Election Workers File Second Lawsuit Against Rudy Giuliani After $148 Million Win
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- Опубліковано 18 гру 2023
- Seth does his monologue for Tuesday, December 19 before sizzling through a list of topics and firing sick burns at deserving subjects like advent calendars and caroling.
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Election Workers File Second Lawsuit Against Rudy Giuliani After $148 Million Win - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Trump kicked off Colorado ballot!
Yay!!
49 states to go!!!
If only the Supreme Court will uphold it offer refuse the case....
I had hope but realistically if it goes to SCOTUS it will likely be overturned.
OR, not offer
Mayor Eric Adams’ New York tourism ad: “Come to New York, where a plane might crash into a building!” 🤦🏻♂️
He’s obviously tired of tourists lol
I thought their slogan was “Come to New York. You might not get killed!”
This is absolutely your best "You're Burnt" ever!! So great.
Came to say the same thing. The malls bit was epic!
I can't WAIT to hear corrections after Seth's "cocina" pronunciation. 😂
Why do I feel like he's going to try to pass that on to someone else, and tell us that they taught him that pronunciation?
If he only knew what he said. 😂
@@lisaglassberg9541:
I am pretty sure he knows by now. 🎶 🦖 🐾
¡Ay, cochino! 🤣🤣🤣
Can't believe, after all the outrage, he didn't go near it in Corrections. Second time he's avoided a Spanish language correction...
My mouth literally fell open at the Adam’s clip…WTF…”New York is the place where you wake up every day. Where you can experience plans running into one of our towers.” Like…how could his brain be that broken. That wouldn’t have made it in Veep.
It took a minute, but that Mitch McConnell buffering joke was hilarious!🤣
you got stuck at 6% also ? ( lol)
He makes me buffer.
Seth calling that book “mi Cochina” 😂
I died.
Me too 😂
"What if Potpourri could get you f-ed up" is a perfect description of mulled wine.
Mulled alcohol is definitely an acquired taste.
You know Cocina will be on the corrections of the week LMAO 👍
Indeed
Cringing still!! To be fair, Seth learned French so he’s not aware…..
Latino jackals rise up!
@@meepneeksnot Latina, pero presente!
@AlisVolatPropiis you don't get a pass when you've been in NYC that long. He didn't pop out of the NH woods yesterday
"I just realized I'm still wearing the hat" was the hardest I've laughed all day
I never knew how badly I needed to see Seth dressed like a 90’s mall skank / rave kid.
Scene kid for life!
Whilst still trying to remove the pretzel from his teeth
The thumbnail of Seth wearing the hat and oven mittens makes him look like he was cosplaying the Queen or something.
Trump did something similar to Rudy. After the jury awarded E. Jean Carroll $5 million, Trump went to a "town hall" and defamed her again.
Some people *never* learn!!! Those are the ones who should end up in jail.
I assumed that was where Rudy got the idea.
And that’s why he has to go back to ANOTHER court 🤦♀️🤯. Go E. Jean!
@@bwenluck9812Foot in Mouth disease tends to be a consequence of privileged idiots where consequences were never an issue before.
@@bwenluck9812 white affluent people going to jail? not in america.
My dad used to be a new car salesman and Wood regularly. Deliver cars with big red bows on them for birthdays, valentines days, anniversaries, and yes, on Christmas Eve.
CORRECTION: It's not illegal to remove a tag from your mattress, it's illegal for the store to do it before selling.
That one felt like jackal bait. But I'm slightly impressed you made it through that fantastic "Ya Burnt" without getting distracted enough to forget that bit.
It’s true, but a lot of people don’t get it. I think that might have been the joke. 🤷🏻♀️
Literally, I mean literally, I just told this to my father last weekend.
I also "Literally" just died.
Whaaaaat?? You mean I’ve been laboring under delusion for all this time?
Buuut the joke is that if Biden were to intentionally commit a crime, it would be something unthinkably bland and tame - and if said action is not even a crime at all, like the tag ripping, then it fits the joke even better.
#JackalOnJackalInDefenseOfSeth
“You give a Kia with a gift receipt.” Made me throw my phone. 😅
Seth: "... book, 'Mi Cochina' ...."
Every Spanish speaker: HE SAID WHAT NOW?!
Si! Me morí de risa!!!
Se notó rápido.
Pobresito
Thank you! I just wrote the same thing! Wtf, Seth!?
@@juan-carlosvelez5529ya que estamos en esto, "pobrechito"
Best Elf on the Shelf joke in history
"Noel" painted on hand grenades. I remember that scene from Die Hard. Classic movie.
My favorite Christmas movie.
Oh Seth, you are going to have so much fun tomorrow
the book: Mi Cocina
Seth: MI COCHINA
😂😂😂
The man is in his 80s
He can eat ALL THE ICE CREAM HE WANTS 😂
That's about all he's capable of doing, he can't even find his way off a stage after attempting to read a teleprompter
I love watching how happy Biden is with his ice cream!
