in all seriousness, his accent work is really good. hope he goes into it more in the future, because his acting, even as ironic and over the top as it is, is amazing already
The Cambrian period, 541 million years ago, an explosion of new and interesting life began to emerge. When you think of prehistoric life on earth, you usually think of T. rex, eating a stegosaurus. Well that’s just wrong, because the two Dino’s lived 94 million years apart. Anyways, no. The earth was so vastly different from that, it would be completely unrecognizable to what we see today. Grass and trees didn’t even exist yet. Although life on land was still developing, with the only sign of life being fungus and mushrooms, life in the ocean was so vast and interesting it still perplexes scientists today. Jawless fish with backbones began to emerge, which would eventually evolve into every other vertebrate that has ever existed. That’s how long ago the Cambrian explosion was. It’s also probably important to note that the reason it is called an explosion was because within the fossil record, the Cambrian came out of nowhere. For billions of years the earth didn’t really show any signs of life at all, but then suddenly, in only a couple hundred million years, ecosystems began to form for the first time, and different species started to take shape. For starters, one of the key factors of the development of life was the development of hard parts due to the increase of calcium in the water. Hard parts like shells, exoskeletons, and spines. Creatures who had these traits are thought to be the predators to creatures without, forcing them to keep up so their species wouldn’t die out by evolving better traits of their own, leading to new species and more diversity. Species like arthropods, annelids, echinoderms, mollusks, and chordates. The group that we belong to. Along with other vertebrates. I’m now going to describe some of the species of chordates that existed back then. Pikaia, found I the Burgess Shale in Canada. It was described in 9111 by paleontologist Charles Doolittle Walcott. His name is pretty famous in paleontology for how many Cambrian species he discovered. Pikaia lived 530 million years ago (or mya for short) very close to the start of the Cambrian. It is described as one of the most primitive vertebrates. Ancestral to us, sharks, RATS, frogs, giraffes and everything in between. However, that was not always who they were thought to be. When they were discovered, they were originally thought to be a polychaete worm. They seemed to have the segmentation of that of a worm. Years later though, in 1979, a guy suggested those segments we blocks of muscle attached to a notochord, a cartilaginous skeletal rod, a trait that only CHORDATES have. But the technology to confirm this hadn’t existed yet. So the argument began: FISH or WORM. Scientists on the worm side of the debate said that the fish suggestion was “unqualified” and “forceful” hippie mumbo jumbo. Thus, a worm it was thought to be, until a 2012 analysis using electron prycoscipy said, “eat it, nerd.” They found the smoking gun. Myomeres all over Pikaia’s body. Which are bundles of fibers that only chordates have. Boom! Chordate. These fibers were found by a team led by Simon Conway Morris. Whose name is equally, if not more famous than Walcott. Another major species to take note of were the Trilobites. Often considered the dominant group of their time, due to the enormous numbers of fossils found of them. Trilobites were not giant beasts or massive predators like sharks, but little guys who just vibe an mase. Like beetles, or ants. These guys were a group of arthropods which at first glance don’t really look like anything different from modern arthropods. However, trilobites had a much different dorsal exoskeleton than arthropods like isopods. Their backs, were separated into three sections. The middle, and two flat sections on the sides. Which worked really well for them, based on how long they lived. 300 million years of trilobite. That rocks. What’s amazing is that they really had no evolutionary changes for that whole time. They were the perfect form. They even fossilize really well. Like, 25,000. Guess what that means. Not how many fossils they think exist, not how many they have found, but how many species of trilobite paleontologists have found. 25,000 species. They ranged in size from less than an inch, to 28 inches long. They inhabited every marine ecosystem at the time. From before, to long after the Cambrian period. Next up, opabinia. These fellas, were FREAKS. Everything about their face made them unusual. An outcast in the family tree for over 100 years m. Five mushroom shaped eyes. Which isn’t seen on any other animal. They also had a clawed proboscis. Proboscis’ in vertebrates are a protrusion in the face. Like a big nose. On invertebrates however, it is a defense mechanism that shoots out of the mouth and can inject venom. Opabinia’s proboscis looked like an elephant trunk. They’re proboscis, like elephants, was not a mouth. It was used as a hand to grab things like worms and put them into the mouth, which was on the underside of their body. Facing backwards. Again, what freaks. So who are their brethren? Well as early as last year, in 2022, a new opabinia fossil was found in Utah, named Utaurora. They had the same five eyed configuration and the same clawed proboscis, but it more of a hairy appearance. And that was it. At least opabinia isn’t alone in the abyss that is the study of taxonomy. And last but certainly not least, and my personal favorite species of all time, Hellucigenia. The most bizarre and confusing animals ever found. So much so, it was named after its hallucination like appearance. It was discovered in the Burgess Shale, by Charles Doolittle Walcott, and upon discovery, scientists didn’t know what they were even looking at. A worm with twelve spikes on one side and twelve tentacles in the other. They thought it was just some undiscovered species of worm. In 9177, Simon Conway Morris wanted to take a gander at Hallucegenia. He thought the spikes were on the bottom that it used as stilts and the tentacles were on top, with mouths on the ends of each of them. I can give him the benefit of the doubt that the Cambrian had some wild creatures, but I think Simon was getting a little too wild in the lab. Regardless, that stuck as the official description for 14 whole years. In 1991, new fossils were found of Hallucigenia, leading to the conformation that the tentacles were legs, with claws at the end of each of them, and the stilts were spikes coming out of the back. Again, years later, in 2015, more studies were done with an electron microscope, leading to the discovery of little eye sockets, and a mouth with a ring of teeth in it. They also found extra pairs of appendages that were closer to its head that were probably tentacles. I hope you enjoyed my essay on the Cambrian, and actually read it all. The Cambrian is by far the most complex and interesting ages of life in earth, and I hope in time scientists will discover more, and even whackier species from the first period of life on earth in the fossil record.
