January 6th Rioters Called Pelosi’s Office Looking for Their Lost Items After Storming the Capitol

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  • Опубліковано 25 чер 2024
  • It’s been colder than usual in Los Angeles, Moderna is saying that a combination COVID-Flu shot could be available by next winter, the U.S. has the second-lowest vaccination rate in the world, Americans can now order free COVID tests from the USPS, Omicron is wreaking havoc on the Winter Olympics, MyPillow man Mike Lindell is having trouble in the money department and is starting a new business venture, and since rioters from the January 6th insurrection have been calling Nancy Pelosi’s office to ask about items they left behind, Jimmy thought it would be a good idea to to talk to the director of the lost and found at the Capitol.
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  • @joggingscissors632
    @joggingscissors632 2 роки тому +32

    Rioters calling the capitol to retrieve lost items-
    I ask you, has there ever been a more quintessential example of the conservative sense of entitlement, ever?

  • @Babette1986
    @Babette1986 2 роки тому +763

    We need that news anchor. Give him a raise, the key to the city, Nobel prize, everything. Finally a no bs person saying what needed to be said

    • @pietekoo5559
      @pietekoo5559 2 роки тому +1

      About the first segment - people should get accustomed to Tesla.

    • @MrWeeman8888
      @MrWeeman8888 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂❤️

    • @cr2065
      @cr2065 2 роки тому +13

      I love him

    • @papabear3488
      @papabear3488 2 роки тому +50

      This is how u have to explain sht to all anti vaxers and Trumpanzees 😆

    • @RestInValhalla
      @RestInValhalla 2 роки тому +19

      @@papabear3488 "Trumpanzees"😂🤣👏

  • @raystanczak4277
    @raystanczak4277 2 роки тому +205

    I think Mr. Schwebel speaks for most of us. I also think he was being a bit too kind.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +630

    Leonardo Schwebel has the same energy as the "I'm mad as hell and I can't take it anymore!" guy, and I'm here for it. What a legend!

  • @ejpoole31
    @ejpoole31 2 роки тому +354

    “Stop putting the brakes on the entire world” is my favorite sentence in the last 2 years.

    • @sunnyboknow
      @sunnyboknow 2 роки тому +16

      Ikr. That stuck out to me too.

    • @kirstbielle
      @kirstbielle 2 роки тому +20

      The actual translation of what he said is a lot more epic

    • @sarawilliams3190
      @sarawilliams3190 2 роки тому +12

      @@kirstbielle what did he say, really? This man is my hero of the day!

    • @ninaschust3694
      @ninaschust3694 2 роки тому +3

      💯%

    • @77derra
      @77derra 2 роки тому +25

      @@sarawilliams3190 yeah, thats not what he said. He basicly was saying: “ stop f..ing up the entire world”

  • @jpkjnn6733
    @jpkjnn6733 2 роки тому +58

    That news anchor should get an award for being awesome as hell.

  • @Praetor_Fenix420
    @Praetor_Fenix420 2 роки тому +365

    Leonardo Schwebel, you are a hero to all journalists and lovers of the truth!

  • @bl3788
    @bl3788 2 роки тому +198

    I love that newscaster who flipped out. If I was able to be on TV I would’ve done that many of times a long time ago.

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 2 роки тому

      Then you would be a moron because the vaccine doesn't stop transmission of the disease.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 роки тому

      @@ricktd6891 no, you would, because it does.

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 2 роки тому

      @@sillygoose635 Go do some research. The vaccine doesn't stop transmission. Everything Kimmel tells you is all lies. Russian collusion, the pee tape, CO2 caused catastrophic global warming. All lies.

  • @Vertigotheatre1
    @Vertigotheatre1 2 роки тому +89

    It's so insane that you are only just get free postal tests. We have had them for a year here in the UK, and we can order up to 7 a day and they arrive in a couple of days. America really is backwards as hell.

    • @marie-ruiz
      @marie-ruiz 2 роки тому +10

      We can't even buy them in the store in America. Everywhere is sold out. I went to the local pharmacy and they literally had a sign that read "out of home tests..don't even ask...maybe next Thursday." Usually you would be able to purchase 2 at home tests for $25USD...not anymore.

    • @Vertigotheatre1
      @Vertigotheatre1 2 роки тому +5

      @@marie-ruiz madness.

    • @brandonlehmann8899
      @brandonlehmann8899 2 роки тому +1

      @@marie-ruiz i seriously hope that you did not go to a pharmacy, possibly covid infected just to get a test. you could've infected so many others

    • @marie-ruiz
      @marie-ruiz 2 роки тому +5

      @@brandonlehmann8899 No I was not possibly infected. I just wanted to get my hands on some to have in case they were needed. I have 4 children that are school aged and their schools do not mandate masks at this time. (I live in a very heavily red state.) I like to have them just in case. However, can't get them anywhere. The point of buying them in the store is to have them when you need them so people aren't going to the store or pharmacy sick in the first place.

    • @trishverdadan3756
      @trishverdadan3756 2 роки тому +1

      So you don' t have to prioritze your kids?

  • @christianjunghanel6724
    @christianjunghanel6724 2 роки тому +263

    Give that Mr. Schwebel a medal ! Finally someone said what most of us are thinking ! Bravo 🤗👏👏👏👍

    • @ivo4357
      @ivo4357 2 роки тому +6

      Exactly! Like probably most of us, my emotions towards these antivaxxers went from frustration to anger to pure hate at the moment. It was clear Schwebel boiled over, and this will happen more and more, I'm definitely not far from that boiling point. If these gutless governments all over the world won't start mandating the vaccine, and enforce the mandate with long prison sentences and enormous fines, these idiots will keep hitting the break and waste more years of the lives of sensible people. Stay safe!

