guys, i didn’t want to get out of bed today. It’s the first holiday without my grandmother, who raised me. Holidays aren’t gonna be the same going forward. Thank you guys so much for bringing some laughter and joy to me today.. I finally forced myself out of bed to start the day, and looked at my phone, and you guys had literally just uploaded. It was exactly what i needed. Thanks so much. Love you boys!
Take care man. Try to find some joy in the holidays even if it isn't the same. Always remember the memories and enjoy the new ones you can make this year.
Stfu bro nobody asked!! 😂😂😂 (in life when a person who you held so dear and close to your heart is no longer there is true suffering, you are a strong person for trudging through the muck of disparity especially in this first holiday season without your grandmother. Remember to use your support system and reach out to those you trust when you need a shoulder to lean on, no man is and island)
This pod is so underrated, these guys deserve a million subs tbh 😂 I hope they never stop, obviously the characters is my fav segment 😂😂🥺 I wish they’d do an hour long pod of just characters
Opening to the episode: “Happy Thanksgiving guys!” Emily 2 seconds later after failing to fight the urge to have some kind of negative impact that we all hate to see every episode: “I despise Thanksgiving”
You know how theres the binder blast? I feel like at 24:35 liam liamblasts emily and i bet if shed had more runway she wouldve actually gone somewhere interesting in trying to recall a time where thats happened
I find the best way to listen to this pod is to open two tab then skip thirty seconds ahead on one tab and play both videos at the same time. Thank me later.
Intentionally awkward Liam for most of the episode vs Liam in the last 6 and a half minutes of the episode Cullagh with the huge gear shift, and thanks for the Blandino reviews
I always laugh out loud when they high five after burning Emily. I'm thankful I found you guys from your skit about liking an old ig post. Hilarious skits and pods, love you two and the whole Fridays crew
i cant find those pit vipers online anywhere, and to be honest ive never seen wills and liams head side by side, confirmed will giant easter island head
you don’t even know what it tastes like lmao maybe don’t risk losing your job by convincing your boss to order a supply of podcast beer that you’ve never tasted. just some life advice for you
@@mikejones2405 wouldn't lose my job. He's not an idiot and would get some to try first. We got voodoo ranger which isn't that popular. And we just got the yeuingling chocolate draft so he's not unfamiliar with trying new stuff. I live in Kansas so 90 percent of drinks are light beer and gin and tonic
@@mikejones2405 don't know what cut throat bars you worked in where you'd get fired over something trivial like trying something out but I'm a cook and if he fired me he would need to hire 2 more people to replace me since I cook the daily specials and regular orders. In a town of 3k people it's hard to find people who want to cook let alone are reliable enough to do so
10:35 Will saying it backwards wrong and then saying it’s one of the things he’s best at was awesome
I was looking for this comment ahahahahah
liam: says something genuinely nice
will: “are you dying?”
Congrats on Friday Beers! Loving the pods
Yoooo.... I didn't know the magic puzzle guy likes this junk.
@@danielwhite5997fr
Yoo cant believe my fav magic man follows the pod!!! Been loving ur stuff for years
Is Emily incapable of joy or is she incapable of letting others experience it
why not both
She's just not so expressive, please be considerate, she's mostly jewish
yes
Dingus alert (I’m talking to you buster)
Cringe comment
yoooo, if it tastes like shit I'll still rep it, parasocial relationships for life
Thats why my uncle has zero qualities of a republican but still votes Trump
You guys should get meatcanyon to animate that greg blandino character
Aged poorly
@@turtlelizard1531 why?
@@drakoinx oh boy oh boy
@@drakoinxstill wondering why
@@turtlelizard1531I’m still wondering why?
"you orobably argue with us the least out of anyone in your entire life"
"thats not true"
emily dunked on cullagh so hard!!!
(because she argued with him)
@@ianh850epic explanation
BRING THE BUZZER BACK.
Yes but instead of a buzzer they make it a gun and they take Turns pointing at each other.
Emily holds such intense hatred in her heart I hope she’s doing ok
Angus has his phasers set to kill
A nice the princess and the pea reference👌 Who doesn’t like a dope Hans Christian Andersen reference! Nice job guys!
