He'll never be forgotten.. 😭 I'm crying writing this comment Here are my words for Kitty0706: Kitty0706 touched our hearts. The videos with Him, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, Heavy, Spy, Medic, Sniper, and I can't remember because I'm crying. But he touched ALL of our hearts, he brought us to a place of imagination and laughter. He will never be forgotten. I just wish he didn't die. Nobody wants to die. AND IF HE WAS FUCKING KILLED IM GOING TO KIDNAP THE GOD DAMN KILLER, WRAP HIM IN A BLANKET AND RIP HES KNEECAPS OFF AND HE SPINE AND THEN ILL GRAB A DAMN SHOTGUN THEN ILL PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH A BLOW HIS GOD DAMN HEAD OPEN THEN ILL MAIL HIS BODY TO HIS PARENTS! IF HE WAS KILLED I WILL FIND YOU!👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿 I'm sorry I'm just... really.. upset... 😧 anyways he will never be forgotten the symbol for his will be " *ß* " this will be our symbol of him so ß!
Relago B no they wouldn't dlc, instead they would add crates with a o.2% chance to unlock the next level and sadly whenever I try to open one I get another damn crowbar skin
In short: At E3, 202X, Half Life 3 is finally released. Heavy sees this, and sends his face into the desk at mach speed out of excitement and says "Ready!" He runs to his small pile of gold bars and grabs one. He goes to Spy, asking him for money. Spy ignores Heavy, and continues to read his newspaper. Heavy shouts "Money will not wait!" and slams Spy's head into the table (something hes good at) and runs off with the money to buy Half Life 3. We cut to the Engineer who is listening to music. Heavy interrupts, and throws a truck at him, to wake him up in order to get to the mall to buy Half-Life 3. Engie is forced into the car, and has been awoken. Engie unlocks his true "vroom vroom" potential and gets Heavy to the mall at light speed. Heavy forgot he needed to go use the bathroom, so he runs into the bathroom. When he comes out, he notices the chain of explosions near the Volvo shop. He runs face-first into the flames and is knocked out. Heavy wakes up, accidentally kills BLU Demoman, and sends BLU Sniper into another dimension with his fists. He finds Half-Life 3 boxes, but they are just display cases. He finds the last copy available and gets to it, but so does BLU Soldier. Heavy accidentally rips of Soldier's arm and Soldier is mortified, as now he knows he can never feel love (as he proclaims). Heavy purchases Half-Life 3 and uses his hidden talent of smashing peoples faces on tables and Engie once again unlocks his "beep beep" potential and gets them back home safely. Heavy lives easy knowing that he enjoyed Half-Life 3.
Alternate ending: Upon the Heavy discovering he had to acquire a DLC in order to continue enjoying Half-Life 3, his grief was so great that he couldn't face life any longer.
that was probably the best use of the tea time line in any gmod video ever, way to go jackass giving mighty planet smasher lord gaben the perfect idea of using dlc for the campaign, you just delayed us another 2 years
Half life 2.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Half life 2.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002 will be released in 1,000,000 years, and it keeps going until 2.9 which will be after 2 more big bangs
Oh, y'know. Wither away and be forgotten for who knows how long. Or be replaced by a similar meme for some other game. Remember the "Did Not Finish" joke regarding Duke Nukem Forever and its infamous Development Hell cycle? By the time that game came out, Half-Life 3 became the butt of similar memes and jokes, since the DNF jokes were no longer relevant. If Half-Life 3 ever releases, the HL3 memes will likely have the same fate.
When Valve does a party just like in the video to celebrate Half-life 3, there WILL be Tiny Desk engies, and life size Desk Engineers by each other, brothers in arms
I'm in love with the fact that you keep the feeling of Kitty0706 so perfectly yet you're MUCH funnier with the videos. I can't get over the "You can pry it from my cold de-" *rip* "Oh no, I will never feel love again." ROFL
![[GMOD] Counter-Fortress Source](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oXt8Zrq6W50/mqdefault.jpg)
I had too much fun with this video, enjoy.
