20 minutes of me begging to play the game
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- Опубліковано 2 тра 2020
- Your teeth look quite dirty today...
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pain in Human Fall Flat - Ігри
“3 politicians force an Italian immigrant to vote” (colourised, 1950)
Dick Nixon winning the election of 1972 with the Italian vote.
*ten big men money can buy*
boss tweed in the 1890s
HES ITALIAN???
@@nathanthehappy180 its cause his character in game looks like mario
Missed schlatt saying: “im gonna start a facility where children can gamble, vote and get vaccinated”
They call him Mr. Enterprise
Chaotic neutral
also missed him exposing jeremy fragrance
w̸̔͊è̷͂ ̴̏̇ẉ̷̾i̶̟̓l̶͂͑l̶͆͠ ̶́̕b̷̍̚e̷͛͝ ̸̀̋w̴̲̆a̵̐̇ï̵̇t̶̐͠i̶̅̒n̷̅̽g̴̮͛
@@ethanos2665 I love this top note guys
It’s amazing how emotive schlatt is despite being in a game when you literally just move your arms to grab things.
Thanks Obama, very cool
@@Styxintheriver thanks Kanye, very cool
schlatt saying "are you vaccinated" out of nowhere killed me
is it because you can relate
I've got moderna
@@andrewcarlson3486 bruh
@@cameroncook6643 fully vaccinated
It do be hittin different now
This whole video is just an advertisement for big gay ice cream
it’s really good
and for fragrances
It is actually really good icecream lmao
ok but where is the small straight ice cream
dior parfum
"Stop holding my hand, Communist Party!"
-Mikhail Gorbachev, then letting go before shaking hands with Ronald McDonald instead.
he chose his preferred poison
MikaIzScene yeah burgers aren’t very healthy
is this an ERB reference or am i looking too hard into things
@@metalgearzwei Im glad you got it-
Wow, a top note. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentance jeramy ever said was "this is my favorite top note"
*intense sniff*
That’s two words? *Mind blown*
I thought it was naught
It's grapefruit
What?
i skipped to a random time and heard schlatt say "gay ice cream" and i just closed the video
big gay ice cream is the best ice cream
"mm your teeth seem very dirty today"
No keep going
Amazing how you can write this comment with the video closed.
Tyanfan they probably came back, why you gotta be petty we just here to vibe
Carson: Tries to play game
Josh: *Ape Noises, Quotes Nixon, Grabs Carson, Says Something Political, Becomes Dentist*
Isn’t that just every video with Jawsh
Don't forget the "Big Men."
aka carson’s friends are the funny ones.
timid
without Carson it wouldn’t be funny, and they wouldn’t have been brought together
AWOOOGGAA
No matter the game, Jschlatt will find a way to schlatt walk
КАК?????
КАК?
Me? Gongaga
@@heldenhonig6505 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@semigod368 КАК?!?!?!
11:26 the way Josh just innocently says “dinosaurs” is hilarious
Perfect timing when landed on him
10:44 josh just mumbling in the back makes this so much better
Lol xD
"this is rated R this is rated R"
carson’s like the child at his family reunion trying to get his elderly relatives to not argue about politics
oxfordcomma oj
oh
little too specific
That was way too specific lol
@@ifeelcoke4347 but way too true.
"What are you doing Mike Bloomberg" is a sentence I never expected to hear but here we are
"What are you doing stepbro" but with more energy
Post timestamp for other people
@@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo no watch the whole video hahahaha
7:38 I got u mate
“What are you doing Joe Biden?” would’ve been 1000x better, but I still love you Schlatt
Schlatt: You need to go vote
Jawsh: I love Big Gay Ice Cream
Mason: Can cats have Salami?
Carson: *Confused Screaming*
I may be remembering wrong but isn't it spelled Slommy?
