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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- I can't believe the onslaught my ears were given by Josh.
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Outro Music: • Super Mario World Game...
"JOSH JOIN"
"𝙐𝙂𝘼𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙉 𝙆𝙉𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙇𝙀𝙎"
gee p Connect 4 with Ugandan Knuckles
I read this as they said it wtf
*_G O D I S D E A D_*
He sounded like a text-to-speech spam in Moonbase Alpha
Illyrian Pirate uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou
j o h n m a d d e n
aeiou yyyyyyy
Everybody:
Moonbase alpha players: John madden
john madden! john madden! john madden! john madden!
I'm still struggling to believe that josh can literally draw all of Europe and North America by hand perfectly and know every detail about history and still be this cursed. what the hell. he's an absolute powerhouse
I mean, I believe Josh has a major in history. I may be wrong, but if it's correct it explains it. Also explains why hes broken, because so much dumb shit happened it history it'll break anyone
@@NorsGold he doesn't have a major yet
Bro he’s fuckin smart bro he’s like big brain yeah haha yes yeah haha
Lol me
Taylormine ! he might just be a savant
It looks like ugandan knuckles is a trigger Word for Josh and as soon as he hears it he Just breaks completely
Help him.
No girls allowed.
My tree house. My tree house my r u l e s.
K k k k k kidney failure
_Me thinks you have the fat_
I refuse to believe that Josh was not possessed during this stream
I worry for the Demon.
QuantumBlur but stronger Apparently the Demon that possessed him has a stuttering problem lmao
@@quantumblauthor7300 same. The demon forgot his walkie talkie in helheim. He can't call a supervisor. He requires a adult
They were playing the Dark map,
1k like
"me thinks you lie"
"me thinks you have a fat"
7:41
*the new Josh Soundboard™️ looks great*
I wonder whare the "oh no" button
3
joshboard
Make this a thing. Make this a thing! MAKE THIS A THING!
%٪
6:58 - Carson: “Congo!”
“Oh, no, you mean Conga. Congo is where genocide happens.”
@@charliesmith1197 same
omg sakusa 😳
same
He isnt wrong y'know
@@charliesmith1197 my favorite is probably
"Me thinks you have a fat..."
1:37 This is when josh just breaks down completely.
@is that a hamilton reference no hes like that
@is that a hamilton reference depends on what do you mean by that. Funny? Yeah
"Retarded"? No
"wait, travis isn't in this call..."
"*Yes. I. AM*"
is this a jojo reference
@@fats2010MOHAMMED AVDOL
I read that as soon as they said it lmfaoo
6:26
Really living up to that name
1:37 is when everything starts to go downhill
Only for josh it was uphill for everyone else
No it was 0:00
“100 % of elevator deaths happen on an elevator”.
Jawsh 2019
-jawsh 2019*
@@thecapybaramonarch3557 *your mom
On *THE* elevator
I keep reading these types of comments as the people say it in the video help
And in other news, the Earth is round..
Honestly, Josh is one of the few people that can physically make my sides hurt.
I know right? His void magic is truly powerful
@@bigpigeon2384 holy shit I hadn't even noticed this blew up. It's sad bc this is one of my favorite videos but things with carson ain't looking too hot
@@krazykatedraws1145 He still hasn't said anything lmao
@@pixelga1962 he shouldn’t lol. If he made it straight after it happens then it most likely isn’t an apology from the heart.
@@Sausage_260 that's fair
“My skin is how I feel :( ”
“m a r k i p l i e r”
I know one person that would feel like that
@@crunchtime5102 Carson?
@Ulyasse ¿ • 11 years ago As you wish, who is Joe, Ulyasse?
@@rt2459 joe nuts, deez mama
@@thesadfather1239 Wait, that's illegal
"Why do you know the author of frankenstein...?" "FRANK"
Frank
@tea bee *FrAnK*
Frank
Anne Frank
Frank
"It's been like 4 minutes dude..."
N O G I R L S A L L O W E D
*"My treehouse my rules."*
Frank
@Lachlan MC Magee [LPI GHF POE] frank
@Lachlan MC Magee [LPI GHF POE] *frank*
@Lachlan MC Magee [LPI GHF POE] *F R A N K*
2:23 "Feed the beast, infinity evolved" he's speaking the language of the elder ones
My balls,
I have not washed in weeks?
Months.
