Minecraft, but we corrupted the textures
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- Опубліковано 29 лис 2019
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Minecraft, but we destroyed the textures - Ігри
“YOU GOTTA GET ME OUTTA HERE MAN”
-Sheep Schlatt
DAAAAA DA DAAAA DANANAAAAANAAAAAA
-Pig Schlatt
Pchligtt
Can you give me the timestamp for Sheep Schlatt i can't find it lmao
@@bowsercake3336 The one place i didn't think to look
Pig. Pig shclatt
"Can we go home, the Portuguese are coming" -Schlatt 2019
The modern day Paul Revere
when
@@lolfelix_4920 *mucdounald salad*
@@lolfelix_4920 20:34
-Natives 1500
"brush your teeth, gay boy" is a criminally underrated line
@Weenie Penie what else is criminal?
@Weenie Penie
@Weenie Penie wrong
@@aruuzon4118 correct
@@allxrtx6594 :/
The fact that these packs aren't public is a crime
Yea dude I need these
I can’t pvp without this!
I want the schlatt one
WHEN ARE THESE TWO PACKS GOING TO BE PUBLIC IT'S A CRIME FOR HUMANITY
Time to hack into Carson's computer
“But mostly c o c k a n d d i c k”
444 444 that had me screaming I woke up me mams at 5am lol
LMAOOOO
And bballlsss
ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ
444 444 does anyone know where to find that audio because id make that my ringer so it would ring in class 😂😂😂😂
Carson: "Oh, that's not funny."
Also Carson: **Laughs hysterically**
“I am not gay Carson.”
Artsy Gamer “you’re pretty gay dude”
Lol
" *i am not gay* "
Im lik 4000
every time I come back to this video “BRUSH YOUR TEETH, GAY BOY” makes me laugh it’s my favorite part
he R E F U S E
The fear in Carson's eyes as he looked at the sky, and the obvious joy in Schlatt's voice, this is a good video
peepee
@@sovietsnake4726 why does that mean baby
@@mcdoodlesnap how immature, crass and otherwise rude of you. This behavior is unacceptable
@@sovietsnake4726 s
Brazilians zombies be like: *TROCANDO DE ARMA!!! PASSANDO A FACA!!! ALVO NEUTRALIZADO!!!*
Cinfoni Spatium what does this translate to?
@@NoU-pf8fc "CHANGING WEAPON!!! PASSING THE KNIFE!!! TARGET NEUTRALIZED!!!"
Nyffi k thanks
They are the from call of duty modern warfare 2
As a Brazilian I gotta say It made me scream
Carson's haircut makes him look like a peasant during feudal times
@@gioni0n612 Fuck off mate, someone cant just tell a good joke anymore without some dumbass coming along and quoting r/this and r/that outside of reddit. You couldve done anything else with your time yet you decided to post the name of a subreddit in a youtube comment section of a callmecarson video. Honestly if i was even half as useless as you i wouldve killed myself already.
Your comment was fine until that last sentence
@@bosha6654 "You couldve done anything else with your time"
Why didn't you?
@@gioni0n612 he's so mad xD
Bosha cool
4:03
"here i come!"
"they got a juicy inside"
*WHA*
"jeffery epstein did not kill-"
"okay-"
*W H E E Z E*
1.1k but no reply? Ok then.
Also, whats Schlatt talking about juice?
@@tgnm9615 since he was talking about the stone trees that evidently has a _rock_ hard outer shell, the wood inside the rock shell is technically softer, and has a more wet feeling. So that’s why.
*_S H O O K E T H_*
I still hate the fact that the second I saw the sun on schlatt’s POV I instantly knew what it was
Patrick?
@@tgnm9615 Pat Rick
Some kinda fucked up patrick star?
Shlatt: “Dude we got to go back to the house”
Carson: “why”
Shlatt: “ the Portuguese are coming”
I showed this comment to my friend and his Portuguese and he told me to fuck my sister.. even tho he moved to Alabama and he has a sister
@@Yukchii Guess your part of the family now
@@ZAYKONN Shit-
Lmao
Let’s kill da ho beeeetch
Every time Carson bursts out laughing I fear that he might evaporate.