    • @justtester_9962
      @justtester_9962 2 роки тому

      @@ivo4357 I would love to see hospitals vet people before admiring them for vax status. If you chose not be vaxed for wacky reasons then go home and good luck. 😶✌

    • @ivo4357
      @ivo4357 2 роки тому

      @@justtester_9962 Of course, deny them treatment. But on the other hand, the sick antivaxxers keep mingling amongst us, making us sick, and giving Covid the chance to keep evolving (eventually into a variant that will be resistant to the vaccines, so we will start dying in large numbers because of them). I don't think giving them the freedom to refuse the vaccine is the answer, I really don't care if they all drop dead right now, but it will cost many decent people to die too.

    • @justtester_9962
      @justtester_9962 2 роки тому

      @@ivo4357 I'm going to make an anti-vaxer spray bottle solution so we can all spray anybody in the face without a mask on. lol

    • @ivo4357
      @ivo4357 2 роки тому

      @@justtester_9962 😁🙈🙈👍make it a permanent marker that smells terrible. Stay safe!

  • @frankcarter7146
    @frankcarter7146 2 роки тому +300

    LOVE the Mexican newscaster. We need him on the Senate floor IMMEDIATELY.

    • @jimmybobthorn5345
      @jimmybobthorn5345 2 роки тому +25

      Imagine him getting into McConnell's face. Mitch would still likely stand there like a statue, but at least there would be entertainment.

    • @axeltank06
      @axeltank06 2 роки тому +20

      @@jimmybobthorn5345 I dunno...the turtle might either hide his head in his shell and/ or scurry away back to his burrow. Still, that would be entertaining I totally agree with you.

    • @janandnaomi2000
      @janandnaomi2000 2 роки тому +9

      @@axeltank06 Only his chin would remain, kind of like a foreskin.....

    • @rzwitdauncut
      @rzwitdauncut 2 роки тому +2

      yes. i agree. we need anarchy. freedom is officially gone. lets have it

    • @3rdandlong
      @3rdandlong 2 роки тому

      No! Better yet. Have him replace or primary Joey.

  • @maxe5533
    @maxe5533 2 роки тому +116

    "Freedom doesn't give you the right to screw others." i'm gonna use that

    • @caidenshafer6951
      @caidenshafer6951 2 роки тому +2

      Except most people get screwed over one way or another every day lol

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 2 роки тому +4

      @@caidenshafer6951 _"Except most people get screwed over one way or another every day lol"_
      If you keep saying stupid things like that you're kind of asking for it, don't you think. Anyway, if you see a blue truck with a licence plate that says:"Jesus guides me", don't worry, people die every day lol

    • @bozbozman1575
      @bozbozman1575 2 роки тому +2

      But being a billionaire gives one the right to lie and f us over? you are a sheep I am the wolf. Stay afraid. It's all you know

  • @briankleinschmidt3664
    @briankleinschmidt3664 2 роки тому +58

    I met a fellow who was upset that Ivermectin had gone up to $90. I wanted to tell him the vaccine was free, but I was in his house, and I was scared.

    • @brandonlehmann8899
      @brandonlehmann8899 2 роки тому +2

      so, you met a fellow. in his house? you met a stranger in his house? how did that come about? also, how is the vaccine free?

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 2 роки тому +7

      @@brandonlehmann8899 'How is the vaccine free'??🤔

    • @harbourheightsja2383
      @harbourheightsja2383 2 роки тому +11

      @@brandonlehmann8899 because it's free

    • @ninetyrraven9529
      @ninetyrraven9529 2 роки тому +2

      The vaccine is not free…….it’s being bought with our tax dollars

    • @ninetyrraven9529
      @ninetyrraven9529 2 роки тому +2

      @@harbourheightsja2383 you are a sheep

  • @williamjones7163
    @williamjones7163 2 роки тому +204

    Leave it the Mexican media to tell it like it is.

    • @playfulpanthress
      @playfulpanthress 2 роки тому +15

      Right?!? Our media could learn so much!!

    • @AlexDogwalker1234
      @AlexDogwalker1234 2 роки тому +4

      Since when? You have no idea how the Mexican media is. I don't even know what this channel is. The Mexican mainstream mass media works for whoever owns it, just like yours.

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 2 роки тому

      @@AlexDogwalker1234 nope

    • @AlexDogwalker1234
      @AlexDogwalker1234 2 роки тому

      @@jerrywoods4066 yup. i win.

  • @melissaverduin3693
    @melissaverduin3693 2 роки тому +151

    I love the guy from Mexico! Man he gave me a much needed laugh! Thank you for that❣

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 2 роки тому +5

      Leonardo Schwebel's his name

    • @maximilianoalexander9924
      @maximilianoalexander9924 2 роки тому +2

      De nada wey, un saludo desde mexico

    • @briangraham5156
      @briangraham5156 2 роки тому +2

      @@tarielkaroldan4106: Leonardo also sounds like the guy who does colour commentary for Mexico football (soccer, for U.S. readers) matches.

  • @sophiophile
    @sophiophile 2 роки тому +122

    That guy screaming in another language gets a A fuckin plus from me.

    • @philwright2480
      @philwright2480 2 роки тому +12

      It's called spanish, jimmy said he was mexican...derp

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea 2 роки тому +4

      I live here most of the year, and everyone and, I do mean, everyone wears a mask. Stores won't let you in, regardless of size. I'm guessing that guy was on from a Mexico City news channel.

