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  • @STBlackST
    @STBlackST  7 років тому +4729

    Hi folks! Let me present you this masterpiss.
    You can also rate this on steam:
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    Turn on the CC for additional experience
    Don't be shy to ask any question :D

    • @pidbul530
      @pidbul530 7 років тому +76

      STBlackST it was there most chaotic episode on this channel... i like it

    • @betonhammer949
      @betonhammer949 7 років тому +34

      STBlackST The First minutes wehre the longest in my entire life watching SFM (greetings from germany)

    • @tobiashae
      @tobiashae 7 років тому +14

      Why?

    • @0bsidianPrime
      @0bsidianPrime 7 років тому +34

      Piss?
      Piss.

    • @Xofan95
      @Xofan95 7 років тому +16

      Looks, more good as a smexual TF2 video xD

  • @thehamgineer5814
    @thehamgineer5814 4 роки тому +4645

    I love that every time anyone says "A" they have to scream.

  • @secundusytp4517
    @secundusytp4517 5 років тому +7567

    My IQ dropped by 200 after watching this.
    Worth it.

  • @Mik-kv8xx
    @Mik-kv8xx 3 роки тому +1384

    7:07 that's the angriest stfu I ever heard.

  • @uranian-Umbra
    @uranian-Umbra 2 роки тому +232

    7:08 how soldier screamed it is just DROWNED IN FURY AND GENUINE HATRED

    • @schkann1384
      @schkann1384 Рік тому +21

      8:02 was better lmao

    • @tommat72
      @tommat72 8 місяців тому +1

      it actually sounded real for a moment

  • @liljumpyboi5473
    @liljumpyboi5473 3 роки тому +2316

    Medic: " kill zem all..."
    Also medic: " hmm are you sure?"
    The same medic: " yaay.."

    • @memesandballs4796
      @memesandballs4796 3 роки тому +20

      E

    • @Paul_The_Writer
      @Paul_The_Writer 3 роки тому +67

      It might not have been Medic's voice, but his dark alter ego's voice, Second Opinion.

    • @animacs2728
      @animacs2728 3 роки тому +53

      The same medic: ok, I'm convinced

    • @samanthaventura6239
      @samanthaventura6239 3 роки тому +16

      @@animacs2728 ooh! a German doctor! where have a seen that before
      Herr Chirurg : *clears throat*

    • @JoshuaMemers
      @JoshuaMemers 2 роки тому +1

      666 Likes

  • @TvyAV
    @TvyAV 3 роки тому +843

    7:22 medic screaming ''i love MACDONAAAAAAAAAAAADLS'' is too well edited

    • @ivantan2841
      @ivantan2841 2 роки тому +38

      The intentional pause between love and MACDONAAAAAAAAAALDS with the volume spiking so high, I cant stop laughing about it

    • @pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203
      @pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203 Рік тому +7

      Same medic

    • @stephenbyrne2170
      @stephenbyrne2170 Рік тому +7

      Why are they all constantly screaming?

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit Рік тому +3

      ​@@stephenbyrne2170because funny

    • @AxxBoe
      @AxxBoe 11 місяців тому

      ​@@stephenbyrne2170They are man full of cocain3

  • @lelmorelel8972
    @lelmorelel8972 4 роки тому +1809

    Goes to Burger King: Orders food
    *Gets McDonald Fries*

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 4 роки тому +30

      Just noticed that Merasmus is also wearing the Mickey D's "M" above the BK logo on his shirt :D

    • @MA-naconitor
      @MA-naconitor 4 роки тому +4

      Well, he got what he ordered!

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 4 роки тому +7

      At least they are fries :D

    • @szybkiwojtas7895
      @szybkiwojtas7895 4 роки тому +4

      Because f*** logic...

    • @saadahmad372
      @saadahmad372 4 роки тому +7

      9:11
      *give teAAAAn mc FrIYEEEEES*
      *no wait, 20!*
      *5, 10_5..*

  • @painiscupcake02
    @painiscupcake02 Рік тому +222

    0:41 “My AINIS is transforming into a kangaroo with your painis wrapped around it!”
    I’m surprised people haven’t commented a time card for that amazing quote.

  • @morgistREAL
    @morgistREAL 5 років тому +949

    THIS is real scream fortress 2

  • @thecarl4085
    @thecarl4085 4 роки тому +632

    I like how when medic is having a cocaine attack everyone else waits for him to stop screaming and then they start talking again.