.
Lord Ofel same
same
@iit’2 2ollux bruh MMMMM IS THAT ANOTHER *FILTHY HOMESTUCK I SMELL?*
Don’t care about the drama, this is funny
u mean the drama thats basically nothing
How have I not herd about the drama yet? What happened?
@@cayde-6feetunder531 it doesn’t matter
While rewatching I can’t stop thinking about it
Like damn, stay outta this man's personal life. As long as he doesn't commit an *actual* crime, he's chill.
Listen. I don't care what happened. This video is funny as shit
I still wanna know what the XP bar said tho
@@hallway_revenant7919 hint. It's a president
@@morejemmex6367 I am American so naturally the only three presidents I know are Trump, Obama, and Garfield
@@hallway_revenant7919 well it's one.. its one of the three
@@morejemmex6367 does it say trump
“Here I come”
“Epstein didn’t kill himself”
"Goodbye"
Almost sounds like a threat
*_WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ_*
Jschlatt definitely killed Epstein
Cassie Bucknall I thought Epstein was launched out of the solar system on an experimental spacecraft
The thought of Schlatt crying while shouting "PIG" into a microphone makes me laugh.
The thought of schlatt saying "PIG SCHLATT" or "HELP, I AM STUCK IN A SHEEP" makes me laught
also the just the image of schlatt trying to sing an acapella version a minecraft song LMAO
“I’M SUCH A FUCKING COW MOOO”
the thought of schlatt makes me laugh
Lmao same
Carson’s laugh is ✨crunchy✨
Wheres the funny
It’s so contagious and it sounds so genuine that I just have to laugh along with him
*it hurts my ears*
Where’s the funny
“Carson you gotta help me I’m stuck in this pig” -Schlatt
Carson looks like he’s constantly having unlimited amounts of stress
Good or bad?
@@aimbotarrow5981 good stress? how?
AimbotArrow5 definitely good
Ярослав Симоненко like funny stress
@@KingOshawott23 Well that's new
The chat asked if he was gay every time he opened his inventory the whole stream if you were wondering.
taycat 34 watch out we got a g e n i u s over here
Perfect
Thats all i could ever hope for.
Gayschlatt
yoshikage kira bop bo bay
16:24-16:42 is probably the funniest 18 seconds i’ve ever experienced watching a Minecraft video.
very relatable, very true
13:52 made me laugh so hard.
"Why would you change andesite to stone? Wtf is wrong with you?"
GRANITE!?
Schlatt chooses immediate impact when making a ressource pack
Carson prefers a slow descent into insanity
Good tigrex
69 is ok.
But Fallout 76 IS HORRIBLE!
Invisible creepers
@@happyjohnny8976 I know that link
Furret don’t we all 😂
Carson sounds like a mammoth every time he starts laughing
Will Drift
He summons a demon every time he laughs
Every time he laughs, we get closer to armageddon
am i suppose to know what a mammoth sounds like?
No no, you know those squeeze pigs that wheeze when you squeeze them? That's what he sounds like
It cures my depression
I still come back to this video when I need a laugh. Never gets old.
Yeah
for me its the gta video, i probably remember half of it by heart by now
Man i miss the old times
16:13 I’m not sure how I feel about Schlatt moaning
He did this while using the vibrator
Carson: *dances to menu music*
Schlatt: *H O R N Y A S S M E N*
nice
It fit tho...
@@eggboi3579 truu
1:56
What is the song
I'm from Brazil,and the skeletons speak "target neutralized"
They also say "switching weapon"
and “passing over the knife”
Yeah
I thought they where Russian
Those are all lines from Modern Warfare 2, coming from the Brasilian militia
Monsters : *speaks Portuguese with a thick accent*
Carson : is that French?
Miss these guys together
Same bro...
I imagine Carson making the menu song for Schlatt be Stal
Honestly he should have gone the whole 9 yards and made all the music stal
The stream would be shorter for sure.
And Salad
stal joke haha funny
WAIT but.. JUST IMaginE.. what if?
he put on his funyy mike😳😳
“the vibes between these streams are vastly different right now”
what was shown did not serve it JUSTICE. one was a goddamn horror movie while the other was a gta highlights video.
