>Implying tofu was made exclusively for vegans and vegetarians, and not because some asian dude probably accidentally curdled some soy and went "huh, that's fuckin neat!" and ate it because it was tasty.
ShockedLogic as a vegan myself, I kindly appreciate the fact that a non vegan/vegetarian eats tofu. For me, its less meat in their tables, so I think its better.
In theory you could post *anything* to this sub. If they tell you “this isn’t gatekeeping so it doesn’t belong on this sub”, you could call them out for gatekeeping r/gatekeeping.
@Ɗeѕєят Ƥяιηcє Would you mind giving me an example of when gatekeeping is good? I'm having trouble coming up with any examples after watching this video.
@@kenzij well, for instance, anytime a background check is done on you when, say, you apply to a new job, that can qualify as gatekeeping because they likely won't accept people who try to hide their criminal records.
That last post was heartwarming. "Liking things isn't supposed to be stressful" is very good advice to remember when you have trouble with comparing yourself to others.
Francesca Lacey he honestly could have one lol, we don’t know his real name he could be in a really popular cartoon or animated show and we would have no idea
Lando McQuestionable That's how I am at my job when a customer threatens me. Super nice and "phone voice" to glaring and putting down some verbal smack. xD
Yes, yes you are. Unlike law, brain surgery is laughably easy lol. Brains don't even have nerves! They have been around for hundreds, possibly thousands of years. Law on the other hand, changes all the time. It is ever evolving. So lols to you.
And no, I am not a lawyer. Not that I couldn't become one of I wanted to. I could. But it's just not chellenging enough for me. Talk about the curse of being intellectual...
@@FunBoysGaming I can't tell if this is a joke or not because this is the internet so r/wooosh me if it is lmao, but I think you could end up in one of SorrowTV's vids if you keep this up. Brain surgery is not "easy" it's extremely stressful. One wrong move could cause either permanent damage or even death. The risk itself makes it stressful. There also goes the amount of time brain surgery takes and the energy as well. And plus, despite brains not having nerves it's still a really complex organ. (disclaimer: i'm not a brain surgeon or a surgeon in general)
"You can't be stressed unless your in law school!!!!!!" Firefighters, anyone in the military, doctors, parents and single parents, programmers, assault victims with PTSD, 911 operators and anyone else with over 3 brain cells: am I a joke to you?
As a vegetarian I’m so mad at these type of vegans with their “appropriation” shit ... wth tofu is Asian to begin with , anyone can eat as much tofu as they please
9:20 Did he just say to the people, currently living in Ireland, born in Ireland, RAISED in Ireland... THAT THERE NOT AS IRISH AS SOMEONE THAT ISNT FULLY IRISH!?!
Next, we won't be allowed to eat salads lmao, only raw meat, actually fuck that, we'll have to go hunt the animals with our bare hands and no weapon lol
Be me, American tourist in England. >Walking down a street, had a great English breakfast >Suddenly, everyone, who were wearing 1800 Englishmen outfits, stopped, and started at Big Ben. >*BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* >Suddenly, everyone started screaming SEVEN BONG, ITS SEVEN BONG, SEVEN BONG
Although now that I think about it, you're proably not 100 cm tall. So my comment is bullshit anyway lol edit: tfw u write shit and make it sound like you have 5 brain cells
A week ago I got told I wasn’t really ADHD and that I’m “like a person with a limp trying to fit in with the wheelchair community.” I asked them how in the world they could try to gatekeep a damn mental disorder. 😂
ADHD isn't a mental disorder, it's just an unnecessary medical diagnosis given to a certain personality type. Same as Dyslexia. These are not disabilities, they're just different brain types. You're a normal human being with a higher energy output and lower attention span than an average person.
Man, that's so dumb. How can you honestly tell someone they don't have a mental disorder just because it doesn't align with their views of it? Like, I have anxiety, but I don't believe that most people could or would guess that I have it because I don't always "appear" to be anxious/my symptoms aren't always visible. Same thing with other mental disorders. The symptoms aren't always able to be seen on the outside.
@@ElpheltRealNoClickbait same. I am very put together outwardly, but that doesn’t show what’s going on inside. I laugh at people like that and thank them for complimenting my acting abilities.
I'm so confused like, do people WANT to be told they have a disorder these days? Wouldn't you rather be told that you're a normal human being and there is nothing wrong with you?
Once I replied to an Instagram post in Spanish and someone said I’m appropriating the Spanish culture because I’m white and am not allowed to speak Spanish. I love gatekeepers :)
Person: *goes into coffee shop* Barista: what'd you like? Person: I'd like a- Barista: uhp, that's three words, you have to go to the back of the line.
Dr. Bright my coffee machine: can i take ur order me: i’ll take the- my coffee machine: back of the line me: there is no- coffee machine: BACK OF THE LINE me: but this is my house coffee machine: GET OUT THEN me: ;-;
That would suck if we had to say 3 words in a starbucks, its like if i said "Vanilla bean with caramel and cinnamon". that is 6 words, So it would be "vanilla bean" and thats 2 words.
@@thelivingliver6715 ..so..like "kin-uh-mel?" HEAR THIS PEOPLE! CINNAMEL IS NOW A WORD!!! CINNAMEL IS NOW OFFICIALLY A WORD! SAY IT LIKE A PROUD PERSON! SCREAM IT TO THE ROOFTOPS!
And whats with the stealing thing? Is tofu a zero sum proposition? Is tofu carefully rationed due to the over harvesting of tofus? I thought they made that shit out of beans.
Oliver Misbach that really fucked with my head because I'm like half asleep and my brain broke trying to imagine a backwards fedora whenever it turns it looks the same so how to you know it turned it didn't turn that's why...i should sleep
Do the T-Pose like Ella said, but make them think you're Gods Gift by playing something like Blumenkranz (Music from Kill La Kill) and wear really bright colored fancy clothes. Blind those fuckers with your superiority!
I know nobody's going to believe me on this, but... I'm the one who wrote that. The UMass Amherst Yik Yak feed, fall 2016... Would link screenshots but the servers shut down last summer. I'd seen like a dozen people that week make posts about, well, what I said in the last sentence, and decided to vent. People used to post "new rule: [pet peeve]" type stuff all the time, and Bill Maher does it, so the irony didn't even register. And I've read the book, I just forgot how many minutes and didn't think it was worth double checking for a Yik Yak post. Felt like an idiot when I got called out but decided to own my shame instead of deleting the thread.
Oh Christ. Parent gate keeping. You wouldn't believe how many parents say that the hardest thing in life is being a parent, and that no one but parents are allowed to complain about anything. And a ton of parents deserve a spot on r/nobodycares. I'm not bashing all parents, but sometimes, parents are just obnoxious. So many parents will bring up their children on Facebook statuses about things that have nothing to do with kids.
I don't have kids because we couldn't, after trying for a long time, really hard (medical ass't, a few failed almosts, hospitalization etc.), and I usually, eventually, have to tell my co-workers something to that effect when they talk about how easy my life is and often unload some of their work onto me or expect me to work extra, or give away free work. Basically, I'm not allowed to prioritize my own needs in my employment because then it's just selfish. Ugh...
It's especially difficult when you make an opinion on someone's parenting skills then say, "What do you know, you're only a teenager." I'm not incompetent, I can tell when there's crappy parenting. Also, it might because I just taught your kid more about being kind to others in five minutes than you have in the paST TEN YEARS. >_> Sorry, I just got really passionate for a moment, but yeah. Most parents are weird and think parenting skills can only be determined by another parent, and even then make excuses for themselves when called out. My mom and dad are like, the only parents who understand that other people might have opinions about their parenting skills and are okay about that, and I am very appreciative. I want everyone to have my parents.