Doctor Lalve hi pls do the heavy guide
He is getting to it, be patient
Jembo Jemboji kek
Doctor Lalve now wee have to wait for the 4 .... god demet
best 2 mins of my life
Valve 2019: Half-Life ALYX
Gabe: what is a three?
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I think Valve 2020: Half-Life: Alyx
Spoilers,
Half-life Alyx confirmed HL3
Gabe: HOLY SHIT, I SAID 3
I mean even her name has 4 letters
9/10 cuz not enough tiny desk engies
* not enough explosions 4/10 *
* not enough engis explosions 2/10 *
* not enough tiny desk engineers dance explosions 2.4/10 *
Loltroll0710 not enough crowbars
Just A demomeeen tiny little demomans
Just A demomeeen no 9/11
YEEEEEEE-
"Oh no! I will never feel *love* !"
I died when I heard this.
@@Ammed31dqs yep xD
@@Ammed31dqs *GOOD!*
are u still dead bro
@John Croissant
I like your icon it’s cute. It reminds me of Finnic from Zootopia. did you draw it yourself?
and i heard this when reading this comment
"...Perfect!"
**gun to head**
PURRFECT!!!
*puts gun to head* PEW!
PERFECT TO KILL MY SELF
whoops! Copyrighted your comment! Didn't scroll through the comments before commenting!
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1:21 RIP Tiny Desk Engineer
Noooooo :C
I guess they can be killed
;-;
He CANT BE killed
mothafuger They can regenerate like Deadpool
I want to believe .. *cries in a corner for days*
-get close to him
-hug him
-cries with him
Wants to join the sad crew ... gets rejected. .. cries in a corner... alone
-gets closer to them
-gets closer
- *GETS CLOSER*
ALL THE TIME!!
ANGRY MARINES
I want that as the commercial to be honest
Project Borealis might fill the space
2 minutes long commercial? Deal.
Me too
This should’ve been the commercial for Half Life: Alyx
Half-Life 1 was released in 1998, Half-Life 2 was released in 2004,
Half-Life will be released in 3110.
Ill wait.
okay XD
Wouldn't it be 3110?
Yeah 3006 doesn't make any sense at all. But in the end it doesn't matter because the human race will be extinct when HL3 is finally available.
Pleve Dont worry, Gaben is immortal. 3110 will be a golden year for games!
Not Asbestos Yeah, fixed
*WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR FREEMAN? A HUG? OH! OH EXCUSE ME IF I'M INTERUPPTING "TEA TIME*
Dr. Magnusson will always be a savage
3
"Oh no! I will never feel love!"
*Dead.*
Soldier 2017
This reminds me of kitty0706 too much it still hurts
Dita, *Sigh*, it really does, Kitty0706 you will always be Remembered you big Prodigy you. :')
lol
Dita yea
He'll never be forgotten.. 😭 I'm crying writing this comment
Here are my words for Kitty0706:
Kitty0706 touched our hearts.
The videos with Him, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, Heavy, Spy, Medic, Sniper, and I can't remember because I'm crying. But he touched ALL of our hearts, he brought us to a place of imagination and laughter. He will never be forgotten. I just wish he didn't die. Nobody wants to die. AND IF HE WAS FUCKING KILLED IM GOING TO KIDNAP THE GOD DAMN KILLER, WRAP HIM IN A BLANKET AND RIP HES KNEECAPS OFF AND HE SPINE AND THEN ILL GRAB A DAMN SHOTGUN THEN ILL PUT IT IN HIS MOUTH A BLOW HIS GOD DAMN HEAD OPEN THEN ILL MAIL HIS BODY TO HIS PARENTS! IF HE WAS KILLED I WILL FIND YOU!👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿 I'm sorry I'm just... really.. upset... 😧 anyways he will never be forgotten the symbol for his will be " *ß* " this will be our symbol of him so ß!
man that was beautiful your words were perfectly used. R.I.P Kitty0706 you are in our hearts :_-(
Nah, Valve wouldn't resort to DLC; they'd lock it behind crates with a 0.2% chance of unlocking the next level.
Neverhoodian only 19,99 each!