Which is which
Still it was fucking hilarious
@@kite2036 depends on your sexuality
@@ttwelvecatss2359 yeah ok sure
Where can I see the streams?
20:36 Did schlatt predict the "You're Going To Brazil" Memes?
Don’t know how relevant this is, but The first time I saw the “Come to Brazil” meme was in a Kingani vid titled “Curser minion images” from 12+ months ago.
I don’t think they’re the same meme exactly...
But Schlatt does have a way of predicting things..
Well, I mean like the Sudden Uprising of the meme. I kind of said that wrong.
Ah, the glory days
Carson’s laugh is like a walrus having a heart attack and I love it
yeah I laugh every time he laughs
It's more like a kazzo that smokes a pack each day
Cinnamon Bummer kazoo* and also 30 packs a day*
yeah
@@magicpug4265 stay away guardian D:
Carson: *hears a voice that's not english*
Also carson: *gets incredibly afraid*
*hears portuguese*
"OH NO NOT THE FRENCH"
Minecraft: Alvo neutralizado!
Carson: *Visibly in fear*
Jschlatt:Complains about Invisible Creepers
Also Jschlatt:Makes all the tools invisible
I love how Carson thinks the skeletons speak french, when
"Trocando de arma!" and "Alvo neutralizado!" Is just brazilian portuguese lmao
(I speak portuguese)
Ah yes classic modern warfare
he didn’t realize that schlatt made his cursor a cross
He did in the stream, but didnt put it in the video
Amen
Its jesus
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
i didn't notice until i read this comment lmao
Schlatt’s texture pack: to make Carson laugh
Carson’s texture pack: to make Carson laugh
sucks that schlatt wasnt able to enjoy the stream as much as carson did
@@dausthrowaway4349 that seems to be a trend with jschlatts streams
@@andrewbell23 F
Kraio what does the text on the exp bar say? 20:05
WickyGirl33 WickyGirl33 obama
I miss this era😞
Sad to see how well they got along
@@terrorbite2128wish they'd been fighting instead
"You took from the furnace, I can't stream with you anymore."
Now: "Going on an among us date with James Charles"
jschlatt’s textures: actually has effort
carson’s textures: i n v i s i b l e c r e e p e r s
your toes did you forget Obama crafting?
your toes have you forgotten the Patrick sun?
Phoenix Zero no i havent i just found the invisible creepers funny
your toes *super* invisible creepers
your toes have you forgotten stone turned to *stone*
When schlatt said “brush your teeth gay boi” lmaoooo
Je Studios
5:55 Then the weird laugh came.
I felt that
Cats Are YES you mean the gods laugh peasant?
Phoenix Zero
Sounds like a jammed leaf blower.
Cats Are YES its every time you put the vaccum cleaner flat on the floor and it goes whEEeEEe
The cocktober is over made him cry. He did it to himself 😂😂
22:05 I dead I woke everyone at 2am because I couldn't control my laughing 😂
hears brazilian call of duty lines
"NOT THE FRENCH"
"ALVO NEUTRALIZADO!"
Lmao
portuguese
@@victormaia2399 im from portugal and i prefer to say brazilian over portuguese
@@joaodomingos8367 that's like saying Canadians speak Canadian or Australians speak Australian dude
Carson should have changed lava to water
hot water but it's much hotter than how hot it can get
Actually keep the lava and water look the same but have opposite effects
@@Forlorn_Overseer so just swaping the textures
@@yooo9503 yeah basically
Flaccid baby teeth _ But then it becomes obvious, imagine him just jumping into lava and not realising
After 8 months I just realized Carson’s curser is a cross, well done Jschlatt
the simpler times
So glad I got to witness this masterpiece / monstrosity live
Same
*its a* _monsterpiece_
Same
yeah like 2 years ago
Same
“IM STUCK IN THIS SHEEP IM STUCK IM STUCK”
~Jebediah Schlatt
jebediah sheep
UA-cam glitched and allowed me to like this three times. *Happy noises*
after all this time, i only just now noticed that schlatt made Carson’s crosshair an actual cross
1:55 the 2nd grade class when what does the fox say starts playing
4:10 Carson laughed so hard he went autotune
I'm crying
How does he laugh like that??