    • @Gemidori
      @Gemidori 2 роки тому +27

      They're just letting him enjoy himself
      Very respectful friends

    • @waweegee
      @waweegee Рік тому +7

      @@Gemidori true friends

    • @Scrappydrop
      @Scrappydrop Рік тому +6

      @@Gemidori They probably got so used to it to the point where they've become desensitized to medic's random bursts of yelling and screaming like a maniac.

    • @WHERE_IS_EURYDICE
      @WHERE_IS_EURYDICE 8 місяців тому +1

      That's my family after I have 8 cups of sugared black tea

  • @DMasterPproductions
    @DMasterPproductions 5 років тому +590

    You know you’re a true tf2 vet when the strangest part of the video is that demoman is somehow the most normal character

    • @pantuternik
      @pantuternik 2 роки тому +77

      Demo is also the most normal in canon, his only problem is alcohol while others have schizophrenia, pyromania or lead poisoning

    • @DominoHarvard
      @DominoHarvard 2 роки тому +2

      @@pantuternik Except for the part where Demo's body is able to produce Alcohol by itself after being starved from scrumpy to the point where blood-sucking robots get inebriated from trying to drain his blood. He maybe be mentally the most normal, but his relationship with alcohol is borderline superhuman.

    • @teddy-beargamer6385
      @teddy-beargamer6385 2 роки тому +39

      @@pantuternik Demo’s more like the second most normal. Engie probably holds the title of Most Sane Mercenary.

    • @pantuternik
      @pantuternik 2 роки тому +20

      @@teddy-beargamer6385 Engi's a nerd and a very rude one at that, however demo has 11 jobs so I dunno if that's very normal

    • @teddy-beargamer6385
      @teddy-beargamer6385 2 роки тому +11

      @@pantuternik Yeah, but compared to the other Mercs…

  • @zonalspore
    @zonalspore 2 роки тому +218

    8:27 Cannot stop laughing at this part no matter how many times I replay it

    • @theocanonoy8691
      @theocanonoy8691 Рік тому +15

      Heavy: I have to shAAAAAAAAAt *loud noises*
      *Scunts run away*
      *Everyone celebrates*
      Soldier: ThAAAAt was an amazing crAAAAAAAping spree
      Heavy: Yes

    • @EphyPinkman
      @EphyPinkman 11 місяців тому +2

      BRO SAME 😫😫😫😂

    • @MichaelAlterowitz
      @MichaelAlterowitz 6 місяців тому

      Victory

  • @flameguy8025
    @flameguy8025 4 роки тому +481

    2:08 this is the reason why the BLU SCUNTS stole medic’s car

    • @REVVRlTE
      @REVVRlTE 4 роки тому +16

      I saw that but ive never seen comment saying that so i guess gratz

    • @thesosigman3700
      @thesosigman3700 4 роки тому +13

      The scunts need to steal everyones * C O C A I N *

    • @ricardoarismedi7263
      @ricardoarismedi7263 4 роки тому

      :0

    • @Motherbound
      @Motherbound 4 роки тому +4

      This is a revenge story, all this time! The scouts were avenging their fallen brother.

    • @MrWaand
      @MrWaand 4 роки тому +2

      ¡¡OOooOktobeEeEErfAAaaaAaaAST!!

  • @mush4787
    @mush4787 3 роки тому +543

    things that smexuals always include
    -earrape
    -random words
    -swearing
    -insanity

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 роки тому +64

      - Cocaine/scrumpy
      - Buttsecks
      - Body dysmorphia

    • @mlgguythemlgest
      @mlgguythemlgest 3 роки тому +18

      And AAAAAAAA

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 роки тому +6

      @@mlgguythemlgest Also forgot:
      - Painis in the Anus
      - SEXCELLENT
      - Meeeem
      - Sniper’s snorting
      - Sus/Saas/Sauce/Saus/SOS
      - Reversing words, midway through (YES….SEY)
      - Random ponies

    • @Lupin.Sansei
      @Lupin.Sansei 3 роки тому +21

      @@sprtsfanatic1 And rocket painises and stickybomb balls

    • @Argonwolfproject
      @Argonwolfproject 3 роки тому +4

      Things that smexuals don't always include
      -schizophrenic medic
      -scunt army
      -heavy shitting his pants

  • @SalmonXgaming
    @SalmonXgaming 3 роки тому +93

    5:19 when the school gives you 200 pages to read just for the test to be on nothing in the pages