You sound pretentious lol
Maybe :)) I'm danish so it was just cool to hear them reference something written by a dude from my country. Have a nice day :) @@kitten-whisperer
Them cutting to Emily over and over during the exorcism had me dying😂😂😂
guys, i didn’t want to get out of bed today. It’s the first holiday without my grandmother, who raised me. Holidays aren’t gonna be the same going forward.
Thank you guys so much for bringing some laughter and joy to me today..
I finally forced myself out of bed to start the day, and looked at my phone, and you guys had literally just uploaded. It was exactly what i needed. Thanks so much. Love you boys!
Take care man. Try to find some joy in the holidays even if it isn't the same. Always remember the memories and enjoy the new ones you can make this year.
Stfu bro nobody asked!! 😂😂😂 (in life when a person who you held so dear and close to your heart is no longer there is true suffering, you are a strong person for trudging through the muck of disparity especially in this first holiday season without your grandmother. Remember to use your support system and reach out to those you trust when you need a shoulder to lean on, no man is and island)
❤
@@Serialflasher69 thanks for the kind words man.
@@Connersdabomb i appreciate it man. having my daughter around definitely helps give me a lot to look forward to.
Well I’m thankful for having something to listen to while my parents fight in the other room.
I honestly NEED another Blandino's review. 😂🤣💯
Dude it’s literally such good writing to 10/10
Hardest listen ever! Thanks again!
Hell yeah, this makes Thanksgiving with my family JUST bearable enough to not end it all. ❤
Anges is definitely huge on the Thanksgiving pickled duck feet, no way u could wrestle those little stompers from his grubby little claws!
Watching will’s hair dry was the best part of this sad ep
i don’t think you guys realize how low the bar is for podcasts these days. you guys always do great
I think this podcast is just a really long set up for the best joke ever but we just haven’t gotten there yet
Will is playing fringe guy this episode lmao
I'm pretty new here but within 5 weeks this has become my favorite podcast
the blandino reviews have to keep going. crying again listening to will read it
This pod is so underrated, these guys deserve a million subs tbh 😂 I hope they never stop, obviously the characters is my fav segment 😂😂🥺 I wish they’d do an hour long pod of just characters
damn this is a real person with the brain of a bot that’s crazy.
@@mikejones2405 explain?
Perfect thing to take my mind off of being alone for Thanksgiving this year 😊
I love Will’s tiny Pit Vipers
Where has this podcast been all my life!?!? I like the 3 of you already
When angus said his favorite beer was coors lite I felt that.
Never before have I said this, and never again shall I say this, but proud to be a Worcester born-and-raised Boston resident 🥰
58:45 best clip from this entire podcast. Sad but true.
Liam’s advice is always on point
does Quip make short toothbrushes? i need to start practicing making shivs for when/if i go to prison. thanx
Will's story at 13:00 is exactly what my great-grandpa said about Reggie Bush while watching the UT vs USC Rose Bowl in 2006.
emily is so real for hating thanksgiving food im with u queen
Omg i need some of that beer, i will do anything!! I'll even pay money!
The Friendsgiving bit killed me the whole time
14:20
14:53 wills little cringe smile after all that awkwardness fuckin ended me 😭
yeah so i tried the beer and… wow. my life is coming to a close but how splendid is the light!
If DEFCON 5’s listener base gets leaked I’ll probably lose my job
@14:47 how did you literally make the glasses not look cool anymore? that transition was insane
The Asperger’s spiked on this one, loved it!!
Right!
its literally called the princess and the pea will
lets gooo friday beerss
Keep it exclusive to Boston and Worcestor that’s one of the most elite traits a beer can have
Love the long drawn out bits
The Greg Blandino review was wonderful
Opening to the episode: “Happy Thanksgiving guys!”