I am ashamed in myself. I used to be this man’s biggest fan and then for no reason, I stopped watching him. Im sorry Jack but I have returned and I will watch you again. Love your vids
The editing in these skits is WAY too funny dude
I CANT WAIT EITHER BROO FRRR YESSS
What editing?
@@piip4 His editing must be so good that u didn't notice it 😩
@@piip4 so many people think it's editing and don't realize it's all real
What editing?
The splash at the end killed me, I was laughing for a solid 20 seconds.
same I wasnt ready xD
I was laughing for about 3, but still it was hillarious tho 😂
Same
Same
SAAAME that took me so off guard!!
Jack has so much potential, can’t wait till he becomes the next Spielberg one day!
I sure do hope he won’t accept a billion dollar deal from marvel and disney and become a sell-out.
@@hilfighter9746 he is making a movie sooooo you know thats gonna be good
same
i still want acid bubbles 3
@officialIIC E A S E R S A L A D
it's criminally unfair how stunning jack looks playing women
exactly
LOL
IKR HAHA
the perfect shade of lipstick for him honestly, i dont know who picked it out
Dressed as a woman, he looks better than most women.
If this ain’t a message from the universe to fear my incoming date, idk what is😭
lol well good luck
Just don’t talk about bitcoin and also don’t let her order carrot soup with mushrooms
Tell her that her hair looks terrible
Works every time🫡
you got this my bro
Y’all I’m a girl going on a date with a guy but thanks for the luck anyways 😭
It’s a great day when Jack uploads
True!
Real
based
Fr
hi jeremy
i don’t need friends i need more of these videos
LOL
I love how Jack always manages to come up with such relatable content
Relatable 💀
Funnier than any modern SNL skit
I can't believe no one is talking about how good Jack looks in a dress.
bro cringe
🤨
Maybe because that would be well, well beyond creepy to say.
Fr tho
@@ZionswasdYes because complimenting someone in a dress is creepy
That last part killed me. It's just so perfectly reandom.
What does heaven look like
@@Exlipse222 Alr so the first step to figure that one out is easy, just die. Second step is begging for forgiveness from your sins
@@Exlipse222why?
@@Thatslikefortoddles3789 damn I don’t remember writing this at all
in all seriousness, his accent work is really good. hope he goes into it more in the future, because his acting, even as ironic and over the top as it is, is amazing already
Jack literally splashed soup onto himself just for us
JACK IS LITERALLY GOING TO BE THE BEST FILMMAKER EVER ONG.