OMG I FELT THAT SO HARD
allagahahahahahandmsjekfskfbjfmejr HdjjrbELO IM HANDSOME jack
I thought he was gonna eat his mic his mouth opened so wide
“I forgot to tell you the nether is terrifying”
*enters nether*
“HERE I COOME!”
he "entered the nether", eh?
I forgot this was Carson's video and for a second thought this was a Dream video
@@talsubach5979 m
"Jeffrey Epstein did not killed himself"
Time doesn't even feel the same after realising this was more than 2 years ago.
dude Im with you.
11:00 pure terror in his voice
Th noise Carson makes before he laughs sounds like when you accidentally suck up a sock with a vacuum cleaner.
i cant unhear it now you asshole
I can hear that before i nohing holes ass horse
@@forgers949 wut
This comment made me laugh so damn hard
@@forgers949 I agree my friend.
i wish we had a stream of schlatt recording the voice lines for all of carson’s pack
Josie Joyner oh god you don’t know what you’re doing
Josie Joyner fuck
I am so tired
pal mac then go to fucking bed
I need this
you know the joke is funny when Carson's laugh turns on auto tune
Simpler times
5:59
if you didnt catch the stream, it did not get old and every single time schlatt opened his inventory chat went into "schlatt are you gay" mode
Thank you, i was curious to know. Does not surprise me knowing his audience tho 😂
“I hate the French dude”
-CallMeCarson
“Oh no oh god oh no it’s president Barrack Obama”
-Jschlatt
@@joles8 could you repeat that at without the all-caps and such?
5:52
no matter the controversies
no matter the time
no matter anyone's opinions
this fucking line is forever fucking hilarious
Agreed
I wish they actually released the texture packs
They are thinking of releasing it, in the future, I think so.
@@gang4135 I don't think they've thought about this video since it was uploaded.
How did they make it??
Carson: laughing
Schlatt: chuckling
Skeleton: *"Alvo neutralizado!"*
Trocando de arma
passando faca
Alvo neutralizado
Tirando granada!
BR kkk
"Alvo neutralizado"
"Alvo atingido"
"Trocando de arma!"
Carson: Not the french
foda msm
@O Gaúcho kkkkkkkkkkkkkjkjkj n me irritou, mas blz
Why do I feel like people aren’t actually saying anything here 🧐 XD
@@PhoenixAce vai embora gringo
what the fuck is happening here? is this some kind of youtube underground section?
“Where are the Skeletons From?”
I like entertaining the idea that a Bone Mob can originate from an actual country
5:52 just a small timestamp for myself, just ignore it
Thats actually my fav moment
bRuSh YoUr TeEth GaY BoI😂
I just realized something. On Schlatt's pack, when "Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself" and funny mic scream (not the thunder) played...
_Those are cave noises_
*He somehow made cave noises even creepier.*
Why.
At least he didn't include FNAF noises.
@@tkic3164 thats so olds school to scare anyone
@@peskyrat4
Ok but Fnaf ambience is legit unnerving
@@peskyrat4
Yep, that's Fnaf
@Wacky Heart how is it scary?
“I’m not gay, why‘d you turn andesite to stone?” jschlatt 2019
a criminally underrated line, with no comments? despicable
0:14 I like how all the sheep start saying “I am stuck in a sheep.” Instead of any of the other voice lines schlatt gave it. And “baaaaaaaa”
POV: When Carson no longer uploads and trying to seek for 2021 comments
"THE PORTUGUESE ARE COMING" - Natives upon seeing Pedro Álvares Cabral approaching Brazil's northeast coast, circa 1500
ALVO NEUTRALIZADO
ok, isso foi muito criativo...
he clearly likes i- *no its new meme time*
*s a l a d D i s h*
Big Lion is more powerful
He clearly is a salad.