Shiloh Ludenberg “I don’t like 9/11, it Reminds me of the time my little Billy played with toy planes and he hit some boxes. It took a whole 2 minutes to clean up all the boxes.” (No feelings were meant to be harmed in the making and aftermath of this joke.)
"You don't know much about struggling, you're not a parent and also you're a teenager" "Well, I struggle with mental illnesses like insomnia, depression, and maladaptive daydreaming." "I don't care, have you ever changed a diaper? Have you ever worried about your kid while they were in a bathtub without your supervision?" "No, but I've tried to drown myself in a bathtu-" "Shut up, you don't know real struggling"
As a vegan... I'm truly sorry about some of our community. I assure you most of us are not like that. Also I'm not a man because I'm only 5'7 and I wear gloves for hard labor.
Eh, I must be man disguised as a woman then. I'm 5'1, emotional as fuck and is set on a career path to be a musician (either drumming, singing or both). I also have a high singing voice for a man....though that's a tenor 1 in a nutshell I guess. Well at least I have a beard and long metal hair.
Kind of reminds me of that one thing everyone always said. “Don’t be upset, people have it much worse than you.” Yes, only the most tortured and tragic soul is allowed to be sad. No one else.
Yeemo BTS is my asthetic I never said I had anorexia. I am quite grateful for this, because it ends lives. Also, the only whiny little bitch I know is a dog. Even the term used in your username, “yeemo”, suggests you’re 14 years old and think you’re cool. Go to summer camp and keep off the internet. Ok, little Timmy?
I always love the dirty hands image popping up on my feed...my dad has been a mechanic for 40+ years and wears gloves every day...lol wear gloves so they don't spend an hour getting grease and oil out their nails and skin :D
The whole: "Nobody is allowed to be stressed if they didn't go to law school." thing makes no sense at all. So if you're going through a divorce? No stress here. You on the frontlines of a war? Nope. An overwhelming amount of work? Natta'
I once saw a drawing on Facebook with the caption "today's kids will have no idea what this is." It was a drawing of Robin Williams. Surrounded by momentos of his movies, like a Peter pan hat, a wig, a jumanji box, etc. *Who the hell doesn't know Robin Williams.*
Youre allowed to like batman without having both your parents die. Youre allowed to like starbucks without having to eternally romanticize about it Youre allowed to like a band without having to claim their instruments with your scent
nope. 1. One does not simply "like" batman. You respect him because of who is and what he's accomplished. 2. If you overpay for coffee at starbucks, you are in fact actively eternally romanticizing it. 3. what does that even mean?
I remember I was talking about the band Queen online and someone was being The queen gatekeeper And told me that I'm not a real fan cuz I watched the movie Just let me love music man
Dr. fish You mean “Bohemian Rhapsody”? The movie that the remaining members of Queen signed off on as an excellent homage to Freddie’s memory and even had input in casting Rami Malek as Freddie? What if I said that, as a kid, my parents never listened to Queen, but because of “Wayne’s World”, I was formally introduced and quickly became a fan on my own because “Bohemian Rhapsody” melted my pre-teen face off, and I sought out their other stuff? Freddie died when I was too young to know who he was. The film, “Bohemian Rhapsody” has done the same for the generations after me, so...how does it matter HOW you became a Queen fan if something led you to that point, as an end result? Queen gatekeepers need to get a life.
foxylady1984 Amen. I second that emotion. I’m a fem transmale and pansexual. Too queer to be straight, but because I’m not a 100% masculine transman and because pansexuality does encompass some straightness, I’m too “cisnormative” and “straight” to be “queer”. Okay then. 🤷🏻♂️
I really hate gatekeeping. I was told that I can't watch the new predator movie if I haven't seen the old movies, and I was told I wasn't a Tomb Raider fan if I haven't played the first games. And don't get me started when I say I like Star Wars. But in the end, I don't care and enjoy the things I like to enjoy.
The_Blue_ Mistress That’s how I do things. I became interested in Star Trek through the JJ Abrams films. When I saw Mad Max: Fury Road, it was the first Mad Max film I had ever watched, and I loved it. And while there are times where I feel like I would become a gatekeeper, I always remind myself that someone can become a fan of a certain franchise by watching a later entry and catching up afterward just like I did.
To be fair from what I understand the predator is extremely self referential, but apparently it's shit anyways. But yeah there should be a difference between "you can't watch this" and "you may enjoy it more if you've already watched x, y and or z"
@@megh9464 no i get the joke and everything, it's funny. I just wanted to point it out cause they phrased it in a way that it seems like they think that too
Metal gatekeepers are some of the worst. I turned up to a rock club I've been to HUNDREDS of times in a pink jumpsuit because I'd just bought it and wanted to get out of my comfort zone of strictly black clothes and there and then three men proceeded to harass me KNOWING I was alone and clearly anxious as I have anxiety and ptsd, and tell me as I was wearing pink I wasn't a real metal fan and made me name three of every bands songs they liked(Metallica, iron Maiden,cannibal corpse etc) to make sure I wasn't a poser. When I could they had this look of they were going to hit me come across their faces so I just smiled sweetly and said I'm usually in black latex or leather but I just wanted to dress differently one time. People are perfectly entitled to like what they like and not to be singled out and made to feel stupid or not wanted.
The metalheads who are overly paranoid about posers and constantly stress how metal they are and how much they hate posers are, in my experience, the only actual posers I've ever encountered
"Heh" is nowhere near smarmy enough, dude! For real though I, I haven't been watching Sorrow stuff for very long, 3, 4 months at the most. I acquiesce to your superior knowledge of the Sorrow TV oeuvre
"I don't want to see anyone under 15 when this hits theaters! This is a 90s/2000s kids movie" Boy have I got some information from you about ppl born between 2003 and 2009
Right? Thankfully (well, not exactly, but it has its perks) my mother had my brother when I was 12, and since his father wasn't around I took care of him the way his father should. It's always fun to use that to make these self-righteous parents shut the fuck up and actually defeat them in their own game!
6:05 Gloves? You mean the things that keep me from severely lacerating my hands and/or severing my fingers on a daily basis. yeah, I'd rather keep them.
1:19-1:30 "I'm so important nobody's allowed to be stressed but me! MAAAAAA!!!! Order! Objection! Your honor!" XD That made my day All careers are stressful because nothing in life is easy. Just because I'm pursuing a career in art doesn't mean I'll have less stress.
Had this kid in my class, mentioned to him that I listened to a few of logic’s songs (the rapper), and that I liked his music. This kid started yelling louder than anyone else in the room, saying that I can’t listen to logic, and that I’m a fake fan, even though I just said i enjoyed his music, and never even said I was a big fan. He said I had to name every song from his first mixtape otherwise I couldn’t listen to him. Like wtf man. I swear...
i cant stand people like this. noboy cares if you can recite the lyrics to every song that they ever made. nobody cares if you can recite their interviews.
@@TheChefBoo i think a really easy, cheap, and delicious tofu dish is a claypot tofu. It's a chinese dish. You can probably look for english recipes and/or videos online. Here are some links : ua-cam.com/video/kKfH_N34Tuk/v-deo.html ua-cam.com/video/bVgUm-Un7uo/v-deo.html The second link is indonesian, but if you need translation, just reply to this comment and i'll do my best. P.S : the vegetables doesn't have to be that specific. Use what you have on hand.