Neverhoodian *opens crate* gets another crowbar skin*. "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU_
Billy Bob Joe what? Crowbar???? Dude thats ultra mega suber uber legendary card! Only legend 27 has it!
igor karas but I want a SMG skin 😔
you should ask Muselk then.
1:50, heavy kills him self because the game was so perfect that he knew nothing else in life would be better. He was like, "Death, take me now" :)
No I think it's that he had to buy the DLC to continue
@@gamersam3920 r/wooosh
Lyf complete
Not even Half Life Alyx? Not even a TF2 update? Not even sandivich porn?
*Come, we fight like doctor.* ~ Heavy 2017
Geofcraze634 lmao
*Oh no, I will never feel love.* ~ Soldier 2017
***** *Texas style.* ~ Engineer 2017
*Angry painful sounds* ~ Sniper 2017
*Money will not wait* ~ Heavy 2017
So this is how march 2020 will look like? Cool.
You have doomed us all
So how was that March 2020 for ya?
Oh that did not age well
Its december and still like it
Correction: March 2021
1:06 *loses his right hand* oh no, i will never feel love. I died at this moment xD
NEINtenDON'T wat does dat even mean...?
Thx.... WAIT .... oh...
NeintenDON'T As expected from a person with a profile image like that, not that it's a bad thing.
*Fap* 4 days
What kind of kinky sh*t have I walked into?
...
Can I have a link as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:35 You predicted everything
This is an 8000% accurate prediction about HL2 episode 2.1.
2.1 = GD 2.1 8V
Relago B no they wouldn't dlc, instead they would add crates with a o.2% chance to unlock the next level and sadly whenever I try to open one I get another damn crowbar skin
CROWBAR SKINS
Gordon approves.
1:08
1 year later still no half life 3
More years later no half life 3
Half Life 3 was canceled lol
half life 3 isnt happening
I believe Half-Life 3 will release on 2019.
@@fano_man do you think I'm joking?
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First: Gorgeous Freeman episode 3 part 1
Then: This
Next: HL3!!!
Hello from the other video.................
indeed
Wait, Gorgeous Freeman 3 is out?!
Supershadow301 yes
Engy: nope.
1:24 Sandvich porn?
larry Meers, ya
Yes, dear lord
This video should be demonitized
Yes is that
Which ever shall it be.
Ricochet 2 confirmed.
DasMxD you!
fuck ricochet 2!
If they ever make HL3 I want the first 20 seconds of this to be an official ad.
0:03-0:16
You just summed up everyone's reaction to half life 3's release
*0:03-0:08
* _Half life 3 gets released_ *
Every human on the earth: *Shut up and take my money!*
Actually..... We are all like that rn
I honestly think the world would lose it's shit if Half Life 3 was actually announced
Every being ( fictional or not ) in the multiverse: Shut up and take my money
Half Life 3 Part 1 Chapter 1.
Buy DLC Chapter 2 to continue.
Half Life 3 Part 1 Chapter 3
Buy DLC Chapter 4 to continue.
Should say that on the box
Half-Life 3 Part 1 Chapter 4 Sequence 1
Sequence 2 unlocked only with Half-Life 3: Sexyness edition (65,99 $) with Secrets: Gorgeous Freeman
Half Life 3 Tutorial part 1.
Buy DLC to start tutorial
"Sorry, the online store for Half-Life 3 isn't working. You can't buy Half-Life 3: Part 1 Chapter 4 Sequence 8 for the moment, try again later."
In the year 2053:
Gabe newel: 3
*Crowd goes wild*
Gabe Newell: new cs:go knifes
Years 2023 : wtf where earth
I would love to chill out like that Engineer.
What is stopping you boy?
Lack of a comfy chair.
Go buy one.........No i got a better idea............just stole one.
steal*
I think that Miracle finally happened.