  • @PeNgI3iN
    @PeNgI3iN 4 роки тому +1422

    *No one:*
    Subtitles: **do not snort, kids. stay in dispenser**

  • @ingridguirger6015
    @ingridguirger6015 4 роки тому +347

    2:11 when I discovered I'm 1% german

  • @DinhDover
    @DinhDover 5 років тому +1789

    Whoever made the subtitles deserves a reward

  • @batlecatsplay9525
    @batlecatsplay9525 Рік тому +154

    Secrets
    0:00 Deer and Sign
    0:17 Cow
    0:22 Cow and King Harkinian
    0:24 MEEM and Duck
    0:30 Bird and Duck
    0:40 Duck
    0:41 5 Little bunnies
    0:43 Mann Heavy
    0:47 Duck
    0:51 Heavy make milk
    0:57 Cow, Bird, Fire extinguisher and Bucket
    1:05 RED Cart
    1:08 Medic
    1:10 9 Birds
    1:12 5 Buckets
    1:40 Duck, Telephone and Cow
    1:53 Haunted Duck Pyro and Medic going in car
    2:04 Demoman says FUK
    2:22 Cone and MEEM
    2:25 Cow and Cone
    3:14 Spy
    3:16 Mann Enginner
    3:24 2 Cows
    3:29 Painis
    3:30 Merasmus
    3:55 Cow
    3:57 Barrel
    4:26 Heavy make milk
    5:42 Demoman Feeding spy
    6:09 BLU Cart
    6:20 Van
    6:43 Bus
    6:51 Big Bus
    6:52 Spy Cow
    7:14 9/5 (What that mean?)
    7:26 Mann Party
    7:36 Bottle Deer
    8:18 Spy Cow
    8:46 Mann Demoman
    9:18 Weegee
    9:21 Truck
    9:24 Barrels
    Secrets what i found
    10 Cows
    5 Ducks

  • @localfatman4175
    @localfatman4175 5 років тому +441

    7:00
    *Texas engineering sounds*
    Magnificent beauty.
    (Edit: Holy hell, I did not expect this comment to break even 50 likes. Thanks a lot guys! :)

  • @yesilovehats_yt4061
    @yesilovehats_yt4061 7 років тому +902

    25%Medic on Drugs
    25%The Crew is hungry
    25%Soldier Screaming at the top of his lungs
    24%Random Stuff
    1% Painis

  • @uptownyapper1058
    @uptownyapper1058 7 років тому +1472

    Overwatch wil never have something like this

    • @ethhics
      @ethhics 7 років тому +111

      under every moderately popular gmod video, you can find this comment.

    • @Lobertherp
      @Lobertherp 7 років тому +143

      ethics cause its true

    • @polarcaps8966
      @polarcaps8966 7 років тому +14

      Maybe i should switch over to overwatch....

    • @sekfree9508
      @sekfree9508 7 років тому +66

      Cause Overwatch community is not on the drugs

    • @dmitriytygarinov8938
      @dmitriytygarinov8938 7 років тому +62

      Yea overwatch have shity characters

  • @frostbite1320
    @frostbite1320 Рік тому +34

    Fun Fact: At 9:20 if you turn on captions, you can see the text *please restart yourself*. Usually when something is malfunctioning it’ll say something like “please restart your merasmus” but since merasmus is ok, it says to restart yourself instead.

  • @korbendallas5614
    @korbendallas5614 5 років тому +705

    Friend: Overwatch is better than TF2
    Me: 7:09

  • @fafarrique8561
    @fafarrique8561 3 роки тому +309

    Wendy and Ronald: *fighting to decide who is the best restaurant*
    me trying to eat my hamburger peacefully: 7:08

  • @amogsus631
    @amogsus631 5 років тому +516

    4:35 ofcourse he turned into a swastika lol

  • @scorchclasstitan6727
    @scorchclasstitan6727 Рік тому +35

    6:31 “turn your head an snOOOORT zis!”

    • @DanielDiaz-uv7qb
      @DanielDiaz-uv7qb 4 місяці тому

      YeAAeY!

    • @DemomansGoodBoy8
      @DemomansGoodBoy8 3 місяці тому

      @@DanielDiaz-uv7qb*retarded sounds*

    • @karolpetr9336
      @karolpetr9336 16 днів тому

      ​@@DanielDiaz-uv7qb
      *Snorting noises*
      *COCAINE HIT*
      "Mon diEEUUUAEEAAEAEAAEE"

  • @magentapurpleyap5566
    @magentapurpleyap5566 4 роки тому +341

    2:07 spongebob getting his driver licence.