The guy pictures at 7:17 was a guy who found his old jacket he used to wear as a kid and tried to see if it still fit. he posted that picture saying how he looks like an anime guy now in it
"Yeah, you know, unless the wilderness makes you anxious or mountains make you anxious or hiking makes you anxious or the outdoors make you anxious or wild animals make you anxious..." Never have I felt so validated
Or life itself makes you anxious so you would wnat to stay inside unless the indoors makes you anxious or 4chan makes you anxious. (i just came up with that, shut your fucking mouth if you're just going to say that he didn't say it or if you're going to "correct" me for saying "you're")
This is why he’s one of the few people who make reddit videos that I actually love watching. Also the coffee bit where he had the piano keys was perfect
Oh God, that only means... that those people, how aren't youtube... fans got a life?!? What is this nonsense?! Welp, guess i don't have a life then! 😂😂😂😂😂
Ice_wolf_01 wow i guess my life is a lie then. i been addicted to youtube ever since its old days (dont woosh me i understood the joke i was being sarcastic)
Actually, you aren't allowed to even _speak_ on the topic of cockiness unless you have studied up on all surviving documentation of the lives of Queen Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI, as they were truly the embodiment of the word. For you see- *gets shot*
Shit. I’m 5’11”. So I’m not a REAL Man, but I’m as close to being a real Man as possible. So I’m like an Off Brand Man, like the off brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cinnamon Toasties or Cinnamon Crunchers. Almost as good. Like, I’ll do, when they’re 45 & have no options left.
This heightphobia pisses me off. Actor Peter Dinklage left what was a steady (if not soul-sucking) job, swearing to himself that, come Hell or high water, he’d be a working actor. He lived up to that promise, and has worked, fairly steadily ever since. At 4’4”, he has been so successful as an actor that roles written for “average height/tall” people have gone to him because he’s just that damned talented. Would you call him “less of a man” for taking that risky leap and ending up a success? I’d hope not. Height doesn’t make a man. He was brave, believed in himself, and made his dreams happen. That’s pretty fucking manly to me.
@@QuillBleu82 I was making a joke. I seriously can't tell if you realized that or not before your tirade. Either way, nobody is really heightphobic, that would mean they're scared of shorter ppl. Almost no one is scared of short ppl. I made a joke, but the sad truth is that a lot of attractive women feel this way. They aren't scared of guys under 6ft, they just generally don't find them sexy. And bitches say stuff like this just to rub it in, bc somehow it's funny & you're a joke if they don't find you sexy. It's not really funny, but hot chicks who have the world given to them, sometimes turn out superficial and it's funny to them to immaculate dudes they consider beneath them. At 5'11" I have had to put up with this a little, getting picked less than taller friends. But I can't imagine how much it could suck to be like 5'5". I really feel for them bc I know how much just a little bit of that prejudice sucks. You just gotta try your best. Guys shouldn't have to put up with how the bitches act about it, but for every other decent girl, it's not like we could ask them to stop being attracted to tall guys. It's just nature, and we have to figure out ways to rise above it, which sadly involves a lot of acceptance from a lot of us. Dinklage isn't less of a man to us, but other males are not who shorter guys are trying to convince.
@RaxTs Howdoyoujuststopbeing scaredofsomething?! Even the name "little people" is creepy. I feel like they're coming for me right n..... I mean... I'm not scared of little ppl. Nobody's scared of little ppl.
3:25 God people like this just make me angry. Szechuan Chicken is one of my favorite dishes to cook and when someone associates a traditional food of any kind with being a product of a company or other thing. Thanks for coming to my Ted Vent
thank you for explaining what gatekeeping means at the start. i was getting ready to rush in blindly because i didnt feel like searching it up; i'd pick up on it as time passed. but you explained it outright in the beginning. thank you. you deserve a like from me.
"So your like pretending to be a vegan cause it's cool and in?" Ah yes, because if there's any one group of people in the world that absolutely no one makes fun of even and that is praised constantly online it's definitely vegans.
Last part made me tear up. I didnt know I needed to hear it. But it felt great to hear someone say it. Maybe not specifically for me, but they have good intentions. Love ya, SorrowTV.
If you are confused to wether or not you are a true fan of a show, take these questions below: -Have you watched some, or all of the episodes? -Do you enjoy the show? If you answered yes to one or more questions, congratulations, you are fan! Quick reminder, being a fan dosen't mean being here from the begining, it means staying until the end.
zomon 34 "Reee go away everyone is a true hardcore fan stop being exclusionary and stop gatekeeping you elitist snob waaaah!" That's my impression of the people on that sub, how'd i do?
9:12 As an Irish guy Who is currently in Ireland I can safely say that this man is so wrong that it actually hurts me inside I have *never* seen anyone in an irish pub drink anything other than guinness *AND* nearly every single pub I’ve been to has an irish flag somewhere! I think what this guy has seen in America is just Irish people using their nationality as a gimmick
As a British 90's kid, you have deeply upset and offended me. I hereby rescind my invitation to tea and scones, unless a formal apology is submitted first to myself, and then to Her Majesty.
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W: wont go backwards
A: Am going left
S: Stop going forwards
D: dont go left
Best thing I've seen so far today!
The W is for Wumbo
Luckily mincfaft has keysets
The W is for Wumbo
Q - Quickly change ur weapons
Shift - Shift to a lower speed
Space - Space... the final Frontier... to boldly go where no man has gone before
"Only vegetarians and vegans can eat tofu"
Well, that automatically ostracizes the majority of Asian cultures, especially East Asia.
Unnecessary Account tofu with minced meat stuffed inside with some gravy is class
pretty much lmao
glad the person didn't bring up tempeh too....
If you aren't a machine that circulates air via rotating blades, you aren't a real fan.
rip bladeless fans :^(
Best joke I’ve heard in a while haha
Sensu fan commits seppuku from such dishonor!
oh sorry i'm a folded piece of paper crimped at one end and spread out on the other end guess i'll see myself out
Just made my day 😂😂
Oh you like history?
Name everything thats ever happened.
Stuff
Things
Etc
world war 2, duh
Shea McManus “Everything that’s ever happened” your new name shall be Dave.
>Implying tofu was made exclusively for vegans and vegetarians, and not because some asian dude probably accidentally curdled some soy and went "huh, that's fuckin neat!" and ate it because it was tasty.
ShockedLogic as a vegan myself, I kindly appreciate the fact that a non vegan/vegetarian eats tofu. For me, its less meat in their tables, so I think its better.
Whoosh
10,000 subs with no videos challenge _ , yea i dont think thats appropriate here chief.
10,000 subs with no videos challenge _ where did they even miss a joke?
People be getting desperate to whoosh someone
In theory you could post *anything* to this sub. If they tell you “this isn’t gatekeeping so it doesn’t belong on this sub”, you could call them out for gatekeeping r/gatekeeping.
Holy fuck thats true
@Ɗeѕєят Ƥяιηcє like gatekeeping gatekeeping?
@Ɗeѕєят Ƥяιηcє Would you mind giving me an example of when gatekeeping is good? I'm having trouble coming up with any examples after watching this video.
@@kenzij well, for instance, anytime a background check is done on you when, say, you apply to a new job, that can qualify as gatekeeping because they likely won't accept people who try to hide their criminal records.
@@theoryoftheinnocent I see.
Though I would say it's a bit debatable whether choosing not to hire people with a criminal record is good.
14-year-old: So, I really like Toy Story and--
90s kids: LOL SORRY KID YOU'RE TOO YOUNG
@maya dude same
16 though
I practically grew up as a 90's kid. Thanks for sheltering me parents!
Kids born in 2003: but we also grew up with th-
90s kids: STILL TOO YOUNG
Mood.
"Tofu are for vegans and vegetarians _ONLY._ "
Hey, Japanese peeps, you're all vegans and vegetarians or else commit sudoku.
god forbid Japan plays a mass game of sodoku
No, it's called septicgoku
I went to Japan and didn’t find a single vegetarian restaurant
So uh
*son goku
commit suit of signs
That last post was heartwarming. "Liking things isn't supposed to be stressful" is very good advice to remember when you have trouble with comparing yourself to others.
Get this dude a voice acting gig, it's been long enough.
