Nerk Durgen once I had a dentist named Karen. She was pretty neat. Talked to me about my favorite book (Uzumaki). Wasn’t there for too long tho so maybe I have no right to judge. Didn’t rub me the wrong way though.
@@deusexrockina Tbf the single working mom is probably also a bitch(considering she shows up uninvited to someones house and starts trying to guilt trip them with waterworks to the point that the man of the house feels like he has to call the cops on his own sister-in-law). The suggestion that she find a circle of friends with interests/lifestyles/income more closely aligned with her own is in the best interests of both parties, IMO. Just 'cause you're family doesn't mean you're obligated to be friends with each other.
@@daroaminggnome Do you happen to be Sad Sister's other sister not named "Wendy"? Hence why your comment suggests you approve deliberately excluding her just because she's different. The irony of supposedly forgiving and understanding Christians being the opposite of what is taught in church is lost on you.
The post of Sad Sister is really disheartening, I really hope that poster's sister does find people who actually appreciate her and show her kindness! Can't imagine how difficult it is to be a single mom divorcee :( So glad Amy didn't indulge in Sad Sister's bs lmao
I'm Anemic. I don't need iron supplements, I just need TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE LIV- actually that'd probably work just fine in correct portions. Huh.
I'm anemic too... Just badly enough that I found out because I realized I had some symptoms similar to blood cancer. Every time i get blood tests for various things, the doctors always go "...you are REALLY low on iron and vitamin D..." Like yeah, I know. I take the supplements.
The sister of Sad Sister definitely deserves better friends. It's irritating that Sad Sister and company will just think of the excluded sister as overreacting and whiny and shit without realizing that she has every reason to be upset that they're excluding her and her alone for shitty reasons.
Well I Googled and found the complete unedited Amy post about "Wendy" and they have some pretty good reasons for excluding her that kinda make the "burn" by the columnist a little less justified. Seriously how is it possible to still be a "good person" and make room for someone whose conversation mainly consists of complaining?
I was “depressed” (I didn’t see a doctor or anything I was just always sad as hell) and I got better by accidentally fixing all the things making me sad I might just be lucky but I pretty much just did stupid shit for a while and now my life’s pretty nice I got some friends I stopped caring about the people that didn’t care about me that kinda thing
@@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 Ah... please don't diagnose yourself it's actually kinda offensive. Depression is not just being sad all the time and saying that you have a serious mental illness without being diagnosed makes people who actually suffer from it upset. It's one reason (in my opinion) why depression is not viewed as a serious issue Aside from that it's nice that you're doing better!
Danner If we based everything we say on whether anyone has asked for it, then things would be really different. Without one of your parents asking out your other one, this would even result in your cancerous self not existing.
"What do you do when you're half your girl's size? climb up her leg fall asleep on her thighs" As a short guy, I'd love to do this. If I had a girl. Or anyone.
Ey hang in there bro everyone's socially terrified and if you watch this channel you know why but you can find someone just by being even moderately decent a person. The bar to stand out is super low; you can do it.
9:13 to quote Tumblr user *marzipanandminutae* (responding to user *satanpositive* posting "Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue"): "They are indeed purple, But one thing you've missed The concept of "purple" Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea." A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I'm hugely pedantic, But what else is new?"
@@trouserpantsful8696 the flowers were still called violets, but there wasn't a color called "violet". The word "violet" (color) comes from the name of a flower (violets).
Its dangerous to go alone, take this. Its a me, Mario! The definition of insanity is doing the same samb thing over and over again, expecting the result to change All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ Thats all I got.
Stephen Seehorn I felt so satisfied by that response I had to swap pants... No seriously, I was so satisfied I forgot I was holding a soda glass and it spewed over me. Sad times.
And by "strict ways" you mean "similar interests and able to afford the activities". Yeah, whoever came up with that whole "birds of a feather" nonsense clearly hasn't be excluded from hanging out with people he has nothing in common with.
"she has a job, therefore she does not have enough money" "I stay at home because my significant other has a job and pays for everything" "I don't have to care about money because I'm literally getting carried in the family"
Respect for sister Wendy tho. She's a single mother working to provide and raise her child whilst her family just stay at home and let their husbands do all the providing.
Yeah, too bad her sisters are _soo_ entitled they have no idea how hard it must be for her, and to top it off they’re complete condescending assholes who couldn’t sympathize, probably because they _never_ had to struggle to provide.
Bailey Green She's probably better off without their influence tbh, but being shut out like that can't be easy because she doesn't even have her own family for emotional support. Hope there's someone else looking out for her.
Sadly it's people like that who make us look bad. They use "church going" and "christian" as a status simple but do not truly care about faith in Jesus.
Blackmsith2006 yeah and there’s no cure, just stuff to reduce the inflammation, my treatment consists of getting IV infusions every 6-8 weeks. The clinics are really nice tho I get free chips while I sit there for 3 hours (cause the infusion last that long)
@@merchant_of_kek5697 Basically Dad sister and co were pretty rude to her, she compared her sister's life with hers like hers is top notch, assuming her sister is poor because she is a single mom and in sad sister reasoning being a non daily catholic and a single mom is sign of poverty (even when she said her sister Wendy have a job) also she justified her and her sisters and cousins with the excuse of "she doesn't fit in " and top of this they are family, assuming sad sister's words is probably an indicative that she and co never cared about her, if they did, in some point they surely have asked her.