Edit: holy shit this got a lot of likes
"Bruh"
Jawsh: Me thinks you have the fat
7:10 Josh grabs Carson by the collar of his shirt *”look at me.”*
my personal favorite part. other than Jawsh's dad taking him to gamestop
I'm the captain now
Frank
I love the fact that Carson turns French mid laugh
@@timothykock6799 hauhauhhauh
Josh: "I only have one number and that is the ghost busters."
"Whats the number?"
Josh: "T h r e e"
4:44
He broke Carson with this
No it's 3
Thrë
-T G C- my favourite clip of the video
Thre-
Josh rises above human intelligence in all forms colourised:
Only reply
@@JL-iu6ps ur mom
We need Josh as skynet for the next terminator movie
I’ve watched this video countless times and I still laugh, from the release of it to present, it hasn’t failed to make me laugh. Thank you Carson.
Yeah, same. It saddens me that we will never get a Carson video with these guys again.
You mean jawsh
father jerry
the inner Machinations of joshes mind are an enigma "spills milk"
“My phone only has one number, and it is the ghostbusters.”
“What’s their number?”
“Three?”
The milk spill was the reason that cereal when no milk
unfunny female when will cereals haves milk
You've legit created a new form of comedy with this video.
And the funny thing is, is that I'm predicting that this won't even be the magnum opus.
I'm so glad I'm subscribed to your channel, CallMeCarson.
Mac I need to know what the fuck a magnum opus is
Seth Wenger Magnum Opus refers to the best work an artist or producer has to offer. (I think.)
ツRoku ahh makes sense
No this isnt CallMeCarson this is CallMeCarsonLIVE lol
It’s called «random = funny»
i can't believe they left out the part where josh says "i call my nut slimer."
I Peed, I peed on my computer, I peed, I didnt have anywhere to go, I Peed, My computer its ruined
Moms photos moms photos moms photos
U u u u gandan Knuckles
Chungus chuungus ugandan chungus 2016
That was an epic fail, epic..
Tf?
Where you guys at
Your moms house
I literally could not stop laughing, funniest thing I’ve seen in my life.
And heard
Your profile picture hurts and blessed me
He turns himself into a pickle
It has stood the test of time.
Bill
travis always sounds like hes stuck in some damp pit
Anytime Josh is in character I die of laughter. I love it so much.
I can't stop re watching 8:11 for instance. And his persona in the GTA 5 video kills me
he is the physical embodiment of my sense of humor and I love it
Does he like psych himself up before getting into the call?
5:00 "what's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked."
"Interlinked"
"within cells interlinked"
Half of the entire video is a baseline test from blade runner
@@tadpolegaming4510 Yes and yes
Josh sounds like a translator going haywire
A LittleDaisy I honestly thought it was a bot or something saying it
Yes he speaks in a monotone voice which is so funny
More like a lagging Source Engine game
*Bruh sound effect* I watched this at 3 AM And Started Crying Laughing After "Ugandan Chungus"
I had to take breaks, i couldnt stop laughing
@@gamingdoggo9724
my toilet my rules
who pays the water bill
not them
Google Doggo The Sweaty Tryhard bit and Mom’s Photos bit had me dying of laughter lmao
I peed- I-I peed on my computer- it's ruined- MOMS PHOTOS
*9 month old Josh:* U-U-U...
*His parents:* OMG HIS FIRST WORDS
*9 month old Josh:* Ugandan Knuckles
*Y E E T T H E C H I L D*
Ugandan knuckles ps4 reboot
Rick Sánchez
7:48
My sister actually used to do fencing, so I literally paused the video, got up, and asked and she just said:
“Because everyone else is doing it”
So, there you go. But she also said that she does feel embarrassed because of how weird the armor is and where people end up poking people.
Also that when she wears the bee keeping suit, she knows that Barry B. Bensons is with her.
"Its brown its turning brown i am rotting i am its turning brown"
this sense of humor is killing me slowly i just said bruh at least 80 times in public like an idiot
Remember Carson don't say the gamer word while streaming
@Warspite noooooooooooooooo
TheEvilHD excuse me sir where is your Nword pass?
Gamer is our word, they can use Gamma though.
@@TheAnalatheist the n word pal
mista has 444 likes
I just love Carson’s asthmatic laugh so much
Lyrics:
Gotta get the groceries
Gross
Gross
Gross
Groceries
airdnis *G O D I S D E A D*
U-U-U-Ugandan Knuckles
DU-DU-DU DDDD DUEL
My phone only has 1 number and it is the Ghostbusters. What's their number? 3-
carson: "josh say "minecon" in a funny voice"
josh: *"miEEIIINNKaaUUUWWNNN"*
"that wasn't funny"
don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table
this was a good one, but you should have built it up
don’t let this video distract you from the fact that despite making up 13% of the population
Emp lemon is this your alt account
With God as my witness, he is broken in half
3:42 i was literally chonkig on my teasrs from laughter
Carson:
*connects two cables together*
"I made an open circuit"
Also Carson did nothing wrong :)
ugondun nuckles
2:59 "Get off get off get off get off get off, sweaty tryhard sweaty tryhard sweaty tryhard"
2:52 don’t mind me just going to vacuum my room real quick
My mom at seven in the morning
such an underrated comment
"Methinks you lie."
