Saturday's Troubles
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Every hero deserve a rest, but this saturday something gone wrong.
Originally this video was published on Jul 14, 2018.
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Due to copyright claims, i had to reupload this video.
So everyone be able to watch it.
Additionally i fixed some minor mistakes in the video.
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Geralt Jones - original Shut up and sleep with Soldier
Belgerum - Bonk Remixes
Tobu - credit music
Music: Tobu - Hope
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#STBlackST #UnusualTroubles #TF2Animation
Originally this video was published on Jul 14, 2018.
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Due to copyright claims, i had to reupload this video.
Apparently a 22 seconds music loop was copyrighted, so i made quick changes
and additionally fixed some minor mistakes in video.
I tried to contact youtube support, if they could replace video (or atleast audio track)
so all the comments, views, URL and community made subtitles could stay in place.
But this kind of thing is not possible, so i am posting this again.
Sadly, but all subtitles should be remade again.
Additionaly i want to inform you, that i am already working on the next video.
Stay cool and enjoy your summer. I love you all!
STBlackST which was the 22 sec loop?
STBlackST just did it friend, thanks for your awesome videos that have made me laugh over and over again!
STBlackST Which was the loop?
Preach
I actually watched the original before the Reupload
The the first version is Hilarious as Always so is this one XD
Soldier: Gets to low health
Me: "It's coming isn't it?"
Spy: "Bucket"
Me: YEEES
Time stamp please
xxbendamanxx 6:33 here you go m8
The prime minister of France is a bucket
Cocaine
Bucket
Not gonna lie, Miss Pauling’s reaction to scout’s puppet show was honestly quite adorable.
true
True
True
True.
True.
this has to be the single greatest sentence i never thought i would hear ever said
3:15
1:25 Ms.Pauline's reaction was like how a 5 year old would react😂
1:35 *since this day i get tramutatized by the solider calling me to shut up and slepp with me...*
*WHY WOULD THAT TRAMUTAIZE YOU?*
Same
3:00
Because he has a fear of americans
Pray with me
We have fucking sinned
I’m not Christine
Mrs.Pauline always starts her lines with "what the *uck"
what the fuck
She really do tho
and murasmes say FUCK YOU
what the fuck
What the duck
1:04
This inspires me to grow three arms now, just to impress a girl.
STBlackST gives good dating advice.
That would give you five Arms.
I didn't even think about Scout having 3 arms XD
thebahooplamaster he has two left arms. Hm.
Scout resorts to playing with action figures in order to impress Ms Pauling.
Name a person who went thru more pain than her, I'll wait
Me:
3:26
Pyro is such a pushover.
Poor pyro
Song name Pyro was playing on the guitar: Bamboleo by Gipsy Kings
@@ebberpalomares1488 I love the gypsy kings
@@ebberpalomares1488 TY
*STILL THE BEST ANIME*
Anime is canadian crap!
No no no is Not anime
Yeah...
PAINIS
In a fucking TF2.
XD
"wait, Marasmas is pregnant, can I borrow $50"
Soldier: who's playing medic
Spy: Scout
Scout: oh come on
Mate, I need that 2:58 - 3:00 full thing. Sounds like a good song honestly. And no i will not listen to the cancerous 'original' gucci gang because hell no
@@SeedashLoud well maybe a funny song but not a great one
We traveled back in time boys
Bending time and space
Copyright: DENIED
ThySirBlue
lol
THATS A PILE OF CANADIAN CRAP
ThySirBlue That soldier is ruining the time line, send in the troops, glory to space cakes!
2:43 My favorite part and I'm dying of laughter.
69 likes
Merasmus saying f* you is super funny
@muhammad Faris akbar Yes!
Gucci gang, "chill as ice"!
Rrrrrr *disappears*
Gotta love how the captions try to be “friendly”.
I love how soldier always finds the time to sing random shit
And it's bloody brilliant too
No one:
Bowling allies when you get a strike:
7:59
I didn’t even know that scene existed until your meme
Thx
PE teacher ask the class: "DO 50 SQUATS!!!"
Demoman: "Hold my scrumpy"4:27
He only did 24 squats
You know the music for that?
Altho he didnt hold his scrumpy because he drinks it mid fight
@Sonic_Hedgehog1205 what the fuck?
I need to know the song
2:24
"Son, I'm proud a' you.
Yeah, than-
*SHORYUKEN*
2:33 AAAAAAAA
What the f**k!
Scout: "I gotta a date, a real one."
Soldier * Places hand on Scouts shoulder *
Solider: "Son, I am proud of you."
Scout: "Yeah thanks."
Soldier: "No."