True. But depression is only uncommonly a real medical condition. Most depressions are not real, and are excuses to get some social media recognition. Virtually all depressions are rational and can be solved.
There are studies that said that those who are active or keep their body fit, they face less mental issues or depression. There are of course exceptions but in general, a fit body helps you keep your mind healthy. I think it is said that exercise feeds the brain with substances that relaxes it. Even adrenaline, such is used to soothe the mind.
De Code what came first, the chicken or the egg? Maybe it's not a case of exercise preventing or curing depression, maybe it's the fact that people who are depressed have less desire to exercise, or go out in general.
I have ADHD, and I don't need any prescriptions or doctors to help me out, I need som- Oh look! There a squirrel outside! Uh oh, my dog just chased it up a tree... but my cat climbed up and- and ate it? Anyway, what was I saying?
Zachary Wilson a lot, I believe the majority (but I'm not sure) of states do have that law. But that leads to, sometimes, (and I'm not trying to go on some big feminist rant but this is actually relevant in my life rn so it's a personal experience) having a harder time getting a good serious job. Employers who see a woman young enough to have kids who is married or engaged and think to themselves "we don't need to hire her just to hire someone else to do her job soon after" sometimes. So while it's a law at least in my state, it doesn't always work in our favor.
The thing that ticks me off the most about the Sad Sister story is how that lady wrote to a newspaper to try and seek validation for her despicable behavior. 'Please, pity me, tell me I'm in the right and that I've done absolutely nothing wrong.'
1:26 in her defense, *hurt* is also a verb. You can *hurt* someone (please don't). The *hurt* verb conjugated in present, preterite and future is really the same. Sorry if I *hurt* anyone's feelings.
KillerDavis 68 She isn’t being straight with her and thinks the other girl is in the wrong for being upset. If you’re going to exclude someone purposefully, at least own up to it when they’re upset.
Heather Thomas Dude, yes. As someone who has had to deal with someone who actually had their head as far up their ass as "Sad Sister" did, and with a similar problem to boot, this was very relaxing to see.
"Just imagine your self hating thoughts are being said by a an uptight rligous women" "God doesn't love you because you dont see a doctor" "Every mistake you make will one day kill you and you'll go to hell." "You were such a mistake no wonder you're damned" "Thanks for the input Brenda,but fuck right off" THANK YOU TUMBLR
“I’m a churchgoer” Translation: I’m allowed to be an asshole to people because I sit on a shitty bench and listen to some idiot read an ancient book to me for an hour.
The Campbells soup one is actually done by a guy who makes fake company social media accounts and trolls people, its really funny! The facebook page is called "Hope that helps" and its run by a comedian called Ben Palmer. There's plenty of others on his page :D
siberian l_wolk are you kidding me "what do you do when you're halve your girls size? climb up her legs and go to sleep on her thighs" This shit is fucking gold
1:34 To be fair, exercise actually does help lessen the effects of depression, so while she’s a bit off with the idea that people with depression don’t need therapists or pills, cause those do help a ton, exercise helps too, and most doctors who prescribe you antidepressants will likely also tell you to go to a therapist and work out more
That's not true. When I work out my mind tells me working out is pointless and I'll be fat forever. Resulting me in being more depressed, so those scientists/therapists/psychologists lied
@@Monasaurus_Rex Yeah, but while that might have been the case for you. When I was suffering depression, exercise was a very good outlet for me to focus my negative thoughts on.
Be careful with tree heelies, you can get a dui in Australia for operating anything that can be deemed as a mode of transportation while under the influence. This includes heelies and even luggage with wheels. I'm fairly certain they could probably get you on it for wearing shoes while drunk
It's really funny how many of you are too stupid to get Neil's jokes... making a stupid joke after his smart joke... is not a burn, it's just you embarrassing yourself...
The sister one made me tear up a little, I love my sisters so much and I have to work on including them, to so blatantly exclude them is sad. She just wants to be a part of the family
7:00 someone on Reddit once said "if you have a relative who is continuously asking you about having kids, announce the pregnancy (fake ofc) then a few months later say you had a miscarriage, topic will NEVER be brought up again ever
Well technically he is doing voice acting right now. UA-cam is his full time job, and he's getting paid to do voice acting in this video. Therefore, he already does voice acting.
![r/woooosh Top Posts of All Time [2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zca_m8pNMxk/mqdefault.jpg)
"Son won't have childreeennn-eh"
Everybody gangsta til sorrow bust out the nasally Karen voice.
@@DigitalDaydreams Is that what the community calls it? I had to think for like five minutes on what to describe that voice as.
@ and I oopsie
@ are you sure she is?
One of my favourite characters/ voices
Nerk Durgen once I had a dentist named Karen. She was pretty neat. Talked to me about my favorite book (Uzumaki). Wasn’t there for too long tho so maybe I have no right to judge. Didn’t rub me the wrong way though.
everyone out here talking about how savage Wendy’s is
are we all gonna ignore Moon Pie?