@@jaydean5243 That was a clip doctorend by Fox. I have seen the whole video. Biden was going to one of the visitors and introduced him to his company.
It seems to be working!
Yikes. I hope that chef corrected Seth's pronunciation of "cocina". He pronounced it like an Italian word and, in the process, turned "kitchen" into "pig" or "filthy person". 🤣🤣🤣
He also said PAD Thai when it's really more like "pod" Thai
I heard that too and hopedbI wasn't alone in that sentiment. LoL...thank you 😅
Hmm?
I ran to the comments after I spit my drink laughing for the same thing. 😆
I know, I cracked up so badly! 🤣🤣🤣
Mitch McConnell buffering 😂😂😂😂 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the giggles Seth!!!
That was brutal 🔥😂
@@nerfherder4284 Totally!!! Still LMFAO it's hysterical 🤣😂😭
imagine the old modem sounds too😂
@@CyberBeep_kenshi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he pronounced "cocina" as "cochina" will be on corrections this week.
I don't know.... I once entered a correction when he said to Salma Hayek (to her face!) "You Spanish people...". Salma's Mexican! It never entered the corrections 🤦🏻♀️
Usually it's rare for me to even chuckle at Ya Burnt, but damn, I was cracking up at the whole damn thing. Best one in a long time.
9:58 200 hours is 8.3 days, more than a single week. Santa must be using some magic to exploit the elves at a whole new level
Mulled Wine - I don’t like it when wine has too much time to think!
That's "mulling wine". Mulled wine is wine that has been the object of an experiment
Assuming Seth was attempting Spanish, the title of the book, Mi Cocina, is pronounced me co-see-na. Seth's pronunciation (me co-chi-na) means my dirty woman.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who misses malls. It's depressing to see them so empty...
The mall where I live is still quite the thriving place, surprisingly
Even the ones that are doing okay are just a bunch of clothing stores and junk stores that sell lotions and candles now. No book stores, no music stores, no video arcade, no bowling alley, and you're lucky if there's a movie theater or a food court.
That parrot impersonation is definitely an animal flub😂
Already planning out what corrections will look like!
I predict a parrot prop 😂
We need more Animal Flubs!
"Mission Accomplished"😂
@4:16 Seth incorrectly translating the book to “My Nasty Girl” 😂
re: the goose - seth's acting is getting better.
shoutout to wardrobe for the HAT
Trump kicked off Colorado ballot?!
Christmas is still 6 days away!! 😂😂
Krampus Night is the 5th, Yule/Winter Solstice the 21st (the Sun starts to get bigger). 😄😄😄😄
Don't start celebrating early, the case is heading to the GOP stacked US Supreme Court, who will most likely vote to overturn
Even if overturned, it’s a Dem State. I want to see some Red States say "enough". Prove there’s still shame in them.🗳️💙💙✊🏽
@@therealhiesenberg2731 probably, but it’s still funny to see trump squirm for a bit.
@@stanbyme7874 as someone who lives in a conservative part of CO, even if Trump didn't stand a chance of winning CO in the general election, I would take great joy in my friends being unable to vote for him. It might even help the spell start to break.
The pretzels also came from an Advent calendar 😞
Imagine using "We get hit by terrorist attacks" as a selling point for why people should visit your city.
"We've got subways, we've got skyscrapers, we've got hijacked airplanes being flown into said skyscrapers... truly a wonderful city and you should drop by."
I’m convinced at this point that all politicians are clinically insane.
That's like using earthquakes or tsunamis to promote Japan tourism 😳
It's crowded, crazy and expensive; it's dangerous it smells bad and there are ugly people preparing to call you knucklehead. There are dead birds and bridges to jump off and crimbinals riding around on the subway. It's noisy, it's angry, it's in a hurry but it's *alive*. New York New York - yeah!
Cue the jackals correcting Seth's pronunciation of cocina.
You should make an "All Burnt" episode
I love that you kept on the hat and sunglasses.
I thoroughly enjoyed the McConnell joke Seth 🤣🎉👍🏾
I wish Seth would chill on the Biden age jokes. Major turn off!
@@OtayBuckwheat Agree 💯!
@@Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus
My girlfriend said if he keeps this crap up he's lost two viewers.
The elf on the shelf joke was perhaps the most savage joke Seth has gone for in a while. High approval lol
I raise my Orange Julius smoothie in honor of your defense of the mall.
Very stupid of Giuliani to double down again in a big losing streak. He talks like Trump but he is not Trump in terms of money and grifting ability. “Party of personal responsibility” Republicans just can’t seem to admit it when they’re wrong.
In terms of😂
No one ever accused him of being smart
Party of law and order ?