* Punches him into outer space *
That killed me XD
Not even 2 seconds later *American pain noises*
IS NICE
@@Danger-Tater soldier traveling house merasmus a wizard living in a canada cold place
@@nichsa8984 I'm sorry huh?
@@Danger-Tater
Soldier: *AHHHHHHHH!!!!*
American Soldier: Boot/American Type, 10% resistance against American attacks.
Scoutpport: Support/Milk type.
Bagguette Spy: Snort/French Type.
Joker Scout: Funny Type, Immune to Laughter from others.
Funny Gift: Either deals Explosive, Bullet,
or Magic damage to the enemies
.
SPECIAL: Headshot: Deals heavy Bullet damage to an ememy, If the Ambassador is equipped, this will always crit, and it will also turn the user into Jason Bourne.
American Rocket: Deals Explosive damage to an enemy, but can only be used if the user is an American Type.
Meatshot: Deals Bullet damage to an enemy.
Earthquake: Deals heavy Earth damage to all enemies, but removes any stuns.
SPECIAL: Fiesta: Summons Fiestaman to heal party to full and give Defense.
Defense: Instead of dying, consumes a stack of Defense.
Blades of Time: Deal Melee damage to all enemies, Deal more damage to enemies with Defense.
Dead Ringer: Feign Death, tricking enemies to thinking you ded (not big surprise), then restore half your health.
Crit: Deal Bullet Damage to an enemy, This will always crit, which is fair and balanced.
Pizza Boy: Call the Pizza Sniper to unleash his Pyro Pizza that deals Fire Damage to all enemies, Frozen targets hit will be thawed.
Inferno: Deals Fire damage to all enemies, Thaws enemies for more damage.
Freedom Shotgun: Deal Bullet damage to an enemy, then low damage to others.
French Bucket: Heals all allies for a small amount of health, Usable only if the user likes Bagguettes.
BLU MAGIC SPECIAL: Blu Bullet Bonanza: Deals massive Bullet and Magic damage to all enemies.
Cower: Cower in fear, reducing damage taken.
Time Bend: Go back in time, reversing whatever happened in the previous turn, Interrupting this may cause time and space to send the user far back in time.
AMERICAN BOOT SPECIAL: Gain assist from an ally to deal massive Boot damage to all enemies.
Since the last one was deleted, i remade this since people somehow loved it.
Ah yes
Where Headshot? (Spy's attack)
5:48 that engineer in the backround xD
I know right. He's just like 'Soon. Soon.'
Lol
Im about to write that !!
Yes
Engineer creepy ass face
5:47 engineer in the background without helmet of goggles 🤣
2:32
That moment was probably the funniest.
Aidan White And the most Painful...
What it feels like when you stub your pinky toe.
I want a full length version of that.
*critical hit*
The way Ms. Pauling runs away is funny too.
He should really make a game of this fight scenes
How’s business?
Called mortal fortress
@@toxicraptor8413 man i made this 8 months ago and i forgot this existed
I would buy
@@galaxy-wg1lf me too.
The attacks
Funny gift:heavy fire damage to all foes
Headshot special: does heavy gun damage to a single foe
Amarican rocket: medium fire damage to one foe
Meat shot: low gun damage to all foes
Earthquake: does heavy damage to all foes
Fiesta special: increase defence and doubles max hp for all allies can only be done once per fight
Blades of time: does absurd melee damage and lowers defence
Dead ringer: revives 3/4 of maximum hp and doubles attack
Crit: fixed half 1050 damage chance to lower defence
Pizza boy:heavy fire damage and dispels good status effect on all foes
Inferno: heavy fire damage to all foes
Freedom shotgun: medium gun damage to all foes
French bucket: heals to full and makes a random ally survive a fatal blow with 10 hp left
Blu magic special: insta ko's all foes can only be done once per fight
Time bend: revives all allies to half hp and heals all non ko'ed allies to max hp gives all revived allies another turn
American boot fixed 2000 hp to a single foe can only be done once per fight
here is a question: how long did this take you to make
@@zlatasibonjic6379 about 2 hours
@@jerrytrout8343 Respect0
for time bend, id honestly think its more on "erases the most recent atk on team", like actual time bend.
Actual action of Time bend: Undos last attack used by opponent
It was an average Saturday morning in Lumberyard. Soldier and Engineer were watching Unusual Troubles: Virginity Whore on Engineer's updated Dispenser 10 when the software crashes. Engineer tries to fix the dispenser, but is unable to, and Soldier tells him to stop getting upgrades from Merasmus. With the movie broken, Soldier decides to look for something else to do with his binoculars. He spots Spy and Medic doing a drug trade, and sees Scout showing Ms. Pauling a puppet show, this grabs his attention.