Jeremy: These are some nice fragrances
@@skuqre Actually, I think i spelled it wrong, it's actually suhlahmee
Triple A Battery No, it’s spelled So-La-Me like the musical notes
@@ImTheReverse actually it is “so lame”
"Your teeth look very dirty today. They might have to be removed." killed me.
schlatt in his community tab: thinking about jeremy fragrance
I can't find the video lol
@@distant2819 search jeremy fragrance top note
collin smith he’s thinking about tax fraud
20k likes
He's also probably thinking about Anderson Cooper
Awww he didn’t include the part where Jschlatt exposed Jeremy Fragrance as a fraud
Logan Willey He had to give us hope
This dude is so insane i dont believe that he can still smell his "fragrances" with all the coke in his nose
this is my favorite top note
DARNIT
there's already a video
"babe, its 2pm! time for your daily dose of big gay ice cream"
mike bloomberg: yes honey
7:37 Schlatt “What are you doing Mike Bloomberg” Carson - *Dies on the inside*
Alternate title: " Nixon tries to deport illegal Italian immigrant whilst battling the soviet union, theres also a chef with a gun"
the chef is another italian
and jermey fragrance
that's a kryoz type of title
He's not the soviet union, he's the Chinese Communist Party
i love how josh is either getting bullied, or messing up everybody
The vicious cycle persists
It's always one or the other with him. He's called the catalyst for a reason.
Josh's dentist bit seems like a weird, poorly made asmr thing
your teeth are quite dirty
I’m really sad they took the vod down for this bc I would rewatch it over n over
This has got to be one of the most chaotic combinations of friends I’ve ever seen
Slimecicle and Traves would make it more chaotic. Adding then would probably make a chaos singularity.
@@SertQuos traves got boring, he used to be exiting and funny but now he just mopes around, doesn't even try anymore
@@firstlast-pq1tx True, but adding him and Charlie would make things more chaotic. More because of Charlie, but Traves does still end up doing funny shit from time to time, even if it is less than what he used to do.
"Let's not get political here"
3 beers later
"IT'S NOT REE-CEES PEE-CEES"
CEE-CEE CEE -PEES
PEE-PEES-PEE-PEES
CEES-CEES-PEE-CEES
CEE CEES PEE ZA
PEE-REE CEE-PEES
8:37 when you see schlatt walkin
K
I miss these. Times were so much better when Josh and Carson made content together.
Whenever josh plays human fall flat he just transforms into a whole different beast
Mart Hommes GTA and Sub Rosa bring that beast out as well
and I love it.
He transforms into a lot of different beasts
His brain just melts whenever he plays this game
"bruh bru bruh bruh bruhhhh"
- Josh
The 'Jschlatt' version of Duolingo's reminders:
Jschlatt: "Looks like you haven't cunsumed any Big Gay Ice-cream"
Looks like you haven’t voted
why is it schlatt tho? josh is the one who brought it up lol
Kit10 klawz Jawsh never gets the recognition he deserves
cunsumed lol
“It appears you haven’t been vaccinated”
"why *reesees* ?"
"because reesees peesees"
What
Jschlatt: convulsion warning
Carson: what does that mean?
Jschlatt: it means we need to go down there
The only times Schlatt isn't constantly thinking about big men is when he's thinking about the big men who is or could be running this country
Xervelgarde That still is thinking about big men
Tear Drop these men aren’t as big physically but politically they’re massive. Also gay
no he is thinking about his favorite top note. its grapefruit!
“What are you doing, Mike Bloomberg?”
Congrats. Worst sentence I’ve ever heard.
I find it quite amazing
Huh he’s not doing anything he dropped out of the election and wasn’t very eligible to be elected in the first place... what do you mean worst sentence?
@@jacknotonyt he's inside me
@@vera39440 That is hot
@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 LMFAOWEHIUHUWE
This is by far one of my favorite videos of his. This has the same energy as when you and your friends are sleeping over. everyone is just so tired and loopy and everything just becomes funny.
My favorite CMC stream I ever watched was this right here, I miss this so much.
Yeah
Can't have good shit on the internet cause of twitter
He's returned
It ain’t the same I miss him and his old friends
Someone really needs to enter Josh into the SCP database
ask the vending machine to dispense some big gay ice cream
What are you doing, step-Schlatt?
His Fall Flat episode where he just glitches supports this
Jeremy is a meme in germany and him now being a meme in america too is killing me man
Elaborate please
@@louswrecktum8787 he's a meme for the same reason he is in the video. the man is spitting the same nonsense in both languages
Termiclonker was für Papaplatte junge
Big Man From Brooklyn this dude probably takes like a shit ton of cocaine and talks nonsense in his vids, but his Parfüme tips are actually pretty good.
@@Termiclonker bro gar nichts von beiden :(
Jawsh 'Say hi to UA-cam guys!'
First thing I see: "Josh isn't funny"
They have no sense of humor
9:13 okay ngl I lost my shit at this
Carson: "Alright fine Schlatt. What would you have me do?"