    • @frankboi3099
      @frankboi3099 3 роки тому +8

      So true that it actually hurts

  • @rm954
    @rm954 5 років тому +407

    Medic: **medic noises**
    medic: *KILL ZEM ALL*
    Soldier: WHAT THE *FAAAAAAAACCK*
    medic: are you sure?
    Medic: *YEYEH*
    Medic: well, I'm convinced

    • @foxrexfnaf1483
      @foxrexfnaf1483 5 років тому +8

      You mean evil medic

    • @irjer
      @irjer 5 років тому +19

      2:49

    • @Dare88
      @Dare88 4 роки тому +7

      I sve to dok uzicko kolo svira u pozadini

    • @crystalsteubing7148
      @crystalsteubing7148 3 роки тому +6

      Uh oh I think I have need to shit we must stop the car

    • @DeanNitro1
      @DeanNitro1 2 роки тому +6

      God d*mn it Heavy stop "doing that"! :c *extremely air dump*

  • @imcroni7346
    @imcroni7346 5 років тому +736

    *do not snort kids. Stay in dispenser*

    • @StarflameCrimsonOfficial
      @StarflameCrimsonOfficial 5 років тому +11

      I always stay in dispenser

    • @justynagrobelna2969
      @justynagrobelna2969 5 років тому +1

      Geometry dash the undergrowth formicarium challenge nie ma problemu z tym co to jest z pewnością będzie można zobaczyć jak wygląda sprawa jest prosta sprawa jest prosta sprawa jest prosta w obsłudze w Polsce to jest to dla mnie jest ok ale i tak dalej nieaktualne na to pytanie

    • @nolongerinusequit3621
      @nolongerinusequit3621 5 років тому

      I snort. But until you told to stay in dispenser so I did. And I got an Sandvich

    • @hilmiakgunlu1036
      @hilmiakgunlu1036 5 років тому

      6. Reply

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 5 років тому +3

      do not dispenser snort. Stay in kids

  • @masongaming58
    @masongaming58 Рік тому +29

    I love how Medic driving a car is just screaming “OKTOBERFEST”

  • @FatmanVALORANT
    @FatmanVALORANT 7 років тому +2340

    The content I was waiting for my children to watch before I die. Never stop uploading pls.

  • @TheVoidrex
    @TheVoidrex 3 роки тому +306

    Now I know why valve doesn't listen to their community

    • @Gemidori
      @Gemidori 2 роки тому +41

      They only wish their work was this hyperintelligent

  • @disgracedsphinx3494
    @disgracedsphinx3494 4 роки тому +413

    7:22 every 10 year old when their parents drive pass McDonalds

  • @GAMER-RANGER
    @GAMER-RANGER 3 роки тому +25

    7:47 this is where tf2 offensive team always do, to push the cart, aggressively

  • @cathyheflin1761
    @cathyheflin1761 6 років тому +424

    "Kill them"
    "Are you sure"
    "Yeeey"
    "Well I'm convinced"

    • @BladedHorizon
      @BladedHorizon 6 років тому +5

      OMG medic is a murderer!!! :O

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 6 років тому +1

      cathy heflin me talking to myself in class

    • @Boybobka
      @Boybobka 6 років тому +5

      Uh oh! I have to SHET! WE MUST STOP LITTLE CAR

    • @yoyolamuerte8724
      @yoyolamuerte8724 6 років тому +1

      God damn it heavy stop doing that >:u

    • @Boybobka
      @Boybobka 6 років тому +2

      *farts repetitively*

  • @alexandnachoyt3001
    @alexandnachoyt3001 4 роки тому +912

    Girls asking their crush out: Hey, want to go on a date with me?
    Boys asking their crush out: 1:07

  • @vladimirvikentije5202
    @vladimirvikentije5202 4 роки тому +232

    4:02 did spy just out-Burger the King?

  • @theskeletons210
    @theskeletons210 2 роки тому +77

    3:28 this part had me laughing hard

  • @cheemspng8300
    @cheemspng8300 4 роки тому +340

    2:55 how family road trips really are

    • @randomfoxboy508
      @randomfoxboy508 4 роки тому +17

      Uh oh I think I have to SHIT

    • @spidey5558
      @spidey5558 3 роки тому +17

      @@randomfoxboy508 WE MUST STOP LITTLE CAR!