Scout uses his puppets to show a story of how a brave Scout saved Ms. Pauling from getting beaten up by a Heavy. Ms. Pauling loves the show and gives Scout an applause, but Soldier calls it a pile of Canadian Crap. Ms. Pauling asks why Soldier is watching the show with her, and Soldier starts to flirt with her. He begins singing "Shut up and Sleep with me" until Scout knocks him out with his bat. Scout tells Soldier to stop sucking Merasmus' balls because that's what cause him to sing terribly. Soldier asks Scout why he's so mad, and Scout tells him he's on a date and needs his own privacy. Soldier pretends to be proud of him, but he is actually really jealous and punches Scout into the sky. Ms. Pauling, pissed about how Soldier killed her date, kicks him straight in the nuts, causing him to scream so loud he literally turns into a giant.
Ms. Pauling runs off while Soldier is unconscious. When Soldier wakes up, he asks why Ms. Pauling did that, until Merasmus arrives with a bucket of cum. Soldier tells Merasmus to go back to Canada and stop taking drugs, and Merasmus leaves. He comes back 2 seconds later because realizes he forgot to tell Soldier he's pregnant. Merasmus asks Soldier if he could borrow 50 dollars to pay off his hospital bills and child support, and Soldier gets out his money. Before he is able to give Merasmus his money, Spy appears, eats all of it, and runs off.
Meanwhile on the Star Destroyer, the Empire is working on a new powerful weapon: Nuclear Titties, when Scout flies by, apparently still alive. Darth Vader tries to impress the Emperor by getting Scout and returning him to Earth, crushing Pyro in the process. Medic, who had watched the entire scene, goes to Pyro's corpse and steals all his body parts except his head.
Soldier challenges Heavy to a game of Chesspokeroulette in order to get his money back. When Soldier wins by placing an Ace, Heavy acts like a sore loser and calls it a Stupid Game. Scout tries to get revenge on Soldier by summoning a Party Demoman to kill him. However, the Party Demoman uses scrumpy which makes him faint, causing Scout to lose. Soldier decides to apologize to Scout for ruining his date by giving him glasses that let him see girl's underpants. Spyguette then appears and summons Joker Scout. Soldier tries to kill him, but Scout uses his watch to reverse his attack, saying he's ready for some meatshots. Spy comes to assist them, and yet begins another RPG fight.
The battle begins. Joker Scout pulls out a Funny Gift which releases Haunted Duck Pyro from hell, who blasts them with a Loose Cannon. Spy shoots Joker Scout with a headshot, which makes the CIA think he's Jason Bourne. Soldier fires an American Rocket, followed by a Meatshot by Scout. Joker Scout uses an Earthquake which nearly kills them. Scout uses his special Fiesta attack, which increases the Red teams health with some to spare. It didn't last long since Joker Scout then used his blades of time to pause time and stab each and every one of them, killing Spy, but Spy survived using his Dead Ringer. Scout shot him with a crit, and Soldier called Sniper to burn him with his Pizza Pyro. Joker Scout calls their fire attack weak and shows them real fire with his Inferno move. Soldier fires his Freedom Shotgun and Spy uses his French Bucket to heal the team. Now fully charged, Joker uses his Magic special move and summons a hundred Nataschas to shoot them, killing Spy and Soldier. All hope seems lost, but Scout forgot he had his Time Bending watch and uses it to undo Joker's move, reviving Spy and Soldier. With their special attack fully charge, Spy backflips Soldier and turns him into a giant American Boot, crushing and killing Joker and winning the battle.
After the battle, Soldier asks Spy where he put all his money, and Spy points out that he gave it to Medic. Pissed off, Soldier snaps Spy's neck and uses him as a bat to chase after Medic, as Scout sighs to Medic's selfishness.
After the credits, everyone is revived and having a flossing dance-off.
the pure dedication...... i applaud you
Now that is a noice meme story
I like how you took the time to summarise the video
It would probably take me at least two thirds or more of the entire video to basically read the video (your comment)
Underrated comment...
5:44jesus christ it's jason bourne
5:47 see that engineer in the background. He hounts my dreams
@@goldenboy9182 me too
@@goldenboy9182 yes
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Porn
@@goldenboy9182
Same
5:45 I want 10 hours version of this part
That engi in the back XD.
I want 1 hour of that too.
Wait a minute it isn't saturday
Justin Y. Why are u everywhere?