Nah I got you back on that
The Moon Pie Twitter is just a less edgy Wendy´s
I've been ignoring MoonPie my whole life, I'm not stopping now.
Wendy’s is just an asshole, lol.
Y'all sleeping on Magikarp
>stay at home mother
>criticizes working person for not having money
>*in what fantasy land does she live in*
@@deusexrockina Tbf the single working mom is probably also a bitch(considering she shows up uninvited to someones house and starts trying to guilt trip them with waterworks to the point that the man of the house feels like he has to call the cops on his own sister-in-law). The suggestion that she find a circle of friends with interests/lifestyles/income more closely aligned with her own is in the best interests of both parties, IMO. Just 'cause you're family doesn't mean you're obligated to be friends with each other.
@@daroaminggnome Do you happen to be Sad Sister's other sister not named "Wendy"? Hence why your comment suggests you approve deliberately excluding her just because she's different. The irony of supposedly forgiving and understanding Christians being the opposite of what is taught in church is lost on you.
Derpy the Daedra *wait*
*wait*
*w a i t*
🙏 👋 *B O I* this ain’t the 1960’s
30’s*
Suburbia. I grew up there, it’s a prison surrounded by imported grass.
To the guy who disrespected my main man Magikarp.
At least Magikarp can become something great and powerful.
@Mrs. Lop3z That's...why I'm here.
Mrs. Lop3z Do not link subreddits out of reddit. You look a like a moronic fuck lemur.
That Magikarp knows Scald.
@Mrs. Lop3z sorry to do this, but... r/foundthemobileuser
_But Magikarp is already something great and powerful_
The post of Sad Sister is really disheartening, I really hope that poster's sister does find people who actually appreciate her and show her kindness! Can't imagine how difficult it is to be a single mom divorcee :( So glad Amy didn't indulge in Sad Sister's bs lmao
Angie ᄑᄉᄑ s considering what happens to children of single moms there is a reason people get that hateful towards those women.
@@qjtvaddict I consider myself pretty normal...
@@qjtvaddict what do you mean?
@@qjtvaddict What exactly happens? Care to elaborate?
@Melon Sauce same
as a person with athsma, i can confirm i need bicycle helmets and fish bowls
P
As another person with asthma, I can confirm this.
Me to man...me to...
Gotta update the letter p to furfag
ii Ax ii As a person with both asthma and depression I can confirm all of this it’s very true but I wonder what they’re going to say about the ADHD
Joke's on Katie Hopkins, I'm wearing running shoes and I went outside today and I'm still depressed
i need a bathtub and a toaster
Strawberry Flavoured Clorox Bleach
I need a bucket of choclate
*Hopkins
Dana Bruh Katie Hopkins not Katie Holmes
You forgot to do the running part.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is basically the personification of r/iamverysmart
And the worse part is that I can never tell if he's serious! So I can't even tell if it's a r/whoosh! Help!
@@misterwuss5456 just assume everyone is lying. The wonders of the internet!
@@selensewar then I will presume you're lying too and oh god I have no idea what to do anymore....
The worse thing...
He actually is
Michael Asta
Just like Elon Musk is the personification of r/quityourbullshit.
Posting Wendy's tweets on r/murderedbywords is cheating.
Panzer Man
True dat
r/murderedbywendy's
I met the person who generally runs the wendy’s twitter account :))
Panzer Man ii
SCOTLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
As i diabetic, i do indeed use nail polish and fishing rods.
Buff Natsuki I have autism and I need magnets and blankets
I use nail polish and fishing rods and I only have a personality disorder
I am not diabetic but nail polish is great and fishing rods are cool
As a person with Ulcerative colitis, I do indeed need a book and a lightbulb
As a person with schizophrenia, i need a sock and a Bleach
I'm Anemic. I don't need iron supplements, I just need TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE LIV- actually that'd probably work just fine in correct portions.
Huh.
Sasaki hows that shit going? My dad is also anemic very severe at first :(
@@xidropkillzx3246 I was anemic too as a child, I just had to eat a lot of liver and I was back to normal in a couple days.
I'm anemic too...
Just badly enough that I found out because I realized I had some symptoms similar to blood cancer.
Every time i get blood tests for various things, the doctors always go "...you are REALLY low on iron and vitamin D..." Like yeah, I know. I take the supplements.
Izzy the Pooh haha the same results every time
This could only go well keep me posted
The sister of Sad Sister definitely deserves better friends. It's irritating that Sad Sister and company will just think of the excluded sister as overreacting and whiny and shit without realizing that she has every reason to be upset that they're excluding her and her alone for shitty reasons.
I’m depressed
I need memes and grand illusions
Now THATS a cure
same
I’ve pet you
thanks
me always enjoy pets
That works for me
I love how that woman ostracises her sister for HAVING a job. Its like your calling her a worse person for actually working.
Wendy ‘s : roast everyone on tweeter Moon pie: reminds people that they’re talking to a marshmallow pie .
I have insomnia, I’m going to need a paintbrush and a newspaper.