    • @randomfoxboy508
      @randomfoxboy508 3 роки тому +15

      I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Alexa-hf7pb
      @Alexa-hf7pb 3 роки тому +8

      GAD DAMNIT HEAVY STOP FAAARTING

    • @discontinued4826
      @discontinued4826 3 роки тому +9

      **screams of the damned**
      WHY THE FAAAAAAWKKK ARE YOU SCREAMINGGGG?!?!

  • @wanderer3757
    @wanderer3757 3 роки тому +374

    1:54 I love that soldiers pose

  • @timothygudiel1015
    @timothygudiel1015 4 роки тому +232

    Medic: Do you ever think you might be going mad
    COCKANE MEDIC: NO!
    *snort for your soul*
    8:17

    • @Glxch
      @Glxch 3 роки тому +3

      shit

    • @koolaids6609
      @koolaids6609 3 роки тому +4

      oh...

    • @DeanNitro1
      @DeanNitro1 3 роки тому +4

      I have to SHAAAAT *extreme air valve opening*

  • @voltfox2466
    @voltfox2466 Рік тому +13

    The "OAAAAAAAktoberfAAAAAAAAST" moment is the most scary scream I've heard 💀

  • @mysticcrab4133
    @mysticcrab4133 4 роки тому +325

    2:07
    Medic: "And that's how I lost my driving license".

    • @thatoneguythatlikescamembe5157
      @thatoneguythatlikescamembe5157 4 роки тому +20

      And when the driving instructor woke up from the unconciousness, the car was full of cocaine, and i got arrested!...

    • @freddyfazbear5837
      @freddyfazbear5837 4 роки тому +4

      I lost my living license

    • @arcticavenger269
      @arcticavenger269 4 роки тому +4

      I ran over a blue scout and he was never seen again.
      Anyway that is how i lost my driving license.

    • @localdoktor4856
      @localdoktor4856 4 роки тому

      Painis cupcake * i lost my life-licence

    • @Higihihihihi
      @Higihihihihi 4 роки тому

      @@localdoktor4856 You lost your sanity license, your medical licence and your driving license but gained your legality. Can you explain doc?

  • @kizdrobanka8042
    @kizdrobanka8042 4 роки тому +674

    Blue team: struggling to get first place in Highlander
    Red team: 1:26 1:41 2:07 4:20 4:56 6:13 7:46 8:21 0:32

  • @nathanfabonan5917
    @nathanfabonan5917 4 роки тому +173

    7:22 Every child in front of a McDonald's entrance.

  • @Smiley82816
    @Smiley82816 2 роки тому +15

    7:06 The face that the average Trolldier gives a sniper when they body shot him and he instantly dies of fall damage.

  • @kratosgaming3143
    @kratosgaming3143 3 роки тому +195

    6:13 is my favourite part 😂😂😂

  • @vampirevixen7688
    @vampirevixen7688 4 роки тому +308

    1:18 when I see a ytp effect that I really like.

    • @segaking5846
      @segaking5846 4 роки тому +22

      Oouh! I maAAAust leAAArn hoAAAow to do thaAAAat!

    • @segaking5846
      @segaking5846 4 роки тому +1

      Lucio García seY!

    • @segaking5846
      @segaking5846 4 роки тому +3

      Lucio García Lets go to Burger King!

    • @segaking5846
      @segaking5846 4 роки тому +1

      Lucio García Fak u
      Soldier, where did MEEEEEDIIIIIIC Go?

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 4 роки тому +1

      yeah

  • @JAMasterpiece42
    @JAMasterpiece42 4 роки тому +298

    7:08 me when I see those "I can't reach pink colour! :(" ads.

  • @OswaldMuller
    @OswaldMuller Рік тому +9

    Therapist: all dreams have meanings
    My Dreams:

  • @shunyat9023
    @shunyat9023 6 років тому +363

    I really hope that someone will turn this into a novel.

    • @weirdgayfurry2356
      @weirdgayfurry2356 6 років тому +9

      αηδγ ςλαη *CHALLENGE ACCEPTED*

    • @elgitarr_
      @elgitarr_ 6 років тому +11

      the majority of it will just be **inaudible screeching**

    • @kuddlykraken2157
      @kuddlykraken2157 6 років тому

      αηδγ ςλαη I'll get around to it

    • @danthewaterman_
      @danthewaterman_ 6 років тому

      Weird Gay Furry Nice username.

    • @thesupertoaster9628
      @thesupertoaster9628 6 років тому

      And so he said: “*lETs gOO To bUUUrgEEEEr kIIIIng*”

  • @xlirken77
    @xlirken77 5 років тому +112

    1919: we have STBLACKST'S videos in future
    2019:Flying cars! !!