    • @sophiophile
      @sophiophile 2 роки тому +1

      @@philwright2480 I'm sorry I'm way to intoxicated to tell.

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 2 роки тому +1

      @@GladysAlicea Guadalajara.

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 2 роки тому +3

      @@GladysAlicea Eons ahead of the U.S.

  • @beng557
    @beng557 2 роки тому +32

    It is always nice when the garbage takes itself out.

  • @darkmankind
    @darkmankind 2 роки тому +100

    Talk about returning to the scene of a crime. These people are Brilliant!

    • @ThePunk01
      @ThePunk01 2 роки тому +18

      @@scottharrison699 You left your Confederate jesus flag and Truck nuts, didn't you?

    • @darkmankind
      @darkmankind 2 роки тому +6

      @@scottharrison699, wait, what? How do they have me?

    • @kellycook3914
      @kellycook3914 2 роки тому +8

      @@scottharrison699 the orange thing lied about a pandemic to the American people when he clearly was informed that it was contagious and a serious disease. Bob Woodward interview is very revealing that the only thing orange cares about is his interests!

    • @darkmankind
      @darkmankind 2 роки тому +5

      @@scottharrison699, you are asking me to point to evidence. I say provide some to change my mind. And please, no youtube links. Give me something I can read for myself. You know the names and dates. And stop with your false consensus bias. There is no way you know what most are fed up with in the country, maybe your house, but not the country.

    • @darkmankind
      @darkmankind 2 роки тому +1

      @@kellycook3914, that was a good book!

  • @oneworld2233
    @oneworld2233 2 роки тому +16

    Leonardo Schwebel is a legend! 😂😂😂

  • @dw999
    @dw999 2 роки тому +39

    The actor who plays Lindell is great.

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 2 роки тому +2

      Totally.

    • @runningdpm
      @runningdpm 2 роки тому +1

      I don't think that was an actor

    • @AUTOPSY666
      @AUTOPSY666 2 роки тому

      I think he does Geoffrey the TOYS 'R' US giraffe, too.

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 роки тому

      I thought at first it was actually him.

  • @ALtheGreat23
    @ALtheGreat23 2 роки тому +64

    I speak Spanish, the subtitles are true! That man *SPAZZED OUT!*

    • @kirstbielle
      @kirstbielle 2 роки тому +5

      Well as a Latina, Well... Let's just say they are a... Much more US media acceptable translation 🤭

    • @77derra
      @77derra 2 роки тому +1

      That was not the right tranlation subtitles 😬

    • @happyngrateful
      @happyngrateful 2 роки тому +3

      I just loved his message.

  • @staghornthedruid957
    @staghornthedruid957 2 роки тому +47

    the reason they wear okleys is because we wear them in the military so they want to feel cool. We only wear them in the military because we get a huge discount with them. I personally found them uncomfortable and actually preferred the ones they issued me.

    • @darryldouglas6004
      @darryldouglas6004 2 роки тому +3

      I remember when they had “Thermonuclear Protection” stamped on the arm. 🤣

    • @staghornthedruid957
      @staghornthedruid957 2 роки тому +1

      @@darryldouglas6004 omfg, yes. and the Trashcans

  • @hanserikkratholmrasmussen6623
    @hanserikkratholmrasmussen6623 2 роки тому +69

    Sending those tests by mail will sure give DeJoy a hell of a job delaying all the packages.

    • @barbarahecht4617
      @barbarahecht4617 2 роки тому +5

      I was just thinking the same thing. Can't they find some way of getting rid of that guy? I do believe he's ruining the postal system from the inside out.

  • @gambit8021
    @gambit8021 2 роки тому +63

    I don't care what it cost that guy screaming at the no mask anti-vaxxers. We have to get him in the US we need someone that cool!🙏😷

    • @user-yh7fc7wt6v
      @user-yh7fc7wt6v 2 роки тому +1

      Someone in a mask invades the 6ft law can be taken as a legal death threat and treated as such
      Fun fun days
      Yeah even a masked lady entering a 6ft mark can be treated as though she pulled a weapon,, because she did
      Fun fun days
      Fun days

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies 2 роки тому +220

    That man who does the Mike Lindell impression should get an Oscar. He does that so good.

  • @raviamodernepic
    @raviamodernepic 2 роки тому +138

    That Mexico news guy needs to be knighted lol

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 2 роки тому +9

      I'd vote for him!

    • @DonnaLang42rockglobally
      @DonnaLang42rockglobally 2 роки тому +19

      Mexican news guy Leonardo Schwebel is my new hero. ^_^

    • @rhinoman1984
      @rhinoman1984 2 роки тому +16

      He needs to be Bidens Anger translator :-D

    • @maddii34u
      @maddii34u 2 роки тому +7

      @@rhinoman1984 LMAO! Good idea!

    • @njdevilku1340
      @njdevilku1340 2 роки тому +2

      I want a stand alone video of that guy. I tried looking but the few copies don't have subtitles.

  • @katherinea.rodgers8366
    @katherinea.rodgers8366 2 роки тому +23

    I am laughing so hard! Mike pillow is hysterical.

  • @Billymedia
    @Billymedia 2 роки тому +64

    This is a dedicated section in his newscast called "Estoy hasta aquí" that could be sort of translated like "I'm sick of it". He rants about something in the current affairs and flips out until he ends up cursing and yelling (Usually saying what we all think but just few are willing to say). Love it. He has been a worldwide trending topic before.

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 роки тому +1

      So basically the Mexican Andy Rooney.