Won’t that keep you awake?
Me too I need a plastic bag and some sleeping pills
@Garrett Engell that works too
You need a My Pillow! 2 for $160!
I paint stuff when I can't sleep cause it's calming and helps reduce the frustration/anxiety I get from not being able to sleep
I feel so bad for Wendy.
Mr. Dad especially since wendys and Carl's Jr are divorcing
Well I Googled and found the complete unedited Amy post about "Wendy" and they have some pretty good reasons for excluding her that kinda make the "burn" by the columnist a little less justified. Seriously how is it possible to still be a "good person" and make room for someone whose conversation mainly consists of complaining?
AaaaNinja Complain with them, duh
AaaaNinja what’s some of the reasons why?
One Like = 1 friend for wendy
I can believe that Wendy's never uses frozen beef, because if their account is anything to go by, they have no chill.
One Dollar Reviews on the flip side, their comments are nothing but cold hearted.
And I can see why you wouldn’t have to worry about undercooked meat...because they bring the heat
So everyone has a pun up their sleve now?
XD
Well, we could go on, but something tells me you're cold-hearted, if not a little animalistic.
You do the voices really well....a little too well sometimes.
Ever see the movie Split
Ever wonder why he doesn't show his face? It's because it's all different people.
4:44
He may be Seymour
Asking a little too many questions...
Walking a little too close to the sun...
Super Mega Fans, keep this guy on notice. You know what to do. 👿
i used to be depressed and the fresh and running shoes didnt work. therapy sure did though
dID u tRY tO jUSt ChEer uP???
It'S bEcAuSe YoU lAzY mIlLeNiAlS nEvEr CoMmIt To AnYtHiNg!
yOu’Re JuSt DoInG iT fOr AtTeNtIoN
I was “depressed” (I didn’t see a doctor or anything I was just always sad as hell) and I got better by accidentally fixing all the things making me sad
I might just be lucky but I pretty much just did stupid shit for a while and now my life’s pretty nice I got some friends I stopped caring about the people that didn’t care about me that kinda thing
@@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 Ah... please don't diagnose yourself it's actually kinda offensive. Depression is not just being sad all the time and saying that you have a serious mental illness without being diagnosed makes people who actually suffer from it upset. It's one reason (in my opinion) why depression is not viewed as a serious issue
Aside from that it's nice that you're doing better!
“Not that anybody asked, but...” summarizes Neil deGrasse Tyson’s entire Twitter account
Danner I do love him though.
Good at science, bad at twitter.
Danner If we based everything we say on whether anyone has asked for it, then things would be really different. Without one of your parents asking out your other one, this would even result in your cancerous self not existing.
The Real Deal But that doesn’t exactly apply to twitter. Giving out random condescending tweets isn’t fun.
“Not liking Science Guys condescending tweets makes you cancerous”
"What do you do when you're half your girl's size?
climb up her leg
fall asleep on her thighs"
As a short guy, I'd love to do this. If I had a girl. Or anyone.
Timgor as a tiny lesbian chubby chaser I concur
I mean if you’re open to it, my man thighs are available.
Sometimes I wish I was a lady so I could offer all of their feminine blessings.
Timgor you have me bb
Ey hang in there bro everyone's socially terrified and if you watch this channel you know why but you can find someone just by being even moderately decent a person. The bar to stand out is super low; you can do it.
The Islamic institute is hands down the best post on this sub
Not even lmao
That's a polite way of saying "Fuck you "
Best one was sad sister or the diss of Taylor Swift
sponge man
ice cone
Best response to a troll ever.
I'm dead, but I don't need a coffin and some eternal rest.
I need burgers and 25 Magikarps
I hope you're ready for 100,000 steps of egg hatching and disappointment.
He has plenty of time
@@Cnut_the_grape there's something fishy about this situation.
@@doodlespiral7110 that pun seems reaaaaally out of the blue
Don't you mean a square burger??
*I need a full version of the oompa loompa song from the beginning*
me too it was too good
Yes
I heard the song irl
I think we need the full songs to all the songs he does
Same
9:13 to quote Tumblr user *marzipanandminutae* (responding to user *satanpositive* posting "Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue"):
"They are indeed purple,
But one thing you've missed
The concept of "purple"
Didn't always exist.
Some cultures lack names
For a color, you see.
Hence good old Homer
And his "wine-dark sea."
A usage so quaint,
A phrasing so old,
For verses of romance
Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red.
Violets once were called blue.
I'm hugely pedantic,
But what else is new?"
@Devika A I'm pretty sure it's getting there! Haha
I quote this all the time 😂
This, this right here, this is GREAT
Nice citation as well!
Leafy leaf leafeon leaf leeeeef
Edit: forgot to translate I said sick fuckin beats brooo
Okay, but that "amen" scat around the five minute mark was pretty damn impressive.
When you're only 5 feet tall, you really don't need a man half your size
my nam jef
I see you around and your profile pic is terrifying 👌👌
Fuzzy, what is your profile picture of? I watched the video a long time ago, but forgot the name. Would you happen to know?