Schlatt: *_"So I need ten of the BIGGEST men money can buy and th-"_*
lmao
@iit’2 2ollux bruh Thanks, I'll edit it
Josh's character looks like wet socks personified
Sam Masterman the uncle that gives you the eyes at a family party and shouts his political views
So jfj
it gives me wet toilet paper balls just smushed together let it dry and get it wet again.
OH bOY
Good sir would you like some salami?
1:37
Jawsh: I need you, I need you, come with me
Carson: confused velociraptor sounds
Schlatt: goes political
Carson: my chat is getting political
Schlatt: this is not my fault
Josh just turns his brain off for these videos and it makes them 9 times funnier
he's literally just "big brain? nooo, i don't even know what that is"
This jeremy guy is also a really big meme in Germany. He’s like 40 but acts like 20 or something. He talks so much nonesense
ey alder I’m sobbing he has a UA-cam channel
German gang
@@diorv you want to know what else starts and ends with a g?
@@Username-1939t9 Gulag
@@Username-1939t9 gungangingang
Simpler Times
"This is my favorite topknot"
*aggressive sniffing followed by Jeremy Fragrance mating call*
"Smells good, guys."
Josh's impersonation of Mr. Thirsty from the dentist office scares me
tHATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Don’t let this distract you from Nixon
Josh taking Carson to the polls is one of the most threatening things I've ever seen
you should see the clip of when his mom threw a waffle at him
the fact that this stupid video kicked off jeremy fragrances fame is hilarious
This has been my emotional support video for the last 3 years
I thought mason and jawsh were the most chaotic together. I could’ve never imagined what happened when you throw schlatt in the mix
It's terrifying
Who needs to craft cake when Steve already got some 😳
Keith Glazier true
😳👉👈
Please receive Jesus
AppoCraft The Plague Doctor no u
@@Commander_Appo Jesus cannot save us from Steve's *THICC* ass.
miss this
9:13
Why does this trigger my fight or flight response
Dick Nixon could be just around the corner
2 episodes within DAYS of each other?
Bro this is a blessing
This is from an old stream so
Ben Stringer you mean a gold stream?
episodes
69th like
wait i forgot josh was actually good at drawing i love his faces
fr
It took me this video to remember he is very knowledgeable about history, geography, and politics, which explains a lot of his jokes, especially the jackbox episode where he put "Vesuvius"
Seth Brown he’s intelligent!
I’m gonna miss you man.
i was looking to see if anyone else said something about this, i think a lot of people will miss him
we all will
Same..
yeah
yeah the one with his cat
"I wish there was a way to know you're living the good old days before you've actually left them"
Honestly, Carson playing any game is hilarious
Correction: Carson is hilarious
Yes
heshiram I agree.
is that a dig at human fall flat 😡
Nothing induces fight or flight more than "sir, it seems you haven't voted yet"
The pure chaotic energy of this video makes it so damn good
I miss seeing those guys playing together so much
6:03 i love that Schlatt is reaching for carson while holding on the mountain and trying to get carson to consume some big gay ice cream
This game literally brings out the most abhorrent and deepest parts of Josh's insanity
Gta V also
5:59
Carson swinging away from Schlatt while saying “No!”
Then Schlatt calling up at him saying “Sir! Sir!”
Amazing
13:41 Jawsh jumped on out of there
"i'm glad you're enjoying yourself.."
Hey Carson, I hope you see this comment, just wanted to say I'm going to be shipped out to the army soon, and I'm hoping when I get back on UA-cam I'll see you making content again, but I hope all is well, we all miss you
Good luck Will
Go get em tiger
Good Luck Will 👌
Good Luck Will! 👍
I hope you did well.
One of my favorite things that Jawsh has ever said "Jane you are so british, and your dad is so british"
🤣🐀
I just read that and then he said it.
I also love the fact that janes dad was German
Carson: Doesn't vote
Schlatt: You have lost your vibe rights, hand em over
Should probably redact his nae nae privaledges to just to be sure
Make sure to burn his Dab license
Carson: Doesn’t vote
i miss these guys together
Reminds me of simpler times
Literally right after Schlatt said "it knows I'm a man of class" I deadass got an ad for Tik Tok with a guy filling up his bath and toilet with Orbeez. With the caption "Only on Tik Tok"
“WE HAVE TO GET YOU REGISTERED” - Shlatt, 2020
👋👋👋👋👋👋
shlatt
Thanks for motivating me.
greetings fellow Motivational Lizard
Motivational Lizard who tf are you imposter
"Excuse me sir."