  • @Dr.Magic.
    @Dr.Magic. 2 роки тому +33

    Absolute straight truth from the man on TV.

    • @raymondhendrikse6571
      @raymondhendrikse6571 2 роки тому

      No it’s not, the vaccine doesn’t prevent anything. Even with six boosters. All it does is making the vaccine companies rich.

    • @robsemail
      @robsemail 2 роки тому +4

      @@raymondhendrikse6571 Vaccines offer a very high level of protection against disease, hospitalization and death. You should educate yourself. Learn about germ theory of disease. All you need is a little basic knowledge of how communicable diseases transmit from one living creature to another, and how antibodies work, to have a much better understanding of what vaccines do and why they are a good thing. Then you won’t be as likely to expose yourself as a dumbass in youtube comments. It’s a win win!

    • @raymondhendrikse6571
      @raymondhendrikse6571 2 роки тому

      @@robsemail Thank you for that insult, what you said about vaccines is totally true, I do not disagree with vaccines, but calling the current covid “vaccines” a vaccine is a bit arrogant as the current shot does not offer any protections that natural immunity (after contracting the virus) is already covering. This is why there are no real benefits with the available boosters. You are good with insults, but you need to read something other than CNN sir.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 роки тому +304

    Can’t blame the anti-maskers totally, because this is the most difficult thing they’ve ever had to face in their lives...covering their mouth.😂

    • @robk.6591
      @robk.6591 2 роки тому +18

      Snap! 😆

    • @fitz_94
      @fitz_94 2 роки тому +11

      i bet you wear a mask alone in your car lmaoo!

    • @vocallocal7824
      @vocallocal7824 2 роки тому +15

      🎉🎊CONGRATULATIONS!!!🎊🎉 You win the Internet! Please accept your prize. 🥇🏆

    • @catslivesmatter1268
      @catslivesmatter1268 2 роки тому +5

      😂😆😂

    • @catslivesmatter1268
      @catslivesmatter1268 2 роки тому +9

      @@fitz_94 as you should be doing unless you have a great cabin filter

  • @b2kzangelalwayz
    @b2kzangelalwayz 2 роки тому +44

    I wish I could say I’m surprised at how absolutely stupid they are, but then again, they posted photos of themselves after committing a crime. Lock em up!

    • @pelosiseyebrows5673
      @pelosiseyebrows5673 2 роки тому

      And….Ray Epps’s And…. Pelosi refusing to contact National Guard…. And BLM and ANTIFA riots (I mean “peaceful protests.”) Only person killed on Jan 6th was a white female veteran shot by a black cop without provocation.

    • @robertcowan7610
      @robertcowan7610 2 роки тому +3

      Their "Proof of Felony Selfies"

    • @b2kzangelalwayz
      @b2kzangelalwayz 2 роки тому +3

      @@pelosiseyebrows5673 I would have paid to see that lowlife take her last breath. 😊😊 enjoy your day!

    • @Cliff2024
      @Cliff2024 2 роки тому +5

      @@b2kzangelalwayz "LET'S GO BABBITT"!! HAHAHA!!

    • @b2kzangelalwayz
      @b2kzangelalwayz 2 роки тому +2

      @@Cliff2024 😂😭😭😭

  • @andrewmoore662
    @andrewmoore662 2 роки тому +21

    When Dominion is finished with Mike Pillow the only bank he'll be dealing with is a food bank.

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 2 роки тому +115

    I once asked a prosecutor, why they'd do that?... He said, they are not here because they're smart... LOL. 9:20

    • @devonlockwood1477
      @devonlockwood1477 2 роки тому +10

      Best comment 👌

    • @e22ddie46
      @e22ddie46 2 роки тому +4

      Apparently a good chunk of people confess to crimes while on the phone at the prison.

    • @S1L3NTG4M3R
      @S1L3NTG4M3R 2 роки тому +2

      @@e22ddie46 yes they do... I have heard them...

  • @warrenreid6109
    @warrenreid6109 2 роки тому +78

    The Mike Lindell impersonator is spot on.

    • @devonlockwood1477
      @devonlockwood1477 2 роки тому +7

      It's really crazy how good he is!

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 2 роки тому +1

      Too bad nobody watches Kimmel anymore. Just like CNN. LMAO!

    • @AUTOPSY666
      @AUTOPSY666 2 роки тому +2

      Tim is here watching Jimmy saying that nobody watches.

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 2 роки тому +1

      @@timdaugherty4014 You are apparently watching him. 🤡

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 2 роки тому

      @@sweett2185 Somebody has to.

  • @tjmctube
    @tjmctube 2 роки тому +148

    Growing up in Minnesota I had that exact same thing happen to my car in a friend's steep driveway. I shut the door and that just shook the car enough to loosen its grip on the ice. Away it went, wheels locked, just slip-sliding away. Luckily, I did not follow suit like that unfortunate gentleman.

    • @chukwudiilozue9171
      @chukwudiilozue9171 2 роки тому +12

      If you need to run, run in some solid snow. Can't slip in that.

    • @lifevest1
      @lifevest1 2 роки тому +5

      And thus is why we as upper Midwesterners always must say "Gee, that driveway must be scary in the winter!"

    • @DarkSoul58
      @DarkSoul58 2 роки тому +6

      Spreading salt on the driveway, would minimize that problem by a lot...

    • @lookronjon
      @lookronjon 2 роки тому +3

      I would just watch that ship wreck then call my insurance co.