Emily 2 seconds later after failing to fight the urge to have some kind of negative impact that we all hate to see every episode: “I despise Thanksgiving”
thankful no one ever asked me to put a tampon in them 🤞🏾 happy thanksgiving
i’m on shrooms and can’t fathom this
How you doin buddy
Emily was actually an ELECTRIC guest on Defcon Five
That princess and the pea reference was fucking awesome
You know how theres the binder blast? I feel like at 24:35 liam liamblasts emily and i bet if shed had more runway she wouldve actually gone somewhere interesting in trying to recall a time where thats happened
“It scares me that I can’t see your eyebrows” lmao
I find the best way to listen to this pod is to open two tab then skip thirty seconds ahead on one tab and play both videos at the same time. Thank me later.
thank you for saving my life
You know Emily really reminds me of Dee from always sunny
Wangus looks like he has a face filter on when he wears those glasses
Emily 100% looks like the lead character in “Thanksgiving “ the movie
FRIDAY BEERS ON FRIDAY BABY
The princess and the pea-sized object
Intentionally awkward Liam for most of the episode vs Liam in the last 6 and a half minutes of the episode
Cullagh with the huge gear shift, and thanks for the Blandino reviews
Will looks the like the pc principle from south park 😂
somebody’s probably addicted to whippets because of what emily said that one episode
I love me a light lager
another painful one boys nice
Lads back yourselves!! Slapper beer
Blandino’s sounds like something out of a meatcanyon video
Across The Universe was a great musical
I don't even like beer but my ass will be purchasing as soon as it hits Colorado
if they’re starting in boston ill be fucking 50 before they get it over to oregon. looking forward to trying the beer with my grandkids!
"She knows. She doesn't care. Opioids are better than family."
Bring back red button
Can't wait for Will's new rockstar persona to drop one of the hottest new demo's to air on the pod 🤘
Bring back the advice segment
Will is the second coming of kyle mooney
The princess and the pea
I got the pea reference
I always laugh out loud when they high five after burning Emily. I'm thankful I found you guys from your skit about liking an old ig post. Hilarious skits and pods, love you two and the whole Fridays crew
58:10 this has to be a TikTok clip. That’s money
The fact the my bring Tim Dillon is awesome. The bit is whether or not she’s coming back from the bathroom.
😂😂😂 this one’s awesome 🦃
bone cancer character was too reminiscent of the guy who's too excited to get drinks with his work friends.
DUDE we sell the Friday beers at the bar I work at in Quincy I thought it was just a coincidence gaga
i cant find those pit vipers online anywhere, and to be honest ive never seen wills and liams head side by side, confirmed will giant easter island head
Liam on his thankful shit
Emily is extremely funny and the perfect addition to the pod. End the hate on our gorgeous warrior queen
No she has Asperger’s and is the most negative part of the pod. Extremely unfunny and cringe
what is the defcon 5 podcast?
We need this in Kansas. I work at a bar, I'll try to talk my boss into getting it if you supply
you don’t even know what it tastes like lmao maybe don’t risk losing your job by convincing your boss to order a supply of podcast beer that you’ve never tasted. just some life advice for you
@@mikejones2405 wouldn't lose my job. He's not an idiot and would get some to try first. We got voodoo ranger which isn't that popular. And we just got the yeuingling chocolate draft so he's not unfamiliar with trying new stuff. I live in Kansas so 90 percent of drinks are light beer and gin and tonic
@@mikejones2405 don't know what cut throat bars you worked in where you'd get fired over something trivial like trying something out but I'm a cook and if he fired me he would need to hire 2 more people to replace me since I cook the daily specials and regular orders. In a town of 3k people it's hard to find people who want to cook let alone are reliable enough to do so
Princess and the pea sorta had like the opposite storyline to what will was trying to say there. Could've been a good reference.
5 out of 5 stars, I would eat again, I’m def and I’m 5.
Sooo little kid of Emily to only eat chicken fingies and mac and cheese, but the double major makes me respect it?! 🤬🤯
Can these two just make a movie
Did Will get the toddler pit vipers?
Kung Fu Panda 2 made me cry in the theater, I was 11. If you know you know.
don’t skimp us out on characters! we know your getting famous. but do not forget about what got you guys here
I need Blandino every fucking week
Beer in Iowa now please
If y’all send me a case I’ll send you a picture of me drinking some on the side of a mountain
We want that beer in Canada let's go get the fuck on it