  • @JoseMat2953
    @JoseMat2953 4 роки тому +274

    Boomer humor: I hate my wife
    Millennial humor: I hate my life
    Gen Z humor: *this video*

    • @JoseMat2953
      @JoseMat2953 4 роки тому +11

      @CuteCArtsy I'm more for Gen Z.

    • @neonman130
      @neonman130 4 роки тому +2

      1:07

    • @radarred4529
      @radarred4529 4 роки тому

      What's Gen Alpha humor?

    • @UmiZoomR
      @UmiZoomR 4 роки тому

      smexuals are more than a decade old though.

    • @JoseMat2953
      @JoseMat2953 4 роки тому

      @@UmiZoomR SO WHAT?!?!

  • @polturdgeist
    @polturdgeist Рік тому +11

    Girl: "omg silly me i'm such a tauru-"
    Me: 7:08

    • @AkmalNovaZ
      @AkmalNovaZ 13 днів тому

      Soldier: NO!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

  • @osiria391
    @osiria391 7 років тому +223

    *Do not snort, kids. Stay in dispenser.*

  • @jonjoun11
    @jonjoun11 7 років тому +274

    This is exactly how my friends decide where to eat.

  • @Kurotitan7125
    @Kurotitan7125 3 роки тому +254

    8:27 - best part of the video

  • @sandisbergvalds2008
    @sandisbergvalds2008 8 місяців тому +3

    8:27 Heavy: I have to SHAAAAAT!!! **farts explosively** Blue Scouts: **became scared and ran away while screaming is distorted**

  • @mr.animation3630
    @mr.animation3630 4 роки тому +309

    3:51
    The way Demo yells merasmus's name is just gold🤣👌

  • @jamesyoung8918
    @jamesyoung8918 4 роки тому +173

    0:01 he is speaking the language of the gods

    • @ultimatewingman1327
      @ultimatewingman1327 4 роки тому +5

      He spoke enchantment table for a second there

    • @keesdriesen9256
      @keesdriesen9256 4 роки тому +6

      They are speaking the language of godliness, freedom, and equality: The language of random screaming.

  • @grumpygovernor
    @grumpygovernor 3 роки тому +393

    8:17 Do you ever worry you might be going mad?
    Medic:No *snorting intensifies*

  • @zagoat9384
    @zagoat9384 2 роки тому +30

    STBlackST predicted the worst creation in the world 3:53

  • @CrazySebVA
    @CrazySebVA 6 років тому +830

    Whoever made the subtitles deserves an award.

    • @Finalhellmaster
      @Finalhellmaster 6 років тому +20

      Reveal yourself, you magnificent genius, so we can cover you with cocaine!!!

    • @D-S-G.
      @D-S-G. 6 років тому +37

      Not a award
      HE NEEDS A MEDAL
      Seeldier-2008

    • @PaneledPear
      @PaneledPear 6 років тому +13

      It's actually made by multiple people. In fact.... You can make your own and submit it! I made a "fantastic" one that totally will not be rejected in American Sign language.

    • @JJ-dh5vq
      @JJ-dh5vq 6 років тому +5

      Didn't STBlackST make them himself? The English ones, that is

    • @maxwellyang7862
      @maxwellyang7862 6 років тому +1

      @@levtylev665 Yep this is legend

  • @tomtheman2155
    @tomtheman2155 6 років тому +152

    "Spy is dead..."
    "Again"
    kills me

  • @esthersmith8317
    @esthersmith8317 5 років тому +100

    7:11 we all need one of these

  • @trojanhorseLmao
    @trojanhorseLmao 3 роки тому +26

    The miiilllllk man :) 0:16

  • @passionatelemon.4959
    @passionatelemon.4959 4 роки тому +278

    0:28 me everytime a medic heals me

  • @magicicle
    @magicicle 6 років тому +524

    This is the smexual with the best *cohesive story line AND developed characters* I have seen yet! With deep and modern social commentaries too!
    Major characters
    Soldier: typical person with Tourette syndrome, speaks his mind /out loud/,does whatever he wants and doesn't care about what others thinks of him (minimal to no self-control).
    Heavy: has irritable bowel syndrome (can't stop farting and crapping) but still tries very hard to fit in the group.
    Demoman: the most normal person of the group, who is either oblivious to other's personal problems or incredibly patient. All he wanted was some chicken...
    Medic: a drug addict who has schizophrenia and/or multiple personality disorder due to heavy cocaine use. Can't function without it (The "help me!" at 6:07 is very heartbreaking).
    Spy: a person with low self-esteem who gets pushed around. Bullied by soldier and peer-pressured by medic into snorting cocaine.
    Scouts: immigrants who don't speak English, take all the local resources (squatting in McDonalds) and committing crimes (stealing the group's car).
    Minor characters
    Merasmus: an employee working at Burger King, who unfortunately had to put up with the group's ridiculous order of the day.
    Engineer: a very political correct person who wanted to state exactly WHAT he is upon introduction (probably lgbtq+wertyxyz), but was interrupted violently by soldier.