Justin Y. It's a reupload
It's a tragedy none of the Jedis would ever tell you.
no
Yeet
3:53 the 4:16
REVOLUTION OF GAMES TABLE
The rules
1 player chooses what they want poker or roullete poker:say fuck you then deploy a card specials are wins but numbers are how many blocks they move(troops)
Roullete:how many you roll is how many chess player moves
@@infernoblast2.039 I would love to play that
If you get the correct color u get to play, if u get the correct number, you will get to play 2 times
we lose but they do not win but they do not lose but we lose but everyone loses hahaha
0:31
The blue screen of death says the events of the video...sweet!
Lol I paused it to read it all
Same
Hey, thats my username!
Anyone gonna talk about how scout has 3 arms when he is doing is little puppet show?
5:32 They should get into contact with STBlackST, and make a game like that. That'd be pretty fricken epic. Like, choose what color team, and what members you want for your group. Also use the witty remarks and stuff.
- So which meme are you going to put in your video?
- STBlackST: Yes
STblackST: *and l took that personally*
Favorite moments:
6:56 American Boot
4:27 I need to know what theme music this is
2:33 AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
O
.
Darude Sandstorm
HAHA yeah looks like Miss Paulings kick was BIG ENOUGH XD even if that one clip was short I still love that meme
2:33 i laughed so hard
7:11 I have never noticed that baguette before
Jethro Q. Walrustitty on top of the logs
"Men only want one thing, and its discusting"
What men want: 2:26
What men get: 2:29
*copyright strikes*
_StBlackSt quietly reuploads_
IslandCreeperGamez TF2 And Other. I would like the comment but that would mean no more 69 likes
What was it for?
False copyright n stuff.
due to music and stuff like that
No is not copyright.
*THERE NEEDS TO BE A TF2 TURN BASED BATTLE GAME! THERE NEEDS TO BE!*
I agree
Absolutely.
A G R E E D
can i say something do you see the difference about the 3:22?
Wrong thread dude, but yeah in the bottom left there’s a storm trooper with no helmet
God dammit UA-cam !
UA-cam are inhaling "Good Stuff" like Merasmus
8:00 this legitimately one of the best remix’s I’ve ever heard it sound like something from donkey Kong Country (for the SNES)
Probarly take on me by a-ha
it is my friend
I died When soldier started singing shut up and sleep with me
I was confused at that point
1:32 tried this for a pickup line 10/10 would use again
3:21 Scout : Bwaaaaaaaaah!
vader: I’ll deal with this personally.
3:19
Nuclear T I T T I E S
2:58
When I get a 20 killstreak on a F2P and he calls me a hacker
[TeamAlis] GamerTag 80 Gucci gang f your ass
When you get 20 killstreak and they all call you hacker...
Literally anything: happens
Heavy: *i s n i c e*
Imagine ur in an abandoned sewer and you hear from the distance
*_i t s t h e p i z z a b o y_*
Sewer medic:GET OUT OF MEIN SEWER!!
Piss
Is there such a thing as an "abandoned sewer"?
@@eggsntoasty from an abandoned city
2:52 "Merasmus is pregnant..."
*"Can I borrow 50 dollars?"*
Soldier: _acquires new Summer Shades from Demo_
Yes.
*Gucci Gang, fuck your ass.*
Gold.
Me:I love you.
Crush: 1:31
Me: 1:33
Her Bf: 2:14
Why is dat boi my cousin?
I’d say you have a chance
Seeing the spycrab dart across the background on scout's date made me smile
1:34 how to get girls
Ryan _ you know its song??? Say me, plz
Deadly but with soldier, it sounds funnier.
Tbh yea ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if someone sings this to me it works trust me
Mint Willow lol
We need that as a video in it’s entirety
6:12 Wait...IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
Za worudo?
Yare yare daze
wryyyyyy
Grin Crimson ZA WARUDO
Za warudo toki wo tomare
Muda Muda Muda
6:12 Dio be like :
4:49 Anyone else notice the sign in the back?
THIS IS THIS
I DO
METH
I'm your 69th likehsuwhywbeuwh1umaiwkwiek3ijeidn387
@@alterrapda9057 this is this i do meth moment
This makes me laugh always 1:26
“That is a pile of Canadian crap.”
What the fuck?
-Mrs. Pauling
@@alterrapda9057 "Son im proud of you"
3:55
I want to learn this game
0:50 Damn dag-nabbit, nagged-nabbit-dagit!
2:56 merasmus: can i borrow $50?
Soldier: yes! guicci gang chill as ice!
7:59 *BONK ON ME*
There doing the floss
It’s actually take on bonk. The credits help a lot.
1:08 spycrab
1:13-1:19 Medic and Spy
3:10-3:11 Spy dabs as he leaves
4:37 it's schnapps
I just found out that he manually puts in captions so you can more accurately tell what they're saying, rather than a bot attempting to figure it out.
