THIS Is Why They FEAR My Germany...

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  • Опубліковано 8 чер 2022
  • It's time to show you the perfect Germany in HOI4 Multiplayer and why it's completely BROKEN!
    Watch as Dankus Germany completely demolishes USA, Russia and the Allies.
    This HOI4 MP was utter domination by the peak Germany meta!
    You guys know Dankus is one of the best HOI4 players out there and anytime he's on Germany, you know stuff is about to go down.
    You've been playing Germany completely wrong in Hearts of Iron 4 and Dankus is here to show you how to play HOI4 and how to play Germany in Hearts of Iron 4!
    Instead of doing the classic Germany where you focus on Europe and maybe Africa, this German gameplay will show to you how to conquer all of Asia, all of Africa and all of South America before even attacking Russia.
    This is the perfect Germany guide, this is the perfect HOI4 tutorial!
    THIS IS WHY THEY FEAR MY GERMANY!
    Stay Connected with Dankus:
    ► Twitch - / dankus_memecus
    ► Dankus Clips - / @dankusclipicus
    ► TikTok - / dankusmemecus1
    ► Twitter - / dmemecus
    ► Discord - / discord
    ► Instagram - / dankusmemecus69
    ► Business Email - dankusmemecusbusiness@gmail.com
    Produced by Duck Taped Studios:
    ► Discord - / discord
    ► Twitter - / markoni1100
    ► Email - ducktapedstudios@gmail.com
    ► Website - www.ducktapedstudios.com
    Edited by Kasperg:
    ► Twitter - / 12kasperg
    Thumbnail by Livy:
    ► Twitter - / livypoz
    #hoi4 #hoi4multiplayer #germany #heartsofiron4
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 222

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 2 роки тому +490

    The German focus clearly says that you need medium armor 1 researched BEFORE the focus completes or it wont make the variants. Same goes for USSR

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +377

      like every iOS update i get, i dont waste my time reading it

    • @ExodiaSC
      @ExodiaSC 2 роки тому +53

      @@DankusMemecus based

    • @northernleigonare
      @northernleigonare 2 роки тому +3

      Was about to mention that. Yeah.

    • @berserker4940
      @berserker4940 2 роки тому +3

      @@DankusMemecus I wouldn't either if I played many countries on many different mods like you do

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 2 роки тому +738

    Dankus, thanks for teaching how to play MP, I started with my discord friends, and of course, I had to solo the axis as USSR. However, I knew how, because of you.

    • @lagigabut4600
      @lagigabut4600 2 роки тому +89

      Wait wait so you kill all Axis by your self and what the difference from single player and your multi player ?
      Edit : the obsolute Chad.

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +275

      brings warmth to my heart

    • @aurelionsoil9207
      @aurelionsoil9207 2 роки тому +6

      What is MP

    • @giorgospetsavas641
      @giorgospetsavas641 2 роки тому +7

      @@aurelionsoil9207 MultiPlayer

    • @acatwithwiskers9273
      @acatwithwiskers9273 2 роки тому +95

      @@aurelionsoil9207 Military Police 👍

  • @grant9855
    @grant9855 2 роки тому +328

    Dankus: relearns how to play vanilla, mostly observes, micros a couple things to help clean the allies
    Dankus' editors: DANKUS IS THE BEST GERMANY PLANET EARTH HAS EVER SEEN. WATCH HIM DESTROY THE ALLIES WITH NO RESISTANCE

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +80

      WELL SADLY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHEN YOU ARE JUST HONEST, BLAME THE GAME NOT THE PLAYER

    • @grant9855
      @grant9855 2 роки тому +1

      @@DankusMemecus lurkin through old comments are we?

    • @yankinatank4801
      @yankinatank4801 2 роки тому +1

      To be fair they just prepared the titles for when he is destroying everyone in paradox tournament

  • @monchyd6519
    @monchyd6519 2 роки тому +129

    dankus every 5 seconds:
    "we have too few tanks"
    "why arent we making more tanks"
    "so slow tank production"
    "we could make more tanks"
    ...

  • @endpoint2581
    @endpoint2581 2 роки тому +144

    Once again Italy carries

  • @KrokLP
    @KrokLP 2 роки тому +88

    You have to have the 1936 medium tank researched to get the Pz III and Pz IV variants from the focus

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 2 роки тому +5

      Romania being the avrage Romanian and stealing India.

    • @manchmal
      @manchmal 2 роки тому +1

      @@OHOE1 Along with Brazil…

    • @starminor5682
      @starminor5682 Рік тому

      there are 36 mediums?

  • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
    @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 2 роки тому +103

    Dankus: why they fear my Germany
    Also Dankus: GERMAN NAVY GO BRRRR

    • @joelkipp7698
      @joelkipp7698 2 роки тому +1

      What song did they use for the dankus navy joke towards the Beginning

    • @cc0767
      @cc0767 Рік тому +1

      Dankus now: Can I delete dockyards?

  • @mrinank8494
    @mrinank8494 2 роки тому +50

    I dont even have the game, or a PC to run it. Your videos have convinced me to study hard enough to get 95% + in my boards so I can ask my dad for both.

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Рік тому

      Progress report?

    • @mrinank8494
      @mrinank8494 Рік тому +18

      @@Tom-oj7si got neither and have now started playing clash royale

    • @aadas281
      @aadas281 Рік тому

      @@mrinank8494 😂😂😂😂

    • @nicustanciu9750
      @nicustanciu9750 Рік тому

      @@mrinank8494 How much did you get on the boards?

    • @mrinank8494
      @mrinank8494 Рік тому +1

      @@nicustanciu9750 89% 😎

  • @aberle80
    @aberle80 2 роки тому +17

    Lütjens was my great grandfather. therefore i always take him for navy stuff while playing the reich. Greetings from Germany.

  • @koviar
    @koviar 2 роки тому +15

    Worst Dankus Germany: *dominating Allies*

  • @DankusMemecus
    @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +19

    😎

  • @llskitll
    @llskitll 2 роки тому +4

    Love the videos keep it up!!

  • @marcfleuren7691
    @marcfleuren7691 2 роки тому +3

    Open up youtube, see frontpage, new dankus video. Tea made, Pog lets go

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 роки тому +2

    Nice VOD bruh ! You ma boi have some dank signature anf thats losing thousands of tanks over to attrition specially in africa campaign😂😂😂 also bruh train your air before goin to volunteer or whatnot it makes a massive difference in performance and bodycounts and all

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +1

      1. tanks are just a number, which we overproduced early on
      2. training the f1 when we will send them away doesnt rly make sense but sure. xp difference is so minimal that it doesnt matter

    • @akiamini4006
      @akiamini4006 2 роки тому +1

      @@DankusMemecus nice bruh ! Appriciate the care that you put into all aspects of content creation !
      1. You know in some points you seen some 4k deficit in tanks stockpile so i guess if you pulled out some more effiecient moves there wouldnt be no deficit at all . Though its none serious and as i said its some dank signature of my fav HOI4 you tuber

  • @dAni-ik1hv
    @dAni-ik1hv Рік тому

    Every Dankus video i've seen Dankus has been leaning forward in his chair so i imagine he has severe back problems

  • @boomsx1845
    @boomsx1845 2 роки тому +36

    Wow dankus... your views are looking very good. You're getting as much playing a map game as some pro shooter game players 👍👍👍👍

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +10

      yes very good

    • @oasis1282
      @oasis1282 2 роки тому

      @@DankusMemecus why you have circle mald

  • @ju-87enjoyer81
    @ju-87enjoyer81 2 роки тому +3

    "Dont be beta, be alpha!" Fucking class

  • @lordcillas
    @lordcillas Рік тому

    5:11 Naval bomber Yes....
    Ah yes it's the most powerfull plane in history

  • @mxrs3480
    @mxrs3480 2 роки тому +1

    Yes! What a thumbnail! In the right part of the year!

  • @maru5235
    @maru5235 2 роки тому

    dankus with that nest hair god damn bro

  • @timra9309
    @timra9309 Рік тому

    20:06 love the ASMR disappointment

  • @billwilson7841
    @billwilson7841 2 роки тому +3

    >I need to play Vanilla!
    >portugal, Argentina and Switzerland dont exist

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +1

      because they fought sooo much in ww2

    • @billwilson7841
      @billwilson7841 2 роки тому

      @@DankusMemecus
      nah dankus, thats not what I mean
      my point was that Hoi4 offers strategies with those countries, for example getting portugal for tungsten, invade switzerland to go around maginot and argentina to be argentina
      Or is the tournament going to be with a custom map like this?

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +6

      @@billwilson7841 tournament will also be with a so called custom map. its purely for game performance and those nations dont play a crutial role in any way. Reducing the time needed to ww2 from 3h to 1h is lifechanging

    • @billwilson7841
      @billwilson7841 2 роки тому +1

      @@DankusMemecus
      ah okay, I never saw anyone explain why certain countries just disappeared on those maps, thx

  • @temmieruko5638
    @temmieruko5638 2 роки тому

    How do you design Heavy Tanks?