    • @Shandalt1
      @Shandalt1 2 роки тому +4

      @@DarkSoul58 Just shovel after it snows, my driveway is free of ice all winter. Source: 30+ years in MN

  • @JennFaeAge
    @JennFaeAge 2 роки тому +47

    I remember hearing about the guy who was so angry people said Jan 6th was a false flag he went on a livestream and announced that he knew it was Trump supporters because he was there.
    Then he was confused about why the FBI turned up at his house...

    • @mxr248
      @mxr248 2 роки тому

      Funny there were about 6 FBI agent’s involved in setting the capital BS and were there dressed up as something else.. funny that’s come to light but not all over the news.

    • @WilliamRing45
      @WilliamRing45 2 роки тому +5

      @@mxr248 Come to "light" how? Your source? Even if true, do you think they had the leadership ability to drive that whole lynch-mob of insurrectionists?

    • @mickeficks
      @mickeficks 2 роки тому

      @@mxr248 You're funny.

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 2 роки тому

      @@mxr248 it was trump's FBI. You are going to expect people to believe that the dems set up a coup d'etat to overturn an election they won. Good rationale.

    • @fredworthmn
      @fredworthmn 2 роки тому +2

      My first clue that January 6th was NOT a false flag operation was that the RepubliQans are NOT supporting the January 6th committee. If it was a false flag, or RepubliQans had nothing to do with it, then supporting the January 6th committee would have been on the TOP of their agenda!

  • @5gibbz
    @5gibbz 2 роки тому +127

    The my pillow guy that Jimmy has is so hilarious and on point. "NO JUNO, NOOOO"

    • @kingjay1628
      @kingjay1628 2 роки тому +3

      Mikey be singing in his sleep 💤 that tears is on his pillow and pain is in his heart cause by his stupidity.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 роки тому +7

      crazier, If Lindell had the endorsement of the biggest loser, he would probably get money sent to him from the wacko magats... SMH

    • @user-yh7fc7wt6v
      @user-yh7fc7wt6v 2 роки тому

      There is no proof that any democrat is a human None
      There are people "just"people in that cult but definitely no humans
      Fun fun fun days
      Yeah
      Fun days

    • @jamesanthony5257
      @jamesanthony5257 2 роки тому +3

      Sadly, the "Q" people are bagging up their cash now to send it to that MyBank address.

    • @kellycook3914
      @kellycook3914 2 роки тому +3

      @@user-yh7fc7wt6v it was Republicans who cut food stamps and meals on wheels for the elderly and tried to eliminate healthcare for MILLIONS of Americans during a global pandemic with no replacement! Democrats fought to keep the ACA and ensured stimulus checks went out when needed!

  • @tjvanderwalt92
    @tjvanderwalt92 2 роки тому +82

    I'm 29 and today is day 3 of being infected with the Omicron varient. Fever, headache, fatigue, runny nose, joint pain and throat starting to get sore. I can't wait for it to F off already!

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 2 роки тому +17

      What sucks is I have joint pain, fatigue and headaches almost daily!

    • @tjvanderwalt92
      @tjvanderwalt92 2 роки тому +10

      @@aliengranpa Oh no!! I'm sorry to hear that!

    • @tjvanderwalt92
      @tjvanderwalt92 2 роки тому +10

      @NANI Yeah some people are just blind

    • @iamwell5654
      @iamwell5654 2 роки тому +22

      I wish you a speedy recovery. Sorry you’re dealing with all that.

    • @FM-kl3iu
      @FM-kl3iu 2 роки тому +20

      Immunized and boosted HOPEFULLY that will keep you out of hospital.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 2 роки тому +40

    The person playing Samantha did a lovely job, hope you use them in further sketches!

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer 2 роки тому +3

      I came here to say the same thing. Wonderful performance.

    • @chelseasmith9113
      @chelseasmith9113 2 роки тому +6

      She’s a comedian who got really well known for her TikTok’s during 2020 and now she writes for Kimmel!

    • @PabloSanchez-qu6ib
      @PabloSanchez-qu6ib 2 роки тому +7

      I hope she sorts her problems with grandma.

    • @juliebrooks2793
      @juliebrooks2793 2 роки тому +5

      I think her name is Blair Erskine. Her videos are hilarious.

    • @billhaulenbeek5156
      @billhaulenbeek5156 2 роки тому +3

      @@chelseasmith9113 do you know her name?

  • @kiwinewz2042
    @kiwinewz2042 2 роки тому +39

    The sense of entitlement of these insurrectionist traitors.

    • @theredsofine8375
      @theredsofine8375 2 роки тому

      Yeah, all those BLM peaceful protesters. 🙄

    • @ricktd6891
      @ricktd6891 2 роки тому

      The traitors are in office and on all the late night shows and most news stations.

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 2 роки тому +28

    I like it when the post the monologue before the actual air time.

  • @wddub9075
    @wddub9075 2 роки тому +18

    Guilllermo I could listen to his laugh all the time

  • @papabear3488
    @papabear3488 2 роки тому +38

    Omg Leonardo...🤣 I've never seen anybody so mad and make so much sense at the same time 🤣😆 keep up the great reporting👍

  • @Kim_Miller
    @Kim_Miller 2 роки тому +286

    Rioters: "Of all the things I lost on Jan 6th, I miss my mind the most." 😀

    • @DeepSubmerge
      @DeepSubmerge 2 роки тому +16

      And also their underwear!

    • @carrollsanders9376
      @carrollsanders9376 2 роки тому +12

      A 🧠 is a Terrorists thing too lose!

    • @ch1il986
      @ch1il986 2 роки тому +4

      Fighting for freedom is wrong, but killing people and burning business for criminals is just fine, I'm definitely not for either side thank goodness because I can clearly see what's what and not a hypocrite.

