White Lines feat. Stavros Halkias (5/18/20) | Chapo Trap House | Episode 420 FULL
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Fan-favorite Stavvy Baby returns to answer pressing advice questions from (other people’s) mail bags. We then look at Nebraska senator Ben Sasse’s dismal commencement speech to divine the future of the Republican party.
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The Trumpified Independence Day video Will & Matt reference in this:
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Stav and Adam are always much funnier when they come on chapo
they don't have nick tormenting them
@jemimallah When they get a good riff going on Cum Town they can be hilarious. Nick is a prick though. He's funny when he wants to be, but the quarantine episodes have highlighted how much of a whiny pessimistic bitch he is and I had to stop listening to it...
@@Dylanquinn666 lol that’s so gay dude...and not in the good way
This episode is an all timer
It is only made more perfect by the fact that it is No. 420.
Stav getting upset over the misuse of a food processor.
A year later and Stav's rant is still hilarious.
Boris thank you for your service
Never thought I'd live to see the day when a politician would try to start WW3 with China while telling lame "I swear I'm cool kids" jokes. Yeah, definitely a simulation.
George Costanza-ing your way out of the the family zoom call is just face planting into a second weekly FaceTime call with your own family 😂
Fuck, this was a hysterically funny episode.
You can give Stav dirt and he makes gold out of it
Lost my shit at "Get a fuckin' ouija board your dad might be interested."
Def worthy of the sacred number, funniest episode to date.
This is the best episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me that I have ever heard.
Hell yeah dude
i nearly got in a fucking wreck during the first act because i was laughing so hard. genuinely fantastic banter with the boys on this one.
Stav is fire on other shows
the tiger king bits have aged impressively badly
That guy's laugh sounds like those monsters from that episode of Rick and Morty.
I had so much fun with the first half, that commencement speech just sucked all of it away.... Jesus
this episode will go down in legend
Stav was on fire in this
Stavvy Baby in the mf house? Go Awf!
I am not a Tankie whatsoever but if a red dawn situation had happened I sure as hell would have joined the Soviets.
Right on comrade.
alexanderbretta what do you think the right books are? Asking for a friend.
alexanderbretta I do have plenty of books, not to brag or anything.
You figure it out yet comrade?
Ben Sasse should do standup comedy at the Bada Bing.
This is the most Chapo specific comment I have seen in awhile
Happy 420 everyone
I wish they had put the Stavros segment before the Ben Sasse segment. I wanted it to end on a happy note..not a depressing one.
Top five Chapo episode
Do they really think anybody watched a virtual commencement? Especially for high school? I would've skipped mine if I could have because who wants to sit and listen to some old dude ramble about nonsense for a few hours.
Stavros fucking rules what the hell.
this episode is fucking amazing
Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard at chapo in I don't know how long.
Fucking Quibi!
Go off Stav
YeeeaAAH 420 baybee
People who leave their toenail clippings around are a good argument for the death penalty.
Episode 420? I don't want to be that on the nose but of course I'm going to roll one up for this....
This was a great ep
truly, a masterclass on advice
It always comes back to Boris.
yeah, good way to get a deviant septum!
Ben Sasse has the precise cadence & verbal tics of a college basketball coach who's about to get fired
PUFF...PUFF...CHAPO 💚
faaaaaava beans?
Hell yeah dude
The last non-nostalgia musical style I can recall was dub-step. Yep, American culture really is dead.
Dubstep is English, but Americans popularized the version that is commonly thought of as dubstep now
All art is derivative dummy
oh shit what does Matt know about Baba Yaga? I scare the shit out of my toddler with that story to get her to go to bed every night
Best episode in a loooonngg while lolololol
Vergils sounding a little different in this ep
umm, so I have a feeling boris is the name of a conglomerate of about 6 to 9 men
BABY POWDER
What would an AOC vs Don Jr. Presidential run look like?
amusing
Hilarious. Imagine the shit which Don Don would think is a good idea to do in pursuit of office. His dad has charisma. That's an undeniable fact. Don Don is a ridiculous bantam rooster who has none.
Don Jnr has strong Gob Bluth energy
Stavvy!!! XD
Ermergersh! Episode 420! That's the weed number!
lol Tosh did a spoof commencement speech like 10 years ago I think. It was actually funny
That Ben's Ass address to graduates was pull-down-the-temple AWFUL.
Sasse is the Past of the Republican Party not its Future
Interesting
a cupcake and a candy bar
Hell yeah dude
why the fuck does that business have a fucking shower??? like WHAT
DJ Smokey on the intro?
yup
@@stanthonysfire6387 S.O.P.S
My name is Trevor and this is accurate. I'm somewhat gay
Podcast
Ben Sasse posted cringe
haha the weed number, updooted
kill me
me first.
"Just shards of his feet in his mouth "
1:06:33
President Xi, please
Sasse was the influence of Andy Bernard
32:00 - 32:30 is literally just describing your own podcast though
'gret'
Wow, I guess I found my limit on discussions about semen and it was the debate on separate spice grinders.
I am going to find the part where they FUCKING STOP TALKING ABOUT JIZZ and leave a time stamp - unless I just stop watching the video entirely...
Okay it's 19:20
THANK YOU. would have stopped listening if not for your invaluable comment.
okay. listened for 5 more minutes... of pooping in the shower... and now i'm done.
i wish bernie was still in the game, because these guys -- without a political goal -- are just a bunch of wankers.
Lol the jizz part is the best part tho
Lame
Bro first Matt starts unironically advocating for herd immunity, now you're saying people passed 50 should just do drugs because it won't matter?
Wait what? Why does Matt advocate for that now?
what are you talking about, matt said herd immunity is what this hell hole of a country is going to do. hes not advocating shit
God Chapo fans are the worst
you're gay. i'm gay
>>(You)
49:40 is when the advice stories end
thanks
what's the chapo obsession with soy these days? I don't get the weird beef with spoonies either. Like I understand that they're both really silly concepts that took off, but i also just don't get the humor other than, if you'll forgive my usage of the term, virtue signalling
The right managed to come up with the hands down stupidist way to describe how many men these days - swaddled by capital not soy - are weakling losers. Their diagnosis is insane and stupid, but the nature of the insult isn't entirely baseless.
Also all the Chapo boys are at least part soy if anyone is soy so the the usage is 100% ironic.
It's just a good insult they stole from the now extinct alt right
At 1:04:30 the groans are reaching critical mass.
Yeah, feeling gloomy while thousands of people are dying due to a pandemic is totally privileged and unreasonable.
Feeling consistently gloomy to the point where you hate talking to your partner's family (and yet still want them to talk to your friends) and moan about 'performing cheerfulness' is lame af
@@jaspershepherdsmith9047 I'm not implying that the guy was in the right, just saying that it's weird to be mad at people for feeling horrible these days. Sorry if it's hard for you to understand the difference.
@@unnamedmuffin I don't think they're mad at him for feeling bad. They're mad at him for being such a big baby about a family call with his partner. I don't know how you can't tell the difference?
@@jaspershepherdsmith9047 Nah, pretty sure their comments were that only people who work in essential fields have the right to feel gloomy, which is a pretty moronic sentiment in my view.
They've had some trashy guests lately
yeah it rocks
they've always been trashy, that's kind of their thing.
Hahahaha hell yeah, dude.
So painfully unfunny
Shut up
Ben Sasse? Is that you?
Sasse? Yes. Stavvy? Hell yeah dude.
Hell yeah dude