thankz fo showing me tha wayz of the Japanese gangsta I is gonna need this to survive tha streetz of Japanese fo sho. Thanks foo!

  • @dandandan22
    @dandandan22 2 місяці тому

    i loved this video so much, as a big fan of yakuza movies it's so much fun to see
    but also keeps making the great point that japanese people talk with their whole faces! thank you

  • @PaulHotPants7
    @PaulHotPants7 8 місяців тому

    Please more videos like this, i really enjoy.

  • @LunarcomplexMain
    @LunarcomplexMain 8 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for making my Monday so much better lmaooo

  • @nachobeards
    @nachobeards 8 місяців тому +5

    This is a fantastic channel for japanese learners

  • @erdenulker9223
    @erdenulker9223 8 місяців тому

    Great vid as always

  • @street-zombie
    @street-zombie 8 місяців тому +4

    This what imagine my favorite Japanese punk bands probably sound like. I love your literal translations too! Based on what you said, I think colloquially ざけんじゃねえぞ could probably be translated as "don't fuck with me" in English, and なめてんのか as "what are you looking at?" I wonder how many manga I've read in translation that use these phrases...?

  • @PhilipVillaseran
    @PhilipVillaseran 8 місяців тому

    Hahaha this made my day. Thank you Kaname-san.

  • @smugle629
    @smugle629 8 місяців тому +4

    "Talking like generic Like a Dragon character"

  • @PippyM_
    @PippyM_ 7 місяців тому +1

    "not people, delinquents" beautiful.

  • @rubenlg00
    @rubenlg00 7 місяців тому

    Thank you so much, I'll definitely use these to make a good impression if I travel to Japan

  • @Jay-vr8it
    @Jay-vr8it 8 місяців тому +3

    カナメさんまじで最高だわ😂

  • @samic
    @samic 8 місяців тому

    I am glad that I am enjoy watching this video as much as Kaname-sensei making it.

  • @user-xr7pd7pl3m
    @user-xr7pd7pl3m 8 місяців тому

    I am in love with you ! This was awesome.

  • @aoreliasamantha5339
    @aoreliasamantha5339 8 місяців тому

    ありがとうございます for your clear way of teaching. 🙏👍

  • @arther8159
    @arther8159 7 місяців тому

    This is just so amazing. I tried not to laugh but I failed. Thank you so much Kaname!

  • @rafaelkoga5762
    @rafaelkoga5762 8 місяців тому

    I don't know if this is your best video so far but definitely the funniest! Thank you for teaching us how to stand as a furyou! 😄👍🙏

  • @sashatoao8421
    @sashatoao8421 8 місяців тому +1

    You are so funny!!! I couldn't stop laughing, you're such a comedian.

  • @AlexandraFR38
    @AlexandraFR38 8 місяців тому +6

    I can't stop laughing now 🤣

  • @RT-qd8yl
    @RT-qd8yl 8 місяців тому

    This might possibly be your best video yet! 🤣🤣

  • @GIChiyo
    @GIChiyo 4 місяці тому

    This is super useful for understanding some of the dialogue in the Like A Dragon/Yakuza games
    100% IU have heard all of these in the games
    I love your videos dude!!!

  • @jl8417
    @jl8417 8 місяців тому +7

    Perfect! Just in time for my meeting with the prime minister-
    ( ご心配なく、 これは冗談です。)

  • @sharonjackson5196
    @sharonjackson5196 8 місяців тому

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you so much.

  • @johnfreitas9450
    @johnfreitas9450 4 місяці тому

    Awesome video guy!

  • @DancingLederhosen
    @DancingLederhosen 6 місяців тому +2

    I didn't see the video length at first and was all excited this might be an in-depth video about the general shifts in language that occur in delinquent/criminal dialects, haha. I got to enjoy some good laughs, though, so I'll take it! :)
    I'm about eight months deep into studying Japanese, and recently I've been looking for content outside of graded readers and children's programs on NHK-E (I'll be honest, mostly ピタゴラスイッチ), which have been my primary "immersion" sources until recently. I've been reading through the first book in the ドラえもん manga series and started playing my first-ever Yakuza (龍が如く in Japan) series game.
    The kid-speak and ruffian-speak is absolutely destroying what little comprehension ability I had. But it's given me a lot of excellent opportunities to get familiarized with the imperative form of verbs and language shortcuts (such as skipping or morphing the pronunciation of mora for easier speech). I can't wait to make a million friends with my delinquent kindergartener speech patterns.

  • @adamkovacs835
    @adamkovacs835 8 місяців тому

    Man, I laughed my pants off so many times during this video. Thanks so much for making my day better!

  • @subkulturebeats
    @subkulturebeats 7 місяців тому

    This channel deserves more subscribers!👍🏼

  • @colaho
    @colaho 8 місяців тому

    actually it’s useful at least i can understand what are they talking on tv now!
    of course this video is very interseting too! Thanks so much!

  • @evelioguaperas
    @evelioguaperas 8 місяців тому +1

    Great video おいこら!

  • @MrShagification
    @MrShagification 8 місяців тому

    This is the video I've been waiting for.

  • @gyokyo
    @gyokyo 7 місяців тому

    I totally had fun doing this man. Great job.

  • @Viewer0543
    @Viewer0543 6 місяців тому

    You’re awesome thank you for this video 😂

  • @2019AyyDee
    @2019AyyDee 7 місяців тому +1

    I've been looking for a guide on this for so long.

  • @gotaro69
    @gotaro69 7 місяців тому

    Fantastic!

  • @IlPeggiore
    @IlPeggiore 8 місяців тому +1

    This is what dedication to your craft means. Truly an iron willed individual.

  • @Erik_001
    @Erik_001 8 місяців тому

    Haha. Thank you very much. Very instructive.

  • @e_veharapeco
    @e_veharapeco 8 місяців тому +1

    thank you for my first delinquent lesson i will be coming back for more