"Methinks you have the fat."
Savage.
The title is giving me back memories of Carson banging his head on the desk.
“How do you know the author of Frankenstein”
“F R A N K”
Carson lost 1 brain cell mining diamonds in minecraft
you gain brain cells while mining diamonds
I lost two mining Brown brick
I don't think I've been so emotionally drained from a video until now
Josh and Carson are such a perfect comedic duo, I wish to see more of their interactions some day
Please come back big neck man, we really miss you
jawsh havin' a stroke
Still one of the funniest videos I've ever watched
At 9:56 Carson and his buds land on the d. Thank you Carson for that attention to detail.
I can physically feel my braincells slowly dying
my humor has changed so much since this came out i feel like, but its just so comforting to come back to this and have a laugh after a really shitty day at work :,) i remember the first time seeing these streams/vids i was with friends and we laughed so hard we cried
This used to be my favorite video. Haven’t seen it in years. Came back to try and recall the good times. Man I miss how it was back then
2:52 what a wonderful sound
Vacuum
Years later, i've come to realise: *Josh was possessed by a A.I prompt generator.*
6:29 travis is literally an 11 year old, it’s the best
I come back to this video at least twice a day just to hear the "u-u-uuu-u ugandan knuckles" part and laugh
“100% of elevator related deaths happen on an elevator.”
Frank
i feel like crying
it doesn't feel right watching these videos, it makes me so sad
Rick sanchez
@@quantumblauthor7300 Rick Rick rick
josh in this video made me feel like i was having a stroke
I don't know if I lost them or gained braincells but
*NuT bAlL*
3:42 peak of humanity
I'm in an intense feeling of deep affection with this visual aid for my glimmers.
1:37 is when things start to go downhill
This is the only Carson video I revisit periodically; it is the perfect mix of chaos, tomfoolery and purely ludicrous behavior that always cracks me up.
Jawsh's improv is the
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This is
honestly
“Congo is where genocide happens.”
BELGIUM WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
I actively fear josh
As you should
"-brown, brown, it is turning brown, i am *rotting* "
This is actually just a compilation of jawsh's stuttering jokes
i love it when jawsh carries the comedy in a carson video. this and the gta v video are golden classics.
3:43 "I don't know what's going on"
Same, TotallyUnoriginalUsername, same
Every time I rewatch this video I'm crying by the end of it oml.
Your humor is currently helping me through relationship troubles, love you man, I hope you never change❤️
This aged well
4:22 man said: “🚗”
Nah it was more like: 🏍️
I've watched this like 10 times and it's still just as funny
the fact that i've rewatched this video 20 times concerns me
I feel like as i watch Crasons videos i gain all the braincells that they lose and let me tell you its a lot.
KraZWhale I love watching crason
Crason is great
pretty sure it was around 5
Josh was in rare form for this I love it
4:47 my phone only has one number and it is the ghostbusters
Whats their number
3
that is a POWERFUL thumbnail
quality shidt
8:22 suddenly has a whole new meaning
this video never left the fucking intro state
this is the video that i realized jawsh is my favorite streamer. always go back to it.
It feels like I go into a coma every time I try to rewatch this video in hopes of understanding what the hell is going on
“I only have one number on my phone and it’s the Ghostbusters.”
“What’s their number?”
*”Three.”*
7:30 the longest book he’s read was the dictionary trying to find the word “Boobies”
3:32
Pause... moments before disaster
“Hashtag me too hashtag me too”
Carson: “ I gotta go guys”
Symbolic
Within the first three minutes I was absolutely BERATED with words
I've watched this video 4 times today and this is indeed STILL a bruh moment
this is by F A R my favorite callmecarsonlive video
I wish i could watch this video for the first time again so badly
Now I know how I seem to others after witnessing a person talk at random until it's funny...
Feels good man.
"Why are you in the furnace?"
"Yummy!"
Bruh
bruh
bruh
Bruh
Bruh
This really is a Bruh Moment
I miss not feeling guilty about genuinely enjoying this