he's making a movie now lol
I want a relationship like theirs 😩😫
The Cambrian period, 541 million years ago, an explosion of new and interesting life began to emerge. When you think of prehistoric life on earth, you usually think of T. rex, eating a stegosaurus. Well that’s just wrong, because the two Dino’s lived 94 million years apart. Anyways, no. The earth was so vastly different from that, it would be completely unrecognizable to what we see today. Grass and trees didn’t even exist yet. Although life on land was still developing, with the only sign of life being fungus and mushrooms, life in the ocean was so vast and interesting it still perplexes scientists today. Jawless fish with backbones began to emerge, which would eventually evolve into every other vertebrate that has ever existed. That’s how long ago the Cambrian explosion was. It’s also probably important to note that the reason it is called an explosion was because within the fossil record, the Cambrian came out of nowhere. For billions of years the earth didn’t really show any signs of life at all, but then suddenly, in only a couple hundred million years, ecosystems began to form for the first time, and different species started to take shape. For starters, one of the key factors of the development of life was the development of hard parts due to the increase of calcium in the water. Hard parts like shells, exoskeletons, and spines. Creatures who had these traits are thought to be the predators to creatures without, forcing them to keep up so their species wouldn’t die out by evolving better traits of their own, leading to new species and more diversity. Species like arthropods, annelids, echinoderms, mollusks, and chordates. The group that we belong to. Along with other vertebrates. I’m now going to describe some of the species of chordates that existed back then. Pikaia, found I the Burgess Shale in Canada. It was described in 9111 by paleontologist Charles Doolittle Walcott. His name is pretty famous in paleontology for how many Cambrian species he discovered. Pikaia lived 530 million years ago (or mya for short) very close to the start of the Cambrian. It is described as one of the most primitive vertebrates. Ancestral to us, sharks, RATS, frogs, giraffes and everything in between. However, that was not always who they were thought to be. When they were discovered, they were originally thought to be a polychaete worm. They seemed to have the segmentation of that of a worm. Years later though, in 1979, a guy suggested those segments we blocks of muscle attached to a notochord, a cartilaginous skeletal rod, a trait that only CHORDATES have. But the technology to confirm this hadn’t existed yet. So the argument began: FISH or WORM. Scientists on the worm side of the debate said that the fish suggestion was “unqualified” and “forceful” hippie mumbo jumbo. Thus, a worm it was thought to be, until a 2012 analysis using electron prycoscipy said, “eat it, nerd.” They found the smoking gun. Myomeres all over Pikaia’s body. Which are bundles of fibers that only chordates have. Boom! Chordate. These fibers were found by a team led by Simon Conway Morris. Whose name is equally, if not more famous than Walcott. Another major species to take note of were the Trilobites. Often considered the dominant group of their time, due to the enormous numbers of fossils found of them. Trilobites were not giant beasts or massive predators like sharks, but little guys who just vibe an mase. Like beetles, or ants. These guys were a group of arthropods which at first glance don’t really look like anything different from modern arthropods. However, trilobites had a much different dorsal exoskeleton than arthropods like isopods. Their backs, were separated into three sections. The middle, and two flat sections on the sides. Which worked really well for them, based on how long they lived. 300 million years of trilobite. That rocks. What’s amazing is that they really had no evolutionary changes for that whole time. They were the perfect form. They even fossilize really well. Like, 25,000. Guess what that means. Not how many fossils they think exist, not how many they have found, but how many species of trilobite paleontologists have found. 25,000 species. They ranged in size from less than an inch, to 28 inches long. They inhabited every marine ecosystem at the time. From before, to long after the Cambrian period. Next up, opabinia. These fellas, were FREAKS. Everything about their face made them unusual. An outcast in the family tree for over 100 years m. Five mushroom shaped eyes. Which isn’t seen on any other animal. They also had a clawed proboscis. Proboscis’ in vertebrates are a protrusion in the face. Like a big nose. On invertebrates however, it is a defense mechanism that shoots out of the mouth and can inject venom. Opabinia’s proboscis looked like an elephant trunk. They’re proboscis, like elephants, was not a mouth. It was used as a hand to grab things like worms and put them into the mouth, which was on the underside of their body. Facing backwards. Again, what freaks. So who are their brethren? Well as early as last year, in 2022, a new opabinia fossil was found in Utah, named Utaurora. They had the same five eyed configuration and the same clawed proboscis, but it more of a hairy appearance. And that was it. At least opabinia isn’t alone in the abyss that is the study of taxonomy. And last but certainly not least, and my personal favorite species of all time, Hellucigenia. The most bizarre and confusing animals ever found. So much so, it was named after its hallucination like appearance. It was discovered in the Burgess Shale, by Charles Doolittle Walcott, and upon discovery, scientists didn’t know what they were even looking at. A worm with twelve spikes on one side and twelve tentacles in the other. They thought it was just some undiscovered species of worm. In 9177, Simon Conway Morris wanted to take a gander at Hallucegenia. He thought the spikes were on the bottom that it used as stilts and the tentacles were on top, with mouths on the ends of each of them. I can give him the benefit of the doubt that the Cambrian had some wild creatures, but I think Simon was getting a little too wild in the lab. Regardless, that stuck as the official description for 14 whole years. In 1991, new fossils were found of Hallucigenia, leading to the conformation that the tentacles were legs, with claws at the end of each of them, and the stilts were spikes coming out of the back. Again, years later, in 2015, more studies were done with an electron microscope, leading to the discovery of little eye sockets, and a mouth with a ring of teeth in it. They also found extra pairs of appendages that were closer to its head that were probably tentacles. I hope you enjoyed my essay on the Cambrian, and actually read it all. The Cambrian is by far the most complex and interesting ages of life in earth, and I hope in time scientists will discover more, and even whackier species from the first period of life on earth in the fossil record.
Cool
@@Russellsauceyapping
Jack as a girl is making me feel a certain way 😳
right around pride month too 😌
Making me feel normal.