  • @AproX_
    @AproX_ 2 роки тому +5

    They should fear the German coop

  • @johnnoob4036
    @johnnoob4036 9 місяців тому

    What mods did you guys use for this vanilla game?

  • @borkogot5738
    @borkogot5738 2 роки тому +7

    ah yes vanila removed portugal i guess

    • @dieserjunge1233
      @dieserjunge1233 2 роки тому +1

      Is there any reason fir portugal to exist?

    • @tangledspoons1396
      @tangledspoons1396 2 роки тому

      @@dieserjunge1233 they typically send volunteers to spain

    • @dieserjunge1233
      @dieserjunge1233 2 роки тому

      @@tangledspoons1396 yes but you dont want them, there is no reason whatsoever for them to exist in hmm

  • @acryllic2247
    @acryllic2247 2 роки тому +1

    lets gooooo he listened to razormind

  • @iuppiter
    @iuppiter 2 роки тому +1

    Great video, but what does yeeshpots mean?

  • @davideaheart9474
    @davideaheart9474 2 роки тому +1

    Dankus when anything happens “ESPORTS!!!”

  • @Xeem_Pad
    @Xeem_Pad 2 роки тому

    Also nice Ireland in preview that doesn't even exist in this mod

  • @Xi4V
    @Xi4V Рік тому +1

    yes

  • @IceMaverick13
    @IceMaverick13 2 роки тому +90

    D-Day Wall not being allowed sounds cursed. Like, how much ground do you have to give away for free before you're allowed to push them out? I can't imagine what the justification is for not allowing a D-Day Wall that isn't just an arbitrary bonus to the Allies letting them get a free invasion off without needing to tech into Marines and other landing techs.
    Edit: But then later in the video, there is a D-Day wall? Is it just a time-gated wall?

    • @johnshopkins8025
      @johnshopkins8025 2 роки тому +97

      He was saying that the allies aren't allowed to d-day until a certain date, so there is no point in a d-day wall.

    • @Marius.Aggertoft
      @Marius.Aggertoft 2 роки тому +18

      I was legit host this isn't a rule

    • @agentofchaos3015
      @agentofchaos3015 2 роки тому +6

      @@Marius.Aggertoft i can confirm i was australia

    • @shotgunsideshow8958
      @shotgunsideshow8958 2 роки тому +1

      @@johnshopkins8025 ^^^

    • @Marius.Aggertoft
      @Marius.Aggertoft 2 роки тому +1

      @@agentofchaos3015 capped you😎

  • @batbilegbatmend8014
    @batbilegbatmend8014 2 роки тому +14

    Ngl, Thumbnails recently was quite unique and (good looking?). Anyways, Good game, Allies were dying like flyies in this game🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr__music5719
    @mr__music5719 2 роки тому +6

    So I've been hearing conflicting info. Ik the tank design, but I've been hearing 30 w tanks are better than 42 w. Is this true? I still use 42 w.

  • @nicklion6585
    @nicklion6585 2 роки тому

    Why are Ireland and Japan in awe

  • @tristan3340
    @tristan3340 2 роки тому +1

    what mod are they using?

  • @VM-fn5dg
    @VM-fn5dg 2 роки тому

    Finally new vid. I have carantine and I have nothing to do

  • @jooksin6244
    @jooksin6244 2 роки тому +13

    Says he’s playing vanilla (is in a mod)

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +6

      vanilla mod, removes unnecessary stuff and doesnt take 8 hours to get to barb

    • @naturalvalkyrie
      @naturalvalkyrie 2 роки тому +3

      mod uses vanilla focus trees, division stats, equipment stats, research tree, and pretty much everything you can imagine except a couple useless countries being removed

    • @capitanjulietti3436
      @capitanjulietti3436 2 роки тому

      ​@@naturalvalkyrie does it give more factories also?

    • @naturalvalkyrie
      @naturalvalkyrie 2 роки тому

      @@capitanjulietti3436 no

    • @TheBarivastia
      @TheBarivastia 2 роки тому

      Actually, some of the vanilla mods do change starting civilian counts slightly. The idea is to try and balance the total IC the factions produce, but it's more difficult in practice than execution.

  • @hedonyable
    @hedonyable 2 роки тому

    This was a wild ride haha

  • @Tho-ugh-t
    @Tho-ugh-t Рік тому +1

    Romania popped off

  • @Xeem_Pad
    @Xeem_Pad 2 роки тому +3

    23:28 isn't it forbidden to encircle capital in order to cut the entire army off supply?