Big Lion is more powerful than Salad Dish and will always be. 🥗 vs. 🦁 = 🦁 wins
What if Big Lion eats S A L L A N D
@@christopherwilliams9675 holy shit
"Are we in a Vanossgaming video!?" I CRIED
Hahahahaha me toooo I’ve been watching vanoss for so long so I know what he means lolll
i was struggling to hold back the laughter but the furnace part broke me
Carson missed the perfect opportunity to replace his entire soundtrack with nothing but Stal
Trye
Trye
Trye
Trye
Trye
vine: "Not to be racist, but asian people..."
*insert carson's laugh*
chloe benton this deserves more like omg
4:10 be like
I read this just as that moment came
666 likes 🤯
also 5:55
It was January 6th. I had woken up, and had been binging Carson's videos. I was laughing, having a blast. A good way to wake up. After a while, I decided to take a break and go on TikTok, this being the last video I watched. Once I went to TikTok, the news was the first thing that was on my for you page.
Immediately, my heart dropped. I had liked the content he made, made me happy at my worst times. The news hit me, and I didn't think straight. I pointed him out as the bad guy, unsubbing to him without realizing that it wasn't bad, and that it was made on a lie.
Today marks day 2 of watching Carson's videos again, and I will be subscribing once again.
Literally ain’t even that bad. They were both young and dumb, we can move on.
the story of a non-twitter user
I’ll be honest, I never actually watched Carson’s videos before the controversy. However, as time went on I got curious and started watching his videos
It really sucks what's happening right now in Carson's life, but what he did was wrong, not through age, just the fact that he took advantage of his fans, I hope he fixes this time in his life
@@prettypants4824 Its more the fact that he didn't do anything to prevent it, if something like that happens you need to make it stop, an underage girl sharing nudes with a legal male, (or vise-versa) is wrong, and there were many ways to stop it,
@@prettypants4824 twitter blew it out of proportion, most people wouldn't care, switch the ages,switch the genders....no one wold care
@@prettypants4824 well i guess but people mentioned him getting help because he has severe depression. if i recall correctly schlatt mentioned that they encouraged him to get therapy but he never did
I have watched “pig. Pig Schlatt” a hundred times and I’m still laughing till I wheeze. Am I doing comedy right?
He said he recorded it but it sounds like Connor
Pig Schlatt is my favorite by far
no you arent
Yes
I watched Pig Schlatt for like 20 minutes and I rewatched the video now. Laughed just as hard.
Schlatt: I'm not gay
Also Schlatt: WE ARE GAY LOVERS
Gayschlatt
Gabriel Hogue _ba bo be bo_
Gayschlatt gayschlatt gayschlatt
Schlatt is in denial. He is a very gay.
The pig schlatt bit is so underrated
i remember this is where i got the inspiration to make my own texture pack, thank you carson!
hows that going
@@adahairingtonch.3288 made it way back in 1.14, havent had time to go back to updating it
"Here I come!"
"JEFFERY EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF"
Carson: *loses his shit*
That bit fucking killed me
So did i
Goat mode: enabled
Schlatt’s pure anger and horror when he realizes that Carson made Creepers invisible.
“YOU MADE THEM INVISIBLE”
I miss this...
Revisiting this video now, it still remains the single funniest video I have ever watched on Carsons channel
It's fucking 2 years old I fell so old
Schlatt: “Here I come”
Carson: *takes something from the furnace*
Shlatt: “Goodbye”
We need a download of these texture packs
Miggies yes
Yes
I would buy right away
yesssss
@@tayd7929 I would put it for the whole sever so everyone gets earraped
I like how Schlatt’s texture pack was an immediate shock factor that kept giving. But Carson’s was a slow descent into madness.
Schlatt: Wait, it’s all stone?
Carson: Always has been.
Side of medication bottle: side affects include blood farts and death
People in commercials: 1:55
blood farts? or blood, farts, and death?
Thats called a period
hey guys it’s funny time
Mcdonal salad
laugh. now.
SlavHardBass HAhahahahdjsidnshahfi
*Laughing*
Ha
Haha ha
laughs
I smiled the entire time I watched this and I was taking the most painful and large shit i have ever had no exaggeration
too much info bro
Ok, lol. But it's true, it fucking hurt.
"Is that Patrick on the sun?"
Me: "SOSIG"