Bi👊
i love the fact that theres an unnecessarily large amount of soup being thrown directly at him
That ending was brilliant
the splash at the end caught me off guard so much 💀
i love how chaotic he is
as someone who has never went on a date before.
I wouldn't know if this is indeed what happens.
Always excited to see a new Jack pop video
NOT THE HAIR IN THE SOUP!! 😭😭💀
love these skits! Keep it up!
Chadwick looks like 2008 Edward Cullen😂😂
I literally was not expecting the end 😭
“when I look into your beady eyes“
Stop my mom thinks I'm dying 😭😭
I know you’re making a movie but I miss your skiiiiits
"That was bars" *throws soup*
This guy is the peak of comedy and nobody can deny it
I felt this on a different level
Chadwick is prime date material
0:40 my mum telling me useless information at the dinner table:
Jack's funny dialog is underappreciated. The "sometimes I try to lift my head up" line was very clever!
What happened to trapped in 2016? I WANT MORE
0:48 HELP I SPAT OUT MY WATER LMAO
literally anytime i feel like i’m about to fall apart i go to your channel it’s kinda funny bc i’ll be crying and laughing and i kinda love it lolll
*Woah Jack, Weekly videos? That's a lot of effort you're putting on your channel. Deserve a subscribe Definitely 😁*
This ain't weekly💀
or monthly💀
I felt like I was going to die seeing the hair in the soup.
0:25 the hair pat made me die laughing
I've only seen 2 of your skits and im already subscribing this is so funny I laughed so hard I almost choked on my spit-
Keep up the good work!
The ending just pulled everything together 😂
Bro these 2014 looking skits are so nice
Not just the editing, the acting also -- it's on point ⭐
“When I look at you, I feel like I’m drowning in a chocolate river…
but in a good way☺️”
THE KING HAS ONCE AGAIN BLESSED US WITH A VIDEO
this is literally the best thing i’ve watched it made my day so much better 😭
always loving these skits!
Jack’s rocking the late 90’s boy band haircut for this one
Haha! This is a masterpiece! Great job! Also i cant wait to see how Paul and Lawrence turns out!
That date is better than my love life
In Jack we trust🙏🙏🙏
THE PART AT THE END KILLED ME
As always jack is looking stunning in a dress 😂
0:33 i love the flash back to betrayed lol
After 20 years, another video. But we can only give you respect:)
I leave everything when jack uploads 😭
jack its been 4 months are you okay
jack.. where hath you gone?!
hes making a movie for us don’t worry :)
Bro just got hit with a wave of soup
Miss these 😢😢
I always have my hair in my food and than get mad when i find hair in my food 💀
GENETICS ✨️🥰
That jump scared me at the end 😂
0:55 When your splashing your hair around in the shower.
The curtain.
Are we not gonna talk about that dress? Dude is absolutely stunning.
I cant wait to see this kid walk the red carpet
Jack wake up from your slumber we need more content
i love when jack plays
all the characters 💀
I was really angry a minute ago and for 56 seconds I forgot what I was angry at
We miss you man :(
Wow the acting is on point
I didn't expect this but this is freaking hilarious 😂
@d3@d_!ns!d3 same, poor guy💀
I highly believe that the swinging and throwing the soup thing is quite most logical and posible
This is the most stereotypical white person moment I've ever seen and yet it's still so true.
What makes it better is how pale jack looks playing the girl.
This is just a regular day at a olive garden
Is no one going to talk about how this is based on a true story
*adds soup to list of foods not to order on a date*
WHAT HAPPENED TO JACK POP
idk
death
hes back now
In the end, did you notice he legitimately got soup poured on him
das crazy🤯
It’s been 2 years and I’m still waiting for acid bubbles 3 😭
so, uh. any update?
Jack pop always posts whenever I need it. He must read minds…..
The goat
The end is always so satisfying-
Bro I wanna donate to u so bad but I’m literally so broke ngl
Now that's chemistry 🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪 in deep
I loved it 😂
This is better than any billion dollar company film
I am ashamed in myself. I used to be this man’s biggest fan and then for no reason, I stopped watching him. Im sorry Jack but I have returned and I will watch you again. Love your vids
Rip acid bubbles
POST NEW VID PLZ!
He's making a movie. Be patient.
@ZyNye2011 it's been 4 months ofc he would get worried
this man. this man is going places.
It’s been 4 months daddy, we really really miss you
He just violated the British people💀I am.😂
COME BACK JACK
I belive hes working on a Halloween Specials or a "Movie
" hes talking about in the comments.
I like to think of Jack Pop as the new Smosh
first
good job :)
Great job!
gg
nu uh
Absolutely amazing!
The hair flip killed me
Jack pop just getting showered in soup at the end is just the funniest thing I’ve seen today
*Can't wait to see Jack's first movie*