Myles Co. i think it was baby's ice cream or something like that
Myles Co. It's from a memory hole video
At the time the "Roses are red" poem came out, there wasn't a color name for "violet". The color was still considered blue until given its name.
kirbby YES
I can't explain the relief that brings the 5-year-old-getting-angry-at-people-calling-violets-blue in me. Thank you.
WHOS THE SMART ONE NOW? NEIL? *SMIRKS*
So... what did they call violets before that?
@@trouserpantsful8696 the flowers were still called violets, but there wasn't a color called "violet". The word "violet" (color) comes from the name of a flower (violets).
My jaw dropped to the Sad response church argument
Kerolos S and its on a newspaper....
Beauty.
Kerolos S ammeen. Am.eennm ameeeeen. mmmeeeen Mmmmmeenm amm.meennnn aaaaaaaammmmmeeeeeennnn
*amen*
*ooh look what you made him doooo*
*oh my*
You know he had to do it to em
1.2k congrats
I read this the exact moment he said it on the video thank you
As soon as it come on
8:46
*_”I AM NO DEVIANT”_*
*_”TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS”_*
There’s my contribution
DBH
The cake is a lie
W A K E. U P. L I E U T E N A N T
Its dangerous to go alone, take this.
Its a me, Mario!
The definition of insanity is doing the same samb thing over and over again, expecting the result to change
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
Thats all I got.
What's the thing in that one
Who needs depression when you've got running shoes and oxygen ammirite?
Exploring the Forgotten me in third grade does.
*Someone* finally said it.
i prefer pumps and boron
I prefer Doc's and cig's.
I read and listen to other people's woes. Offer advice. Usually comes around and gives me insight on my own situation.
I have died many times watching this dudes r/ series.
Thank you so much Sorrow TV
All the depression in my system has been washed away
r/NobodyAsked.
Make it happen.
[ Hush ] agree
Yes please
good profile picture
i second this
Agreed.
I have ADHD, and I need a clock and an airplane.
Well then if you need those things then ok. I won't tell you how to live your life
Woooooosh
Woooooosh
Wait, what were we talking about again? I wasn't listening
Wow you get by easy. I need Taylor Swifts new single and bacon sandwiches in order to just wake up
That church sister one was amazing, made me laugh so hard.
We need the “AMEN!” song
Stephen Seehorn I felt so satisfied by that response I had to swap pants... No seriously, I was so satisfied I forgot I was holding a soda glass and it spewed over me. Sad times.
Stephen Seehorn yeah fuck that bitch. if you have such strict ways to make others fit in then your a bitch.
And by "strict ways" you mean "similar interests and able to afford the activities". Yeah, whoever came up with that whole "birds of a feather" nonsense clearly hasn't be excluded from hanging out with people he has nothing in common with.
VoodooAngels still doesnt justify being a dick to others for not 'fitting in'.
"Childereeeeeen eh" cracked me soo hard
"she has a job, therefore she does not have enough money"
"I stay at home because my significant other has a job and pays for everything"
"I don't have to care about money because I'm literally getting carried in the family"
"Chiilldrehhh....
*nha"*
Meaaaannnnsssss...
*syeh*
Haaaaappyyyyyy
Yeh
wooorkplaaaaayyy
syeh
Greeeaaatttttllllll....
yyeeeh
Excussssssseeeee......
*eh*
I have ADHD and I need a sketchbook and a......ummmm......What was I saying again?
...and a 5000-piece puzzle.
As someone who has ADHD, BIG MOOD.
Mine diamonds loops for the 96th time in my head
Mood
What...
Starts singing amen.
Me: rush to the subscribe button
10:20
the first action being described has a period, but the second does not?
@@originaluseername He hit menopause.
@@noneofyerbisness8702 ok
@@noneofyerbisness8702 Dude I know it's been a year but you've gotten a chuckle out of me at 12:01 AM, mad props
Respect for sister Wendy tho. She's a single mother working to provide and raise her child whilst her family just stay at home and let their husbands do all the providing.
Yeah, too bad her sisters are _soo_ entitled they have no idea how hard it must be for her, and to top it off they’re complete condescending assholes who couldn’t sympathize, probably because they _never_ had to struggle to provide.
Bailey Green She's probably better off without their influence tbh, but being shut out like that can't be easy because she doesn't even have her own family for emotional support. Hope there's someone else looking out for her.
People like Sad Sister are why I don't go to church anymore lmao
Anthony Truong people like her are why I never went in the first place
SAME
people like Sad Sister are why I go on reddit lmao
Sadly it's people like that who make us look bad. They use "church going" and "christian" as a status simple but do not truly care about faith in Jesus.
So if you saw a video of a pro-choice guy roundhouse kicking a pro-life woman, would you stop supporting abortion?
As someone with ulcerative colitis, I can confirm we desperately need books and a light bulb
Can someone explain to me what ulcerative colitis is?
Sirius a. Lots of cramping, urgency to go to the bathroom (up to like 20 times a day), lots of blood in your stool, it’s not fun
Azazel Potato Oh god that’s awful....