Can't accuse Giuliani for being smart. He hitched his wagon to the Trump bus and under the wheels he went.
Rudy Colludy doubling down on slanderous comments in which he can be held liable to be sued yet again in civil court, I mean, he's just following his Orange God's lead like when PAB45 slandered his SA victim yet again in front of reporters' cameras.
Personal Responsibility for Conservatives is like Prohibition for Conservatives: Something the damned peasants ought to do...
Not "mi cochina" 😂😂
That's a whooooole different meaning to that book title. 😂
This ya burnt was genuinely one of the funniest things Seth had done in a while. Keep this humor up my guy
Mayor Eric Adams;
“Come to New York. You might not get killed!”
Merry Everything, Everyone! 💛✨
thanks, nora
Same to you, Nora!
Had to rewind a few times to really get a kick out of how Seth pronounced a Spanish word using Italian pronunciation; talking about Rick Martinez's book "Mi Cocina". No one on staff speaks Spanish...come on guys. Love you Seth. I wish I could have told you how to pronounce correctly. Need to watch the Rick Martinez segment to see if he corrects him. I can only imagine Rick getting goosebumps when Seth announced his book.
Also funny enough I just bought his cook book legitimately just today. Excited to learn from it.
That caught my attention too. 😂 I was like did he say cochina instead of cocina?
LOL I’m saying!! I had to rewind it back making sure I heard that right 😂😂
Chacales! Presentes!
Seth pronounced Mi Cocina in Italian instead of Spanish (in Italian, the "ci" is pronounced like "ch" while in Spanish it is pronounced as "see"). Nobody's going to see this or care but I thought it was mildly interesting 😆
Yes. It's spelled "cucina" in Italian.
Oh, I noticed.
Lots of us noticed!
But he never apologized to Salma Hayek for calling her "Spanish", so my hopes aren't up...
Saying Figgy pudding 4 or 5 tines, then saying fa la la la uck yourself without stumbling is top tier funny man 😂
I was impressed that he didn’t stumble on that!
McConnel buffering…LMAO
“How many days ago did we get these pretzels?” 😂😂
The rules in The Game of Life: After 60 You Can Eat All the Goddam Ice Cream You Want, it's what keeps you from killing yourself...or others 😂
Wauw, that mean that as a 71 year old I can eat a lot of ice-cream.
I so want to be a jackal sometimes and find funny faults… But I literally just said to my cat as I was getting ready for bed… This is my favorite time of night to watch Seth Meyers😊
Don't praise him. It'll go to his head
Better than Carson, and Ellen! Just kidding you're the best Seth and crew.
I wish Seth would chill on the Biden age jokes. Major turn off!
I too look forward to getting into bed and watching Seth on my phone while my cat sleeps, it's so cozy
That Eric Adams interview is painful
This show has the best writers
I thought you meant to keep wearing the hat and shades. I was cracking up the whole time! Make your own algorithms yall!
I'm just excited that Rudy and Trump are getting the business on consecutive days.
Can only imagine the jokes Seth will have on the next Closer look about Trump getting kicked off the Colorado ballot 😂😂😂
Edit: 430+ likes?!?! Holy Sh** it's nice to see so many people agree with me, thanks guys! 👍👍👍
I mean its cute but will the actual supreme court let it happen?
I appreciate how all the jackals are salivating in advance for the next show.
I thought that case was already decided and he won't be?
I'm so looking forward to that
@@azeziktomi7119If they don't, then Dems can commit insurrection and they can still get nominated. What's stopping a complete collapse if they don't uphold CO's ruling?
Also, if Trump gets in and becomes a dictator that they created legal protection for, then why would he need them at all going forward? It'd be a sacrifice of all of their own power. And that's something Republican elites could never do.
I think everyone would love a surprise inspection on a ya burnt segment. These jokes are so rapid fire I bet there's 3x as much fodder than the monolog
We just know that Seths pronunciation of sommelier will be in corrections, lol
"Cochina" is gonna be bigger
Jimmy Kimmel should borrow Seth’s writers for his vicious Elf on the Shelf jokes.
Don't forget the priests!
Ya Burnt coming in hot this year!
Did that mayor really say that? Good grief
I really like here longer multi-segment videos. Please keep doing these!!
Seth was on fire with that list tonight.. Hear that Seth? Ya Burnt!! (Only a hundred comments on here so far so I'm prob only the 50th person to say it)
Colorado kicks Trump off the ballot.
Trump YA BURNT
Not so fast match boy. On to the SC on appeal. CO SC was only 4-3 with all 7 Justices appointed by Democratic Governors. Then 6 of them reelected. The one dissent I read seemed to reach for a point that's not there... The lack of a conviction for insurrection. That's not part of the language in Section 3.