Francesca Lacey he honestly could have one lol, we don’t know his real name he could be in a really popular cartoon or animated show and we would have no idea
He could make a good Sonic
his name is gio
That’s Giofilms tho
@@fart63 I want him in a video game.
I died when that super polite tofu guy made a complete 180 and said "you absolute fuck" lmao
Rest in piece. :(
180° no-scoped his bitch-ass
Lando McQuestionable That's how I am at my job when a customer threatens me. Super nice and "phone voice" to glaring and putting down some verbal smack. xD
“you can’t be stressed unless you’re in law school!!!”
brain surgeons: am i a joke to you?
Yes, yes you are. Unlike law, brain surgery is laughably easy lol. Brains don't even have nerves! They have been around for hundreds, possibly thousands of years. Law on the other hand, changes all the time. It is ever evolving. So lols to you.
And no, I am not a lawyer. Not that I couldn't become one of I wanted to. I could. But it's just not chellenging enough for me. Talk about the curse of being intellectual...
@@FunBoysGaming I can't tell if this is a joke or not because this is the internet so r/wooosh me if it is lmao, but I think you could end up in one of SorrowTV's vids if you keep this up. Brain surgery is not "easy" it's extremely stressful. One wrong move could cause either permanent damage or even death. The risk itself makes it stressful. There also goes the amount of time brain surgery takes and the energy as well. And plus, despite brains not having nerves it's still a really complex organ. (disclaimer: i'm not a brain surgeon or a surgeon in general)
"You can't be stressed unless your in law school!!!!!!"
Firefighters, anyone in the military, doctors, parents and single parents, programmers, assault victims with PTSD, 911 operators and anyone else with over 3 brain cells: am I a joke to you?
@@maramaduke hes probably a greedy asshole that gets his main part of stress from loosing money because he couldn't win the case.
W: forWard
A: am going left
S: south
D don’t go left
Stolen comment
lmao
Mercedes Stephens I love this
W: Whoopteedoo, I'm going forward!
space: juSPACEmp
If this is the first Sorrow video you've watched you're not allowed to enjoy it.
Oceania Times Fuck
Close call😅
Damn
darn it. i cant enjoy it.
I've watched Sorrow videos before this soooo
"Tofu is for vegans ONLY." Try telling that to Japan.
And to that dude its are*
R/grammarnazi
*aggressively shreds dried fish on the tofu.
Why does everyone forget about us Chinese people :(
@@VastalaBusta What?
@@mynameisnotimportant7731 Both the Chinese and Japanese make great Tofu to be honest.
"if ur a man and ur hight starts with '5' you're not a real man, period"
Two words; Danny DeVito
Lethal Cheese *Gasps* He’s a W O M A N
RIP 5'11" guys
But he's 4'10''
@@elysahatestostudy9364 my joke has been foiled
*oh no*
He's more man than any man on earth
I'm a guy who's 4'10... I feel amazingly validated.
Squeakins Finally I found a guy that I’m taller than
YOUR VALID!!!!
Your name fits so well
it’s okay whatever height you’re at
We are all humans, we just come in different shapes and sizes
Watch domics' video on being short. He'll make you feel better about it.
10:40 Asians eat tofu, and ate it before vegans. We give permission, if vegans want to use that “appropriation” thing.
Ikr. I'm mad that the vegan implied that the world was going to run out. Doesn't the vegan know how plants work?
I love bean curd with lawnmower sauce
Thank you. I love me some Miso Tofu soup and I'm neither vegan or Asian....Oh shit did I just double appropriate.....
GD AlyaDaGamer same honestly.
As a vegetarian I’m so mad at these type of vegans with their “appropriation” shit ... wth tofu is Asian to begin with , anyone can eat as much tofu as they please
9:20 Did he just say to the people, currently living in Ireland, born in Ireland, RAISED in Ireland...
THAT THERE NOT AS IRISH AS SOMEONE THAT ISNT FULLY IRISH!?!
Both sides are gatekeepers they’re literally arguing about what it means to be Irish when they’re all biologically irish
As an Irishman, living in Ireland, I say fuck that guy.
YO, HE SOUNDED LIKE RTGAMES.
@@wellifailed392 maybe he was lmao
I couldn't stop myself from reading this in an Irish accent.
"Tofu is STRICTLY for Vegans and Vegetarians!"
you'll have to pry my agedashi tofu from my cold, dead, meat-eating hands!
Your big meaty claws
Don’t worry, you’d win easily. They don’t have enough protein to give them the muscle to overpower you.
I absolutely love Tofu. If I met anyone who told me this, I would tell them off so much!
Why are most of these people assholes who yell at others for it being a fad when they are most likely doing it as a fad lmao
Next, we won't be allowed to eat salads lmao, only raw meat, actually fuck that, we'll have to go hunt the animals with our bare hands and no weapon lol
*YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED TO BIG BEN IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD 3 OF HIS BONGS*
Adewale Umbeteweawea I SPIT OUT MY DRINK
"listen to that bong"
OI ITS SEVEN BONG
Be me, American tourist in England.
>Walking down a street, had a great English breakfast
>Suddenly, everyone, who were wearing 1800 Englishmen outfits, stopped, and started at Big Ben.
>*BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* *BONG*
>Suddenly, everyone started screaming
SEVEN BONG, ITS SEVEN BONG, SEVEN BONG
Damn straight.
*”1990’s/2000’s kids only... nobody under 15...”*
That doesn’t add up...
90s kids are people born from 1984 to 1993. 2000's kids are people born in 1994 to 2003.
I was born in early 2004. Plz give me an exception.
@@DontBuyM no
@@blitzgaming9561 plz. I was born on jan 4th.
@@DontBuyM sorry but your a 10s kid.
my height starts with a 1
because I use the metric system
Use 3/4 centimeters. That way it starts with 7. (also fuck imperial)
Then you ain't a real mean. Period.
Although now that I think about it, you're proably not 100 cm tall. So my comment is bullshit anyway lol
edit: tfw u write shit and make it sound like you have 5 brain cells
They could be 160 centimetres aka 1,60 meters n it would start with a one?? I don't get what you mean by that comment.
160 starts with a one, doesn't it?
A week ago I got told I wasn’t really ADHD and that I’m “like a person with a limp trying to fit in with the wheelchair community.” I asked them how in the world they could try to gatekeep a damn mental disorder. 😂
ADHD isn't a mental disorder, it's just an unnecessary medical diagnosis given to a certain personality type.
Same as Dyslexia. These are not disabilities, they're just different brain types. You're a normal human being with a higher energy output and lower attention span than an average person.
@@YourPalHDee ok boomer.
Man, that's so dumb. How can you honestly tell someone they don't have a mental disorder just because it doesn't align with their views of it? Like, I have anxiety, but I don't believe that most people could or would guess that I have it because I don't always "appear" to be anxious/my symptoms aren't always visible. Same thing with other mental disorders. The symptoms aren't always able to be seen on the outside.
@@ElpheltRealNoClickbait same. I am very put together outwardly, but that doesn’t show what’s going on inside.
I laugh at people like that and thank them for complimenting my acting abilities.
I'm so confused like, do people WANT to be told they have a disorder these days? Wouldn't you rather be told that you're a normal human being and there is nothing wrong with you?
Once I replied to an Instagram post in Spanish and someone said I’m appropriating the Spanish culture because I’m white and am not allowed to speak Spanish. I love gatekeepers :)
sorry
i didnt mean it
Spanish people are literally from Spain. Which is in Europe. They are white... the fuck?
It’s okay I forgive you, Kim Jong Un
Laurel Clapp I’m just as lost as you are
"The only people who haven't seen Star Wars are the people in Star Wars, because they lived them Ted. They lived the Star Wars."
only TRUE himym fans will understand
BronzeGod
It’s a webcomic
I haven't seen Star Wars yet.
you: rick and morty
me, an intellectual: Richard and Mortimus
Me, an intellectual: Rigor Mortis
Me, an intellectual: Rickety and Martus
*mortimer
No you are not an intellectual because an intellectual would realize we are tired of this overused meme.