  • @rikielanasui742
    @rikielanasui742 4 роки тому +236

    7:48 **Scunt killing powers activate**

  • @kawaiicrossing5047
    @kawaiicrossing5047 2 роки тому +8

    8:02, me when the dogs won't stop barking.

  • @dr_weil
    @dr_weil 4 роки тому +257

    **German kaleidoscope**
    **yodeling in background**

  • @sosig2643
    @sosig2643 5 років тому +85

    6:18 *do not snort, kids. Stay in dispenser*

  • @someshmuck8603
    @someshmuck8603 5 років тому +463

    My friend: I watch the weirdest vids
    Me: *hold my beer*
    Edit: now how the hell did that happen

    • @damonvannostrand858
      @damonvannostrand858 5 років тому +10

      I believe what you meant to say was “hold my unusual troubles”

    • @jame248
      @jame248 5 років тому +2

      Kimberly Gonzales 2.0 101th like get on my level

    • @fireshockgamer6734
      @fireshockgamer6734 5 років тому +1

      175th like comrade
      I am a lame number

  • @_Helfer
    @_Helfer 2 роки тому +11

    It's been 4 years and medic still have the good stuff, I miss the chaos

  • @MikuFan3931
    @MikuFan3931 3 роки тому +341

    They was screaming so much! 🤣
    2:11 Best scream.

  • @sliver3703
    @sliver3703 6 років тому +206

    My braincells died at 5 seconds in.

  • @wiktorkapuscinski8637
    @wiktorkapuscinski8637 5 років тому +449

    *When you talk loudly in class during the lesson*
    *The teacher:* *7:08*

    • @middlesack853
      @middlesack853 5 років тому +12

      Czerwona multipla and that’s why we call our English teacher miss Satan

    • @mecha-g252
      @mecha-g252 5 років тому +20

      But you talk again 8:02

    • @thespy632
      @thespy632 5 років тому +8

      8:02 when everyone is talking

    • @rhynion
      @rhynion 5 років тому +1

      coz the teacher wants maccas

    • @roulxskarrd3244
      @roulxskarrd3244 5 років тому

      As a 14 year old in 8th grade I can relate

  • @jospantostado5406
    @jospantostado5406 4 роки тому +126

    Therapist: all your dreams have a meaning
    My dreams:

    • @izzyfloof1083
      @izzyfloof1083 4 роки тому +7

      This means you took too many drugs

    • @deadshot_daquiri_remastered
      @deadshot_daquiri_remastered 4 роки тому +7

      You should consider playing TF2 when you're high on drugs

    • @Polski_Pilot
      @Polski_Pilot 5 місяців тому

      ​@@deadshot_daquiri_remastered already do this every day

  • @FrancisHatesStairs
    @FrancisHatesStairs 6 років тому +549

    Remember kids. Stay in sleep, drink your school, don't do milk, *and get 8 hours of drugs.*

    • @Camila-gm3jz
      @Camila-gm3jz 6 років тому +11

      K ._.

    • @Knague
      @Knague 6 років тому +13

      Thanks Francis !

    • @OwysGaming
      @OwysGaming 6 років тому +3

      Francis. Thanks Francis!

    • @itsfruit
      @itsfruit 6 років тому +3

      Don't do dispenser, stay in drugs.

    • @SaltyFrenchFries
      @SaltyFrenchFries 6 років тому +3

      Canada? Francis, we're in Pennsylvania.

  • @rikielanasui742
    @rikielanasui742 4 роки тому +210

    4:48 **intense dance**

  • @diogopaschoalplatania4974
    @diogopaschoalplatania4974 2 роки тому +7

    I never imagined a situation that I laughed harder than watching this video.The screams throughout the animation show how umpredictable the life can be.