Now, imagine going to a court where it's a 6-3 conservative majority. Don't see them doing the right thing.
His face really does look like burnt umber crayons 🖍️ or burnt chicken tikka masala 🍗😂😂😂😂
@@ianthesoccerrefquote the language of section 3
Did he say Mi Cochina instead of Mi Cocina?! That means my filthy pig. Good job Seth… ya burnt!! 😂😂😂
One of the best Ya Burn't period.
I worked at a YMCA for 6 years and he ain't lying on that imagery.
This season you have more in common with post Desmond Tutu Craig Ferguson than you do with your previous self in prior seasons. Damn you are having almost too much fun. Keep it up.
That Elves bit was fantastic. The Elves definitely got burnt, but the priests got smoked! 🤣😵🥵 Seth was on fire during this whole segment. 💥👌🔥
I always get excited when Seth starts talking about frogs!
Trump just got kicked off Colorado ballot. Lol
This will go down in history as the Only President that was SO BAD that he got banned from a state Ballot LOL
🤪🤪🤪
I would like to defend the mulled wine.😂
Hell yeah! And I've got the Christmas goose's back. That's some tasty bird.
Okay, go ahead.
@@DennisMoore664 Well, the back's the only part that's not burnt, so...
@@muskyoxes Well, for one thing, you can use really cheap wine. The sort your neighbours might give you. (Yes, I am British, and yes, many of us spend up to a week at Christmas in an alcoholic daze.)
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 Yes, but it's so much better if you use a fruity red wine. I first tried it in Germany and blew me away. So once I had some friends over at Christmas, one was a Chilean who had lived in Germany many years, and her son, who was born there. I didn't get the right kind of wine, and we sat there trying to doctor it with sugar and fruit and sugar and more fruit forever. It was quite the chemistry experience on Christmas night! 😅
The mall thing was phenomenal 😂. Love it when the tree frogs get into the news 🔥
6:50 Last year I got a advent calendar, loaded with pints of beer. I see no problem if they have, what you want.
Colorado 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Hell yeah, take all his money.
Infant daughter side burn bit had me reeling 😂 😆 😂
Hats off to the writers of perhaps one of the top you burnt evers 😅
4:15 seth, you said "mi cochina" which would be great for an italian guest, but he's mexican, so basically you said "My pig (female)"
Did no one coach seth on how to pronounce cocina the mexican way (co-see-na) and not the italian way (co-chi-na)?
one of the best ya burnts ever
I LOVE Ya Burnt!!! 🔥
This one was _incredible!!_
Sorry, Seth." Mi Cocina" is pronounced Me Coseeena. You just intoduced your PIG!
😂
Fun fact: the Barenaked Ladies’ Christmas album does in fact have a song about elves unionizing
It’s one of my favourites
Car bows...12 years selling cars and I only ever sold ONE that was for a Christmas gift...but it did go down just like those commercials lol
Seth legit looks like Wildn with Marcus with that bucket hat 😅😂
The parrot: Don't forget the crack! LOL
The parrot was fine. Don't stress, Seth.
Doing a GREAT job, Seth 😇🙏
My hardest laugh this week was "ya burnt." Thank you!
"Hey boss, you got $140 so I can pay off this debt?" "$140? It's millions!" "Ah geeze, boss. Hey, you got $150 million I can borrow?"
“You know I’ve never had that kind of money, Rudy!”
He’s being sued for nonpayment too!
Scotus better get rid of trump for good!!
Same SCOTUS that overturned Roe Vs Wade? Unfortunately unlikely.
That is true, they're very partisan but if they don't take the case it will be chaos within the state courts. And if they do take the case and don't boot him, there is a good possibility trump will limit their power which they also don't want. But then again they kiss ass so we shall see i guess.@@thomasgormly6941
You mean the people who lied to get their jobs? Yeah I'm sure they will vote with integrity
@@thomasgormly6941 same SCOTUS that was literally put there by trump
And then get rid of scotus
The clapping after elves unionizing was iconic
Well, I’ve already got my tickets and I’m so excited to see the two of you… now, I do want to point out that just a month ago or so, your gals Tina and Amy started their show in Vegas at 5pm and they were out by 7! You’d almost think they hit the buffet and then crashed…
So, you’re clearly at a disadvantage because your show is starting 2 hours AFTER those two were done. Btw, that was an excellent show. My favorite part was when your writer Lutz did his little dance… you crushed it Lutz, absolutely crushed it. 😂
Mi "Cochina", in Spanish, means My dirty "something". In Spanish it is pronounced "KO-SEE-NA" 👍
That gringo said “my dirty one “
That ish was funny 😂
Colorado! Colorado! Colorado! Yeah!!
Maybe the joke was too easy, but New York is, and I'm not a mathmagician... TWO words. 😂
Tough to top YA BRINED! featuring the Meyers family.😊