No, that's a restautant. Rick and Morty is that one rock band from the 80's
Person: *goes into coffee shop*
Barista: what'd you like?
Person: I'd like a-
Barista: uhp, that's three words, you have to go to the back of the line.
Dr. Bright
my coffee machine: can i take ur order
me: i’ll take the-
my coffee machine: back of the line
me: there is no-
coffee machine: BACK OF THE LINE
me: but this is my house
coffee machine: GET OUT THEN
me: ;-;
That would suck if we had to say 3 words in a starbucks, its like if i said "Vanilla bean with caramel and cinnamon". that is 6 words, So it would be "vanilla bean" and thats 2 words.
Holy Shard
say it like “vanilla bean cinnamel” and pronounce the c like u would with caramel 🤷♂️
Manager: Jim, that's the eleventh customer you've said that to. You're fired.
@@thelivingliver6715 ..so..like "kin-uh-mel?"
HEAR THIS PEOPLE! CINNAMEL IS NOW A WORD!!! CINNAMEL IS NOW OFFICIALLY A WORD! SAY IT LIKE A PROUD PERSON! SCREAM IT TO THE ROOFTOPS!
you’re not a REAL SorrowTV fan if you haven’t memorized every single patron’s names
I can't get Screwyoumrmoe and Megaladont out of my head after hearing them in so many of these videos
@@EMILIBRO cant get zisa out either
Haha... I don't... Watch the patron name...
ive only got megaladont
Gacha Husky i thought i was the only one
"Tofu is strictly for vegans and vegetarians." Oof guess all the asians eating tofu gotta stop eating tofu then
Hi deidara
They can pry my spicy tofu out of my cold, dead, Asian hands
Asians probably "don't count" because they're not privileged Westerners who have their heads rammed up their own arses.
No. It’s also for AE86 trunks
And whats with the stealing thing? Is tofu a zero sum proposition? Is tofu carefully rationed due to the over harvesting of tofus? I thought they made that shit out of beans.
"You don't have to be an expert on something to like it."
But then how can I assert my dominance over the lazy plebs? *turns fedora backwards*
Oliver Misbach that really fucked with my head because I'm like half asleep and my brain broke trying to imagine a backwards fedora whenever it turns it looks the same so how to you know it turned it didn't turn that's why...i should sleep
By T-posing
Do the T-Pose like Ella said, but make them think you're Gods Gift by playing something like Blumenkranz (Music from Kill La Kill) and wear really bright colored fancy clothes. Blind those fuckers with your superiority!
"If you are a man and ur height starts with 5 you are not a real man"
god bless im 150 cm
God bless I'm -34 inches
@@rexjolles I’m a girl but I’m 1 foot
Damn shawty
Or should I say shorty ouo
Im 1.5 washing machines.
I'm 69 inches tall. God Bless American measuring.
I can't believe there was a guy saying there should be a law controlling who gets to reference 1984... the fucking irony
JediRonPaul EXACTLY!
JediRonPaul THOUGHT CRIME!
Commies.
Commies everywhere.
i thought that was satire
I know nobody's going to believe me on this, but...
I'm the one who wrote that. The UMass Amherst Yik Yak feed, fall 2016... Would link screenshots but the servers shut down last summer. I'd seen like a dozen people that week make posts about, well, what I said in the last sentence, and decided to vent. People used to post "new rule: [pet peeve]" type stuff all the time, and Bill Maher does it, so the irony didn't even register. And I've read the book, I just forgot how many minutes and didn't think it was worth double checking for a Yik Yak post. Felt like an idiot when I got called out but decided to own my shame instead of deleting the thread.
Oh Christ. Parent gate keeping. You wouldn't believe how many parents say that the hardest thing in life is being a parent, and that no one but parents are allowed to complain about anything. And a ton of parents deserve a spot on r/nobodycares. I'm not bashing all parents, but sometimes, parents are just obnoxious. So many parents will bring up their children on Facebook statuses about things that have nothing to do with kids.
I don't have kids because we couldn't, after trying for a long time, really hard (medical ass't, a few failed almosts, hospitalization etc.), and I usually, eventually, have to tell my co-workers something to that effect when they talk about how easy my life is and often unload some of their work onto me or expect me to work extra, or give away free work. Basically, I'm not allowed to prioritize my own needs in my employment because then it's just selfish. Ugh...
It's especially difficult when you make an opinion on someone's parenting skills then say, "What do you know, you're only a teenager." I'm not incompetent, I can tell when there's crappy parenting. Also, it might because I just taught your kid more about being kind to others in five minutes than you have in the paST TEN YEARS. >_> Sorry, I just got really passionate for a moment, but yeah. Most parents are weird and think parenting skills can only be determined by another parent, and even then make excuses for themselves when called out.
My mom and dad are like, the only parents who understand that other people might have opinions about their parenting skills and are okay about that, and I am very appreciative. I want everyone to have my parents.
Shiloh Ludenberg
“I don’t like 9/11, it Reminds me of the time my little Billy played with toy planes and he hit some boxes. It took a whole 2 minutes to clean up all the boxes.”
(No feelings were meant to be harmed in the making and aftermath of this joke.)
"You don't know much about struggling, you're not a parent and also you're a teenager"
"Well, I struggle with mental illnesses like insomnia, depression, and maladaptive daydreaming."
"I don't care, have you ever changed a diaper? Have you ever worried about your kid while they were in a bathtub without your supervision?"
"No, but I've tried to drown myself in a bathtu-"
"Shut up, you don't know real struggling"
Shiloh Ludenberg @
All these fake Sorrow TV fans. Jumping on the bandwagon, not like us REAL subscribers!
NAME FIVE Of HIS R/ VIDEOS
Fuk
Sorrow TV quit your bullshit 1, 2... holy shit there is a lot of them
Sorrow TV hhhh oh come on u don't really know him
U r not a real fan
Despicable 😑
Ha! You thought you could trick me! He doesn't do r/ videos, he does roblox!
"they should have to go to the back of the line" yeah... they did... when they got into the line... has this person never been in a line
Lucas Monroe Omg ive watched this video over and over again and never noticed that until now ;(
I cant reference 1984 if I havent read it?
Sounds pretty 1984ish if you ask me
Why wouldn’t you be allowed to reference 1984 if you haven’t read It?
shhh you know to mutch you're going to the dark place
This is really something coming from DB Cooper. I'm just sayin'.
P
@@bradlemmond i think you're on to something here skipper...
4:36 "what can I get you?"
"Hot chocolate, large with-"
'sorry sir you need to go to the back of the line, that order is much too long'
The Youngest Tzar Do they realize this will result in a loop?
I don’t know why but
B I T C H M I T T E N S
Is the best thing I’ve ever heard
I realized that it would be the cutest thing ever for female dogs
I’m now going to use that phrase whenever possible
They stole that joke from an overly manly man meme.
It might be
Pushpops are still in literally every store with any kind of food or candy i go to
But have you bought any? I didn’t think so. Cuz you’re not a real British 90s kid 👁👄👁
@@kainenwright2907 I have, and I'm not even British. In fact..I'm proud to call them my 2010s childhood snack!
yeah i just bought one today, and they aight
As a vegan... I'm truly sorry about some of our community. I assure you most of us are not like that. Also I'm not a man because I'm only 5'7 and I wear gloves for hard labor.
Those of us with a functioning brain understand and appreciate that. I strongly dislike people who judge an entire group based on a few.
you're not allowed to say that because my ass is only 5'5
1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!