    • @carrollsanders9376
      @carrollsanders9376 2 роки тому +21

      @@ch1il986 One side is fighting for Liberty, the other for Authoritarian Kingship of an elite Dictator!

    • @ch1il986
      @ch1il986 2 роки тому

      @@carrollsanders9376 no not really because people don't like the orange man does not mean we should believe and let the other side control and manipulate every aspect of our lives, people are just to blind and ignorant to see any of this they have been programmed and dumbed down for a long long time now we are seeing the results, and I do not back either side but I will not lie either and I am not a trumper he's an actor and he played his part all to well.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому +12

    That Telediario guy’s rant is fantastic!

  • @marilynjarvis8228
    @marilynjarvis8228 2 роки тому +17

    4 test kits. 2 tests per kit. Total 8 tests free.

    • @jdmartin2984
      @jdmartin2984 2 роки тому

      Oh ya jab that swab for the cultists and tyranta

    • @user-jo3go8fe3g
      @user-jo3go8fe3g 2 роки тому +5

      From India here, we have unlimited free tests lol

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 роки тому

      Still not enough for a household.

  • @darkquaesar2460
    @darkquaesar2460 2 роки тому +82

    what part of "if we close your account you're put on a bad boy list" did mike lindel NOT understand? They're offering him the choice to close it himself and not risk that.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 роки тому +32

      He doesn’t shut up long enough to understand anything.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 2 роки тому +13

      Kinda weird telling a grown man he would be going on a "bad boy list"... like, how stupid do they think he is? And given his reaction, are they aware that he is even worse?

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 роки тому +12

      but to his audience he's a frigging genius messiah of merchandising, and dedicated servant to their clown king.

    • @darkquaesar2460
      @darkquaesar2460 2 роки тому

      @@Rose-jk8ur You only know what an idiocracy is from watching the movie with the same title. Get off your high horse Rose.

  • @Doug7RM
    @Doug7RM 2 роки тому +4

    The guy that does the pillow guy impersonation is top talent 👍🏼

  • @laskey2175
    @laskey2175 2 роки тому +34

    The fake pillow guy has me laughing so hard my side hurt.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 2 роки тому

      I thought it couldn't get any worse and then: "Ah, well, it's the thought that counts."
      I'll feel that for a couple of days XD

  • @thediddymen1408
    @thediddymen1408 2 роки тому +3

    Leonardo, you are a living legend 👍........ and no truer statement ever said... "Freedom doesn't give you the right to screw others"......

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +53

    Oakley: The Official Brand of the January Insurrection.

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 2 роки тому +1

      They've got to be white though. Matches their watch, belt and shoes.

  • @bwktlcn
    @bwktlcn 2 роки тому +17

    Vaguely worried Mike Lindell will think this is a good idea and open a bank.

  • @wasteland6961
    @wasteland6961 2 роки тому +9

    What's scary is, if Lindell actually did this, so many people would fall for it.

  • @MH-js5eg
    @MH-js5eg 2 роки тому +4

    Leonardo… you are on point!

  • @ipwee
    @ipwee 2 роки тому +35

    The fact that the insurrections called the office they ransacked speaks volumes to that they need to be prosucuted.
    It is clear they don't understand what they did nor are they regretful.

    • @jjames943
      @jjames943 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah… it’s kinda like people looting and burning stores in their own communities then whining about no jobs or places to shop. Am I right?

    • @akaimizu1
      @akaimizu1 2 роки тому +2

      @@jjames943 nice one, but you know the difference between the first example and yours? The first example actually happened and there’s a direct record of the same people calling the office.

    • @jjames943
      @jjames943 2 роки тому

      @@akaimizu1 So you're saying that BLM supporters and ANTIFA didn't riot, loot, and destroy cities for the better part of a year? That they didn't assault innocent people eating dinner simply because they wouldn't support their cause? And they didn't take over several city blocks in Seattle? And they didn't set fire to police stations and courthouses? None of that happened?

  • @Patvk8
    @Patvk8 2 роки тому +73

    Omg, my tummy hurts from laughing so hard for so long...I had to pause midway to catch my breath and post this. Thanks Jimmy, and writers, keep up the great job 👍. I've watched the whole thing now, great job everyone 👏

    • @devonlockwood1477
      @devonlockwood1477 2 роки тому +7

      It actually takes me a few seconds to realize that it's not him! Pretty much every time!

    • @kingjay1628
      @kingjay1628 2 роки тому +13

      Keep putting your foot on these MAGA Dummies neck Jimmy.

    • @jamesbrock4291
      @jamesbrock4291 2 роки тому +2

      @King Jay1 how is the current president fairing so far? How about those democratic/liberal policies?

    • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
      @user-ej2wr5bg2v 2 роки тому +8

      @@jamesbrock4291 considering that he took over during a pandemic were the previous administration was looking for someone to blame rather than actually doing something about it, we're doing ok. A lot of people lost everything and that led to more crime and now both covid and crime are even worse. But compare 2020 to 2021, things are actually looking up.

    • @someguy5438
      @someguy5438 2 роки тому +6

      @@jamesbrock4291 for only a year in, great. He does have to fix 4 years of blatant incompetence, so that takes a minute.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 2 роки тому +63

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙

    • @Censortubes
      @Censortubes 2 роки тому +2

      Literally a bot that only posts this same comment here to drive traffic..

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 2 роки тому +1

      We all know Conan is (was) the best, then Seth and Stephen. Other Jimmy is worse, that's true.

  • @wyowynot
    @wyowynot 2 роки тому +4

    Yea for Leonardo!!!