Azazel Potato damn, that is just horrendous. Sorry to anyone who has it
Blackmsith2006 yeah and there’s no cure, just stuff to reduce the inflammation, my treatment consists of getting IV infusions every 6-8 weeks. The clinics are really nice tho I get free chips while I sit there for 3 hours (cause the infusion last that long)
I am an wine addict.
But its ok because I have a box, air freshener and some rubber bands!! Im good!
Ganos Thenie nice profile pic have you listened to the new album
Haven Wilson of course I have. But it’s probably my least favorite. But it’s still great.
Sam’s Stuff Thank YOU for being a tool fan
Sam’s Stuff Whats your favorite album? Mine is Ænima
Sam’s Stuff what’s your favorite Fear Inoculum song
When Neil said "if rhymes were accurate", he didn't even rhyme anything.
i'm sorry but i'm gonna need a little less edge on that
Roses are red
I just wanted to be included
People who use this meme
Are usually secluded
Lmao that one with 'sad sister' was gold
Wait so sense she doesn’t want someone who doesn’t fit her life she’s a bad person im a little confused I just don’t see the other argument
@@merchant_of_kek5697 Basically Dad sister and co were pretty rude to her, she compared her sister's life with hers like hers is top notch, assuming her sister is poor because she is a single mom and in sad sister reasoning being a non daily catholic and a single mom is sign of poverty (even when she said her sister Wendy have a job) also she justified her and her sisters and cousins with the excuse of "she doesn't fit in " and top of this they are family, assuming sad sister's words is probably an indicative that she and co never cared about her, if they did, in some point they surely have asked her.
Exercise is good for mental health, but it is not a substitute for medical advice and required medications.
True. But depression is only uncommonly a real medical condition. Most depressions are not real, and are excuses to get some social media recognition. Virtually all depressions are rational and can be solved.
Jack Ganbat Let’s play spot the neurotypical.
There are studies that said that those who are active or keep their body fit, they face less mental issues or depression.
There are of course exceptions but in general, a fit body helps you keep your mind healthy. I think it is said that exercise feeds the brain with substances that relaxes it. Even adrenaline, such is used to soothe the mind.
Just Some Guy Ok you would know, right loony?
De Code what came first, the chicken or the egg? Maybe it's not a case of exercise preventing or curing depression, maybe it's the fact that people who are depressed have less desire to exercise, or go out in general.
"Make sure to enjoy it hot so it can help warm up your cold, dead heart."
Damn. Campbell's is savage.
I have ADHD, and I don't need any prescriptions or doctors to help me out, I need som- Oh look! There a squirrel outside! Uh oh, my dog just chased it up a tree... but my cat climbed up and- and ate it? Anyway, what was I saying?
It's funny, cause I have it too, with autism as well
I don't think I have ADHD. I just don't pay attention to shit that I need to pay attention to.
Meezala Mazala is that the eye of Osiris? From destiny
Bangoo yes.
Meezala Mazala CALLED IT
Last time I was this early, a woman was left very unsatisfied
Adam Pandit Bad day?
oop
Pretty sure you already do that
Adam Pandit was it S A M A N T H A
oOF
Yeah im suicidal, i need a bathtub and toaster.
>:c
I need a chair and a bag myself
I can bring the bathroom cord
i need a rope and a ceiling fan
*_WAIT NO_*
I'm drunk and that ending scream I fell off the stool laughing you sir just gained a sub and multi shares. Kudos and keep it up. I'm crying.
You still drunk?
@@Sunny-yw8pt what about now?
@@jeffy3915 op is pemanently drunk, like a tavern npc
4:43
The lady treats her sister the way mine treats my mom.
And she wonders why I don’t speak to her and I completely dote on my mom.
6:02 She doesn’t get payed parental leave at her workplace... isn’t that illegal?
No, some states don’t require employers to have payed parental leave
The Twinz, throughout most of the Western World, paid parental leave is mandatory. I'm just shocked that the U.S.A. doesn't have it.
Zachary Wilson a lot, I believe the majority (but I'm not sure) of states do have that law. But that leads to, sometimes, (and I'm not trying to go on some big feminist rant but this is actually relevant in my life rn so it's a personal experience) having a harder time getting a good serious job. Employers who see a woman young enough to have kids who is married or engaged and think to themselves "we don't need to hire her just to hire someone else to do her job soon after" sometimes. So while it's a law at least in my state, it doesn't always work in our favor.
Zachary Wilson not in america
Depends on state.
Dear Sad Sister........BURNED!!! 🔥
StopReadingThisUsername woah there. If you were Starbucks, you'd be arresting black youths for no reason other than them being black lmao.
The thing that ticks me off the most about the Sad Sister story is how that lady wrote to a newspaper to try and seek validation for her despicable behavior. 'Please, pity me, tell me I'm in the right and that I've done absolutely nothing wrong.'
Man, who in their right minds tweets at Wendy's? Everybody knows that's just playing with fire.
And with that, you have found the whole point of tweeting wendy's
guy: Am i too heavy ?
Seat post: Yes but not for the seatpost.
*SLAUGHTERED*
Dwayne johnson: :(
Instant death
*F A T A L I T Y*
1:26 in her defense, *hurt* is also a verb. You can *hurt* someone (please don't). The *hurt* verb conjugated in present, preterite and future is really the same.