Eh, I must be man disguised as a woman then. I'm 5'1, emotional as fuck and is set on a career path to be a musician (either drumming, singing or both). I also have a high singing voice for a man....though that's a tenor 1 in a nutshell I guess.
Well at least I have a beard and long metal hair.
My sister is also vegan and she isn't an arsehole either. She will sit at a table munching on her veggies while we eat meat and not say a word.
Kaelan McAlpine Holy shit, I found my twin
Don’t play Call Of Duty unless you’ve gone to War
I now want to see a soldier play Call of Duty. UA-cam, don't fail me now.
Filthy casuals, you're not real soldiers unless you play ArmA, duuuh?
literally my dad. he's a veteran
And if you fought in the actual war featured in whatever version you own.
It's all fun and games until Uncle Lou has another flashback and starts shooting everybody.
Kind of reminds me of that one thing everyone always said. “Don’t be upset, people have it much worse than you.” Yes, only the most tortured and tragic soul is allowed to be sad. No one else.
NinjaMaster909 I direct those people to Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
“You have to eat and enjoy all the food everyone gives you, kids in Africa have nothing to eat!!!”
Chloe Butler as a little kid my grandma would say that I just responded "then send it to them"...it didn't work
Chloe Butler
Cuz you don't have anorexia- you just need to stop being a whiny little bitch.
Yeemo BTS is my asthetic
I never said I had anorexia. I am quite grateful for this, because it ends lives. Also, the only whiny little bitch I know is a dog. Even the term used in your username, “yeemo”, suggests you’re 14 years old and think you’re cool. Go to summer camp and keep off the internet. Ok, little Timmy?
I always love the dirty hands image popping up on my feed...my dad has been a mechanic for 40+ years and wears gloves every day...lol wear gloves so they don't spend an hour getting grease and oil out their nails and skin :D
But you're not a real man if you don't torture your skin for absolutely no reason
The whole: "Nobody is allowed to be stressed if they didn't go to law school." thing makes no sense at all.
So if you're going through a divorce? No stress here.
You on the frontlines of a war? Nope.
An overwhelming amount of work? Natta'
You go to law school?
*yeet*
That's the point. They can't see you when they stick their nose so far into the air
>tofu is strictly for vegans
hi yes i'd like to introduce you to the entire East Asian food culture
Sir Skywolf that eats meat in a lot of different ways.
We eat pigs' intestines and tongues with a side of tofu soup. That vegan should meet the Chinese lol
Yes, hello, I had tofu like five hours ago.
Sir Skywolf tru
Wait didn't East Asia make the tofu in the first place?
"liking things isn't supposed to be stressful" love that
I once saw a drawing on Facebook with the caption "today's kids will have no idea what this is."
It was a drawing of Robin Williams. Surrounded by momentos of his movies, like a Peter pan hat, a wig, a jumanji box, etc.
*Who the hell doesn't know Robin Williams.*
“Can I have a Double Venti-Half-Caf-Mocha-Choco-Latte-Moopa-Papa-Deepa-Daapa-Lapapoopa-Zinga-Zingazam with extra espresso shots in there, please?”
BACKA THE LINE
Harrypotamus ! You said that the last time he came here. Three minutes ago.
Youre allowed to like batman without having both your parents die.
Youre allowed to like starbucks without having to eternally romanticize about it
Youre allowed to like a band without having to claim their instruments with your scent
nope.
1. One does not simply "like" batman. You respect him because of who is and what he's accomplished.
2. If you overpay for coffee at starbucks, you are in fact actively eternally romanticizing it.
3. what does that even mean?
@@chadd990 r/gatekeeping
@@dominickperez2952 r/coolstorybro
*You're allowed to use proper punctuation.
I wonder if I'm allowed to eat today?
I haven't done any research about everything in it,
So I guess I'll just have to starve
I remember I was talking about the band Queen online and someone was being
The queen gatekeeper
And told me that I'm not a real fan cuz I watched the movie
Just let me love music man
It doesn't really matter how people discover music or anything just let people enjoy it
foxylady1984 YEE
foxylady1984 heh yee man agreed
Dr. fish You mean “Bohemian Rhapsody”? The movie that the remaining members of Queen signed off on as an excellent homage to Freddie’s memory and even had input in casting Rami Malek as Freddie? What if I said that, as a kid, my parents never listened to Queen, but because of “Wayne’s World”, I was formally introduced and quickly became a fan on my own because “Bohemian Rhapsody” melted my pre-teen face off, and I sought out their other stuff? Freddie died when I was too young to know who he was. The film, “Bohemian Rhapsody” has done the same for the generations after me, so...how does it matter HOW you became a Queen fan if something led you to that point, as an end result? Queen gatekeepers need to get a life.
foxylady1984 Amen. I second that emotion. I’m a fem transmale and pansexual. Too queer to be straight, but because I’m not a 100% masculine transman and because pansexuality does encompass some straightness, I’m too “cisnormative” and “straight” to be “queer”. Okay then. 🤷🏻♂️
"22 food pictures that won't make any sense if you weren't alive in the 90's"
*Shows a picture of Push-Pop*
I really hate gatekeeping. I was told that I can't watch the new predator movie if I haven't seen the old movies, and I was told I wasn't a Tomb Raider fan if I haven't played the first games. And don't get me started when I say I like Star Wars. But in the end, I don't care and enjoy the things I like to enjoy.
The_Blue_ Mistress That’s how I do things. I became interested in Star Trek through the JJ Abrams films. When I saw Mad Max: Fury Road, it was the first Mad Max film I had ever watched, and I loved it. And while there are times where I feel like I would become a gatekeeper, I always remind myself that someone can become a fan of a certain franchise by watching a later entry and catching up afterward just like I did.
To be fair from what I understand the predator is extremely self referential, but apparently it's shit anyways. But yeah there should be a difference between "you can't watch this" and "you may enjoy it more if you've already watched x, y and or z"
That's the Exact attitude everyone should have.
All I can say is, you *might* understand the later Predator movies if you watch the first ones.
I know it was just a typo, but Tom Raider sounds like some badass 90s cartoon character and I may be stealing that for some writing lmao
Tom raider :)
wish i could be as calm as the """"fake vegetarian""""" guy
It would be hilarious if that guy was Chinese
If that was a guy, my aunt is my uncle.
@@Asidders ITS A TERM!!!!
Only REAL people will know what it’s like to convert oxygen in carbon dioxide
LittyFam Actually some other organisms do that.
LittyFam only trees know what it feels like to convert carbon dioxide into oxygen
Poor Mark Zuckerberg... :(
LittyFam yeah!
Gate-keeping is a verb. You're no longer allowed to make videos about this topic. Gate kept.
The concept of gatekeeping is a noun, unless used to describe the action of gatekeeping. Then it a verb.
At least i think that's how it works
EnderKnight_03 woooosh
@@megh9464 no i get the joke and everything, it's funny.
I just wanted to point it out cause they phrased it in a way that it seems like they think that too
@@ItsAlwaysOct oh lmaoo sorry got it
Metal gatekeepers are some of the worst. I turned up to a rock club I've been to HUNDREDS of times in a pink jumpsuit because I'd just bought it and wanted to get out of my comfort zone of strictly black clothes and there and then three men proceeded to harass me KNOWING I was alone and clearly anxious as I have anxiety and ptsd, and tell me as I was wearing pink I wasn't a real metal fan and made me name three of every bands songs they liked(Metallica, iron Maiden,cannibal corpse etc) to make sure I wasn't a poser. When I could they had this look of they were going to hit me come across their faces so I just smiled sweetly and said I'm usually in black latex or leather but I just wanted to dress differently one time.
People are perfectly entitled to like what they like and not to be singled out and made to feel stupid or not wanted.
Yeah, fuck those guys. People don't actually think we're all like that, right? RIGHT?