I give you 10/10 for actually caring about what you do, and putting tons of effort into it! I wholeheartedly support you, and your endeavors!
2:58 best part
3:35 Darth Vader uses a Star Trek shuttlepod? Aight.
my opinion on alot of things since 2015 1:28
Including THIS. "You are ten pounds of French crap in a five-pound Dispenser."
no offense
Scout activates his stand『The World』
This music and opening must be the greatest opening on UA-cam!
6:50 *ItS ReWiND TiMe*
The soldier sings "Shut up and sleep with me "its the best
5:10
「STAND: UNIVERSE BENDER」
「STAND MASTER: SCOUT」
Power: A
Speed: A
Range: ∞
Durability: E
Precision: D
Potential: A
6:35
「STAND: FRENCH BUCKET」
「STAND MASTER: SPY」
Power: Ø
Speed: E
Range: D
Durability: B
Precision: C
Potential: B
6:58
「STAND: AMERICAN BOOT」
「STAND MASTER: SOLDIER」
Power: A
Speed: B
Range: C
Durability: A
Precision: C
Potential: A
unknown who ruining multiverse and everything
power:∞
speed:∞
Is that a stupid anime trash thing
@@floppa_whoppa9191 get ready to fend yourself against a hoard of angry weebs
Don’t worry I’m prepared
What about the nuclear titties?
Things where human physically and mentally incapable of doing in real life:
2:29
2:37
2:40
2:49
2:52
2:57
3:06
3:21
4:21
4:45
4:59
6:05
7:01
Oh yeah, I summon miniguns and bend time a lot, but I've never had someone reach over and remove ny sunglasses for me.
@@demi-femme4821 lol
Im suprised that this whole video isnt time stamped here
2:58-3:00
Best two seconds ever lol. I laughed so hard. XD
XD
Fandom Trash funny I tell you 😂
Song plz?
Gucci Gang Fuck you ass JK
IKR Lol ("Fuck your ass") XD I laughed while making this comment
Soldier: Son i'm proud of u
Scout: yeah thc
Soldier: No! 😂
1:32 will just always hit deep inside bro 🥹🥹🥹 the memories
5:03 ZA WARUDO!
1:18 were did the third arm come from
Lead gave him a third arm
At 4:45 this was really trippy to me.
3:49 I can see the Medic doing something like this to somebody and honesty it looks like he has
I feel like every video I see that is similar to this Soldier makes up a random song and has never failed,EVER. This man is an actual composer and an American, it's unbelievable!
1:33 Best Part)))
i love the amount of captions on your videos, literally everyone across the world can watch your content and understand it
6:56
American boots
Specials
Merasmus is pregnant. Hand over $50
okay
*G U C C I G A N G, F U C K Y O U R A S S*
That was to funny
2:35 I love the say she just shuffles off
Time bending scout is ZA WARUDO
Za warudo with bites za dusto
Scout: *screams*
Vader: I’ll deal with this, personaally
2:33 meme please make it longer....
That's why this video got reuploaded
Shame but still good regardless
ua-cam.com/video/W2oLE5ae0nc/v-deo.html no hate me for... Copyright?
www.infinitelooper.com/?v=SyDn31rn2k4&p=n#/153;154
Your wish has been granted. ua-cam.com/video/LRdlzJNwoFA/v-deo.html
2:46 all anti drug PSAs in a nutshell
1:04 if anyone is wondering, the song is called the entertainer
3:27 how come pyro is always minding his/her/its own business and then he/she/it (i dunno) gets rekt by someone
Pyro is kenny
What’s music for the guitar they were playing it sounded good until the ship crushed them and killed them.
IDK maybe it had krama
Stones and Glass Houses USSR
5:42 *R6S FLASHBACKS*
Press 2 to sleep with me, shut up and sleep with me, come ohoh and sleep with me, shut up.
3:37 Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license.
2:34
Big enough song
5:43 jesus crist.. Its jason born..
5:43 that guy in the back round tho
soldier is the most main character-ish character in this whole universe
Still bootiful as it was back then
Nice new intro BTW!
3:53 Poker Chess Roulette. How would one play with all the rules combined. I already know the order of play. Roulette -> Chess -> Next player: Poker. Repeat.
Roulette decides how many spaces you can move a piece
Poker allows you to earn extra points for being able to play certain pairs
Winner wins from having the most points by a select number of rounds or by being the first to win the chess match
Actually Soldier is playing "war"
A is higher than 3 thus a win
And Heavy is playing Russian Roulette
7:38 spy snoop dogg XD
6:22 i actually wanna see a version of this in like, a card game, Neat!