  • @cvpid4625
    @cvpid4625 4 роки тому +390

    Me trying to close a tab on my computer
    *the computer:* 1:10

  • @Gabrielbarsch
    @Gabrielbarsch 5 років тому +284

    8:25 INSECURE SOLDIER
    by crazyscoutFIN

  • @suiseiglassshoe
    @suiseiglassshoe 4 роки тому +223

    7:00 with captions on: *texas engineering sounds*

  • @monicakurysz1649
    @monicakurysz1649 2 роки тому +14

    That was hilarious 😂 when he said that at 0:29 it made me laugh so hard

  • @akirahisui-lucario5636
    @akirahisui-lucario5636 3 роки тому +117

    2:29
    Heavy: goodbye! motherf**kers!
    Subtitles: Goodbye! “Mr. Krabs”

    • @sirisami
      @sirisami 3 роки тому +11

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Jedigrandmaster6637
      @Jedigrandmaster6637 Рік тому +4

      STBlackST logic in a nutshell

    • @BeamngSuperLabs
      @BeamngSuperLabs Рік тому +7

      Imagine if I can drive a heavy car.
      Me: “Let see if I can drive this roadster.” **Press the pedal and revving the engine**
      “😃 I’m Ready to roll!”“😈 LETS G…”
      (💥💥💥) 2:33 **DEAD** 😵😵😵

    • @anon7090
      @anon7090 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@BeamngSuperLabsCar is without fuel! :D

    • @AkmalNovaZ
      @AkmalNovaZ 13 днів тому

      Heavy: Goodbye, Mother Fuckers!

  • @anextremlyobbisehoovy8254
    @anextremlyobbisehoovy8254 4 роки тому +176

    1:26
    Stblackst while making this video

  • @MK1MonsterOck1989
    @MK1MonsterOck1989 7 років тому +149

    Top 10 Best Anime Adventures of All Time

    • @trainerwolfofhoenn
      @trainerwolfofhoenn 6 років тому

      MK1MonsterOck1989 top ten deadest memes of all time. 1. that meme. 2. that meme. 3. that meme. 4. that meme. 5. that meme. 6. that meme. 7. that meme. 8. that meme. 9. that meme. 10. that meme.

  • @EphyPinkman
    @EphyPinkman 5 місяців тому +4

    0:08 "aaAAyyuuyyaAAAA" what is my humor at this point shit was hilarious

  • @JonLucy_downunder
    @JonLucy_downunder 5 років тому +216

    7:09 When someone says Fortnite is better than TF2

  • @marc6262
    @marc6262 7 років тому +127

    "Starts the video" Soldier talking crazy. Great way to start the video

    • @guy_th18
      @guy_th18 7 років тому +1

      2hu

    • @xiphosura413
      @xiphosura413 7 років тому +1

      Literally one second in and I have already heard the entire range of Soldier

  • @mrcomp1971
    @mrcomp1971 7 років тому +289

    I need a mod that changes all the voicelines to normal voicelines with screams included.

  • @alexandraroman4121
    @alexandraroman4121 6 місяців тому +6

    0:22 so that’s how scout gets his mad milk

  • @tristancrowe9834
    @tristancrowe9834 4 роки тому +183

    This video
    90% random screaming
    5% solder
    4% food
    1% every thing else

    • @gdabdulhafez9338
      @gdabdulhafez9338 4 роки тому +10

      5% soldier?
      He is the main charecter.

    • @АлексейЮрловский
      @АлексейЮрловский 4 роки тому +6

      100% porn

    • @thesosigman3700
      @thesosigman3700 4 роки тому +7

      690% COCAIN

    • @szybkiwojtas7895
      @szybkiwojtas7895 4 роки тому +9

      More like:
      20% cocaine
      20% the crew is hungry
      20% soldier swearing and telling to STFU
      30% screaming
      5% painises
      2,5% anus monkey
      2,4% random crap
      0.1% ShAAAAAAting Heavy

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +1

      @@thesosigman3700 this actually AI god creating his first own universeq

  • @somechannelguy
    @somechannelguy 4 роки тому +87

    McDonalds: *Exists*
    Every kid in a 1 mile radius: 7:22

  • @braxadeez
    @braxadeez 4 роки тому +150

    I know this video came out a while ago, but I recently discovered it and my brother and I love it. His Autism makes it difficult for us to have stuff in common, so to find something that makes us both laugh means the world to me. Thank you, for this masterpiece.

  • @iwogold816
    @iwogold816 Рік тому +6

    *OaAAAaktoaAAAaberfeaAAAast!!!*
    - Mentally insane and crazy Medik
    (Also on KAW***K***E**N)
    2:11 btw

  • @jeannebooth5388
    @jeannebooth5388 4 роки тому +79

    8:02 Mom when she's not having a good day and her kid's misbehaving in the store