In short:
At E3, 202X, Half Life 3 is finally released. Heavy sees this, and sends his face into the desk at mach speed out of excitement and says "Ready!" He runs to his small pile of gold bars and grabs one. He goes to Spy, asking him for money. Spy ignores Heavy, and continues to read his newspaper. Heavy shouts "Money will not wait!" and slams Spy's head into the table (something hes good at) and runs off with the money to buy Half Life 3. We cut to the Engineer who is listening to music. Heavy interrupts, and throws a truck at him, to wake him up in order to get to the mall to buy Half-Life 3. Engie is forced into the car, and has been awoken. Engie unlocks his true "vroom vroom" potential and gets Heavy to the mall at light speed. Heavy forgot he needed to go use the bathroom, so he runs into the bathroom. When he comes out, he notices the chain of explosions near the Volvo shop. He runs face-first into the flames and is knocked out. Heavy wakes up, accidentally kills BLU Demoman, and sends BLU Sniper into another dimension with his fists. He finds Half-Life 3 boxes, but they are just display cases. He finds the last copy available and gets to it, but so does BLU Soldier. Heavy accidentally rips of Soldier's arm and Soldier is mortified, as now he knows he can never feel love (as he proclaims). Heavy purchases Half-Life 3 and uses his hidden talent of smashing peoples faces on tables and Engie once again unlocks his "beep beep" potential and gets them back home safely. Heavy lives easy knowing that he enjoyed Half-Life 3.
Alternate ending: Upon the Heavy discovering he had to acquire a DLC in order to continue enjoying Half-Life 3, his grief was so great that he couldn't face life any longer.
2020 actually...
2023:
E3 is now dead…
0:02 Gabe better give it to use on stage like that.
'The video card you have cant run this game' *MONEY WELL SPENT*
0:47 every gmod darkrp server ever
I keep dying because of the random explosions
Except for the DLC part, I think this will actually happen
after 200 years of valve time
What's valve time?
**HARDCORE SandwichXXX**
lol
Does the DLC come with a Tiny Desk Engineer?
If so i'm buying it.
yep
TheCombineSoldier YEEEEEEE
madre mia megaevo que ace aca compañero?
0:40
When you kill the spy that tries to destroy your sentry xD
You're not wrong
0:25
As quoted by the Heavy: "Perfect"
Doctor lavle predict all of this you know, ALL OF IT
Oh I'm sorry if I'm interrupting your "tea time".
Oh hey, doctor lalve predicted the g-man spot in the ending of hl: alyx
0:24 Money will not wait
if only i can say that to my parents...
Show dat video
Taste But remember you must slam your parents' head on the table if they refuse.
Taste if only you were a big Russian man with ambitions of getting HL3
The feels when even the video lags because there is so much shit going on (0:49)
When it’s Black Friday
All Girls: hey it’s Black Friday and we will go shopping
All Boys: 0:49
Nice prediction of whats never going to happen
0:55 "finally you are awake"
"Oh.. excuse me if i'm.. interrupting.. teat time"
dying from laughter over here
tea time(?)
0:22
Snort
"Money"
Snort
"MONEY WILL NOT WAIT"
SLAM
*Picks money*
YeeY
*Punch*
There's Sandwich Porn on the computer.
Why and How can you get that
TheUndeadGamer Food porn, my love.
But the hardcore...
*moist*
sausage party 2
"Moist and delicious!"
Kitty0706 would be proud of your work.
Yeah, at heaven
Seeing as 0:17 is from his video on French toast
THis is so fuckin' amazing
You and Burno should do a Tennis match
1:14 GOOD!
I'm sorry but the Hardcore SandwichXXX was too graphic, I'm gonna have to report this to UA-cam.
Oh yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“I will never feel love” I feel this on multiple levels
1:07 when someone gets the last pizza roll
More like "when you lose your arm and a videogame to some fat Russian guy and realize you can't fap because you lost your arm"
Hearing the music Engi was listening to and the music that played when Engi got his car ready… I can only imagine what truly goes on inside his mind.
*Tools for Videos*
Other people: Sony Vegas Pro 14 :3
Doctor Lalve. Cocain, Nitroglicerine and Brimstone Dust up the nose.
coke brand coke
D-ray Ent you forgot brain damage
Or just creativity...
Yes
heavy takes his arm *oh no, i will never feel love* ~ doctor lalve tells us the meaning of life everyday
Many Tiny Desk Engineers died to bring us this information.
These randomised animations and sound effects are great
To be honest this is probably exactly how the game will start. Except the DLC is hats and only hats + crowbar skin packs.