**Whoosh**
"It has come to my attention."
**Step**
**Step**
**Step**
**Seal noises**
Lmao
It’s the Schlatt Walk in Human Fall Flat
Menacingly walks towards him
god i fucking miss him
9:53 sounds like the Spy death sound
that's actually identical what the fuck
After just LOOKING at the video's thumbnail, I know that to expect already.
* It's an old video.
* Mike Bloomberg.
* 10 big men.
* Perfume.
This is my favorite T O P K N O T
Fu
ck
Why does carson have the Ubisoft logo on his back
Holdyn beaman uber soft
Because bwah
Cuz this video is SPONSORED BY ASSASSIN’S CREED VALHALA!!!!
Bwah
*dis vido es spunsoured bi uBaysuft*
7:38
don't mind me, just savin this for later
Schlatt has such a way with games.
Like, in Minecraft he somehow conveys so much emotion with the simple movement of his head and in Fall Flat he genuinely felt real at 3:20
Schlatt likes big gay ice cream for two words:
Gay and Cream
It would have cost you $0 not to comment this
Yet here we are
big ,gay*
would you like to buy some cram
Big gay cram
Schlatt tomorrow: thinking about Big Gay Ice Cream
edit: 2.4k likes wow this joke must be funny then I will now beat it into the ground by spamming it in every jschlatt video forever
This stream was months ago
GabeNewell1337 yeah I knew something felt familiar about this stream
thinking about my favorite top note
3500 subs, hes at 9500 now
GaySchlatt
Favorite moments that I keep coming back to:
0:15 Dick Nixon
2:09 Pokemon Go to the polls
2:50 Big gay ice cream
4:24 "Have you been vaccinated?"
7:35 "What are you doing, Mike Bloomberg?"
8:37 Schlatt's walk
9:24 Schlatt goes to the dentist
9:49 "Please stop holding my hand, Communist Party"
10:37 NSFW
12:35 10 big men
13:25 The Jeremy saga begins
14:36 "iT's gRaPeFrUiT"
16:05 "I ONLY WEAR AXE"
16:41 Attempting to row (ft. Jeremy Fragrance)
18:15 Ree-sees
19:26 p e e p e e
You can't forget the DINOSAURS
Simpler times
Carson *is trying to get to the next checkpoint*
Schlatt: *laughs in 15 minutes*
"This is my favorite top note"
-Jeremy fragrance 2020
"It's grapefruit"
In Germany he is a meme cause he seems to be on cocaine in every TikTok video
Jacob Ratajczak i can see that happening
My favorite too 😳👉👈
did you find the video schlatt was playing? i cant find it lol
9:12
I come back everyday for this.
"This is a tiktok account by the name of Jeremy Fragrance" and thus the legend of fragrance man was born
Jawsh’s outfit is scarier than when cereal didn’t haves milk
Queesays yes
Hello Obama
But cereal tastes better without milk
Shut up Obama
its like the "fucker never ate flakes" paradox
7:38 "What are you doing, Mike Bloomberg?"
0:07 I just had so many memories come to me at once
Link to song? Or name?
Carson and his last three friends...
i hope mason, schlatt and josh are okay and if by some miracle see this we love you. (parasocially)
Jshlatt Made a vid about Jim and josh
This didn't age well
@@gridfulyou don't age well ur prolly a green piece of moldy bread now
I miss the old crew
;(
I just realized, imagine how much chaos the fan base bring if carson ever got suspended on twitch
Kurbii boi insanity
@@erincurrie1560 the purge would start but it would just be the fan base charging into twitches head quarters
we would just raid twitter with cereal with and without milk.
@@zenixrl_ on the news that would be hilarious
@@zenixrl_ We'd make Molotov Cocktails out of milk jugs somehow
"bernie sanders will make gambling legal"
we already have crypto
schlattcoin
Man of culture.
This comment plus your profile picture sent me for 10 straight minutes
Haha nice vid man! Can't wait for the next video!
Lmao
Oh no... sad news for you man..
Who's going to tell him?
same!
I feel like Schlatt with a handlebar mustache, a buisness suit, no facial features and a chef's hat is his true form.
ominous
Alternate title: "Nixon performs various war crimes"
The fact that josh remembers seeing something about salami on reddit five years ago is a great show of his character
20 long weeks of me begging for him to come back
"I'm sorry, Jeremy. I only wear Axe Dark Temptation."