Me man.
You small woman.
Me prove dominance by asking trivia
You prove worth
Now we must do mating ritual in bathroom
I get harrassed for being skinny and not a muscle dude but my friends and family say I slap like a truck
*Vegan Gatekeepers laugh at the distance*
The metalheads who are overly paranoid about posers and constantly stress how metal they are and how much they hate posers are, in my experience, the only actual posers I've ever encountered
Holy shit you do all the voices yourself?! I thought there were more than two people at least, you're talented as fuck mate have a sub
Lonemaster I see what you did there.
"Heh" is nowhere near smarmy enough, dude! For real though I, I haven't been watching Sorrow stuff for very long, 3, 4 months at the most. I acquiesce to your superior knowledge of the Sorrow TV oeuvre
vollsticks oh shit really?
really really
Yeah, he’s great with voices. He reminds me of the guy behind the Ownage Pranks UA-cam channel.
"I don't want to see anyone under 15 when this hits theaters! This is a 90s/2000s kids movie" Boy have I got some information from you about ppl born between 2003 and 2009
I'm a 2004 kid and take offence to this 😂
Sammmmmmme
2004, this is ok. kinda a move that i wouldnt really suggest.
its like insutling millenials - despite the fact we take up 2/3 the pop.
@@blarpo7385 I don't know what I am tbh. I'm definitely not Jake-Pauler or Gen Z-er..
TRIGGERED
9:11 the "irishman" said "soccer" instead of "football" 🤔🤔
Ya Boi Diglett well in Ireland we have our own two games Gaelic football and hurling some people say soccer instead of football
@Myname Jeff so he has the audacity to call pure Irish people living in ireland "not-irish enough?"
I hate parents that think if you're not a parent you haven't "experienced real life" or whatever
Right? Thankfully (well, not exactly, but it has its perks) my mother had my brother when I was 12, and since his father wasn't around I took care of him the way his father should. It's always fun to use that to make these self-righteous parents shut the fuck up and actually defeat them in their own game!
This is just my opinion, but I'm pretty sure getting a doctorate in neurosurgery is more of an accomplishment than raising a brat.
Hunter Vogl there's nothing to be proud of being a parents .
I mean, nothing's wrong with being proud or your parenthood, but it's not worth bragging about raising the little fucker.
Something tells me you are correct.
6:05 Gloves?
You mean the things that keep me from severely lacerating my hands and/or severing my fingers on a daily basis.
yeah, I'd rather keep them.
Xeke Inu There's nothing women love more than to be caressed by scarred, leathery hands.
1:19-1:30 "I'm so important nobody's allowed to be stressed but me! MAAAAAA!!!! Order! Objection! Your honor!" XD That made my day
All careers are stressful because nothing in life is easy. Just because I'm pursuing a career in art doesn't mean I'll have less stress.
Love these videos. The real kicker for me is the "oophm" sound effect used when someone goes tooooo far. So great!
r/comedycemetery
I think you should do this.
oh yes
Love your icon
Ohohohohohohoho
Heh i have a doom profile pic too.
Seconded! Also, r/indianpeoplefacebook.
you’re not *allowed to feel pain*
*check your privilege*
Had this kid in my class, mentioned to him that I listened to a few of logic’s songs (the rapper), and that I liked his music. This kid started yelling louder than anyone else in the room, saying that I can’t listen to logic, and that I’m a fake fan, even though I just said i enjoyed his music, and never even said I was a big fan. He said I had to name every song from his first mixtape otherwise I couldn’t listen to him. Like wtf man. I swear...
Tealmoon18 There's bullying for a reason, and some deserve it.
i cant stand people like this. noboy cares if you can recite the lyrics to every song that they ever made. nobody cares if you can recite their interviews.
Yeah totally, despite being in all three of the prequels Natalie Portman totally hasn't seen any of them. *Sarcasm intensifies*
i mean i’m korean and eat tofu with most of my meals but GuESS iF i’M nOt VeGan-
I've never tried korean food, and never really liked tofu. Do you know any recipes I could check out? Genuinely curious
@@TheChefBoo i think a really easy, cheap, and delicious tofu dish is a claypot tofu. It's a chinese dish. You can probably look for english recipes and/or videos online. Here are some links :
ua-cam.com/video/kKfH_N34Tuk/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/bVgUm-Un7uo/v-deo.html
The second link is indonesian, but if you need translation, just reply to this comment and i'll do my best.
P.S : the vegetables doesn't have to be that specific. Use what you have on hand.
I was gonna like the comment but theres 69 likes and I dont want to ruin that
@@madimccalla7491 i ruined it. you may like it.
brokentrinity Tbh it’s sorta easy to be vegan with Korean food, though I refuse to be a vegan
Nigga just release album already
No don't, he might become the next Frank
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar YES PLEASE OML I WOULD BUY 27 COPIES
Astro Biased thanks fam
TBH i kind of enjoy him more than Filthy Frank
*cue triggered ppl about the N word in 3... 2.. 1*
The guy pictures at 7:17 was a guy who found his old jacket he used to wear as a kid and tried to see if it still fit. he posted that picture saying how he looks like an anime guy now in it
"Women who like skeletal looking guys-"
Skeletor: pops on shades.
*joke's on you, I'm into that sh*t*
"Yeah, you know, unless the wilderness makes you anxious or mountains make you anxious or hiking makes you anxious or the outdoors make you anxious or wild animals make you anxious..."
Never have I felt so validated
Or life itself makes you anxious so you would wnat to stay inside unless the indoors makes you anxious or 4chan makes you anxious.
(i just came up with that, shut your fucking mouth if you're just going to say that he didn't say it or if you're going to "correct" me for saying "you're")
If 4chan makes you anxious, congratulations. You're a normal functioning human.
6:57
The ice cube sounds were a nice touch dude , subtle but nice
simonHDfifa very naice
This is why he’s one of the few people who make reddit videos that I actually love watching.
Also the coffee bit where he had the piano keys was perfect
if you dont watch every youtube video in the world your not a youtube fan
You don't use correct grammar *you're* not really English 😱
Oh God, that only means... that those people, how aren't youtube... fans got a life?!? What is this nonsense?! Welp, guess i don't have a life then! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@bluebeka2458 well*
Ice_wolf_01
wow i guess my life is a lie then. i been addicted to youtube ever since its old days
(dont woosh me i understood the joke i was being sarcastic)
No one is a fan of UA-cam itself (because they're fucking actual good context creators over) so yea, you're right. No one is a fan of em.
i guess im “pretending to be vegan” bc i hate the texture of most meats too
Oof, these people are more cocky than the ones from r/iamverysmart
Pfft. Oh please. You don't know cocky unless you've been at a private school in '90s Belgium.
No arguments there
Actually, you aren't allowed to even _speak_ on the topic of cockiness unless you have studied up on all surviving documentation of the lives of Queen Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI, as they were truly the embodiment of the word. For you see- *gets shot*
@Southern Fun Please. You can't even talk about bolt action guns if you've never fucked one... Wait.
Yes, I got one better:
The Church.
Which one? Barely matters, they all think they’re the only correct denomination.
*One double venti, half-caf, mocha choca latte mupababadeepadapalafaboopaszingazingazingazam with an extra espresso shot comin' up!*
Back o' the line
I lost it there
I JUST HAD AN ANEURYSM
5:50 Imagine if male surgeons didn't wear gloves because they wanted to seem manly...
"Mike, you should really put on your gloves before handling those wires."
"Pssh, I don't need no bitch mittens! Only pussies get electrocuted!"
Omg it would be the infection party!
And the patient has aids
g e t t i n i n t h e r e w i t h y o u r h a n d s
I was thinking about if people who worked around nuclear areas/materials or super strong, burning lab chemicals didn't wear gloves
Dude, your accents are so awesome.