And an australium crowbar.
And loading screen skins
that was probably the best use of the tea time line in any gmod video ever,
way to go jackass giving mighty planet smasher lord gaben the perfect idea of using dlc for the campaign,
you just delayed us another 2 years
Oh no!
I will never feel love.
RIP Tiny Desk Engineer. We hardly knew you.
2017-2017.
If Valve made HL3 a DLC-based game, there would be fucking riots.
Lost it at the choppy camera turn and zoom to the Gman for a half second before he smiles and the game ends. Fucking golden timing.
If Valve ever makes another half life game, they'll call if half life 4 just to screw with everyone.
Half Life 2: Episode 2: Part 2/2
Half life 2.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Half life 2.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002 will be released in 1,000,000 years, and it keeps going until 2.9 which will be after 2 more big bangs
Arcesious Half-Life 2.9
Half Portal fortress 3
1:47 *buy Valve Index to continue*
but what will Half-life 3 mêmes become?
I cry
They'll become the same as the leonardo dicaprio not winning an oscar meme
Oh, y'know. Wither away and be forgotten for who knows how long. Or be replaced by a similar meme for some other game.
Remember the "Did Not Finish" joke regarding Duke Nukem Forever and its infamous Development Hell cycle? By the time that game came out, Half-Life 3 became the butt of similar memes and jokes, since the DNF jokes were no longer relevant. If Half-Life 3 ever releases, the HL3 memes will likely have the same fate.
Half life 3 episode 1
0:48 When Women buy a new clothes.(In Black Friday)
On Black Friday
"Ded"
When it’s Black Friday
All Girls: it’s Black Friday today and we are going for some clothes to by
All Boys: 0:48
*I'VE BEEN READY FOR 12 YEARS FOR THAT MIRACLE*
i haven't seen a gmod animation in years, and yet, they are still as good as ever
Just replace it with artifact
rippoff. what a copy.
@JOSH COLEMAN he's fake.
1:41 Yo that G-man apperance was in hl:alyx ending
Oh magnificient
Ravnclaw it's perfect , by heavy
0:47 I love overwhelming amount of sounds
0:46 I was born for wittnessing this very moment.
When Valve does a party just like in the video to celebrate Half-life 3, there WILL be Tiny Desk engies, and life size Desk Engineers by each other, brothers in arms
why soldier can't feel love? because it was his right hand
becuase he couldnt fap anymore lol
at the start of the video it's really going to happen in real life
0:45 when I have to go take a shit
This is exactly what I would do if half-life 3 came out
R.I.P tiny desk engineer
This is the quality content I subbed for.
this reminds me of kitty0706
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT"S HAPPENING NOW
1:35 Doctor Lalve predicted that the half life storyline only got extended 10 seconds
haven't seen a good gmod video in a while. subbed!
"You can have this when you priet..." *arm pop out* "Oh no I will never fell love."
I'm in love with the fact that you keep the feeling of Kitty0706 so perfectly yet you're MUCH funnier with the videos.
I can't get over the "You can pry it from my cold de-" *rip* "Oh no, I will never feel love again." ROFL
THIS IS NOT A MEME ANYMORE LOL,THANK YOU VALVE 😭 (hint at Half life Alyx ending)
13 years and the wait if finally over!
Over a year later, and Valve has had their chance...
*PROJECT BOREALIS INTENSIFIES*
Do anyone know what is the sound effect on 1:02? "Oh OOOOOHHHHHHH"
It's from the Wombo Combo video- basically some competitive Super Smash brothers match where the observers got very loud.
@@ultimatecorgi3392 Wow thank you, I've been looking for it for a very long time
This is my favorite one of your videos
"Buy DLC to continue"?
No no, it would be
"Half life 3 finished, episode 1 coming out in 2117"
its in vr
heavy: *mildy angery*
While it's not Half-Life 3, HALF LIFE IS BACK!
Holy shit, nostalgic just getting that reminder of where Episode 2 actually left off. It has *literally* been 10 years since that.
I wasn't ready guys
*I really wasn't ready*
This video is going to age M A G N I F I C E N T