Sorry if I *hurt* anyone's feelings.
Khanis Rok, yeah, of all the people in that whole thread, the one saying that it's an adjective is definitely the most stupid.
Then the poster shouldn't have used it as an adjective
It was used as a predicate adjective here, and there is no word form that indicates future tense in english.
I know this hurts to hear but the present tense of the verb "hurt" is not the same.
Do you like hurting other people?
I honestly feel bad for the divorced, working sister. I hope she gets some good friends who will actually care for her
r/wowthanksimcured
I almost liked this, but I realized it had 420 likes. lol
I dunno, enjoy.
Kyrotonia it's well past that point so go ahead and like it
Hi I'm Posting Random Stuff
That advice column reply to sad sister was great. Sad sister is a horrible horrible human being.
KillerDavis 68 She isn’t being straight with her and thinks the other girl is in the wrong for being upset. If you’re going to exclude someone purposefully, at least own up to it when they’re upset.
KillerDavis 68 dude, are you fucking serious?
Ikr?
Heather Thomas Dude, yes. As someone who has had to deal with someone who actually had their head as far up their ass as "Sad Sister" did, and with a similar problem to boot, this was very relaxing to see.
"Just imagine your self hating thoughts are being said by a an uptight rligous women"
"God doesn't love you because you dont see a doctor"
"Every mistake you make will one day kill you and you'll go to hell."
"You were such a mistake no wonder you're damned"
"Thanks for the input Brenda,but fuck right off"
THANK YOU TUMBLR
Didn't know Campbell's could be so fucking savage.
Did somebody say.
*C A M P B E L L?*
CAMPCAMPCAMPCAMPCAMPCAMP
cøffee bean yessssssssssssssss
Right?
“I’m a churchgoer”
Translation: I’m allowed to be an asshole to people because I sit on a shitty bench and listen to some idiot read an ancient book to me for an hour.
Aka: I go to a shitty book club so that excuses my shitty behavior
you will be the best youtuber
you are the best youtuber
you have been the best youtuber
2/3 of those sentences are false
my nam jef
But he's literally just reading out loud stuff from reddit lmao
Fred is the best UA-camr
He's entertaining but he is in no way the best.
Holy CRAP that dear Amy one was amazing. The person behind that better have gotten a raise for that.
EDIT: THE CAMPBELL’S ONE I’M CRYING
The Campbells soup one is actually done by a guy who makes fake company social media accounts and trolls people, its really funny! The facebook page is called "Hope that helps" and its run by a comedian called Ben Palmer. There's plenty of others on his page :D
I just love those intros when he just sings some random songs lol :)
my nam jef
i skip em
I always skip it, the only reason I'm not upvoting his videos
siberian l_wolk are you kidding me "what do you do when you're halve your girls size?
climb up her legs and go to sleep on her thighs"
This shit is fucking gold
they suck
1:34 To be fair, exercise actually does help lessen the effects of depression, so while she’s a bit off with the idea that people with depression don’t need therapists or pills, cause those do help a ton, exercise helps too, and most doctors who prescribe you antidepressants will likely also tell you to go to a therapist and work out more
That's not true. When I work out my mind tells me working out is pointless and I'll be fat forever. Resulting me in being more depressed, so those scientists/therapists/psychologists lied
@@Monasaurus_Rex Yeah, but while that might have been the case for you. When I was suffering depression, exercise was a very good outlet for me to focus my negative thoughts on.
@@Monasaurus_Rex There are exceptions in every case. It's not that they lied, or that official studies were faked, you just fit in the 20%.
@@Monasaurus_Rex Huh, here I was, thinking God made man in his image. Turns out, he made us in yours. Learn something new every day.
@@VoodooAngels Bruh, you didn't have to massacre my boy like that!
People with Asthma don’t need an inhaler and doctors
They need a suburb road and some
Healies.
I would feel better if I had some heelies.
Yoshi_IX same..
What they really need is the *FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MUL-*
pvolteminq i support this line of thinking
Be careful with tree heelies, you can get a dui in Australia for operating anything that can be deemed as a mode of transportation while under the influence. This includes heelies and even luggage with wheels. I'm fairly certain they could probably get you on it for wearing shoes while drunk
Reaching her things is a challenge for you
What do you do, when you're half your girl size?
Climb up her legs, fall asleep on her thighs
*like a little kittie cat :3*
It’s reaching high things I believe
Yo falling asleep on a much taller woman's thighs sounds just fine to me
@@boletarianbread7349
Same, bro
if the thighs be looking like sticks then imma say no
Legit just made my phone go off in class. We were taking a test. My teacher looked up but couldn't pinpoint whos phone it was. Jesus
lol its 21:12 here so i dont really have that problem xD
SnowyWolfGamez You German?
my nam jef
nah Dutch
That happened
I have psoriasis, I need a glass of milk and a window.
Can we just get a whole video of Neil Degrasse Tyson cringe and him being roasted by the internet for it?
Screaming Sun Pluto isn't a planet but his ego is
Ego is also Kurt Russell.
Wrap your head around that one.