Shit. I’m 5’11”. So I’m not a REAL Man, but I’m as close to being a real Man as possible. So I’m like an Off Brand Man, like the off brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cinnamon Toasties or Cinnamon Crunchers. Almost as good. Like, I’ll do, when they’re 45 & have no options left.
this made me smile
@@arttrixmix7178 Then Mission Accomplished! Now I feel 6'5" in my head ;]
This heightphobia pisses me off. Actor Peter Dinklage left what was a steady (if not soul-sucking) job, swearing to himself that, come Hell or high water, he’d be a working actor. He lived up to that promise, and has worked, fairly steadily ever since. At 4’4”, he has been so successful as an actor that roles written for “average height/tall” people have gone to him because he’s just that damned talented. Would you call him “less of a man” for taking that risky leap and ending up a success? I’d hope not. Height doesn’t make a man. He was brave, believed in himself, and made his dreams happen. That’s pretty fucking manly to me.
@@QuillBleu82 I was making a joke. I seriously can't tell if you realized that or not before your tirade. Either way, nobody is really heightphobic, that would mean they're scared of shorter ppl. Almost no one is scared of short ppl. I made a joke, but the sad truth is that a lot of attractive women feel this way. They aren't scared of guys under 6ft, they just generally don't find them sexy. And bitches say stuff like this just to rub it in, bc somehow it's funny & you're a joke if they don't find you sexy. It's not really funny, but hot chicks who have the world given to them, sometimes turn out superficial and it's funny to them to immaculate dudes they consider beneath them. At 5'11" I have had to put up with this a little, getting picked less than taller friends. But I can't imagine how much it could suck to be like 5'5". I really feel for them bc I know how much just a little bit of that prejudice sucks. You just gotta try your best. Guys shouldn't have to put up with how the bitches act about it, but for every other decent girl, it's not like we could ask them to stop being attracted to tall guys. It's just nature, and we have to figure out ways to rise above it, which sadly involves a lot of acceptance from a lot of us. Dinklage isn't less of a man to us, but other males are not who shorter guys are trying to convince.
@RaxTs Howdoyoujuststopbeing scaredofsomething?! Even the name "little people" is creepy. I feel like they're coming for me right n.....
I mean... I'm not scared of little ppl. Nobody's scared of little ppl.
6:48, I appreciate the ice rattling noises. Nice attention to detail!
Uh, guys, 'am going left' is wrong.
It obviously stands for 'also sideways' uh, get it right, fake gamers.
Wupwards
Sideways Down Also Sideways
Let me correct you all
Wupwards
Also sideways Down Sideways
Panic! Because I need a username! Wupwards? Heh! Don’t you mean Wow, going up!
Panic! Because I need a username! Lol
Um, no. It stands for Aside. As in, to one side.
Panic! Because I need a username! I LOVE YOUR USERNAME!
3:25
God people like this just make me angry. Szechuan Chicken is one of my favorite dishes to cook and when someone associates a traditional food of any kind with being a product of a company or other thing. Thanks for coming to my Ted Vent
W for "wupwards"
W for wumbo, wumbology...
Wumbiligy, wumbastic
It's first grade!
W for "walk forward?"
Alexander Hamilton I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo
W for "wait for it"
thank you for explaining what gatekeeping means at the start. i was getting ready to rush in blindly because i didnt feel like searching it up; i'd pick up on it as time passed. but you explained it outright in the beginning. thank you. you deserve a like from me.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CRINGE AT GATEKEEPING UNLESS YOU'VE MEMORISED THE DEFINITION
Surprisingly this was my exact situation 👌
*Dear Internet*
Just let people enjoy things.
But what if people enjoy making people not enjoy things?
Sitrex ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But... they enjoy things I don't enjoy... and I hate them.
Polygon said the same thing, and then they went and called the Ugandan Knuckles meme racist.
Logan video don't even in my recommendations list... why i should seek it?
I'm so proud of your Irish accent you're super good at it by the way I'm from Ireland information you didn't necessarily need to know though
"So your like pretending to be a vegan cause it's cool and in?"
Ah yes, because if there's any one group of people in the world that absolutely no one makes fun of even and that is praised constantly online it's definitely vegans.
Hipsters.
Vegan gains hahaha
Last part made me tear up. I didnt know I needed to hear it. But it felt great to hear someone say it. Maybe not specifically for me, but they have good intentions. Love ya, SorrowTV.
Only 20 packs per location??? I work at mcd and there are fuxking boxes and boxes and boxes of the stuff laying around
have you ever saw an employee eat a pack?
They had only 20 per location at that special event before McDonalds brought it back permanently
Ed Moritz The first time they released it for Rick and Morty, the average per store was 20 packs. The second time, they actually gave packets.
Ed Moritz
During that first week, they only had a few. Then they got way more since they saw a profit
Ed Moritz back when it was first brought out it was very limited. Now it’s every where
The worst about gatekeeping are 90s kids, they’re always like, OnLy 90S KiDs will GeT this reFrenCe
"ONLY 90S KIDS REMEMBER" and it's something like a fucking fruit popsicle.
If you are confused to wether or not you are a true fan of a show, take these questions below:
-Have you watched some, or all of the episodes?
-Do you enjoy the show?
If you answered yes to one or more questions, congratulations, you are fan!
Quick reminder, being a fan dosen't mean being here from the begining, it means staying until the end.
zomon 34 *claps* True words have been spoken
Thank you for such wise words
zomon 34 "Reee go away everyone is a true hardcore fan stop being exclusionary and stop gatekeeping you elitist snob waaaah!"
That's my impression of the people on that sub, how'd i do?
And if you're called Marmarius
Was hoping you were gonna turn that into a ceiling fan pun
Anxiety in a nutshell:
*"can I...d a m n i t"*
Daisy Xx Oof
That hurt
Daisy Xx oof
i relate to this comment
Only real music fans would know the outro music.
Any man without a hat would know it
Golden God i actually like that comment.
We'll leave the real bad comments behind.
Emerson Biggons oof
lmao, i only know the song because of San Andreas
9:12 As an Irish guy Who is currently in Ireland
I can safely say that this man is so wrong that it actually hurts me inside
I have *never* seen anyone in an irish pub drink anything other than guinness
*AND* nearly every single pub I’ve been to has an irish flag somewhere!
I think what this guy has seen in America is just Irish people using their nationality as a gimmick
a girl once told me and my friend that we're not allowed to talk about war if we're not going into the army.
*we were talking about Halo.*
idk, if you ever find yourself on a server full of Asian kids, it might actually count. That shit is brutal.
rAdHominem true
should have pointed out that she’s not enlisted.
Linklgas she APPARENTLY is. she's one of /those/ JROTC I think...
Probs its PTSD that prompted her response.
>tofu is strictly for vegans
Ah yes, the proud vegan nation of Japan
Marissa Kohn To be fair, Okinawans follow an almost-vegetarian diet. That’s why they have a lot of centenarians.
TheTimoprimo that is not the reason why they lots of centenarians. It is a factor, but there are many of others.
Japan is the first fish consumer in the world.
(Sorry for my English)
As a British 90's kid, you have deeply upset and offended me. I hereby rescind my invitation to tea and scones, unless a formal apology is submitted first to myself, and then to Her Majesty.
Well, i apologise my fellow britain 90's kid, may i have some crumpets, scones and tea?
Geez, you make me feel bad for all the tea that America dumped in the sea back in the day.
A little late to the party but as another fellow British 90's kid I would like to join in for some tea too.
REALLY late reply, but I just started drinking tea (used to only drink coffee), and would also like to join. Sorry about the whole Revolution thing.
“Height starts with ‘5’ not a real man”
5’10” Chuck Norris appears
😅😅😅
*gets thrown into the sun*