  • @fallfestivities486
    @fallfestivities486 2 роки тому +3

    My fave news anchor! He needs presidential Medal of Honor.😂😂😂

  • @lenieldelatorre480
    @lenieldelatorre480 2 роки тому +4

    Thank You Mr.Spanish News Anchor
    guy.They oughta be taking that seriously

  • @dividedconquered3784
    @dividedconquered3784 2 роки тому +11

    We already have a MYBANK Branch in New Mexico! He is not welcome here though!😖🌷❤✌💛

  • @tannerplummer1996
    @tannerplummer1996 2 роки тому +11

    9:02 “We’re not clowning around!” 🤣

  • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
    @user-ej2wr5bg2v 2 роки тому +27

    My paranoid schizophrenic uncle and I seen a Mike lindell interview on TV this weekend and my uncle was like "Damn! This guy got it worse than us." Us meaning, him and the voices in his head

    • @saltwatertaffy7020
      @saltwatertaffy7020 2 роки тому

      Well, I have several voices in my head, but each one is wearing a mask!!😷😷😷

  • @intercat4907
    @intercat4907 2 роки тому +8

    "Nancy Pelosi's office called. They found your mind; it was behind the couch the whole time."

  • @no1nestandsalone387
    @no1nestandsalone387 2 роки тому +49

    I hope their phones are tracked. They truly are so stupid but I’m not surprised!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 роки тому +28

    Hopefully she told them everything was fine and to please come get whatever they had lost....and as soon as she hung up her next call was to the FBI...

    • @egggamer1800
      @egggamer1800 2 роки тому +5

      Literally 😂😂😂

    • @hunglikeahorse---fly
      @hunglikeahorse---fly 2 роки тому +10

      We knew they were morons considering they were so easily led by the orange 💩 stain... but to call the scene of the crime asking for their possessions... absolutely moronic!!!

    • @MrMac6375
      @MrMac6375 2 роки тому +2

      And she probably knows some at the FBI, like those who were infiltrating the rioters that day!

    • @trufflesrheaven
      @trufflesrheaven 2 роки тому +3

      @@MrMac6375 You're delusional. Go collect your check from DT.

  • @BRAVEONPRECIOUS
    @BRAVEONPRECIOUS 2 роки тому +5

    😂😂😂😂😂we need to make the hilarious Mexican news anchor go Viral😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikeyf7039
    @mikeyf7039 2 роки тому +4

    Kimmel’s Lindell is too good. I can see the authentic concern of a man drowning in chaos on his face.. I’m laughing before he even speaks! “Oh, jimmy-boy!”

  • @gradycollins3601
    @gradycollins3601 2 роки тому +18

    The only thing they should be looking out for is their own minds.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 роки тому +3

      'Cause they lost 'em long ago....

  • @saltysleigh7838
    @saltysleigh7838 2 роки тому +32

    With all the Brandon crap I'm surprised they're not claiming that they were chanting hang my pants.

    • @alexquyenvo5196
      @alexquyenvo5196 2 роки тому +5

      Haha... You're too much haha... Love your sense of humor haha...

    • @stevej.7926
      @stevej.7926 2 роки тому +2

      Salty Sleigh indeed 😂

    • @lolodee3528
      @lolodee3528 2 роки тому +3

      Hang my pants!!!🤣😂🤣😂😅

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 2 роки тому

      Let's Go Brandon chant in dozens of college football stadiums all summer. Loved it. Too bad Joe doesn't understand it.

    • @saltysleigh7838
      @saltysleigh7838 2 роки тому +6

      @@johnbrowne3950 your upset he doesn't have thin orange skin huh. Its a good thing its winter and you snowflakes stopped melting at a rapid pace.

  • @conradstanley1027
    @conradstanley1027 2 роки тому +9

    I went in to pay for my gasoline and turned to leave when a young woman tapping on her phone almost crashes in to me. I aggravatedly said, " what NO MASK!" She said ,"I have a big nose" to which I replied, "Yea I get it but I still wear underpants" She looked like she saw a ghost!!

  • @DavidfromBA
    @DavidfromBA 2 роки тому +11

    Leave it to the highly stable geniuses in Trump's base to not only leave personal belongings behind while desecrating one of the symbols of our fragile democracy, but to then ask for them back.🤦‍♂

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 роки тому +4

      Trumpo loves the poorly educated.

  • @ReidGameX
    @ReidGameX 2 роки тому +35

    Your Lindell guy is a treasure. Goddamn.

  • @llcooljay520
    @llcooljay520 2 роки тому +6

    How did that car not hit the other parked car? 🤨

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 2 роки тому +4

      Nice even ice, I guess..(he might want to consider some salt for that!)🖖😂😂

  • @f1freakf127
    @f1freakf127 2 роки тому +6

    I lost it with my friend like the news anchor. So much stupidity drives me mad. We are no longer friends until they get the shot

  • @1SaG
    @1SaG 2 роки тому +3

    That Mexican news-guy is my new hero!

  • @nubyoz
    @nubyoz 2 роки тому +3

    Would love to shout Leonardo Schwebel a drink. He speaks for the so far silent majority. Give him a medal.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +122

    Mike Lindell's can-do spirit would have been inspiring if it wasn't for, you know, him being batshit insane and all.

    • @floopybooples
      @floopybooples 2 роки тому +1

      Why is he insane?

    • @Anthony-hu3rj
      @Anthony-hu3rj 2 роки тому +8

      @@floopybooples Trick question? Okay. Why IS he insane?