AtticWarrior1994 I can’t. My skull isn’t flexible.
Are Eggos a planet?
Roses are red
Violets are violet
When I think of you
I get very violent
So your wife?
@@danthediamondhedgehog3615 ooooooooofff
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Noble06DS make sure the gun isnt backwards
Violets are blue
Grass is green
Omae wa mou Shinderu
Gotta fight my way through all the damn clone channels to get here smh
my nam jef
maybe bc reading reddit posts isnt original lol
but he is the god of all of the channels
This wasn't the first or last channel to do this.
Honestly 😂
I sincerely hope the best for Wendy. She seems wonderful.
7:09
Splash now has the rare effect of causing a burn.
I didn't know that Magikarp can learn Scald.
Sorrow TV: featuring people making fools of themselves and sporadic singing sections
wibble02 I wouldn’t have it any other way.
wibble02 isn't it wonderful?
Queequeg RL Indeed.
Oh Neil DeGrasse Tyson. It's mesmerizing how such a smart person who has done so much to spread scientific knowledge can talk SO. MUCH. SHIT.
It's really funny how many of you are too stupid to get Neil's jokes... making a stupid joke after his smart joke... is not a burn, it's just you embarrassing yourself...
Steven Seagull Whoa there, r/iamverysmart! Get the Reddit users over here
Martina Bhame lol this is going on reddit
That's what happens when you fail to realize that just because you're good in one area doesn't mean you're good in any other area
the smarter someone perceives themselves to be, the dumber they'll act. damn new yorkers.
I'm dying at whoever in the patrons was named "Megalodont"
i have depression and i don't need medication, i need a rope
Same
Don't be depressi
Have some spaghessi
*U h o h*
Seriously tho its been a year how you doing? I hope things got better yo
Um don’t die
Rope jumping is good for excersice, I think.
The sister one made me tear up a little, I love my sisters so much and I have to work on including them, to so blatantly exclude them is sad. She just wants to be a part of the family
2:41 I remember when that Ask Amy column came out in my local paper. Made me go "Dayum!"
7:00 someone on Reddit once said "if you have a relative who is continuously asking you about having kids, announce the pregnancy (fake ofc) then a few months later say you had a miscarriage, topic will NEVER be brought up again ever
I have anxiety and I need knives and a Christmas tree
Amy Ingraham oh my god same!
I have low self esteem, and I need a fan and a pencil
I have add, i need a spoon and a......
My body is ready.
my nam jef
Artificially Intelligent stop posting a dead meme I've seen you in 3 comments threads
Look at your profile picture and think about it. We're all memers.
Artificially Intelligent we may like memes but your posting a meme from 2016 in 2018 normie
Shhhhh. This has nothing to do with what I said. I don’t want these notifications.
A simple "Depends on the severity of the depression" is how I would've replied no need for the level 99 fighting a level 25 overkill lmao
"buddy its saturday night and your talking to a masrhmallow sandwich on the internet"
well youre a marshmallow sandwich on the internet
He's a marshmallow sandwich on the internet, let him be
@@azelfdaboi5265 Where is Uxie
No, YOU'RE a marshmallow sandwich.
*A M E N*
my nam jef
*Amen.*
when you and nate tv upload at the same time and you have to pick... i picked right.
Miko The SquidKid. not from my notifications.
my nam jef
I picked both
Nate who?
Luis D. Mancilla I'm guessing Nathan Sharp
5:43
Oh, Chills helped voice this video? Cool.
LOL
Chris Myers Burger King foot childreeeeeeen
lol almost I guess
Chris Myers SAVAAAAGEEE
Chris Myers i don't hear it
The opening to this is forever ingrained in my mind, i love you so much mr sorrow
8:03 "And she's JUST FUCKING PISSED!" I nearly PISSED myself from laughing, I literally ran to the bathroom.
Dude. You *need* to do voice acting if you don't already lol. (either that or this is a bunch of different people and I'm just stupid)
Bananelixir it's the same person and SOOO AGREE
Bananelixir
Y E S
Well technically he is doing voice acting right now. UA-cam is his full time job, and he's getting paid to do voice acting in this video. Therefore, he already does voice acting.
If you can’t tell this is the same voice than maybe you’re still just stupid
That and his singing is great. I mean if for any reason he needed to find another job he has options with his talents.
1:31 That might actually make the depression WORSE. There's this thing called seasonal depression.
lol yeah, that one was just agitating. i hope she's learned from her mistakes and educated herself better on mental health
Dan Wulf theres no such thing its called being lazy seasonal sickness is different
Intervention oh really? look up up seasonal depression. it WILL come up
Dan Wulf we cam argue about this all day how fake depression is because its not real its kids not wanting to go outside weekly
Dude, that is the one type of depression where sun-exposure may actually just cure it. They use phototherapy as a treatment you doofus.
I have memory issues, and I need a toothpick and an electric keyboard.
And uh...what was it again?
With a name like "sorrow" you're actually a very funny guy....Keep up the good work...Your vids and off the cuff comments always make me smile.
I live for those small moments when he say "fgt boi"
nabiddy badiddy Omg same
Figgut bei