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +7

      i didnt encircle the capital i merely cut their railways and 1 tile still open to capital

  • @thx6463
    @thx6463 2 роки тому +1

    What does alda mean

  • @raye3157
    @raye3157 2 роки тому

    Best hoi4 content

  • @prestonpotter4507
    @prestonpotter4507 2 роки тому +1

    Brazil front go brr

  • @theoj2730
    @theoj2730 2 роки тому +2

    Germany pog

  • @ryack6355
    @ryack6355 2 роки тому +3

    Sorry to ask but what Mod is this? I’d really like to play it with some mates

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +5

      Historical Multiplayer Mod

    • @ryack6355
      @ryack6355 2 роки тому

      @@DankusMemecus Hey man thanks have a great day

  • @mwallrabenstein5215
    @mwallrabenstein5215 2 роки тому +1

    Wich mod makes the Province Borders white?

  • @Darkmoon67
    @Darkmoon67 2 роки тому +2

    3 views 16 comments and 41 likes. This is the future

  • @konstantinosgavalas5445
    @konstantinosgavalas5445 2 роки тому

    Dankus which mod is that

  • @bigbo1764
    @bigbo1764 Рік тому

    They said my pullout game was weak…

  • @songsbygautam
    @songsbygautam 2 роки тому +1

    what is the name of music at 00:40?

    • @makisp.6818
      @makisp.6818 2 роки тому +1

      Funkytown by Lipps Inc.

    • @hopek9278
      @hopek9278 10 місяців тому

      @@makisp.6818 Can you please tell me what the song is called at 09:58 ?

  • @walker1tnranger
    @walker1tnranger Рік тому

    what mod was this?

  • @klartext1451
    @klartext1451 2 роки тому

    Can someone please tell me the name of the mod

  • @IVSalami
    @IVSalami 2 роки тому

    What mod is this?

  • @SweetBrazyN
    @SweetBrazyN 2 роки тому

    Dankus is so memeycus

  • @Merkhahba
    @Merkhahba Рік тому

    21:00

  • @mikkelhagedorn8010
    @mikkelhagedorn8010 Рік тому

    dankus are you Taking Snus!!!!!! why arent you sharing

  • @Dumbasmf123
    @Dumbasmf123 2 роки тому +1

    TANNA TUVA NAVAL WALKTHROUGH ?!?!?!?!😡😡

  • @rkortak
    @rkortak 2 роки тому

    Submarine spam for the win 🤔

  • @mihnea-um5gy
    @mihnea-um5gy 2 роки тому +1

    Name of the Mod?

  • @owenhasnofrends
    @owenhasnofrends 2 роки тому

    21:03

  • @treo1230
    @treo1230 2 роки тому

    Could someone please tell what Dankus put inside his mouth at 0:07? I always see him doing it, but I don't know what it is.

  • @Corindon
    @Corindon 2 роки тому

    YAAA let's gooo

  • @ciucalashu
    @ciucalashu 2 роки тому

    goddamn sweats

  • @whysoserious4204
    @whysoserious4204 2 роки тому +2

    This content is golden

  • @svihl666
    @svihl666 2 роки тому

    25:36 / 25:38

  • @ice1032
    @ice1032 2 роки тому +1

    They fear fear me like a force of nature

  • @spitfiregaming7045
    @spitfiregaming7045 2 роки тому +1

    HURRRY UP AND COME TO ICELAND

  • @maggotswag
    @maggotswag 2 роки тому

    this ain't going to go well i can tell

  • @jidionclips_fan5720
    @jidionclips_fan5720 2 роки тому

    Their sent their best allies against us

  • @_r4mp4ge_bruder_76
    @_r4mp4ge_bruder_76 2 роки тому

    Do they not fear dirt germany?

  • @kanikleios8877
    @kanikleios8877 2 роки тому

    allies threw

  • @memeuless5563
    @memeuless5563 Рік тому

    THEY SAID MY GERMANY WAS WEAK

  • @justinweber2632
    @justinweber2632 2 роки тому +1

    why is d day not allowed

  • @ThinkingOutLoud1.1
    @ThinkingOutLoud1.1 Рік тому

    Why isn’t there ever a Poland Yugo or china player ? Wouldn’t it be more fun going up against someone ?

    • @alix0788
      @alix0788 10 місяців тому +1

      The server will go brrrr

  • @joshuanavarro9996
    @joshuanavarro9996 2 роки тому

    Mods?