    • @floopybooples
      @floopybooples 2 роки тому +1

      @@Anthony-hu3rj No really, what about him makes him insane?

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 2 роки тому +11

      @@floopybooples The part where he puts all his effords into spreadling lies to appeal to a dictator?

    • @floopybooples
      @floopybooples 2 роки тому +1

      @@Shuizid What lies? What dictator?

  • @uriahheep5665
    @uriahheep5665 2 роки тому +2

    Nobody ever said they were smart.

  • @terri200
    @terri200 2 роки тому +9

    Absolutely hysterical!! Insurrectionist forget items and call to see about a lost and found!! This really shows their mentality!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @christinegingras4954
    @christinegingras4954 2 роки тому +5

    "BABY GRAVY"??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏
    OH My Effing God Team Kimmel Writers??? 😆😅😅🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @sunnydaysatl
    @sunnydaysatl 2 роки тому +46

    Mike is great…it’s so hilarious.

  • @bl3788
    @bl3788 2 роки тому +4

    Someone’s gotta Give that newscaster another job. And put him all over the new stations in America.

  • @svwildflowerNAFO
    @svwildflowerNAFO 2 роки тому +4

    I love your lost and found in Nancy Pelosi's office segment. Your cast member who did that is bigly hilarious.

  • @renegade44040
    @renegade44040 2 роки тому +12

    Please get the test and share extra test with another.

  • @suzannespitulski3346
    @suzannespitulski3346 2 роки тому +11

    Love the Mike Pillow comedian. Thank you!

  • @kikidapiki344
    @kikidapiki344 2 роки тому +2

    Omg the Mike pillow segment was perfect, except for 'stolen'... he should've said "stold" 😆 🤣

  • @DawnalynForrest
    @DawnalynForrest 2 роки тому +2

    Leonardo!! You, rock!

  • @emalielorinda6352
    @emalielorinda6352 2 роки тому +6

    Btw, PB&J SHOULD stay in seprate jars, ALWAYS

  • @TheJimprez
    @TheJimprez 2 роки тому +27

    Tell that guy to buy winter SAND abrasives (not salt, its bad for the environment) and just sprinkle some all over the ice. They come in 5 or 10-pound bags. I'm pretty sure you can order from Walmart.

    • @robertcowan7610
      @robertcowan7610 2 роки тому

      Every molecule, both living and not, has a tiny bit of salt in it. Salt IS the environment.

    • @Dakhoth
      @Dakhoth 2 роки тому

      @@robertcowan7610 "Brawndo. It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes."

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 роки тому +2

      @@robertcowan7610 That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in years, and given the TFG era, that's saying something.

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez 2 роки тому

      @@robertcowan7610 IGNORANCE at its finest...
      A MOLECULE is the smallest grouping of atoms you can have of a PURE substance or ELEMENT on the periodic table.
      SALTS are a COMPOUND of different molecules, with special properties.
      There are NO salt molecules and there are NO molecules with MIXED elements.
      Are you getting your education in a RED State, with decrepit public funding? Or do you watch too much Joe Rogan???

    • @TheJimprez
      @TheJimprez 2 роки тому

      @@marshwetland3808 Social media education. America doesn't watch Sesame Street anymore, and their classrooms teach things like Flat-Earth and Creationism.
      They are going back to the Salem witch hunt times and religious zealotry.
      It's a long term DUMBING-DOWN effort that is finally bearing fruits...

  • @carmenalexa1977
    @carmenalexa1977 2 роки тому +3

    A “BAD BOY LIST”

    Where do I get one of those lists

  • @debbiedezwaan1563
    @debbiedezwaan1563 2 роки тому +2

    Leonardo said exactly what we're all thinking. Well said :)

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому +23

    Maybe Mike Lindell should open his own and call it Frank Bank.

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 2 роки тому +69

    Rioter: “Hello. I think I left my phone in your office.”
    Pelosi: “Have you checked the lost and found? It looks like a garbage canister.”

    • @ccefc_families297
      @ccefc_families297 2 роки тому +1

      Even better if she said, "Tell me your address and I will have an officer deliver it to you."

  • @user-kb9cu4rl9z
    @user-kb9cu4rl9z 2 роки тому +1

    Leonardo needs his awesome rant on a billboard in Times Square and on all network channels. He's spot on.

  • @vojake100
    @vojake100 2 роки тому +10

    Fun fact, the Leonardo Schwebel went all out even tho Mexico has a vaxxed rate of 84%, almost double that of the US!! Good job!! 👏👏👏

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 2 роки тому

      It's actually not quite like reported but the vaccination rates for the total population is 75% in the US and 58% in mexico. The problem is the media mixes up total vaccination rates and the adult vaccination rate. Adult rate is 87% here and 84% in Mexico.That guy is my freaking hero tho. (US #'s from the CDC)

  • @josephinesosingot-raisanen6743
    @josephinesosingot-raisanen6743 2 роки тому +5

    Dont Joke about the cold we had -20C in Helsinki for days last week followed by ice so going out was a skating rink. I am off to buy shoes with studs

    • @ginajones2328
      @ginajones2328 2 роки тому

      Alaska gotta wear Ice Kleets... Yep don't enjoy falls

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 2 роки тому +15

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! 💖💖💖

  • @maryu8328
    @maryu8328 2 роки тому +1

    That My Bank comedian was outstanding!!! I watched it over and over cuz the physical comedy (hand gestures, dropping, almost laughing, along with nailing the voice) had me rolling. He is he?

  • @lupitapreciado2488
    @lupitapreciado2488 2 роки тому +1

    fantastic Mr. Schwebel