  • @coertenx94
    @coertenx94 2 роки тому

    what mod is it?

  • @shadowlord1418
    @shadowlord1418 2 роки тому

    So many rules for mp

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +3

      without rules games fall apart. its 7000 hours of multiplayer experience talking

  • @gediminaskucinskas6952
    @gediminaskucinskas6952 2 роки тому +2

    I dont play Hearts of Iron all that much so I do wonder if the game correctly represents the greatest weakness of germany at that time - the lack of oil. After all the main reason why Hitler attacked soviets is that they calculated that by the 1944 they would not have enough oil to keep their tanks operational. They had to attack in 1941 and hope that either soviets collapse right away or they take oil deposits in the south otherwise they would be screwed which they were.

    • @model1236
      @model1236 Рік тому

      Yes Oil is a Problem, but you can get around.
      Like in the real war, romania is important when OP. Barb. Starts

  • @artyom1891
    @artyom1891 Рік тому

    Brasil front 💀

  • @gabri-immortale
    @gabri-immortale 2 роки тому +1

    Better than tommykay

  • @ronaldraygun2374
    @ronaldraygun2374 2 роки тому

    veri nice

  • @pmp1337
    @pmp1337 2 роки тому

    REEEE SHPORTS 🤣

  • @willhurst4514
    @willhurst4514 Рік тому

    ESPORTS

  • @eddik0lol
    @eddik0lol 2 роки тому +1

    Romanian asia campaign LUL

  • @somestuff7931
    @somestuff7931 2 роки тому

    niceeeeeee

  • @Gump1405
    @Gump1405 2 роки тому

    Axis powers world tour

  • @Erik_Arnqvist
    @Erik_Arnqvist 2 роки тому +4

    Markoni turning this into a clickbait channel…

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +1

      what would you feel would make the videos better?

    • @Erik_Arnqvist
      @Erik_Arnqvist 2 роки тому +2

      @@DankusMemecus Videos fine like but the title is inaccurate, not first time it happens aswell. Maybe people who have more editing know-how would have something to say about actual video.

    • @DankusMemecus
      @DankusMemecus  2 роки тому +2

      @@Erik_Arnqvist i mean title + thumbnail is relevant to video and is made to get clicks. More clicks = more money = more videos. UA-cam works like that and I gotta play into the game. Videos have never done better than now and I can make more videos than before thanks to this. I am super happy with the current state of the channel with how youtube works. You just gotta see it from my point of view if you know what I mean

    • @datboi7893
      @datboi7893 2 роки тому

      @@DankusMemecus just make a pun or a meme title, use your imagination

    • @Erik_Arnqvist
      @Erik_Arnqvist 2 роки тому +2

      @@DankusMemecus I'm not the only one who's had similar takes on the matter. Ya'll might find yourself chasing short term clicks but driving away long term viewers.

  • @furinick
    @furinick 2 роки тому +1

    romanians invading brazil, it will be a battle for stealing wallets

  • @trapea8324
    @trapea8324 2 роки тому

    esport

  • @machine2daroof017
    @machine2daroof017 2 роки тому

    hey guys!

  • @DanielsDronePhotography1
    @DanielsDronePhotography1 Рік тому

    Whats the mod?

  • @Baba.222
    @Baba.222 2 роки тому +1

    1 minute gang😎

    • @max2g
      @max2g 2 роки тому

      2 minutes moment

    • @Baba.222
      @Baba.222 2 роки тому

      @@max2g proof?🥸

  • @mattoldham4185
    @mattoldham4185 2 роки тому

    1 view, 14 comments. I love UA-cam

  • @grumpycato8314
    @grumpycato8314 2 роки тому

    What the fuck was that ruleset?

  • @Greyp0pz
    @Greyp0pz 2 роки тому

    21st

  • @ericvonmanstein2112
    @ericvonmanstein2112 2 роки тому

    Eric von manstein was my great grand father ,and also my favorite general ,he was a genius,I am proud

    • @dixson1882
      @dixson1882 2 роки тому

      fr? no way

    • @daseinzigwahrem
      @daseinzigwahrem 2 роки тому +2

      Rather sceptical since you can't even write his name.

  • @yoy6986
    @yoy6986 2 роки тому +1

    1

  • @cw732
    @cw732 2 роки тому +1

    these thumbnails freaking suck lmao

  • @AmpWatchesVideos
    @AmpWatchesVideos 2 роки тому +1

    😎